The Manopause Show

The Manopause Show

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Co-hosts Bobby and HD run their mouths off about anything and everything male—made for guys and the gals that put up with us. The show is fun and funny, raw and raunchy, respectfully offensive. It’s Reality Radio.


“What’s Up, Z!”
Nov 15 • 21 min
The guys give birth to a new generation.
Ummm…Pussy…Uhhh…Pussy…aaaaand George Carlin
Nov 12 • 9 min
Bobby gets his “pause” all over the segments, and HD is having none of it…plus a fitting homage to the guys’ boyhood (comic) hero.
Objectifying Reboot
Nov 8 • 34 min
The guys revisit a tender female topic, with an actual female—who’s very tender…uh, sensitive. Part-time stripper, all-time amazing…their very own Acid Queen from Lightning in a Bottle—Bonnie—joins in on the discussion.
Sex, Drugs, Rock and Roll…and Sex
Nov 5 • 18 min
In the category of Songs HD Likes to Fuck By, the answer is…
APPHOLES: “I’ll Tip You on the App”
Nov 1 • 27 min
…and other inane sayings that drive the guys crazy. HD rant countdown in 5…4…3…2…1
THE QUIRKY QUICKIE: Stater Bruthas
Oct 31 • 5 min
There is Nothing Like a Dame
Oct 29 • 23 min
‘nuff said.
Cereal Killer
Oct 25 • 12 min
…or Killer Cereal? They guys share their nostalgic perspective on this sometimes sweet, often soggy, topic.
MAS-TUR…B-A-T-I-O……..N
Oct 22 • 22 min
Often done. Never talked about. Til now.
HD ON KETO (Week 32): Does Keto Make My Cock Look Bigger?
Oct 21 • 22 min
Some arousing news from HD’s 7-month (and running) journey.
APPHOLES: The Parking Lot
Oct 18 • 20 min
The first in an ongoing series…the guys share some parking (and driving) pet peeves.
Are You Looking at Me?
Oct 15 • 21 min
The guys record their first audio/video simulcast! And discuss an article that claims—are you sitting down—employers discriminate based on appearance :o(keep an eye on our Instagram and Facebook for the video upload)
I Dream of Weenie
Oct 11 • 21 min
HD has a theory that will likely send, cockwaves, through half of the world’s population.
Life is a Zero Sum Game
Oct 8 • 19 min
The guys get high and wax philosophic.
The End of the Shock Jock? Howard Stern, Part II
Oct 4 • 15 min
Say it ain’t so! You’ll be happy to know the guys do just that.
TMS VAULT, July 2018: Warning, NOT for Misophoniacs
Oct 1 • 14 min
This one landed in the vault for one reason and one reason alone…but only 1 in 7 adults are misophoniacs, so for the other 6 the guys have dusted off the episode and released it. Plus, if you are a chewphiliac, you might even be aroused by i…
Howard Stern and Aural Sex, Part I
Sep 27 • 14 min
The guys weigh in on the original Reality Radio shock jock—Howard Stern—as a pioneer in aural stimulation…paving the way for others…and way ahead of his time. Or has that time expired? A 2-part series.(Oh, and HD, it’s “Why…
Mind Mapping Money
Sep 24 • 28 min
Whattsamatta…YU! Find out what that means as Bobby explores his other work life.
Male Reparations
Sep 20 • 33 min
If you listen to no other episode of The Manopause Show, listen to this one as it is a perfect representation of the show ;)
Cancel the Cancel Culture
Sep 17 • 41 min
In Netflix’s ‘Sticks & Stones,’ a certain A-Lister (ahem cough, Dave Chappelle) hilariously says what most everyone else dares only think. Funny, Bobby & HD have been doing that for 200 episodes. We love ya, Dave!…
Four Hot Slutty Coeds
Sep 13 • 15 min
Now that we have your attention…HD shares his own Rideshare Confessions.
Money IS Funny
Sep 10 • 25 min
A sequel to ‘Skin of our Teeth’ (S3E10, 7/12/19), Bobby and HD are still…living on the edge. As Steven Tyler and Aerosmith croon, though, they’d “rather be hangin’ on.” Listen to the guys share more about what it’s like and how they co…
HD ON KETO (Week 26): Getting Over the Hump!
Sep 9 • 17 min
After about a 2-month show hiatus, HD is happy to report some good news…and more helpful tips to keep you (and him) on track.
Bobby Gets to Second Base
Sep 6 • 27 min
…and HD introduces a new relationship category: The LTNSAR.
InstaHoles
Sep 3 • 31 min
The guys loooove squeezing melons. Hear why…and how.
Bobby & HD Break Up
Aug 30 • 29 min
From break up text to make up se…? Okay, let’s not go there. But at least listen in to see if they give each other a happy ending…
The ‘R’ Word
Aug 27 • 36 min
Oh no they di’int. (Oh yes they did) The guys start off light, then get dark…then get darker…then go darkest. (The ending will shock you). Reality Radio at its most real.
Bebe Rexha Effs Better With Age
Aug 23 • 31 min
The guys try and figure out how to prove that statement but for now will just have to take her word for it.
Have Men Become Punchlines?
Aug 20 • 17 min
In what may be the defining episode in The Manopause Show, the guys continue to explore a #MenToo movement. But in this case…”Girlz Allowed”
Trevor Bauer: At the Intersection of Sex & Sports
Aug 16 • 25 min
An MLB pitcher offers up a worthwhile, uh, endowment.
ADEDAS (All Day Everyone Dreams About Sex)
Aug 13 • 22 min
The guys discuss results of a startling survey that suggests we (not just they) think about sex alot more than we might care to admit.
HD Smoke Pot, Get High, Fall Down, Go Boom
Aug 9 • 21 min
Reality Radio at its…ugliest. And the guys get it all on tape. No spoiler alerts needed. Just listen.
Age Inappropriate
Aug 6 • 13 min
Is age really just a number? The guys ponder this topic…while watching teens skateboard at the Vans Skate Track…at their favorite (and unofficial show birthplace) event—the US Open of Surfing in Huntington Beach.
Offensively Offensive?
Aug 2 • 30 min
A listener calls out the guys on their offensive content. HD is intrigued. Bobby is offended.
Lose Tinder; Get Kindra
Jul 30 • 29 min
It’s time to kick The Big Three (Tinder, Bumble, Hinge) to the curb as the guys interview Gina Levy, the founder of Kindra—a unique kind of app-dating.
Dying for a Party
Jul 26 • 29 min
How do you want to be remembered…or dismembered? (Hey, to each their own. We do not judge). The guys pay their disrespect to the dearly depart(i)ed.
The Clitty Call
Jul 23 • 47 min
HD offers his version on popular, timeless late-night hook-up. What could be better than booty? I think we all know what. But have a listen if you are unsure.
When is a Date Not a Date?
Jul 19 • 30 min
Guest Bonnie (aka AQ the Acid Queen) poses a dilemma that women (and men) face out on the front lines of the dating trenches often. The guys share their opinion. They’d love to hear [email protected]@themanopaus…
Divorce Hacks and Flashbacks
Jul 16 • 21 min
Almost 50% of marriages end with it…and in the case of TMS co-hosts, 100%! The guys share quips and tips about theirs. What was meant to be a light-hearted discussion doesn’t exactly end that way!
The Skin of our Teeth
Jul 12 • 20 min
With apologies to Lord Tennyson, “it is better to not have money than to have all of it you want”…or something like that. Or actually, scratch that…ayfkm….just listen to the segment.
Age Neutral
Jul 9 • 21 min
As HD turns a milestone birthday today, the guys discuss just what it feels like to get older…or not.
HD ON KETO (Week 16): Just Keto It
Jul 6 • 19 min
If you are even thinking about starting Keto, do it. Now.
The FuckIt List
Jul 5 • 29 min
We all know about The Bucket List. However, the guys have their own take on that. Before you kick the one, what’s on your other? Never give up. Never, ever, ever give up!
Divine Clitorvention, Relicked
Jul 2 • 26 min
The guys pay homage, again, to the center of the universe and that which brings us all together. All single (and married, for that matter) men…put on an extra pot of coffee, keep the pets away, turn off your cell phone or TV, and set this se…
Rising Star: DJ Antoinette Vandewark
Jun 28 • 35 min
The guys get a behind the scenes look at a rising star in the LA Electronic House Music scene, along with an education in DJ’ing…and life.
The Dad Bod
Jun 25 • 17 min
A recent survey, out just in time for Father’s Day, has some good news for all you regular guys out there.
HD ON KETO (Week 14): Ketosis Kickstarting and Menu Hacks
Jun 22 • 22 min
As HD’s de facto first trimester comes to a close, he offers up a summary, some good news, and some yummy menu ideas.No sacrifice!
Polyamory
Jun 21 • 34 min
(After three segment redirects, FINALLY… the episode that was meant to be!) The guys attempt to define a term about having multiple relationships…then discover it’s, uh, polydefinitional.
Hey HD…Your Cancer is Showing
Jun 18 • 36 min
HD and Bobby have an (off-air) blow-out that threatens to derail the show! But this is Reality Radio, so they air it out on-air.
Polyvaginal
Jun 14 • 14 min
For the second segment in a row, Bobby & HD attempt to have a discussion about polyamorous relationships, but something else (go figure) grabs their attention instead.
The Most Likeable Accents in the Country
Jun 11 • 15 min
What was supposed to be a segment about polyamorous relationships got derailed…no surprise…as the guys take the convo in a very different direction.
Hank Moody (Special TMS 2-yr Anniversary Segment)
Jun 9 • 29 min
**The segment the podcast world will be talking about for years. No Spoilers, though ; ) ** Happy 69 Day! In a fitting tribute to the guys’ favorite on-screen persona, listen along to Bobby & HD share their loving (and l…
I Wish I Were Gay
Jun 7 • 24 min
Is he or isn’t he? HD opens up the proverbial closet door. Find out what comes tumbling out.
Sex Radar
Jun 4 • 35 min
There is gaydar for the LBGQ community. But what about for heterosexuals? Bobby & HD have the perfect word for it…but a very imperfect way of detecting it!
HD ON KETO (Week 12): I Came, I Keto’d, I Kicked Its Ass
Jun 1 • 19 min
HD has some good news to share! Plus, a recap of his routine, thoughts on a healthy balance (and health check up), one particular side effect to watch for, and the one biggest challenge that almost kicked HIS ass.
Closing the Deal: A Female Perspective
May 31 • 8 min
The guys go remote to a local watering hole to interview their favorite bartender (not to mention wonderful person)—who shares when she knows she wants to have sex with a guy.
Daisy Keech: An Homage to Ass
May 28 • 25 min
The guys get to the bottom of their favorite female body part. Geez, what took them so long. Finally, a topic they both can agree on. Warning, however: it’s a little cheeky.
Dick Swagger
May 24 • 27 min
It’s a seemingly love-hate relationship HD has with this classic bad boy archetype…and Bobby calls him out on it. Find out which side of the shaft the guys resolve to end up on.
May 2019 Playboy Centerfold Abigail O’Neill
May 21 • 14 min
Okay, before you get all excited…no, the guys don’t interview her…sigh. They do, however, have mad respect for what she endured to get to where she did. Listen and find out what is was (that she and HD have in common, too).
HD ON KETO (Week 10): I Fu—…er…Messed Up
May 18 • 7 min
HD gets a humbling, unexpected surprise. Not as easy as he thinks?If you have any Keto advice…or want any…[email protected]
Alyssa Milano
May 17 • 16 min
The guys get dangerously close to the proverbial “third rail” with this segment. But they’re kinda used to that. :/Let them know your thoughts. Agree? Disagree? Have you crossed the picket line yet? Deets please…
LIB Withdrawals
May 14 • 37 min
Everything you ever need to know about the greatest music festival experience EVER, while it is still fresh on the guys’ mind. Truly a high they will never come down off of. From front line experiences to hot hacks for next year, a must …
PEOPLE OF LIB: Our Acid Queen
May 13 • 22 min
In true testimony to manifesting one’s (or in the guys’ case, two’s) destiny, Bobby & HD meet and vibe with a very special LIB’er. Interestingly enough, this occurred right after Bobby DIDN’T sell his soul to the devil. Coincidence?&…
MUSIC OF LIB: Antoinette Vandewark (DJ)
May 12 • 9 min
The guys meet and vibe with rising star—and LIB performer—Antoinette Vandewark, an amazing DJ and even more amazing-er soul.(Intro Track: Antoinette Vandewark “Face Paint”…June 2019 release)For more music by Antoinette…
“Goddess” (a poem by ‘Francesca Star Leopard’)
May 12 • 2 min
This one needs no introduction: just listen
ATTIRE OF LIB: ‘Francesca Star Leopard’
May 12 • 3 min
Beyond the music, nothing reflects the vibe of LIB better than attendee attire, and noone rocked it better than ‘Francesca Star Leopard.’ Check out our IG page to see for yourself, and listen to the segment right after this one entitled “Godde…
VOICES OF LIB: Brandon, Sharly & Katy
May 11 • 10 min
A perfect follow up to Eric, Brandon again nails the male perspective of The Manopause Show—with ladyfriend Sharly and best friend Katy shaing their own beautifully unique reflections on the LIB vibe. (We hope we spelled your names correctly …
VOICES OF LIB: Eric & Hannah
May 11 • 12 min
Bobby & HD/Eric & Hannah
VOICES OF LIB: Blobby & Nan
May 11 • 7 min
This segment is the first in a series we’ve strung together on a single day reflecting Man(opause)-on-the-Street interviews with LIB’ers while the festival is under way. It needs no introduction (even though I think we’ve done about three of t…
VOICES OF LIB: Intro
May 11 • 1 min
No description necessary.
Our “Religion”
May 10 • 6 min
It’s only the first night at LIB, and already Bobby (almost) sells his soul to the devil.
LIGHTNING IN A BOTTLE: Let the Vibe Begin
May 9 • 11 min
The guys arrive! Soak up the sun (and eventual rain) with Bobby and HD as they reflect on their initial LIB vibe.
Divine Clitorvention
May 7 • 22 min
The guys worship at the altar of the almighty clit…and think you all should, too. Let TMS be your road map to The Promised Gland.
HD ON KETO (Week 8): Apparently His Shit DOES Stink
May 4 • 14 min
From stanky shat to pungent breath…are all the negative side effects worth the one incredible one? Listen in to find out…If you have any Keto advice…or want any…[email protected]
Bobby Gets Head(y)
May 3 • 34 min
Bobby channels his inner “Stuart Smalley” in realizing he is okay with just being Bobby…and shares a watershed moment.(Okay, we struggled with what to call this, so we went with shameless and exploitative just to get you to listen. F…
This Is Your TMS On Drugs
Apr 30 • 20 min
In the category of Bad Influencers, Bobby & HD take the show to new HeIGHts…or depths, as the case may be.Please try this at home.
LIGHTNING IN A BOTTLE: Be Prepared!
Apr 29 • 17 min
With just over a week to go, the guys are getting excited about the life-changing experience about to embrace them…plus offer a few LiB experiential hacks in preparation for.
R-E-S-P-E-C-T…
Apr 26 • 32 min
…find out what it means to Bobby & HD.
Pornocopia
Apr 23 • 42 min
A “Horn(y) of Plenty”…of topics all having to do with porn and masturbation. (WARNING: it’s the segment that got us banned in 12 countries!)
LIGHTNING IN A BOTTLE: Six Ways of LIB
Apr 22 • 34 min
Don’t call it a music festival (even though we may slip and do!); it’s a life experience—that happens to have music…lots of it. Along with 30,000 of the most wonderful people bringing a zen-like vibe along with. Join the guys for a ch…
HD ON KETO (Week 6): Sex and Keto
Apr 20 • 25 min
Okay, like life…it’s not ALL about sex (ahh, but oh if it were)…but as in life, it is an important part of to consider along with the diet. SPOILER ALERT: it’s all good ;)If you have any Keto advice…or want any…[email protected]
Sara Bareilles’ Armor
Apr 19 • 25 min
Special guest Reanna joins Bobby and HD yet again to discuss a male power and female empowerment.
The Episode That Never Was
Apr 16 • 16 min
The guys don’t just go off the rails on this one, they never even board the train…and find themselves neck-deep in Respectfully Offensive quicksand.
LIGHTNING IN A BOTTLE: Fear The LIB?
Apr 15 • 38 min
BONUS SEGMENT: The guys face their fears…but express their hopes on what to anticipate and expect at the upcoming festival. Bobby channels his inner guru.(Intro Music: “Dream” by Bensound, www.bensound.com)
The Seven Words You Can’t Say On a Podcast
Apr 13 • 30 min
In an homage to one of the greatest comedians ever, the guys add a modern twist to George Carlin’s timeless list.
We’ve Died and Gone to…Hell?
Apr 9 • 14 min
The offensive threshold just got lowered. Is it me, or did it just get real hot in here?
LIGHTNING IN A BOTTLE: Welcome to LIB
Apr 8 • 35 min
BONUS SEGMENT: Everything you need to know (and a lot you don’t) about the world’s greatest music festival.(Intro Music: “Dream” by Bensound, www.bensound.com)
HD ON KETO (Week 4): Cravings & Cheating
Apr 6 • 15 min
With a month-in on his Bulletproof/Keto diet, HD sidebars about the dangers (and benefits) of having cravings…and giving in to them? Did he or didn’t he? And what about his weight loss progress, if any, so far? Tune in to find ou…
Our Wheelhouses of Women
Apr 5 • 31 min
TMS Marketing Director Doc Cain rejoins the guys for a very personal discussion about where each is at with their own wheelhouses (aka: types of women and relationships they seek).
F**k You…Next
Apr 2 • 25 min
Maybe this is what Ariana really meant? Translate it however you want—the guys pick a couple versions—whether it’s the d-bag player or the way one handles a break-up, these three words are up for discussion!
LIGHTNING IN A BOTTLE: The Road To LIB Is Paved With TMS
Apr 1 • 28 min
BONUS SEGMENT: The guys begin the countdown to their appearance at one of the greatest music festival experiences around.(Intro Music: “Dream” by Bensound, www.bensound.com)
The Great American Sex Drought
Mar 29 • 28 min
Sex is no longer a top priority in younger men? WTF! The guys explore the reasons why in relating the results of a shocking survey.
A Fantasy Fulfilled
Mar 26 • 35 min
Class is in Session! Have a pen and notepad ready (along with lotion and tissues) as Professor HD shares a real-life role play story that is sure to both teach and titillate.
HD ON KETO (Week 2): Goin’ Bulletproof
Mar 23 • 32 min
Follow along with HD’s journey on the Keto/Bulletproof hybrid diet as he gives bi-monthly reports, tips, and reflections on his results—the first of which are rather remarkable.If you have any Keto advice…or want any…[email protected]
Bobby is from Mars, HD is from Uranus
Mar 22 • 22 min
The guys cite a recent Daily Mail article that both debunks (and confirms) the idea that opposites attract. Listen in to find out when they don’t (and do).
Who Will Change Bobby’s Bedpan?
Mar 19 • 24 min
The guys get tangenital (sic) again on all sorts of topics but finally settle on the (semi) serious talk of late life companionship.
Doc Cain Has Your Name Tattooed On His Ass
Mar 15 • 31 min
The guys welcome, Doc Cain, a (soon-to-be) regular guest—who also happens to be their new Marketing Director—to discuss millennial humor along with the women we can/can’t live without. (Don’t ask how those two topics have anything to do with…
HD Schools Bobby
Mar 12 • 30 min
How to convert a young woman’s intrigue to interest in an older man. Class is in session.
HD ON KETO (The Launch): Dropping LBs for LIB!
Mar 11 • 16 min
Motivated by the prospect of being surrounded by 10,000 hot, young Lightning in a Bottle festival-goers in May, HD invites you to follow along as he goes Keto/Bulletproof in preparation for.If you have any Keto advice…or want any…[email protected]
Touched by Bobby
Mar 8 • 21 min
And it is aaaaaaaaall over! After a 2-week period of mourning, Bobby faces (and relishes?) the realities of being truly broken up. Keep a box of tissues handy for this one.
HIGH Definition
Mar 5 • 28 min
In a rare moment, for your listening displeasure, HD gets high…and confirms to the entire world…why he never does.
Bobby’s Latest…Facing His Fears…and We’re Going to LIB, Baby!
Mar 1 • 25 min
Gather ‘round your electronic listening device as Bobby turns the page on yet another chapter in his love life…while HD plugs his favorite music festival.
The EX Files
Feb 26 • 21 min
The guys welcome guest Melissa as they discuss their most recent exes, what they learned from each…along with a sprinkling of what it’s like to be in an open relationship.
39 Very Specific Dating Sites
Feb 22 • 44 min
Got an itch for niche? The guys recite a recent article/slideshow from offbeat.com that runs down a list of dating app sites for just about every taste…and some distaste!
Are You the Devil or the Advocate?
Feb 19 • 29 min
“Release your inner bad boy and girl”…so sayeth Bobby & HD
WTF
Feb 15 • 19 min
The guys have reached their What the Fuck stage in life…and you should too.
Bobby Puts a Fork In It
Feb 12 • 26 min
A BIG announcement from Bobby. Although we’re not even sure the guys know what it is, so after you listen to this cluster-eff of a segment, could you let them know?
“Bobby, You Ignorant Slut”
Feb 8 • 31 min
Bobby brings HD up to speed on his every-evolving love life, and things get a little, uh, testy between them.
HD’s a Pig; Bobby’s a Cock
Feb 5 • 19 min
The guys celebrate the Chinese New Year! 2019 is the Year of the Pig, HD shares compelling testimony as to why he is most definitely one, while Bobby struts his Rooster tail feathers.
The Female Sleep Number
Feb 1 • 31 min
Even the guys are stunned by the results of a recent ‘will you sleep with me’ survey.
As the Bobby Turns…
Jan 29 • 30 min
The next chapter in Bobby’s soggy saga. But wait, a major breakthrough? Bobby lays bare once again while HD contemplates getting a Bro-zillian wax).
Tin Hat’n with Emma Stone & Rachel Weisz
Jan 25 • 16 min
HD goes on a rant about his (least) favorite rideshare company. DISCLAIMER: No Emma Stones or Rachel Weisz’ were harmed (or even used) in the making of this episode.
The “M” Word
Jan 22 • 18 min
The guys continue their controver-sation regarding toxic masculinity, men behaving badly (or as Gillette might say, men behaving?) and agnostic (or not) words. Buckle up, listen to the prior segment A (Uncomfortably) Close Shave first, and let…
An (Uncomfortably) Close Shave
Jan 18 • 21 min
The guys go blade to blade over Gillette’s controversial new commercial, er, video, er webvertisement.
Are We Not Men?
Jan 15 • 28 min
No disrespect to Mark Mothersbaugh and the boys (love that band!), but men are not DEVOlving. We are very much still evolving. But how? The TMS guys once again attempt to tackle gender roles and what it meant, and means…to be a m…
ED Can Be Hard On Guys, or…
Jan 11 • 27 min
…ED Can Be Hard-On, Guys.Bobby and HD go cock-to-cock point/counterpoint on a touchy topic.
SINfeld: The Tragedy of Comedy
Jan 8 • 39 min
Bobby reflects…while HD rants about the past, present, and future of comedy. Spoiler Alert: It’s on life support.
Sh*t Our Parents Never Taught Us
Jan 4 • 22 min
Take a peek under the TMS hood as the guys do a little mind mapping around their upcoming webinar series. And if you find their minds, please do let them know where they put them. (GPS recommended)
Bobby’s Perfectly Imperfect Relationship, cont
Jan 1 • 19 min
Bobby continues to redefine the LTR…and has the rest of us SMH. In disdain…or amazement? Tune in to find out…
SMH @ SMH
Dec 26, 2018 • 27 min
(Our BONUS bonus Christmas segment…you’re welcome)LMK if you LOL and don’t SMH at this segment or we may have to STFU.BRB
Ready…Set…GHOST!
Dec 25, 2018 • 26 min
(Christmas Bonus Segment!)A new name for an old practice. Bobby and HD discuss their various takes on the same topic. Whether online, in person, girlfriend or one-night-stand…there are do’s and don’ts for when you ‘do’…then d…
Empathy Shmempathy
Dec 25, 2018 • 23 min
It takes a little while, but the guys finally get around to the topic at hand: what does it mean to have empathy, and is it really such a good thing? Happy Holidays and Merry Christmas 2018 from Bobby & HD!
Shelberina and Moonchild
Dec 19, 2018 • 31 min
Aka: Shelby and Reanna. The guys invite their fave fun fems to give their perspective on life in the real (and virtual) dating world. But then the interviewees become the interviewers. *smh*
And the Breast…is History
Dec 12, 2018 • 17 min
In yet another step toward equality, a Chicago trans-woman puts topless laws to the gender test. (If she fails, we’re changing the segment name to…wait for it…No Breast for the Wicked).
The End of Days?
Dec 7, 2018 • 15 min
The guys (literally) pull the plug on themselves at the end of this segment—which gets a little dark and touchy. No, it’s not you, it’s them.
Respectfully Offensive
Dec 4, 2018 • 15 min
Soooo after listening to this episode, if we’ve offended you…then may we suggest another podcast for you to listen to. Reality Radio? Here you go.
Happy Ex-iversary, Bobby!
Dec 2, 2018 • 18 min
The Wonderful Wacky Welationship World of Wobert (aka: Bobby)…continued. Follow along as we update you on another chapter in our beloved co-host’s newly found yo-yo single life.
Bizarro Girl
Nov 27, 2018 • 19 min
Up is down, right is wrong, no means yes, no means no. News flash: what your gal is saying to you may be the exact opposite of what she means…or exactly what she means.
Ghost Sex
Nov 20, 2018 • 27 min
Is it cheating if you have sex with a ghost?
Welcome to the Single Life
Nov 12, 2018 • 29 min
Put an extra pot of coffee on, dust off your slide rule, pull out a calculator, fire up the computer, and create a spreadsheet matrix…to keep up with Bobby’s new(ly single) love life.
69 is the New 49?
Nov 6, 2018 • 17 min
The guys have a new hero: a Dutch man who is suing to change his legal age…so he can pick up babes.
Blurred (Pick Up) Lines
Nov 5, 2018 • 20 min
Bad Bobby the Guru coaches us guys on how to best approach women in the wild. (This is some good shit, right here)
‘Bran’ on the Street: Men Hurt, Too
Nov 3, 2018 • 7 min
The guys take the show on the road…to Ocean Beach (San Diego) where they find forlorn GenZ’er, Brandon, who shares what it’s like to be a jilted male.
Bobby is the Iceberg
Nov 2, 2018 • 16 min
Mere days after Bobby’s love life hit an iceberg…he reveals why he is one.
Breaking Up Is Hard To Dudes
Oct 29, 2018 • 29 min
You can’t spell “traumas” without TMS. Things just got bloody bad. Tune in to find out what.
Bro Code
Oct 28, 2018 • 32 min
Do they or don’t they?…(patch things up)
Primal Urges
Oct 27, 2018 • 16 min
The guys air it out on air. Awwhhh, their first fight.
Sex and the (Semi) Healthy Male
Oct 25, 2018 • 27 min
HD checks Bobby’s pulse on what it means to have a sex-filled (later in) life
Cake by the Pool
Oct 24, 2018 • 18 min
Bobby discovers he CAN have his cake, eat (and lick) it, too.
Bad Bobby
Oct 23, 2018 • 32 min
Bobby gets a lifetime Hall Pass…or does he?
Disneyland & Stripclubs
Oct 22, 2018 • 16 min
Now that we have your attention…sit back and listen to HD’s upLYFTing story that has the happiest ending on earth.
Text-iquette
Oct 17, 2018 • 25 min
Special guest Reanna joins the guys as they take issue with a survey about texting.
Who Wants To Be A…Nickel-aire!
Oct 16, 2018 • 18 min
A special segment for all you Cancers out there. Bobby plays a game with HD and special guest and fellow Cancer, Reanna.
Our Boss is an App-hole
Oct 9, 2018 • 16 min
Are we losing touch to our phones? Technology replacing humanology? The guys have a thought-provoking chat about hoping we are not not. As Mr. Gabriel says, we’re “wanting contact.” Oh, and two thumbs up for breastfeeding…’I …
Bill Cosby R.I.P. (Rest in Prison)
Oct 2, 2018 • 9 min
The guys give a fitting “eww-logy” to a once-revered man.
#MenToo?
Sep 26, 2018 • 15 min
“Mother Knows Best” AND “Leave It To Beavers”…it’s time for both.
“Houston, We Have a Solution”
Sep 25, 2018 • 19 min
The country’s first Bot Brothel opens in Houston…to much MANfare.
Sex Drive…Time
Sep 18, 2018 • 14 min
The guys give you a peek under the dirty hood of their ‘other job.’
You Can’t Hide Your Lying Guys
Sep 11, 2018 • 21 min
The guys sort out just what a ‘lie’ is…or do they?
AFF-licking (a MUST listen for online hook-ups)
Sep 4, 2018 • 25 min
HD is an expert at on-line ‘hook up’ dating. Guys, this one is for you. Listen up for some great tips that will save you time, money…and earn you some well-deserved sex.
Bobby Goes to Adultland
Sep 3, 2018 • 25 min
Bobby finds himself at the intersection of Pleasure Island…and The Tragic Kingdom
Like Us…Don’t Leykis
Aug 28, 2018 • 34 min
TMS EP: It would take as long to write about what the segment is about…than the episode is itself! The guys do their usual rambling rumblings—and take a bit of a back-handed swipe at a well-known radio personality…all while christening Bobby’s r…
Always Use Luber
Aug 21, 2018 • 24 min
20W-50: Grade of oil…or HD’s ideal age range? Listen and find out.
Wet Dreams
Aug 14, 2018 • 14 min
The guys are diagnosed with Effluent-za
Adolescent Behavior
Aug 7, 2018 • 14 min
The wheels come off this episode quickly. Starts off with lunch at the guys’ favorite taco joint…then somehow ends up at Ass Island.
BMX-rated
Jul 31, 2018 • 8 min
Home is where the ‘hard’ is. The guys check out bikes and babes (not necessarily in that order) at the unofficial birthplace of TMS—The U.S. Open of Surfing, Huntington Beach, California.
The Penis Monologues
Jul 24, 2018 • 13 min
The guys get a little cocky. Or big cocky. You may have to enroll at MSU to find out which. Or…just listen to this episode.
Dude Life Hacks
Jul 10, 2018 • 16 min
Only on TMS will you hear the line “Brother, Can You Spare a Cell?” ….and other dude hacks (aka: tips, Bobby)
Bobby Does HD, Part V
Jul 9, 2018 • 12 min
(Part V of VI) It’s HD’s birthday today. So Bobby gives him the reading of a lifetime. Literally. Six segments that might seem to last as long! Nah..we think you’ll enjoy listening to as we did engaging in. So sit back in amazement as Bobby wields…
Bobby Does HD, Part IV
Jul 9, 2018 • 18 min
(Part IV of VI) It’s HD’s birthday today. So Bobby gives him the reading of a lifetime. Literally. Six segments that might seem to last as long! Nah..we think you’ll enjoy listening to as we did engaging in. So sit back in amazement as Bobby wield…
Bobby Does HD, Part VI (Bonus Segment)
Jul 9, 2018 • 9 min
(Part VI of VI, Bonus Segment) It’s HD’s birthday today. So Bobby gives him the reading of a lifetime. Literally. Six segments that might seem to last as long! Nah..we think you’ll enjoy listening to as we did engaging in. So sit back in amazement…
Bobby Does HD, Part III
Jul 9, 2018 • 14 min
(Part III of VI) It’s HD’s birthday today. So Bobby gives him the reading of a lifetime. Literally. Six segments that might seem to last as long! Nah..we think you’ll enjoy listening to as we did engaging in. So sit back in amazement as Bobby wiel…
Bobby Does HD, Part II
Jul 9, 2018 • 12 min
(Part II of VI) It’s HD’s birthday today. So Bobby gives him the reading of a lifetime. Literally. Six segments that might seem to last as long! Nah..we think you’ll enjoy listening to as we did engaging in. So sit back in amazement as Bobby wield…
Happy 69 + 1 Day, HD!
Jul 9, 2018 • 17 min
Bobby and his cohort co-host share a touching moment—for once, that doesn’t involve a member of the opposite sex—while in the middle of middle age.
Bobby Does HD, Part I
Jul 9, 2018 • 18 min
(Part I of VI) It’s HD’s birthday today. So Bobby gives him the reading of a lifetime. Literally. Six segments that might seem to last as long! Nah..we think you’ll enjoy listening to as we did engaging in. So sit back in amazement as Bobby wields…
Fantasies and/or Fetishes
Jul 8, 2018 • 15 min
Attention all Frotteurists: We do not judge but…wtf!!!
Sexuality, Now and…Zen
Jul 7, 2018 • 21 min
The guys welcome special guests fellow podcasters Jilly and Reanna, from W.A.T.C.H. the Wake, to discuss the repression of sexuality over the generations. (geez…that sounded a little dark; we actually have a lot of fun with it. Enjoy!)
The ____Show?
Jul 2, 2018 • 11 min
Fill in YOUR blank (man/woman/TBD)…guest hosts Reanna, Shelby and Alec talk about gender identification.
Big Cattle No Hat
Jun 29, 2018 • 10 min
The guys put their own twist on an old saying, while somehow managing to work in a trip to the Playboy Mansion
Better than a Hole in the Wall
Jun 22, 2018 • 12 min
Rage vs Violence. The guys tackle a touchy subject
Gratuitous Sex
Jun 21, 2018 • 10 min
Have a tissue handy when you listen…uh, for a couple reasons
So You Think You Got Game?
Jun 20, 2018 • 12 min
A must-listen for all you young bucks :)
Comedy Night at Gallagher’s
Jun 14, 2018 • 6 min
Shameless plug for a worthy recipient. We love this place!
Donuts, with a View
Jun 12, 2018 • 8 min
The guys take a trip down memory lane, while making new ones checking out MILFs at their favorite breakfast spot
What’s the Matter with Kids Today
Jun 9, 2018 • 20 min
Our 69 Anniversary Show….kicks off a new season
RIP Anthony Bourdain
Jun 8, 2018 • 9 min
Saying goodbye
All Birds No Bees
May 29, 2018 • 16 min
HD flips everyone the bird
Breastaurant Confidential
May 1, 2018 • 14 min
A popular restaurant gets….busted?
You Call This Reality Radio?
Apr 26, 2018 • 9 min
Bobby & HD go introspective in a self-examination of just how real TMS is
420 Exchange
Apr 20, 2018 • 10 min
Bobby takes the high road
Tinder Talk
Apr 5, 2018 • 6 min
HD has a Tinder moment
In My Blood, Our Brothers…and Sisters
Mar 29, 2018 • 10 min
When Reality gets tough…..
We’ve Got a Bromance
Mar 22, 2018 • 19 min
The guys discuss how they first met, the show’s origins, and an *smh* trip to a strip club
Cumfort Food?
Mar 18, 2018 • 7 min
HD serves up, ummm, a recipe for success
Psst…The Way to a Woman’s Heart
Feb 18, 2018 • 19 min
The guys share the secret recipe…and serve up some advice
When Men Kiss
Feb 7, 2018 • 16 min
The guys discuss “The Kiss”…involoving Tom Brady & his son and other less controversial male bonding moments
Manipulation Vs. Opportunity
Jan 9, 2018 • 18 min
The guys go deep and a little dark to discuss a controversial topic
Cunnilinguistics 101 (aka A Pussy Licking Tutorial)
Dec 1, 2017 • 18 min
DIY for DATY. Clit Notes for America’s Favorite Pusstime!
FeMENism…and French Fries
Nov 24, 2017 • 20 min
FeMENism
Bros Before Bras
Nov 22, 2017 • 11 min
Bobby interrupts HDs cam-to-cam session to reflect on the true meaning of Thanksgiving on the eve of Turkey Day
CSI Weinstein
Nov 5, 2017 • 15 min
A special Hall of Fame version of DBag of the Week
Sexbots
Oct 27, 2017 • 11 min
The guys drool over Saudia Arabia’s newest, hottest, uh…citizen(?)
Girl Scouts & Religion, Part 2
Oct 3, 2017 • 12 min
….cont.
Girl Scouts & Religion Part 1
Oct 2, 2017 • 6 min
Not just cookies and wafers….
Love
Sep 28, 2017 • 14 min
One of the guys is in it…the other, well…not so much
WTF Moments
Sep 18, 2017 • 14 min
The guys (and Producer Monica) discuss sordid and sexy tales from the front lines
Day After Labor Day
Sep 5, 2017 • 10 min
The guys go into labor
PMS (Pre-Moonstrual Syndrome)
Aug 22, 2017 • 11 min
Bobby’s in a sad moon
Sasquatch Porn
Aug 20, 2017 • 10 min
Hairy armpits, grooling and squirting
Circle/Slash Misogyny
Aug 16, 2017 • 13 min
The guys discuss Objectifying versus Misogyny
SkaterMen
Aug 2, 2017 • 5 min
Producer Monica joins the guys for a live skate-by-skate broadcast from Surf City’s US Open
Two Farts Beat As One
Jul 20, 2017 • 11 min
You know you are comfortable in a relationship when…….
Dbag Of The Week (DBOW)
Jul 8, 2017 • 20 min
HD nominates SkaterDouche; Bobby…himself(???)
Orgasm & The Clit
Jun 30, 2017 • 15 min
The guys share results of a scintillating survey and reveal the secret to female orgasms
We’ve Got TMS
Jun 9, 2017 • 5 min
The inaugural episode