The Amelia Project

The Amelia Project

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The Amelia Project is a secret agency that fakes its clients’ deaths, then lets them reappear with a brand new identity! A black comedy full of secrets, twists… and cocoa. Start with episode 1.


The Lockdown Tapes 6: Zoom
May 15 • 15 min
“The world might be in lockdown, but people still need to disappear.” Episode 6 of the bonus miniseason The Lockdown Tapes.
The Lockdown Tapes 5: Hurdy-Gurdy
May 4 • 10 min
“Okay, time for my self-interview…” Episode 5 of the bonus miniseason The Lockdown Tapes.
The Lockdown Tapes 4: Sangoma
Apr 27 • 12 min
“The reason I haven’t called is because I’ve been… in hiding!” Episode 4 of the bonus miniseason The Lockdown Tapes.
The Lockdown Tapes 3: Lampitt LC-62E
Apr 22 • 9 min
“But, I have you! It’s you and me. We’re in this together, and together we can… I’m talking to the tape recorder.” Episode 3 of the bonus miniseason The Lockdown Tapes.
The Lockdown Tapes 2: Pangolin
Apr 18 • 8 min
“Amelia. I’m going mad again. And it’s not an itch this time.” Episode 2 of the bonus miniseason The Lockdown Tapes.
The Lockdown Tapes 1: Soap
Apr 16 • 12 min
“Amelia! I need you now! I’m absolutely desperate!” Episode 1 of the bonus miniseason The Lockdown Tapes.
HAMMER - Lockdown Special - Crossover with SCP Archives
Mar 28 • 17 min
“Hello? Have I reached The SCP Archives? This is Alvina. Our offices are getting wrecked.” A special lockdown bonus episode. Stay safe and wash your hands!
Episode 24 - Phil & Amber - LIVE SHOW - Valentine’s Day Special
Feb 14 • 28 min
“There was no need to drag Pancake into this!” Episode 24, Season 2.
Episode 23 - Andy Spark - LIVE SHOW - Crossover with We Fix Space Junk
Jan 16 • 41 min
“It’s so frustrating to be born into the wrong millennium.” Episode 23, Season 2.
Episode 22 - Richard - Season 2 Finale
Nov 1, 2019 • 27 min
“I always obey the dice.” Episode 22, Season 2 Finale.
Episode 21 - Ant
Oct 18, 2019 • 21 min
“They’re after me. The Chinese. The Americans. The Russians. The Turks. The North Koreans. I don’t think I’ll last long under torture…” Episode 21, Season 2.
Episode 20 - Cleo
Oct 4, 2019 • 24 min
“Congratulations. You’ve reached The Brotherhood of the Phoenix.” Episode 20, Season 2.
Episode 19 - Cole
Sep 20, 2019 • 20 min
“I’m trapped in a nightmare! I can’t wake up! Heeeeeelp!” Episode 19, Season 2.
Episode 18 - Niseag
Sep 6, 2019 • 17 min
“Dunno. I think it’s Gaelic.” Episode 18, Season 2.
Episode 17 - Bartholomew BEEP-face Chucklepants Knucklecracker
Aug 23, 2019 • 24 min
“At Amelia we’ve always wanted to get into politics.” Episode 17, Season 2.
Episode 16 - The Italians
Aug 9, 2019 • 25 min
“You’ll be sleeping with the fishes.” Episode 16, Season 2.
Episode 15 - The Rejects
Jul 26, 2019 • 21 min
“There’s a tape here marked ‘NOT AMELIA MATERIAL’.” Episode 15, Season 2.
Episode 14 - Venerio
Jul 19, 2019 • 27 min
“That I am willing to leave the lagoon to meet you, demonstrates how desperate I am.” Episode 14, beginning of Season 2.
Liquified Marzipan - Sound Design Bonus Episode
Jul 12, 2019 • 27 min
“Help! The season 2 launch is next week, and I’m not ready! My computer crashed and the producers are complete maniacs! I need to disappear now!” A Behind the Scenes Bonus Episode focusing on the Sound Design of The Amelia Project.
Episode 13 - Klaus - Christmas Special
Dec 14, 2018 • 23 min
“If I’m not out of here by Christmas… I’ll be dead.” Episode 13, Season 1, Christmas Special.
Episode 12 - Percy Part 2 - World Audio Drama Day Special
Oct 30, 2018 • 31 min
“Are you sitting comfortably?” Season 1, Episode 12.
Veuve Clicquot
Jun 21, 2018 • 7 min
“Leave your message after the beep.” Real messages to The Amelia Project.
Episode 11 - Tara & Lily - Season 1 Finale
May 31, 2018 • 21 min
“Take the 4:20am from Paddington and bring matches, a compass, carabiner hooks and Maltesers.” Episode 11, Season 1 Finale.
Jumbo Pepsi
May 29, 2018 • 4 min
“I bet you a spring roll they’ll be calling us.” Prologue to Episode 11, Season 1.
Episode 10 - Melissa Menken
May 17, 2018 • 18 min
“Coincidence is the word we use when we can’t see the levers and pulleys.” Season 1, Episode 10.
Peppermint Schnapps
May 15, 2018 • 4 min
“Alvina, this is going to knock your socks off!” Prologue to Episode 10, Season 1.
Out Of Office
Apr 17, 2018 • 6 min
“This is a pilgrimage Alvina, a pilgrimage!” The Amelia Project is out of office, and there’s a message from the the Amelia team.
Episode 9 - Percy
Apr 5, 2018 • 17 min
“They’re following my every move. They’re listening to every word I say. Every. Single. Word.” Season 1, Episode 9.
Semi Skimmed Milk
Apr 3, 2018 • 2 min
“Don’t even finish that sentence.” Prologue to Episode 9, Season 1.
Episode 8 - Luke Dougal
Mar 15, 2018 • 21 min
“He opened the bottomless pit, and there arose a smoke out of the pit, as the smoke of a great furnace, and the sun and the air were darkened by the smoke.” Season 1, Episode 8.
Blood
Mar 13, 2018 • 2 min
“I’m bleeding!” Prologue to Episode 8, Season 1.
Episode 7 - Bob
Mar 1, 2018 • 16 min
“There are thirty one million people waiting for me.” Season 1, Episode 7.
Water
Feb 27, 2018 • 3 min
“What’s the point Alvina! It’s all so boring!” Prologue to Episode 7, Season 1.
Episode 6 - Steve Laurence Stroud
Feb 15, 2018 • 21 min
“I’ve messed up. Big time. There has to be a way out… And you’re going to help me find it…” Season 1, Episode 6.
Double Espresso
Feb 13, 2018 • 4 min
”So the world is about to end?” Prologue to Episode 6, Season 1.
Episode 5 - Siiri
Feb 1, 2018 • 21 min
“Your answerphone message is paradoxical. Please answer this question: If there is no phone call, how could I hear the message?” Season 1, Episode 5.
Espresso
Jan 30, 2018 • 2 min
“A mobile phone? Why why why why why why? Why would you do this to me?” Prologue to Episode 5, Season 1.
How would you like to disappear? - Behind the Scenes Bonus Episode
Jan 18, 2018 • 27 min
“It’s all just so wonderful I can’t get away!” Behind the Scenes Bonus Episode to Season 1.
Beer
Jan 16, 2018 • 2 min
“Hello from our launch party in Oslo!” Prologue to the Behind the Scenes Bonus Episode, Season 1.
Episode 4 - Nathaniel McBride
Jan 4, 2018 • 19 min
“What do you want? Who are you?” Season 1, Episode 4.
Bubble Liquid
Jan 2, 2018 • 1 min
“What? We’re out of bubble liquid?” Prologue to Episode 4, Season 1.
Episode 3 - Alicia Cairn
Dec 21, 2017 • 20 min
“Hello. It’s Alicia Cairn. Yes, THE Alicia Cairn. Whatever the hell that means.” Season 1, Episode 3.
Empress Grey
Dec 19, 2017 • 1 min
“I’m so excited… Everything’s ready. There’s a pot of Empress Grey brewing.” Prologue to Episode 3, Season 1.
Episode 2 - Zale Indigo Ravenheart
Dec 7, 2017 • 19 min
“How quickly can this be done? I don’t have much time. I leave planet Earth tonight.” Season 1, Episode 2.
Chateau Lafite
Dec 5, 2017 • 2 min
“What are those numbers? Is this some sort of countdown?” Prologue to Episode 2, Season 1.
Episode 1 - Elizabeth Barlow
Nov 30, 2017 • 20 min
“Prove you’re the best…Call me.” Season 1, Episode 1.
Cocoa
Nov 16, 2017 • 1 min
“But I can’t work without cocoa!” Prologue to Episode 1, Season 1.