I Never Saw That

I Never Saw That

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61 Family Challenge
Apr 8 • 51 min
CW: Suicide, depression, anxiety This episode is challenging for a variety of reasons, but we also make each other laugh a lot and we are joined at the beginning by a very special guest: Sadie! She helps us explore the little-known family obstacle course…
60 Beverly Hills 90210
Apr 1 • 67 min
Yep. We’re flipping the script this week and watching something Micah never saw: Beverly Hills 90210. Micah doesn’t give a hoot about this show, but Jen loved it before she left for Montana and she missed seasons 5 and 6. So, naturally, we watched a few…
59 Chris Ballew of The Presidents
Mar 18 • 66 min
We had the honor of speaking with Chris Ballew for this week’s episode! If you don’t know who Chris Ballew is, I will tell you: He is the lead singer, song writer, and multi-instrumentalist for The Presidents of the United States of America (the band),…
58 James’ Playlist Side B
Mar 11 • 56 min
Our friend and podcasting enthusiast James Anderson invited himself onto our show to do a playlist back when we first started this thing, so we figured we would let him come on so he would get off our asses about it already. I am of course joking. Last…
57 James’ Playlist Side A
Mar 4 • 71 min
Our friend and podcasting enthusiast James Anderson invited himself onto our show to do a playlist back when we first started this thing, so we figured we would let him come on so he would get off our asses about it already. I am of course joking. We had…
56 Only You
Feb 25 • 47 min
Only You. More like Only Poo, amirite? Up top. Seriously though, this movie sucks. At least this is funny.
55 Bogus
Feb 18 • 51 min
What can we say about 1996’s “Bogus” that hasn’t already been said by film industry veterans? “The undisputed biggest smash hit, oui oui, of 1996*, bonjour, because of the charm of a certain Frenchman”– Gerard Depardieu “Award-nominated** performance”–…
54 Desperado
Feb 11 • 54 min
Why don’t you come to your senses and listen to this episode about 1995’s Desperado, starring the sexiest pair of humans there ever was: Antonio Banderas and Salma Hayek. There’s a lot of blood! And laughs! And guitars! And sexiness! Plus jen enlightens…
53 Montana and Johnny Mnemonic
Jan 28 • 84 min
This episode has two parts, which is why it’s longer than usual. Part one is Jen talking in depth about Montana, and she even finally says the name of the school and the headmaster out loud! This is the equivalent of saying Voldemort’s name out loud! CW:…
52 Tank Girl
Jan 22 • 74 min
We try to keep our episodes to an hour or less but this one is our 52nd episode and we just left PodCon so we had some gushing to do at the end. Tank Girl. Girl Power. Fuck abusive men. Stand up for each other. Dress men in muppet costumes. Wait, what?…
51 Party of Five
Jan 15 • 52 min
Party of Five is about five kids. One of them is Jack from Lost. One of them is named Claudia and one is named Julia but we call both of them Julia for most of the episode. Don’t worry about it. Jen makes some spot on Breakfast Club comparisons and Micah…
50 Pokemon
Jan 7 • 58 min
And we’re back! Thanks for patiently waiting for this episode. We were joined by an expert in the field, Colin Parker, who educated us about the Pokemans so we could catch them all, or something.
49 Pulp Fiction
Dec 25, 2018 • 66 min
It’s everyone’s favorite holiday movie, Pulp Fiction! Merry fucking Christmas motherfuckers. Our friend Kate Harlow joined us to discuss this hugely influential film, ‘90s edge lord Quentin Tarantino, dongs, and more! CW: Rape, racism (we bleeped the one…
48 Jingle All the Way
Dec 17, 2018 • 72 min
I (jen) sure wish I never would have seen this movie. It *might* have been the most wonderful time of the year if I didn’t have to watch this movie. Remember Kindergarten Cop? Twins? I loved those movies. But I hate Jingle All the Way more than I loved…
47 Xena: Ephiny’s New Boobs
Dec 10, 2018 • 62 min
It’s Xena part 2! We watched two more episodes, and got into some real girl on girl action. This one gets real weird, but Jen makes a Montana connection and Micah shares how frustrating our centaur neighbor is.
46 Xena: Warrior Princess
Dec 3, 2018 • 46 min
Lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalala! This episode of I Never Saw That was forged in the heat of Xena: Warrior Princess! We watched the pilot, and despite our better judgment, we’ll be watching more. Jen definitively solves several…
45 Strange Brew
Nov 26, 2018 • 33 min
Listen, eh. We are rule breakers. We break The Man’s rules and we break our own rules. In that spirit, this week’s episode is about Strange Brew, a movie from 1983. It’s a long story, and you’ll understand when you listen to it, you hoser.
44 Canadian Bacon
Nov 20, 2018 • 52 min
*CW* See below. We watched Canadian Bacon this week eh. As you may or may not know, Jen misses John Candy every day of her goddamn life, and this was his last released movie, which is too bad because his last released movie was this movie. But it has a…
43 Interview with THE Vampire
Nov 12, 2018 • 50 min
We’re back! And so is Tom Cruise. Over and over and over. He doesn’t die in this movie, like 8 times or some shit. We watched Interview with the Vampire and made some very important realizations: 1) David Miscavige is a vampire 2) This might be Antonio…
42 Full House
Oct 31, 2018 • 77 min
Damnit. Well, here it is I guess. Ok, ok, there’s actually some good parts in here that you’ll want to listen to. Some wonderful listeners shared heartwarming and heartbreaking stories about prom experiences. Jen made Micah watch the first and last…
41 Star Trek: Voyager
Oct 22, 2018 • 49 min
Jen jumps back into some Montana stuff this week based on some listener questions, specifically the transition from therapeutic boarding school to college, and from Kool-Aid drinker to reality. Oh, and we also talked about Star Trek: Voyager and we sure…
40 Bad Boys
Oct 15, 2018 • 65 min
Whatcha gonna do? You’re gonna join us for our episode on 1995’s Bad Boys, that’s what. We get deep into the real issues in this one, such as: Why *does* Michael Bay make movies? What *is* the right way to use the phrase “yada yada?” And *why* isn’t this…
39 Weezer
Oct 8, 2018 • 84 min
We got to talk to our friends Diana and David about Weezer’s triple-platinum debut album: Weezer, or The Blue Album, or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love — nevermind, that’s a lie. The world is a dumpster fire, but this album is really good and it…
38 Ken Marino’s Elastic Pants
Oct 1, 2018 • 97 min
We interviewed Ken Marino! Seriously! And he was absolutely delightful. He was gracious and patient and funny and honest and curious and sincere and we can’t express how appreciative we are and how honored we are that we got to speak with him. Jen and…
37 Singled Out
Sep 24, 2018 • 55 min
We at I Never Saw That care about our listeners, and that’s why we sacrificed ourselves, and our dignity, to watch MTV’s mid-90s dating show, “Singled Out.” Not only was it hosted by two awful people, but it’s also just a burning trash fire of sexism…
36 The State
Sep 17, 2018 • 52 min
Do you enjoy listening to people giggle and talk about how good something is for about an hour? Then you are in luck this week, friends! Don’t be square like cheese, plates and bears. Come dip your balls into MTV’s “The State” with us. You’ll like it.
35 Before Sunrise
Sep 10, 2018 • 72 min
Strangers On A Train. Throw Momma from the Train. Murder on the Orient Express. The Darjeeling Limited. Back to the Future Part III. These are all good train movies. The movie we talk about in this episode isn’t really a train movie, but it starts on a…
34 Pinky and the Brain
Aug 27, 2018 • 56 min
One is a genius, the other’s insane! On this episode we definitively answer, once and for all, which one of us is a genius and which one is… not. It’s Pinky and the Brain of course! We went on a fun little trip through some of this mid-’90s show’s best…
33 To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar
Aug 20, 2018 • 77 min
*IMPORTANT: We had some technical difficulties with this one, which explains why it’s late and also why the sound quality is bad from about minute 37 on. We’ve fixed it as well as we can and we apologize. Our opinions on this movie about three drag queens…
32 Waterworld
Aug 13, 2018 • 62 min
Jet skis! Underwater cities! Eye patches! Jack Daniels! Horrible anti-feminist tropes! Gills! This movie has something for everyone. In this episode you will hear us use the term “fish-man” a lot. This is because Kevin Costner is a fish-man. You will hear…
31 Murder, She Wrote
Aug 6, 2018 • 59 min
It’s so tragic how the youths are taking over and murdering all the good old tv shows with their new-fangled demographics. It’s the finale of Murder, She Wrote! Did you ever stop to wonder how there are so many goddamn murders around Jessica Fletcher? Did…
30 Music Videos 2
Jul 30, 2018 • 38 min
Another special episode of I Never Saw That Music Video! We watched the music videos for the following songs (in no particular order): Gangsta’s Paradise by Coolio, Fantasy by Mariah Carey, and Drop by The Pharcyde. (They are in a very particular order).…
29 Foxfire
Jul 23, 2018 • 73 min
CW: This one includes a discussion about suicide (including mention of methods), sexual assault/harassment/molestation, rape, and drug addiction. This one was tough for Jen, but it’s not all tough. Micah tells jokes (?)! GIRL POWER!! Transcript coming…
28 Space Jam
Jul 16, 2018 • 53 min
We have very special guests this week! First, Jen has a candid conversation with her brother Scotty about his experience when Jen was sent away to Montana. Then we explore the 1996 film Space Jam with Scotty and Nicky (Jen’s sister-in-law). Come on and…
27 ER Pilot
Jul 9, 2018 • 53 min
This week we watched the pilot of ER — Earned Runs — a baseball show set in Chicago. Just kidding everybody, Micah just made a REALLY funny joke about what ER stands for and we all laughed and laughed. This show is intense! Get ready to get intense with…
26 NewsRadio Take 2!
Jul 2, 2018 • 51 min
We watched more NewsRadio! And we liked it more! We watched a few episodes from season 2 and a couple from other seasons and we had a great time, so if you hated us last week, you’ll like this one better! Also, there’s no Montana talk this week. We’re…
25 NewsRadio Season 1
Jun 25, 2018 • 59 min
Look, I don’t usually condone making fun of people’s names, but some names are the best names and to not laugh at them would be like telling the universe to fuck off. Let us be perfectly clear: We did not see Joe Rogan do standup on purpose. Our apologies…
24 INST Highlights
Jun 18, 2018 • 56 min
Join us as we take a trip down recent memory lane! Our laptop finally died, so instead of our regularly scheduled programming, this week we’re bringing you some highlights from the last few months of I Never Saw That!
23 Music Videos
Jun 11, 2018 • 51 min
It’s a special episode of I Never Saw That! We’re starting our exploration of music videos! First up: Soundgarden, TLC, and Björk. Plus, you get to hear Micah’s interpretation of a Mariah Carey song and Jen’s Swedish Chef impression. So, I think enough…
22 Clueless
Jun 4, 2018 • 53 min
Micah claims he’s never seen that Aerosmith video with Alicia Silverstone in it. As if! Join us for a discussion about how much Jen loves Paul Rudd, how Micah feels about the Mighty Mighty Bosstones, and the 1995 classic, Clueless! Transcript coming soon!
21 Casper (not the mattress)
May 28, 2018 • 30 min
For this week’s episode on the 1995 family film “Casper,” we tried recording with our kids! Our best idea? No! But through the magic of editing, it worked out alright because kids are cute and say funny things. We hope you think so too, and if you don’t,…
20 The Mask and Montana
May 21, 2018 • 55 min
This week we talk about “The Mask” starring Jim Carrey. It’s a terrible movie, so we spend a lot more time talking with our guest Sarah Fontana, who was with Jen at the “therapeutic boarding school,” about that experience. We talk about everything (except…
19 X Files Pilot
May 14, 2018 • 38 min
The truth is out there! Not in this episode of our podcast, but out there somewhere else. Also, if you want to believe, this may not be the best thing to listen to as Micah finally and definitively disproves the existence of vampires. Transcript coming…
18 Dangerous Minds
May 7, 2018 • 55 min
Let’s be clear: the best thing about this movie is Coolio’s “Gangsta’s Paradise.” And now this podcast episode. Come join in our frustration as we talk about Michelle Pfeiffer white savioring the shit out of some kids! If you purchase or rent Dangerous…
17 Frasier
Apr 30, 2018 • 54 min
Get yourself some tossed salad and scrambled eggs and join us as we explore one of Seattle’s most enduring cultural legacies: Frasier! In this episode, we discuss the pilot and the ski lodge episode, Micah tells some “great” jokes, and Jen tells a story…
16 Batman ForNever
Apr 23, 2018 • 52 min
Oof, this movie. We spent some of our precious hours here on earth watching this flaming dumpster fire, so come join us for a precious hour of yours as we talk about the important things. Boners, and well mostly just boners. But you also get to hear Micah…
15 My So Called Life Episode 19
Apr 16, 2018 • 93 min
(MAKE SURE YOU LISTEN TO THE VERY END OF THIS EPISODE FOR A SPECIAL BONUS.) We’ve heard it said that when one door closes another one opens, or like, a window opens or some shit? The “My So Called Life” door has closed for I Never Saw That, and now we…
14 Empire Records
Apr 9, 2018 • 70 min
We don’t feel the need to explain our art to you, Warren. But we will anyway. This week we are celebrating Rex Manning Day with our friends James and Erin from Unabashedly Obsessed! They love this movie and shared their love with us! We have questions,…
13 My So Called Life Episodes 17 and 18
Apr 2, 2018 • 78 min
Tino’s got this thing going, and so do we. This is our penultimate My So Called Life episode. We have a lot of feelings about it. Shit gets intense for Rayanne and Angela’s friendship when Rayanne bones Jordan, but hey, at least Danielle gets to narrate…
12 My So Called Life Episodes 15 and 16
Mar 26, 2018 • 64 min
Jen cries again in this one! And you should too, because Rickie is homeless in these episodes and if that doesn’t make you cry you probably don’t have a heart. As we near the end of My So Called Life and process our feelings about that, we tackle some of…
11 My So Called Life Episodes 13 and 14
Mar 19, 2018 • 70 min
Get ready for some intimacy. With Frozen Embryos, with Jordan’s car, with Bert and Ernie, and with fucking Kyle. Listen to this episode for a chance to win the most beautiful necklace you’ve ever seen! If you purchase My So Called Life using either of…
10 …And Out Come The Wolves
Mar 12, 2018 • 74 min
Good morning hotties! This week we discuss “…And Out Come the Wolves,” Rancid’s 1995 masterpiece, with our dear friend Eric. Our first guest! The audio is a little punk rock, but it’s worth it. We had so much fun talking to Eric about all the lyrics we’ve…
09 My So Called Life Episodes 11 and 12
Mar 5, 2018 • 67 min
Let me tell you, if I had a dollar for every time I made out in my high school boiler room I would have zero dollars. Jordan and Angela though? They’d be set for life. Micah attempts singing not once but twice in this episode. We hear from another Montana…
08 My So Called Life Episodes 9 and 10
Feb 26, 2018 • 77 min
You know what makes good podcasting? Crying! Yes, friends, Jen cries not once but TWICE in this episode, as episode 10 of My So Called Life delved into some dark territory. But don’t worry, it’s not all sadness. We also discuss what the name of our sex…
07 My So Called Life Episodes 7 and 8
Feb 19, 2018 • 63 min
Tino got the loft, y’all. Join us to find out what the loft is for, and help us answer some questions, such as: Why are Graham’s suits so large? What is that tuba doing in the hospital? What unexciting news is Micah super excited to share? And, you know…
06 Hackers
Feb 12, 2018 • 56 min
What’s up, dickweeds! Join us as we talk about the 1995 movie Hackers! If you want to understand this movie or are looking for some sort of intelligent analysis, you have come to the wrong place. If you want to hear two grown ass people cracking…
05 My So Called Life Episodes 5 and 6
Feb 5, 2018 • 64 min
Episode 5 is all about women, so in the name of feminism Jen talks over Micah a lot. We cover so many topics in this episode. The standard Pittsburgh goodbye, boobs, sluts, gender identity, and terrible classroom scenes. That dirty Sharon… If you purchase…
04 My So Called Life Episodes 3 and 4
Jan 29, 2018 • 45 min
It WAS Tino! And Micah is very excited about it. Protect your sodas and join us as we talk about episodes 3 and 4 of My So Called Life, ya wharf rats. If you purchase My So Called Life using either of these links, we will receive a small commission.…
03 My So Called Life Episodes 1 and 2
Jan 21, 2018 • 61 min
Join us as we discuss the pilot and 2nd episode of Jen’s most anticipated missed pop culture: My So Called Life, and hear her wheeze-laugh the words “animal bag.”
02 Cool Runnings
Jan 21, 2018 • 37 min
Cool Runnings. The BEST MOVIE you guys. This is our first episode. Why did we do the BEST MOVIE for our first episode? It’ll be all downhill from here! Get it? Downhill? Bobsledding? Tune in for more hilarious wit.
01 Montana
Jan 21, 2018 • 21 min
Start here to understand what this podcast is about and why we’re time traveling back to the mid-90s.