Spider Bytes Podcast

Spider Bytes Podcast

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Every week Ashley and Spider come together to discuss topics they individually bring to the group in this pre-recorded podcast. Episodes are uploaded on Tuesdays.


End of the World Jitters
Jul 7 • 66 min
In this week’s episode, Spider is joined by special guests Shay and Michelle to talk about how they met, random marriage proposals, spontaneous things they’ve done and more.
Harvest Moon and Super Sonic
Jun 30 • 53 min
In this week’s episode, Ashley and Spider get nostalgic about video games, talk about useless knowledge and more.Originally recorded on June 23, 2020.This episode is brought to you by TeePublic. Find the hottest designs by independent artists from…
Spider Bytes Talks Avatar
Jun 23 • 80 min
In this week’s episode, Ashley and Spider discuss trivia games, review Avatar: The Last Airbender and more.
He Left Behind My Birthday Present
Jun 16 • 92 min
In this week’s episode, Ashley and Spider talk about which of their rooms describe them the best, give out Animal Crossing updates and more.
Black Lives Matter
Jun 9 • 75 min
In this week’s episode, Ashley and Spider discuss the Black Lives Matter movement, systemic racism in the U.S. and more.Originally recorded on June 4, 2020.When You’re Done: Educate Yourself. This Doesn’t Go Away Once The Topic Isn’t,…
Vague Life Plans and Alternate Timelines
Jun 2 • 73 min
On this week’s episode, Ashley and Spider discuss qualities they want in a friend, businesses they would start and more.
Implied Shrimp Flavor
May 19 • 64 min
On this week’s episode, Ashley and Spider talk about things they’ve forgotten that they ordered, how long should a nap be and more.
Animal Crossing Explained
May 12 • 99 min
On this week’s episode, Ashley and Spider discuss the ins and outs of Animal Crossing New Horizons.
Time Travel is a Thing
May 5 • 85 min
This week Ashley and Spider talk about their favorite school subjects and teachers, things they could do and watch repeatedly, and more.
Famous People Problems
Apr 28 • 89 min
This week Ashley and Spider discuss things they’re looking forward to while being locked down, things they miss from their childhood, and more.
The Language Of Fight
Apr 21 • 87 min
In this week’s extravagant anime episode Ashley and Spider talk about anime they’ve grown up with, their favorite anime, new anime they’re watching, and more.
Drama Based TV Shows For Kids
Apr 14 • 62 min
In this week’s episode Ashley and Spider talk about childhood shows that they liked and disliked, foods they can’t get enough of, and more.
Totally Accurate Buzzfeed Quiz
Apr 7 • 84 min
This week Ashley and Spider discuss formative songs of their past, times they’ve locked themselves out and more.
The Idea Of Seafood
Mar 31 • 82 min
This week Ashley and Spider discuss more of their favorite things, tasks they’ve learned how to do from the internet and more.
Back To The Virus
Mar 24 • 65 min
This week Ashley and Spider talk about what makes people successful, what they’ve been doing during quarantine and more.
Biting Popsicles
Mar 17 • 78 min
This week Ashley and Spider discuss the CoronaVirus pandemic, things specific to their location, odd food habits and more.
Solid Food + Liquid = Soup
Mar 10 • 64 min
This week Ashley and Spider answer some highly debated questions, discuss common phobias and more.
Random Question Roulette
Mar 3 • 44 min
On this week’s episode, Spider pulls up a random question generator and answers everything that comes his way.
Wet Socks and Dating Apps
Feb 25 • 64 min
On this episode, Ashley and Spider discuss things they’ve been putting off recently, interesting ways they’ve met people and more.
100 Episodes Later
Feb 18 • 94 min
It’s episode 100! On this episode, Ashley and Spider reflect about things they’ve learned over these past 100 episodes, things they’ve had to explain to someone younger than them and more.
No You Can’t Have Coleslaw
Feb 11 • 84 min
On this episode, Ashley and Spider talk about things they’ve lost, things that make them nervous and more.Originally recorded on February 6, 2020.This episode is brought to you by TeePublic. Find the hottest designs by independent artists from around…
Cars and Overcomplications
Feb 4 • 72 min
In this week’s episode, Ashley and Spider talk about exciting car stories, overcomplicating simple things, and more.
Slushy, Gross and Wet
Jan 28 • 55 min
In this week’s episode, Ashley and Spider discuss video game loot drops, pet personalities, and more.
Hot Chemical Water in your Eye
Jan 21 • 57 min
On this episode Ashley and Spider discuss lifetime stats, completed bucket list items, and more.
Snow is Pretty…Dangerous
Jan 14 • 66 min
On this episode Ashley and Spider talk about stupid injuries they’ve received, their creative outlets, and more.
What Can Go Bad Will Go Bad
Jan 7 • 62 min
On this episode Ashley and Spider talk about what they want to leave behind in 2019, things they weren’t prepared for before living alone, and more.
A Year of Spider Bytes
Dec 31, 2019 • 77 min
On this episode Ashley and Spider reflect on their favorite and listener favorite moments from the episodes of 2019.
Blame it on the Sick Brain
Dec 24, 2019 • 53 min
This week Ashley and Spider discuss things that make them happy, the best way to discover new media and more.
How Do Links Work?
Dec 17, 2019 • 64 min
This week Ashley and Spider everyday things that aren’t shown in movies, their starter Pokémon choices and more.
The Perfect Circle Podcast
Dec 10, 2019 • 74 min
This week Ashley and Spider talk about helpful skills they have, things they didn’t realize were expensive when they were younger, ridiculous facts and more.
You Get Lucky or You Don’t
Dec 3, 2019 • 76 min
This week Ashley and Spider discuss things in media that made them cry, places they want to live in and more.
Did Grandma Lie?
Nov 19, 2019 • 81 min
On this week’s episode Ashley and Spider discuss things that media emphasized that aren’t that common in real life, what they would do with their time if they didn’t have to sleep and more.
The Average People Olympics
Nov 12, 2019 • 78 min
On this week’s episode Ashley and Spider talk about events in the Average People Olympics, the most adventurous things they’ve done and more.
My Ho-Tato
Nov 5, 2019 • 59 min
On this week’s episode Ashley and Spider discuss things they can’t do that others can, little things that improve their day, mobile games and more.
We Just Don’t Care Enough
Oct 29, 2019 • 75 min
On this week’s episode Ashley and Spider talk about what they do with their time, how they would live in Stardew Valley and more.
Terrible Roommates
Oct 15, 2019 • 90 min
On this week’s episode Ashley and Spider play another round of This or That, rate themselves as roommates and more.
The Quad-fecta of Male Voice Actors
Oct 8, 2019 • 91 min
This week Ashley and Spider talk about if they want to be famous, trends they’re not aware of and more.
Duolingo Threatens Us
Oct 1, 2019 • 73 min
In this week’s episode Ashley and Spider celebrate two years of the podcast! They discuss the most interesting places they’ve been to, TV shows they’re looking forward in the fall season and more.
Why Not be a Disappointment
Sep 24, 2019 • 51 min
On this week’s episode Ashley and Spider talk about jobs they’d be horrible at, gifts that didn’t fit them, and more.
It’s a Michigan Thing
Sep 17, 2019 • 70 min
On this week’s episode Ashley and Spider discuss their bucket lists, things everyone should experience at least once in their lives, and more.
Screw Disney
Sep 10, 2019 • 83 min
This week Ashley and Spider talk about funny things that their family members have done, popular things that they don’t like, and more.
School and Superpowers
Sep 3, 2019 • 61 min
On this episode Ashley and Spider discuss school memories, drawbacks of superpowers, and more.
Fast Food Fight
Aug 28, 2019 • 57 min
On this week’s episode Spider and Ashley compare fast food items, discuss their beliefs in luck, and more.
BitLife vs Real Life
Aug 20, 2019 • 70 min
Spider’s back from Chicago! This week he and Ashley talk about wild animals they wish they could own and new apps they’ve been using.
Dumb Cat Fact
Aug 6, 2019 • 80 min
In this week’s episode, Ashley and Spider discuss their depths of knowledge, favorites artists, and more.
Human Bodies are a Mess
Jul 30, 2019 • 61 min
This week, Ashley and Spider talk about their ability to survive in the wilderness, the mind’s ability to black out and still complete tasks and more.
Stormy Weather Coming At Ya!
Jul 23, 2019 • 67 min
In this week’s episode Ashley and Spider talk about Spider’s recent travels, things they haven’t experienced and being proved wrong late in life.
When are you Having Kids
Jul 9, 2019 • 57 min
This week Ashley and Spider discuss what they hate about social media and what they have planned for the Fourth of July.
Tranq the Parents, Keep the Kids
Jul 2, 2019 • 59 min
In this week’s episode Ashley and Spider play a game of This or That, discuss outlandish stories and try to understand teenagers a little bit better.
Why is the Brain Weird?
Jun 25, 2019 • 55 min
This week Ashley and Spider discuss what they search the internet for when they’re bored, what kinds of music they listen to, and more.
Sketchy Ice Cream Trucks
Jun 4, 2019 • 50 min
This week Ashley and Spider talk about things they do to get over being sick, things that they want to do but haven’t, and more.
Street Level Sucks
May 28, 2019 • 52 min
On this week’s episode, Ashley and Spider discuss their least favorite chores and shows they wanted to be a part of as kids.
Let’s Talk BTS
May 21, 2019 • 82 min
This week Spider really gets into BTS, we talk about what brought us to social media and incorrect things we believed when we were younger.
Drag Me Down a K-Pop Hole
May 14, 2019 • 79 min
This week we talk about getting old, habits we’ve tried to break, and songs that spark vivid memories.
Pennsylvania IDs Are Gross
May 7, 2019 • 60 min
This week we talk about paying it forward, what we did for our 21st birthday and some differences between our states.
Arm Covered in Elephant Snot
Apr 30, 2019 • 98 min
On this week’s episode we discuss our high school accomplishments, things that give us anxiety and our earliest memories.
He Left His Shorts As Payment
Apr 23, 2019 • 48 min
On this week’s episode we throw out some dates and do the Florida Man challenge and we talk about sounds that bother us.
Kitchen Talk
Apr 16, 2019 • 87 min
On this week’s episode we talk about our favorite dishes to cook and our motivations for joining the podcast.
Subbed or Dubbed?
Apr 9, 2019 • 54 min
This week Ashley and Spider talk about their dream cell phones and their preferences between subbed and dubbed media.
I Hate My Brain
Apr 2, 2019 • 49 min
This week we discuss the things we do to cheer ourselves up and the wild things we would do if we won the lottery.
Spring Bake and Conversation Sessions
Mar 26, 2019 • 47 min
This week Ashley and Spider talk about the progression of the internet and discuss the phenomenon of ASMR.
Spider Forgot to Hit Record
Mar 19, 2019 • 46 min
Spider makes a big oops this week! Join us as we talk about things we never thought we’d do and foods we’d like to try but haven’t yet.
MeatFest 2019
Mar 12, 2019 • 49 min
This week Ashley and Spider talk about disturbing scenes from children’s movies and what they’re looking forward to in 2019.
No One Expects a Foot to the Face
Mar 5, 2019 • 48 min
This week Ashley and Spider discuss signature items we wear, movies we’ve walked out of and we hear back from a listener regarding a question we answered for them.
Stuff Your Hole Mate - #55
Dec 4, 2018 • 53 min
This week we talk about weird comfort foods, purchases we regret and compare our cooking styles.
You’re A White Girl, Right? - #54
Nov 27, 2018 • 58 min
Poor Bean is suffering from allergies this week, but that won’t stop the show! This week he and Ashley talk about their favorite hangout spots, ideal gifts, Bean learns about Thanksgiving and more!
Millennials Are Ruining Congress - #53
Nov 20, 2018 • 73 min
This week Ashley, Bean and Spider talk about their guilty pleasures, what they’re thankful for and attractive foods that they don’t like.
Don’t Pick Up Old Women - #52
Nov 13, 2018 • 42 min
Unfortunately no Bean this week as we talk about a job in darkness, hobbies we’d pick up, and answer a few hypothetical questions.
She’s Your Girlfriend Not Your Lunch - #51
Nov 6, 2018 • 53 min
On this week’s episode we discuss shows and movies we refuse to watch, a day in our lives that we’d relive forever and our most interesting shower thoughts.
The Dune Brett Brothers - #50
Oct 30, 2018 • 96 min
Kromaek joins us again as we talk about our senses, what tv or movie universe we would want to live in, we get some pronunciation training and we discuss what we’ve been reading lately.
Two Pillows One Pillowcase -#49
Oct 23, 2018 • 71 min
This week we discuss what we like most about each other, the few things we’d take with us to move out of the country and our favorite things about where we live.
These Fishsticks Taste Fishy - #48
Oct 16, 2018 • 87 min
In this episode we talk about our embarrassing clothes, what food we’d like to try that we haven’t yet and Bean hits us with a truckload of questions.
Bring Ashley Back - #47
Oct 9, 2018 • 66 min
In this episode we talk about what magic spell we’d like to learn and our least favorite chores.
End of the Spider Bytes Podcast - #46
Oct 2, 2018 • 63 min
This week we reflect on the past year of episodes.
How Do You Do That With Your Mouth? - #45
Sep 25, 2018 • 51 min
On this week’s episode we talk about if animals could talk, questions we get about where we’re from and Bean quizzes us on important dates in Mexican history.
That’s My Stripper Name - #44
Sep 18, 2018 • 68 min
This week we discuss our food cravings, timeless fashion trends and foods that only we dislike.
Oops That’s Porn - #43
Sep 11, 2018 • 39 min
In this week’s episode we talk about the first musical artists we remember being really into, accents and languages we’d like to learn and how to get rid of the hiccups.
Bean Ignores Us - #42
Sep 4, 2018 • 64 min
This week we discuss if we would like strangers to tell us if something is wrong with our clothes, television shows that we’d like to bring back and the stupidest statements we’ve heard from other people.
Advice From A Tree - #41
Aug 28, 2018 • 71 min
This week we discuss what pisses us off with society, our favorite songs to sing along to and songs that make us happy.
Ashley Gets Attacked - #40
Aug 21, 2018 • 45 min
HAPPY BIRTHDAY ETHAN!!! This week Ashley, Bean and Spider talk about their weirdest fears, guilty pleasure foods and underrated inventions.
A Literal Verbal Keysmash - #39
Aug 14, 2018 • 60 min
In this week’s episode we discuss our ideal working hours, our favorite childhood tv shows, cute things we did as children, and animals we go crazy for.
Russian Buffet - #38
Aug 7, 2018 • 65 min
This week we talk about the songs our ashes would play, things that can’t be taught, we take the accent challenge and discuss talents we wish we had.
The Golden Standard - #37
Jul 31, 2018 • 71 min
This week on the Spider Bytes Podcast we talk about places we’d like to travel to, we take a purity test, we see if there’s something we can all agree on, and we talk about getting into Critical Role.
The High The Drunk and The Sober Part 2 - #36
Jul 24, 2018 • 93 min
VOLUME WARNING! The Spider Bytes Podcast gets LOUD this week! We talk about time off from work, favorite types of video games, favorite dog breeds and Spider explains the menstrual cycle.
Ray Narvaez Jr’s Really Really Really Distant Cousin - #35
Jul 17, 2018 • 62 min
Ashley’s back from vacation! In this week’s episode the crew discusses their dreams about Rooster Teeth employees and their hyperfixations.
The Black John Mulaney - #34
Jul 10, 2018 • 35 min
In this week’s episode Bean and Spider discuss their favorite slang words and crazy commercials.
Useful German Lessons with Kromaek - #33
Jul 3, 2018 • 86 min
In this week’s episode Bean and Spider are joined by special guest Kromaek! They talk about some World Cup games, practice saying some foreign names and movie characters they were scared of.
B.D.D.S.S.M. - #32
Jun 19, 2018 • 85 min
In this week’s episode Bean and Spider discuss trends they used to follow, the World Cup, new video games, and annoying superpowers they’d like to have.
Bananas Bursting at the Seams - #31
Jun 12, 2018 • 64 min
In this week’s episode Ashley, Bean and Spider discuss Bean’s date night, pets that they wish they had as kids, and their most memorable birthdays.
The Mouth was Going but the Brain had Stopped
Jun 5, 2018 • 71 min
In this week’s episode Ashley, Bean and Spider talk about email scams, their ideal wardrobe and reflect on Pride Month.
What’s the Word I’m Looking For? - #29
May 22, 2018 • 31 min
In this week’s episode Ashley and Spider talk about the video games they play to relax and the simple activities in life they don’t do anymore.
Discord Hates Duo - #28
May 15, 2018 • 90 min
The crew is joined by a special guest this week, DuoAchievement! This episode they talk about their favorite school trips, artists they would travel to see, their favorite cons and dating apps pet peeves.
Infinity War Spoilercast - #27
May 8, 2018 • 62 min
In this SPOILER HEAVY episode Spider breaks down some of his favorite moments from Marvel’s Avengers: Infinity War!
The Avengers Episode - #26
May 1, 2018 • 74 min
THIS EPISODE CONTAINS NO SPOILERS!!! But it does contain Bean and Spider discussing which one of the Avengers they would marry!
The High, The Drunk and The Sober - #25
Apr 17, 2018 • 70 min
The Spider Bytes Podcast has lost its collective mind this week! In this episode we talk about habits that exhibit intelligence, we discuss hypothetical “Would you rather” situations and find out what it is that we should be doing that we aren’t.
#Relatable - #24
Apr 10, 2018 • 63 min
In this episode Ashley, Bean, and Spider discuss hobbies they want to pick up again, their favorite places to live and vacation, and their crappiest stories.
Spoiler Alert!! We Go To Jail - #23
Mar 27, 2018 • 69 min
In this spoiler heavy episode, Bean and Spider discuss what they may go to jail for and play around with some IMDB trivia about Thor Ragnarok.
Don’t Worry, I Got This - #22
Mar 20, 2018 • 51 min
In this week’s episode, Bean and Spider discuss times they got in over their head, touch on the video game violence debate, and help a listener who’s having some problems with their DM.
Only Two Prunes - #21
Mar 13, 2018 • 42 min
In this episode Ashley, Bean and Spider discuss different types of laxatives, the longest amount of time they’ve stayed awake, and things they wish they could go back in the past and change.
Spicy, Dangerous and Hot - #20
Mar 6, 2018 • 70 min
In this week’s episode, Ashley, Bean and Spider discuss feelings of déjà vu, pet peeves and their favorite mobile apps.
Gńâü Lëâńs - #19
Feb 27, 2018 • 95 min
On this week’s episode, the crew discusses proper sugar intake, things that you buy multiples of, types of magicians, and being bitten.
Back To Three - #18
Feb 20, 2018 • 88 min
The Spider Bytes Podcast is back to three hosts for the first time in a long time! This week the crew talks about life inspirations, the winter olympics and how to let go of things you don’t need anymore.
Foodie Fun w/ Special Guest Peanut - #17
Feb 13, 2018 • 48 min
In this week’s episode, Bean is joined by their good friend Peanut!
Spider’s Advice Corner - #16
Feb 6, 2018 • 38 min
In this week’s episode, Spider tries his best to dish out advice on managing your finances and starting and maintaining relationships.
Death and Customer Service - #15
Jan 30, 2018 • 77 min
In this week’s episode, Bean and Spider discuss bad customer service and the effects of death.
Spider Bytes Podcast Season 2 - #14
Jan 23, 2018 • 34 min
In this week’s episode Ashley and Bean discuss specialized hobbies, fond memories of pets and play an intense game of Gorillaz or No Gorillaz.
Tiny Bean in a Big Universe - #13
Dec 19, 2017 • 60 min
In this week’s episode, we discuss bad habits and taking better care of yourself.
Envelopes
Dec 5, 2017 • 66 min
This week Ashley, Bean, and Spider talk about trends they miss, feeling young and figuring out what certain sayings mean.
The Good Advice Givers
Nov 28, 2017 • 46 min
This week, we talk about if we want to know if aliens have contacted us, being nostalgic about moving, and as always, we answer your questions!
Spider Bytes: In Video Form!
Nov 21, 2017 • 1 min
This week, we have a special video surprise! But you have to listen to find out where to see it.
Bean’s Dinosaur Adventure
Nov 14, 2017 • 72 min
In this week’s episode, we take a trip down memory lane, see how well we know each other, and discuss what movies we want to see turned into musicals.
GHOTI Spells Fish
Nov 7, 2017 • 68 min
In this week’s episode, Bean teaches us about Day of the Dead, Spider is constantly playing catchup, we answer listener questions, and more!
Spooky Pookie
Oct 31, 2017 • 50 min
Happy Halloween! This week we talk about irrational fears, infuriating words, and the paranormal in this #2Spooky episode of the Spider Bytes Podcast!
Too Sexy For My Moo
Oct 24, 2017 • 66 min
This week Ashley, Bean, and Spider talk about their proudest accomplishments, their favorite possessions, and the funniest thing they’ve seen an animal do.
Who’s Got Personality
Oct 17, 2017 • 60 min
This week Bean figures out who Spider is as a person, we talk about what calms us down, weird bathroom stories and more!
Spider Sails Alone
Oct 10, 2017 • 35 min
Spider’s on his own in this week’s episode. Can he keep his head above water and steer the ship by himself? Follow the podcast! https://twitter.com/SpiderPodcast Subscribe! iTunes: http://apple.co/2w1T6PO Google Play: http://bit.ly/2jFD3Fj Ask us…
The Q&A Episode
Oct 3, 2017 • 37 min
Technical glitches won’t stop us this week!
The Educational Episode
Sep 26, 2017 • 89 min
We learn some life lessons in episode two of the Spider Bytes Podcast.
Minimum Pumpage and Chicken Murder
Sep 19, 2017 • 79 min
This week we discuss what makes us excited, not so normal childhood memories, and crazy pet habits. Follow the podcast! https://twitter.com/SpiderPodcast Subscribe! iTunes: http://apple.co/2w1T6PO Google Play: http://bit.ly/2jFD3Fj Ask us questions!…
Join the Spider Bytes Podcast
Sep 15, 2017 • 0 min
Introducing the newest podcast to hit the waves! Tune in weekly as Ashley, Bean, Ethan and Spider discuss just about anything they can think of on the Spider Bytes Podcast!