Taking the Cynic Route

Taking the Cynic Route

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Where Raunchy Wit and Nostalgia meet Bootleg Intellect.
15: Blowfly, Don’t Bother Soon-Yi
Sep 10 • 125 min
We welcome Beer Can Billy into the studio to share stories and opinions in that sweet, thick, terribly authentic Baltimore accent. We talked about gross people in public, Orioles baseball, and social media's impact on public opinion. We talked about the…
14: Robert De Niro gave my Koala the Clap
Aug 24 • 98 min
Scott Monahan drops by and spews his knowledge about. Guinea John reads about Incels. Bruce quotes "Last Tango in Paris" for us. We discuss Pro Wrestling, Joe Pesci, Martin Scorsese's career, The Lion King, Star Wars, Opie and Anthony. We talk about the…
13: If You Build It, I will Come…
Jul 24 • 90 min
Lucky No. 13 leaves no stones unturned and no laughs unheard. We discuss the horrible movie "Overboard," reminisce about wrestling, Mike Tyson, and O.J. Simpson. Guinea John stereotypically brings up "My Cousin Vinny" and Bruce brings up a list of the…
12: Snatchin’ Watches and Cloggin’ Toilets
Jul 11 • 103 min
Welcome to another fun-filled episode. Our guest, Polock Johnny shares some new poop stories. Guinea John rants about the Full House Hydra and MASN, once again. Bruce reminisces about his days working at the video store. We talk Easter, old school…
11: Harding/Kerrigan: When Taking a Knee Meant Something
Jun 25 • 93 min
This one is a grower not a shower. We kick it off with some travel talk which evolves into air disasters and naturally, 9/11. Robo-bees, drones, Lawnmower Man, and words that sound racist all make appearances in Episode 11. Sam Kinison, Antibiotics, Nancy…
10: Mr.Collins, Is That a Banana in Your Pocket?
Jun 5 • 80 min
We answer our first fan email from our first Patron! Sean asks about our opinion of Genesis, the plight of the banana and our other favorite podcasts. Guinea John asks if the news "spectrum" is purposefully dividing the people. We reminisce about our best…
9: Square Dancing in the Dark
May 22 • 93 min
In this episode we tap into the very wide shallow well of our intellects. We go from Cleveland talk, celebrity net worths, and then somehow to the origins of square dancing in gym class. We go over a list of the whitest white people things, touch on some…
8: Let’s Get Poo-litical
May 7 • 79 min
_We have our first in studio guest, Polock Johnny. We start off with some poo stories and then we get poolitical. We talk immigration, mass shootings, gun rights, and top it all off with the Mandella Effect. Do YOU remember the sweepstakes company Ed…
7: Supersize My McDLT
Apr 16 • 78 min
Vacation over. Back to our cynical selves in episode 7. We discuss everything from an old racist encyclopedia to service animals. Bruce goes over a terrible"90's" list, we reminisce about past McDonald's menu items and Guinea John gives us his best Chris…
6: Your Podcast is Gay
Apr 1 • 82 min
We go over a Podcast Pet Peeve list and then go into our very own pet peeves. Guinea John hates loud motorcycles, Bruce hates telemarketers, and Jeff hates protests. But we all love a good AC song. wink
5: Tales of the Pennsylvania Turdpike
Mar 18 • 85 min
We talk a lot about driving in this one. We look at a traffic pet peeves list, we discuss legalizing ganja, and reminisce about the terrible year, 2008. Buckle up because things get bumpy on the PA Turnpike.
4: Let’s Put Another 463 Shrimp on the Barbie…
Mar 8 • 55 min
On this episode we take an Australian slang quiz, watch an exorcism video, we talk about competitive eating, we link 9/11 to the New England Patriots, and Guinea John questions historical assassinations. Go ahead, give it a listen…
3: Would the Real Uncle Jesse Please Stand Up?
Feb 26 • 74 min
On this episode we discuss how KISS is garbage, how Dukes of Hazard Uncle Jesse is superior to Full House Uncle Jesse, eating healthy and how we know nothing about potassium, the end of Kevin Spacey, and Pulp Fiction vs Reservoir Dogs.
2: Shot Through the Fart
Feb 22 • 60 min
We discuss the vulnerabilities of balls, Bruce's trip to the 3D movie marathon, Guinea John's deep seeded hatred for Bon Jovi, and Jeff's colonoscopy. Yum, who wants dessert?
1: Poopin’ Ain’t Easy
Feb 22 • 83 min
We discuss personal poop stories, cirque du soleil, the origins of raspberry flavoring, italian stereotypes, sci fi versus fantasy, and we get way too personal with some butt health.