How To Not

How To Not

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A comedy podcast about how to live a normal, human life. New eps Mondays!


31 - How to Greet Someone
Aug 27, 2018 • 27 min
“There’s nothing in the rulebook against it…”
30 - How to Attract a Skater Boi
Aug 13, 2018 • 34 min
Kaitlyn and Rob dive into an article NOT READY FOR THE PUBLIC Today’s WikiHow article: How to Attract a Skater How to Not is a comedy podcast where Kaitlyn Alexander and Rob Moden read very real how-to articles to learn how to lead normal, human…
29 - How to Improve Friendships
Aug 6, 2018 • 34 min
“Depths.”
28 - How to Look at Ugly Babies
Jul 23, 2018 • 28 min
Is this article negging babies?
27 - How to Fake Laugh
Jun 18, 2018 • 34 min
#YOMO
26 - How to Be Unforgettable
Jun 5, 2018 • 27 min
The exorcism of Ayn Rand.
25 - How to Do Facial Expressions
May 14, 2018 • 35 min
Can’t you see how [insert emotion] we are about this episode?
24 - How to Be a Werewolf
May 7, 2018 • 37 min
Stop shaving.
23 - How to Clap Your Hands
Apr 23, 2018 • 32 min
Kaitlyn and Rob say yeah.
22 - How to Be a Mean Girl
Apr 9, 2018 • 41 min
On Wednesdays, Kaitlyn and Rob read WikiHow.
21 - How to Shower
Apr 2, 2018 • 41 min
What else you gonna do while naked, YOU IDIOT?!
20 - How to Be Home Alone
Mar 26, 2018 • 34 min
An animal is not a person if it can’t throw a punch.
19 - How to Get Thong Permission from Parents
Mar 19, 2018 • 32 min
Peak cheek summer season.
18 - How to Journal as a Mermaid
Mar 5, 2018 • 27 min
Please, we beg you, don’t share this episode.
17 - How to Join Ragdoll Culture
Feb 26, 2018 • 29 min
Everyone and no one likes Nightmare Before Christmas.
16 - How to Bite Your Lip Seductively
Feb 19, 2018 • 29 min
Fembots are nature’s sexiest creatures.
15 - How to Create an Imaginary Girlfriend or Boyfriend
Feb 12, 2018 • 36 min
All lesbians are time travelers.
14 - How to Hug
Jan 29, 2018 • 33 min
Are you a country hugger or a city hugger?
13 - How to Write a Cat Prophecy
Jan 24, 2018 • 30 min
“Ron Weasley > Jesus” - Bright: A Netflix Original Film
12 - How to Call Your Girlfriend
Jan 8, 2018 • 36 min
It’s time you had the talk. Any talk.
11 - How to Celebrate Christmas With Your Teddy Bears
Dec 18, 2017 • 26 min
Shed the doi.
10 - How to Develop Telekinesis
Dec 11, 2017 • 34 min
War of the Stars Episode X: Return of Kaitlyn’s Fever
9 - How to Act Like You’re Possessed by a Demon
Dec 4, 2017 • 39 min
If you don’t love me when I’m possessed, you don’t deserve me at my best.
8 - How to Fake Being Sick
Nov 20, 2017 • 32 min
Eye toothpaste, and boiled water in your fleshy mouth
7 - How to Be Random
Nov 10, 2017 • 31 min
Doo doo randomness.
6 - How to Act Like a Cat
Nov 3, 2017 • 26 min
Undergo the ULTIMATE ACTING PROCESS.
5 - How to Scare Someone
Oct 27, 2017 • 30 min
Spoopy-faced Steve Buscemi.
4 - How to Talk Like a Pirate
Oct 20, 2017 • 30 min
Time to dismantle THE DISNEY PROPAGANDA MACHINE.
3 - How to Turn on Your Pretty Boy Swag
Oct 6, 2017 • 33 min
Chug your way up swag mountain.
2 - How to Pretend to Have Ice Powers (for Girls)
Sep 22, 2017 • 24 min
Iceman the Niceman
1 - How to Start a Rumor
Sep 15, 2017 • 27 min
And overthrow a government?
0 - How to Dance at a Rave [Test Episode]
Sep 7, 2017 • 20 min
Does your dog suit come with wings?