Traffic Therapy

Traffic Therapy
Sketch Comedy Show

14: The Ghost of Christmas Whenever
Dec 23, 2018 • 25 min
‘Twas the night before Christmas and all through the dark, Not a creature was stirring, except for the shark. The stocking were hung by the chimney with care, But unfortunately Christmas was canceled that year. Perhaps ‘cause the temperature had gotten…
13: Halloween Extravaganza II: Electric Spookaboo
Oct 25, 2018 • 14 min
Imagine, if you dare, your greatest fear. Perhaps it’s a café that’s actually a NPR show. Or it may be a mermaid stockpiling nuclear weapons. Or a magical talking gym bag, an electrified tenor, or a lengthy download untimely interrupted. The mere thought…
12: The Most Challenging Game
Oct 5, 2018 • 19 min
Remember back when you’d go to your friend’s house after school and play video games for hours and eat junk food and not worry about the giant nearby volcano threatening to erupt? Where have the years gone? Are they in some lost city? Perhaps out in the…
11: The Foley Artist
Sep 21, 2018 • 17 min
What you see isn’t always what you get. For instance, that peanut butter and spaghetti sandwich may actually be a chocolate vase. But hey, if someone offers you a free sample, why not try it? Remember in 2006 when everyone was shaking soda cans and eating…
10: Batman Salad
Jul 8, 2018 • 14 min
Episode 10, “Batman Salad.” Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na Na-na-na-na-na-na-na SALAAAAAD! Track List 1. Salad 2. Emergency Broadcast 3. Batman Salad 4. Mac, PC, and Liam Neeson 5. John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt The only thing healthier than salad is laughter.…
9: Do You Hear the People Pick a Flag Color?
Jun 13, 2018 • 14 min
Episode 9, “Do You Hear the People Pick a Flag Color?” What’s the secret of my success? Well, it all goes back to this one time I pitched an idea for a Baby TV network about Baristas who lived under my bed. It was such a hit, it started a revolution! But…
8: Guacamole Money
May 28, 2018 • 16 min
Episode 8, “Guacamole Money.” Summer’s here! And that means it’s back! My third, jelly-averse personality, that is. But relax, as long as you’re gellin’, it’s only a matter of time before you win American Ninja Warrior and are rolling in that guacamole…
7: Music of the Night
May 6, 2018 • 14 min
Episode 7, “Music of the Night.” Who is that mysterious apparition haunting the Paris Opera House? And why does he never tip? What a rude rudy! As any lawyer who was recently a cow will tell you, if you don’t tip, you’ll be scolded over the phone small…
6: Marvel’s Predictive Text Avengers
Apr 14, 2018 • 14 min
Episode 6, “Marvel’s Predictive Text Avengers.” What an age we live in; there are videos on the internet of animals so cute, not even Batman can resist, phones can do so many things… including feel unimaginable pain, and have you tried the cheesecake at…
5: Train Titanic
Mar 18, 2018 • 13 min
Episode 5, “Train Titanic.” Do you like sand? I mean, do you really like sand? Well then you’ll love this episode! Have a mediocre time with Mr. Lincoln, find out if Terry Gross every gets around to interviewing her guest, and witness one of the most…
Bonus! The “The One” sketch and backstory
Mar 4, 2018 • 6 min
Can Neo and Trinity save Morpheus from the Agents? Neo faces the ultimate test to find out if he is The One… or if he just likes making sound effects with his mouth. ALSO!!! Every wonder how a sketch gets written? Hear the backstory of how the idea for…
4: Spicy, Spicy, Spice Mines
Feb 25, 2018 • 15 min
Traffic Therapy presents Episode 4, “Spicy, Spicy, Spice Mines.” Listen closely to more audio sketch comedy, but not too close or you may be hit by a charging rhino, accosted by every manager ever, or interogated by the Empire. Who knows? Even if you’re…
3: Macaroni Shark
Dec 31, 2017 • 12 min
Traffic Therapy Episode 3 “Town of Toms” 1. “X” Marks the Spot 2. Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 3. Mindy’s Sold 132 Billion Slices of Cheesecake 4. Macaroni Shark
2: Back To The Future With More Yelling
Dec 31, 2017 • 11 min
1. Fervor 2. Loyalty Card 3. Tax Dollars 4. Back to the Future With More Yelling 5. Artists’ Workshop
1: Town of Toms
Dec 31, 2017 • 10 min
Episode 1 “Town of Toms” 1. My Heart’s a Stereo 2. Complimentary Toiletries 3. Town of Toms 4. Semiconductor 5. Octopus Indiana Jones