Sh*t Happens When You Party Naked

Sh*t Happens When You Party Naked

www.teamalme.com/partynakedpodcast
Bad is Forgivable, Boring Never Is


F*k 2019 Because…
Jan 10 • 122 min
Our Cantankerous Farewell to 2019!
2019 Party Naked Christmas Special!
Dec 23, 2019 • 89 min
The raucous Holiday celebration you’ve come to expect from the Party Naked Pod!
The Author, Not the Stripper
Dec 18, 2019 • 88 min
Or: Why Does Star Wars Suck So Bad?
Friday of African Descent
Dec 2, 2019 • 66 min
Don’t tell the cops there’s a whole Friday that is black!!
Patriarchy Sauce
Nov 21, 2019 • 60 min
Can you smell what the PATRIARCHY is cookin’?!
Slumming It with Slumdog Millionaire
Nov 12, 2019 • 96 min
Reverse-Trolling Indian Podcast Promoters: The Mysha Chronicles
Spooky Sh*t Happens When You Party Naked in a Graveyard at Midnight
Oct 28, 2019 • 99 min
Team Alme Halloween Special 2019
Words Will Always Hurt Them
Oct 20, 2019 • 61 min
Sticks and stones never did anything to me, but words molested me as a child
Gay Chicken 2020
Oct 10, 2019 • 55 min
Because Gay Chicken is OPEN on Sundays!
Mom I’d Like to Friend
Sep 27, 2019 • 63 min
with actress-comedian Judy Jean Kwon
Rollin’ with Tyler Anson (cause he ain’t walking)
Sep 12, 2019 • 70 min
(cause he ain’t walking)
Presumption of Paternity
Aug 24, 2019 • 87 min
That’s my baby…?
Blah Blah F*ckin’ Blah
Aug 4, 2019 • 61 min
(we had a baby)
Where There’s Smoke
Jul 20, 2019 • 86 min
Team Alme + Team Fowler Together Again!
Blow Your Mind Not Your Load
Jun 19, 2019 • 97 min
Three White Guys Talkin’ About Race & Politics
Helter Skelter Sandwich
Jun 6, 2019 • 37 min
Team Alme uncovers the official sandwich of the Third Reich!
Takin’ Shots with Jodie B
May 23, 2019 • 89 min
D*cks Cut for Harambe!
The Slimmer Circle: Breakfast or Nah?
May 5, 2019 • 31 min
Is Eating Breakfast Good for You?
It’s Rainin’ Potato
Apr 18, 2019 • 98 min
Potato Boys Teach Team Alme About Millennial Culture
Who Want That Smoke?
Mar 31, 2019 • 86 min
Cause you can get it!
1 Year Anniversary Roast of Team Alme
Mar 19, 2019 • 117 min
Celebrating One Year of Partying Naked!
Sally Kohn & The Opposite of Hate
Mar 2, 2019 • 64 min
Or How to Not Be a Duckbag to People on the Internet!
Buddhism & Addiction Recovery with Valerie Mason-John (Vimalasara)
Feb 17, 2019 • 67 min
Comedy is Dead ep 1
Feb 6, 2019 • 92 min
It’s not funny! It was never funny!!
MLK Day Slop Bucket
Jan 22, 2019 • 63 min
“Das It Mane” - Ghandi
F*k 2018 Because…
Jan 10, 2019 • 65 min
Kissing 2018 Goodbye Team Alme Style!
A Visit from St. Nicholas (and Samuel L. Jackson)
Dec 23, 2018 • 33 min
The Sh*t Happens When You Party Naked Christmas Special!
NE Pods Will Do
Dec 21, 2018 • 79 min
Just a Pair of Married Couples Here
Bonus: Aussie Bogan Speech
Dec 18, 2018 • 22 min
The Most Australian Thing You’ll Ever Hear!
Sh*t Happens When Ya Piss Up in the Nuddy
Dec 5, 2018 • 96 min
Man Brain & SHWYPN Guide to Aussie Slang
Sketched Out & Partying Naked
Nov 16, 2018 • 83 min
The pride of the UNH comedy world!
Mad. Fat. Loud. Naked.
Nov 7, 2018 • 75 min
Heavyweight Chumps Party Naked
We Out Here with Ken Weaver of Massive Potions
Oct 24, 2018 • 67 min
No Sh*theads Allowed in this Post-Apocalyptic Beer Comic Podcast
No Offense, But We Have an Off Color Discussion
Oct 10, 2018 • 109 min
This is the Most Glorious of all the Holes
Team Alme “Plunges” Into Online Dating Culture
Sep 28, 2018 • 67 min
With Riley, Joey “Bin-Bin”, and Dave from The Plunge Podcast!
Never Follow Your Dreams, Kids! ft. Nolan Greg of You’re F!red
Sep 19, 2018 • 65 min
Rock Musician Nolan Greg is Back! (and still high AF)
Transformed with Guest Remi Adeleke
Sep 7, 2018 • 74 min
At One Point or Another, We’ve All Come to F*k Sh*t Up…
My Safe Word is “Keep Going” with Comic Alana Foden
Aug 27, 2018 • 64 min
Sexy Stuff Happens When You Party Naked
Comics Watching Comics Host Kevin Gootee
Aug 16, 2018 • 62 min
Word of the Day: Opalescent
Pine is Fine
Aug 7, 2018 • 68 min
Sh*t Gets Knotty!
The Semen Cup
Jul 27, 2018 • 58 min
The Sport Where There Are No Winners
Partying Naked and Other Bad Ideas
Jul 19, 2018 • 71 min
aka: Sh*t Happens When Adulting Naked
Parallel Parking the Oscar Weiner Mobile
Jul 10, 2018 • 66 min
And Other Unspeakable Sexual Acts - Spoken!
Are We the People of Walmart?!
Jul 2, 2018 • 51 min
Plus a mostly serious discussion about Superfoods
Conspiracies Declassified with Brian Dunning
Jun 23, 2018 • 73 min
If this is a simulation, someone needs to pull the plug…
Team Alme Dries Out
Jun 15, 2018 • 56 min
This week’s episode gets meta with Chrissy’s Dos and Don’ts of Podcasting. We also provide our Vets Count fundraiser info: we’re going to $1-up the single highest donation to the Beards, Beers, and Battle Scars fundraiser. Go to…
Alme Bros.’ Terrible Advice
Jun 8, 2018 • 57 min
Plus Male Fertility Updates!
“If I Die, Would Anybody Remember Me?”
May 31, 2018 • 58 min
Chrissy and Jason are joined by her father Earl and her brother PJ for a special Memorial Day episode filled with (borderline inappropriate) family love. They reveal that they peer-pressured Earl’s wife into hitting a THC oil-filled vape, and discuss…
Mo’ Money, Mo’ Housekeepers
May 23, 2018 • 62 min
Chrissy & Jason make a return to their drunken shenanigans after drying out last week. They quiz each other on Urban Dictionary Vocab words, Chrissy brings another quality Samuel L Jackson impersonation, and they discuss the difference between good…
Episode 14 - “Life is Amazing, and I Almost Lost it All”
May 16, 2018 • 73 min
Today we have a totally sober episode, and not just literally - we talk with our dear friend Scotty Mac about some pretty heavy topics. Scotty is a national-level bodybuilder and all around BMF, but life wasn’t always so great for him. Listen to this…
Episode 13 - Dx: Male Infertility, Unspecified
May 9, 2018 • 67 min
Jason & Chrissy discuss his upcoming semen analysis, because we can’t make an episode without discussing ejaculate. Chrissy belches so spectacularly that Jason couldn’t bring himself to edit it out before dispensing some light marriage advice and deciding…
Episode 12 - We Need to Talk About Millennials & Sandwiches
May 2, 2018 • 76 min
In our first podcast mashup we are joined by Meader and Pepin, the hosts of hit show “We Need to Talk,” for a really important discussion of the perception of millennials, sushi, sandwiches, sex toys, and hunting ethics/shake that bear. If you have strong…
Episode 11 - Rock Musician Nolan Greg
Apr 24, 2018 • 88 min
Featuring live performances from both Nolan & Jason! Although it should go without saying that Jason’s performance is whack, to put it kindly. Nolan Greg is the songwriter and singer for the Boston-based band “You’re F!red” and he sits down to chat music…
Episode 10 - Everyone Has Vaginitis
Apr 17, 2018 • 82 min
Jason tries several times to tell a story about yelling at an Asian kid very publicly over some donuts. Christina accuses everyone/thing of having vaginitis, and Earl talks about his first and only time smoking grass in no other place than Vietnam.
Bonus Episode: Movie Chat part 2
Apr 16, 2018 • 19 min
Much like making love to me, this episode is over quickly. Matt and I wrap our movie talk and get into the REAL important issues: boneless wings.
Episode 9 - Ready Player One Review & Movie Chat
Apr 11, 2018 • 55 min
Chrissy and Jason are joined by their old buddy Cafaro to give a belated review of Ready Player One. They also talk about Marvel vs. DCEU films and unpopular movie opinions. No one gets kicked in the groin.
Episode 8 - Anal Sphincters & Lab Grade Ethanol
Apr 3, 2018 • 64 min
Chrissy’s new pet name for Jason is causing her to remind him of Samuel L Jackson, so she reads one of his famous lines (very poorly), which leads to entirely too much discussion about Snakes on a Plane. We also talk about anal sphincter anatomy and what…
Episode 7 - MeriDEATH the Feminist Visits
Mar 26, 2018 • 65 min
Chrissy’s old friend MeriDEATH visits to chat feminism, how gross it is drawing hairy naked people, and Buddhism among other sh*t.
Episode 6 - Gun Violence & the 2nd Amendment
Mar 19, 2018 • 64 min
Jason chats with Earl & PJ Melanson about the recent Parkland shooting and student walkouts in current news (we also drink too much and say bad words).
Episode 5 - Jason & Chrissy Talk Sploshing
Mar 11, 2018 • 64 min
Is there overlap between the pleasures provided by sex and food? How different is it to enjoy a bacon cheeseburger versus a handjob? IDFK, we just watch people funnel Dr. Pepper up their vagingos.
Episode 4 - Jason & Uncle B. Chat
Mar 4, 2018 • 58 min
Jason and Uncle B talk about medicinal marijuana production, as well as what one must do with inconvenient erections.
Episode 3 - Drinkin’ with Earl & JoAnn
Feb 25, 2018 • 67 min
Jason & Christina share drinks with the chillest in-laws of all time: JoAnn & Earl.
Episode 2 - Chrissy & Jason Talk Fetish Porn
Feb 24, 2018 • 64 min
Dudes get kicked in the nuts for fun; Chrissy doesn’t understand this.
Episode 1 - Drinkin’ with Earl n JoAnn
Feb 21, 2018 • 74 min
Jason tests the limits of inappropriate conversation in front of his in-laws.