The Very Good Adventuring Team

The Very Good Adventuring Team
We are very good.
C01E079: Flamestrike Your Paninis
Apr 14 • 60 min
Are we finally at the end of this long and winding road? You won't believe this new method of making sandwiches.
C01E078: Lettuce Say Goodbye
Apr 7 • 60 min
In which we learn how durable Lettuce is to acid breath. You won't believe how durable he isn't.
C01E077: Lettuce
Mar 31 • 60 min
Melvin Melvins more Melvin. You won't Melvin how Melvin you can Melvin with this one simple Melvin.
C01E076: Melvin Metagame
Mar 24 • 60 min
Whoooo doggies we really get down to some fighting in this one. Earthlings can't resist combat episodes if you include this one simple thing.
C01E075: Lawdy Them Ghosts
Mar 17 • 60 min
No good deed goes unpunished in a graveyard. Listen for ten easy tricks on destroying magic gems.
C01E074: Moist
Mar 10 • 60 min
The gang continues on this hard road to Paryprio. You won't believe how many times we can say the word MOIST.
C01E073: How to Train Your Melvin
Mar 3 • 60 min
We dabble in imaginary hostile conflict resolution. Find out which law you might be breaking without even knowing it.
C01E072: Kolvikk’s Hammer
Feb 24 • 60 min
What's up with all the peace lately? This one simple trick is impossible for goblins to resist. Can you guess what it is?
C01E071: On the Road Again
Feb 17 • 60 min
Random encounters for all! You won't believe the number of farts in this episode. Seriously, you might not.
C01E070: Eastern Ankheg
Feb 10 • 60 min
We start this episode with combat, and we end it with combat. Nebraskans can't believe this one simple trick to lower their insurance rates though combat.
C01E069: Nice
Feb 3 • 60 min
Episode 69. Huh huhhh hhahhahh. Nice. Nice. Niiiiiiiiicccceeeee. Nice. Nyyyayaaayaaassssssssssssss. Nice.
C01E068: A Clue
Jan 27 • 60 min
The gang gets a clue regarding cleaning Chad's taint. The world gets turned upside down on some orcs, and you won't believe what they look like now.
C01E067: Hot Hades Handy
Jan 20 • 60 min
Combat baby, you friggin know it. one out of seven Waterdavians can't identify how many people are actually involved in a devil's one way, can you?
C01E066: PhD in Lichery
Jan 13 • 60 min
Tavern friendships are forever. The gang starts talking about supplies, and you won't believe how long we can talk about supplies.
C01E065: chad Chad CHAD CHAD
Jan 6 • 60 min
C01E064: What Do You Mean We Lost?
Dec 30, 2018 • 60 min
There's something amiss with the Chalice. The gang takes a long rest. What happens next will shock you.
C01E063: Stolen
Dec 23, 2018 • 60 min
It's time to visit the bank in Kingsbury. Some folks want to make a withdrawl, and you won't believe who it is.
C01E062: Roscoe in the Mist
Dec 16, 2018 • 60 min
Some friends become enemies and enemies become friends. You won't believe who gets moist in this episode.
C01E061: Recap #3
Dec 16, 2018 • 86 min
We recap episodes 42 - 60.
C01E060: What is Born and What is Made
Dec 9, 2018 • 60 min
A fight ensues…or does it? A French table arrives, and you won't believe the accent they have.
C01E059: O Henry
Dec 2, 2018 • 60 min
Peace returns to the farm, but the strays keep coming. We discover there's a thing called Perryland, and you won't believe what it is.
C01E058: A Sixth Level Fisting
Nov 25, 2018 • 60 min
A whole lot of combat. Eight out of four Americans don't recognize this level of fisting. Can you?
C01E057: Batawang
Nov 18, 2018 • 60 min
The gang makes decisions on staying or going. Jeff Dude makes sandals, and you won't believe how ugly they are.
C01E056: Cotton Eye Kolvikk
Nov 11, 2018 • 60 min
A plan is formed and executed upon. Expecto Steve. Melvin gets out his poking stick, and you won’t believe what he pokes.
C01E055: Vengeance, Thy Name is VGAT
Nov 4, 2018 • 60 min
How long could it possibly take to come up with a plan? Well, it depends on how much you've had to drink. The gang decides you break out a magnificent fist, and you won't believe who's fist it is.
C01E054: Homecoming
Oct 28, 2018 • 60 min
There's a great deal of discussion on the path forward. Then a little more discussion. A plan is formed. A mystery guest from the past appears, and you won't believe what Dhunk has been up to!
C01E053: We Run for Once
Oct 21, 2018 • 60 min
A bold choice aids in the escape. Kolvikk gets mad at the goddess. A small gift for the gang. A great deal of discussion. There's a different bag of beans out there, and you won't believe what it does.
C01E052: Lardoona
Oct 14, 2018 • 60 min
Everything changes.
C01E051: I Love Clams
Oct 7, 2018 • 60 min
Kovikk's dreams are a little too close to reality. The gang levels up. We learn a little more about Jeff Dude. the gang enjoys a few carnival games. You won't believe our new outro.
C01E050: Beyond the Veil
Sep 30, 2018 • 60 min
The Clam Slam continues! Roscoe moves along on his journey…maybe all the way to the end. Prince Dolo! The gang proposes a four way, and you won't believe who says yes.
C01E049: I Guess We Just Enjoy Our Clams
Sep 23, 2018 • 60 min
AI-infused learning pogs. It's always the Clam Slam. We learn the history of pogs and Karmooga. Kolvikk trains hard. The tournament begins, but Roscoe has another path. Kolvikk has to make a song out of three words, and you won't believe what they are.
C01E048: Karmooga Arrival
Sep 16, 2018 • 60 min
The fight with the cyclopes continues. Odysseus joins the battle. The valley, the waterfall, the entrance. We meet more Clam Slammers. We meet a friend from the future past, and you won't believe how Kolvikk cools his clams.
C01E047: Wiener Glue and a Magic Boat
Sep 9, 2018 • 60 min
Just a little light clown torture. The perils of winning. Gifts from the Free Raven Company. The secret to living to 100 is up this river path.
C01E046: Huhuuhaahaheeheehheehahahhonk
Sep 2, 2018 • 60 min
Clown combat continues, and resolves. The gang attempts to interrogate a clown. It goes pretty much how you think it would. We beep out our first word, and you'll never guess what it was.
C01E045: Just Fight the Damn Clowns Already
Aug 26, 2018 • 60 min
The gang arrives with the Free Raven Company. They talk about clowns. Then they talk about clowns some more. Oh my god they're still talking about clowns. OK, then they start fighting clowns. The sounds from the woods will haunt your dreams.
C01E044: If You Roll a 99
Aug 19, 2018 • 60 min
A chimera is banished…or is it? We admit to our mistakes and fix them. Wolf bonding. Finding the Free Raven Company. We need to name a new pet, and you won't believe what Melvin decides on.
C01E043: Jeff Dude
Aug 12, 2018 • 60 min
Repeat deaths! The blessing of Jason Bryce. A lovely buffet. Wizard Missile returns. Grace wants to save the puppy. Jeff Dude was down there a long time, and you won't believe how he kept the buffet full.
C01E042: Sorry About Your Friend
Aug 5, 2018 • 60 min
The gang entertains petty theft from their friends. The power of Bryce compels you. We meet some family. The Tomb of Jason Bryce is found. People die. People come back. We get a choice of bowls, and you won't believe which one Hans picks.
C01E041: Recap #2
Aug 5, 2018 • 74 min
We sit down at the game table and recap episodes 22 - 40. Also tangents.
C01E040: Roscoe’s Silver Tongue
Jul 29, 2018 • 60 min
The gang arrives in Alys Esari. They go to Drinking Place. Everyone is pretty cool, like, racially. We meet a Team Excellence. A game of Pogs! We talk about pickup lines and you won't believe some of the things we say.
C01E039: 1001 Uses for Immovable Rods
Jul 22, 2018 • 60 min
A dance party gone horribly wrong. A big volume transition. The gang gets on up to level 10. Grace finds Tim Tosscobble's journal. This episode has 420 poop jokes, and you won't believe number 69.
C01E038: Let’s Just Take It From These Nerds
Jul 15, 2018 • 60 min
Sweet bro nothings are whispered and the tournament continues! Mushrooms can have hilarious shapes. Something isn't right about the situation our boys find themselves in. A door slides open, and you won't believe what sound it makes.
C01E037: Into Darkness
Jul 8, 2018 • 60 min
We meet the students competing in the tournament. Melvin, Kip, and Hercules face their greatest challenge yet: Their first challenge. Only one of them needs to survive, and you won't believe the first one to die.
C01E036: Aegis Speechless
Jul 1, 2018 • 60 min
Roscoe stabs himself. Melvin wants to. Kolvikk discovers a very special plant in the snowy woods. The gang tells Aegis the results of their adventure to Conriston. We introduce the beginning of a Melvin Backstory Adventure.
C01E035: Horrible Horrible Monsters
Jun 24, 2018 • 60 min
Something terrible has happened in the town of Conriston. Our heroes have shown up to investigate. Melvin has a new rental policy, and it might surprise you.
C01E034: Interview with a Death God
Jun 17, 2018 • 60 min
Clown combat completes. The gang spends a lot of time talking to Exut and trying to figure out their future. Aegis wants the gang to check out a nearby town, and you won't believe what they DON'T find there.
C01E033: Sacrifice
Jun 10, 2018 • 60 min
The gang helps Nansen find the cave he's been looking for, and Nansen finds his way home. Melvin gets a new toy! There's a clown union has five gripes with the VGAT, and number seven is unpossible.
C01E032: Our Pal Nansen
Jun 3, 2018 • 60 min
Melvin's dreams are starting to come true. We meet a new friend and a new journey begins. We find some new enemies to fight, and you won't believe what they're afraid of.
C01E031: Get Out of My Dreams
May 27, 2018 • 60 min
A missing mayor and an excellent butler. We delve into the basement that shouldn't be there. Two young ladies and a stubborn stone statue. Three dreams come to our boys, and you won't believe who brought ice cream.
C01E030: No Resting in the Dungeon
May 20, 2018 • 60 min
The gang fights some heckin hounds in this here episode. Real heckin hounds. Melvin doesn't want to make anyone jealous of his soup. Six reason why resting in the dungeon is a bad idea - number 2 will make you crap your pants.
C01E029: Maybe You Should Eat This Guy
May 13, 2018 • 60 min
The gang meets and mildly abuses a farmer. We learn that a mayor has disappeared and apparently no one cares. Forget everything you were taught about soup before you listen to this episode.
C01E028: The Very Good Birthday Party Team
May 6, 2018 • 60 min
Kenku fights continue. There's head guts. Exut tells the gang about their next destination. We find out someone is a gambling boob looker, and you won't believe who it is.
C01E027: Please Stab Me
Apr 29, 2018 • 59 min
We learn about orc history and culture. Aegis stops by unannounced. He'd like the gang to take his daughter on an adventure. Daf brings her horse along, and you won't believe what a huge surprise he has for our team.
C01E026: Mostly Rambling
Apr 22, 2018 • 60 min
The gang talks over Exut's revelations. We push the boundaries of getting a cease and desist howler. We get to know a few new folks in our world, and you won't believe who's living down by the river.
C01E025: Kesha’s Bling of Healing
Apr 15, 2018 • 60 min
It's time to kill some bandits y'all. The gang gets loots. Exut makes an appearance to show our boys what's what. The amulet is retrieved, and you won't believe what it looks like now.
C01E024: Fort Assault
Apr 8, 2018 • 60 min
Our daring adventurers do their best to get inside the bandit's fort. In a completely unexpected turn - a fight breaks out. Melvin uses shocking grasp. Where does he grasp? The answer will shock you.
C01E023: Ye Olde Magic Shoppe
Apr 1, 2018 • 60 min
Cube experimentation gets wierd. The Harvest Festival begins! A house gets looted. The gang journeys out to a bandit camp. Roscoe wants a discount, and you won't believe what he's willing to do to get it.
C01E022: She Just Drifted Away
Mar 25, 2018 • 60 min
A great battle is fought between two rival adventuring teams. That's pretty much it. That's pretty much what we do in this one. Someone gets webbed to the shoreline, and you actually might not believe what happens next.
C01E021: Recap #1
Mar 25, 2018 • 7 min
We recap episodes 1 - 20 in this episode, making it an excellent jumping in point for new listeners.
C01E020: Crustacean Station
Mar 18, 2018 • 60 min
Things get mighty crabby in the tunnels under Anden. The gang discovers a mysterious cavern. Can you guess who's going to show up at the end of this episode? 113% of all people get this impossible riddle wrong.
C01E019: Bloop
Mar 11, 2018 • 60 min
Stranded in the tower! The gang buys horses. The gang makes some working class friends. Level up! The opening ceremonies of the Harvest Festival get rolling, and you won't believe who doesn't show up.
C01E018: The Mediocre Criminal Team
Mar 4, 2018 • 60 min
Oh man folks, this episode is a real doozy. The gang resorts to kidnapping. They use spells they don't even have. They debate extensively. There's a famous person involved, and you won't believe what they look like today.
C01E017: The Flawless Plan
Feb 25, 2018 • 60 min
The gang finds a chest of goodies. They're snatched up to Yasya and given a new quest. Wassup wit dat firehouse? Aegis swings by, and they get yet another quest! We talk about poop again, and you won't believe how far we take it this time.
C01E016: My Spirit Animal is Rock
Feb 18, 2018 • 60 min
A local farmer has bear troubles. The team heads out to help out. They discover twelve new uses for bee hives, and you won't believe number seven.
C01E015: Stupid Tower
Feb 11, 2018 • 60 min
The gang continues to try to rid the world of pink eye. A treacherous climb to the top of a tower. Wizardly rewards await those bold enough to make it! There's a round of nicknames for Ploob, and you won't believe what the boys come up with.
C01E014: Ray of Perkins Unleashed
Feb 4, 2018 • 60 min
A high stakes pogs game goes down, and there's a lot of pants on the line. Rumor of an unplundered tower takes the gang west. Melvin breaks out a new spell, and you won't believe the effects it has.
C01E013: A Vision and a Claim
Jan 28, 2018 • 60 min
Our crew faces down their first dragon. Roscoe has a vision and a visit from a Goddess. Level up! The gang decides what to do with dragon parts, and you won't believe what Roscoe decides on.
C01E012: Breakfast Interrupted
Jan 21, 2018 • 60 min
The umber hulk is revealed in a town spectacle. Celebrations are had by all but a few. Breakfast is served. The gang blacks out, and you won't believe where they wake up.
C01E011: Our Best Hulk
Jan 14, 2018 • 60 min
The gang goes umber hulk hunting. Checking in with Aegis. We take measure against the Super Amazing Adventure Friends, and you won't believe what they come back with.
C01E010: A Graceful Home
Jan 7, 2018 • 60 min
Leveling up! Character Q&A. One brought in and one brought to rest. The possibility of a new home? Do wizards poop into another dimension? You won't believe the answer.
C01E009: Like a Turducken
Dec 31, 2017 • 60 min
Suspicious feelings over breakfast. Drunken babysitters. Hill giant fights. We find Pardon. The gang has a body to deal with, and you won't believe where they store it.
C01E008: Adoption Papers
Dec 24, 2017 • 60 min
This episode has it all. The end of the ghosts! A special blessing from the pool. Q&A with the boys. A very heavy wager. The boys visit the broken egg, and you won't believe who's gone missing.
C01E007: Ghouls and Riddles and Ghosts
Dec 17, 2017 • 60 min
The combat continues for our brave heroes. Then there's brain combat. Then we go back to regular combat. Melvin gets some new attire, and you won't believe how comfortable it is.
Dec 10, 2017 • 60 min
We learn a little bit about our boys and they learn about a new job. We get a little fiery combat started. Roscoe has an all clear nature call, and you won't believe how it sounds.
C01E005: Catch and Release
Dec 3, 2017 • 60 min
We discover the consequences of releasing alpha badgers and creating ice skating rinks indoors. There are secret passageways and hallway conflicts. We finally find out Desire's fate, and you won't believe what the gang decides.
C01E004: Bread Can Be Buttered Twice
Nov 26, 2017 • 60 min
The gang is attacked on the way back to town. Surprise awaits them in the shop. Someone on the team is considering becoming an assassin, and you won't believe how everyone else reacts!
C01E003: A Hardmeat Trap
Nov 19, 2017 • 60 min
The team finds themselves bumping into dead end after dead end. Frustration mounts. A trip to the lake yields very little useful data. The fate of a lute hangs in the balance, and you won't believe how it turns out!
C01E002: Build up to a Hot Carl
Nov 12, 2017 • 60 min
The gang beats the street for clues and explores the town a bit. We meet new townsfolk and learn about Anden's seedy underbelly. Our guys step into the dancer's dressing room, and you won't believe who they meet!
C01E001: Getting in with Power
Nov 5, 2017 • 60 min
In the very first ever episode of VGAT we learn about the world of Maloto and meet our adventuring team for the first time. The gang gets their first job in the big leagues, and you won't believe how it turns out.