You Can't Do That
You Can't Do That
A Hockey Podcast
#29: Jumbo Jamie
Jan 9 • 68 min
Catie, Eva, and Rave groan about boring disappointments like the All-Star Game team rosters, welcome back “Jamie Benn” to discuss his public shaming, and confess their newfound love for [redacted]. Love yourself, girl!
#28: Kids And Their Devices
Dec 26, 2018 • 61 min
Hard to tell what’s messier, the most recent Caps/Pens game or the NHL teams’ fictional holiday gatherings to which your hosts have unceremoniously invited themselves this week. Also: Paul Kariya, Flyers in the parking garage, and donut discourse.
#27: A Hard Left Back to Chaos Town
Dec 19, 2018 • 88 min
This episode’s got a lot going for it, including a timely pulse check on the non-Capitals teams we’ve chosen (or been forced) to love and a hefty dose of real earnestness. [Also, a content warning: There’s some frank talk about mental health, including…
#26: Andre Burakovsky’s Growth Mindset Affirmation of the Week
Dec 12, 2018 • 62 min
Are Hallmark holiday movies an easy target for #jokes? Sure. Are we too good to dip from that well? Never ever. In addition: the hitting rubric, a Tinder full of Canucks, and something adjacent to “Gone Girl”-ing.
#25: Arena Mood Lighting
Dec 5, 2018 • 89 min
Catie has prepared a fresh batch of Tom Wilson Is The Greatest Hockey Player Of All Time juice and it’s time to take a f***in’ sip, babes. Other topics: haunted doll William Nylander, ideal goal songs, and a Dreamboat with flow.
#24: How To Neg A Man
Nov 21, 2018 • 71 min
Turn on the time machine! Professor Kelly is ready to whisk us back to the ’80s for a #defection bedtime story. Also: trades, tests, and Thanksgiving dinner guests. (By the way, listeners: We’re thankful for you. xoxo.)
#23: Capital L “Like” Capital T “That”
Nov 14, 2018 • 69 min
Do you revel in the suffering of your enemies, or are you the type to pretend your enemies don’t even exist? Doesn’t matter. This podcast endorses both.
#22: Severe Magician Face
Nov 8, 2018 • 74 min
Every part of this episode is inappropriate, up to and including the round of “Hockey or Livestock-y?” that we finally forced Eva and Kelly to play. Desperate times call for extra weird silliness, we don’t make the rules.
#21: Normcore Passing
Oct 31, 2018 • 71 min
While Rave is away, your remaining Halloween hosts explore the tenderness of axe-throwing and the sturdiness of a certain 6’5” Minnesotan. Plus: Eva recounts her first visit to Grittyville. BOO!!
#20: Someone’s Canuck-in’ At Your Door
Oct 24, 2018 • 79 min
Check out our spooky YA fantasy world! It’s filled with the sultry sounds of Akon’s “Smack That” and loads of scared hockey goalies. Oilers overachiever Connor McDavid is already here and he says it’s very nice.
#19: Halloween? Or Niche Torture??
Oct 17, 2018 • 71 min
This episode contains a serious discussion of the ethics of violence in hockey. It also contains some erotíque imagines about hockey players wearing patently ridiculous Halloween costumes - you know, for balance.
#18: D***y Desensitization
Oct 10, 2018 • 67 min
Hockey’s back and so are Rave, Catie, Eva, and Kelly! This week: Irrational pissitude, the most horrible word, the psychology of dick-hitting, and more. Welcome home to our weirdness yurt.
#17: Listener Questions!
Oct 3, 2018 • 55 min
The final Summer Special of 2018 - yes, we know what month it is - comes from you, dear listeners. We’ve hand-picked some of your tastiest queries to answer, and we promise only two of them are about the NHL’s horrifying/wonderful new mascot. // NOTE:…
#16: The Ballad of Nicke & Ovi
Aug 24, 2018 • 90 min
In the second YCDT Summer Special, your hosts follow through on their threat to talk about [redacted] and [redacted]. It’s…[redacted]. // NOTE: This episode was recorded on Sunday, August 18.
#15: A Goat Named War Games (feat. Jason Rogers)
Jul 27, 2018 • 62 min
In our first Summer Special, we welcome to the pod Actual NHL Reporter Jason Rogers for talk of career paths, big chains, and - sorry sorry soRRY - animal semen. Sorry!! // NOTE: This episode was recorded on Saturday, June 21.
#14: Weekend At Backy’s
Jun 15, 2018 • 85 min
The Drunkington Sloppitals won the Stanley Cup and first of all, you’re welcome. Rave, Catie, Kelly, and Eva celebrate the win and the celebration itself in the Season 1 finale of YCDT. // NOTE: This episode was recorded on Monday, June 11.
#13: Hashtag Feminine Features
Jun 7, 2018 • 91 min
We’re on the cusp of [superstitious mumbling], so let’s distract ourselves! Topics for discussion: confusing feelings, good hair, “The Bachelorette”-style pick-‘ems, a ROBBERY??, and - at long last - One Direction. // NOTE: This episode was recorded on…
#12: Soft Filters and Star Wipes
Jun 2, 2018 • 62 min
This episode is like if we changed all the lyrics of Dua Lipa’s “New Rules” to be about the NHL. Plus: Catie’s DC welcome, Sidney Crosby’s sock puppet accounts, and love songs for Mikes Green and Latta. // NOTE: This episode was recorded on Thursday, May…
#11: Fizzing Like A Rocket Pop
May 25, 2018 • 56 min
To commemorate the occasion of the Washington Capitals reaching the Stanley Cup finals for the first time in 20 years, pod producers Laura and Danielle swoop in to ask some clarifying questions. // NOTE: This episode was recorded on Thursday, May 24.
#10: Thanks, Zodiac Hockey Dot Com
May 23, 2018 • 87 min
With Catie away, the remaining mystical coven members seek pre-Game 6 guidance and reassurance from - where else? - the tarot deck. Plus: Some compliments for Tampa Bay. // NOTE: This episode was recorded on Sunday, May 20.
#09: F Is For “Family of Werewolves”
May 16, 2018 • 90 min
This week your hockey coven moms balance the enormity of their emotions about the Caps’ playoffs performance so far with some normal mom-approved chitchat about, like, books and recipes and stuff? // NOTE: This episode was recorded on Monday, May 14.
#08: Playing For Love (And Spite)
May 9, 2018 • 87 min
Step into the YCDT time machine for a look back at life before the Washington Capitals officially advanced to the 2018 Stanley Cup conference finals. // NOTE: This episode was recorded on Sunday, May 6, with an update recorded on Tuesday, May 8.
#07: Chess on a Hockey Plane
May 2, 2018 • 72 min
Professor Kelly’s class is in session! Today’s topics: Totalitarian regimes, hints of the supernatural, and Rave’s dispatches from inside the bowels of Caps/Pens Game 2. // NOTE: This episode was recorded on Monday, April 30.
#06: Appreciate Our Daughter!!
Apr 25, 2018 • 85 min
Eva tries to restore balance to a negative world by wringing sincere compliments out of Kelly, Catie, and Rave about the teams they hate. Plus: Complicated viral-video reactions and a mean-eyed dreamboat.
#05: Enthusiastic Licking Consent
Apr 18, 2018 • 64 min
The wrong people are jousting, Brad Marchand is out here licking dudes, and we can barely tell the difference between professional sports commentary and descriptions of adult films. It’s the 2018 Stanley Cup playoffs.
#04 Bonus: Hockey Chirps Hall of Fame
Apr 13, 2018 • 11 min
Catie hosts a tour through some of the most patently ridiculous hockey player “insults” in memory. // YCDT is produced by Laura Reineke and Danielle Savoy. Our theme song is by Breakmaster Cylinder and our cover art is by Bethany.
#04: Golf. Space. My Dog.
Apr 4, 2018 • 80 min
Welcome to the dank interior of the re-used struggle bus, where your hosts have gathered (in person!) to examine topics as dumb as the Stanley Cup playoffs and as crucially relevant as socks and eggs.
#03 Bonus: Hockey Coven As
Mar 30, 2018 • 34 min
In a purely self-indulgent exercise, the girls discuss which Caps players they spiritually resemble and which positions they’d play - and for which teams - if they were actually players themselves.
#03: No Ethical Consumption Under Late-Stage NHL
Mar 21, 2018 • 76 min
As we all know, hockey is made up of a select few cats and extremely a lot of dogs. But which of them are worthy of this season’s Hart Trophy? And which are Dreamboats, but like, the dumpster kind? Let’s find out together!
#02 Bonus: A Little ‘Stitious
Mar 16, 2018 • 14 min
Eva leads a discussion about the superstitions that shape hockey players’ routines, from stick drawings to octopus sacrifices and everything in between. Plus, an update on our pal Diane.
#02: Schrödinger’s Dick
Mar 7, 2018 • 96 min
The girls are riding high after a shockingly enjoyable Caps win as they talk trade deadline dreams/drama, thirst traps vs. heart traps, and tips for a first-time hockey game attendee. Plus, unlikely animal friends!
#01 Bonus: Pitch Hockey 2 Me
Mar 2, 2018 • 12 min
Rave has piles of money. Catie, Kelly, and Eva have a fun and/or miserable proposal for what to do with it.
#01: Upsies For Fifi!
Feb 23, 2018 • 60 min
Gather ‘round for talk of Olympian attitudes, personal shopping, and the difference between “good” and “bad” fights. Plus, our inaugural nominees for Dreamboat of the Week. It’s hockey for everyone!!
Feb 21, 2018 • 1 min
Four enthusiastically self-righteous idiots, one beautiful mess of a sport.
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