Mission To Zyxx

Mission To Zyxx

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An improvised science fiction sitcom following a team of ambassadors as they attempt to establish diplomatic relations with planets in the remote and chaotic Zyxx Quadrant… better known as the “ass end of space.”


320: The Emperor Strikes Wack [Season 3 Finale]
Aug 14 • 66 min
Nermut gets a promotion.
Bonusode: Mailbag #4!
Aug 7 • 22 min
We’re taking an extra week to make our super-sized Season 3 finale perfect, so in the meantime, enjoy this Season-2-era mailbag episode, where the crew (and Beano!) answer your burning questions.
319: Pump Up The Justice
Jul 31 • 43 min
The Honorable Hastooie Winko, Superstar Holowood Judge, presides over the trial of the century: THE PEOPLE VS. THE BARGAREAN JADE.
318: Malice in Chains [ft. Brennan Lee Mulligan]
Jul 24 • 51 min
The crew ventures to the foreboding Mufalata Secundus when Nermut chances upon a mysterious map. Pleck gets tempted. Bargie scores an interview. AJ writes a song.
317: Retreat Yourself [ft. Jackie Jennings]
Jul 17 • 47 min
The crew is sent to meet an important dissident on a retreat planet. Bargie runs an errand. C-53 takes a dip. AJ ascends.
316: Chez Bargez [ft. Don Fanelli]
Jul 10 • 45 min
The crew undertakes a mission suspiciously similar to the last one. Bargie checks in on an investment. Dar reunites with a friend. AJ is pretty sure it’s a time loop.
315: Scatting in the Shower [ft. Frank Garcia Hejl]
Jul 3 • 42 min
The crew embarks on a standard, run-of-the-mill mission to Paula’s Banquet Hall. Dar gets a surprise. AJ hunts a mysterious enemy. Nermut learns how it works.
314: Kitty’s Pancake House [ft. Ellena Doe]
Jun 26 • 48 min
The crew travels to Zax’Niz to investigate a mysterious disappearance. Nermut connects the dots. Dar walks a mile in AJ’s helmet. C-53 is shaken to the cube.
313: Well Hello, Partner [ft. Johnathan Fernandez]
Jun 19 • 47 min
The crew travels to Big Tichi’s Lounge to meet a renowned smuggler. Bargie has a new old flame. C-53 and Dar reunite with a scoundrel. AJ breaks the seal.
312: Are You There, Rodd? It’s Me, Goerlich [ft. Monique Moses]
Jun 12 • 43 min
The crew heads to the park planet RV:28-26 at the urging of the Zimas. Dar is peckish. C-53 becomes a believer. Pleck protects his pockets.
L06: Crank the Dehumidifier [LIVE ft. Jon Gabrus]
Jun 5 • 38 min
In this special Season 2 era episode, we return to a more innocent time – before the Planet Crushers were crushed, when little Beano was still wuvving life. Recorded LIVE at Dynasty Typewriter in Los Angeles with guest Jon Gabrus! The crew heads to the…
311: Prime the Pipe [ft. Justin McElroy]
May 29 • 49 min
The crew finally reaches Zima Prime, which is not quite what they imagined. Bargie makes a new kind of movie. AJ splashes down on the ground. Nermut settles for more.
310: Eightal Attraction [ft. Tami Sagher]
May 22 • 39 min
The crew receives a mysterious distress signal en route to Zima Prime. Nermut has stomach problems. AJ does a perimeter check. Pleck finally experiences a bed.
309: Jan with a Van [ft. Morgan Grace Jarrett]
May 15 • 47 min
The crew heads to an unusual planet in search of a powerful oracle. Bargie gets back out there. Dar’s pregnancy raises new questions. AJ sets a bad example.
308: One Wedding and a Funeral [ft. Justin Tyler]
May 8 • 47 min
The crew intercepts intel about an imperial gathering. Pleck and AJ Space out. Dar and C-53 serve it hot. Bargie ducks the authorities.
307: The Magnificent Kevin [ft. Lou Gonzalez]
May 1 • 48 min
The crew receives a suspiciously eager invitation to the factory planet Nal-Kaa. Bargie enters her blue period. Dar plays it safe. AJ locks and loads and locks.
306: The Fresh Connection [ft. Rachel Wenitsky]
Apr 24 • 43 min
The crew browses a gift shop with a fascinating proprietor. Dar has a small issue. C-53 geeks out. Pleck gets jelly.
305: Bad Grandma [ft. Rachel Pegram]
Apr 17 • 39 min
The crew visits the beautiful planet Amber to enlist the help of a mysterious government official. Dar smells an opportunity. Bargie does an impression. AJ reads the room.
304: Unaccompanied Miner [ft. Zach Broussard]
Apr 10 • 47 min
The crew heads to Dubtor to disrupt a critical mining operation. Bargie runs a side hustle. Nermut watches birds. AJ explains the button.
303: A Quiet Place [ft. Cathryn Mudon]
Apr 3 • 49 min
The crew travels to an impressive repository of knowledge. Pleck finds himself. AJ definitely reads. Nermut follows his instincts.
302: Jennifer’s Bargie [ft. Riley Soloner]
Mar 27 • 45 min
The crew encounters a highly skilled navigator of the info web. Bargie has an identity crisis. Nermut needs a device. Dar makes a list.
301: Down With the Emperor!
Mar 20 • 49 min
The crew has gone into hiding from the Emperor following the tumultuous events of the Battle of the Planet Crushers. Pleck makes a friend. Dar has news. Nermut gets discovered.
Speeder Ride
Mar 4 • 4 min
The lead single off Bermut Nundaloy’s full-length album Bermiful Nelodies. Music by Shane O’Connell. Lyrics improvised by Seth Lind. The whole album can be yours when you support Mission to Zyxx in the upcoming MaxFunDrive! And please Join the crew on…
Season 3 Coming March 20th… on Maximum Fun!
Feb 6 • 7 min
Open your hangar bays, because we’ll be back March 20th with Season 3! And get this: We’re now part of the Maximum Fun podcast network. We are tremendously pumped to join such a great roster of shows, on a fan-supported, artist-owned network. Or as C-53’s…
2XM: X-Marse in Zistarkitarn
Dec 20, 2018 • 20 min
In this festive lost scene from an unknown date before the events of the Season 2 Finale, the crew ruminate on the meaning of X-Marse and hear from a few friends. Featuring: Jeremy Bent Alden Ford Allie Kokesh Seth Lind Winston Noel Moujan Zolfaghari With…
220: Crush Into Me [Season 2 Finale]
Oct 10, 2018 • 49 min
Nermut gets a promotion. Featuring: Jeremy Bent Alden Ford Allie Kokesh Seth Lind Winston Noel Moujan Zolfaghari John Robert Wilson Edited by Seth Lind Recorded at Braund Studios by Shane O’Connell Sound Design and Mix by Shane O’Connell Music by Brendan…
219: Tiny Toots’ Adventures
Oct 3, 2018 • 32 min
The crew is deployed to prison-break an individual with unique knowledge. Their mission is incredibly successful like always! Juck yeah! Featuring: Jeremy Bent as Anorak Alden Ford as Corn and Squeegee Allie Kokesh as Tiny Toots Seth Lind as Parka Winston…
218: The Prattle of Sistoo [ft. Brandon Scott Jones]
Sep 26, 2018 • 38 min
The crew is sent to retrieve someone essential to the rebellion’s upcoming battle. Nermut and Dar reconnect. Pleck inspires the crew. Bargie gets an upgrade. Featuring: Jeremy Bent as C-53 Alden Ford as Pleck Decksetter Allie Kokesh as Dar Seth Lind as…
217: Pee-Nee’s Playlist [ft. Yoni Lotan]
Sep 19, 2018 • 46 min
The crew heads to the planet Mehnah in search of a star with precious intel. Dar meets someone from their past. Pleck gets some sludge. C-53 lays down a beat. Featuring: Jeremy Bent as C-53 Alden Ford as Pleck Decksetter Allie Kokesh as Dar Seth Lind as…
216: Oh, Zima’s Back [ft. Justin Tyler]
Sep 12, 2018 • 46 min
The crew return to the Tiger Nebula Strip Mall with varying intentions. Pleck runs into an old friend. Dar does some grooming. Intel is gathered and maybe processed. Featuring: Jeremy Bent as C-53 Alden Ford as Pleck Decksetter Allie Kokesh as Dar Seth…
215: Two Who? [ft. Jonathan Braylock]
Sep 5, 2018 • 38 min
The crew is tested by a mysterious stranger. C-53 thinks outside the box. Pleck faces an existential dilemma. Beano know. Featuring: Jeremy Bent as C-53 Alden Ford as Pleck Decksetter Allie Kokesh as Dar Seth Lind as Nermut Bundaloy Winston Noel as Beano…
214: The Crews’ Ship [feat. Rekha Shankar]
Aug 29, 2018 • 39 min
The crew takes a break and heads off on a singles cruise. Bargie goes on a billion dates. C-53 and Beano collaborate. Pleck… meets someone? Everything else is gravy. Featuring: Jeremy Bent as C-53 Alden Ford as Pleck Decksetter Allie Kokesh as Dar Seth…
213: Attack Some of The Clones [ft. Leslie Collins]
Aug 22, 2018 • 40 min
The crew is sent to a CLINT cloning facility on a high-stakes sabotage mission. Pleck gets a hug. Dar and Nermut exchange lists. Bargie preps for an audition. Featuring: Jeremy Bent as C-53 Alden Ford as Pleck Decksetter Allie Kokesh as Dar Seth Lind as…
212: Crystal Boo-Boo Persuasion [ft. Arnie Niekamp, Adal Rifai & Matt Young]
Aug 15, 2018 • 41 min
The crew pair off for an unorthodox mission on the planet Vorbom. C-53 waxes paternal. Dar has a talk behind a rock. Pleck does some introspection. Bargie and Beano bond? Featuring: Jeremy Bent as C-53 Alden Ford as Pleck Decksetter Allie Kokesh as Dar…
211: Shmorby and the Beast [ft. Bobby Moynihan]
Aug 8, 2018 • 41 min
The crew returns to a hostile planet, hoping for a warmer welcome. C-53 and Dar dig into some YA. Pleck finds a dance partner. Nermut takes a personal day. Featuring: Jeremy Bent as C-53 Alden Ford as Pleck Decksetter Allie Kokesh as Dar Seth Lind as…
210: A Wing and a Repair [ft. Sebastian Conelli]
Aug 1, 2018 • 40 min
Bargie isn’t feeling so hot, so the crew is forced to call a mechanic. Dar offers her unprofessional opinion. Pleck learns a couple secrets. Beano help! Featuring: Jeremy Bent as C-53 Alden Ford as Pleck Decksetter Allie Kokesh as Dar Seth Lind as Nermut…
209: Altar Boy [ft. Lennon Parham]
Jul 25, 2018 • 42 min
The crew is deployed to a mysterious planet to secure cool tech for the rebellion. C-53 makes a call. Bargie and Dar are done. Pleck is finally useful? Featuring: Jeremy Bent as C-53 Alden Ford as Pleck Decksetter Allie Kokesh as Dar Seth Lind as Nermut…
L01: Bad Ombre [ft. Jeff Hiller - LIVE at Caveat NYC]
Jul 22, 2018 • 45 min
To celebrate our upcoming Los Angeles Live show July 29th, please enjoy this bonus release of our first-ever live episode, recorded at the amazing Caveat NYC on November 6, 2017, and originally released exclusively to our Patreon supporters. Take a trip…
208: It’s Not You, It’s Rolphus [ft. Alex Song]
Jul 18, 2018 • 41 min
The crew ventures on a rescue mission of sorts, in a real dumpy place. Dar has their own mission. Nermut prepares for a visit. Pleck learns about relationships. Featuring: Jeremy Bent as C-53 Alden Ford as Pleck Decksetter Allie Kokesh as Dar Seth Lind as…
207: A Phoenix Raises [ft. Christopher Scott & Matt Little]
Jul 11, 2018 • 41 min
The crew embarks on a stealth mission to the opulent Totopo Casino to find the elusive Phoenix Ash. Pleck goes all in. Bargie gets a BOGO. Nermut gets an autograph. Featuring: Jeremy Bent as C-53 Alden Ford as Pleck Decksetter Allie Kokesh as Dar Seth…
206: Dependents Day [ft. Laura Willcox]
Jul 4, 2018 • 39 min
The crew heads to the Sentient Resources planet to celebrate Dependents Day! Dar and Pleck bond. Nermut day drinks. Bargie busts a move. Featuring: Jeremy Bent as C-53 Alden Ford as Pleck Decksetter Allie Kokesh as Dar Seth Lind as Nermut Bundaloy and…
205: Allen: Resurrection [ft. John Robert Wilson]
Jun 27, 2018 • 46 min
The crew responds to a distress signal from the long-haul cruiser Dezel Maschh. Bargie goes hatch-to-hatch. C-53 takes some photos. Allen goes to the checkup. Featuring: Jeremy Bent as C-53 Alden Ford as Pleck Decksetter Allie Kokesh as Dar Seth Lind as…
204: Pro of Cons [ft. Nicole Drespel]
Jun 20, 2018 • 38 min
The crew is sent deep into Alliance space to pull off a high-stakes con. Pleck makes a speech. C-53 puts his new digits to work. Bargie lands a gig. Featuring: Jeremy Bent as C-53 Alden Ford as Pleck Decksetter Allie Kokesh as Dar Seth Lind as Nermut…
203: Sea World According to Gerp [ft. Ali Gordon]
Jun 13, 2018 • 41 min
The crew heads to the lush water planet Gill/Gesh and encounters unexpected locals. Pleck gets a base tan. Nermut loses his cool. Bargie hires a coach. Featuring: Jeremy Bent as C-53 Alden Ford as Pleck Decksetter Allie Kokesh as Dar Seth Lind as Nermut…
202: The New Norm [ft. Dru Johnston]
Jun 6, 2018 • 44 min
The crew ventures to Flarn space to seek help from a mighty Flarn crime lord. He and Dar go way, way back. A high-stakes competition ensues. Nermut lends a hand. Featuring: Jeremy Bent as C-53 Alden Ford as Pleck Decksetter Allie Kokesh as Norm Seth Lind…
201: Long Live The Rebellion!
May 30, 2018 • 31 min
After dealing a crippling blow to the Federated Alliance, the crew returns to the Zyxx Quadrant to search for a new mission. Nermut makes a purchase. Bargie makes a daring rescue. C-53 tells a bedtime story. Featuring: Jeremy Bent as C-53, Stefai and Hark…
Season 2 Trailer & Live Premiere Show Announcement
May 13, 2018 • 2 min
Mission to Zyxx returns May 30th! And you’re invited to a premiere party/live show on May 22nd—in person in NYC and streaming LIVE on Patreon. Featuring special guest Zach Cherry as Peter3 Fab the bounty hunter. NYC tickets: caveat.nyc. Live stream…
118: The Delegator [Season One Finale]
Jan 3, 2018 • 50 min
Episode 118: The Delegator [Season One Finale] Nermut gets a promotion. Featuring: Jeremy Bent Alden Ford Allie Kokesh Seth Lind Moujan Zolfaghari Winston Noel Edited by Seth Lind Recorded at Braund Studios by Shane O’Connell Sound Design and Mix by Shane…
117: The One with the Council of Seven
Dec 27, 2017 • 28 min
Seven best friends who also happen to run the galactic government have a meeting. Then one of them leaves… Featuring: Jeremy Bent as Councillor Arcuri Alden Ford as Councillor Corpustanian Allie Kokesh as Councillor Joey Seth Lind as Councillor Runff…
116: X-Marse in Chimnacia [ft. Paul F. Tompkins]
Dec 20, 2017 • 48 min
The crew enjoys a well deserved day off for X-Marse. Oh wait. Nope. They are deployed to the sooty planet Chimnacia, where they encounter a hardworking raconteur. Bargie plays the hits and flops. Dar is spared from family drama. Pleck makes it about…
115: The Space Awakens [ft. Justin Tyler]
Dec 13, 2017 • 41 min
The crew must settle a dispute on Asteroid 951-N in the Krin-Kryn Belt. Has a stranger been waiting for Pleck? Can a destroyed C-53 control the weather? Are questions more alluring than statements? Featuring: Jeremy Bent as C-53 Alden Ford as Pleck…
114: There Are No Second Chances [ft. Lydia Hensler]
Dec 6, 2017 • 27 min
The crew is summoned to the planet Klongtdt, which is spelled like that and full of children. Bargie wagers. C-53 enforces the rules. Dar does their actual job, for better or worse. Featuring: Jeremy Bent as C-53 Alden Ford as Pleck Decksetter Allie…
113: Dead Subquadrant’s Got Talent [ft. Caitlin Puckett]
Nov 29, 2017 • 42 min
The crew must pull out all the stops as they establish relations with a planet no one knew existed. Bargie hosts. C-53 asks for a re-do. The warm bean is put to use. Featuring: Jeremy Bent as C-53 Alden Ford as Pleck Decksetter Allie Kokesh as Dar Seth…
112: Jumped by a Shark [ft. Josh Patten]
Nov 22, 2017 • 35 min
The crew has an unforeseen encounter on Do’Jamn, a moss planet in crisis. Nermut gets medical attention. Ranguses are compared. A shark pursues. Featuring: Jeremy Bent as C-53 Alden Ford as Pleck Decksetter Allie Kokesh as Dar Seth Lind as Nermut Bundaloy…
111: It’s Hard Out Here For a Blimp [ft. Jordan Carlos]
Nov 15, 2017 • 40 min
The crew embarks on a risky rescue mission on the outskirts of Zyxx. Pleck gets a nickname. Dar considers a career change. What does a son mean to a mother? Featuring: Jeremy Bent as C-53 Alden Ford as Pleck Decksetter Allie Kokesh as Dar Seth Lind as…
110: The Worry with Wiffles [ft. Lorraine Cink]
Nov 8, 2017 • 36 min
The crew basks in the afterglow of a successful mission. Pleck shows off a keepsake. A bet is made. Nermut receives a letter from a… fan? Featuring: Jeremy Bent as C-53 Alden Ford as Pleck Decksetter Allie Kokesh as Dar Seth Lind as Nermut Bundaloy…
109: This Juckin’ Guy [ft. Jon Gabrus]
Nov 1, 2017 • 33 min
The crew receives a free droid with a big personality. Pleck ejects C-53’s cube. A wish of Dar’s is finally granted. Nermut gets a delivery. Featuring: Jeremy Bent as C-53, Stefai and Mr. Bundaloy Alden Ford as Pleck Decksetter Allie Kokesh as Dar Seth…
108: Grt Milk? [ft. Zach Cherry]
Oct 25, 2017 • 41 min
The crew must close a trade deal with an esteemed dignitary. Bargie celebrates a birthday. Dar meets a hero. Pleck orders a drink. Featuring: Jeremy Bent as C-53 Alden Ford as Pleck Decksetter Allie Kokesh as Dar Seth Lind as Nermut Bundaloy and The…
107: The (Redacted) [ft. Michael Cruz Kayne]
Oct 18, 2017 • 40 min
The crew goes on an important and mysterious retrieval mission. Bargie reveals an old nickname. Dar and C-53 put their knowledge of Frantaks and Garfons to the test. Nermut updates his personnel file. Featuring: Jeremy Bent as C-53 Alden Ford as Pleck…
106: Dust-Up at the Diner [ft. Lauren Adams]
Oct 11, 2017 • 39 min
The crew enjoys some poorly-earned downtime. Dar explores the plumbing. Pleck reminisces about Rangus 6. C-53 can swim? Featuring: Jeremy Bent as C-53 Alden Ford as Pleck Decksetter Allie Kokesh as Dar Seth Lind as Nermut Bundaloy and Peck the Pervert…
105: A Critical Vulnerability [ft. John Murray]
Oct 4, 2017 • 32 min
The crew has an unexpected encounter at the Tiger Nebula Strip Mall. Dar takes a stand by sitting. Pasts are reckoned with. Pleck gets a Blue Julius. Featuring: Jeremy Bent as C-53 Alden Ford as Pleck Decksetter Allie Kokesh as Dar Seth Lind as Nermut…
104: Assimilation Is Futile [ft. John Robert Wilson]
Sep 27, 2017 • 37 min
The crew is in for a surprise as they are deployed to the water planet Q’arf’fenn’. Dar cooks. Bargie gets ghosted. C-53 gives an anatomy lesson. Pleck overestimates his tolerance for moisture. Featuring: Jeremy Bent as C-53 Alden Ford as Pleck Decksetter…
103: What Happens on Magnifiku [ft. Connor Ratliff]
Sep 20, 2017 • 40 min
The crew visits a pleasure planet. Pleck faces himself. C-53 speeds off. Dar goes boating. Hope they don’t have TOO much fun. Featuring: Jeremy Bent as C-53 Alden Ford as Pleck Decksetter Allie Kokesh as Dar Seth Lind as Nermut Bundaloy Winston Noel as…
102: Nermie, I Shrunk the Crew [ft. Sasheer Zamata]
Sep 13, 2017 • 35 min
The crew visits the lush forest moon of Grenlynd and find that shrinking down just makes bigger problems. Dar pulls a Pleck. A marriage is consummated. Featuring: Jeremy Bent as C-53 Alden Ford as Pleck Decksetter Allie Kokesh as Dar Seth Lind as Nermut…
101: All Hail the Federated Alliance!
Sep 6, 2017 • 26 min
The crew encounters some resistance to the Federated Alliance’s message of peace. There is an altercation, Pleck shoots someone, and that’s all we really need to say about it. Bargie meets a fan. Featuring: Jeremy Bent as C-53 Alden Ford as Pleck…
Welcome Aboard the Bargarean Jade
Aug 29, 2017 • 4 min
Ambassador Pleck Decksetter meets his intrepid crew as they prepare for their journey to the remote and mysterious ZYXX QUADRANT. Who’s ready to go to the ass end of space? Featuring: ALDEN FORD as Pleck Decksetter WINSTON NOEL as C.L.I.N.T. JEREMY BENT…