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Come To Brazil

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Stans, fans, the internet and Stefani Joanne Angelina Germanotta! Malibu residents and Hollywood Elite Card Holders Nicole Boyce (@nicolewboyce) and Alex Hahn (@alexphahn) tackle the extremities of pop AND culture: their eyes peeled for glimpses of cel…


NOT ALL OF A STAR IS BORN
Aug 15 • 47 min
Unlike last week…. this week is Not All Of A Star Is Born… SORRY MS. FRANGIPANE. Sksk and I oop and I oop AND Miley Cyrus, Liam Hemsworth, Brody Jenner, Caitlyn Jenner, Kaitlynn Jenner, the fish in the tube, Carly Rae Jepsen, Hot Girl Summer, BT…
A COMPLETELY NORMAL EPISODE
Aug 8 • 135 min
1:36:44
THE BRENDA SONG
Aug 1 • 39 min
Crossover episode with our favorite songs: The Last Song and Brenda Song! This week was full of pop culture and we were full of bad ideas. The Archer, Taylor Swift, Lil Nas X, Armie Hammer’s son sucking on his toes, Once Upon a Time… in Hollywood (a…
PEPPA PIG #1 ALBUM IN AMERICA
Jul 25 • 44 min
!!!ATTENTION ALL GAYS!!!: This episode was recorded before The Archer was released so you better believe it will be discussed next week (it was also released before The Mueller hearing but that will never be discussed sorry muels). This week we have…
HOT GIRL SUMMER (w/ MCKINLEY HART)
Jul 18 • 60 min
She’s thee hot girl and she’s bringing thee Brazil heat. Hot girl McKinley Hart aka Makinz joins us for our 60th episode… a milestone for all the lesbians who still listen (special Tegan & Sara segment for yall). Big Little Lies, Emmy nomination…
FISH AND BEANS (NO COMMENT)
Jul 11 • 42 min
It’s official — Pride Month is extended by one month because of MEGAN RAPINOE AND ALL OTHER LESBIAN SOCCER CHAMPIONS. LESBIANS STAND UP! It’s mafematics luv. Taylor Swift v. Scooter Braun, The US Women’s Soccer Team vs. worse soccer players, lesbia…
ONS: DISNEY CHANNEL (we have 3-5 breakdowns)
Jul 4 • 34 min
In a moment… everything can change. Feel the wind on your shoulders (HILARY DUFF REFERENCE FOR THOSE WHO HAVE NO TASTE). We FLYYYYYYYY (another Hilary Duff reference) through Disney Channel stars and see what their dreams are made of (HIL-A-RY REF-E…
ONE NIGHT STAN: ASHLEY O & ALLY MAINE
Jun 27 • 22 min
Special One Night Stan deep dive episode!!! Hey I’m a hole! Nicole and Alex (two holes) deep dive into future EGOT winner Ashley O and reminisce about our queen of 2018 Ally Maine.
T****R S***T (w/ SAMANTHA RUDDY)
Jun 20 • 54 min
We are joined by #1 haver of good car ideas, Samantha Ruddy!!!!! DO we even have to say it…. ‘You Need To Calm Down’ music video, Taylor Swift, Lady Gaga, Lorde, Old Town Road, Halsey, Bhad Bhabie, Natasha Bedingfield, The Hills, gay people, Ashley …
EDNA MODE
Jun 13 • 44 min
Surfs up and so is Alex’s wee woo for pop culture this week!! Basketball games, Taylor Swift is bi, drag queens, Antoni Perogi, Kid Cudi, a moment of silence, rich white ladies, Meryl Streep, Big Little Lies, screaming, queens, Michelle Obama, Miley…
NAME MORE THAN 3 GAY PEOPLE
Jun 6 • 40 min
Karlie fell asleep editing this episode so we had to post it late SORRY POD HEADS join us for a journey through new music, Miley Cyrus, Katy Perry, Cardi B, lesbians, Ellen Degeneres, Ellen Page, getting whiplash, Smash Mouth, Adele, Taylor Swift, B…
NIGHTMARE BICH
May 30 • 53 min
We just got off the phone with Hayley Williams and she says hi. New episode about Megan Thee Stallion, Megan Thee Trainor, the Halsey song Nightmare, Tyler the Creator, Miley Cyrus, Miley Cyrus’ raspy voice, Charli XCX, the Halsey song Nightmare, Bo…
ONE NIGHT STAN: LANA DEL REY
May 23 • 32 min
High??? By the beach??? Yes we are bitch. We take a look at the life and times of one Miss Lana Del Rey: her triumphs, her failures, (they don’t exist), her trials and tribulations, the importance of Ride, her infamous SNL performance, old Hollywood…
ONE NIGHT STAN: 2003
May 16 • 31 min
It’s a special ONE NIGHT STAN EPISODE FEATURING YOUR FAV YEAR… 2003. So throw your wigs in the time machine — we’re going back to 2003!!!! We mosTLY SING RIP TO YOUR EAR DRUMS but ALSO we celebrate the birth of Jojo Siwa and mourn the loss of Nina…
BABY COLLEGE (w/ JOSH SHARP & AARON JACKSON)
May 9 • 71 min
WE GOT A TWO FOR ONE FOLKS!!! Famously gay AND tall comedians Josh Sharp and Aaron Jackson join us for our 50th!!! EPISODE!!! We dive into the Met Gala, private Delta planes, Josh’s boyfriend, cancellations, Kim Petras, Ray Charles, Taylor Swift, Me…
BOY KISS (w/ EMMA WILLMANN)
May 2 • 65 min
Taylor Lautner fan club president Emma Willmann (Crazy Ex-Girlfriend) joins us for a ride down Malibu’s Pacific Coast Highway as we discuss ME!, Taylor Swift not coming out, Blac Chyna’s fake Harvard acceptance letter, Brad Pitt, Selena Gom…
COME TO BRAZIL 2020
Apr 25 • 47 min
NO GUESTS. NO WITNESSES. NO MONEY NO FAMILY 16 IN THE MIDDLE OF MIAMI. ALEX AND NICOLE LOSE IT ON THIS WEEK’S EPISODE CHATTIN BOUT BEYONCE’S NETFLIX DOCUMENTARY, KIM PETRAS, LADY GAGA, COACHELLA, JUSTIN BIEBER, ARIANA GRANDE, LIZZO, ADELE’S BROKEN H…
RESIDENTS OF FLAVOR TOWN (w/ BEN ROAZEN)
Apr 18 • 68 min
This week was a BLAST! We attended Coachella VIP of course with friend of the pod and leader of the Demi Army, Ben Roazen. We did each other’s make up and talked Ariana, Nicki’s irish waters, N’SYNC, Billie Eilish finally meeting Justin Bieber, Lil …
SHAWN MENDOITY (w/ MARY HOULIHAN)
Apr 11 • 50 min
Lots on the Malibu sun-kissed agenda this week with Teen Mom 2 influencer Mary Houlihan: Leah Remini, J.Lo, Scientology, Elisabeth Moss, A Star is Born….STAR BEEN BORN BICH, Nicki Minaj, Country, Lil Nas X, Billy Rae Cyrus, Billi<3, Nick Jonas …
SORROW FLOWERS (w/ RACHEL SENNOTT)
Apr 4 • 66 min
Rachel Sennott (High Maintenance, MTV, Time Out’s Comics to Watch) guest stars this week on Come to Brazil in the role of “guest.” Veep is back, Broad City ended, new Ariana (she’s bi), new Billie Eilish (scawwy), and new Aly&AJ (we prefer the o…
FIONA APPLE MEGAMIX (w/ CHARLIE BARDEY)
Mar 28 • 58 min
Climb, podheads, climb! Prolific vocalist Charlie Bardey debuts an Academy Award winning original song and joins Nicole and Alex to discuss topics such as, but not limited to: Mariah Carey, Avengers, Us, This Is Us, Meghan Markle’s sex pilot, Lizzo,…
HANNAH HART VS. GADSBY (w/ @YC)
Mar 21 • 56 min
OK SO LIKE WHAT DID WE TALK ABOUT ON THIS PODCAST EPISODE??A) NICKI MINAJ, ROUGH IRISH WATERS, TAYLOR SWIFT MAKING COCKTAILS, JUICE WRLD, ALBANYB) FIRST LADY OF THE UNITED STATES ROSARIO DAWSON, HANNAH B’S STOMACH ACHES, THE 26…
A+ S.A.T. SCORE (w/ BRIGETTE LUNDY-PAINE)
Mar 14 • 51 min
Brigette Lundy-Paine (Atypical, The Glass Castle) swims, runs, AND bikes (yes we googled what a triathlon is) to our beautiful Malibu glass studio. Thank god we added the dock! Listen if you enjoy corn, Ariana Grande, Felicity Huffman, the SATs, the…
SCAM QUEENS: CHARLI XCX AND STARBUCKS
Mar 7 • 39 min
Some of yall bouta be real mad at me. But it must be said. BOY WERE WE WRONG. No new Taylor album (we didn’t even talk about this but whatever lol). Charli XCX lies to reporters (yay), there’s new Solange (yay) and new Jonas Brothers (nay). Billie E…
OSCAR WINNER GAGA (w/ BEN MARSHALL)
Feb 28 • 64 min
Frenemy of the pod and Kacey Musgraves super-fan Ben Marshall joins us for a scrumptious episode about the Oscars, the wickedly talented Lady Gaga (love you, Adele Dazeem), Rami Malek falling (win for the gays), Uncle Drew, potential new Taylor Swif…
PUTH MENDES SOYLENT (w/ AYO EDEBIRI)
Feb 21 • 62 min
On-air wedding. Broken glass. Sam Elliot appears out of nowhere. Ayo leaves? Sam Elliot and Ayo are never in the same room… Folks, Come to Brazil defies the odds and posts ANOTHER new episode … with Ayo Edebiri. We prep for the Oscars, break news …
GRAMMYS AND PSORIASIS (w/ MARIAH SMITH)
Feb 14 • 63 min
We just back from the doctor (Kim Kardashian, MD.) It’s positive — we’re pregnant with a great episode!!! Mariah Smith (writer, Keeping Up With The Kontinuity Errors) joins us to (deep) dish on the Grammys, Jemima Kirke’s fake accent, Cardi B, Kacey…
MAROON 3: NICOLE, ALEX, AND SHANIA TWAIN
Feb 7 • 41 min
Did someone say Bete Davidson? Nicole and Alex nearly avoid a trip to the Malibu hospital (#1 in the country) after discussing Maroon 5, halftime show history (Shania heads stand up), the commercials we didn’t watch, the football we didn’t watch, Ar…
POD-TRICIA ARQUETTE-CAST (w/ DARCIE WILDER)
Jan 31 • 61 min
Hello PODHEADS AND TIKTOK TEENS!!!!! We talk SAG Awards, Grammy leaks (the vegetable and the secret information), shallow live, rent not live, lesbian corner for like 6 hours, straight people corner, Kendall Jenner because Nicole insists, Paris Hilt…
TALENTED, BRILLIANT, INCREDIBLE, AMAZING
Jan 24 • 39 min
*Soulja Boy voice* DRAKE??? Alex and Nicole get snubbed AGAIN for the Oscar for Best Podcast. BUT!!! They make up for it with an extremely poised and well-researched discussion on the Fyre Fest documentaries, the Oscars vs. the Razzies, Sarah Jessic…
JESSICA SIMPSON’S SWOLLEN FOOT (w/ PETER KELLY)
Jan 17 • 52 min
OUR FIRST GUEST BITCH!!! Esteemed orator Peter Kelly joins us to discuss Lady Gaga’s dying horse (edit: not Glenn Close), the Instagram egg (bow down) and the legacy of Coldplay’s gaff taped jackets. Plus we bought tickets for Fyre Fest next year!!!…
HOLLYWOOD FOREIGN PRESS TURN ON YOUR LOCATION
Jan 10 • 38 min
Podheads… our brain brains are broke broke. The Hollywood Foreign Press Association (Hollywood Flopping Press Ass) voted for Glenn Close (who?) over Gaga (queen). We also talk Bachelor, Coachella, Lesbian Corner (go lesbians), AND get a text. Join…
ONE NIGHT STAN: BEYONCE
Jan 3 • 28 min
Pack your bags, podheads. We’re going (airplane emoji) London to VISIT THE QUEEN… BEY. We use our Malibu University (go Dolphins!) education to talk all things Beyonce, the most important person on earth, today and throughout all of time. And, no,…
BEST OF 2018 (GAGA)
Dec 27, 2018 • 30 min
A lot happened in 2018… let us take you back through it all: the humble beginnings of constructing our glass studio, our favorite pop culture memories, our favorite moments from your phone calls, the best memes, and the best moments from the numbe…
ONE NIGHT STAN: THE HILLS
Dec 20, 2018 • 27 min
This hot and fun episode is the latest addition to our One Night Stan series (deep dives into our favorite moments throughout time and space and Lady Gaga’s brain). Tell Lauren she should’ve gone to Paris, buy some highlights to give to Audrina, giv…
CARDI B GANG STAND UP GRAMMY FOR GAGA
Dec 13, 2018 • 40 min
In episode 29 (the same age as Emma Stone…love u Em <3), we celebrate Kacey Musgraves and Gaga’s Grammy nominations, talk about newly single Cardi B, take a phone call about aliens, take some emails about Karlie (Kloss), and announce our new ro…
ON WEDNESDAYS WE MARRY NICK JONAS
Dec 6, 2018 • 38 min
In an episode that Breaks The Internet™️, Nicole and Alex react to it all: new Miley, a porn-less Tumblr, the thank u, next music video and get some real phone calls from some definitely real people who are real.
CELEB! PROFILES! (BLAME IT ON THE POP)
Nov 29, 2018 • 38 min
In a far from sober episode, Alex and Nicole have a two person roundtable on the celebrity profile (Amanda, please!), confront Aaron Carter on his beef with Justin Bieber, and prepare their bodies for their ultimate demise from the Thank U, Next mus…
ONE NIGHT STAN: ARTPOP
Nov 22, 2018 • 28 min
Introducing… the “One Night Stan” series: a deep dive into our favorite moments throughout time (and space). Occasionally we’ll sprinkle these special episodes into our regularly scheduled programming, ok sweeties? SO THROW THAT BICH JOANNE OUT TH…
DOWN UNDER WITH KACEY MUSGRAVES, LIZZO & ARMIE HAMMER
Nov 15, 2018 • 33 min
Honk honk, podheads! We introduce Armie Hammer as our personal driver as we cruise through Ariana’s Australian accent, Kim’s private firefighters, Lorde fighting Kanye AND Dina Lohan fighting Fudgie the Whale. Hop in, bich!
THANK U, NEXT (BEST DAY OF NICOLE’S LIFE)
Nov 8, 2018 • 40 min
So much happens in this episode we can’t even LIST IT OUT..JK…OF COURSE WE CAN: “Thank U, Next,” Ari Instagramming Nicole (they are in love), Lindsay Lohan voting 10-15 times in the midterms, Harry and Timothee (skinny white boys everywhere are fr…
CARDI VS. NICKI VS. RAMI
Nov 1, 2018 • 39 min
OUR JORDAN EPISODE! HEY CAN YOU SAY HI TO MY FRIENDS? NO!!!!!!!! HEY CAN YOU DISCUSS ALL THINGS CARDI AND NICKI?? YES!!!!! ALSO: HALLOWEEN VS. THANKSGIVING SHOWDOWN (THANKSGIVING FOREVER). JUSTIN BIEBER’S SPECIFIC HAIR HUE! MILEY CYRUS! BEYONCE! CHI…
RIP TAYLOR AND KARLIE (RIP SERIES PT. 2)
Oct 25, 2018 • 40 min
Oops we talked about Taylor Swift and Britney Spears for 40 minutes…. again (Britney reference, rise up Brit-heads). Karlie Kloss got married, Joe Alwyn may or may not actually exist, and it seems like the #TeamEdward vs. #TeamJacob discussion is …
RIP ARIANA AND PETE
Oct 17, 2018 • 34 min
America’s favorite couple has broken up but A Star Is Born (Meghan Markle’s baby) (not born yet) (soon). Also… a new addition of The Snake Awards, Nicki Minaj, Karyn the Snake and The Official Lady Gaga vs. Glenn Close National Anthem Showdown of 20…
A POLITICAL TAYLOR IS BORN
Oct 11, 2018 • 41 min
Ladies and gentlemen…… Ally…. A Star Is Born reactions (Star Been Born), the newly political Taylor Swift and introducing Mischa Barton as our newest staff member/Malibu influencer. Loving him was …. getting registered to vote??
LANA DEL CHALAMET #VENOM IS GAY
Oct 4, 2018 • 35 min
OUR LAST EPISODE BEFORE SEEING A STAR IS BORN (FOR THE SECOND TIME, WE’VE ALREADY SEEN IT DEFINITELY). WE WISH THE COACHELLA LINEUP WAS JUST LANA AND SNOOP DOGG. JOE WHO? ALWYN? NEVER HEARD OF HER. VENOM WORST MOVIE OF ALL TIME.
BEYONCE CONCERT WITH ARIANA’S GOPHERS
Sep 27, 2018 • 36 min
Talented and handsome podcasters Nicole and Alex once again tackle (and solve) the world’s pop culture questions: why does Ariana have gophers in the God Is A Woman music video? Is Karlie postponing her wedding? And WHERE is Natalie Imbruglia??? Plu…
DRAKE, STAY AWAY FROM MILLIE / GHOSTS, STAY AWAY FROM POST MALONE
Sep 20, 2018 • 39 min
A HAUNTED episode of Come To Brazil, aka the #1 podcast in the Malibu area. Emmys! Eating cake! Emma Roberts! Julia Roberts! A call from actual Brazil????
CARDI B COME TO COME TO BRAZIL
Sep 13, 2018 • 30 min
THREE WORDS FOR YOU: BASKETBALL, HILLARY DUFF AND THE BIBLE. CARDI B PLEASE COME TO COME TO BRAZIL.
GAGA WINS AN OSCAR, LIL XAN LOSES IT ALL :(
Sep 6, 2018 • 30 min
Alex and Nicole, fresh off their trip to Italy, share their Oscar predictions and also share in the pain and suffering of Lil “Xan.” SEE A STAR IS BORN ON OCTOBER 5TH, VOTE FOR MIRANDA ON SEPTEMBER 13TH.
TO FREEDOM!!! TO VENICE!!!!!
Aug 30, 2018 • 34 min
We travel to our glass studio in Venice, Italy for the A Star Is Born premiere. Thanks Gaga! To FREEDOM!!!!!
SWEETENER REVIEW FT. PETER KAVINSKY
Aug 23, 2018 • 40 min
Peter Kavinsky Watch, VMAs recap, Sweetener track by track review, Nicki’s #2 debut, Rapid Fire Rumors… and Adele crashes the studio!!!
Stream Sweetener This Friday!!!!!!!!!
Aug 16, 2018 • 35 min
In one corner… Elon, Grimes and Azealia….. in other…. Nicki, Safaree and Tyga…. in the third corner.. (triangle room)… Cara Delevingne, Ashley Benson and Alyson Stoner
Everything Is An Airpod
Aug 10, 2018 • 36 min
we take some calls… we go to a rock concert… we record a podcast in our beloved malibu studio
Shout Outs, The Bachelorette, Karlie Kloss Is A Snake
Aug 2, 2018 • 38 min
WE TALK ABOUT 100 CELEBS AND GIVE 100 SHOUTOUTS. CALL IN WITH GOSSIP OR REACTIONS TO THE HILLS SERIES FINALE. WE WILL DISCUSS ON OUR NEXT EPISODE. ***424-346-0420***
TAYLOR HIT US LIKE BANG
Jul 26, 2018 • 43 min
Alex and Nicole attend the Reputation Stadium Tour (thanks for the VIP tix, Tay!) and discuss stans, Charli XCX, Camila Cabello, Swifties, and the country of France.
Ocean’s 8: Rihanna, Awkwafina, Avril, Ari, Demi, and Jonas
Jul 19, 2018 • 40 min
Alex and Nicole are BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER. TAYLOR SWIFT, DEMI, HALSEY? G-EAZY? SPENCER PRATT. CHARLI XCX. I thought this song was bigger in Germany…. (free music by https://www.fesliyanstudios.com)
NICOLE + JUSTIN 4EVER
Jul 12, 2018 • 24 min
WHEN WILL ALEX RETURN FROM WAR? NICOLE GOES INSANE.
SPECIAL WE’RE ON VACAY EPISODE
Jul 5, 2018 • 22 min
We’re on vacation this week…… but didn’t want to leave you guys without a hot and fun new episode of Come To Brazil. We put a lot of work into this one. This is also our Emmy submission.
Song of the Summer!!!!!!!
Jun 28, 2018 • 33 min
VOLUME UP BICH. WE TALK SONGS OF THE SUMMER, BEYONCE, PETE WENTZ, STANS, MAROON 5, AND ARIANA GRANDE’S PONYTAIL.
Sound Effect Extravaganza
Jun 21, 2018 • 32 min
Nicole, Alex, Karlie, Britney, Lindsay, Jamie Lee and Oprah all arrive to the Malibu studio via helicopter and discuss: BEYONCE, ARI & PETE, NUMBERS… DANE COOK?
ARIANA GRANDE AND PETE DAVIDSON
Jun 14, 2018 • 41 min
THINGS MOVE FAST IN MALIBU SO BUCKLE UP. WE TALK GAGA, ALY & AJ, EGOTS, AND ARIANA GRANDE AND PETE DAVIDSON. ALSO THE INTRODUCTION OF 2 NEW CREW MEMBERS. #GRANDSON
“The Girl Who Didn’t Go To Paris”
Jun 7, 2018 • 44 min
you: hm maybe they should discuss drake, kendall jenner, kim at the white house /// us: uhhhhhhhh ok so we’re gonna talk about the hills for 45 minutes
They tried to kill your favorite bich
May 29, 2018 • 36 min
Nicole Boyce and Alex Hahn dive head first into the world’s most pressing topics: Lionel Richie’s take on Scott and Sofia, Britney Spears’ boyfriend, and the conspiracy that Katy Perry is JonBenét Ramsey. Original theme song by Miley Cyrus. Recorded…
trailer??? see you soon cuties!!!
May 25, 2018 • 0 min
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