Spider Bytes Podcast

Spider Bytes Podcast

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Every week Ashley and Spider come together to discuss topics they individually bring to the group in this pre-recorded podcast. Episodes are uploaded on Tuesdays.


When are you Having Kids
Jul 9 • 57 min
This week Ashley and Spider discuss what they hate about social media and what they have planned for the Fourth of July.
Tranq the Parents, Keep the Kids
Jul 2 • 59 min
In this week’s episode Ashley and Spider play a game of This or That, discuss outlandish stories and try to understand teenagers a little bit better.
Why is the Brain Weird?
Jun 25 • 55 min
This week Ashley and Spider discuss what they search the internet for when they’re bored, what kinds of music they listen to, and more.
Sketchy Ice Cream Trucks
Jun 4 • 50 min
This week Ashley and Spider talk about things they do to get over being sick, things that they want to do but haven’t, and more.
Street Level Sucks
May 28 • 52 min
On this week’s episode, Ashley and Spider discuss their least favorite chores and shows they wanted to be a part of as kids.
Let’s Talk BTS
May 21 • 82 min
This week Spider really gets into BTS, we talk about what brought us to social media and incorrect things we believed when we were younger.
Drag Me Down a K-Pop Hole
May 14 • 79 min
This week we talk about getting old, habits we’ve tried to break, and songs that spark vivid memories.
Pennsylvania IDs Are Gross
May 7 • 60 min
This week we talk about paying it forward, what we did for our 21st birthday and some differences between our states.
Arm Covered in Elephant Snot
Apr 30 • 98 min
On this week’s episode we discuss our high school accomplishments, things that give us anxiety and our earliest memories.
He Left His Shorts As Payment
Apr 23 • 48 min
On this week’s episode we throw out some dates and do the Florida Man challenge and we talk about sounds that bother us.
Kitchen Talk
Apr 16 • 87 min
On this week’s episode we talk about our favorite dishes to cook and our motivations for joining the podcast.
Subbed or Dubbed?
Apr 9 • 54 min
This week Ashley and Spider talk about their dream cell phones and their preferences between subbed and dubbed media.
I Hate My Brain
Apr 2 • 49 min
This week we discuss the things we do to cheer ourselves up and the wild things we would do if we won the lottery.
Spring Bake and Conversation Sessions
Mar 26 • 47 min
This week Ashley and Spider talk about the progression of the internet and discuss the phenomenon of ASMR.
Spider Forgot to Hit Record
Mar 19 • 46 min
Spider makes a big oops this week! Join us as we talk about things we never thought we’d do and foods we’d like to try but haven’t yet.
MeatFest 2019
Mar 12 • 49 min
This week Ashley and Spider talk about disturbing scenes from children’s movies and what they’re looking forward to in 2019.
No One Expects a Foot to the Face
Mar 5 • 48 min
This week Ashley and Spider discuss signature items we wear, movies we’ve walked out of and we hear back from a listener regarding a question we answered for them.
Stuff Your Hole Mate - #55
Dec 4, 2018 • 53 min
This week we talk about weird comfort foods, purchases we regret and compare our cooking styles.
You’re A White Girl, Right? - #54
Nov 27, 2018 • 58 min
Poor Bean is suffering from allergies this week, but that won’t stop the show! This week he and Ashley talk about their favorite hangout spots, ideal gifts, Bean learns about Thanksgiving and more!
Millennials Are Ruining Congress - #53
Nov 20, 2018 • 73 min
This week Ashley, Bean and Spider talk about their guilty pleasures, what they’re thankful for and attractive foods that they don’t like.
Don’t Pick Up Old Women - #52
Nov 13, 2018 • 42 min
Unfortunately no Bean this week as we talk about a job in darkness, hobbies we’d pick up, and answer a few hypothetical questions.
She’s Your Girlfriend Not Your Lunch - #51
Nov 6, 2018 • 53 min
On this week’s episode we discuss shows and movies we refuse to watch, a day in our lives that we’d relive forever and our most interesting shower thoughts.
The Dune Brett Brothers - #50
Oct 30, 2018 • 96 min
Kromaek joins us again as we talk about our senses, what tv or movie universe we would want to live in, we get some pronunciation training and we discuss what we’ve been reading lately.
Two Pillows One Pillowcase -#49
Oct 23, 2018 • 71 min
This week we discuss what we like most about each other, the few things we’d take with us to move out of the country and our favorite things about where we live.
These Fishsticks Taste Fishy - #48
Oct 16, 2018 • 87 min
In this episode we talk about our embarrassing clothes, what food we’d like to try that we haven’t yet and Bean hits us with a truckload of questions.
Bring Ashley Back - #47
Oct 9, 2018 • 66 min
In this episode we talk about what magic spell we’d like to learn and our least favorite chores.
End of the Spider Bytes Podcast - #46
Oct 2, 2018 • 63 min
This week we reflect on the past year of episodes.
How Do You Do That With Your Mouth? - #45
Sep 25, 2018 • 51 min
On this week’s episode we talk about if animals could talk, questions we get about where we’re from and Bean quizzes us on important dates in Mexican history.
That’s My Stripper Name - #44
Sep 18, 2018 • 68 min
This week we discuss our food cravings, timeless fashion trends and foods that only we dislike.
Oops That’s Porn - #43
Sep 11, 2018 • 39 min
In this week’s episode we talk about the first musical artists we remember being really into, accents and languages we’d like to learn and how to get rid of the hiccups.
Bean Ignores Us - #42
Sep 4, 2018 • 64 min
This week we discuss if we would like strangers to tell us if something is wrong with our clothes, television shows that we’d like to bring back and the stupidest statements we’ve heard from other people.
Advice From A Tree - #41
Aug 28, 2018 • 71 min
This week we discuss what pisses us off with society, our favorite songs to sing along to and songs that make us happy.
Ashley Gets Attacked - #40
Aug 21, 2018 • 45 min
HAPPY BIRTHDAY ETHAN!!! This week Ashley, Bean and Spider talk about their weirdest fears, guilty pleasure foods and underrated inventions.
A Literal Verbal Keysmash - #39
Aug 14, 2018 • 60 min
In this week’s episode we discuss our ideal working hours, our favorite childhood tv shows, cute things we did as children, and animals we go crazy for.
Russian Buffet - #38
Aug 7, 2018 • 65 min
This week we talk about the songs our ashes would play, things that can’t be taught, we take the accent challenge and discuss talents we wish we had.
The Golden Standard - #37
Jul 31, 2018 • 71 min
This week on the Spider Bytes Podcast we talk about places we’d like to travel to, we take a purity test, we see if there’s something we can all agree on, and we talk about getting into Critical Role.
The High The Drunk and The Sober Part 2 - #36
Jul 24, 2018 • 93 min
VOLUME WARNING! The Spider Bytes Podcast gets LOUD this week! We talk about time off from work, favorite types of video games, favorite dog breeds and Spider explains the menstrual cycle.
Ray Narvaez Jr’s Really Really Really Distant Cousin - #35
Jul 17, 2018 • 62 min
Ashley’s back from vacation! In this week’s episode the crew discusses their dreams about Rooster Teeth employees and their hyperfixations.
The Black John Mulaney - #34
Jul 10, 2018 • 35 min
In this week’s episode Bean and Spider discuss their favorite slang words and crazy commercials.
Useful German Lessons with Kromaek - #33
Jul 3, 2018 • 86 min
In this week’s episode Bean and Spider are joined by special guest Kromaek! They talk about some World Cup games, practice saying some foreign names and movie characters they were scared of.
B.D.D.S.S.M. - #32
Jun 19, 2018 • 85 min
In this week’s episode Bean and Spider discuss trends they used to follow, the World Cup, new video games, and annoying superpowers they’d like to have.
Bananas Bursting at the Seams - #31
Jun 12, 2018 • 64 min
In this week’s episode Ashley, Bean and Spider discuss Bean’s date night, pets that they wish they had as kids, and their most memorable birthdays.
The Mouth was Going but the Brain had Stopped
Jun 5, 2018 • 71 min
In this week’s episode Ashley, Bean and Spider talk about email scams, their ideal wardrobe and reflect on Pride Month.
What’s the Word I’m Looking For? - #29
May 22, 2018 • 31 min
In this week’s episode Ashley and Spider talk about the video games they play to relax and the simple activities in life they don’t do anymore.
Discord Hates Duo - #28
May 15, 2018 • 90 min
The crew is joined by a special guest this week, DuoAchievement! This episode they talk about their favorite school trips, artists they would travel to see, their favorite cons and dating apps pet peeves.
Infinity War Spoilercast - #27
May 8, 2018 • 62 min
In this SPOILER HEAVY episode Spider breaks down some of his favorite moments from Marvel’s Avengers: Infinity War!
The Avengers Episode - #26
May 1, 2018 • 74 min
THIS EPISODE CONTAINS NO SPOILERS!!! But it does contain Bean and Spider discussing which one of the Avengers they would marry!
The High, The Drunk and The Sober - #25
Apr 17, 2018 • 70 min
The Spider Bytes Podcast has lost its collective mind this week! In this episode we talk about habits that exhibit intelligence, we discuss hypothetical “Would you rather” situations and find out what it is that we should be doing that we aren’t.
#Relatable - #24
Apr 10, 2018 • 63 min
In this episode Ashley, Bean, and Spider discuss hobbies they want to pick up again, their favorite places to live and vacation, and their crappiest stories.
Spoiler Alert!! We Go To Jail - #23
Mar 27, 2018 • 69 min
In this spoiler heavy episode, Bean and Spider discuss what they may go to jail for and play around with some IMDB trivia about Thor Ragnarok.
Don’t Worry, I Got This - #22
Mar 20, 2018 • 51 min
In this week’s episode, Bean and Spider discuss times they got in over their head, touch on the video game violence debate, and help a listener who’s having some problems with their DM.
Only Two Prunes - #21
Mar 13, 2018 • 42 min
In this episode Ashley, Bean and Spider discuss different types of laxatives, the longest amount of time they’ve stayed awake, and things they wish they could go back in the past and change.
Spicy, Dangerous and Hot - #20
Mar 6, 2018 • 70 min
In this week’s episode, Ashley, Bean and Spider discuss feelings of déjà vu, pet peeves and their favorite mobile apps.
Gńâü Lëâńs - #19
Feb 27, 2018 • 95 min
On this week’s episode, the crew discusses proper sugar intake, things that you buy multiples of, types of magicians, and being bitten.
Back To Three - #18
Feb 20, 2018 • 88 min
The Spider Bytes Podcast is back to three hosts for the first time in a long time! This week the crew talks about life inspirations, the winter olympics and how to let go of things you don’t need anymore.
Foodie Fun w/ Special Guest Peanut - #17
Feb 13, 2018 • 48 min
In this week’s episode, Bean is joined by their good friend Peanut!
Spider’s Advice Corner - #16
Feb 6, 2018 • 38 min
In this week’s episode, Spider tries his best to dish out advice on managing your finances and starting and maintaining relationships.
Death and Customer Service - #15
Jan 30, 2018 • 77 min
In this week’s episode, Bean and Spider discuss bad customer service and the effects of death.
Spider Bytes Podcast Season 2 - #14
Jan 23, 2018 • 34 min
In this week’s episode Ashley and Bean discuss specialized hobbies, fond memories of pets and play an intense game of Gorillaz or No Gorillaz.
Tiny Bean in a Big Universe - #13
Dec 19, 2017 • 60 min
In this week’s episode, we discuss bad habits and taking better care of yourself.
Envelopes
Dec 5, 2017 • 66 min
This week Ashley, Bean, and Spider talk about trends they miss, feeling young and figuring out what certain sayings mean.
The Good Advice Givers
Nov 28, 2017 • 46 min
This week, we talk about if we want to know if aliens have contacted us, being nostalgic about moving, and as always, we answer your questions!
Spider Bytes: In Video Form!
Nov 21, 2017 • 1 min
This week, we have a special video surprise! But you have to listen to find out where to see it.
Bean’s Dinosaur Adventure
Nov 14, 2017 • 72 min
In this week’s episode, we take a trip down memory lane, see how well we know each other, and discuss what movies we want to see turned into musicals.
GHOTI Spells Fish
Nov 7, 2017 • 68 min
In this week’s episode, Bean teaches us about Day of the Dead, Spider is constantly playing catchup, we answer listener questions, and more!
Spooky Pookie
Oct 31, 2017 • 50 min
Happy Halloween! This week we talk about irrational fears, infuriating words, and the paranormal in this #2Spooky episode of the Spider Bytes Podcast!
Too Sexy For My Moo
Oct 24, 2017 • 66 min
This week Ashley, Bean, and Spider talk about their proudest accomplishments, their favorite possessions, and the funniest thing they’ve seen an animal do.
Who’s Got Personality
Oct 17, 2017 • 60 min
This week Bean figures out who Spider is as a person, we talk about what calms us down, weird bathroom stories and more!
Spider Sails Alone
Oct 10, 2017 • 35 min
Spider’s on his own in this week’s episode. Can he keep his head above water and steer the ship by himself? Follow the podcast! https://twitter.com/SpiderPodcast Subscribe! iTunes: http://apple.co…
The Q&A Episode
Oct 3, 2017 • 37 min
Technical glitches won’t stop us this week!
The Educational Episode
Sep 26, 2017 • 89 min
We learn some life lessons in episode two of the Spider Bytes Podcast.
Minimum Pumpage and Chicken Murder
Sep 19, 2017 • 79 min
This week we discuss what makes us excited, not so normal childhood memories, and crazy pet habits. Follow the podcast! https://twitter.com/SpiderPodcast Subscribe! iTunes: http://apple.co/2w1T6PO…
Join the Spider Bytes Podcast
Sep 15, 2017 • 0 min
Introducing the newest podcast to hit the waves! Tune in weekly as Ashley, Bean, Ethan and Spider discuss just about anything they can think of on the Spider Bytes Podcast!