Four Fat Guys

Four Fat Guys

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Welcome to Four Fat Guys, the podcast where a couple of the hosts don’t understand the concept of podcasts. We are just a group of regular guys who sit around and discuss.. well, anything. New episodes drop on Wednesdays! Send us questions/topics……


71: There’s No Good Way to Handle Crazy
Jun 19 • 59 min
Show Notes: We review our past episodes and announce that this is the final episode of Four Fat Guys. Jeff struggles with his hemorrhoids. A Battle Royale of the teens vs the olds. Super Suck Sue’s last questions. Roach plans his post-podcast career: the…
70: You Can’t Eat Your Fish Hand, Roach!
Jun 15 • 39 min
Show Notes: We talk for 15 minutes about things we’ve eaten in the last week. Awesome vacation or practical cash? Roach tells us his true feelings about overseas. Fish hand or cloud feet. Facebook: bit.ly/FFGonFB Twitter: @fourfatguysshow Instagram:…
69: Splurging on a Handful of Walnuts (Get It?)
Jun 6 • 49 min
Show Notes: What is a cappuccino? Stub is basically a walking corpse. Undercooked or overcooked. Let’s pick a car with superpowers. Roach’s tipping etiquette, or lack thereof. The $6 Man: Master Chef. A little Roach zombie cache. Facebook: bit.ly/FFGonFB…
68: Stub, Party of One?
May 29 • 57 min
Show Notes: Stub’s vehicle issues. Pick an interesting way to die, Roach. Grumpy Old Man is shopping for weed eaters. Fit an elephant in a refrigerator. The best thing about being a man? Life expectancy spitefulness. When is Roach going to die? My sweet…
FFG Classics Vault: Episode 14 - Cousin Love
May 22 • 55 min
Sorry we couldn’t record a new episode this week. Stub got stuck in NYC and had to hitchhike his way back home. Plus Roach and Ryan are idiots and “Jeff sucks.” Really, the only blameless one here was Josh, mostly because he is the one writing this…
67: Schfinkster Egg Salad
May 15 • 52 min
Show Notes: Roach and Jeff’s first date. Sue’s stupid question. Chef Stub the Raccoon’s new Food Network show. To Catch a Cheater with Thai Farts. We debunk Mother’s Day. Roach declares war on a Canadian coffee establishment. We fix money, then debate…
66: Ketchup Crime Family
May 8 • 51 min
Show Notes: We love our listeners. We talk about our favorite word. Roach is “Some Pig”. An intergalactic space mission with a super good looking crew. Roach bought a grill… what an idiot! Butter guzzlers. Food crimes and gross taste combinations.…
65: Can You Milk a Centaur?
May 1 • 61 min
Show Notes: What the hell is Sue talking about? Are the guys too old for pop culture? Ryan and Stub debate laser tag inexplicably for ten minutes. NFL Draft recap for Nicole. We take down Big Juice. Where does centaur milk coming from? Willy Wonka’s…
64: Crappy Things Come To Those Who Wait (LATE EP)
Apr 26 • 51 min
Sorry this one is late. Although really, you should be thanking us for sparing you the pain of another Four Fat Guys episode. Enjoy at your own peril.
63: Good for Diggin’
Apr 17 • 51 min
Show Notes: Ryan’s flu adventure. Grumpy Old Man’s pro-level sickness strategy guide. We share the new acronyms we learned. Teleportation from 500 feet. An insider’s look into the utility industry. How to survive a disaster on the S.S. Lays. We explore…
62: Rear Naked Shark Choke
Apr 10 • 52 min
Show Notes: Wait, we have listener questions?! What makes you lose your temper? Vengeful transmutation. Squirrel attacks and Bret Hart hugs. Stub and Roach know some wrestlers. Stub’s new segment: name that innocuous sound. Shark MMA… wait, no, gorilla…
61: You Can’t Make Half a Sandwich, You Idiot
Apr 3 • 50 min
Show Notes: Stub’s King Midas breakfast cereal. Roach was a regular at the Chinese place. Million dollar death dice. Stub plans his Mike Tyson face tattoo. Stub gives more Game of Thrones spoilers from six years ago. Pitching our new Andy Griffith…
60: The Rock Can’t Lick His Elbow
Mar 28 • 48 min
Show Notes: Movie chat. Four Fat Guys fix movie theaters. Stub gives us another Game of Thrones Season 1 update. Popcorn or wet socks. Wilford Brimley fireside chats. Roach’s swift justice. Listener questions: professional bull riders.
59: Aunt Becky’s Ugly Is Not an Ailment
Mar 20 • 57 min
Show Notes: Spectrum hate mail. Stub reviews Game of Thrones Season 1 Episode 1. Stimulation counter or telescreen? Advertising mafia scheme. Stub makes bad bets with Kevin. Some timely “When Calls the Heart” gossip. We love Curb Your Enthusiasm. We learn…
58: A Cheese Volcano
Mar 13 • 49 min
Show Notes: Kevin texts. Emotional support dog chat. Grocery store rats. Witness your own birth or your own pre-birth? Girlfriend troubles. Stub’s new segment: guess the firearms sound effect. Bathroom social anxiety. How does Jeff’s heating situation…
57: She Does That Meat As Good As Anyone
Mar 6 • 54 min
Show Notes: Lotto talk. Jeff’s retirement updates. Listener hate mail. Gramma still can’t find our show. Stub’s Ferris Wheel and Woodstock plans. Magic wallet or magic remote. Anarchy or dictatorship? Grumpy old man lays out a fantasy and Roach gets…
56: I’m Not That UN-nice
Feb 27 • 62 min
Show Notes: Steeler’s Nation updates for Nicole. Stub and Josh come clean with some honesty. Little Debbie is holding some of our favorite treats hostage! Man Week contraband plans and other travel fun. Stub still wants to get on YouTube with some great…
FFG Classics Vault: Episode 17 - How Do Chickens Work?
Feb 21 • 54 min
We’re very sorry, but we don’t have a new episode this week. Instead, we’ve dug back through the Fat Guys Vault and pulled out a fan favorite to rerelease. Please enjoy Episode 17: “How Do Chickens Work?” and know that next Wednesday there will be a brand…
55: 21st-Century Wilford Brimley
Feb 13 • 59 min
Show Notes: We pitch a new segment called “Are They Dead Yet?” Roach runs through his brief consideration of joining the military. Millionaire Billy Madison or a year of clowning. What are we all streaming right now? How do YOU like to eat Bazooka Joe…
54: You Got Paintballed Because You Were Stupid!
Feb 6 • 48 min
Show Notes: Welcome to Mattress Pals, our new podcast within a podcast! We get a little insight into Roach’s sleeping situation. Rehashing a paintball incident from 20 years ago. Why do Canadians sell milk in plastic bags? What’s your weapon of choice…
53: Paper Bag That Roach Face
Jan 30 • 44 min
Show Notes: Roach wants his 50 cents back from Jeff. The guys plan for the Man Week Movie Draft. Stub knows about this one app that does something that… you know. Josh and Roach develop some new apps of their own. Which armrest at the movies is mine? What…
52: Professional Rustling
Jan 23 • 57 min
Show Notes: Roach’s new look, Ferris Wheel record plans, sleepy time in the car, animal abilities and mutations, NFL Hunger Games, movie reviews Facebook: bit.ly/FFGonFB Twitter: @fourfatguysshow Instagram: @fourfatguysshow Website: fourfatguysshow.com…
51: Where’s My Ferris Wheel?
Jan 16 • 55 min
Show Notes: Virgil’s Update, Mountain Dew medical info, where we’ve been eating, Dental Drinks or Taxi Donuts, Roach’s new hair style, we debate keeping our significant others, best flavor, New Years Holiday Etiquette, hated or forgotten, World Record…
50: Long-Time Listener, First-Time Gramma
Jan 9 • 54 min
Show Notes: Roach has us check out his cool new walk. We help someone eat a gross meal. We try to order Tommy Toast at local restaurants. We get stupid rich… literally. Gramma calls in and tackles some of our most challenging questions. Stub faces his…
49: Andrew Pillowhands
Jan 2 • 57 min
Show Notes: Radio Drama Classics: Roach’s Text Thread, Virgil’s Soda Sponsorship, Roach goes Wall Street, we invent some apps, the philosophy of stupidity self-awareness, NFL ref chat, Stub teaches us about awards shows, living in A Quiet Place or Bird…
48: Colonoscopy Getaway Driver
Dec 26, 2018 • 54 min
Show Notes: NFL sad chat, Josh’s wife is constantly roasting him, Roach gives accounting advice, Bathroom Court, watching bad movies, yet another glitch!, phone addiction, Ryan invents some apps, Roach takes on the world, technology news update, holiday…
47: Google “Science of Rudolph Arousal”
Dec 19, 2018 • 49 min
Show Notes: Show Notes: December Madness Tradition Tournament, Rehashing the Die Hard Debate, Stub is Drowning in Oranges, Eggnog Chuggin’, Spiteful Christmas Lights, the “Cash or Gift” Debate, Gramma’s Best Gifts, Diabetes-Resistant Santa Claus, Roach’s…
46: A Little Slice of Tommy Toast
Dec 12, 2018 • 52 min
Show Notes: To Mint or Not to Mint, Christmas movie debate, Home Alone Entrapment, stranger toilets, Roach is such a jerk, Stub’s Taco Tantrum and Roadkill Sub, Show Me Your Search History, Disney Character Hunger Games, Kevin’s Fun Texts, Knowledge…
45: Touch is a Keeper!
Dec 5, 2018 • 52 min
Show Notes: Roach No Food Challenge, Bathroom Emergencies, Drop a Sense, Fast Food Freebies, Smart or Rich?, Give Me My Change!, Foraging for a Salad, Andy Rooney Phones a Friend, Mountain Dew God Complex Facebook: bit.ly/FFGonFB Twitter: @fourfatguysshow…
44: Nerds Without the Brains
Nov 28, 2018 • 55 min
Show Notes: Thanksgiving roundup, Stub’s underwear situation, Global Podcast competition, Man Week rundown, Meal or No Meal, Pain Tree or Immortal Snail, I See or Hear Dead People, Ryan went to wrestling and we’re all disappointed, Should We Go to the…
43: The Chivvers
Nov 21, 2018 • 50 min
Show Notes: Roach’s Steelers Radio and Movie Reviews, Stub’s Hallmark update, Old Man’s physical therapy pain, spiteful Freaky Friday, Toilet Paper Rotation Orientation, Public Bathroom Horror Stories, Wilderness Survival Tips, Roach Laundry, Thanksgiving…
42: Home Depot Cage Match
Nov 14, 2018 • 50 min
Show Notes: Hallmark movie update, sleep tests, Mountain Dew flavor round-up, we become gods among men, Sports Chat and Swiss NFL Fandom?, Roach Money Crimes Inc., Forklift of Doom, Mystery Meat Mania, The Worst Part of Waking Up… Facebook: bit.ly/FFGonFB…
41: More Swamp Dew, My Liege?
Nov 7, 2018 • 48 min
Show Notes: Jeff came armed with a Roach weapon, Ryan’s Election Night Spectacular, Stub’s Oreo Book Report, Roach’s Rant: Voting Machines, the worst presidential race ever, dancing appendages or musical legs, coughing or runny nose, Randy “Bird Killer”…
40: Four Fat Jack-o-Lanterns - A Halloween Spooktacular
Oct 31, 2018 • 49 min
Show Notes: knee surgery update, angry listeners (guess what… we don’t care), Silence of the Lambs, a rewatchable movie machine?, Pumpkin Head or Knife Hands, Roach’s very cool new belt, Zombie Survival Plan, Are You Afraid of the Dark, which Halloween…
Episod 39: A Young 65 Year Old
Oct 25, 2018 • 48 min
Show Notes: Ryan picks a new football team, Stub was late, Jeff conquers a knee surgery, our first listener call-in, humans vs. giant animals or humans vs. Einstein animals, Ryan pitches a Ponzi Scheme, Copy-Paste or Undo, Carter’s birthday present,…
38: I Can’t Out Good-Lookin’ Him!
Oct 17, 2018 • 54 min
Show Notes: Stub is an art collector, 1994 Movie News, Jeff is outmatched by his clone, Roach is a hobbled old man, Why can’t Josh ride a stegosaurus?, Hawaii vs. Alaska, Stub and Ryan’s Bummer Hour: A New Podcast, locked in a cell… for cash money!, Jeff…
37: In an Upward Direction…
Oct 10, 2018 • 57 min
Show Notes: one of our listeners tries to leave the studio, we check the Poop Police blotter, meet demon dogs with bowels from hell, Honey I Shrunk the Fat Guys, get our Claire Foy update, Roachforgets to give a spolier alert on American History, Wonder…
36: Broxer Beefs Fight the Taze
Oct 3, 2018 • 51 min
Show Notes: Grumpy Old Man’s knee surgery, sibling rivalry Super PAC, sitting to pee, boxers or briefs, phone call or text message, movies or TV forever, best and worst genre of movie, guaranteed cash or a shot at riches, college or no?, the guys plan on…
35: Ask Jeeves - “Pirate Poop”
Sep 26, 2018 • 53 min
Show Notes: Oreo executives: listen up!, Stub’s wife believes in him so much, potato chip remix, elevator stink horror show, pepperoni problems, food philosophy: overdone or underdone?, we’re still talking about vegetables, ninjas v. pirates v. samurais…
34: A Handful of Vaseline
Sep 19, 2018 • 53 min
Show Notes: RYAN’S LATE?!?!? In other news: Stub makes the NFL… in the bleachers, doctor appointment recap, Roach’s eternal dark hellscape, bowel troubles, a walk down Memory Lane of Roach Friendship, Animal Planet Fight Club, Bond v. Bourne, geriatric…
33: AppeTOITE for Destruction
Sep 12, 2018 • 56 min
Show Notes: Where in the world is Ryan San Diego?, Roach is down, cold showers or less sleep, let’s shuffle some limbs, Ryan’s FIFA dreams, tweaking our equipment, Roach has a new feline child, Stub’s dog takes a fecal bath, An Idiot’s Guide to Spiteful…
32: Chip Dip on the Moon
Sep 5, 2018 • 55 min
Show Note: Roach doesn’t know what a candy bar is, HATE MAIL, Europe or the Moon, food trees or dino rides, screaming or sprinting, we pick our new animal overlords, taco takedown, chip dip smuggling run Facebook: bit.ly/FFGonFB Twitter: @fourfatguysshow…
31: Mo’ Money, Mo’ Prawkinaws
Aug 29, 2018 • 54 min
Show Notes: Ryan’s late, listener hate mail, one change in life, Roach’s impeccable health, man week horror stories, our new celebrity question asker, scary movie questions, Christmas movie debate, Grumpy Old John Wick, money talk Facebook: bit.ly/FFGonFB…
30: Ken Burns Presents “Cars”
Aug 22, 2018 • 54 min
Show Notes: What I did on my summer vacation, flying slowly or teleport occasionally, Gramma Rants, Ryan’s bat fight, Stub’s diabetic dinner, bagel battle, Pixar insurance, animated life Facebook: bit.ly/FFGonFB Twitter: @fourfatguysshow Instagram:…
29: In the Beginning, There Were Five Idiots….
Aug 15, 2018 • 43 min
Show Notes: Disney park and ride showdown, along with some VERY interesting picks from Roach. Welcome to Podcast History, everyone! Facebook: bit.ly/FFGonFB Twitter: @fourfatguysshow Instagram: @fourfatguysshow Website: fourfatguysshow.com Rate and Review…
28: Stub’s No Good Horrible Very Bad Week
Aug 8, 2018 • 51 min
Show Notes: coffee talk, Stub’s No Good Horrible Very Bad Week, Ryan’s Cereal Corner, Roach’s Rant: Mountain Dew, Coke or Pepsi, we teach nutrition science, Guy Fieri: Ryan’s coming for you, game shows and reality shows Facebook: bit.ly/FFGonFB Twitter:…
27: I Could Beat a Rooster!
Aug 1, 2018 • 46 min
Show Notes: Daylights Savings Time, who’s listening?, famous people from history, Roach wants to be a George… Clooney or Washington?, when vacations die, Roach doesn’t want to work, Jeff hates fame, Ryan rules ComiCon, some very vague AC/DC chatter,…
26: Honey, I Ate the Beanman
Jul 25, 2018 • 42 min
Show Notes: sauna studio, Stub’s stripdown, Soccer Dad Roach, diabetic soda recommendations, battle royale arena, Grumpy Old Man’s combat tips, Twitter polls, monster mash, Stub wants to go Squatchin’, MMA around the world, cancelled MTV show…
25: Sloppy Breakfast Dogs™
Jul 18, 2018 • 54 min
Show Notes: Roach’s vacation plans, unlimited dollar dogs, Roach’s Sloppy Dogs, Dax updates, pet peeves, BBQ recs, The Return of Roach’s Rants, poo-bucket, mystery flavors for life Facebook: bit.ly/FFGonFB Twitter: @fourfatguysshow Instagram:…
24: A Roach’s Dozen
Jul 11, 2018 • 61 min
Show Notes: Mountain Dews, animal fight, vehicle attack, wiener math, bunless burgers?, Stub digestive distress, Donut Fries, spousal secrets Facebook: bit.ly/FFGonFB Twitter: @fourfatguysshow Instagram: @fourfatguysshow Website: fourfatguysshow.com Rate…
23: My Dog, Roomba
Jul 4, 2018 • 47 min
Show Notes: vacation plans, what would you do for $5 million?, best musician/group, noisy interruptions, what isn’t cable?, canine cake, pool peeing Facebook: bit.ly/FFGonFB Twitter: @fourfatguysshow Instagram: @fourfatguysshow Website:…
22: Fantasizing About Superman
Jun 27, 2018 • 50 min
Show Notes: great tweets, soda memories, listener questions, Willy Wonka Theme Park, pizza break, more pizza chat, Superman fashion choices, Stub v. the Rock, love is blind Facebook: bit.ly/FFGonFB Twitter: @fourfatguysshow Instagram: @fourfatguysshow…
21: Can’t Get Dogs Off the Brain
Jun 20, 2018 • 55 min
Show Notes: DO WE KNOW HOW TO PODCAST YET?!?, Twitter polls, hot dog advice, robbing a bank but now you’re an old woman, “This Place Sucks”, when to tell your kid they suck Facebook: bit.ly/FFGonFB Twitter: @fourfatguysshow Instagram: @fourfatguysshow…
20: What Happened to Sugar Cubes?
Jun 13, 2018 • 59 min
Show Notes: cereal hacks, cookie chat, podcasting is dangerous business, Twitter polls, bat attacks, unpopular likes, fantasy football, death snail, nice house or nice location, The Purge only for real. Facebook: bit.ly/FFGonFB Twitter: @fourfatguysshow…
19: Nuts in a Jar
Jun 6, 2018 • 55 min
Topics of Conversation: Walmart family tree, food quandaries, Roach’s cereal, Jeff’s secret spending pranks, listener shout outs, Stub’s advice column, tool time confessions, speed round would you rather Facebook: bit.ly/FFGonFB Twitter: @fourfatguysshow…
18: The House Gets a Cut
May 30, 2018 • 54 min
Topics of Conversation: way too hot, nude sandwich advertisements, water bottle chat, TBS: the Big Bang network, technical difficulties, the FFG American Dream, reading glasses at dinner, wishing wells, Roach’s financial advice, Dax tweets, getting off…
17: How Do Chickens Work?
May 23, 2018 • 53 min
Show Notes: Jeff takes his boots off, much to everyone’s enjoyment. With our listeners, it really is a small world. Some Royal Wedding chatter. Previously, on Stub’s Diabetes Adventure. Twitter poll recap. Grocery store bathroom problems. We literally…
16: Never Shake with a Scruncher
May 16, 2018 • 46 min
Show Notes: Gramma’s illuminating fashion choices. Some timely Super Bowl hot takes. Jeff takes an on-air butt dial. Stub and Roach debate who would be the best celebrity to Freaky Friday with. Jeff decides he’s seen all entertainment, and Roach decides…
15: Pizza Crimes
May 9, 2018 • 53 min
Show Notes: Some new restaurant tragedies from Jeff. Josh throws out a new segment and fails miserably. Roach is concerned about the pizza police. Ryan is curious about being chased by horror villains. Stub wants to know the best options among some bad…
14: Cousin Love
May 2, 2018 • 55 min
Show Notes: How do we talk to people? Roach’s cultural touchstones are non-existent. We recap some of our greatest(?) hits. We return to Roach’s Rants: down with the royal family. Fingerlegs or Legfingers? Draft your family or draft your coworkers? We do…
13: Bobo’s Coco Butt
Apr 25, 2018 • 51 min
Show Notes: Jeff turns the studio into a sauna. We review some new and old Netflix options while eating doughnuts. Stub lost a battle to Skittles. Roach’s bowling incident. City Mouse vs. Country Mouse: Battle Royale. Wood Appreciation Day. A quick…
12: Godzilla is an Internet Black Hole
Apr 18, 2018 • 53 min
Show Notes: We get a rude email. The guys recap their Man Week experience, including a few classic Roach moments. We review some movies. Could a dragon beat a dinosaur? Is Godzilla a dinosaur? Ryan gives some hot takes on Wrestlemania. Roach is a…
11: Are We Smooth?
Apr 11, 2018 • 40 min
Show Notes: We tackle our FIRST LISTENER QUESTION by baring our souls and laying out our most embarrassing moments. Stub’s first day of fifth grade was… rough. Jeff isn’t getting a record deal anytime soon. Ryan worries about mice laying eggs. Stub’s wife…
10: Scout Skills
Apr 4, 2018 • 53 min
Show Notes: Be thankful podcasts don’t have smell-o-vision. Are we doing the thumbs up? Ryan pitches a Naked and Afraid spin-off starring the Four Fat Guys… any takers? Roach craft brews some Mountain Dew. We trim the week down a day. The listeners always…
9: Hi Isaac Newton, My Name’s Roach
Mar 28, 2018 • 49 min
Show Notes: Wait, we’re on? Stub learns how to drink. Fast Food Showdown. Roach definitely knows how to pronounce Canada, trust us. The dessert family tree. Roach tells the tale of the best pie he ever had. Three of the guys do some trip planning. What…
8: How Long Do I Have to Endure This?
Mar 19, 2018 • 50 min
Show Notes: March is when you make Super Bowl picks, right? Ryan plays Candy Crush. Josh goes car shopping while Stub runs some hypotheticals. Roach is all business in the morning. We finally started doing show prep! We debate what sport we’d be best at.…
6: We Know Our Vegetables… Are You Proud?
Mar 14, 2018 • 48 min
Show Notes: Stub wants to know if you can buy shirts on the internet. Our new travel podcast is very Yellowstone-centric. Roach wants to go to Twin Peaks. Jeff wants to run some financial analysis on our podcast. Roach likes math… and refrigerators. Some…
7: Chocolate Chip Oatmeal
Mar 14, 2018 • 43 min
Show Notes: Six episodes in, Josh has a mic, but still not much appreciation. Did Roach just brag about his BMs? Stub is an excellent driver. Ryan has some strong feelings about ketchup. Just FYI: Stub has diabetes. Roach auditions for Food Network. Wait,…
1: Dinner Plans
Mar 5, 2018 • 41 min
Show Notes: Is Ryan a sexy Darth Vader? Stub wants to hang out with dinosaurs. Ryan thinks zombies are real. Jeff has big plans for our first paycheck. PSA: Stub has diabetes. Roach is a fumigator. Stub doesn’t understand restaurants. Jeff complains about…
2: Less-than-Super Heroes
Mar 5, 2018 • 38 min
Show Notes: Roach has a new segment idea. Stub loves “Countdown to Christmas” on the Hallmark channel. Who’s losing their fingers? Jeff wants to know how podcasts work. Roach is uncomfortable with the idea that people might actually like this show. Jeff…
4: Let’s Go Find a Bigfoot
Mar 5, 2018 • 44 min
Show Notes: Ryan overslept. We try to figure out which generation sucks the most. Should we have bought enough mics for everyone? Are we a real podcast? Roach wants his face on some merch. We go monster hunting and Jeff overcomes his Bigfoot fears. Ryan…
3: It’s Just a Duck!
Mar 5, 2018 • 49 min
Show Notes: Standard definition Roach. Ryan still wants sponsors. Some very timely NFL chatter. Disney Christmas vacation reviews. PSA: Stub has motion sickness. Josh is very appreciated for his production skills. Roach doesn’t want to win the lottery. We…
5: We’re Not a Charity… Right?
Mar 5, 2018 • 42 min
Show Notes: Roach accidentally grew a beard. We yell at Ryan for being late in the future. Josh gets so much appreciation. Jeff sells light bulbs during the Super Bowl. Ryan is a modern day leprechaun. Jeff still doesn’t know how podcasts work. Is that…