Sass, Stories & Sarcasm

Sass, Stories & Sarcasm

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Join Mary Conyard and Brian Ramaswami each week as they discuss life, sports, reality tv, and weird news, and also interview friends, play trivia games, learn about new subjects, and more. Their witty conversations always make their friends laugh, and now they can make you laugh, too!


#51: Houseplants & Sexy Accents
May 19 • 26 min
This week Mary and Brian talk about how millennials are saving the houseplant industry, give a Bachelorette update, and talk weird news! Thanks for listening! Like us on Facebook at facebook.com/sassstoriessarcasm and on Instagram at…
#50: The Bach Boys
May 14 • 38 min
This week Mary and Brian talk about Bachelorette contestants! Thanks for listening! Like us on Facebook at facebook.com/sassstoriessarcasm and on Instagram at instagram.com/sassstoriessarcasm. This episode is sponsored by Audible. Get your free audiobook…
#49: Movies, Bingo & Indigo
May 6 • 36 min
This week Mary and Brian discuss upcoming summer movies, weird laws in each state, and premiere Chip Conyard’s new song, Indigo. Thanks for listening! https://soundcloud.com/chip-conyard/ Like us on Facebook at facebook.com/sassstoriessarcasm and on…
#48: Avengers & Ankle Tans
Apr 29 • 40 min
This week Mary and Brian talk about the Avengers (NO SPOILERS!), weird news, and Brian asks Mary some rapid fire questions. Visit our website at sassstoriessarcasm.com. Like us on Facebook at facebook.com/sassstoriessarcasm and on Instagram at…
#47: #DitchTheSwitch
Apr 24 • 31 min
This week Mary and Brian talk about Easter weekend adventures, all the Zags declaring for the NBA, and how Washington is looking to #DitchTheSwitch and stay on permanent Daylight Savings Time. Like us on Facebook at facebook.com/sassstoriessarcasm and on…
#46: The Office vs. Game of Thrones
Apr 14 • 26 min
On this episode we conclude March Madness, play the 5 Second Rule game, and discuss the most popular TV shows for college students! Here is the TV show study we referenced: https://blogs.gcu.edu/blog/top-tv-shows-among-u-s-college-students/ Like us on…
#45: Nothin’ But A Cheese Thang
Apr 7 • 23 min
This week we talk about the Final Four games and go over some weird news! Like us on Facebook at facebook.com/sassstoriessarcasm and on Instagram at instagram.com/sassstoriessarcasm. This episode is sponsored by Audible. Get your free audiobook by going…
#44: Aloysius, Ignatius & Cataldo
Apr 2 • 35 min
On this episode we recap the end of the Zags season and what’s to come next year, Brian says what he knows about the history of Gonzaga, and we talk about the final four teams left in the tournament! Like us on Facebook at facebook.com/sassstoriessarcasm…
#43: Hey Jimmy Kimmel, Gonzaga Exists
Mar 26 • 33 min
This week we talk about March Madness, how Gonzaga Exists, and Brian answers some “this or that” questions! Go Zags! Like us on Facebook at facebook.com/sassstoriessarcasm and on Instagram at instagram.com/sassstoriessarcasm. This episode is sponsored by…
#42: Two Decades of Dancing
Mar 19 • 24 min
The Zags are in the Big Dance for the 20th year in a row! On this episode we talk about Gonzaga’s history in the tournament as well as give you some fun tournament facts! GO ZAGS! Join our ESPN Tournament group HERE. The password is zags. Like us on…
#41: Falling Over the Fence & In Love
Mar 15 • 21 min
On this episode we talk all about the Bachelor finale and give our take on Colton and Cassie ending up together. Thanks for listening! Like us on Facebook at facebook.com/sassstoriessarcasm and on Instagram at instagram.com/sassstoriessarcasm. This…
#40: Tillie’s in the Tourney
Mar 12 • 20 min
This week we’re doing two special episodes! This episode is all about the Zags run in the WCC tournament and why we think that their loss in the championship will help them in the long run. GO ZAGS! Like us on Facebook at facebook.com/sassstoriessarcasm…
#39: That’s What Cheese Said
Mar 4 • 36 min
This week we give a preview of the WCC tournament, talk about the history of string cheese, and Brian asks Mary trivia questions! Like us on Facebook at facebook.com/sassstoriessarcasm and on Instagram at instagram.com/sassstoriessarcasm. This episode is…
#38: Climbing the Charts
Feb 24 • 35 min
This week we talk about the Zags epic senior night win over BYU, podcast facts, and give an update on the Bachelor! Here’s the podcast facts article we reference: https://chartable.com/blog/golden-age-of-podcasts Like us on Facebook at…
#37: Cookie Dough & Unclaimed Lottery Dough
Feb 18 • 29 min
On this episode we give an update on the Zags, what we did this weekend, and weird news! Like us on Facebook at facebook.com/sassstoriessarcasm and on Instagram at instagram.com/sassstoriessarcasm. This episode is sponsored by Audible. Get your free…
#36: Snowpocalypse Now
Feb 11 • 32 min
This week Washington state was hit with huge amounts of snow, so we talk about our experiences from eastern and western Washington, then we recap the Super Bowl, and finish up with an update on the Zags! Like us on Facebook at…
#35: Super Famous, Super Cold, Super Bowl
Feb 3 • 26 min
On this episode we talk about all things SUPER! First we talk about how we’re feeling pretty famous because an article was written about us and our podcast this week, you can read it here. Next we talk about how most of the country has been experiencing a…
#34: The “Mind Behind” Some Trivia
Jan 27 • 39 min
This episode feature Mary’s brother, Chip, singing his new song called Mind Behind, followed by Brian answering trivia questions! Listen to more of Chip’s music here: soundcloud.com/chip-conyard. Like us on Facebook at facebook.com/sassstoriessarcasm and…
#33: Brian’s Cheesy Obsession
Jan 21 • 19 min
On this episode Brian talks about his cheesy new obsession, Mary talks about her trip to Portland, and together we discuss Japan’s robot hotels, Netflix’s price increase and unique new original series, and Spokane’s new street named after Martin Luther…
#32: Mac and Cheese & Movies
Jan 14 • 28 min
This week we discuss some weird news, the first episode of the Bachelor, and talk about some upcoming movies! Like us on Facebook at facebook.com/sassstoriessarcasm and on Instagram at instagram.com/sassstoriessarcasm. This episode is sponsored by…
#31: New Year, New Bachelor
Jan 6 • 23 min
Happy 2019 and happy Season 2! We talk about the Zags and give our thoughts about the Bachelor contestants before the Bachelor season premiere this week! Like us on Facebook at facebook.com/sassstoriessarcasm and on Instagram at…
#30: Twas the Last Episode of Season 1
Dec 16, 2018 • 29 min
On the season one finale, we talk about Santa, Christmas facts, and Mary reads a version of Twas the Night Before Christmas that she changed to be about the podcast! Thanks for listening to us this season, we’ll be back with Season 2 on January 1st! Like…
#29: Top Dogs & the Christmas Pickle
Dec 9, 2018 • 14 min
On this episode we announce the winner of our Christmas ornament giveaway, discuss the Zags win over the Huskies, and talk about the Christmas pickle! Like us on Facebook at facebook.com/sassstoriessarcasm and on Instagram at…
#28: Weird News & Expensive Shoes
Dec 5, 2018 • 19 min
We give some behind-the-scenes trivia about our favorite Christmas movies, Brian uncovers some weird news happening in the world today, and Mary talks about a marketing prank that has brought positive attention to a company recently! Like us on Facebook…
#27: Zags are #1!
Dec 2, 2018 • 27 min
This week we talk about the Zags being #1 in the nation, do Guess the Lyrics Christmas song edition, and talk about the book Brain Rules by John Medina! Like us on Facebook at facebook.com/sassstoriessarcasm and on Instagram at…
#26: Food, Family & Football
Nov 26, 2018 • 16 min
This week we talk about Thanksgiving weekend! This episode is sponsored by the Etsy shop JoyfullyMadeByHJ. Go to etsy.com/joyfullymadebyhj and enter the code SWAG10 for 10% off! This podcast is sponsored by Anchor Voice Messages and Anchor
BONUS EPISODE: Christmas Giveaway
Nov 23, 2018 • 2 min
Enter to win our Christmas Giveaway! Listen for the details on this episode to learn what it is! tinyurl.com/sssgiveaway This podcast is sponsored by Anchor Voice Messages
#25: Gobble til you Wobble
Nov 18, 2018 • 26 min
Happy Thanksgiving Week! We discuss our favorite Thanksgiving foods, a viral Thanksgiving prank, and go over some Thanksgiving facts! Like us on Facebook at facebook.com/sassstoriessarcasm and on Instagram at instagram.com/sassstoriessarcasm. This episode…
#24: Meditation and Movies
Nov 12, 2018 • 24 min
This week we talk about the practice of meditation and upcoming movies! Like us on Facebook at facebook.com/sassstoriessarcasm and on Instagram at instagram.com/sassstoriessarcasm. We’re not affiliated or sponsored by Headspace, but if you want to get 25%…
#23: We got Zags and Shunts on the Brain!
Nov 5, 2018 • 20 min
We talk about the Zags first game and hydrocephalus research advancements on this episode! Here’s the hydrocephalus article referenced in the episode:…
#22: This is Halloweek! 🎃
Oct 29, 2018 • 37 min
Happy Halloween! On this episode we discuss what we were for Halloween growing up and also about Zag basketball as we prepare ourselves for this season. Enough by Chip Conyard: https://soundcloud.com/chip-conyard/enough Like us on Facebook at…
#21: Winter (Coat) is Coming
Oct 23, 2018 • 19 min
Hear about Brian and Mary’s weekend hanging out together and find out if Brian FINALLY got a winter coat! Like us on Facebook at facebook.com/sassstoriessarcasm and on Instagram at instagram.com/sassstoriessarcasm. Start your Audible 30 day trial and…
#20: Are We Smarter than a 5th Grader?
Oct 14, 2018 • 37 min
It’s our 20th episode!!! We take a quiz to see if we’re smarter than a fifth grader, Brian updates us on Gonzaga life, and Mary talks about 24 things she did in her 24th year of life! Like us on Facebook at facebook.com/sassstoriessarcasm and on Instagram…
#19: A Judge and a Gambler
Oct 8, 2018 • 42 min
On this episode, we have a very special guest, Bradyn Sloan, talk about her experience as a Salmon Days marching band judge with Mary, then Brian talks about his wild Spokane weekend at the casino and a thrift store! Update: the store Brian was at was the…
#18: A Podcast About Podcasting
Oct 3, 2018 • 25 min
On this episode we talk about interesting facts about podcasting, Brian’s plan for buying winter clothes, and how Mary is one of the oFISHal Issaquah Salmon Days parade marching band judges! Like us on Facebook at facebook.com/sassstoriessarcasm and on…
#17: Falling into Fall
Sep 19, 2018 • 31 min
We’re back! On this episode we talk about the Gonzaga basketball roster, Mary’s trip to New York, and Brian goes over some fall puns! Like us on Facebook at facebook.com/sassstoriessarcasm and on Instagram at instagram.com/sassstoriessarcasm Start your…
#16: They See Me Bowling, They Hating
Sep 4, 2018 • 24 min
On this episode that was recorded from beautiful Spokane, Washington, we talk about our bowling adventures, some weird news, and preview the Gonzaga non-conference schedule! Like us on Facebook at facebook.com/sassstoriessarcasm and on Instagram at…
#15: Our Enneagram Results
Aug 23, 2018 • 23 min
On this episode Brian talks about his fitness journey and how he is changing up his fitness program, then we take personality tests and discuss the results, and finally, Mary talks about a recent movie she saw! If you want to take the Enneagram…
#14: A WALK to Remember
Aug 16, 2018 • 18 min
On this episode, we discuss our fun weekend full of Hydrocephalus Walk activities, Brian and Elise reuniting, kayaking, and more! Like us on Facebook at facebook.com/sassstoriessarcasm and on Instagram at instagram.com/sassstoriessarcasm. Get your Audible…
#13: Brian’s Fitness Journey - Week One
Aug 10, 2018 • 28 min
On this episode we give our take on the Bachelorette finale and discuss who we think the next Bachelor will be. Next, Brian discusses his new fitness regimen and how that’s going for him (not well so far). Lastly, Mary talks about the upcoming Seattle…
#12: Fitness, Love & Lebron
Aug 2, 2018 • 27 min
On this episode Brian tackles an Ask Me Anything. Then we talk about the Royal Wedding of Gonzaga and the similarities and differences between Michael Scott and Lebron James! Thanks for listening! Like us on Facebook at facebook.com/sassstoriessarcasm and…
#11: AMA - Ask Mary Anything
Jul 27, 2018 • 34 min
It’s been slightly over a week, but we’re back!!! On this episode we talk about the Bachelorette, weird news, and on a very special AMA (Ask Mary Anything), Brian asks Mary questions that he genuinely wants to know the answers to. Like us on Facebook at…
#10: Blackbourn, Baseball & Brian’s Sock
Jul 17, 2018 • 33 min
It’s our 10th episode and it’s all about the Mariners this week! We invited our friend and Mariners expert Nick Blackbourn on to talk about the Mariners season so far and his hopes for the rest of the season. Then we interview Nick to let all of our loyal…
#9: Let’s Get Philosophical
Jul 13, 2018 • 21 min
We’re on cloud 9 because this is episode 9! We go over the most recent episode of The Bachelorette, Mary talks what she learned in her philosophy of happiness class in college, and we talk about books becoming movies later in 2018! Stay tuned for our…
#8: How Do You Say Uruguay?
Jul 5, 2018 • 26 min
This week’s episode answers so many questions: Is Brian a World Cup expert? Yes. Is Brian a sports expert? No. Do we know the slang teenagers use? Somewhat. Are we Jimmy John’s enthusiasts? Definitely. However, one question is left unanswered… how do you…
#7: O Say Can You… Pass The Citizenship Test?
Jun 28, 2018 • 23 min
For our Independence Day episode we told some 4th of July jokes, administered a U.S. Citizenship test to see if Brian would pass, and got an update on the World Cup (even though the U.S. didn’t even make it this time!) Plus, hear breaking news on the most…
#6: Happy Summer… Now Let’s Hit the Books!
Jun 21, 2018 • 25 min
On this episode, we ring in summer with an update on the World Cup and all things books and audiobooks! Big shoutout to our sponsor, Audible! Sass, Stories & Sarcasm listeners can get a free 30 day trial that includes one free audiobook from their…
#5: Puppies and Dinosaurs and a Strangler… Oh My!
Jun 15, 2018 • 27 min
We discuss some of the new movies coming soon to theaters near you this summer, give our commentary on the most recent episode of The Bachelorette, and discuss who we think the Scranton Strangler is! Like us on Facebook at facebook.com/sassstoriessarcasm…
#4: Sevy, Sports & Songs
Jun 9, 2018 • 22 min
On this episode, we welcome our very first podcast guest, Elise Sevy, who answers our questions and brings her music expertise to the show. Brian also gives a sports update where he covers the NBA playoffs, information about the Stanley Cup, and his…
#3: Fajitas and Wild Pigs
May 31, 2018 • 15 min
On the latest episode of Sass, Stories & Sarcasm, Brian tests out some jokes on Mary, we go over weird news happening in the world, and Mary quizzes Brian on some of the lyrics of his favorite songs! Be sure to like us on Facebook at…
#2: Jokes, Bachelorette, and Weird News
May 24, 2018 • 28 min
In our first full-length episode ever, we discuss what’s happening in our lives, Mary tells a few jokes, we talk about the Bachelorette contestants at great length, and we go over some of the weirdest news we’ve seen this week! Be sure to like us on…
#1: The First One
May 17, 2018 • 4 min
In this very first episode of Sass, Stories & Sarcasm, we introduce ourselves, tell you more about what this podcast will be about, and where to find us on social media. Be sure to subscribe to this podcast for more new episodes coming soon! Like us on…