Hott Minute

Hott Minute
Your best friends Jamie Bradley and Ashley Spurgeon talk about crushes.
Trash Hotties: Thrilled But Not Proud
Apr 16 • 55 min
An episode filled with absolute trash. No attraction shaming here but these hotties give even our hosts pause. From the King Tut Pubic Mound of Facial Hair on Dave Navarro to the Turgid Penis Neck of Beto O’Rourke to Julian Assange in the Family Restroom…
All Around the Zodiac Wheel with Madame Rose
Mar 4 • 66 min
Ashley and Jamie consult with their Astrologer Madame Rose to traverse the Zodiac Wheel in search of the best hotties.
Bag of Hotties Deep Dive: Libel is the Goal
Feb 18 • 58 min
Joseph Mazello, Sam Neil, the Blair Witch Witch, Barbarella, Sam Malone, Drag Queen Tucks, O-T Fagbenle, Agent Dana Scully, Angela Bassett, Kim Fields, Raul Julia, Oscar Isaac, Dr. Frankenstein, Harry Treadaway, Starbuck, Liz Lemon, Tina Fey, Xenomorph,…
When Animals Attack with Tracy Walnut
Feb 4 • 57 min
Ashley and Jamie make good on a pre-Season 2 promise to themselves, an episode all about When Animals Attack. Fabio, Phil Bronstein, Komodo Dragons, Nude Bears, Caiman reptiles and multiple instances of Asp attacks are discussed.
Wynonna’s Crystal Spider: A Tribute to Pop Divas
Jan 21 • 63 min
Ashley and Jamie to discuss their Favorite Divas; including Mariah Carey, Ariana Grande, Jessie J, Madonna, Beyonce, Tina Turner, Dolly Parton, Cher, MTV Cribs, Redman, Boogie Woogie Bugle Boy and their favorite reggae song from Paris Hilton.
Based on a Book Kurt Cobain Read
Jan 7 • 51 min
All Killer, No Filler with Ashley and Jamie as they concentrate on who’s hot and why. From Ben Whishaw to rapper bbymutha to vintage TV performances to a deep dive into hot journalists, they got it all covered.
The Annual Cookie Crawl with Alex Caress
Dec 10, 2018 • 54 min
A holiday extravaganza with Alex Caress, aka Little Bandit, takes Jamie and Ashley into a discerning look at Muppet Family Christmas, Love Actually and some questionable Hallmark Classics™.
Gen Z: They Should All Carry Knives
Nov 26, 2018 • 59 min
In this episode, Ashley and Jamie take on the entirety of Gen Z by providing lively insights on everything from the awe-inspiring Emma Gonzalez & David Hogg, to the downright disgusting Post Malone, to the good hearted, pretty stupid, very confident Jaden…
Not Your Choice, Jean-Luc with Larissa Maestro
Nov 19, 2018 • 34 min
Discussing the entirety of science fiction proved to be too much for one episode so Jamie, Ashley and Larissa stepped into a well timed wormhole to divide the conversation. This is Part Two of Sci-Fi Hotties with Larissa Maestro.
Jude Law Sex Robot with Larissa Maestro
Nov 12, 2018 • 59 min
Ashley and Jamie tackle the entirety of Science Fiction Hottness by employing some help from aficionado Larissa Maestro.
Halloween in Halloween
Oct 29, 2018 • 59 min
Hott Minute Attorney Brooks A. returns to prevent Ashley and Jamie from letting this special Halloween episode get too spooky. The trio plays a rousing round of Smash, Spook, or Slash and discusses the best of Halloween Hotties at length.
Consensual Kink at Scale
Oct 15, 2018 • 61 min
Deep adoration for Genesis, Jenny Slate and a whole bunch of Sports Hotties.
The Show Stopped But The Crushin’ Didn’t
Sep 17, 2018 • 63 min
Hott Minute returns from hiatus with a long list of Summer Crushes consisting of both perennial favorites and new surprises. After discussing the likes of the dramatic Mesut Ozil, the beautiful Timothy Olyphant and consistently pleasing Billy Eichner,…
The ASMR Cash Cow Chewing Makeup Tutorial Challenge Dare Whispering SEO Unboxing Train
Jul 9, 2018 • 13 min
While Hott Minute gathers their thoughts and crushes for Season Two, they decide to pay tribute to ASMR by whispering some gentle thoughts to you, rifling around in their purses, ejecting dogs from bathrooms and reminding you of the importance of…
Season One Funale
Jun 11, 2018 • 53 min
In the season one finale, POLY bestows the show with a Busby Berkeley worthy theme song to set the stage for diving deep on Hott Minute itself. Before that, Jamie speaks on the benefits of a well-fitting bra or bralette while Ashley stumps for the…
Maymorial Day
May 28, 2018 • 52 min
Our hosts, Ashley and Jamie, experience an intense bout of synchronicity. What do Sheryl Crow’s “My Favorite Mistake”, Duchess of Sussex Meghan Markle, Steve Buscemi and The Rock have in common? Spoiler alert, the answer is varying degrees of Hottness.…
Halloween in May
May 14, 2018 • 52 min
In this tenth episode blowout extravaganza, Tristen provides a wonderful new theme song while Ashley and Jamie invite their lawyer Brooks aboard Hott Minute to take a deep dive into the Bag of Hotties. Competitive analysis takes place in a head to head…
9: 98% on Jamie Tomatoes
Apr 30, 2018 • 55 min
Hosts Ashley and Jamie answer a slew of mysterious questions throughout the episode; including Who’s the hottest Skarsgard? What era of Robert Downey, Jr is best? and Who is Matthew MacFadyen? The Bag of Hotties gives generously and mysteriously with…
8: A Tankard of Koala Urine
Apr 16, 2018 • 43 min
Little Bandit proves his behind-the-scenes knowledge of the show with his country steeped theme while Ashley and Jamie recommit themselves to ensuring the facts are known if their subjects are H-O-T-T hot, physically and emotionally. Explorations include…
7: The Biggest Mistake of Our Lives
Apr 2, 2018 • 42 min
An extended theme song from Dave Paulson sets the tone for a whirlwind episode. Ashley and Jamie provide an exhaustive apology regarding the egregious faux paus of Elizabeth Woodville from Episode Six, celebrate the questionably gothic antics of President…
6: Don’t They Have Friends & Shit
Mar 19, 2018 • 51 min
Coco Hames supplies a confessional theme song this week for an early morning episode in which Ashley and Jamie diversify their crushes. Adoration is given to Trees (Deciduous and Coniferous), the cast of Preacher (Dominic Cooper, Joseph Gilgun, Ruth…
5: A Turnip in a Bag of Pantyhose
Mar 5, 2018 • 44 min
Nashville band Tower Defense christens the show with a brand new theme song and Ashley and Jamie hit the classic landmark with their fifth episode. Crushes include John Leguizamo, revisiting Rami Malek and a deep, intellectual, dive into Albert Camus and…
4: Giant Cats with Muscles
Feb 19, 2018 • 54 min
Jamie and Ashley settle the debate on hottest cartoon characters, as well as tackle Barack Obama, drag queen Milk and a rather tender bit of John Goodman discussion.
Episode 3: Pobody’s Nerfect
Feb 5, 2018 • 57 min
Jamie opens up about a very specific photo of Martin Landau, Ashley goes to bat for Ray Romano, and the girls deep-dive discuss Dwight Yoakam and Lorde. Plus! Blake Shelton, Prince, Ted McGinley, Alf, and an alarming Suits update.
Episode 2: We Need To Talk About Tilda
Jan 22, 2018 • 49 min
Hosts Jamie and Ashley explain their unapologetic disinterest in ‘Friday Night Lights’, recent flirtations with Tracee Ellis Ross, the entire cast of ‘The People vs OJ Simpson’ and explore long standing crushes on do-no-wrong Clive Owen and the mystical…
Episode 1: We Are Your New Best Friends
Jan 10, 2018 • 41 min
Jamie and Ashley introduce the audience to their latest flash-in-the-pan crushes, dissect the hotness of today’s most-relevant stars and pull names from a goddamn paper bag and instinctively talk about the hotness of the names of the people, places and/or…