Petty and Woke Podcast

Petty and Woke Podcast
Joi is very petty and Bohnes is very woke. Together they share their opinions, shady and not, on topics that range from celebrity gossip to mental health. They want to use this platform to start and continue conversations on mental health, feminism, wh…

The Show We Like
Aug 2 • 53 min
This week we tested the new format and we fucking love it.
Jul 26 • 48 min
This week Joi and Pearl discuss the fantastic story of Hamilton, and how Eliza just deserved better.
Our Lives as Zucchini
Jul 12 • 70 min
This week, we watched Life as a Zucchini and love it. We also hated some of it.
The S&M Sally Episode
Jul 5 • 53 min
This week, Pearl and Joi discuss the amazing BDSM low-budget masterpiece S&M Sally.
The 365 Days Episode
Jun 28 • 59 min
This week Pearl and Joi discuss the TRASH that is 365 Days. We also have a much needed witch corner.
2020 Jukebox
Jun 21 • 60 min
This week we discuss our 2019-2020 year in music! We also share our bath and skin-care rituals for some energy and self-love.
Jun 14 • 52 min
This week Pearl and Joi are just trying y’all. But we love you and hope you can have a laugh with us.
Open Your Purse
Jun 7 • 64 min
Joi and Bohnes discuss The Midnight Gospel
Don’t Trust FL, Zola
May 31 • 62 min
This week, Pearl and Joi read and react to Zola: The True Twitter Story.
Look at my PEN15
May 24 • 79 min
This week Joi and Bohnes discuss Hulu’s hit show PEN15.
Don’t Take Me Back to Eighth Grade
May 18 • 72 min
This week Joi and Bohnes review Bo Burnham’s Eighth Grade.
Just the Tip Poly Edition
Mar 22 • 54 min
Joi and Bohnes give you tips on how to enter and be in a polyamorous relationship. Hopefully, you get more than just the tip.
After Hours Check In
Mar 15 • 63 min
This week Joi and Bohnes crack open a cold one (and smoke some hot ones) and have a fun romp checking in with each other.
Two Adult Idiots
Mar 8 • 79 min
Back from a week break and we are pettier than ever! We discuss burn outs, the things we like, and why you should support women.
Am I the Butthole
Feb 23 • 62 min
This week, Joi and Bohnes sift through Reddit for some hot takes on AITA. Don’t be an asshole.
High Cholesterol
Feb 16 • 57 min
This week on Petty and Woke, we discuss seasonal depression and how to kick its ass.
Detachment Theory
Feb 9 • 40 min
This week, Joi and Bohnes discuss their morning routines and ways they detached from the hellish reality that is the Internet. How do you wake up?
Pills and Chakras
Jan 26 • 53 min
This week Joi and Bohnes discuss mental health and chakra alignment. Take your meds, bitch.
The You Episode
Jan 19 • 74 min
This week Bohnes and Joi talk about season 1 and 2 of You. Toxic relationships and murder? Sign me up!
Be Social and Relax
Jan 12 • 57 min
Joi schools Bohnes on socializing and Bohnes returns the favor for relaxing.
Yearly Themes, Witches!
Jan 5 • 58 min
Joi and Bohnes discuss new yearly themes and witchcraft in their lives.
Witches and Reads
Dec 22, 2019 • 55 min
Joi gets petty and Bohnes gets witchy on this episodes.
Experimental Phases
Dec 8, 2019 • 57 min
Joi and Bohnes run through a variety of topics from holiday grocery shopping to journal, morality versus reality to summer versus winter.
Cuffing Language
Nov 24, 2019 • 56 min
Learn the five languages of love in time for cuffing season.
Tell Me What’s Your Th-Th-Theme
Sep 23, 2019 • 44 min
*Ludacris Voice* We wanna h-h-help you achieve your goals
Steps to De-Stress
Sep 11, 2019 • 46 min
We need to relax….
Vexing Vulnerability
Aug 5, 2019 • 40 min
How vulnerable are you in friendships/relationships?
Golden Hour for Golden Showers
Jul 22, 2019 • 42 min
Get the absolute most out of the 24 hours we have. Beyoncé does.
Bitch, Let it Go
Jul 8, 2019 • 36 min
This week, Joi leads us through how to be a responsible empath (because it’s cancer season)
Woke AF
Apr 8, 2019 • 45 min
This week we discuss what it means to be “woke” in today’s society.
MINISODE: Your Graphics Are Terrible
Apr 1, 2019 • 21 min
In this minisode we discuss our thoughts and feelings on Solange’s new album ‘When I Get Home’.
Disney Sucks
Mar 26, 2019 • 65 min
It’s just an opinion, d00d.
Syllabus Day
Mar 18, 2019 • 59 min
This week we decided to ease back into the show by answering the question: If you had a class about your life, what books, albums, movies, and shows would be on the syllabus?
Petty Diamonds and Woke Gems
Mar 11, 2019 • 83 min
We are discussing all of the new forms, revelations and songs that happened in the SU Season 5 finale!
Sorry Mom
Mar 4, 2019 • 50 min
This week, Joi leads us in a discussion on inclusive sex education. Sorry Mom but, you might wanna skip this one
Sexy, Sex Flowcharts!
Feb 18, 2019 • 49 min
This week, Bohnes leads us in a conversation about consent within BDSM.
Let’s Talk About BDSM, Baby
Feb 11, 2019 • 45 min
This week Joi leads us in a conversation about BDSM and what that means to us and a few friends of the show.
Joi and Gretchen’s Infinitely Sexy Playlist
Feb 4, 2019 • 45 min
This week, we share some of our favorite songs to striptease to, to have sex to, and even some songs to center BDSM scenes around.
Our BDSM Meet - Cute
Jan 28, 2019 • 49 min
In a time long ago, when Tumblr was supportive of sex workers and NSFW content and TinyChat was very popular, two odd balls met on the internet. And it was through BDSM!
Thank You For Being a Fave
Jan 21, 2019 • 49 min
We discuss some of the “faves” that have been deemed problematic and give you some alternatives.
What’s Your Theme? 2019
Jan 16, 2019 • 54 min
This week, Gretchen leads us in a discussion on creating and maintain a yearly theme. Not a resolution but a theme.
Talk That Talk
Jan 7, 2019 • 45 min
This week, Joi leads us in a discussion on how to talk to people. Listen along as we dive into the different ways to communicate with others and how to communicate with yourself.
The Petties 2018
Jan 3, 2019 • 52 min
2018 was a lot. Full of amazing moments and people and various media. It was also full of trash. So we decided to have an awards ceremony to celebrate and berate the best and worst things from the previous year.
Wrapping Up the Present
Dec 27, 2018 • 50 min
This week, Joi leads us in a discussion on what we have accomplished in 2018.
Books Matter
Dec 17, 2018 • 43 min
Albums, like books and Black lives, matter”- Prince. This week Gretchen leads us into a discussion of one of our favorite past times: books.
Let Your Creative Flag Fly
Dec 10, 2018 • 45 min
This week we discuss Creativity, and why we need to create our own definition for it. Fight the system that we were raised in and begin to creative this week!
Holiday Fighting Spirit
Dec 3, 2018 • 49 min
……and we’re fighting. This week we recast and re-imagine some Christmas classics. It leads to revelations and some good old fashioned holiday arguing!
Mercury Retrograded All Over Me
Nov 26, 2018 • 54 min
This week on Petty and Woke, Gretchen leads us in a discussion about Mercury in retrograde and what that actually means.
Surviving the Holidays: Petty Edition
Nov 19, 2018 • 51 min
Is your family full of Republicans? Mean people? Or you just don’t want to deal with them? This week we give you practical tips on surviving the holidays.
Do You Remember…? Pt. 2
Nov 12, 2018 • 72 min
Gretchen leads us down the road of side-swept bangs, colored skinny jeans and vans!
Do You Remember…?
Nov 5, 2018 • 55 min
Join us in this series of nostalgic feelings and cringe fests as we adjust our bangs, change our top 10 list and turn up our Zunes.
Bodily Fluids
Oct 29, 2018 • 44 min
Gretchen leads this week with an in depth and hilarious conversation about crying and why it’s healthy.
Are You a Sociopath?
Oct 22, 2018 • 56 min
This week, Gretchen and Sevanna take a look into sociopaths and take an in depth quiz.
The Cards Are In Your Hands
Oct 15, 2018 • 37 min
This week we discuss tarot and how it can be a great resource for mental health.
In The Writing Room
Oct 9, 2018 • 53 min
This week we decided to create our own TV shows. Why the hell not?
Thorns and Roses
Oct 1, 2018 • 43 min
This week we discuss some celebrity topics like old times and tools we have used to grow in the past few weeks.
The Groove Is In The Heart
Sep 22, 2018 • 57 min
This week we discuss our deep rooted love for music and we might put some of yall on to some amazing artists. We also discuss our love for our amazing friends and why having a support system is important.
Food for Thought
Sep 3, 2018 • 49 min
This week we talk about FOOD! We love food and Gretchen led us in a discussion about that love
Friend Goals
Aug 27, 2018 • 59 min
Our friends are goals, your friends are foes yeah. This week we discuss friendship!
We are the Petty Gems Pt.2
Aug 20, 2018 • 66 min
Steven and the Crystal Gems got us shook once again.
Insured for $10,000
Aug 12, 2018 • 58 min
This week we are talking about hair care and being petty as hell.
We are the Petty Gems Pt.1
Aug 5, 2018 • 91 min
This week we are here to guide you through season 5 of Steven Universe and share our opinions and all the feels.
A Walk Up Memory Lane
Jul 29, 2018 • 64 min
This week we take a fun trip up memory lane, discussing how we were at ages 14, 18, and now.
Love Your Skin
Jul 23, 2018 • 44 min
This week we are talking about our poppin’ skin care routines. Come laugh with us.
The ABC’s of Petty and Woke
Jul 16, 2018 • 51 min
This week we decided to jump in on the ‘ABC’s with _” trend and share some of the things we care and believe in, while laughing our asses off.
It’s Raining Roses
Jul 2, 2018 • 87 min
This week on the Petty and Woke Podcast we discuss how to cope with the mental strain of this world, why Drag Race fans suck and some musicians who deserve roses
Turning L’s Into Lessons
Jun 28, 2018 • 120 min
This week we discuss open communication, expose some white feminists, discuss why you should mind your business, and gush over some majorly amazing and talented artists.
The Beyonce’ Theory
Jun 19, 2018 • 100 min
This episode came out 2 days late but it’s a long one! We talk about The Carter’s New project and share some crazy conspiracy theories.
Laughing and Acceptance
Jun 12, 2018 • 89 min
This week we discuss how to accept and push forward in difficult situations. We also celebrate all of the Black creatives winning and shade major corporations that can’t seem to get it together.
Sh*ts and Giggles
Jun 4, 2018 • 82 min
Welcome to Gretchen’s Fun Time Fun Ass As Fuck Fun Time!
Don’t Sleep On Yourself
May 28, 2018 • 85 min
This week we discuss meditation and how to full be present, while also dismantling the Nasty Man Club of Hollywood.
A Mood
May 21, 2018 • 79 min
We are reclaiming our time and we will not yield to our emotions!
Moms are the Sh*t
May 13, 2018 • 77 min
This week we try to gather our edges after the Met Gala and take some time out to love and appreciate moms.
Don’t Play Yourself
May 6, 2018 • 66 min
We discuss choice fatigue and gush over Janelle Monae’s genius.
You’re Canceled
Apr 28, 2018 • 70 min
This week was just full of trash that needed to be taken out.
Problematic Favs
Apr 14, 2018 • 76 min
Sevanna and Gretchen got lit and talked about some of our problematic favs
Name Yourself
Apr 6, 2018 • 96 min
New month, new host, new format, new frame of mind.
Procrastination w/ Taubrea
Feb 10, 2018 • 62 min
I have my best friend, Taubrea, with me and we talk about procrastination and our life songs.
Good Vibes and Feminism
Feb 2, 2018 • 14 min
The first of many episodes.