Don't Tell Our Wives: Warm Beer, Cheap Comedy, and News

Don't Tell Our Wives: Warm Beer, Cheap Comedy, and News

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What happens when you put comedians in front of microphones around a pool table? While we do end up playing with the balls and cue sticks, we search the deepest parts of every place (mainly the Internet, and ourselves) for funny news stories, pop cultu…


Miley Cyrus Obsession,Tupac is Alive,How To Eat Ramen and Hot Dogs,Coffee Plane Emergency,Impersonating Cop for Snacks - Ep. 51 - Funny News Comedy
Oct 4 • 28 min
People almost died because of coffee….and someone gets arrested over snacks.
Area 51 Invasion,Cash Thief Game Show,Tiny Porn Star Stabbing,Illegal Pig Seamen,Body Wash Tasting - Ep. 50 - Funny News Comedy
Sep 27 • 21 min
A porn star stabs her boyfriend and people are importing pigs for all the wrong reasons.
UK Toilet Violence,How to End Conversations,Kardashians,People Suck,Angry Australia Vegans,Meth Delivery Man Car Crash - Ep. 49 - Funny News Comedy
Sep 20 • 22 min
There are toilets that will attack you…and Honch is really upset about certain Vegans.
Strip Club School,Worst 1st World Problems,Taco Bell App,Dirtiest Porn Ever,Donald Trump Drugs - Ep. 48 - Funny News Comedy
Sep 13 • 23 min
We start off this episode with the story of a religious school opening in what used to be a strip club in a strip mall. If you’ve ever been to one, there is probably some major renovations needed, including glitter removal. I guess there’s a reason …
Prison Escape,Telemarketers,Jail Love,TV Dumping,Stupid Music - Ep. 47 - Funny News Comedy
Sep 6 • 25 min
Prison gender reveal (sort of), and wasting a telemarketers time…less than a man in a TV costume.
Meat Pants Thief,Jail Stories,How to Quit Your Job,Crazy Karate Florida Man,Longest Toilet Break Belgium,ESPN - Ep. 46 - Funny News Comedy
Aug 30 • 28 min
Man puts brisket in his pants (with propane), and terrible ideas on how to quit your job.
Drunk Waterpark Tsunami,Sun Energy Sucking,Hunger Games President,Bad Job Titles - Ep. 45 - Funny News Comedy
Aug 23 • 26 min
Should we run for President? Probably not. We’ll just keep talking about water park Tsunamis.
Awful World Records,McDonalds Gun Shots,Arbys Meat Carrot,Reddit Questions - Ep. 44 - Funny News Comedy
Aug 16 • 27 min
Bad record breakers, and fast food giants losing their minds (or maybe its the customers).
Las Vegas Invasion,Classy Insults,Woman Marries Dog,Canada Razor Freakout - Ep. 43 - Funny News Comedy
Aug 9 • 26 min
Grasshoppers invade Las Vegas and women is fed up with dating, marries her dog. Canada hates razors.
Tesla Drivers,Cleaning Oragami Thief,Naked Scooting,Meat Life,Nude Mail,Minor Inconveniences on Reddit - Ep. 42 - Funny News Comedy
Aug 2 • 29 min
Funny news…wish a side of house cleaning thief, nude scooter driver, and minor inconveniences.
Drunk Soccer,Bar Food,Mumble Rap,Reddit,Stupid People Accidents,Gross Travel Story- Ep. 41 - Funny News Comedy
Jul 26 • 25 min
Comedy, news, and a dip in the hot tub.
BONUS NSFW - Honch Couldn’t Turn Off Porn on His Phone - Ep. 40.5 - Funny News Comedy
Jul 19 • 1 min
porn,sex,funny,hilarious,pornhub,howardstern,gross,bonus
Ben Stein,Car Google GPS Fail,Drug Test,Bad Idea,Gender vs Food,Pizza- Ep. 40 - Funny News Comedy
Jul 19 • 24 min
Funny news comedy, with some tanks, a weird drug story, food, and really bad GPS directions
Death Cafe,Gaming Clans,Deadpool,Hotel Breakfast Fights - Ep. 39 - Funny News Comedy
Jul 12 • 24 min
A cafe with coffin, overly serious games, and fighting people for continental breakfast.
Divorced Lottery Winner,Weird Reddit Q on Strippers,Crazy Hotel Story - Ep. 38 - Funny News Comedy
Jul 5 • 29 min
A possible drug addict breaks into Honch’s hotel room. The best things happen to Honch.
Insane eBay TSA Toy Review,Pools,Live Tiger Prom Mistake,Trapped in Car,Idiot Bank robber,Grandpas Soup,Life Saving Tips - Ep. 37 - Funny News Comedy
Jun 28 • 23 min
Comedy..comedy…some news and a tiger at prom with a hint of idiot bank robber.
Girlfriend Cheeseburger Assault,80’s Movies,Hookers,Cheapest Purchases,Stolen Penguin,Top Reddit Questions,Fugitive Selfies - Ep. 36 - Funny News Comedy
May 24 • 22 min
As we kick of this Friday’s episode of Delay Radio, the Honch comes in via Skype because he can’t help but play around in Canada. It starts off with one of the best Florida man stories to date. A man in Florida has been charged with hit…
Facebook,Reddit Questions,Beard Germs,Walmart,Rants,Stranger Things,Hulu,Timeless,Sarah Gadon,11-22-63,James Franco,TV shows,Walking Dead ,Awkward Crying,People of Walmart - Ep. 35 - Funny News Comedy
May 17 • 33 min
Comedy…comedy…and people of Walmart, movies, and who knows what else.
Black Hole,Taco Bell,Playstation,Buying Stars,Space Billboards,Hunger Games,Dad Jokes,Sea Turtles- Ep. 34 - Funny News Comedy
May 10 • 26 min
Black Holes, bad dad jokes, and turtles. And some comedy and tangents…
Stupid Movie Idea,Jennifer Aniston,Friends,Punny News Headlines,Monty Python,Dad Jokes - Ep. 33 - Funny News Comedy
May 3 • 23 min
On this weekly episode of Delay Radio, we have Jethrow stepping away from his crazy business ideas. From the echo chamber (we have no idea what happened). Jethrow wants to shoot a movie about Helen Keller from the perspective of Helen Keller (sorry….
Bad Spouse Taxidermy,Alexa,Kanye West,Used Birds,Scary Toilets,Hotel Sex,Tinder for Cows,Reddit,Bowling Sewage - Ep. 32 - Funny News Comedy
Apr 26 • 28 min
On this weekly episode of Delay Radio, we start off with a completely off the mark introduction, including of Honch, who leans back constantly every week. This time we lay down the rules, and maybe we’ll just take the mic to his face.We disc…
Selling Weed,Bad Social Media,Sex Emojis,TGI Friday SKINS,Bacon,Best Reddit Questions,3D Printed Lab Meat Alternatives - Ep. 31 - Funny News Comedy
Apr 19 • 23 min
From selling weed, sex emojis, leaving social media,bacon,cartoons,TGI Fridays,potato,screech from saved by the bell, and everything else that’s funny, including news.
ASR Whispering,Hot Barber Foam,Beer,Man Buns,Bad Business Ideas,TV Show Ideas, Texas Butt Hole Tickler Bandit, Poop App, Ask Reddit, Tumblr - Ep. 30 - Funny News Comedy
Apr 12 • 32 min
Creepy criminals, to barber foam, and strange apps for poop? Yeah, there’s an app for that.
Florida Man,Nasty Diet Foods,Odd Business Ideas,Ask Reddit,Twilight Zone,Dad Bods and Jokes,Mike Tyson, Bad Fortune Cookies,Joe Rogan - Ep. 29 - Funny News Comedy
Apr 4 • 26 min
We didn’t die. Comedy news is back, and we aren’t dieting and hope that Mike Tyson isn’t mad.
Drunk Birds,Halloween Movie,Post Malone,Ariana Grande’s Name,Animated Movies,Reddit,Legos,Fake News - Ep. 28 - Funny News Comedy
Oct 31, 2018 • 19 min
From Halloween to Fake news.
Bad College Advice,Macaroni Robbers,Googly Eyed Fish,Fake News Headlines - Ep. 27 - Funny News Comedy
Oct 19, 2018 • 22 min
What not to do in college, thieves get caught with macaroni, and fake eyes on fish. Weird, right?
Ruined fake jobs,worst bathroom stories,Cardi B,weird world records,fake news headlines - Ep. 26 - Funny News Comedy
Oct 5, 2018 • 34 min
Fake jobs, weird bathroom experiences, heaving breathing, thunder dumping…
Bad Porn Names,Elon Musk,Space Perfume..Grilled Pineapple,Shirt Smell Dating,Find Fake News Headlines including Lindsay Lohan and Kardashians - Ep. 25 - Funny News Comedy
Sep 28, 2018 • 30 min
Comedy, porn names, smells, fake news headline game.
World’s Longest Fingernails,Sound FX FAILS,Penis Flashing Soccer Coach in England,Reddit Questions about Presidents,Movies,Tom Cruise,MI6,Disney,Nebraska frog hostage,Liquid Big Mac at McDonalds,Skin Conditions - Ep. 24 - Funny News Comedy
Sep 7, 2018 • 31 min
Comedy, weird news, and drinking a burger through a straw. Any more questions?
Fire Tornadoes,California,Netflix,Sharts,Taco Bell,Creepiest Video Games,Scary Squirrels in Germany,Bad Loading Screen Tips on Reddit,Dad jokes,Strange Dental Facts,Birds - Ep. 23 - Funny News Comedy
Aug 31, 2018 • 31 min
Comedy, news,more comedy, some more news, obscure video game references, and creepy stuff.
Worst Careers,Life Ruined,Beer,Fake Degree,Stress Banana,Top Reddit Questions,Trainee Jail,Escaped Goats…Jackpot,boobs,send nudes - Ep. 22 - Funny News Comedy
Aug 24, 2018 • 26 min
Jackpot goats..not money, a man’s life ruined, fake degrees, questions from reddit, beer.
6 yr Old McDonalds Burger on eBay, Wife Coffee Corpse,BBC,Viagra Lawsuit,Reddit Temptations,Wrestlers, Ice Cream Sandwiches, Ray Romano, Ramen Noodles, Jurassic World - Ep. 21 - Funny News Comedy
Aug 17, 2018 • 29 min
Funny news and comedy - from bad coffee orders to ramen noodles, to wrestlers.
Women,Baseball Food Destroys Face,Reddit Life Lessons,Seinfeld Fantasizing,Volcano Cooking,Would You Rather R. Kelly- Ep. 20 - Funny News Comedy
Aug 12, 2018 • 29 min
Cooking on Volcanoes to Getting Electrocuted by Scissors..that’s gotta be news comedy
Buying Lube on Amazon,Nicolas Cage and Muppets,Jurassic Park,Moon Dust vs NASA, Kardashians,Bad Interview Questions, DMX is Kid Rock - Ep. 19 - Funny News Comedy
Jul 20, 2018 • 24 min
Lube on Amazon, Muppets,Moon Dust, Kardashians, Kid Rock, DMX…what happened?
Cops Bust Guy With Gun Tattoo, Things Falling from SKY, Interupting Idiots,Free booze on Southwest Airlines? - Ep. 18 - Funny News Comedy
Jul 13, 2018 • 34 min
Cops bust guy with gun tattoo, planes are dropping stuff, and ice cream.
Rat Eats $18,000,Poop Train Update,Skipping School,Screwing up Computers,Dying on Oregon Trail - Ep. 17 - Funny News Comedy
Jul 6, 2018 • 28 min
Comedy news..everything from croutons in the shower to dying on Oregon Trail.
Play-Doh Smells,Dumb Criminals, Stupidest Fears,Time Travel Goals,Best Reddit Questions of The Week - Ep. 16 - Funny News Comedy
Jun 22, 2018 • 22 min
From the smell of Play-Doh, to questions from Reddit, to fears of kid slime, bees, and time travel.
Stormy Daniels Makes America Horny Again, Donald Trump’s Naked Statue and Tiny Hands - Ep. 15.5 BONUS - Funny News Comedy
May 30, 2018 • 5 min
Stormy Daniels…statue of Trump…national tour. You fill in the blanks. Pure comedy.
Top Stupid Things to Do,Super Troopers 2,Bear eats Ice Cream,Fake British Accents, 440 lb Bear Dog FAIL, Throwing Pizza at Cars - Ep. 15 - Funny News Comedy
May 25, 2018 • 24 min
Top dumb things to do (throwing pizza at cars), bear eating ice cream..and 440 lb bear is not a puppy.
Luarel or Yanny? Brainstorm…Green Needle. Pizza and Jagermeister Cough Syrup - Ep. 14.5 BONUS - Funny News Comedy
May 23, 2018 • 5 min
We talk a lot between episodes…such as this whole Laurel and Yanny mess..
Star Wars Airport, Cryogenic Allergies, Minnesota Accent, Cheap Legal Advice, Arbys Coke, Fresh Beef, Video Game Character Names - Ep. 14 - Funny News Comedy
May 18, 2018 • 24 min
Comedy news..everything from Star Wars to famous people that have died from STD’s..oh and Arby’s has coke.
Kicked out of Avengers Infinity War, Stolen Fajitas, Airport Security Frisking, Panic Attacks - Ep. 13 - Funny News Comedy
May 11, 2018 • 26 min
man goes to prison for fajitas, getting kicked out of the movie Avengers Infinity War, and airport frisking
North Korea’s Kim Jong Un’s Worst Nicknames, man wants to know if he’s dead, terrible late night snacks, creepy music video, hot dog water and warm beer - Ep. 12 - Funny News Comedy
May 4, 2018 • 23 min
We have no idea what just happened. We discuss North Korea, a man who thinks he’s dead, late night snacks, and drinking of hot dog water.
Man attacked by shark, bear, and snake. Obnoxious vegans, New pizza cereal, Alabama poop train from New York . - Ep. 11 - Funny News Comedy
Apr 27, 2018 • 19 min
Attacking animals, obnoxious vegans, and poop trains? What the heck is going on!?
Bitcoin scamming raccoon, drug dealer calls 911, loot crates, sweaty dating tips - Ep. 10 - Funny News Comedy
Apr 20, 2018 • 27 min
Bitcoin con gets conned, drug dealer calls 911, and sweaty dating tips.
Flat Earthers,Tide Pods,Gamers,Strippers,Bill Nye,Monster Trucks,Dinosaurs,Murder Hobos - Ep. 9 - Funny News Comedy
Apr 13, 2018 • 25 min
Flat Earther fails a rocket launch, Tide Pods look delicious, and you should huff strippers. So much more went on, but wow..what a week.
Most expensive Uber?, iPhone locked for 25 million minutes, dream interpretation, hiding at your job. - Ep. 8 - Funny News Comedy
Apr 6, 2018 • 25 min
Never drunk and Uber. You’ll pay. We discuss getting locked out of iPhones for ETERNITY. And we do it showing a few cold symptoms…and we interpret a few dreams along the way.
Dead man is alive, Inception, peeing in Elevators, rich like Kardashians? - Ep. 7 - Funny News Comedy
Mar 30, 2018 • 25 min
Funny news is comedy..trying proving you are not dead to your home country, would you be a Kardashian? How to give terrible friend advice…not including peeing on Elevators.
Stephen Hawking’s voice, stolen gold bars, KFC, dirty dentist - Ep. 6 - Funny News Comedy
Mar 24, 2018 • 22 min
Stephen Hawking’s voice will live on..in us for sure. As will the KFC Colonel hold a snake (in a dream of course). We take a trip down the black hole of funny news with a bit of science…and comedy.
Drunk with the cops, heavy petting, poutine - Ep. 5 - Funny News Comedy
Mar 16, 2018 • 33 min
You can drink some some cops in Canada, or we can ruin bacon bits and mac n cheese for you forever.
Brain surgery, Wish app, Darth Vader helmets, beer foam - Ep. 4 - Funny News Comedy
Mar 9, 2018 • 33 min
Funny news is comedy..well sorta. It is when you get shot in the head, but live..and the dude gets assault charges. That and other brain games…and Mardi Gras beads.
Sex toy food delivery, tiny condoms, killer cheesecake - Ep. 3 - Funny News Comedy
Mar 2, 2018 • 27 min
We discover how sex toys can deliver you mouth watering meal and tiny condoms.
Tattoo fails, pranking a cop Home Alone style, and Transformers vs Harry Potter - Ep. 2 - Funny News Comedy
Feb 23, 2018 • 29 min
Maybe don’t get that Chinese symbol tattoo or eat blowfish..or Home Alone the cops.
Top Valentines Day fail, dating tips, bad burritos, and sleep shopping - Ep. 1 - Funny News Comedy
Feb 14, 2018 • 20 min
When does Valentines day go completely wrong? And have you ever sleep shopped?