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Come To Brazil

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Stans, fans, the internet and Stefani Joanne Angelina Germanotta! Malibu residents and Hollywood Elite Card Holders Nicole Boyce (@nicolewboyce) and Alex Hahn (@alexphahn) tackle the extremities of pop AND culture: their eyes peeled for glimpses of cel…


THE GREATEST SONG OF ALL TIME
Aug 20 • 40 min
We identify not one, not two, but potentially twelve different greatest songs of all time in a single episode. We also try to talk about WAP but end up playing multiple versions of songs sung by Toad. Michelle Obama also stops by and Alanis Morisette…
LA la LA la LA LA LA LA
Aug 13 • 35 min
So here’s the thing you need to know about this episode: we talk about the WAP video. But here’s the second thing you need to know: we also talk about P!NK and she even breaks into our studio. There were over one million dollars in damages and we are…
WELCOME TO THE STAGE DIXIE D’AMELIO
Aug 6 • 49 min
Alex, Nicole, and Dixie D’Amelio go on a pop culture journey that explores pressing topics such as gay Lifetime movies, Bebe Rexha breaking all of her bones, the country of Denmark blocking our videos, and Tinashe listening to folklore. Oh and we are…
FEATURING SPECIAL GUEST, BETTY!
Jul 30 • 43 min
Taylor heard our prayers for pop culture news and GAVE US A WHOLE ALBUM. We invite Betty onto the podcast and run through every track on folklore, congratulate Demi on her engagement, and say goo goo gaga to Joe Jonas and Sophie Turner’s baby. AND THEN…
1 CHICKEN, 2 BARBZ, 3 BRAIN CELLS
Jul 23 • 37 min
We define what it means to be a barb, discuss famous barbz throughout history, untangle some of music’s biggest mysteries (meredith brooks vs. bebe rexha), sing an entire verse of gucci gucci and most importantly: prepare our holes for new Maroon 5.
GOD IS A DJ
Jul 16 • 33 min
If God is a DJ…… life is a dance floor. P!nk said it so it must be true! Our only notes before recording this episode were ‘hamilton debate’ and ‘jennifer coolidge’ so please tune in for potentially the most thought provoking episode we’ve ever…
COME TO BRAZIL: THE COMPLETE CONFECTION
Jul 9 • 34 min
Well clearly celebrities have decided to be lazy this week because all we talked about was KATY PERRY’S ALBUM FROM 2010. Nicole also serenades Kacey Musgraves and Alex is now a HamilHead.
RECORDING IN RAIN GONE WRONG
Jul 2 • 37 min
Alex and Nicole have reunited on the roof of their Malibu studio to record in person for the first time in 84 years! We award Album of the Year to The Black Eyed Peas, spread for Charlie Puth, nearly avoid electrocution and essentially solve the…
BAKER’S DOZEN OF HOLES
Jun 25 • 32 min
We learn a lot of things in this episode but most importantly that Nicole has a baker’s dozen of holes. Also we play multiple Beyoncé clips, Phoebe Bridgers screams our ears off, Raven Symone got married, and a brave and bold and POWERFUL new Chromatica…
LISTEN TO US WATCH TIK TOKS
Jun 18 • 23 min
This episode is a recreation of a day in our lives: watching Tik Toks and talking over each other. Also Spongebob is gay. PLEASE CONTINUE DONATING
PAWS UP (AND INTO YOUR WALLETS)
Jun 11 • 31 min
PLACES TO DONATE:Black Lives MatterLGBTQ Emergency Bail FundMarsha P. Johnson InstituteHomeless Black Trans Women Fund
RAIN ON ME TSUNAMI
May 28 • 43 min
Just when we thought it couldn’t get any better….. RAIN ON ME HAS BEEN RELEASED AND IT’S A STRONG CONTENDER FOR SONG OF THE SUMMER. We congratulate Megan (Thee) on her #1 song, fire Lana Del Rey from our staff, officially announce that Katherine McPhee…
CHER LLOYD WAS IN THE JACKSON 5
May 21 • 32 min
Lots happened this week in Malibu so try to keep up! We hired Jojo Siwa as our chauffeur, told 6ix9ine to GOOBAack to jail, exposed a potential TS/Post Malone collab, cling clanged to new Charli, and uncovered that Cher Lloyd was actually in the Jackson…
WE ORDERED 300 CHROMATICA JOCKSTRAPS
May 14 • 40 min
You asked, we put some more! Alex and Nicole go EXTREMELY off script in this podcast episode to discuss the chaotic week of new music and Billboard charts, welcome to our hearts X Æ A-12 and Robert Pattinson, check in on Chromatica, and literally skip…
BARBZ V. HOTTIES
May 7 • 37 min
In a grounbreaking 102nd episode, Alex and Nicole will several film remakes into existence, invite the murder hornets to officially Come To Brazil, stream the Savage remix over the Say So remix, and obviously discuss some implausible T-Swift theories….
BJÖRKNEY
Apr 30 • 32 min
Ooooh I know you see me standing here… LIVE FROM MALIBU 101 IT’S COME TO BRAZIL!!!!!!! Our 101 Dalmatians episode has finally arrived. Wendy Williams phones in, Meghan Thee Stallion and Beyonce ruin our lives yet again, and we discuss some of the…
OUR 100TH EPISODE!!!!
Apr 23 • 38 min
No one asked, WE LISTENED! We celebrate 100 episodes of Come to Brazil insanity with another socially distanced episode discussing Megan Thee Trainor, Blue Ivy’s medical degree, and our new daddy Keith Urban.
GO PISS GIRL
Apr 17 • 29 min
If you NEED… SOME PODCAST….. WE HAVE A NEW EPISODE. Our brain brains broke broke over the Gossip Girl memes, new Selena songs are out, Lady Gaga is hosting the music event of the century and Miranda Cosgrove re-enters our lives yet again.
2 BARBZ IN QUARANTINE
Apr 9 • 32 min
Masks on, ladies and gays. We bring you yet another socially distanced episode where Nicole and Alex stream our co-worker Lindsay Lohan’s new single, Nicole rehashes the entire plot of Frozen 2 against her own will, and Alex goes all in Carrie…
ZOOM TO BRAZIL
Apr 2 • 27 min
The gang is all together on our company sponsored Zoom (thanks, Jamie Lee!) as we phone it in for another social distancing episode to discuss Britney’s incredible running speed, Dula Peep’s new album, and Lindsay Lohan’s return to music (probably will…
6 FEET APART CUZ WE ARE GAY
Mar 26 • 19 min
Fuck it we’ll do it live! Alex, Nicole and Karlie practice social distancing and FaceTime each other to check in on our quarantines, relive the minimal pop culture news of the past week, and mark their calendars for the national holiday of Britney’s…
BEYONCE BRACKET
Mar 19 • 47 min
Bring the beat in because Alex and Nicole have accomplished the impossible… completed a Beyonce bracket and determined which one of her songs reigns SUPREME. Alex also repents for picking Dear John as his top Taylor song and Nicole is the slammin screen…
CORONATICA
Mar 13 • 34 min
Sorry we’re so 2000 and late!!! Karlie got stuck in the harry potter water slide at universal studios… BUT we still managed to talk about the Chromatica Ball, the PCD True Crime drama, our fav masked singer/Halle Berry’s sister Sarah Palin, Beyonce…
STUPID LOVE ON 100 DEVICES AT ONCE
Mar 5 • 37 min
STUPID LOVE IS OUTTTTT!!!!!! Consider our brain brains as broke broke as they’ve ever been. We scurried on down to San Francisco’s historic Castro District to play Stupid Love as many times as possible, while being declared the winners of Super Tuesday,…
WE KILLED ERAGON (STREAM STUPID LOVE)
Feb 28 • 35 min
WELL THE TITLE SAYS IT ALL STREAM STUPID LOVE ON EVERY DEVICE AND BUY IT 100 TIMES ITS TIME FOR THE REVOLUTION POD HEADS GAGA HAS RISEN
WE BOUGHT A WIGGLY
Feb 20 • 37 min
Nicole and Alex talk to a tube of sparkly water for 45 minutes!!!!! They also discuss Changes (the Shrek song, not the Justin Bieber album) and the new Bond song (actually a Disney Channel song, not the new Bond song). Also lots of renegade??? Great for…
DEFYING GAY-VITY
Feb 13 • 44 min
OHHH O OHH O. Only real Aurora-heads know that sound effect is from. This week we discuss Parasite’s ParaSWEEP of the Oscars, diagnose some brain damage caused by Come to Brazil, find a less good song made by “The Middle” people, listen to all of Taylor…
NO ONE PAYS US TO BE GAY
Feb 6 • 44 min
The Super Bowl happened and apparently so did this episode! Nicole and Alex black out for about 45 minutes and give some opinions on the Halftime Show, Oscar predictions, The Pussycat Dolls, some straight people (including a game of FMK with G-Eazy…)…
GRAMMYS RECAP
Jan 30 • 45 min
Nicole and Alex try to piece together their collective three brain cells to do a Grammys recap, but it’s mostly about just Demi Lovato. “ANYONEEEEE PLEASE SEND ME ANYONE!” — us begging people to listen to the pod.
NOTHING ILLEGAL HAPPENING HERE
Jan 24 • 41 min
THE FBI MADE US REMOVE THE LAST EP BECAUSE WE PLAYED S***** L*** SO HERE IS THE SAME EP WITHOUT IT. ALSO: we honor the greatest song of all time (Katy Perry’s Thinking of You), prepare our Grammys cocktail menu, wonder if Selena will get the #1 she…
“SHUT UP, D*KE”
Jan 16 • 49 min
Beyonce was snubbed for an Oscar nomination. CATS was snubbed for an Oscar nomination. Amy Adams… STILL no OSCAR WIN! Podheads we march at DAWN! Also: will Billie Eilish get an Oscar before Amy Adams? Is Katy Perry the Amy Adams of music? Is One Of…
UNCUT JELLICLES
Jan 9 • 46 min
WE’RE BACK!!!! After a month of pre-recorded episodes, Alex and Nicole RETURN to the podcast world in a groundbreaking first episode of 2020 that addresses Cats, the Golden Globes, new Justin Bieber, the REAL meaning of big ahboobs, and we also kiss for…
DAKOTA V. ELLEN (THE SHOWDOWN)
Jan 2 • 30 min
In a very timely and relevant episode recorded one month in advance, Nicole and Alex dissect the viral Ellen DeGeneres Dakota Johnson interview, successfully bring it back into relevancy, and starting 2020 out on the right foot. They also somehow still…
BEST OF THE DECADE
Dec 26, 2019 • 49 min
Literally where to begin… These past ten years have been great (made better by the creation of Come to Brazil). Nicole and Alex talk their favorites of the last ten years (mostly Cascada - Evacuate The Dancefloor) (which came out in 2007) and look…
HOE, HOE, HOE!
Dec 19, 2019 • 28 min
Tis the season, podheads! Nicole and Alex declare the best (All I Want For Christmas Is You) and worst (anything else) Christmas songs, uncover plagiarism by Miley Cyrus, uncover terrible news about Jessie J, and formally request a full Lana Christmas…
WE GOT AUTO-TUNE
Dec 12, 2019 • 44 min
We just got our tickets for Sundance and let’s just say Miss Americana is quaking… This week we answer some calls, decide which of the men nominated for Golden Globes are the most tolerable, and somehow put T-Pain out of business with a perfectly auto…
WHO IS PAUL MCCARTNEY
Dec 5, 2019 • 43 min
DID EVERYONE HAVE A NICE AND CUTE THANKSGIVING??? ok anyways so basically we talk about Celine Dion, Megan Thee Stallion, Taylor Thee Swift, Knives Out (also claws out (white claws), billie eilish (yay!), van halen (who?????), bb yoda, team dakota…
ONE NIGHT STAN: HILARY DUFF
Nov 28, 2019 • 43 min
Any moment, everything can change… which is exactly why we’re letting the rain fall down and honoring the pop legend and public blowjob giver Hilary Duff with a new One Night Stan episode. Lizzie McGuire, Cheaper by the Dozen, Younger…why not?!
WE’RE NOMINATED!
Nov 21, 2019 • 54 min
Just got the news — we’ve been nominated for 14 Grammys this year. Thanks all! We also confront homophobes (chik fil a), address the Harriet Tubman casting rumors, and sign a 5 year deal with Netflix. Excited for the coming months :) Halsey is our guest…
ALEX AND NICOLE KISS
Nov 14, 2019 • 49 min
Alex and Nicole celebrate the opening of their Malibu West Campus with shoddy sound effects and 1.5 shots of liquor. Wendy shaded Nicki, Azealia Banks defends the gays with six total words, and Fearless came out 11 years ago this week. Lots to digest….
UM ANYWAYS SO
Nov 7, 2019 • 50 min
In their last episode before moving to Come to Brazil’s newly opened West Campus (an island), Nicole and Alex toast a glass (or a few) to their old campus, congratulate Selena Gomez on her first #1 song, do a hard eye roll at some things straight people…
HAUNTED
Oct 31, 2019 • 47 min
Kanye did karaoke in a plane, Megan Thee Stallion has a web series, and Stormi sucks at basketball… lots to discuss on this week’s pod episode while we keep an eye out for Halloweiner. Also Halsey is our guest next week!
LOVING HIM WAS RED
Oct 24, 2019 • 39 min
This week in 2012, Taylor Swift released her fourth studio album Red, which went on to lead the Billboard 200 for 7 weeks. Did we talk about anything else this episode? Not really. We tried! But we’re stupid! And Nicole fell off her chair a lot.
73 QUESTIONS
Oct 17, 2019 • 51 min
Attention Brazilians, Malibitches, and PodHeads: for our 73rd episode we wake up with Kylie Jenner’s beautiful singing voice, obsess over the Bombshell trailer, and play our own version of 73 questions!!
ONE NIGHT STAN: CELEBRITY COUPLES
Oct 10, 2019 • 36 min
Loverrrrrrr! We keep an eye out for Selener as we run through our favorite and least favorite celebrity couples like Beyonce & Jay-Z, Justin & Hailey, Kylie & Travis, Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart, the list goes on luvs….
BIG BOOBS???
Oct 3, 2019 • 44 min
Nicole and Alex fight the odds stacked up against them (bodily ailments and lots of hole work) to deliver a new episode about Jessie J’s high notes, Sharp Objects, Justin Bieber’s wedding, Lizzo, the Superbowl, and the Adele/Beyoncé collab that is…
WE FIRED KARLIE
Sep 26, 2019 • 42 min
Our sound engineer Karlie Kloss was placed on temporary leave for vacationing with Ivanka Trump and we also explain the boring Emmys, explore the Shawn/Camila/Cupcakke debacle, run through old Demi Lovato gems (Skyscraper heads RISE), talk all things…
TALL GIRL (w/ LUKE MONES)
Sep 19, 2019 • 60 min
For our 69th episode Come to Brazil resident tall girl Luke Mones (6’6”) is graciously welcomed into the studio for a poised discussion on politics, world news, and ALSO Keke Palmer, Slayyyter, HDMI cords, Charli XCX, Ariana Grande, Lana Del Rey, The…
BoOYYYyyyYyYyYYY
Sep 12, 2019 • 39 min
We give Lizzo our deepest apology for neglecting to acknowledge her #1 song (NOW TWO WEEKS IN A ROW) and have some words to say about Camila Cabello (not to be confused with Camila Mendes), Shawn Mendes (not to be confused with Camila Mendes), Blent…
KAYLOR (w/ CLAIRE PARKER)
Sep 5, 2019 • 55 min
Claire Parker, one of maybe three straight people total to have ever entered the Come To Brazil studio in Malibu, joins us for an enthralling dissection (biology heads stand up) of the latest with Lana Del Rey, Lover, fish and beans, Ellie Goulding,…
MAGNETIC FORCE OF AN EPISODE
Aug 29, 2019 • 51 min
LOVER IS OUT AND SO ARE WE. A track by track review of TayTay’s new album Lover intermixed with Lana Del Rey, Miley Cyrus, Liam Hemsworth, Nicole’s nudes, a phone call about Jamie Lynn Spears pulling a knife on someone at Pita Pit, Karamo, Beyonce, I…
TOO HOT FOR AUDIO
Aug 22, 2019 • 42 min
Nicole and Alex are BACK in the studio after teaching Normani how to do the basketball choreo in the ‘Motivation’ video. As a thank you, she gave them some GoPros to use while recording the pod (thanks Norm!) This week is all about Miley Cyrus, Liam…
NOT ALL OF A STAR IS BORN
Aug 15, 2019 • 47 min
Unlike last week…. this week is Not All Of A Star Is Born… SORRY MS. FRANGIPANE. Sksk and I oop and I oop AND Miley Cyrus, Liam Hemsworth, Brody Jenner, Caitlyn Jenner, Kaitlynn Jenner, the fish in the tube, Carly Rae Jepsen, Hot Girl Summer, BTS,…
A COMPLETELY NORMAL EPISODE
Aug 8, 2019 • 135 min
1:36:44
THE BRENDA SONG
Aug 1, 2019 • 39 min
Crossover episode with our favorite songs: The Last Song and Brenda Song! This week was full of pop culture and we were full of bad ideas. The Archer, Taylor Swift, Lil Nas X, Armie Hammer’s son sucking on his toes, Once Upon a Time… in Hollywood (aka…
PEPPA PIG #1 ALBUM IN AMERICA
Jul 25, 2019 • 44 min
!!!ATTENTION ALL GAYS!!!: This episode was recorded before The Archer was released so you better believe it will be discussed next week (it was also released before The Mueller hearing but that will never be discussed sorry muels). This week we have Big…
HOT GIRL SUMMER (w/ MCKINLEY HART)
Jul 18, 2019 • 60 min
She’s thee hot girl and she’s bringing thee Brazil heat. Hot girl McKinley Hart aka Makinz joins us for our 60th episode… a milestone for all the lesbians who still listen (special Tegan & Sara segment for yall). Big Little Lies, Emmy nominations…
FISH AND BEANS (NO COMMENT)
Jul 11, 2019 • 42 min
It’s official — Pride Month is extended by one month because of MEGAN RAPINOE AND ALL OTHER LESBIAN SOCCER CHAMPIONS. LESBIANS STAND UP! It’s mafematics luv. Taylor Swift v. Scooter Braun, The US Women’s Soccer Team vs. worse soccer players, lesbians,…
ONS: DISNEY CHANNEL (we have 3-5 breakdowns)
Jul 4, 2019 • 34 min
In a moment… everything can change. Feel the wind on your shoulders (HILARY DUFF REFERENCE FOR THOSE WHO HAVE NO TASTE). We FLYYYYYYYY (another Hilary Duff reference) through Disney Channel stars and see what their dreams are made of (HIL-A-RY…
ONE NIGHT STAN: ASHLEY O & ALLY MAINE
Jun 27, 2019 • 22 min
Special One Night Stan deep dive episode!!! Hey I’m a hole! Nicole and Alex (two holes) deep dive into future EGOT winner Ashley O and reminisce about our queen of 2018 Ally Maine.
T****R S***T (w/ SAMANTHA RUDDY)
Jun 20, 2019 • 54 min
We are joined by #1 haver of good car ideas, Samantha Ruddy!!!!! DO we even have to say it…. ‘You Need To Calm Down’ music video, Taylor Swift, Lady Gaga, Lorde, Old Town Road, Halsey, Bhad Bhabie, Natasha Bedingfield, The Hills, gay people, Ashley…
EDNA MODE
Jun 13, 2019 • 44 min
Surfs up and so is Alex’s wee woo for pop culture this week!! Basketball games, Taylor Swift is bi, drag queens, Antoni Perogi, Kid Cudi, a moment of silence, rich white ladies, Meryl Streep, Big Little Lies, screaming, queens, Michelle Obama, Miley…
NAME MORE THAN 3 GAY PEOPLE
Jun 6, 2019 • 40 min
Karlie fell asleep editing this episode so we had to post it late SORRY POD HEADS join us for a journey through new music, Miley Cyrus, Katy Perry, Cardi B, lesbians, Ellen Degeneres, Ellen Page, getting whiplash, Smash Mouth, Adele, Taylor Swift, Black…
NIGHTMARE BICH
May 30, 2019 • 53 min
We just got off the phone with Hayley Williams and she says hi. New episode about Megan Thee Stallion, Megan Thee Trainor, the Halsey song Nightmare, Tyler the Creator, Miley Cyrus, Miley Cyrus’ raspy voice, Charli XCX, the Halsey song Nightmare,…
ONE NIGHT STAN: LANA DEL REY
May 23, 2019 • 32 min
High??? By the beach??? Yes we are bitch. We take a look at the life and times of one Miss Lana Del Rey: her triumphs, her failures, (they don’t exist), her trials and tribulations, the importance of Ride, her infamous SNL performance, old Hollywood’s…
ONE NIGHT STAN: 2003
May 16, 2019 • 31 min
It’s a special ONE NIGHT STAN EPISODE FEATURING YOUR FAV YEAR… 2003. So throw your wigs in the time machine — we’re going back to 2003!!!! We mosTLY SING RIP TO YOUR EAR DRUMS but ALSO we celebrate the birth of Jojo Siwa and mourn the loss of Nina…
BABY COLLEGE (w/ JOSH SHARP & AARON JACKSON)
May 9, 2019 • 71 min
WE GOT A TWO FOR ONE FOLKS!!! Famously gay AND tall comedians Josh Sharp and Aaron Jackson join us for our 50th!!! EPISODE!!! We dive into the Met Gala, private Delta planes, Josh’s boyfriend, cancellations, Kim Petras, Ray Charles, Taylor Swift, Meghan…
BOY KISS (w/ EMMA WILLMANN)
May 2, 2019 • 65 min
Taylor Lautner fan club president Emma Willmann (Crazy Ex-Girlfriend) joins us for a ride down Malibu’s Pacific Coast Highway as we discuss ME!, Taylor Swift not coming out, Blac Chyna’s fake Harvard acceptance letter, Brad Pitt, Selena Gomez, Taylor…
COME TO BRAZIL 2020
Apr 25, 2019 • 47 min
NO GUESTS. NO WITNESSES. NO MONEY NO FAMILY 16 IN THE MIDDLE OF MIAMI. ALEX AND NICOLE LOSE IT ON THIS WEEK’S EPISODE CHATTIN BOUT BEYONCE’S NETFLIX DOCUMENTARY, KIM PETRAS, LADY GAGA, COACHELLA, JUSTIN BIEBER, ARIANA GRANDE, LIZZO, ADELE’S BROKEN…
RESIDENTS OF FLAVOR TOWN (w/ BEN ROAZEN)
Apr 18, 2019 • 68 min
This week was a BLAST! We attended Coachella VIP of course with friend of the pod and leader of the Demi Army, Ben Roazen. We did each other’s make up and talked Ariana, Nicki’s irish waters, N’SYNC, Billie Eilish finally meeting Justin Bieber, Lil Nas…
SHAWN MENDOITY (w/ MARY HOULIHAN)
Apr 11, 2019 • 50 min
Lots on the Malibu sun-kissed agenda this week with Teen Mom 2 influencer Mary Houlihan: Leah Remini, J.Lo, Scientology, Elisabeth Moss, A Star is Born….STAR BEEN BORN BICH, Nicki Minaj, Country, Lil Nas X, Billy Rae Cyrus, Billi
SORROW FLOWERS (w/ RACHEL SENNOTT)
Apr 4, 2019 • 66 min
Rachel Sennott (High Maintenance, MTV, Time Out’s Comics to Watch) guest stars this week on Come to Brazil in the role of “guest.” Veep is back, Broad City ended, new Ariana (she’s bi), new Billie Eilish (scawwy), and new Aly&AJ (we prefer the old…
FIONA APPLE MEGAMIX (w/ CHARLIE BARDEY)
Mar 28, 2019 • 58 min
Climb, podheads, climb! Prolific vocalist Charlie Bardey debuts an Academy Award winning original song and joins Nicole and Alex to discuss topics such as, but not limited to: Mariah Carey, Avengers, Us, This Is Us, Meghan Markle’s sex pilot, Lizzo,…
HANNAH HART VS. GADSBY (w/ @YC)
Mar 21, 2019 • 56 min
OK SO LIKE WHAT DID WE TALK ABOUT ON THIS PODCAST EPISODE??A) NICKI MINAJ, ROUGH IRISH WATERS, TAYLOR SWIFT MAKING COCKTAILS, JUICE WRLD, ALBANYB) FIRST LADY OF THE UNITED STATES ROSARIO DAWSON, HANNAH B’S STOMACH ACHES, THE 260 PEOPLE IN BRAZILC)…
A+ S.A.T. SCORE (w/ BRIGETTE LUNDY-PAINE)
Mar 14, 2019 • 51 min
Brigette Lundy-Paine (Atypical, The Glass Castle) swims, runs, AND bikes (yes we googled what a triathlon is) to our beautiful Malibu glass studio. Thank god we added the dock! Listen if you enjoy corn, Ariana Grande, Felicity Huffman, the SATs, the…
SCAM QUEENS: CHARLI XCX AND STARBUCKS
Mar 7, 2019 • 39 min
Some of yall bouta be real mad at me. But it must be said. BOY WERE WE WRONG. No new Taylor album (we didn’t even talk about this but whatever lol). Charli XCX lies to reporters (yay), there’s new Solange (yay) and new Jonas Brothers (nay). Billie…
OSCAR WINNER GAGA (w/ BEN MARSHALL)
Feb 28, 2019 • 64 min
Frenemy of the pod and Kacey Musgraves super-fan Ben Marshall joins us for a scrumptious episode about the Oscars, the wickedly talented Lady Gaga (love you, Adele Dazeem), Rami Malek falling (win for the gays), Uncle Drew, potential new Taylor Swift…
PUTH MENDES SOYLENT (w/ AYO EDEBIRI)
Feb 21, 2019 • 62 min
On-air wedding. Broken glass. Sam Elliot appears out of nowhere. Ayo leaves? Sam Elliot and Ayo are never in the same room… Folks, Come to Brazil defies the odds and posts ANOTHER new episode … with Ayo Edebiri. We prep for the Oscars, break news on…
GRAMMYS AND PSORIASIS (w/ MARIAH SMITH)
Feb 14, 2019 • 63 min
We just back from the doctor (Kim Kardashian, MD.) It’s positive — we’re pregnant with a great episode!!! Mariah Smith (writer, Keeping Up With The Kontinuity Errors) joins us to (deep) dish on the Grammys, Jemima Kirke’s fake accent, Cardi B, Kacey…
MAROON 3: NICOLE, ALEX, AND SHANIA TWAIN
Feb 7, 2019 • 41 min
Did someone say Bete Davidson? Nicole and Alex nearly avoid a trip to the Malibu hospital (#1 in the country) after discussing Maroon 5, halftime show history (Shania heads stand up), the commercials we didn’t watch, the football we didn’t watch,…
POD-TRICIA ARQUETTE-CAST (w/ DARCIE WILDER)
Jan 31, 2019 • 61 min
Hello PODHEADS AND TIKTOK TEENS!!!!! We talk SAG Awards, Grammy leaks (the vegetable and the secret information), shallow live, rent not live, lesbian corner for like 6 hours, straight people corner, Kendall Jenner because Nicole insists, Paris Hilton,…
TALENTED, BRILLIANT, INCREDIBLE, AMAZING
Jan 24, 2019 • 39 min
*Soulja Boy voice* DRAKE??? Alex and Nicole get snubbed AGAIN for the Oscar for Best Podcast. BUT!!! They make up for it with an extremely poised and well-researched discussion on the Fyre Fest documentaries, the Oscars vs. the Razzies, Sarah Jessica…
JESSICA SIMPSON’S SWOLLEN FOOT (w/ PETER KELLY)
Jan 17, 2019 • 52 min
OUR FIRST GUEST BITCH!!! Esteemed orator Peter Kelly joins us to discuss Lady Gaga’s dying horse (edit: not Glenn Close), the Instagram egg (bow down) and the legacy of Coldplay’s gaff taped jackets. Plus we bought tickets for Fyre Fest next year!!!
HOLLYWOOD FOREIGN PRESS TURN ON YOUR LOCATION
Jan 10, 2019 • 38 min
Podheads… our brain brains are broke broke. The Hollywood Foreign Press Association (Hollywood Flopping Press Ass) voted for Glenn Close (who?) over Gaga (queen). We also talk Bachelor, Coachella, Lesbian Corner (go lesbians), AND get a text. Join us…
ONE NIGHT STAN: BEYONCE
Jan 3, 2019 • 28 min
Pack your bags, podheads. We’re going (airplane emoji) London to VISIT THE QUEEN… BEY. We use our Malibu University (go Dolphins!) education to talk all things Beyonce, the most important person on earth, today and throughout all of time. And, no,…
BEST OF 2018 (GAGA)
Dec 27, 2018 • 30 min
A lot happened in 2018… let us take you back through it all: the humble beginnings of constructing our glass studio, our favorite pop culture memories, our favorite moments from your phone calls, the best memes, and the best moments from the number…
ONE NIGHT STAN: THE HILLS
Dec 20, 2018 • 27 min
This hot and fun episode is the latest addition to our One Night Stan series (deep dives into our favorite moments throughout time and space and Lady Gaga’s brain). Tell Lauren she should’ve gone to Paris, buy some highlights to give to Audrina, give…
CARDI B GANG STAND UP GRAMMY FOR GAGA
Dec 13, 2018 • 40 min
In episode 29 (the same age as Emma Stone…love u Em
ON WEDNESDAYS WE MARRY NICK JONAS
Dec 6, 2018 • 38 min
In an episode that Breaks The Internet™️, Nicole and Alex react to it all: new Miley, a porn-less Tumblr, the thank u, next music video and get some real phone calls from some definitely real people who are real.
CELEB! PROFILES! (BLAME IT ON THE POP)
Nov 29, 2018 • 38 min
In a far from sober episode, Alex and Nicole have a two person roundtable on the celebrity profile (Amanda, please!), confront Aaron Carter on his beef with Justin Bieber, and prepare their bodies for their ultimate demise from the Thank U, Next music…
ONE NIGHT STAN: ARTPOP
Nov 22, 2018 • 28 min
Introducing… the “One Night Stan” series: a deep dive into our favorite moments throughout time (and space). Occasionally we’ll sprinkle these special episodes into our regularly scheduled programming, ok sweeties? SO THROW THAT BICH JOANNE OUT THE…
DOWN UNDER WITH KACEY MUSGRAVES, LIZZO & ARMIE HAMMER
Nov 15, 2018 • 33 min
Honk honk, podheads! We introduce Armie Hammer as our personal driver as we cruise through Ariana’s Australian accent, Kim’s private firefighters, Lorde fighting Kanye AND Dina Lohan fighting Fudgie the Whale. Hop in, bich!
THANK U, NEXT (BEST DAY OF NICOLE’S LIFE)
Nov 8, 2018 • 40 min
So much happens in this episode we can’t even LIST IT OUT..JK…OF COURSE WE CAN: “Thank U, Next,” Ari Instagramming Nicole (they are in love), Lindsay Lohan voting 10-15 times in the midterms, Harry and Timothee (skinny white boys everywhere are…
CARDI VS. NICKI VS. RAMI
Nov 1, 2018 • 39 min
OUR JORDAN EPISODE! HEY CAN YOU SAY HI TO MY FRIENDS? NO!!!!!!!! HEY CAN YOU DISCUSS ALL THINGS CARDI AND NICKI?? YES!!!!! ALSO: HALLOWEEN VS. THANKSGIVING SHOWDOWN (THANKSGIVING FOREVER). JUSTIN BIEBER’S SPECIFIC HAIR HUE! MILEY CYRUS! BEYONCE!…
RIP TAYLOR AND KARLIE (RIP SERIES PT. 2)
Oct 25, 2018 • 40 min
Oops we talked about Taylor Swift and Britney Spears for 40 minutes…. again (Britney reference, rise up Brit-heads). Karlie Kloss got married, Joe Alwyn may or may not actually exist, and it seems like the #TeamEdward vs. #TeamJacob discussion is…
RIP ARIANA AND PETE
Oct 17, 2018 • 34 min
America’s favorite couple has broken up but A Star Is Born (Meghan Markle’s baby) (not born yet) (soon). Also… a new addition of The Snake Awards, Nicki Minaj, Karyn the Snake and The Official Lady Gaga vs. Glenn Close National Anthem Showdown of 2018…
A POLITICAL TAYLOR IS BORN
Oct 11, 2018 • 41 min
Ladies and gentlemen…… Ally…. A Star Is Born reactions (Star Been Born), the newly political Taylor Swift and introducing Mischa Barton as our newest staff member/Malibu influencer. Loving him was …. getting registered to vote??
LANA DEL CHALAMET #VENOM IS GAY
Oct 4, 2018 • 35 min
OUR LAST EPISODE BEFORE SEEING A STAR IS BORN (FOR THE SECOND TIME, WE’VE ALREADY SEEN IT DEFINITELY). WE WISH THE COACHELLA LINEUP WAS JUST LANA AND SNOOP DOGG. JOE WHO? ALWYN? NEVER HEARD OF HER. VENOM WORST MOVIE OF ALL TIME.
BEYONCE CONCERT WITH ARIANA’S GOPHERS
Sep 27, 2018 • 36 min
Talented and handsome podcasters Nicole and Alex once again tackle (and solve) the world’s pop culture questions: why does Ariana have gophers in the God Is A Woman music video? Is Karlie postponing her wedding? And WHERE is Natalie Imbruglia??? Plus an…
DRAKE, STAY AWAY FROM MILLIE / GHOSTS, STAY AWAY FROM POST MALONE
Sep 20, 2018 • 39 min
A HAUNTED episode of Come To Brazil, aka the #1 podcast in the Malibu area. Emmys! Eating cake! Emma Roberts! Julia Roberts! A call from actual Brazil????
CARDI B COME TO COME TO BRAZIL
Sep 13, 2018 • 30 min
THREE WORDS FOR YOU: BASKETBALL, HILLARY DUFF AND THE BIBLE. CARDI B PLEASE COME TO COME TO BRAZIL.
GAGA WINS AN OSCAR, LIL XAN LOSES IT ALL :(
Sep 6, 2018 • 30 min
Alex and Nicole, fresh off their trip to Italy, share their Oscar predictions and also share in the pain and suffering of Lil “Xan.” SEE A STAR IS BORN ON OCTOBER 5TH, VOTE FOR MIRANDA ON SEPTEMBER 13TH.
TO FREEDOM!!! TO VENICE!!!!!
Aug 30, 2018 • 34 min
We travel to our glass studio in Venice, Italy for the A Star Is Born premiere. Thanks Gaga! To FREEDOM!!!!!
SWEETENER REVIEW FT. PETER KAVINSKY
Aug 23, 2018 • 40 min
Peter Kavinsky Watch, VMAs recap, Sweetener track by track review, Nicki’s #2 debut, Rapid Fire Rumors… and Adele crashes the studio!!!
Stream Sweetener This Friday!!!!!!!!!
Aug 16, 2018 • 35 min
In one corner… Elon, Grimes and Azealia….. in other…. Nicki, Safaree and Tyga…. in the third corner.. (triangle room)… Cara Delevingne, Ashley Benson and Alyson Stoner
Everything Is An Airpod
Aug 10, 2018 • 36 min
we take some calls… we go to a rock concert… we record a podcast in our beloved malibu studio
Shout Outs, The Bachelorette, Karlie Kloss Is A Snake
Aug 2, 2018 • 38 min
WE TALK ABOUT 100 CELEBS AND GIVE 100 SHOUTOUTS. CALL IN WITH GOSSIP OR REACTIONS TO THE HILLS SERIES FINALE. WE WILL DISCUSS ON OUR NEXT EPISODE. ***424-346-0420***
TAYLOR HIT US LIKE BANG
Jul 26, 2018 • 43 min
Alex and Nicole attend the Reputation Stadium Tour (thanks for the VIP tix, Tay!) and discuss stans, Charli XCX, Camila Cabello, Swifties, and the country of France.
Ocean’s 8: Rihanna, Awkwafina, Avril, Ari, Demi, and Jonas
Jul 19, 2018 • 40 min
Alex and Nicole are BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER. TAYLOR SWIFT, DEMI, HALSEY? G-EAZY? SPENCER PRATT. CHARLI XCX. I thought this song was bigger in Germany…. (free music by https://www.fesliyanstudios.com)
NICOLE + JUSTIN 4EVER
Jul 12, 2018 • 24 min
WHEN WILL ALEX RETURN FROM WAR? NICOLE GOES INSANE.
SPECIAL WE’RE ON VACAY EPISODE
Jul 5, 2018 • 22 min
We’re on vacation this week…… but didn’t want to leave you guys without a hot and fun new episode of Come To Brazil. We put a lot of work into this one. This is also our Emmy submission.
Song of the Summer!!!!!!!
Jun 28, 2018 • 33 min
VOLUME UP BICH. WE TALK SONGS OF THE SUMMER, BEYONCE, PETE WENTZ, STANS, MAROON 5, AND ARIANA GRANDE’S PONYTAIL.
Sound Effect Extravaganza
Jun 21, 2018 • 32 min
Nicole, Alex, Karlie, Britney, Lindsay, Jamie Lee and Oprah all arrive to the Malibu studio via helicopter and discuss: BEYONCE, ARI & PETE, NUMBERS… DANE COOK?
ARIANA GRANDE AND PETE DAVIDSON
Jun 14, 2018 • 41 min
THINGS MOVE FAST IN MALIBU SO BUCKLE UP. WE TALK GAGA, ALY & AJ, EGOTS, AND ARIANA GRANDE AND PETE DAVIDSON. ALSO THE INTRODUCTION OF 2 NEW CREW MEMBERS. #GRANDSON
“The Girl Who Didn’t Go To Paris”
Jun 7, 2018 • 44 min
you: hm maybe they should discuss drake, kendall jenner, kim at the white house /// us: uhhhhhhhh ok so we’re gonna talk about the hills for 45 minutes
They tried to kill your favorite bich
May 29, 2018 • 36 min
Nicole Boyce and Alex Hahn dive head first into the world’s most pressing topics: Lionel Richie’s take on Scott and Sofia, Britney Spears’ boyfriend, and the conspiracy that Katy Perry is JonBenét Ramsey. Original theme song by Miley Cyrus. Recorded in…
trailer??? see you soon cuties!!!
May 25, 2018 • 0 min
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