Laces Or Faces

Laces Or Faces
We dig around the Internet for weird football stories and catch you up on the latest off field garbage. No stats all trash. Support this podcast:

All or Nothing Carolina Panthers Preview + The Lion King NFL Edition
Jul 17 • 36 min
This episode we will break down our preview of the upcoming seasons of all or nothing featuring the Carolina Panthers React to the reactions of all these butt hurt NFL players over their madden ratings Play this team, that movie and decide which teams are…
Super Bowl Prop Bet Extravaganza + The AAF
Feb 1 • 45 min
We dig through some of our favorite Super Bowl prop bets for this Sunday and get prepared for the AAF season with going through the new rules and team names. —- Send in a voice message: Support this podcast:…
Tom Brady Isn’t Hot
Jan 24 • 26 min
Here’s a bonus episodes where we asked our wives to chronicled the top 5 best looking QB’s back in 2016. You’re welcome. —- Send in a voice message: Support this podcast:
Drew Brees Turns 40 + Super Bowl Kaepernick Halftime
Jan 17 • 30 min
It’s almost Super Bowl time so we make our picks, discuss Travis Scott and Galdys Knight and how Common hates the NFL because of Kaepernick. Drew Brees turned 40 and dad danced his way to glory. Rams referee gate might turn into something real on Sunday,…
Sign Us To A Record Deal
Jan 9 • 30 min
Some of our chart topping NFL pick hits from the NFL season so far. You can get with our agent Spencer to send in your offers. We play birthday parties and community events. —- Send in a voice message: Support this…
Antonio Brown’s Ego, Wildcard Weekend & Hard Knocks 2019
Jan 4 • 40 min
It’s wildcard weekend so we set our picks, decide what is going on in Antonio Brown’s head / ego, figure out who is up for Hard Knocks 2019, Baker Mayfield’s RV is up for sale, the top selling NFL jersey’s for 2018, Dick Degroat gives us one last banger…
Tom DeLonge + NFL Week 17 Picks
Dec 29, 2018 • 5 min
Tom Delonge totally stops by to give his week 17 NFL picks. Shout out to Angels and Airwaves and Blink 182. —- Send in a voice message: Support this podcast:
The Pro Bowl
Dec 21, 2018 • 34 min
Why are have the NFL referees been so bad and how do we keep them accountable? NBA Twitter vs NFL twitter it’s just not time yet for NBA sorry. We filter through the Pro Bowl snubs and talk about a better option for the game. We grunge jam our NFL Week 16…
The Miami Miracle, Steelers Suck and Home Alone
Dec 12, 2018 • 38 min
This week we get a little country with our NFL week 15 picks, Woodie blasts the Steelers defense, Dibbs hates on sports media in general, We compare the AFC west to character from our favorite Christmas movie Home Alone. We try to decipher who is going to…
NFL Week 14 Picks with Mr. Metallica
Dec 7, 2018 • 3 min
Mr. Metallica stops by with his NFL week 14 predictions… —- Send in a voice message: Support this podcast:
Brett Favre & Cameo + What Christmas Movie Is Your Team and #BillsMafia Member @DickDeGroat
Dec 6, 2018 • 18 min
We go through the AFC South and decide what Christmas movies most reflect the Jaguars, Colts, Titans, and Texans. We discuss Brett Favre’s cameo debacle and dig a little deeper on our favorite NFL players on the site and how much they cost. Lastly we…
XFL Cities vs AAF + Kelvin Benjamin and The Falcons Get Blasted
Dec 5, 2018 • 12 min
We breakdown the XFL cities that were announced and decide if we will be AAF or XFL guys. Tasty joins to give his thoughts on Kelvin Benjamin getting cut and the Falcons season ticket situation. —- Send in a voice message:…
Kareem Hunt Video & NFL Week 13 Picks
Dec 1, 2018 • 9 min
Kareem Hunt video comes out and we want to know how did the NFL not know? We slow jam our NFL week 13 picks. —- Send in a voice message: Support this podcast:
Mark Sanchez or Colin Kaepernick? + NFL Week 12 Picks (Slow Jammed)
Nov 21, 2018 • 32 min
This week we blast warm weather teams and question if Danica Patrick’s crystals are messing with Aaron Rodgers. We decide which Thanksgiving sides are the packers, bears, lions and vikings. We celebrate our Bills Mafia member of the week Dick Degroat, go…
NFL Week 11 Picks Slow Jammed and Jalen Ramsey is the new Josh Norman
Nov 15, 2018 • 38 min
It’s week 11 in the NFL so we make our picks with some melody, put the NFL and Azteca field on blast along with Hue Jackson becoming the Dwight Schrute of the NFL. We decipher which teams in the AFC North are which characters from The Office tv show. We…
Fortnite + NFL Collab, NFC West Gets Haircuts & we on Le’Veon Bell Watch
Nov 8, 2018 • 28 min
We come off the bye week with our BillsMafia member of the week, we put coach Gruden and Le’Veon Bell on blast, we unintelligibly pick week 10’s winners, give the NFC West teams haircuts and talk about the new Fortnite NFL skins. —- Send in a voice…
Tom Brady Calls Out Bills Mafia Member of the week @novahustle
Oct 27, 2018 • 8 min
Tom Brady throwing the shade at the Bills Mafia so we spotlight a new member Cashanova Hustle and ponder how much we could race to have Tom Brady allow a Bills Mafia member to put him through a table. —- Send in a voice message:…
Tony Romo Takes + Cringey Commentating Week 7
Oct 26, 2018 • 14 min
Troy Aikman hates podcasts, Booger poops on the field, Chris Spielman likes “this guy” and Tony Romo takes us down concussion memory lane in the weeks Cringey Commentating. —- Send in a voice message: Support this…
Andy Dalton’s Eyebrows + Week 8 Uneducated Picks
Oct 25, 2018 • 13 min
We make our half informed picks for week and ask the age old question, is it pronounced Bengals or Bingals? Also Dibb’s wife doesn’t like Andy Dalton’s eyebrows. —- Send in a voice message: Support this podcast:…
What Halloween Candy is Your Team? : NFC South Edition
Oct 24, 2018 • 10 min
We dig through our proverbial plastic pumpkin bucket of treats and decide which halloween candies are the Saints, Panthers, Falcons and Buccaneers. Also do people really like Baby Ruth bars? —- Send in a voice message:…
What High School Stereotype is Your Team? : AFC East Edition
Oct 22, 2018 • 5 min
We try to classify the Patriots, Jets, Bills and Dolphins into stereotypes of kids you experience in high school. —- Send in a voice message: Support this podcast:
Laces or Faces NFL Week 6
Oct 20, 2018 • 43 min
We pay for a special message from Devon Cajuste, #NotSorry, discuss where the Chargers could end up if their Los Angeles plans fall through, we celebrate another week with @BILLieve88 as our Bills Mafia member of the week, and we put our money where are…
Devon Cajuste, The Anchorage Chargers & Bills Mafia Member of the Week
Oct 19, 2018 • 13 min
We pay for a special message from Devon Cajuste, #NotSorry, discuss where the Chargers could end up if their Los Angeles plans fall through, we celebrate another week with @BILLieve88 as our Bills Mafia member of the week, and we put our money where are…
Cringey Commentating NFL Week 6
Oct 18, 2018 • 10 min
Get your cringe on with Troy Aikman, Dick Stockton, Greg Jennings, Ian Eagle, Jason Witten, Mark Schlereth, and of course the Tony Romo. —- Send in a voice message: Support this podcast:…
#BLASTED: Titans, Burfict, MNF Halftime & Mcgregor + Dad Bod Zach
Oct 17, 2018 • 16 min
We put the Titans offensive line on blast with Dad Bod Zach, Woodie doesn’t like Vontaze Burfict, Dibbs can’t figure out Monday Night Football’s Halftime Show and we wonder why Jerry Jones invited Conor McGregor to the Dallas Game. —- Send in a voice…
We’re Hiring An Intern…
Oct 16, 2018 • 1 min
We’re hiring an intern. Email lacesor[email protected] to apply. —- Send in a voice message: Support this podcast:
What Band is Your NFL Team? : NFC East Edition
Oct 15, 2018 • 4 min
Sometimes it’s hard to understand who your favorite NFL team really is so we break it down it terms you may more understand… Bands —- Send in a voice message: Support this podcast:…
Cringey Commentating NFL Week 5
Oct 14, 2018 • 4 min
Cringey Commentating week 5 featuring Charles Davis, Chris Collinsworth, Jason Witten and of course our favorite Tony Romo. —- Send in a voice message: Support this podcast:
Peyton Manning Goes in On Drew Brees + What’s in Antonio Browns Apartment?
Oct 11, 2018 • 35 min
We take a look at the uncut version of Peyton Manning’s congratulation video to Drew Brees. Aaron Rodgers and Antonio Brown get put on blast, and we play what else is in Antonio Brown’s Miami Apartment. We dissect the OBJ vs Eli Manning vs Lil Wayne saga,…
Earl Thomas Middle Finger Mystery Solved.
Oct 3, 2018 • 23 min
We investigate the big mystery of who or whom Earl Thomas directed his middle finger toward as he was being carted off on Sunday. Then we countdown our 3 least favorite mascots in the NFL, recount our #BillsMafia play of the week and the commercial round…
Where is Roger Goodell and is the Fitzmagic Running Out?
Sep 25, 2018 • 26 min
We may be seeing signs of Fitzmagic turn to Fitztragic as we watch the Buccaneers, Steelers game live. We encourage fans not to bet this early in the season unless you don’t care about money or upsets. The NFL has become soft and poor Clay Matthews can’t…
Ticketmaster Scalper Convention, Maroon 5 & #EmbraceTrolls
Sep 20, 2018 • 31 min
Fitzmagic is still kicking but the trademark is now under rookie Minkah Fitzpatrick’s entrepreneurial control. Big Ben Roethlisberger shares how to defeat the trolls on the internet. NFL ties are in but we figure out way to end them. We try to figure out…
Aaron Rodgers + Drugs, Fitzmagic & Dez the Twitter Troll
Sep 10, 2018 • 27 min
Aaron Rodgers is superhuman and we decide if it’s in part the prescription drugs the trainers gave him at halftime. Weather delays take center stage in the NFL on week one. Which fans had the worst weekend, the Bills, Steelers, or the Bears? Fitzmagic…
Hard Knocks, Kaepernick Nike Memes & Cheerleaders
Sep 6, 2018 • 42 min
It’s finally time for some NFL football so we recap this years season of Hard Knocks, highlighting our heartbreaking cuts of Cajuste, Orchard, Brobie and Nassib. Remembering the legend that is Bob Weily and the interesting dynamic between Hue Jackson,…
Cocaine, Injuries and Sexism
Oct 10, 2017 • 29 min
Some real ish went down in the NFL this week. We discuss of course the celebrations and plays of the week along with Cam Newton’s sexism, Peyton Manning’s statue, the crucial catch campaign, Roger Goodell’s letter and Jerry Jones’ flippy floppy messaging,…
The Juice is Loose!
Oct 4, 2017 • 31 min
This week we discuss O.J. Simpsons release from prison, Joe Flacco admitting he’s not elite…sorta, a football discourse on Marshawn Lynch’s hidden but not so secret protest, a chargers stadium aka stub hub update, commentator fails, OBJ updates, the NFL’s…
Everybody Wants to Kneel the World
Sep 28, 2017 • 31 min
We start this week with a moment of silence for all who had to endure their family’s political views this Sunday. Get into the nitty gritty of what the hell happened this past week in the NFL with all the unforeseen upsets. We figured out the loophole…
Custom Cleats with Dad Bod Zach, Dancing with Marshawn & Peeing on the Sideline
Sep 21, 2017 • 34 min
This week we talk about fantasy playoff sleepers, Marshawn dancing on the sideline, custom cleats with Dad Bod Zach, Derek Carr trolling the Seahawks, taking an in game pee break, unfootball Jay gives us his picks of the week, the bad news bears and much…
Calling Gruden & 6 Dollar Rams Tickets
Sep 12, 2017 • 25 min
This week we recount our favorite and soon to be annoying commercials, try to understand Le’veon Bells rap career, and realize we can make more money in the NFL as waterboys. —- Send in a voice message: Support this…
Hot Dog Scandals & NFL Theme Songs
Sep 6, 2017 • 33 min
This week we take on the NFL theme songs, who is eating what on the sidelines and Dead Eye Riden teaches us the ins and outs of daily fantasy. —- Send in a voice message: Support this podcast:…
Schefter Tweeted Us & Tom Brady Isn’t Hot Anymore
Aug 30, 2017 • 27 min
This week Adam Schefter tweets us causing our phones to blow up, apparently Tom Brady isn’t hot anymore and Fast Bobby stops by to explain MUT and Madden 18 —- Send in a voice message: Support this podcast:…
All Incarcerated Fantasy & Solar Stuff
Aug 23, 2017 • 34 min
Week two gave us the moon crossing over the sun, we pick our all arrested fantasy team and try to figure out the next step in Bruce Arians eyewear collection. —- Send in a voice message: Support this podcast:…
OBJ Shorty Shorts & Snoop Dogg
Aug 16, 2017 • 28 min
The NFL Pre-Season has begun with a bang Dibbs and Woodie dish on the NFL news from the week including OBJ’s short shorts, the refs making salary and the wisdom bestowed upon us by Snoop Dogg. —- Send in a voice message:…
Jay Cold Cuts & Jerry’s HOF Nikes
Aug 10, 2017 • 34 min
Its the unofficial start to the NFL season with the coveted Hall of Fame Game. Dibbs and Woodie dish on the news from the week including Jay Cutlers move to Miami and looking forward to episode 1 of Hard Knocks. —- Send in a voice message:…