The Phone Hacks

The Phone Hacks
Comedians Mike Goldstein and Nick Capper swap phones and rummage through the dark corners of each other’s most private device.
38. Rhi Down - Urine Trouble
Jan 13 • 76 min
Comedian Rhi Down is in The Phone Hacks factory this week to invade smartphone privacy and spike anxiety levels. Rhi picks a fight in a FB comedy forum, Capper gets intimate with humanitarians and Mike messages a fellow golden boy. Squirm it up! We have a…
37. Cameron James - Hot Johnsons
Jan 6 • 64 min
The guys are back in the studio with third time guest and Phone Hack favourite, Cameron James, to debrief on the Melbourne live episode and once again subject themselves to the indignity of trading phones. Cam defends his ABC show from the PC Police,…
36. Live in Melbourne! w/ Nick Cody, Ben Russell & Cameron James
Dec 30, 2018 • 80 min
This one is a bonafide classic! Recorded live in Melbourne to a packed crowd with some of our favourite past guests - Nick Cody, Ben Russell and Cameron James. So many insane hacks: Cody reveals his writing process, Ben shares a photo of a child that…
Merry Christmas from The Phone Hacks!
Dec 24, 2018 • 12 min
Hi everybody! Just a quick little bonus episode from us to say Happy Holidays and thanks for listening to the greatest podcast of all time. Tell a friend about the show and get your family members listening this holiday season! Share the awkwardness. We…
35. Live in Perth! w/ Andrew Wolfe & Sian Choyce
Dec 23, 2018 • 65 min
Here it is! The first ever live episode of The Phone Hacks recorded in Perth, WA. Shambolic, hilarious and some real hack diamonds in the rough. Wolfie screams a lot, Sian applies for a job at Subway and Capper and Mike question thier life choices. Get…
34. Dane Simpson - Gastric Banditos
Dec 16, 2018 • 72 min
Comedian Dane Simpson gets his hack on in another edition of trading phones and wrecking self-esteem. Dane makes a huge surgery announcement, Mike texts an old acquaintance and Capper still has an Oppo. Get into it and share our pain. We have a Patreon!…
33. Danny McGinaly - Cat Herpes
Dec 9, 2018 • 79 min
AFL diehard and comedian, Danny McGinlay, plays along with the nerve-racking premise and gives his phone up to the guys on this week’s ep. Mike gets dirty with the super rich, Capper direct messages an old Aussie comedian, and McGinlay shares his love of…
32. Lewis Spears - Anti-Vaxxer
Dec 2, 2018 • 68 min
Comedian Lewis Spears throws his phone into the ring for another round of invading privacy and hacking socials. Capper does two punishments and ends up in the hospital, Mike has intimate relations with country music royalty and Lewis changes his mind on…
31. Daniel Connell - Takes a Punt
Nov 25, 2018 • 63 min
Daniel Connell, comedian and all around great guy, ventures into the studio and hands his phone over for another hour of nervous hackery. Capper raps about Women’s footy, Mike makes some tough decisions about famous Brits and Daniel has a gambling…
30. Kelly Fastuca - Anal Fisher
Nov 18, 2018 • 72 min
Comedian Kelly Fastuca sweats through the anxiety of exchanging phones with the guys on another damaging edition of the pod. Mike has an auto-erotic asphyxiation, Capper wants the age of consent lowered and Kelly makes an earnest plea for affection on…
29. Nick Carr - N for Nick!
Nov 11, 2018 • 73 min
Renowned shitter and comedian, Nick Carr, joins the guys in the shed to swap phones and invade privacy. Nick posts a photo to FB of his latest bathroom triumph, Capper sends the same photo to a former colleague and Mike painfully texts an ex. The parade…
28. Dilruk Jayasinha - Skinny Famous
Nov 4, 2018 • 88 min
Fellow Sri Lankan comedian, Dilruk Jayasinha, is in the Phone Hacks studio this week for another edition of cellular hijinks. Mike messages his future Mother-in-law, Capper leaves a highly inappropriate comment on an Auntie’s photo and Dil humble brags…
27. Maggie Looke - Baby on Board
Oct 28, 2018 • 79 min
Maggie Looke, producer and writer extraordinaire, hands her phone over to the guys in one of the funniest and most anxiety inducing episodes yet. Mike DMs a comedy club, Capper challenges another Capper to a boxing match and Maggie has a huge announcement!
26. Ben Knight - Quitting Facebook
Oct 21, 2018 • 78 min
Ben Knight, comedian and ginger beefcake, lets his privacy be invaded on yet another episode of phone related shenanigans. Capper doesn’t wipe or flush, Mike has his way with Steve Irwin’s family and Knighty quits Facebook.
25. Brett Blake - May the Foreskin Be With You
Oct 14, 2018 • 66 min
Brett Blake offers his phone up in one of the most painfully hilarious episodes yet. Mike’s parents finally get targeted, Brett gets a questionable tattoo and Capper joins a Men’s Rights group. Send help!
24. Dave Thornton - Naked All the Night
Oct 7, 2018 • 68 min
Dave Thornton (The Project) is in the Phone Hacks studio this week for another punishing session of turning phones over and embarrassing content exposure. Mike raps about Auschwitz, Dave needs reccomendations for a relationship counselor and Capper sends…
23. Ash Williams - Fake Dicks, Real Friends
Sep 30, 2018 • 68 min
Ash Williams, comedian and hunk, turns his phone over in another nervous scroll through each other’s confidential info. Capper’s grandma calls in for a lively conversation, Mike makes some awkward decisions about his future in-laws and Ash’s test results…
22. Harley Breen - Built to Fuck
Sep 23, 2018 • 60 min
Harley Breen courageously accepts the invite to swap phones with the guys on another hilariously tense edition of the show. Capper gets an unexpected call from his Grandma, Mike propositions comedian Jimeoin and Harley posts a status update about a new…
21. Nat Harris - Pedro’s Big Holiday
Sep 19, 2018 • 58 min
Nat Harris trades phones with the guys and weathers The Phone Hacks storm this week. An eventful Byron Bay wedding is discussed, Capper raps about his love for his Mum and Mike opens up about 9/11.
20. Cam Knight - Shrek-sual Healing (Elon Musk Does Heroin)
Sep 9, 2018 • 60 min
Cam Knight asks an old man about an acceptable amount of diarrhoea and Mike gets his most challenging oral oral oral yet. Capper gets a friend request from a saucy man and surprisingly borrows money from someone. It’s a very fun ep and big thanks to…
19. Dave O’Neil’s Comedy Course
Sep 2, 2018 • 62 min
Dave O’Neil takes a break from promoting his new TV show ‘Dave’ to turn his phone over to the guys and see what they dig up. Mike is forced to make a graphic comment on an old work colleague’s post, Capper wants to know how hot Dave Hughes’ wife is and…
18. Tim Hewitt - The Wog Boy
Aug 26, 2018 • 50 min
Tim Hewitt accompanies the boys back in the studio for another dumb session of trading phones and spiking anxiety levels. This week Capper messages an ex-girlfriend, Hewy hits up Kitty Flanagan on Insta and Mike raps about race relations. Agonizing but…
17. Zack Dyer - Deadpool Spoilers
Aug 19, 2018 • 58 min
Zack Dyer visits Capper’s temporary apartment for our first recording outside of the studio since episode 2. With phones handed over Capper unwillingly shows his support for Jared from Subway, Mike G’s observational comedy is put under the microscope and…
16. Luke Kidgell - Damn, if I wasn’t your brother…
Aug 12, 2018 • 82 min
Luke Kidgell drops into the studio for another round of Phone Hack fuckery and provides one of the best hacks yet! Capper is forced to take another step towards severing all ties with his family and both Mike and Luke get super lame on Instagram. Revel in…
15. Sami Shah - “Is Julia Roberts nice?”
Aug 6, 2018 • 63 min
Sami Shah joins us for a second time after our dumb ass producer screwed up the first ep we recorded with him (he’ll never hear the end of this). Mike tries to break one of the rules by involving a third party in one of the punishments. Capper does a…
14. Nick Cody - Have You Heard Of Natasha Nice?
Jul 30, 2018 • 67 min
Nick Cody joins us this week and tells us what a “Babymoon” is. We also give you the full lowdown on Nick Mason’s attempt at career suicide in the last episode. Cody stumbles on to some of Nick Capper’s gold such as “long wife, long life” and Mike does a…
13. Nick Mason - Tram Jiggler
Jul 23, 2018 • 54 min
Nick Mason joins us for our scariest hack yet. We hacked him real good and thought it could destroy his career but he played along. Once again Capper’s ties with his family are ruined and Mike does a rap about the one thing he truly hates.
12. Alex Ward - Punching a Pony
Jul 16, 2018 • 56 min
Comic Alex Ward (not a magician) is the latest accomplice in The Phone Hacks studio. Topics dug out of the phones this week include ‘Kinky Fats’, Capper’s heavy petting zoo and Party-Bisexuals.
11. Ben Russell - Masturbatory Entrée
Jul 8, 2018 • 65 min
Ben Russell dives headfirst into The Phone Hacks rabbit hole as the guys exchange phones for another round of complete disregard to privacy. Mike discovers a coincidence with the Australian porn industry, Ben makes a late campaign for the Yes vote and…
9. Laura Dunemann - Fat Taylor Lautner
Jul 1, 2018 • 49 min
Laura Dunemann is courageous enough to let the guys pilfer her phone on this week’s ep. A heavily censored installment due to details being revealed that were unsafe for public consumption. Go ahead and venture a guess as to what it was (Hint: Capper is a…
8. Guy Montgomery - Dank You Very Much
Jun 24, 2018 • 54 min
Guy Montgomery braves the Phone Hacks format this week for another episode filled with high risk/low reward comedy. Phones are handed over and damage is done when Mike decides to get back into ‘Courts and Justice’ and Capper and Guy both send highly…
7. Cameron Duggan - The Capper Roast
Jun 18, 2018 • 47 min
Sydney comic Cameron Duggan gets in on the awkwardness of swapping phones with the guys. An offensive show poster is discussed, Mike struggles to comprehend time zones and Capper gets roasted when he’s not even in the room. Another great podcast with bad…
6. Becky Lucas - Fritzl Rap
Jun 11, 2018 • 45 min
Becky Lucas joins us for another embarassing dive into the depths of our phones. Mike’s germaphobia is exposed, Capper reveals a poor understanding of posterior anatomy and Becky gets emotional on Twitter.
5. Cameron James - Deal Laughs, Not Drugs
Jun 4, 2018 • 65 min
Comedian Cameron James is the first guest willing to subject himself to the Phone Hacks treatment! Cam raps about 9/11, Mike campaigns for ‘Lunkfast’ and Capper quits comedy…
4. Fork
May 28, 2018 • 32 min
We hear the fallout from Capper’s BO post and Mike gives a long overdue shout-out to his Mom. Also, the trials and tribulations of sex addiction and Milo induced constipation are discussed. On the next episode our first guest Cameron James!
3. Capper’s B.O.
May 28, 2018 • 33 min
The punishments flow freely in episode 3 as both of the guys opt out of disussing things in their phones they don’t want public. From Capper’s lifetime of body odour, to Mike unwillingly reaching out to a cousin for help, the insecurities are on full…
2. She Left
May 21, 2018 • 37 min
In this ep, recorded on a sunny balcony in South Yarra, we find out the aftermath of Mike’s RIP Dad tweet. Also, what is Mike’s fascination with Dr Quinn Medicine Woman? And what phone is Capper rocking?
1. RIP Dad
May 18, 2018 • 38 min
In the first episode of The Phone Hacks we quickly realise just how anxiety inducing it is having someone dig through your phone and post whatever they want to your socials. We’ve made a terrible mistake.