Why Won't You Date Me? with Nicole Byer

Why Won't You Date Me? with Nicole Byer

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Nicole Byer is single and has been for decades. She’s smart, funny, has a fat ass and loves giving blow jobs. So the question is why is she perpetually single? This podcast is a quest to find that answer.


Prison Dating (w/ Ann Pyne)
Jan 17 • 61 min
“He had committed arson when he tried to kill himself in his mother’s basement” Ann Pyne (Drag queen booker) is the queen for drag queens. She discusses being a daily drinker since she was 13 years old, dating multiple guys who were in prison, and being a…
Dead Mom Club (w/ Kate Spencer)
Jan 10 • 61 min
Kate Spencer (Forever 35 podcast, author of Dead Mom’s Club) discusses Nicole Byer’s mention in The Masked Singer, explains to Nicole what a “VSCO Girl” is, and discusses life after losing a parent. Nicole shares the advice she’s got from Anthony…
Running into Past Flings (Live w/ Josh Sharp)
Jan 3 • 83 min
Josh Sharp (The Opposition with Jordan Klepper, The Chris Gethard Show) joins Nicole to discuss their previous liveshow where Nicole ran into a guy who she’s slept with. They also discuss Josh’s open relationship, Craigslist missed connections ads, and…
Vehicular Assault (w/ Akilah Hughes)
Dec 27, 2019 • 55 min
Akilah Hughes (host of What a Day podcast) discusses why she doesn’t believe in long term relationships, shares her worst date stories, and the time she cut all her toes during sex. Nicole fears for her future as a motorcyclist. She also talks about the…
Moving On After a Nasty Breakup (w/ Marty Michael)
Dec 20, 2019 • 57 min
Nicole starts the episode with a DM from her doppelgänger who’s been taking advantage of her likeness. Marty Michael (Co-Founder of Headgum) shares a wild first date he had with a girl who’s life was spiraling out of control, how him and Amir Blumenfeld…
Emojis are a Red Flag (w/ Whitney Cummings)
Dec 13, 2019 • 71 min
“We’re taught to laugh at guys’ jokes that aren’t funny so they don’t feel insecure.” Whitney Cummings (stand-up, creator of Two Broke Girls) explains why she likes to be the beta in her relationship, what’s it like living with a sex doll of herself, and…
Living with Nicole Byer (w/ John Milhiser)
Dec 6, 2019 • 45 min
Nicole’s roommate John Milhiser (SNL, CollegeHumor) discuss how Nicole serves as a third in his relationship, if they’ve ever heard each other have sex, and their dog’s drug problem. Plus, he shares what’s life like living with Nicole Byer. Also, Nicole…
What’s it Like to Finally Date a Good Guy (w/ Michaela Watkins)
Nov 29, 2019 • 44 min
Michaela Watkins (SNL, The Unicorn, Big Mouth) has been boy crazy her whole life. She discusses the hot kids they were into, shares why her husband proposed with a t-shirt, and her mom’s “orgies” with students. Plus, Nicole admits she’s never said “I Love…
Having Tandem Sex (w/ Sasheer Zamata)
Nov 22, 2019 • 99 min
“When you and your friend fuck at the same time, just in different places”. Best friend Sasheer Zamata (SNL, Corporate) shares the time her and Nicole tandem-fucked in Canada and why it was an awful experience for the both of them. Sasheer shares her…
A Nightmare Wedding Experience (w/ Diona Reasonover)
Nov 15, 2019 • 65 min
Diona Reasonover (NCIS, I Love You, America) shares her nightmare wedding experience which included a rear-end accident, a broken wrist, a typhoon, an ASOS wedding dress, and multiple wedding crashers. On top of that, she met her wife’s parents for the…
Why Everybody Needs Therapy (w/ Therapist John Kim)
Nov 8, 2019 • 57 min
Licensed therapist John Kim (aka The Angry Therapist, author of I Used to Be a Miserable F*ck) discusses the stigma stopping many PoC to join therapy, the challenges of being vulnerable as a therapist, and how long it takes to get over a breakup. Text…
Dating as a Virgin in your 30s (w/ Jake Kroeger)
Nov 1, 2019 • 46 min
Dating in your thirties can be nightmarish. Jake Kroeger (Stand-up, The Comedy Bureau) shares his experiences navigating the dating scene as a virgin, the cute story behind his first kiss at the age of 31, and his experience working with a professional…
100 Episodes of Why Won’t You Date Me (w/ Willam Belli)
Oct 25, 2019 • 69 min
Wow, it has been 100 episodes of the podcast and Nicole Byer is still single. In this live anniversary, Willam Belli (RuPaul’s Drag Race, A Star is Born) joins Nicole to discuss love, his open marriage, cocaine, sleeping in drag, their arrest warrants,…
Overcoming Emotional Setbacks (w/ Echo Kellum)
Oct 18, 2019 • 55 min
“Please acknowledge your pain.” Echo Kellum (Arrow, Rick & Morty) discusses overcoming life’s pain after emotional trauma, controlling negative feelings, and his experience practicing abstinence as a Jehovah’s Witness. They also discuss dream wedding…
Managing Anxieties During Intimacy (w/ Dave Ross)
Oct 11, 2019 • 53 min
“I would eat my ass for flavor, and you can quote me on that.” Dave Ross (stand-up, Suicide Buddies podcast) shares his experience performing at a sex club, the story behind his first handjob attempt, and how to manage anxiety when intimate. Plus, they…
Crying Boys (w/ Laci Mosley)
Oct 4, 2019 • 44 min
“All I want is a dick that is also a coat rack.” Laci Mosley (Florida Girls, Scam Goddess podcast) discusses reckless driving, which dating app has the cutest guys, and how she injured her clit masturbating. Plus, Nicole educates how to schedule a dick…
Breaking Up (w/ Paul F. Tompkins)
Sep 27, 2019 • 60 min
“I was at a point where I was like… I never sorta played the field and had fun. I’m gonna do that now.” Paul F. Tompkins (Between Two Ferns: The Movie, Threedom podcast) discusses how he met his wife, having fun in his thirties, and if you should break up…
Dating Neurodiversity (w/ Sam Pancake)
Sep 20, 2019 • 59 min
“He said, ‘I’d rather be dead than how old YOU are.’” Things get real emotional in this episode. Sam Pancake (Arrested Development, A Million Little Things) discusses dating people on the spectrum, losing your partners to HIV, and agism in dating. Plus,…
Hooking up on Craigslist (w/ Atsuko Okatsuka)
Sep 13, 2019 • 50 min
Atsuko Okatsuka (stand-up, Let’s Go Atsuko! podcast) discusses living as an undocumented for 7 years, meeting people on Craigslist, and being fetishized for her ethnicity. Plus, Nicole Byer shares her experience sleeping with a Trump supporter who just…
Dating Someone with Commitment Issues (w/ Fortune Feimster)
Sep 6, 2019 • 71 min
“You only get to cuddle if there’s been penetration.” Fortune Feimster (The Mindy Project, Chelsea Lately) shares the cute story how she met her fiancee at Pride, how coming out late in life affected her confidence, and the string of people she’s dated…
Problematic Issues of Porn (w/ Erika Lust)
Aug 30, 2019 • 66 min
“I would like to see films where women’s pleasure is also in focus. Where it’s important to the story that she is also having a good time.” Erotic film director, screenwriter, and producer Erika Lust discusses the science behind what arouses us, the…
Married at 20 (w/ Ron Funches)
Aug 23, 2019 • 55 min
“We stayed married for 7 years - and we should’ve never gotten married.” From the age of 20, Ron Funches (Trolls, Giggle Fit, The Eric Andre Show) was married with a son. He shares his struggles being in a committed relationship from a young age, and what…
Dating Dogs and Werewolfs (w/ Justin Simien)
Aug 16, 2019 • 68 min
“When he came, did he go AWOOO?” Justin Simien (Creator of Dear White People) joins Nicole to talk about the kinkiest thing he’s ever done, teach her about gay “puppy-pack” arrangements, and Nicole shares a story about dating a werewolf. Plus, Nicole’s…
The Joy of Being Alone (w/ Ashley Nicole Black)
Aug 9, 2019 • 60 min
“I would love for Guy Fieri to narrate my sex” Ashley Nicole Black (Full Frontal with Samantha Bee, A Black Lady Sketch Show) joins Nicole to share her love of being alone, whether they like to play music during sex, and Nicole’s dream anniversary date.…
Power-Bottom (w/ Monique Heart)
Aug 2, 2019 • 68 min
“I thought I had contracted an STD where I was rotting from the inside” Drag queen Monique Heart (RuPaul’s Drag Race Season 10, All Stars Season 4) has never been in a real relationship. He shares his experiences with growing up in a religious upbringing,…
Making a Polyamorous Relationship Work (w/ DeRay Davis)
Jul 26, 2019 • 50 min
DeRay Davis (Snowfall, 21 Jump Street) has lived a polyamorous relationship with 2 women for most of his life. He explains how he introduces it to his partners, how to show respect to the parents, and how they make their atypical relationship work. DeRay…
A Boyfriend for Every Stage of your Life (w/ Jessica McKenna)
Jul 19, 2019 • 64 min
Jessica McKenna (Off Book podcast) has had a boyfriend in every stage of her life. She details the drama behind her middle school romance, to meeting boys in high school mock trial, and charming her current man with her Disneyland bathroom knowledge.…
Microdosing (w/ Johnny Pemberton)
Jul 12, 2019 • 54 min
“I thought I was going to die. I was actually laughing at the idea of living.” Johnny Pemberton (22 Jump Street, Superstore) discusses taking LSD at Disneyland, and accidentally overdosing while trying to microdose. Meanwhile, Nicole’s candy-flipping and…
Nicole’s Choice of Porn (w/ Ronnie Adrian)
Jul 5, 2019 • 59 min
“I’m crazier than you. I’ll fuck you up with these dildos” Ronnie Adrian (Comedy Bang Bang, White Women) joins Nicole to discuss their mutual struggle with flirting, and the best way to end a bad date with courtesy. Nicole shares her favorite porn videos…
The Opposite of a Meet-Cute (w/ Alice Wetterlund)
Jun 28, 2019 • 60 min
Alice Wetterlund (Girl Code, Treks and the City podcast) joins Nicole to discuss their Girl Code tour horror stories, talk about men who claim to have dated celebrities (we’re talking about YOU, Moby) and Alice’s newfound interest in butt stuff. Plus,…
Top or Bottom? (LIVE w/ Jon Gabrus, Nick Wiger, and Mike Mitchell)
Jun 21, 2019 • 85 min
Freshly drunk from a power-hour, Gabrus (High & Mighty), Nick Wiger and Mike Mitchell (Doughboys) join Nicole to discuss how they would want to die, their favorite sex positions, and if they like ass play. They also answer audience questions about…
How to Share Secrets on Drag Race (w/ Shangela)
Jun 14, 2019 • 59 min
D.J. ‘Shangela’ Pierce (RuPaul’s Drag Race, A Star is Born) discusses his struggles with dating, getting picked up by fans, and describes his perfect partner. Plus, Shangela shares how drag queen share secrets on the set of Drag Race, and who he’s rooting…
Sleeping with DJs (w/ Greta Titelman)
Jun 7, 2019 • 59 min
“What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas… But not this.” Greta Titelman (The Worst podcast) breaks the double-standard behind having sex on a first date, talks about their first masturbation stories, and what it’s like to date and sleep with DJs. Nicole…
BONUS: The One That Got Away (w/ Blair Socci)
Jun 4, 2019 • 61 min
Blair Socci (stand-up, The Blair & Greta Show) discusses what it’s like to date an “influencer”, how to have an amicable break up with your ex, and the pro/cons of dating comedians. Plus, Nicole reads your listener submitted stories about the one that got…
Having Sex in Drag (LIVE from DragCon 2019 w/ Vicky Vox)
May 31, 2019 • 58 min
Drag queen Vicky Vox (DWV, Magic Mike XXL) joins Nicole to discuss having sex in drag, using AOL messenger to lose your virginity, and where to find the biggest dicks. Nicole had sex with a Canadian that left actual nuts in her pussy. She’s also getting…
Dating in the 3rd Grade (w/ Beth Stelling)
May 24, 2019 • 59 min
Beth Stelling (Crashing, I Love You, America) discusses the crazy things they learned in school, what it was like to have a 3rd grade boyfriend, how she met her current boyfriend doing stand-up. A fan threatens to sleep with Nicole, but doesn’t follow…
How to Date Long Distance (w/ Demi Adejuyigbe)
May 17, 2019 • 53 min
Demi Adejuyigbe (The Late Late Show with James Corden, Punch Up The Jam podcast) joins Nicole to discuss how he found love on Twitter, how to successfully date long distance, and at what point you should tell your Tinder match what you’re into. Plus,…
How to get Banned from Tinder (w/ Eleanor Bray)
May 10, 2019 • 63 min
Eleanor Bray (Nicole’s old assistant!) comes on to discuss what it was like working as Nicole’s assistant, how she got banned on Tinder, and the musicals they’ve performed in. They also share their love for pole-dancing, and Nicole manifests her dream…
Heckled Online and Offline (w/ Miel Bredouw)
May 3, 2019 • 68 min
“I hope my dad ate ass.” Miel Bredouw (Punch Up The Jam podcast) joins Nicole to discuss online harassment, what it was like to ‘date’ on Vine and what kind of sex their parents would’ve been into. Nicole’s developed a new technique to handle hecklers on…
Building a Sex Roster (w/ Laura and Rachel)
Apr 26, 2019 • 60 min
“You get a social security number when you’re born, you should also get a therapist that you have to see when you turn 13.” Laura and Rachel (Girls on Porn podcast) teach Nicole how to create a sex roster, shares signs of a good therapist, discuss their…
High School Dating (w/ Cameron Esposito)
Apr 19, 2019 • 56 min
Cameron Esposito (Put Your Hands Together, Queery podcast) discusses what it’s like to host a show with her ex-wife, her past experience working as a circus ring leader, and how it feels to get dumped as a couple. Nicole shares her experience ‘coming out’…
Getting an STI from Grindr (w/ Matt Rogers)
Apr 12, 2019 • 58 min
“If it got leaked - everyone would know that I’m really good at sucking dick.” Matt Rogers (What the Tuck? podcast, Las Culturistas podcast) discuss their experiences with Scientology, what it’s like being too “intimidating” to date, and shares how he got…
Death & Taxes (w/ Punam Patel)
Apr 5, 2019 • 65 min
“Would I rather live a shorter life where I’m happier, than a long one where I have to work so hard to be healthy? More often than not I choose shorter.” Things get serious in this episode. Punam Patel (I Feel Bad, Alone Together) joins Nicole to discuss…
BONUS: Bad Birthday Hookup (LIVE w/ Dulcé Sloan)
Apr 2, 2019 • 88 min
“If he had chest hair, I would’ve had rug burn. That’s all I’m saying.” Dulcé Sloan (The Daily Show with Trevor Noah) discuss their mutual hate for Coffee Meets Bagel, share some of their worst hookup stories, discuss which vibrators they use as…
Learning How to Love Yourself (w/ Charla Lauriston)
Mar 29, 2019 • 70 min
“Every black person I know is in therapy. And if they’re not, I encourage them to be.” Charla Lauriston (Ghosted, People of Earth) dissects white privilege, how hard it is to be a black woman in the dating scene, and the uphill battle to learn how to love…
Blowjob Tips (w/ Jake and Amir)
Mar 22, 2019 • 58 min
Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld (Jake and Amir) discuss their favorite porn, whether they like to 69, if they would enjoy sucking their own dick, the best lubes to masturbate with, and give some blowjob advice. Nicole shares the insane things she…
Date Exit Strategy (w/ Grace Helbig and Mamrie Hart)
Mar 15, 2019 • 53 min
“Guys go on Raya just to see how famous of a person they can match with.” Grace Helbig and Mamrie Hart (This Might Get Weird podcast) discuss their go-to lies to get out of bad dates, share their awful dating experiences, and go through Nicole’s Raya…
Putting Faith in your Love Life (w/ Liza Treyger)
Mar 8, 2019 • 52 min
“Go out into the world with confidence, not desperation.” Can crystals and candles help with your love life? Liza Treyger (stand-up, Horace and Pete) joins Nicole to discuss their benefits or lack thereof. They also talk how their religious and spiritual…
How to Kiss (w/ Matt Ingebretson)
Mar 1, 2019 • 54 min
“A fun thing that I like to do is when kissing someone, is to open my eyes to see what their face looks like.” Matt Ingebretson (Corporate) talks all about kissing - the stress of going in for the first kiss, when to use tongue, and whether you should…
Why You Need Couple’s Therapy (w/ Naomi Ekperigin)
Feb 22, 2019 • 66 min
“There’s nothing I love more than a slutty wedding vibe” Naomi Ekperigin (Broad City) shares her experience dating on Craigslist, why every couple should go to couple’s therapy. Nicole describes why she loves going to weddings, and her ideal proposal.…
Eskimo Sisters (w/ Skyler Hurt)
Feb 15, 2019 • 64 min
Nicole met Skyler through Tinder, and they turned out to be eskimo sisters. Things got weird in their relationship real fast when Nicole began dating her ex-boyfriend’s ex-girlfriend - without him knowing. Nicole questions Skyler on why she swiped right…
Period Horror Stories (w/ Toni Charline)
Feb 8, 2019 • 72 min
Periods suck. Toni Charline (UCB) joins Nicole to share all their embarrassing period-related stories. From their first tampon applications, to getting a period mid-Doughboys recording, and the times they’ve worn underwear incorrectly. You can play along…
Dealing with Creeps (w/ Trixie Mattel)
Feb 1, 2019 • 66 min
Trixie Mattel (Winner of RuPaul’s Drag Race: All Stars Season 3) discusses getting touched by strangers in public, being in an “It’s Complicated” relationship on Facebook, shares getting catfish’d by a fan, and of course talks all about Drag Race All…
All Things Panties (w/ Eliot Glazer)
Jan 25, 2019 • 65 min
Eliot Glazer (Broad City, New Girl) discusses spending money on nice underwear for your partner, the grimiest requests he’s received on dates, and how people need to set boundaries in and out of a relationships. Nicole describes her NYE helicopter ride…
Role-Playing (w/ Rachel Bloom)
Jan 18, 2019 • 53 min
“Good role-playing is just bad improv” Rachel Bloom (Crazy Ex-Girlfriend) has an open discussion about finding therapy and using medication to treat mental health. She also discusses why improvisers should not role-play in the bedroom. As kids, Nicole and…
Seeking Professional Advice (w/ Dr. Chris Donaghue)
Jan 11, 2019 • 44 min
Dr. Chris Donaghue (Host of Loveline, sex and relationship therapist) provides Nicole with an honest assessment why she may be single. He provides her relationship advice and a Tinder bio makeover. He also shares how to manage dating multiple people at…
Finding your S/O’s Pet Name (w/ Elizabeth Ho)
Jan 4, 2019 • 47 min
Did you know that couples with pet names statistically have longer lasting relationships? In today’s episode, Nicole and Elizabeth Ho (Disjointed) consider what pet name they would want to have. Elizabeth discusses what it’s like being in a competitive…
Scheduling Your Booty Calls (w/ Raiza Licea)
Dec 28, 2018 • 50 min
“If you’re busy, you need to book a dick appointment” Raiza Licea (UCB) agrees that life is busy and sometimes you just gotta book time for a dicking. Nicole goes on a wild date with her Lyft driver, and reads her latest failed Tinder conversations.…
Dating Gay Twins (w/ Joel Kim Booster)
Dec 21, 2018 • 53 min
“I was apart of an orgy on a ship, where I looked over at my friend who was wearing this guy like a fucking bracelet” Joel Kim Booster joins Nicole to discuss their favorite porn narratives, cock and ball torture, and Joel describes his experience dating…
Getting Past Dick Size (w/ Lisa Hanawalt)
Dec 14, 2018 • 53 min
“He just started sweating so much, that it was like water pouring onto me. And he said it was cause he was sad about his ex-girlfriend.” Lisa Hanawalt (Bojack Horseman, Baby Genuises Podcast) discusses how to deal with boring guys, publicly declaring your…
Love, Lust, and Infatuation (w/ Baron Vaughn)
Dec 7, 2018 • 60 min
“Everyone is doing monogamy. And if you try to cram all those people into one door, someone is gonna get hurt.” Baron Vaughn (Corporate, The New Negros) explains LOVE. What it is to be a love addict, and the differences on love, lust, and infatuation. He…
Nicole Does a Live Tarot Reading (w/ Inessa Frantowski)
Nov 30, 2018 • 56 min
Inessa Frantowski (UCB) performs a live tarot reading for Nicole, and boy, are the results dark. They also discuss at what point in the relationship do you have ‘the talk’, and changing yourself to attract potential partners. Nicole’s giving up and starts…
Dating for Personality or Looks (w/ Erin Whitehead)
Nov 23, 2018 • 60 min
“The thought of you inside me makes me upset” Erin Whitehead (Animals, Wild Horses) shares her experiences on a dating app designed for Apple fans, why she doesn’t like relationships, and dating for looks vs personality. Nicole’s shopping for a sex torso…
Nicole Reviews Guy Fieri’s Restaurant at the Burbank Airport (w/ Justin Noble)
Nov 16, 2018 • 56 min
“This is the best date I’ve ever planned, and it’s all downhill from here.” Nicole opens up about her current dating life! She shares the story of her best date ever at Guy Fieri’s restaurant at the Burbank airport. Justin Noble (Brooklyn Nine-Nine) joins…
Is It OK to Google Your Dates? (w/ Kara Klenk)
Nov 9, 2018 • 64 min
“He gave the podcast people more insight into why we broke up than he did to me” Turns out, talking about your relationship publicly on podcasts could be troublesome. Kara Klenk (Magic for Humans, stand-up) shares her experiences when her break-up details…
Vagina Talk (w/ Megan Neuringer)
Nov 2, 2018 • 62 min
“With size, there’s truly no winning in being an objectified woman.” Megan Neuringer (writer, Portlandia) talks about body anxieties at every size, teaches Nicole about her ovaries and how to find the best relationship advice on Google. Nicole realizes…
Sex Tips to Make Your Girl Cum (w/ Ify Nwadiwe)
Oct 26, 2018 • 58 min
“I promise you, you’ll never fuck good enough to not have to eat pussy” Ify Nwadiwe (@midnight, Buzzfeed Video, Nerdificent Podcast) joins us to discuss playing D&D with the Sprouse twins, provides sex tips for the guys, and living vicariously through…
Ice Cold Kiss (w/ Tony Rodriguez)
Oct 19, 2018 • 60 min
Tony Rodriguez (UCB) discusses his worst dates, the importance of communication during sex, and bad kissing. Nicole shares the time she showed her pussy to her roommate. You can play along and see Nicole’s Tinder bio and photos on her Facebook page at:…
Limp Dick (w/ Pandora Boxx)
Oct 12, 2018 • 57 min
Pandora Boxx (RuPaul’s Drag Race) discusses life after Drag Race, being in an open relationship, and wild fan encounters. Nicole describes her latest nightmare date filled with red flags. Check out Pandora’s new parody single, Oops I Think I Pooped on…
Nicole’s Horny (w/ Mary Sasson)
Oct 5, 2018 • 57 min
Mary Sasson (UCB) discusses the ever growing trends in women’s bodies. Nicole talks about the worst dicks she’s slept with and makes an apology to her Pizza match on Tinder. Also, Nicole’s like really, really horny in this one. You can play along and see…
The Trouble with Threesomes (w/ Jazzmyne Robbins)
Sep 28, 2018 • 53 min
Jazzmyne Robbins (Buzzfeed) is on to discuss thirsting publicly on Instagram, the times they’ve contemplated sleeping with fans, and the problematic nature of threesomes. You can play along and see Nicole’s Tinder bio and photos on her Facebook page at:…
Sex Tapes (w/ Roz Drezfalez)
Sep 21, 2018 • 53 min
Roz Drezfalez (Drag queen, stand-up) discusses the life and struggles of dating as a drag queen. Nicole expresses why dating a improv comic is a turn off for her, and shares her interest in having a sex-tape leaked on Pornhub. Roz’s Instagram:…
Nicole Plays Matchmaker (w/ Jason Kim)
Sep 14, 2018 • 49 min
Jason Kim (Love, Girls) is on the podcast. They talk about how they met over a mutual love for Beyoncé, Nicole shares her latest cocaine bender, and describes the turn of events that lead her to loving her body. You can play along and see Nicole’s Tinder…
Booty Call Horror Story (w/ Jameela Jamil)
Sep 7, 2018 • 59 min
Jameela Jamil (The Good Place) discuss how she got cast in The Good Place, the rejection she got as a child, and shares her most horrifying Tinder date. Check out Jameela’s “I Weigh” Instagram, a movement for us to feel valuable and see how amazing we…
Woke Therapy (w/ Fiona Landers)
Aug 31, 2018 • 47 min
Things get heavy in this episode of Why Won’t You Date Me. Fiona Landers (UCB, Full House) discusses her previous marriage with a comedian, how a death in the family affected her dating life, and ghosting. Nicole reads her Hinge dating app answers and…
Wes from Nailed It is here!
Aug 24, 2018 • 51 min
Weston Bahr is on the podcast to discuss what it’s like to be harassed by Nicole on Nailed It, creepy DMs he gets from fans, all the dick jokes they’ve had to cut from the show, and so much more in this gossip-filled episode. You can play along and see…
Why’d You Stop Dating Me? (w/ Nick Snow)
Aug 17, 2018 • 58 min
Nicole and Nick Snow dated for a month, before Nick decided they should stop seeing one another. Now he’s on the podcast to reminisce their first date, get closure on some things, and get confronted on why he stopped dating her. You can play along and see…
Nicole Answers a Dating Questionnaire (w/ Ego Nwodim)
Aug 10, 2018 • 63 min
Ego Nwodim joins Nicole to talk therapy and the times they’ve shat their pants. Ego takes a look at Nicole’s updated Tinder profile. Nicole re-reads her Bagel Meets Coffee questionnaire and realizes why she may have never got matches on it. You can play…
Boyfriendless Forever (w/ Marcella Arguello)
Aug 3, 2018 • 59 min
Marcella Arguello (stand up, @midnight) joins Nicole to share their love for sucking dick, her worry for being fetishized as a tall woman, and gives Nicole great advice for her Tinder profile. You can play along and see Nicole’s Tinder bio and photos on…
Shoplifting Stories (w/ Sabrina Jalees)
Jul 27, 2018 • 56 min
Sabrina Jalees (Netflix’s The Comedy Lineup) joins Nicole to discuss hot celebrities they’ve taped to their bedroom walls, why they both enjoy gay porn, and both share their shoplifting stories. You can play along and see Nicole’s Tinder bio and photos on…
Nicole’s Opening Bumble Messages (w/ Fran Gillespie)
Jul 20, 2018 • 68 min
Fran Gillespie (SNL, Love, The Good Place) joins Nicole to discuss why it’s harder for women to openly discuss sex than men. Nicole describes her Raya application process and shares her latest unsuccessful Bumble messages. You can play along and see…
Nicole’s Latest Tinder Failures (w/ John Mason & Nicholas Stavola)
Jul 13, 2018 • 53 min
Nicole’s oldest, best friends John Mason & Nicholas Stavola reminisce about their old high school romances, why John wouldn’t take Nicole to their prom, and Nicole shares some hot pussy facts. You can play along and see Nicole’s Tinder bio and photos on…
Racism in Hollywood (w/ Oscar Montoya)
Jul 6, 2018 • 78 min
Oscar Montoya (UCB, Inside the Disney Vault podcast) joins Nicole to talk through his 4 year dry spell, Mario Betalli’s mitten hands, and the rampant racism in Los Angeles. You can play along and see Nicole’s Tinder bio and photos on her Facebook page at:…
Love, Marriage, and Taxes (w/ Nick Wiger)
Jun 29, 2018 • 65 min
Nick Wiger (Doughboys, I Love You America) is on the show to gush about the love for his wife, learn about Nicole’s green card marriage, and talk about responses they get from horny Doughboy fans. Also stay tuned for Nicole’s more recent Tinder stories,…
Why Won’t You Bake with Me (w/ Carl Tart)
Jun 22, 2018 • 58 min
Carl Tart (Comedy Bang Bang, Party Over Here) joins Nicole to discuss their favorite memes, the crazy foods Nicole’s been subjected to on Nailed It!, and why they like swearing in front of kids. You can play along and see Nicole’s Tinder bio and photos on…
Dating Thick (w/ Jon Gabrus)
Jun 15, 2018 • 64 min
The incredible Jon Gabrus (Raised by TV, Action Boyz, High & Mighty podcast) joins Nicole to share the adorable story on meeting his wife, and how it lead him to make out with all of his friends in the process. Nicole confronts Gabrus on why he…
Take a Look at Nicole’s new Tinder Bio! (w/ Zeke Nicholson)
Jun 8, 2018 • 62 min
Zeke Nicholson (A.P. Bio, Take My Wife, Lopez) joins Nicole to share stories from their first acting gigs, discuss the incestuous feel of dating people in the comedy community, and Zeke rates Nicole’s NEW Tinder bio! You can play along and see Nicole’s…
Nicole’s Figuring Out Her Sexuality (w/ Zainab Johnson)
Jun 1, 2018 • 49 min
Zainab Johnson (Stand-up, HonesTEA with Z podcast) is here to answer all of Nicole’s questions on the Muslim religion, what being “emotionally unavailable” means, and Nicole think she’s finally figured out her sexuality. You can play along and see…
Getting Paid for Sex (w/ Meatball and Big Dipper)
May 25, 2018 • 62 min
Buckle up, this episode is a wild one. Nicole is joined by drag queen Meatball and rapper Big Dipper! They discuss how they like to be choked in bed and the times they’ve gotten paid and have paid for sex. Nicole gets convinced to hire a male hooker for…
Live from RuPaul’s DragCon 2018 (w/ Eureka O’Hara)
May 18, 2018 • 51 min
It’s Why Won’t You Date Me’s first live podcast! Eureka O’Hara (RuPaul’s Drag Race season 9 & 10) joins Nicole to discuss what it’s like to have sex in drag, how Drag Race prevents their contestants from hooking up, and answers questions from the…
The World is Pretty Unfair (w/ Jake Weisman)
May 11, 2018 • 59 min
Jake Weisman (Corporate) joins Nicole to talk the traumatic incident that couldn’t let him cum for a decade, his experience with Raya, and how he likes to slips into a his Robin Williams character during sex. You can play along and see Nicole’s Tinder bio…
Advice from a Married Couple (w/ Madeline Walter and Ben Greene)
May 4, 2018 • 62 min
It’s Why Won’t You Date Me’s first married couple guest! Madeline Walter (UCB, Definitely Dying podcast) and Ben Greene (UCB, On The Cusp podcast) discuss the crazy drunken story that nearly made them break up. Nicole shares the times she catfished guys…
Lying About Your Age Online (w/ Molly Tarlov)
Apr 27, 2018 • 47 min
Molly Tarlov (MTV’s Awkward) joins Nicole to talk about their one night stands, Nicole’s experiences on a Jewish dating app, and lying about your age online. You can play along and see Nicole’s Tinder bio and photos on her Facebook page at:…
Body Positivity (w/ Tess Holliday)
Apr 20, 2018 • 51 min
Tess Holliday is a plus sized model who’s attracted some creepy Instagram DMs. She’s on the show to discuss body positivity, Nicole’s latest Tinder failures, and the troubles of Skype sex. You can play along and see Nicole’s Tinder bio and photos on her…
Masturbating to Food (w/ Marcy Jarreau)
Apr 13, 2018 • 58 min
Nicole’s good friend Marcy Jarreau (UCB Comedy, Loosely Exactly Nicole, Kar Dishin’ It podcast) is on the show to discuss Nicole’s hate for the Coffee Meets Bagel dating app, and soup. Check out Marcy Jarreau’s A Funny Feeling podcast on HeadGum! You can…
Nicole’s finally on Raya! (w/ Eliza Skinner)
Apr 6, 2018 • 60 min
With the help from Eliza Skinner (The Late Late with James Corden, Drop The Mic) Nicole is finally on Raya! They discuss what the exclusive dating platform is like, and if they would ever date their own fans. Nicole also admits her love for shoplifting to…
The Fappening (w/ Dan Black)
Mar 29, 2018 • 55 min
What if shit actually tasted great, and that’s why people eat ass? Dan Black (UCB Comedy, The Comedians of Wrestling Podcast) is on the show to ask the real questions. Nicole introduces Dan to butt-stuff, details her sexual encounter word doc she keeps,…
Gay Bar Sidewalk Sale (w/ Mano Agapion)
Mar 23, 2018 • 54 min
Mano Agapion (UCB, Horny for Horror) joins Nicole to have a great discussion on race and gender identity, body dysmorphia, and a crazy Grindr threesome story. You can play along and see Nicole’s Tinder bio and photos on her Facebook page at:…
What a Time to be Alive (w/ Langan Kingsley)
Mar 16, 2018 • 49 min
Langan Kingsley (Corporate) joins Nicole to discuss masturbating in public, stalking exes on Instagram, and what Nicole really wants in a man. You can play along and see Nicole’s Tinder bio and photos on her Facebook page at:…
The 5 Love Languages (w/ Warren Burke)
Mar 9, 2018 • 54 min
Warren Burke (Jimmy Kimmel Live!) talks Nicole through her intimacy issues, the 5 love languages, and the time she got mistaken for a hooker. You can play along and see Nicole’s Tinder bio and photos on her Facebook page at:…
Dating Fans (w/ Mike Mitchell)
Mar 2, 2018 • 49 min
This week Mike Mitchell (The Birthday Boys, Doughboys, Love) is on the show to get his Tinder profile rated, discuss whether they would date fans, and why he doesn’t like sharing a bed in a relationship. Things get real in this episode - you won’t want to…
Sexting (w/ Jen D’Angelo)
Feb 23, 2018 • 41 min
Jen D’Angelo (Workaholics, *Loosely Exactly Nicole) is on the show to discuss terrible prank shows they’ve filmed, why Nicole hates Christmas, and sexting. You can play along and see Nicole’s Tinder bio and photos on her Facebook page at:…
Getting Drunk at the Movies (w/ Brooks Wheelan)
Feb 16, 2018 • 54 min
Brooks Wheelan (SNL) is on the show to discuss the ultra-exclusive Raya app, how he once got scabies from a girl he met in a liquor store parking lot, and the time he embarrassed himself in front of George Clooney. You can play along and see Nicole’s…
Featuring the Man Who’s Floor I Peed On (w/ EJ Wolborsky)
Feb 9, 2018 • 41 min
EJ isn’t a comedian, but just a nice guy who’s floor Nicole peed on after a drunken party at an Apple store. Hear them reconcile on what happened that fateful night, and for some wholesome dating advice. You can play along and see Nicole’s Tinder bio and…
Bad Threesomes (w/ Matteo Lane)
Feb 2, 2018 • 54 min
Nicole’s good friend Matteo Lane (Guy Code, @midnight, Ladylike) is on the podcast to rate Nicole’s Tinder, talk about their experiences with threesomes, and discuss the horrors of sucking a dirty dick. You can play along and see Nicole’s Tinder bio and…
Growing Up Fat (w/ Jacob Wysocki)
Jan 26, 2018 • 55 min
Jacob Wysocki (*Loosely Exactly Nicole, UCB Comedy) joins Nicole to discuss being fat, going through puberty, and dating “normies”. You can play along and see Nicole’s Tinder bio and photos on her Facebook page at:…
Do Men Not Respond to Funny Women? (w/ Joanna Bradley)
Jan 19, 2018 • 51 min
Joanna Bradley (UCBComedy, Saturday Night Live) joins Nicole to share some of their bad Craigslist hookups stories, discuss the challenges of dating as a female comedian, AND reveal the time they hooked up! You don’t want to miss this one. You can play…
Would You Date a Chucklefucker? (w/ George Kareman)
Jan 12, 2018 • 44 min
George Kareman (UCB Comedy, Long Haired Businessmen) is on the show to teach Nicole how to use Hinge, and if they would ever date a chucklefucker. Nicole reveals her whole sneaky plan to make out with George. You can play along and see Nicole’s Tinder bio…
We’re Getting Juiced (w/ Alison Rich)
Jan 4, 2018 • 54 min
Alison Rich (The Goldbergs, Party Over Here) joins Nicole for a nice juicing. Get ready to listen to some crazy Tinder hookup stories, find out how Nicole is connected to the Kardashians, and the time Nicole slept with a man who had a LIZARD in his room.…
What’s Up with Hair Conditioner? (w/ Ben Axelrad)
Dec 29, 2017 • 48 min
Nicole’s friend Ben Axelrad (UCB Comedy, Definitely Dying Podcast) joins her to talk therapy, horrible dating stories, and why Nicole and Ben stopped dating after 3 dates. You can play along and see Nicole’s Tinder bio and photos on her Facebook page at:…
The Science Behind Dating Apps (w/ Emily Heller)
Dec 21, 2017 • 62 min
Emily Heller (Comedian, Baby Geniuses) joins Nicole to discuss the stats behind dating apps, steamy movies and the most boring man Nicole has ever dated. Know how IMDB’s star meter works? Please tell us. Email Nicole at [email protected] You can…
Nicole’s Pussy Pic That Went Too Far (w/ Sasheer Zamata)
Dec 15, 2017 • 45 min
Nicole’s dear friend Sasheer Zamata (SNL) joins her to rate her Tinder bio, perform a live-reading of her Tinder conversations and Nicole shares the time the pussy pic she sent to a guy was deemed “too far!!”. Also they didn’t hook up… JUST A LIL FYI FOR…
Bad Hookups (w/ Dan Lippert)
Dec 8, 2017 • 59 min
Dan Lippert (UCB Comedy, Comedy Bang Bang) joins us to talk about Nicole’s abandonment issues, the time she blew him in a bathroom, and Nicole shares the time she slept with a guy with a literal BROKEN dick. You can play along and see Nicole’s Tinder bio…
Tinder Troubles (w/ Will Hines)
Dec 1, 2017 • 56 min
On the first episode of Why Won’t You Date Me, Will Hines (UCB Comedy, Don’t Get Me Started, CollegeHumor) joins Nicole to rate her Tinder game, discuss her past green card marriage, and talk about a lil make out shesh they had. You can play along and see…
Why Won’t You Date Me? Here’s a Little Tease.
Nov 15, 2017 • 7 min
Why is Nicole so single? She’s cute, funny, has a fat ass, and loves giving blow jobs. This podcast is a quest to find the answer. Join Nicole and her guests - comedians and ex-lovers, as they boil it down why dating as a comedian is so hard. Subscribe to…