Taking the Cynic Route

Taking the Cynic Route

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Where Raunchy Wit and Nostalgia meet Bootleg Intellect.
8: Let’s Get Poo-litical
May 7 • 79 min
_We have our first in studio guest, Polock Johnny. We start off with some poo stories and then we get poolitical. We talk immigration, mass shootings, gun rights, and top it all off with the Mandella Effect. Do YOU remember the sweepstakes company Ed…
7: Supersize My McDLT
Apr 16 • 78 min
Vacation over. Back to our cynical selves in episode 7. We discuss everything from an old racist encyclopedia to service animals. Bruce goes over a terrible"90's" list, we reminisce about past McDonald's menu items and Guinea John gives us his best Chris…
6: Your Podcast is Gay
Apr 1 • 82 min
We go over a Podcast Pet Peeve list and then go into our very own pet peeves. Guinea John hates loud motorcycles, Bruce hates telemarketers, and Jeff hates protests. But we all love a good AC song. wink
5: Tales of the Pennsylvania Turdpike
Mar 18 • 85 min
We talk a lot about driving in this one. We look at a traffic pet peeves list, we discuss legalizing ganja, and reminisce about the terrible year, 2008. Buckle up because things get bumpy on the PA Turnpike.
4: Let’s Put Another 463 Shrimp on the Barbie…
Mar 8 • 55 min
On this episode we take an Australian slang quiz, watch an exorcism video, we talk about competitive eating, we link 9/11 to the New England Patriots, and Guinea John questions historical assassinations. Go ahead, give it a listen…
3: Would the Real Uncle Jesse Please Stand Up?
Feb 26 • 74 min
On this episode we discuss how KISS is garbage, how Dukes of Hazard Uncle Jesse is superior to Full House Uncle Jesse, eating healthy and how we know nothing about potassium, the end of Kevin Spacey, and Pulp Fiction vs Reservoir Dogs.
2: Shot Through the Fart
Feb 22 • 60 min
We discuss the vulnerabilities of balls, Bruce's trip to the 3D movie marathon, Guinea John's deep seeded hatred for Bon Jovi, and Jeff's colonoscopy. Yum, who wants dessert?
1: Poopin’ Ain’t Easy
Feb 22 • 83 min
We discuss personal poop stories, cirque du soleil, the origins of raspberry flavoring, italian stereotypes, sci fi versus fantasy, and we get way too personal with some butt health.