Queens of Adventure

Queens of Adventure

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Dungeons & Dragons & Drag Queens


38 - A Moment on the Lips
Dec 11 • 56 min
Arson Nicki, Butylene O’Kipple, Fraya Love, & Londyn Bradshaw begin their descent into the belly of Alighieri, a colossal dragon turtle. Inside, they hope to find Mystie, the mystical leader of a marooned pod of merfolk. But it isn’t long before things…
37 - The Furblog & The Merpeep
Nov 28 • 49 min
Londyn Bradshaw joins Arson Nicki, Butylene O’Kipple, and Fraya Love on a journey under the sea where the group encounters merfolk facing mystical misfortune. Music from https://filmmusic.io: “Cottages”, “Light Awash”, “Nervous”, “Severe Tire Damage”,…
36 - My Heart Will Go On
Nov 15 • 54 min
Our heroes have returned from the Underdark ready for a much needed rest. But, that will have to wait! Irene has been summoned for a secret mission, Arson has aroused the interest of a drow mystic, Butylene is missing some precious cargo, and Fraya has…
35 - The Sealed City
Nov 1 • 63 min
Our heroes have delved into the Underdark to seek the aid of legendary cursed warriors. But, in the sealed city, will they find allies or annihilation? Meanwhile the voice in Arson’s head pursues its own inscrutable agenda. Music from…
Special - Live at PAX 2019
Oct 16 • 76 min
We’re on the road this week so we’re bringing you a bonus episode! This adventure was recorded live in the Sasquatch theater at PAX West 2019. It’s a standalone one shot adventure, so you can enjoy it even if you aren’t caught up with the rest of the…
34 - Legs for Days
Oct 5 • 51 min
Arson, Butylene, Fraya, Irene, & Lamont have broken the ancient seal that has long protected the island from the cursed creatures of the Underdark. As our heroes penetrate deeper into the depths below, they soon discover that they are not alone. A…
33 - Do Not Open
Sep 19 • 53 min
Now is the winter of our discount tent. Arson Nicki, Butylene O’Kipple, Fraya Love, Irene Dubois, and Lamont DuPont IV delve deeper into the Underdark where they encounter a mysterious house on a hill and make a series of discoveries that might have…
32 - Underwhere?
Sep 5 • 54 min
Underdark ahoy! Our heroes follow Arson’s visions to a warm crack where they’re welcomed by unfamiliar flesh. Music from https://filmmusic.io: “Backbay Lounge”, “Severe Tire Damage“ by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) Licence: CC BY…
31 - Goodbye Glamazons
Aug 22 • 63 min
The time has come for our heroes to bid farewell to Glamalala, city of memory, the place in the beautiful place. But will their parting be sweetness or sorrow? Will there be a righteous reckoning with Ranger Richard? Will crabby creatures cramp their…
30 - A Taste of the Taint
Aug 8 • 74 min
With only ten days remaining until the destruction of Fire Island, our heroes are on the verge of completing their Glamazon training. All that remains is one final challenge that sees the group cast as battle maidens standing against shady forces in a…
29 - Glamazon Pride
Jul 26 • 59 min
Tonight the Glamazons celebrate their city’s endurance with a festival honoring the lost queens of the great houses. Our heroes join in the fun. But, will the illicit activities of the previous night catch up with them? Will Fraya find some clothes? Does…
28 - The Pup That Didn’t Bark
Jul 10 • 58 min
Join Arson, Butylene, Fraya, and Irene for a most curious case of a canine in the night. Back in the Glamadrome, our heroes puzzle their way through a historical predicament. A miserable malefactor has pup-napped a prized pooch. A Pomeranian? Perhaps! Can…
27 - Highway to the Danger Room
Jun 27 • 102 min
In twelve days an old god will destroy Fire Island, and everyone on it, unless someone delivers the lost treasure of the great queens, long sealed away in a tomb beneath an obsidian ziggurat. Arson Nicki, a half-elf / half-spider Warlock, Butylene…
Special - The Pernicious Poisoning of Peachblossom
Jun 17 • 99 min
Join us for a special stand-alone adventure to celebrate Pride Month! Prism Pals has organized a week long event featuring six all LGBTQ+ podcasts, each representing one color from the original Pride Flag rainbow and their associated meaning. In our…
26 - Glamazon Country
Jun 12 • 50 min
Bootie & the Hofish set out for the Glamazon city, Glamalala, to learn from their masters and strengthen the alliance against the annihilating force of the Kraken. The last time they were in the city, our heroes were prisoners sentenced to death for…
Season 1 - The Story So Far
Jun 5 • 86 min
Sashay your way down memory lane along with our heroes as we summarize over 30 episodes in about an hour! If you’re new to the show and want to jump into the latest chapter, this might be a great place to start! If you’ve fallen behind, we’ve got you,…
25 - Heart and Soul
May 18 • 66 min
Carol has crashed the summit at the summit of Radiant Rise just as the Glamazons and their Honored Outside Guests (H.O.G.s) were about to put aside their differences and come together to fry a bigger fish. But who is Carol? A horned devil astride a…
24 - The Devils in the Details
May 2 • 70 min
Bootie & the Hofish once again find themselves before the Glamazon enquirer, making a case for the future of the island. Last time the group was sentenced to death by sea spawn. So, that wasn’t great. But this time around they have the support of: Belfry…
23 - The Hole of Glory
Apr 17 • 46 min
Our heroes are are on the edge of edging their way to glory. The Hole of Glory, that is! This mysterious Glamazon artifact awaits at the end of a dark dank tunnel. Will our heroes survive a sticky situation unscathed? Will Fraya Love shape water? Will…
22 - Good Luck; We’re All Counting on You
Apr 4 • 41 min
The gang levels up. But, with greater power comes greater responsibility! At least, I think that’s how that’s supposed to work. Music, “Backbay Lounge”, “Light Awash”, “Severe Tire Damage”, “This House”, Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under…
21 - Goodbye Horses
Mar 20 • 66 min
An old god from the deep threatens to destroy Fire Island. If everyone works together, there’s a chance they might survive. But, the Golden Palace is descending into panic and chaos. Can Bootie & the Hofish restore morale by commemorating what they’ve…
20 - Back to the Beach
Mar 6 • 74 min
Bootie and the Hofish return to the Golden Palace just in time for a big beach bash! Music, “The Lift” Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/
19 - A Portable Party
Feb 20 • 81 min
Hemmingway had A Moveable Feast. And look where that got him. Now he is a ghost. We have a portable party. And also ghosts. So I guess we’re no better than Hemmingway. At least the Kraken Priest has been defeated! Now, no fewer than one Jim Jim, one…
18 - Have a Little Priest
Feb 6 • 67 min
Bootie & the Hofish find themselves in the unholiest of holies, the lair of the Kraken Priest! Will our heroes alter the altar, severing the connection between monster and master? Or, will they wind up altered beasts, mindlessly serving the Kraken’s…
17 - Below the Bottom
Jan 23 • 53 min
Lady Essence, leader of the Glamazons, has sentenced Bootie & the Hofish to die at the clammy hands of the sea spawn; undead thralls of the mighty Kraken. Dragged below the bottom of the sea, will our heroes survive to see the light of another day? (……
16 - Lawful Neutral: Part 2
Jan 16 • 37 min
The tea cannot be unspilled. Things get judgey.
16 - Lawful Neutral: Part 1
Jan 9 • 90 min
Part clip show, part deposition LARPing, part torture porn, this episode’s got it all! Find out what happens when our queer heroes have to set the record straight.
15 - March of the HOGs
Dec 13, 2018 • 70 min
After many arduous battles and a months-long journey (in podcast time), the gang finally discovers what’s contained in the treaty that they’ve worked so hard to obtain. Surely this hard-won information will inform their decision making! Music: “Dewdrop…
14 - The Library is Closed
Nov 28, 2018 • 61 min
Bootie & the Hofish got what they came for, but will they survive to savor victory? This episode contains something a bit like a dungeon & something a bit like a dragon! Music: “Dewdrop Fantasy”, “This House”, “Great Wyrm”, “Myst on the Moor”, & “Ryno’s…
13 - Not Today, Satan
Nov 14, 2018 • 71 min
Bootie & the Hofish are reunited in the Watersport archive where their attempt to recover the Fire Island treaty is bedeviled by Barb. Butylene Zings, Harlotte gets handsy, Arson embraces change, and Fraya unbirths herself into an ooze. Music: “This…
12 - To Get to the Other Side
Oct 31, 2018 • 52 min
This week Harlotte and Fraya cross the road. Wait… no… let me try that again. After the thrilling cliffhanger at the end of our last episode, Bootie & the Hofish desperately race to reunite inside the enemy stronghold. Standing between the party and their…
11 - The Belles of Watersport
Oct 17, 2018 • 71 min
This week Harlotte and Fraya stroll along the beach. Butylene brews some tea. And Arson discovers that the library is open. Nothing bad or troubling happens at all. We don’t learn about any impending doom. Nobody burns down any buildings. Everything is…
10 - Topped by a Lighthouse
Oct 3, 2018 • 67 min
9 - Under the Bush and Over the Hill
Sep 19, 2018 • 53 min
The road to Watersport is long and perilous. Our heroes head for the hills where wild wyverns await, along with a yap from the past.
8 - Operation Watersport
Sep 5, 2018 • 73 min
No time to celebrate the gang’s big opening! The Golden Palace is still beset by sinister sea spawn. Belfry has a plan. But do our heroes trust her? All roads lead to the distant village of Watersport. But which perilous path will they choose?
7 - Field Hockey: The Frock Opera
Aug 22, 2018 • 58 min
It’s showtime, synergy! Bootie & the Hofish’s first show at The Golden Palace is about to begin. This show has everything: field hockey, edutainment, explosions, leather, feet, and a supernatural wheel of fortune. O, Fortuna! Will our heroes inspire the…
6 - Fringe is Our Color Story
Aug 8, 2018 • 48 min
The time has come to prepare the greatest show Fire Island has ever seen! Every minor detail is a major decision. Can our heroes keep things in scale and hold to their vision? A vision that includes such aesthetic oddities as feet, field hockey, mint…
5 - How to Win Fans and Intimidate People
Jul 25, 2018 • 91 min
Our heroes are running out of time to mount a showstopping extravaganza! But first they must convince the influencers around the Golden Palace to attend the show by completing their unusual requests.
4 - The New Guardians of the Golden Moralexy
Jul 11, 2018 • 78 min
Our heroes are on assignment! There’s a job to be done, influencers to schmooze, and looks to assemble. As the queens explore the casino, they meet old friends and new and learn more about their dire predicament. With a deadline looming, can they please…
3 - The Tide is High
Jun 27, 2018 • 74 min
An army of undead emerges from the sea! Our Heroes have prepared trenches, traps, and flaming cocktails, but will it be enough to save their queenly cabana?
2 - Welcome to the Golden Palace
Jun 13, 2018 • 55 min
What dangers await our heroes in this strange new environment? And more importantly, when’s Happy Hour? The queens have arrived at The Golden Palace, where new friends await — along with terrible danger.
1 - Capsized Queens
May 30, 2018 • 73 min
Four water-logged adventurers wash up on a strange island, lost and separated from each other. Their possessions have been carried away in a storm — and even worse, they’re out of drag. What is this unfamiliar place? Can they reunite the party? And what…
0 - Behind the Queens
May 30, 2018 • 46 min
Before we began our Season 1 adventure, we sat down with the performers for a casual chit chat about the game, their characters, and what it’s like to be a drag queen on a fantasy quest.
Season 0 Ep 7 - The Final Voyage of the Salty Starfish
May 23, 2018 • 83 min
The game is afoot! The queens are making their way to Fire Island in search of treasure, but a terrible storm and a theft thicken the plot. It’s a maritime mystery on a ship full of perilous puzzles, luscious lip-syncs, and more seamen than they’ve ever…
Season 0 Ep 6 - The Frozen Feast
May 21, 2018 • 94 min
A peaceful interlude follows the excitement of the Tip of the Tops contest, with the queens relaxing as guests of the Ice Princess. But further adventure hides behind every corner and hot tub! Our heroes soon find themselves engaged in combat, as clues…
Season 0 Ep 5 - The Tip of the Tops
May 18, 2018 • 152 min
Our heroes embark on a holiday adventure! This time, their researcher Gnomi has signed them up for a battle fo the bands in the hopes of winning a scepter that can unlock a vault full of queenly treasures. Expect a few chilling challenges, luscious…
Season 0 Ep 4 - The Nexus of She’bae
May 16, 2018 • 79 min
After their harrowing adventure at La Bouche Gardens, the queens head to market to sell their Trixie La Bouche merchandise, pick up a few items, and encounter some unexpected individuals.
Season 0 Ep 3 - The Mystery of LaBouche Gardens
May 14, 2018 • 107 min
The four fabulous queens are caught in a haunting Halloween quest! Our October 2017 show offers fabulous frights, tricky traps, and at least one spoop.
Season 0 Ep 2 - The Tavern of the Hung Man
May 11, 2018 • 60 min
Having just barely escaped the collapse of the House of Wunderbred, our queens embark on a new quest recorded between live shows. Harlotte encounters a shady suitor from her part; Butylene meets a cat lady; Fraya explores the mysteries of the divine; and…
Season 0 Ep 1 - The Fall of the House of Wunderbred
May 9, 2018 • 110 min
Our first live show! Recorded in August of 2017, the queens begin their adventuring career in a perilous mansion where danger lurks under every wig.
Season 0 Ep 0 - Welcome to Queens of Adventure
May 7, 2018 • 2 min
Hello! And thanks for checking out Queens of Adventure — a new comedy podcast featuring real drag queens playing real Dungeons & Dragons.