Rants From The Black Lodge

Rants From The Black Lodge

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Pop culture enthusiast, Brandon A. Lane shares views and insight on the making and lasting impact of films… some films are better than others.


Hatchet (2007)
Jul 1 • 118 min
Horror has many faces and has gone by many names but in the case of Adam Green’s Hatchet horror answers to the name Victor Crowley. So, buckle up Rant Army because tonight we head deep into the Honey Island Swamp in pursuit of a question… Has Victor…
The People Under the Stairs (1991)
Jun 1 • 138 min
This month the Rant From the Black Lodge Podcast descend into the macabre mind of horror directing legend, Wes Craven with a retrospective of 1991’s The People Under the Stairs. As we chronicle Wes Craven’s urban fairy tale the Rant Army were lucky…
The Real Ghostbusters (1986-1991)
May 1 • 141 min
Since the inception of the Rants From the Black Lodge Podcast one topic has been a constant. Ghostbusters, the 1984 supernatural comedy, although initially intended to be a stand alone film went on to birth one of animation’s most popular series and…
The Exorcist (1973)
Apr 1 • 171 min
In 1973 the landscape of horror was shaken to its core with release of what man consider the scariest film of all-time, The Exorcist. The macabre tale of family’s descent in the wake of a child’s possession by a demonic entity playfully known as…
Friday the 13th (1980)
Mar 1 • 80 min
May of 2020 will mark the 40th anniversary of Mrs. Voorhees’ long night at Camp Blood but being that we have an actual Friday the 13th on the calendar in March we gotta celebrate now. Who better to enjoy the festivities of 40 years of slasher mayhem…
Nightmare on Elm Street 2: Freddy’s Revenge (1985)
Feb 1 • 121 min
Our 3rd annual “Spend Valentine’s with the Man of Your Dreams” Freddy Krueger extravaganza kicks off with an intro from “Horror’s First Male Scream Queen” and star of Nightmare one Elm Street 2, Mark Patton. However, we couldn’t possibly do “Freddy’s…
Texas Chainsaw Massacre III (1990)
Jan 1 • 151 min
What better way to ring in 2020 than by getting “Buzzed” by an in-depth look into the often forgotten slasher, Leatherface: The Texas Chainsaw Massacre III with a special introduction from the film’s star, William Butler. That in of itself would be an…
Detroit Rock City (1999)
Dec 1, 2019 • 132 min
It’s time to Rock and Roll over the holiday season with another KISSmas edition of the Rants From the Black Lodge Podcast focusing on 1999’s stoner comedy classic “Detroit Rock City.” However, KISSmas III is too big an event to bring to the Rant Army…
Troll 2 (1990)/Best Worst Movie (2009)
Nov 1, 2019 • 77 min
The Room, Oversexed Rugsuckers From Mars, Manos: The Hands of Fate or Plan 9 From Outer Space. These films are all worthy contenders to the title of “Best Worst Movie” but only ONE can reign supreme in this craptastic pantheon of so bad it’s good…
Halloween (2018)
Oct 1, 2019 • 130 min
The Fall season is in full swing and the Rant Army are ready for October with a full length feature commentary for 2018’s smash hit Halloween. Who better than Arrow in the Head’s James Oster aka Jimmy O to give this episode a grand introduction but the…
Never Hike Alone (2017)
Sep 1, 2019 • 62 min
The lawsuit between writer, Victor Miller and director, Sean Cunningham has seemingly buried the Friday the 13th film franchise six feet under but Jason Lives!… through content created by fans like Ben DeAtley from the Friday the 13th Network on…
The Evil Dead (1981)
Aug 1, 2019 • 123 min
730 Days and 24 episodes later the Rant Army step outside the Black Lodge and into the Deadite infested woods of Morristown, Tennessee, the filming location where Sam Raimi birthed his blood soaked masterpiece, The Evil Dead, to celebrate our 2 Year…
Pet Sematary (1989)
Jul 1, 2019 • 108 min
Listen along to the Rants From the Black Lodge Podcast as the dig up the beloved big screen adaptation of Stephen King’s Pet Sematary. However, to properly celebrate the film’s 30th Anniversary we had to call in for reinforcements and the call was…
Re-Animator (1985)
Jun 1, 2019 • 93 min
In a dark abyss of CGI drek a bright and shining beacon of practical effects pours through the Stuart Gordon directed, splatter classic, Re-Animator. The Rant Army welcome “The Monster Man” Legendary SFX Artist Cleve Hall to the Black Lodge to pay…
Demon Knight (1995)
May 1, 2019 • 106 min
Underappreciated but definitely not forgotten the Tales From the Crypt feature film, Demon Knight is spotlighted this month on the Rants From the Black Lodge Podcast. However, the Black Lodge has been accustom to visitors and this month is no different…
Suburban Commando (1991)
Apr 1, 2019 • 106 min
Believe it or not this isn’t an April Fool’s prank as the RANT ARMY go EXTREME on the 1991 Hulk Hogan “comedy” Suburban Commando. The RANT ARMY had to call in for reinforcements this month and the call was answered by none other than ECW (Extreme…
Leprechaun 3 (1995)
Mar 1, 2019 • 105 min
Pour an Irish whiskey, put on your nicest kilt and download the newest episode of the Rants From The Black Lodge Podcast for Leprechaun 3 featuring a guest appearance from director, Brian Trenchard-Smith.Host: Brandon A. LaneCommentator: Fat…
Nightmare on Elm Street 4: The Dream Master (1988)
Feb 1, 2019 • 131 min
Love is in the air so what better way to spend Valentine’s Day than with the Man of Your Dreams… or in this case NIGHTMARES. Listen along as the Rant Army watches A Nightmare on Elm Street 4: The Dream Master featuring an audio intro from star Tuesday…
Day of the Dead (1985)
Jan 4, 2019 • 107 min
2018 is in the can and like a drunken juggernaut we plow into 2019 with a full length running commentary for the 1985 George A. Romero zombie classic, Day of the Dead. Listen along with the Rant Army as they discuss the most polarizing entry of Romero’s…
Scooby-Doo! and KISS: Rock and Roll Mystery (2015)
Dec 7, 2018 • 92 min
‘Tis the season to Rock and Roll all night and party every day with the Rant Army as they celebrate KISSMAS by watching Scooby-Doo! and KISS: Rock and Roll Mystery.Host: Brandon A. LaneCommentator: Phatphuk ScottSponsor: NGW WrestlingSpecial Thanks:…
Ghoulies (1985)
Nov 21, 2018 • 94 min
The Rants From the Black Lodge crew celebrate crossing the 1,000 member threshold in the Facebook group with the announcement of an upcoming bonus episode but til that comes to pass the members of the Rant Army can enjoy our feature length running…
Halloween 4: The Return of Michael Myers (1988)
Oct 5, 2018 • 103 min
With the 40th Anniversary of John Carpenter’s seminal slasher “Halloween” and the newest installment of the long running horror series nearing release, the Rant Army break down the 4th movie in the franchise and celebrate the Return of Michael Myers….
Ready to Rumble (2000)
Sep 13, 2018 • 123 min
It’s time once again to crawl up from horror hell and climb into the bizarre ring of professional wrestling. Listen along with the members of the RANT ARMY as they lay the smack down on the David Arquette comedy, Ready to Rumble featuring a run in from…
Ghostbusters II (1989)
Aug 11, 2018 • 113 min
365 days of nonsense culminates with the 1 year anniversary episode of the RANTS FROM THE BLACK LODGE PODCAST. Join the RANT ARMY in celebration and watch along to the 1989 supernatural comedy Ghostbusters II. Host: Brandon A. Lane Sponsors: NGW…
Jason Goes To Hell: The Final Friday (1993)
Jul 13, 2018 • 105 min
Director Adam Marcus visits the residents of the Black Lodge as they discuss the highly polarizing 9th entry of the Friday the 13th series, Jason Goes To Hell. Host: Brandon A. Lane Commentators: Stankdik Eddy and Phatphuk Scott Sponsors: NGW WRESTLING…
Trick Or Treat (1986)
Jun 5, 2018 • 114 min
October 31st comes only once a year but in the Black Lodge where time and space have no meaning we decide to review a Halloween themed movie in June because… fuck it. Throw up the devil horns and listen along with the RANT ARMY as they headbang to the…
Killer Klowns From Outer Space (1988)
May 1, 2018 • 93 min
The residents of the Black Lodge celebrate the 30th Anniversary of the cult horror comedy Killer Klowns From Outer Space. The RANT ARMY discuss why clowns are so feared in relation to this iconic cinematic circus. Host: Brandon A. Lane Commentators:…
Friday the 13th Part VI: Jason Lives (1986)
Apr 12, 2018 • 97 min
Celebrate this Friday the 13th with the residents of the Black Lodge as they reminisce of all things Jason Voorhees and franchise favorite entry Jason Lives. Host: Brandon A. Lane Commentators: Stankdik Eddy & PhatPhuck ScottPlease support the…
Leprechaun (1993)
Mar 9, 2018 • 99 min
Celebrate St. Patrick’s Day with Warwick Davis in his signature role as the gold coveting Leprechaun. The RANT ARMY return to the Black Lodge to explore the world of the Irish terror known as the Leprechaun. Host: Brandon A. Lane Commentators: Fuckin’…
Nightmare On Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors (1987)
Feb 20, 2018 • 101 min
If anything can go wrong… it will. The Spend Valentine’s Day with the Man of Your Dreams Nightmare On Elm Street 3 commentary due to a series of strange events was delayed a week but the wait is well worth it. The RANT ARMY dive headlong into Freddy’s…
No Holds Barred (1989)
Jan 11, 2018 • 108 min
Brandon and podcast favorite, Stankdik Eddy return to piledrive the 1989 Hulk Hogan wrestling disaster No Holds Barred. Host: Brandon A. Lane Commentator: Stankdik EddyPlease support the podcast by buying a T-shirt from our Teespring storerantarmy.com
KISS Meets the Phantom of the Park (1978)
Dec 8, 2017 • 90 min
Come expierience a new December tradition with the members of the RANT ARMY as they commentate on KISS Meets the Phantom of the Park and all it’s glorious flaws. It’s beginning to look allot like KIssmaS. You wanted the best. You got the best. The…
Frankenhooker (1990)
Nov 3, 2017 • 84 min
Full length commentary for 1990’s commentary
Halloween III: Season of the Witch (1982)
Oct 11, 2017 • 101 min
Love it or hate it, Halloween III: Season of the Witch is an unforgettable entry in the long running horror series. Listen and learn on how we ended up with a Michael Myers-less sequel. Host: Brandon A. LaneCommentator: Stankdik EddyPlease support the…
G.I. Joe: The Rise Of Cobra (2009)
Sep 14, 2017 • 112 min
The 2009 cinematic abortion G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra in all its awful glory nearly derailed the podcast from continuing beyond it. This episode is only recommend for die hard fans.Host: Brandon A. Lane Please support the podcast by buying a T-shirt…
Ghostbusters (1984)
Aug 11, 2017 • 106 min
The 1984 supernatural comedy Ghostbusters starring Bill Murray, Dan Aykroyd, and Sigourney Weaver is spotlighted in the inaugural episode. Superfan and popculture enthusiasts Brandon A. Lane recounts his childhood love of the film with insights to its…