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98: Soft Bones Baby Expert Brandon Babcock ft. Simon Lucas Howe
May 19 • 65 min
a.k.a [Day 9 of COVID-19] In this weeks episode! We learn stuff for once with a very Special Guest!!! As well as a mysterious masked man trudging the streets of LA… ! We hope we can bring some comedy to your COVID-19 lockdown. Keep safe! Wash your hands!…
97: Keep The Beans From Xehanort
May 12 • 60 min
a.k.a [Day 8 of COVID-19] We hope we can bring some comedy to your COVID-19 lockdown. Keep safe! Wash your hands! Don’t panic! Please go to https://www.cdc.gov/coronavirus/2019-nCoV/ to keep up to date on the situation.
96: I Saw A Tiger And A Tiger Saw A Man
May 5 • 60 min
a.k.a [Day 7 of COVID-19]The Tiger Episode!!! Go watch the “Tiger King” documentary on Netflix if you want some context. We hope we can bring some comedy to your COVID-19 lockdown. Keep safe! Wash your hands! Don’t panic! Please go to…
Spooky Times IV: Hallowbetween; My Graaandpa Has A lot of Blod
May 1 • 73 min
a.k.a [Day 6 of COVID-19] It’s that time again! Hallowbetween! That day and time of year that’s exactly the polar opposite of Halloween! We missed giving you guys some spooky fun. I’m sure we all need it as of late too. Today’s SpOoky Report Includes:…
95: Spongebob! He Soaked Up The Water!!!
Apr 21 • 58 min
a.k.a [Day 5 of COVID-19]The hosts try their best to struggle and make this COVID news ridden world some place more safe. The fail obviously. Let’s see play a game of Guess Who! Can you guess who our hosts are talking about? We hope we can bring some…
94: Big Discipline Some Math
Apr 14 • 59 min
a.k.a [Day 4 of COVID-19]We have a new candidate running for president! And the platform is great! We hope we can bring some comedy to your COVID-19 lockdown. Keep safe! Wash your hands! Don’t panic! Please go to https://www.cdc.gov/coronavirus/2019-nCoV/…
93: Dos Choke Too Much?
Apr 8 • 58 min
a.k.a [Day 3 of COVID-19]Our Hosts are lost at sea, but don’t worry they are in good company during these hard times.
92: Eye Popping Is A Defense Mechanism
Mar 31 • 60 min
a.k.a [Day 2 of COVID-19]Looks like Brandon and Nicole get a little too close for comfort… André dives into the deep dark world of Mukbang//먹는 放送 and Emily shows André his past innaccuracies! We hope we can bring some comedy to your COVID-19 lockdown.…
91: That Kid Is SCP, He Wont Let Me Be
Mar 24 • 53 min
a.k.a [Day 1 of COVID-19]We hope we can bring some comedy to your COVID lockdown. Keep safe! Wash your hands! Don’t panic! Please go to https://www.cdc.gov/coronavirus/2019-nCoV/ to keep up to date on the situation.
What The Fungeon Ep 2: Reggie And The Zombies
Mar 21 • 23 min
What does Animal Crossing, a zombie epidemic, and A.I.-generated story have in common? Now introducing our 4th host, Nicole Rodriguez! Main Hosts: Freddy Ulate Co-Hosts: Brandon Babcock, André LaMilza, Nicole Rodriguez
Bonus Vol. 8: Every Swan Sucks
Mar 17 • 32 min
Hey guys! Our hosts lives are a little jumbled up adjusting to the pandemic of the Corona Virus, please stay safe, wash yo hands, and your eagled ears! We will return with a regular episode next week!! For now just enjoy this sweet sweet bonus episode.
What The Fungeon Ep 1: Life Is Never As You Orchestrate It
Mar 10 • 32 min
Welcome to our new sister podcast “What the Fungeon” join us as we go on a AI Generated Dungeons and Dragons session! Just a little experiment bonus content to see how you guys like it. Main Hosts: Freddy UlateCo-Hosts: Brandon Babcock, André LaMilza,…
90: This Furry Life ft. Freddy Ulate
Mar 10 • 63 min
Join us as we have a very special guest leap his way all the way over from! ….some jungle? We’re not sure which one… Intro & Outro: Macross 82-99Hosts: Brandon Babcock, André LaMilza, Nicole Rodriguez Special Guest: Freddy Ulate
89: Beetle Gooch
Mar 3 • 62 min
Nicole is back! Why does she keep leaving us? Does she hate us? Why?! Though it’s very clear Laslo wants to throw his name into being the fourth host. Intro & Outro: Macross 82-99Hosts: Brandon Babcock, André LaMilza, Nicole Rodriguez Editor: Emily The…
(Promo) The More You Blow Ep 2: I Blacked Out
Mar 2 • 1 min
Have a little taste of our extra special episode “The More You Blow!” Check out the latest Episode on TLYKPod @ Porn Hub .com (18+ only!)
88: Did Someone Say Vore? ft. Zoboomafoo
Feb 25 • 77 min
Join us as we have a very special guest leap his way all the way over from! ….some jungle? We’re not sure which one… Intro & Outro: Macross 82-99Hosts: Brandon Babcock, André LaMilza, Nicole Rodriguez Special Guest: Alfred Coleman, Zoboomafoo
87: R U Smert?
Feb 18 • 59 min
Which Smash characters does the crew hate? Can you Escape the Church? Did you know Non-binary people are indestructible?! Is porn lost in translation? Intro & Outro: Macross 82-99Hosts: Brandon Babcock, André LaMilza, Nicole Rodriguez Editor: Emily The…
86: I Got Guns And I Like Bad Words
Feb 11 • 56 min
Come experince André’s biggest regret, Let’s check out Dr. Phil’s sick crib, and Nicole learns one of most well known secrets of the Olympic Village. Intro & Outro: Macross 82-99Hosts: Brandon Babcock, André LaMilza, Nicole Rodriguez Editor: Emily The…
85: Big Piss!
Feb 4 • 56 min
Let’s start of the new year with a new bang! Welcome back to The Less You Know Podcast Back from our 4 month hiatus. We missed you guys. Intro & Outro: Macross 82-99Hosts: Brandon Babcock, André LaMilza, Nicole Rodriguez Editor: Emily The Editor
Local News REMIX 2019: Goddamn I Love Canadians!
Dec 20, 2019 • 65 min
He guys! Enjoy some choice selected Local news and local news only! We look forward to seeing you guys in 2020!!! WE BACK BABY!Enjoy! Outro By: Macross 82-99 Hosts: Brandon Babcock, André LaMilza , Nicole Rodriguez.
Special Guest REMIX 2019: It’s Over Ya Dumb Bitch
Dec 13, 2019 • 52 min
Let’s start off 2020 with taking looking back at all the Special Guests we’ve had this year.Enjoy! Intro & Outro By: Macross 82-99 Hosts: Brandon Babcock, André LaMilza , Nicole Rodriguez.Special Guest: Shakira Pressley, Alfred Coleman, Dashawn Mahone,…
84: Hentai Feet
Sep 24, 2019 • 51 min
Is new iPhone 11 scary you little babies?! What’s your Kids-bop Mantra? Florida Man is back at it again with a little calming surprise. Intro & Outro: Macross 82-99 Hosts: Brandon Babcock, André LaMilza, Nicole Rodriguez
83: Disney Owns The Moon Now
Sep 18, 2019 • 53 min
Today we get a visit from the biggest bad boy from the depths of the sewers! Japan is making Jojo germs protect, ZA WORLDO! André eczema is ON FIRE! It’s burning on the dance floor! Intro & Outro: Macross 82-99 Hosts: Brandon Babcock, André LaMilza,…
82: I WANT HAMBURGER FROM MCDONALDS!
Sep 10, 2019 • 46 min
Nicole is missing and, I NEED HAMBURGER FROM MCDONALDS!!! Intro & Outro: Macross 82-99 Hosts: Brandon Babcock, André LaMilza, Nicole Rodriguez
81: Harness My Chad Energy ft. Steve Yurko
Aug 27, 2019 • 57 min
A.K.A. How Does Meat Turn To Bone? Today’s Report Includes: “Reminiscent of Poils In An Oyster”[1], “Full Metal Alchemist Bonerhood”[2], “Harry Potter Information… Doesn’t Really Change Much”[3], & “GET YOURSELF A NEW MAN”[4] Intro & Outro: Macross 82-99…
80: Yarrrg My Scaaar!
Aug 13, 2019 • 57 min
Nicole is going to talk whatever the hell she wants! The army of Zaddy has come upon us! Looks like André is getting into the feet business, but Brandon isn’t about it. Intro & Outro: Macross 82-99 Hosts: Brandon Babcock, André LaMilza, Nicole Rodriguez
79: Articles Read Correctly
Aug 6, 2019 • 68 min
A.K.A. Harry Potter Is Not A Joke Today’s Report Includes: “Serial Toilet Clogger”[1], “Bad Mirror”[2], “Do Not Pass Gas, Do Not Collect $200”[3], & “They Can’t”[4], “Stop All”[4b], “of Us”[4c] Also, John McAffe Captain’s Log!!! Intro & Outro: Macross…
78: R.Kelologist
Jul 25, 2019 • 68 min
A.K.A. What Would Nicole Think? Today’s Report Includes: “A Jumble of Words”[1], “When Formally Established, Stick to Naming Conventions”[2], “Nicole In The Evil Timeline”[3], & “Homey Don’t Play That”[4] Also, A Zaddy Gauntlet For The Whole Family!!!…
Pride Rock Ep 2: Skin Man vs. Meth Man ft. Erin Cabelly & Josh Mckenzie
Jul 17, 2019 • 81 min
A.K.A. He Hasn’t Been Milked In Months Show Notes Coming Soon! Intro & Outro: Macross 82-99 Hosts: Brandon Babcock, Nicole Rodriguez Guest Hosts: Josh Mckenzie, Erin Cabelly
77: Big Bird Energy
Jul 10, 2019 • 64 min
A.K.A. Show Notes Coming Soon! Intro & Outro: Macross 82-99 Hosts: Brandon Babcock, André LaMilza, Nicole Rodriguez
76: Nicole’s Bowser… Sexual
Jul 1, 2019 • 60 min
A.K.A. Show Notes Coming Soon! Intro & Outro: Macross 82-99 Hosts: Brandon Babcock, André LaMilza, Nicole Rodriguez
75: A Crunchy CD
Jun 18, 2019 • 56 min
A.K.A. Spongebob’s Mech-Pants Today’s Report Includes: “It Was A Spooky Time”[1], “Knocking On Dad-Age Door”[2], “A Powerful Child Draws Cursive Loops Around Her Opponents”[3], “Breaking and Cleanering”[4], “Not Much”[5], “The Toronto Drakes”[6], &…
74: The Rock is Santa’s Weakness
Jun 4, 2019 • 55 min
A.K.A. Show Notes Coming Soon! Intro & Outro: Macross 82-99 Hosts: Brandon Babcock, André LaMilza, Nicole Rodriguez
Bonus Vol. 7: Behind His Mom and Dad was God
May 28, 2019 • 30 min
Hectic times but get ready for more tasty episodes soon to come! Enjoy some of our favorite bonus clips and bloopers never heard before.
73: He’s A Burglar, Ronald
May 22, 2019 • 50 min
A.K.A. Does It Have a Butt On It? Today’s Report Includes: “Where Else Can He Fart?”[1], “Borat 2”[2], “Livin’ In A Hipster’s Paradise”[3], “Smash Bros Ultimate is Just Scientology Propaganda”[4], “Moldova Goes Hard”[5], “They Want Grimace”[6], & “Animal…
72: The Ghost Of Christmas Stress
May 14, 2019 • 53 min
A.K.A. Hillary Hanson Please Marry Me Today’s Report Includes: “Shits The Bucket”[1], “1000 Acre Woof”[2], “What if Spiderman Murdered?”[3], “Looks Like Pikachu Is Blasting Off For Good”[4], “Tot Escape”[5], “Did I Hear You Correctly?”[6], “Buyers…
71: Yeah, I Know About Pup Play
May 8, 2019 • 70 min
A.K.A. Nicole The Science Lassie Today’s Report Includes: “The Only Article Brandon Reads”[1], “Masters In Furry”[2], “What Was The Article??”[2a], “Just A Judge Being Petty”[3], “Be Am Not Know How To Cook”[4], “A Digital Omen”[5], & “Wish Him A Happy…
(Promo) The More You Blow Ep 1: I Knew You Weren’t Gettin’ A Massage
May 2, 2019 • 1 min
Have a little taste of our extra special episode “The More You Blow!” Check out Episode one at TLYKPod @ Porn Hub (18+ only!)
Spooky Times III: Hallowbetween; Boo and Ghoul Are All You Need
Apr 30, 2019 • 65 min
A.K.A. You About To Go Ghoul Again? Today’s SpOoky Report Includes: 00̴̫͎̳̭͚͕̗̘̄̋ͤ̃̚x̛ͤ̓ͫ͒̐͋͗͌͏̼̜̜̀B̛̗̜͍̅̈́͐ͪ͌F̛͚̻̥̦̟̘ͣͭ̉ͣ͐̓̑͋͑ ̢̛̩̐͆̀̒0̭̖̝͍ͯ͛ͯ̿ͦ̓̃͊͞x͊ͭ͒̕͏͉͈B͉̹͍̥̮̗͂ͨ̔ͥ͐͊͑̽̕͘D̴͉̘ͬͧ͋ͦ́̈…
70: I Eventually Dated Cotton Eye Joe
Apr 23, 2019 • 51 min
A.K.A. Skeetlejuice, Skeetlejuice, Skeetlejuice Today’s Report Includes: “Nature Is Mad and Wants Us Gone”[1], “Fake Man, Fake Hot”[2], “Hard To Beard-lieve”[3], “The World’s Most Dangerous Bird Does It’s Things”[4], “Resistance Is From DOWNTOWN”[5], “The…
69: He Got Geppetto’d
Apr 9, 2019 • 59 min
A.K.A. Disclaimer: Could Be Anything Today’s Report Includes: “It’s Right There You Dumb Idiot”[1], “The Beginning of A New Era”[2], “It’s Like The Little Old Lady Who Swallowed A Fly”[3], “HEY, I’m forgiving debt here!”[4], “Yeah, He’s Never Smoked Weed…
68: Fifty Shades of Gandalf The Grey
Apr 3, 2019 • 65 min
A.K.A. Argugreeing Today’s Report Includes: “Harry Potter and Nothing Else”[1], “Homeless Feeder”[2], “Australia: The Closest You Can Get To An RPG”[3], “Well, she’s all you’d ever want She’s the kind I like to flaunt- She’s A Robot”[4], “There’s A Spill…
Bonus Vol. 6: Does John Lennon Cuck People?
Mar 27, 2019 • 30 min
Hey guys! Nicole is sick and Brandon is dying to from work overload. We will be back to normal schedule next Tuesday!!! For now enjoy some of our favorite clips! Intro & Outro By: Macross 82-99 Hosts: Brandon Babcock, André LaMilza , Nicole Rodriguez.
67: My Croikeys
Mar 19, 2019 • 58 min
A.K.A. A Case of the Meat Spins Today’s Report Includes: “FDA Enemy, Yung Blood”[1], “CPS Magnets”[2], “It Takes Place In China”[3], & “Doctor, Doctor, Upload The News”[4] Also, a brand new segment: Bird Tank!!! Intro & Outro: Macross 82-99 Hosts: Brandon…
66: Throw Them Into The Flat Sun
Mar 12, 2019 • 63 min
A.K.A. A Big Horizontal Line In The Sky Today’s Report Includes: “Hey Boss, What Are We Making?”[GC1], “What’s Good, Japan?”[WG1], “Paint The Toilet Yogurt”[1], “Feeding”[2a], “Time”[2b], “Orgies For President”[3], “Unlicensed Castration”[4], & “Money…
65: I’ll Only Dab On My Deathbed
Mar 5, 2019 • 60 min
A.K.A. The Less You Have a Description for this episode! Intro & Outro: Macross 82-99 Hosts: Brandon Babcock, André LaMilza, Nicole Rodriguez Game Corner: Only nerds play games! Article Links: Do your own Research!
Black To Our History Ep 1: I Have A Lot Friends That Are Drake ft. Alfred Coleman, Dashawn Mahone, Kira Pressley
Feb 26, 2019 • 136 min
A.K.A. Condomsation Today’s Report Includes: “Barber Shop, Body Drop”[1], “21 and Done”[2], “Big Auntie Energy”[3], “Silver Scooter”[4], & “A Good Girl Who Deserves The World”[5] Also, !!! Intro & Outro: Macross 82-99 Hosts: Brandon Babcock Special…
64: Your Hair is Leaking
Feb 19, 2019 • 67 min
A.K.A. The Less You Have a Description for this episode! Intro & Outro: Macross 82-99 Hosts: Brandon Babcock, André LaMilza, Nicole Rodriguez Game Corner: Only nerds play games! Article Links: Do your own Research!
63: Complicated And Messy
Feb 12, 2019 • 54 min
A.K.A. He Shat Where He Sat Today’s Report Includes: “I Wanna’ Be An E-Farmer, Baby!”[GC1], “Suck It, Real Drivers”[GC2], “Katamari This F**ker Off This Plane”[1], “FROM or FOR???”[2], “A New Creature”[3], “Cult On The Side? That’s A Side Cult, Homie”[4],…
62: Donkey Kong 69
Feb 5, 2019 • 65 min
A.K.A. 2019: Don’t Dox Yourself Today’s Report Includes: “Grant Kirkcope Says Trans Rights”[1], “419.9 Justice”[2], “The Less You Know Is Going to Namibia”[3], “Ireland, The Country of Cummies”[4], & “Cummies In Space”[5] Also, ADULT CORNER!! ADULT-DULT…
61: New Year’s Adult
Jan 23, 2019 • 61 min
A.K.A. Mathcast Today’s Report Includes: “Legalnite Dance”[GC], “He Didn’t Really Think That Through, Huh?”[1], “Respect For The Game, Huh?”[2], “A Lot of Visual Based Articles This Time Around, Huh?”[3], “Couldn’t Make This Up, Huh?”[4], “Not Looking To…
60: Rubbish Smaug
Jan 15, 2019 • 55 min
A.K.A. The Gentle Swordsman Fights The Bad Dragon Today’s Report Includes: “It’s Right There You Dumb Idiot”[1], “The Beginning of A New Era”[2], “It’s Like The Little Old Lady Who Swallowed A Fly”[3], “HEY, I’m forgiving debt here!”[4], “Yeah, He’s Never…
59: Everyone Disagrees With You ft. Kira Pressley
Jan 9, 2019 • 60 min
A.K.A. The Mouse You Hunt Today’s Report Includes: “Be Nice To Him”[1], “BloodFace”[2], “Silly Farmer”[3], “EXPLOSIVE Diarrhea”[4], “The Next Logical Step”[5], & “What? Ew! No! There’s a Hole There.”[6] Also, the return of a not utilized game of Would You…
Egg Hoggers Ep 2: Happy HOLEidays ft. Erin Cabelly
Dec 25, 2018 • 122 min
A.K.A. And Then The One Dragon Caresses The Other Dragon Today’s Report Includes: “That Joke Became Real”[1], “Very Marketable Botchalism”[2], “Look Nice In The Hole”[3], “It IS Everyday, HasBRO!”[4], “B.R.E.”[5], & “Happy HOLEidays”[6] Also, Some Kind of…
Special Guest REMIX 2018: Everyone Is Here!
Dec 20, 2018 • 67 min
Let’s start off 2020 with taking looking back at all the Special Guests we’ve had this year.Enjoy! Intro & Outro By: Macross 82-99 Hosts: Brandon Babcock, André LaMilza , Nicole Rodriguez.Special Guest: Josh Tomar, Valerie Garnace, Mike Nito, Alfred…
Local News REMIX 2018: Loose Bagel
Dec 12, 2018 • 61 min
He guys! This was meant to go up later this December, had some hiccups with a recent episode editing wise! So enjoy some choice selected Local news and local news only! Enjoy! Outro By: Macross 82-99 Hosts: Brandon Babcock, André LaMilza , Nicole…
58: Mind Pregnant
Dec 6, 2018 • 59 min
A.K.A. Brainn Medication Today’s Report Includes: “The Perfect Metaphor for The Christmas Season”[1], “Hey Fido! He Likes It!”[2], “It’s Like Janet From The Good Place”[3], “She Has A Name”[4], “It’s CGI, I Saw Infinity War”[5], & “So, A Bar Joke Walks…
57: Golden Curtain
Nov 27, 2018 • 64 min
A.K.A. Yeeh-Arrg Today’s Report Includes: “That Guy Has No Sense At All”[1], “I’mma’ Do My Vagina”[2], “He Ain’t No Jeff Goldblum”[3], “The Toys ‘R’ Us of Food”[4], “Download That Orgasm”[5], & “Bedroom Deaf”[6] Also, !!! Intro & Outro: Macross 82-99…
56: Kill All Gamers
Nov 20, 2018 • 94 min
A.K.A. Sadentist Today’s Report Includes: “3 out of 4 Dentists Don’t Have A Weird Fetish”[1], “John 13:12”[2], “Put It In Your Mouth”[3], “A Very Powerful 7-Year Old”[4], “Zommy”[5], “Wampfler”[6] & “Let’s Just Fuck With The Fish”[7] Also, The First…
55: End This Podcast, Stop My Suffering ft. Dashawn Mahone
Nov 14, 2018 • 87 min
A.K.A. Aubrey Hepburn Is My American Flag And Jesus Today’s Report Includes: “Marvin Heemeyer: The Last Great American Folk Hero”[1], “Do You See Yoshi?”[2], “Dance Fl-own”[3], “Like Catching A Mouse With Cheese”[4], & “Peer Pressure The Show”[5], Also,…
Bonus Vol. 5: Don’t Drop the Soap, Don’t Eat the Cereal
Nov 6, 2018 • 31 min
After a long 2 hour Halloween Special episode let’s wind down and enjoy listening to some our favorite bits and articles thus far! Intro & Outro By: Macross 82-99 Hosts: Brandon Babcock, André LaMilza , Nicole Rodriguez.
Spooky Times II: Don’t Take The Stairs
Oct 31, 2018 • 148 min
A.K.A. Mommy, Mommy, How I Love Mommy! Today’s SpOoky Report Includes: “Goulzan”[1], “The Government”[2], “Welp”[3], & “Illugle”[4] Also, A Harrowing Chapter In The Thrilling Mr. Detective Story!!! Intro: Van Dyke Parks (Brave Little Toaster),…
54: Shrek Bod
Oct 23, 2018 • 60 min
A.K.A. The Smell Good Plumber Today’s Report Includes: “Kanye Saga”[1], “Expensive Towels”[2], “The Immortal Rad”[3], “Lemme Axe U A Question You Meth Answer”[4], & “Give 5 Star”[5] Also, LUIGI MARIO: Ghost Sucked Me!!!! Intro & Outro: Macross 82-99…
53: Everyone Got A Big Bath And Didn’t Come Back
Oct 9, 2018 • 58 min
A.K.A. The One That We Find Out That André Witnessed A Murder Today’s Report Includes: “Attractive to Crazy Litmus Test”[1], “French Bird Litmus Test”[2], “Mascot Litmus Test”[3a], “Gritty Sighting”[3b], “Darwin’s DIY Tech Litmus Test”[4], & “Boi Lexicon…
52: CeeYo Later
Oct 2, 2018 • 59 min
A.K.A. Babies And Chalk, Baby Today’s Report Includes: “High Tech-Thieves”[1], “‘That Good Juice”[2], “Small Prank, Big Reward”[3], “Nicole: If Everything Goes Wrong”[4], “Elijah Rising, Me Dick Descending”[5], & “xX U Wanna Cyber ;)? Xx”[6] Also, Which…
51: You Can’t Look Like a Smash Mouth
Sep 26, 2018 • 66 min
A.K.A. A Rooster Holding a Monster Energy Drink Today’s Report Includes: “Curchill Tainted My Mind Palace”[1], “Some Looney Tunes Shit”[2], “Muh ‘Lil Mahb’Butt’Butt Bit-Bit By Charlie”[3], “Punch +2”[4], & “Turn This Tub Into Wine”[5] Also, ZADDY TALK!!!…
50: My Ghost Gun Bullets
Sep 18, 2018 • 64 min
A.K.A. New Girl: SHIPPUDEN Today’s Report Includes: “Oldblum and New Bloom”[1], “Quit Hanging Around That Pee-noose!”[2], “There’s No Room Over There”[3], “Here I Come DJ Sumirock”[4], “The Kellogs Killer”[5], “Swipe No On Social Experiments”[6] & “Ghost…
49: The Visible Side of The Anti-Moon
Sep 11, 2018 • 65 min
A.K.A. The Flattest Episode Today’s Report Includes: “Hot Ones S7 Fan Theory”[1], “It’s Probably Financial”[2], “Just Give Em’ Weppies”[3], “Popular Sci Vs. TFES”[4], & “Skulls Off To Him”[5] Also, Another Piping Hot Installment of Where Are The…
48: Driving While Batman
Sep 4, 2018 • 56 min
A.K.A. It’s Big Ol’ Eyes— On That Fish Today’s Report Includes: “The Curiosity of Jeff Goldblum”[1], “Tess Thompson Was Like, ‘Woah, Batman’”[2], “Man’s Man-Child’s Child”[3], “So, That’s Good”[4], & “Blink, And You’ll Miss Fish”[5] Also, It’s Christmas…
Bonus Vol. 4: Cultural Appropriating Jeff Bridges
Aug 28, 2018 • 28 min
Brandon is busy performing CPR on his existence- so enjoy a look back on some artisanal bits, picked by our in-house connoisseur for the chief purpose of getting giggles goin’! Intro & Outro By: Macross 82-99 Hosts: Brandon Babcock, André LaMilza , Nicole…
47: The Moscow Mule-lining of André Lamillza
Aug 21, 2018 • 63 min
A.K.A. Tock Clowers P.I. Today’s Report Includes: “WeedBot”[1], “Poop-erintendent”[2], “And, Well”[3], “Me-OW, Yeah, That’s The Good Stuff”[4], & “A Good (Flower) Boy”[5] Also, the debut of THREE brand new segments! Confessions, To The Clock Tower or To…
46: The One Year Podcast Episode of The Less You Know
Aug 15, 2018 • 78 min
A.K.A. You Must Be 30 Years Old At Least Today’s Report Includes: “SweetTart 4 Gov”[1], “They’ll Think It’s Just A Present”[2], “My Goldblum Brings All The Birds To The Yard”[3], “Ol’BitCH-uary Corner”[4], & “KU-Ra-Banned”[4] Also: Space Talk, Where The…
Bonus Vol. 3: Maybe This is All Jokes
Aug 8, 2018 • 29 min
André is on vacation! So enjoy some our favorite bits and articles thus far! Intro & Outro By: Macross 82-99 Hosts: Brandon Babcock, André LaMilza , Nicole Rodriguez.
45: Go Back To The Clock Tower
Aug 1, 2018 • 57 min
A.K.A. The Roast of Matt Smith Today’s Report Includes: “DONNIE… DONALD”[1], “Damon Thinks Del Is A Little Bitch”[2], “My Goldblum Brings All The Birds To The Yard”[3], “Venti UnCuresed Soy Bone Juice, Thanks”[4], “Charlie Pibbles Redux”[5], “Otakus…
44: I Want To Put A Can In A Basket
Jul 24, 2018 • 58 min
A.K.A. Put The Lime In That Money Tit Today’s Report Includes: “How Much Car Would A Wood Chuck Chuck”[1], “The Trix Rabbit of Kendall Jenner’s Life”[2], “71 Year Old Man Ruined By T̶i̶n̶a̶c̶h̶e̶ Himself”[3], “Farmer Jacko”[4], & “Le Petit Coq”[5] Also,…
43: Bcardi B
Jul 17, 2018 • 60 min
A.K.A. My Good Friend Rupert Grint Today’s Report Includes: “Goodbye Brandon”[1], “Dig ‘em Grave”[2], “Hell Was Full So I’m Come Back”[3], & “Crows Be Mobbin’ All Day”[4] Also, If You’re a New Listener… I TAKE THE APOLOGIES BACK! I’LL NEVER BE…
42: Crisbomen
Jul 10, 2018 • 68 min
A.K.A. I Sure Hope Miku Survived Today’s Report Includes: “Heaven or Hell, Let’s Snap”[1], “Troll Article”[2], “Map Prison”[3], “A Bibliophile’s 2nd Worst Nightmare”[4], “BBQ Not Orgy”[5], “A s c e n t Can Be Revoked”[6], & “Mint Nuggies”[7] Also, ANDRE…
41: The More You Know
Jul 3, 2018 • 60 min
A.K.A. Ball Havers Anonymous Today’s Report Includes: “Pan For Sand”[1], “Breaking (Pottery) Barn”[2], “The Clack-Back”[3], “More Like Barry Mani-GO”[4], “A Mass Produced Deathly Hallow”[5], & “More Than A Prank, Bro”[6] Also, The Return of Our Guerrilla…
40: Charles Will Never Leave ft. Valerie Garnace
Jun 27, 2018 • 65 min
A.K.A. A Mech-Heavy Episode Today’s Report Includes: “The First Jared”[1], “Cronch Stool”[2], “Gorilla Glube”[3], “In Fact, A New REAL Shazam”[4], “I Don’t Care If You’re Into It”[5], “Content Warning: Gross”[6] & “”[7] Also, Lots of Questions That Have…
Pride Rock Ep 1: Two Supporters, One Deserter
Jun 19, 2018 • 147 min
A.K.A. Strictly Dickly Today’s Report Includes: “Andrew Poop-Gremlin”[1], “Aw, Shit I Stink- AND I’m Hungry”[2], “Delicious Video Snacks”[3], “The Big Penis Defense”[4], “Black Market Memes[5]”, “Adam: Homicidal Tree Murderer”[5] & “Take That,…
39: Threat 1
Jun 12, 2018 • 71 min
A.K.A. Nicole: Holistic Spider Killer Today’s Report Includes: “Intelligent DNA Robot Sent On Goose Hunt”[1], “Bennedict NOTICE ME-Batch”[2], “Why Did I Bring Lists Back?”[3], “Holy Ghost Busters”[4], & “Let Weed Free People Free”[5] Also, What’s Good In…
38: Yumspringa
Jun 7, 2018 • 68 min
A.K.A. Lady Cunnilingus Defender Today’s Report Includes: “DOH-PLAY? Again?”[1], “A…Nother…On..e”[2], “Srillex Crittenden”[3a][3b], “Masters of Fine Videogames”[4], & “Ear Pig”[5] Also, the gang discusses Time Fart Roulette!! Intro & Outro By: Macross…
37: Real Loose Feet
May 29, 2018 • 60 min
A.K.A. Surprise! Oh No. Today’s Report Includes: “Mr. Ikea Was My Father”[1], “Jurassic World 2 Viral Marketing”[2], “Bitch Coin”[3], “Gibarto Godfried”[4], & “Feet Beach”[5] Also, we read you like four definitions of different things on this one- SO GET…
36: I Killed Judas Please Come Down
May 23, 2018 • 58 min
A.K.A. I am Bahamutgaming I do not Feel Bad for Stealing. Today’s Report Includes: ”The Read Deal Medical Marujhanna!” [1], “Welcome to Bridgewarts” [2], “Quick Draw now AKA Quick Haw!(jk)” [3], “Time Traveling Man attempts to save Jesus!” [4],This is a…
35: Your Dad’s Closet
May 15, 2018 • 59 min
A.K.A. The More You Hamster… Today’s Report Includes: “Dr. Randy’s Birthday Swats ”[1], “I’m Just A Zucc, Just 100 Board-Zuccs”[2], “R&R&S&M”[3], “Bibles For Babies”[4], “Robin B Homeless”[5], & “A Dr. Dré Off”[6]. Also, The Fanfaric Return of Nicole’s…
34: Sculpted Butts ft. Gene Goldstein
May 8, 2018 • 65 min
A.K.A. A Slender Man-Hole… Today’s Report Includes: “Arse Reactor”[1], “Get The Scoop On the Woopity Poop!”[2], “DigiPornstars Are The Champions”[3], “Brain Train”[4],& “Cry Closet”[5]. Also, The Fanfaric Return of Nicole’s List!! Intro & Outro By:…
33: Bone Improvement
May 1, 2018 • 64 min
A.K.A. Emehcs Iznop Forward… Today’s Report Includes: “Kirkland Light: Sicut Vita Est In Ebrietatem Et Mingit Illud Bibam Illum!!”[1], “Neo(Ponzi)Pets”[2], “You Might Risk Your Life, IF…”[3], “Patrons of The Plastic Protitutes”[4], “Texas, Huh?.”[5], &…
32: All Pauls Go To Heaven
Apr 24, 2018 • 56 min
A.K.A. The Quickest Episode… Today’s Report Includes: “The Monkey Known As Naruto”[1], “AI Mayor”[2], “Local Nicole Finds Wallet Inside Nintendo Game ”[3], “The Gang Solves A Closed Room Meth Mystery”[4], “The Seeding Finger.”[5], & “Raves ‘R’ Us.”[6].…
Bonus Vol. 2: Front Butt
Apr 17, 2018 • 29 min
Episode 32 got BORKED!! SO we’re once again bringing you nothing but HITS!! That’s right Cutting room floor takes and some of our favorite snippits from episodes of yore. Your previously scheduled podcasting will resume next week!! Intro & Outro By:…
31: The Less You Nicole
Apr 11, 2018 • 67 min
A.K.A. Nerd Talk Episode 1 Greetings and Live Long and Prosper & Welcome to Nerd Talk! We THE WATCHERS, cover a few wacky things in Earth-1218 in this episode: “Nigel Le Pew”[1], “TOMATAR WISHES TO FEAST ON HAWK”[2], “TOMATAR LEARNS PAINFUL LESSON”, “Evil…
30: Bad Choice
Apr 3, 2018 • 60 min
Today’s Report Includes: “The Buttress”[1], “Fursbekistan”[2], “Bi-Bi Bumble”, Local Man Did It”[3], “T-Wrecked”[4], & “Twin Bodies, New Space Genes Who Dis?”.[5] Also, we become an actual news podcast… for nearly 20 minutes. Intro & Outro By: Macross…
29: A Millennial Thing ft. Big American Fred
Mar 27, 2018 • 66 min
A Shock Jock Radio Show For A Different Generation… Today’s Report Includes: “How To Scan a Skeleton Clutching a Purse”, “A Living Ghost”, “Tinder Double Trouble”, “Paint By (Can I Get Your) Number”, “One Hand In The Meatball Jar”, “Tadpo-ly Shit!”, &…
28: Let’s Kill The Adults ft. Alfred Coleman
Mar 20, 2018 • 80 min
Today’s Report Includes: “The Argument For Breakfast Pizza”, “Dog Heaven or Hell! LET’S ROCK!”, “Everybody In The Club Do The Bojack”, “iAlexa”, “Puberty Boy”, “Ooo Baby I like It Raw.”•- Video Game Corner: February Nintendo Direct Also: New Segment LETS…
27: Bust Your Balls With A Bigger Ball
Mar 13, 2018 • 64 min
Today’s Report Includes: “Weinstein Immortalized”, “Nightmare? Night Mare? Night Mayor???”, “Children Swipe Left On Pencil Grippage”, “Underwear With Shrek-esque Layers”, “Tim Mann Does Master Plan Grand Slam a.k.a. Sullivan the Civilian Sets His House A…
26: Godspell 2: Sister Act: All Dogs Go To Heaven: Angels In The Outfield The Musical: The Movie: Back To The Future
Mar 7, 2018 • 61 min
Today’s Report Includes: “There Must Be Something Wrong With Italy”, “Pizza Time!!”, “He Crawled In Because He Wanted A Toy”, “Flamin’ Hot Biopics”, and “Lucky Charms’ Balloons Send The Dead Off Right.” Video Game Corner: Animal Crossing Pocket Camp Also:…
25: Furby Gajinka
Feb 27, 2018 • 52 min
Today’s Report Includes: “Some Twin Peaks Shit”, “Joe Quirk is D O N E”, “That Specific Type of British Crazy”, “Rampaging Passenger Cannot be Stopped”, “Poop Cruise”, “Sketchy Man’s Sketch Surprisingly Successfully Solves Situation”, “Legal Zoom, But For…
24: A Stunt Double With A Big Ol’ Bubble
Feb 20, 2018 • 54 min
Today’s Report Includes: “Cinematic Allergen Bullies”, “Cocaine Pant Mayne a.ka. Cruise Takes A Li’l Extra Bump in the Umf”, “Man Takes LSD And Watches Futurama Once”, “Different Man Behaves Similarly”, “Bears Genetically Modify Some Foods or Something”,…
23: This Is Where I Be Naked
Feb 13, 2018 • 51 min
Today’s Report Includes: “Your New Digital You”, “DeepFakes Today, Gone Tomorrow”, “Weed Farm-tato, Bachelor-tato? Let’s Call The Whole Thing A Kidnapping”, “Hasta La Bye-Bye, Progenitors ”, “Marathoning So Good Your Legs Give Out”, “Hair-Fryer”, &…
22: If You Love Me, I’ll Love You ft. Mike Nito
Feb 6, 2018 • 59 min
Today’s Report Includes: “Manchester Man Makes Mistake”, “That’s Just What Dinosaurs Smell Like, Kids”, “If You Want To Buy This Thing You Got To Buy This Hat”, “Doublin’ Down On The Holiness”, “Sometimes You Gotta Flip Tails To See Your Son”, “Small Car…
21: BATTLE ZOO!
Jan 30, 2018 • 57 min
Today’s Report Includes: “Amelia’s Delimma”, “A Dog Owning PSA”, “You Can’t Teach A New Photographer Editing Tricks”, “#AnnexFlorida”, “Korea Scooby Doos Japan?”, “Trump Has Night Vision”, “Kitten Mom”, & “Tommy The Raccoon Has A Fixation.” Also: The…
20: Eagles With Human Ears
Jan 24, 2018 • 60 min
Today’s Report Includes: “Live Water? More Like Death Water”, “Netflixaverse Walking Man Summons Television Totem to Own Idiot”, “Smells Like Senior Citizen Spirit”, “Crazy Food Crazes”, & “Some Millennials get their Jimmies Rustled Also: The boys were…
19: I Can’t, I Have No Mouth
Jan 16, 2018 • 59 min
Today’s Report Includes: “Sneaky Surgeon”, “Bad Rep Rapper Gets Bad Rep”, “Woman Dooms Herself”, “Essentially A Black Mirror Episode”, and “The Perfec-tly Imperfect Crime”. ALSO: The premier of the hit new guerrilla Mable fan cast, we break it down for…
18: Free Naughty Brandon, He Did Nothing Wrong
Jan 9, 2018 • 58 min
Today’s Report Includes: “Anti-Bird Bird Brained Scheme”, “Trump-a-matronic”, “If This Joke Doesn’t Get You Fired In 30 Minutes Flat, It’s Free”, “We Predicted The Future”, and “An Alocholic’s Utopia or Dystopia?”. Also: Nicole Takes The High Ground and…
Bonus Vol. 1: 10 Years Bon Jovi
Jan 2, 2018 • 32 min
We ring in the new year with some extra cutting room floor takes and some of our favorite snippits from episodes of yore! Have a great 2018!! Intro & Outro By Macross 82-99: https://macross82-99.bandcamp.com Hosts: Brandon Babcock, André LaMilza, Nicole…
Egg Hoggers Ep 1: Steve Irwin’s Death Was The End of Honest Reporting
Dec 26, 2017 • 110 min
Today’s Festive Report Includes: ‘6 y/o Nihilist Sticks It To The Maner’, ‘Idiot News Anchor Is Idiot’, ‘Hershey’s Thief Faces Woody Justice, ‘Christmas Re-T(w)REE-t’, ‘Christmas Bones’, ‘Ethereum Crazy Cat Ladies’, ‘Feral Scumbags Holiday Deliverance’, ‘…
17: Body Fluid Episode
Dec 19, 2017 • 60 min
DISCLAIMER: This is a very tired episode. ALSO: Don’t actually crash when Brandon says to… he also says U-Haul instead of Fedex a few times, ignore that too. Today’s Report Includes: ‘Generation Z-illenium?’, ‘Segata Sanshiro Saves Sega HQ’, ‘Marilyn…
16: Vally Without A Cause ft. Valerie Garnace
Dec 11, 2017 • 66 min
Today’s Report Includes: ‘Flat Earth Space Program’, ‘Nut For You? Nut For Me’, ‘Panda Can Walk Backwards Fast As You Can’, ‘Un-Fortuitous Fan Fumble’, ‘An Article That Is Very Nice, My Wife!’, ‘What Happens When Net Neutrality Dies’, ‘Siberian Shears…
15: I Wanna See Your Black Hole ft. Valerie Garnace
Dec 5, 2017 • 70 min
Today’s Report Includes: Sardines Aren’t Amphibians, (F)Artfully Dodged Questions, The Fine Art Scene is Horse Shit, #WhoIsPat?, CopyJungleCats, Forgetful Fogey Fatefully Re-Familiarized With Four-Wheeler, Beautiful OC Criminal, and Several Witches to…
14: Horny For The Whole Crew
Nov 28, 2017 • 75 min
We Talk About Entertainment. No News. But if we had? Today’s Report Would’ve Included: Local Man Will Take Any Shot You Give Him, Armadillo Antics, Zero Dark Hokage, Zuccini or Bomb?, Stewart Sounds Really Polite, “ENOUGH! Here’s Some Snapple.”, That’s…
13: Jeff Goldblum Sex Robot
Nov 21, 2017 • 59 min
Today’s Report Includes: SOMEBODY SAAAAAAAAVE ME, Jenday Conure Cunning Japes, Sheep Recognize Game, (Sex) Robot Baby, and Fashion Is Dumb and A Lie. Also, André has a birthday! Intro & Outro By Macross 82-99: https://macross82-99.bandcamp.com Hosts:…
12: Flat Top in The Flowers
Nov 14, 2017 • 52 min
Today’s Report Includes: Shapeshifting Surprise, Suspended Shampooer, Psy-Purrr Bullying, Vermin Supreme, Space Weed Bro, Yearbook Photo Gunned Down, Husband Walks In On P a r t y . Also, The Return of Quick Draw & Nicole’s Tiny Tidbits! Yum! Intro &…
11: Went to the Dick Bank ft. Josh Tomar
Nov 7, 2017 • 76 min
Today’s Report Includes: Guess what mom? You’re wrong! Today’s Report Includes: Man Loses Penis, #MomJokes, Evicted Newborn, Amazon Primo, Mom Finds Life Hack, and Young & Young Boars We Spend Our Days Shopping In Seoul! Also, as many Mom Jokes as you can…
Spooky Times I: This Is A Guy In A Costume
Oct 31, 2017 • 102 min
HALLOWEEN HOLIDAY SPECIAL 2017: Is that a chill in the air? No? You’ve just passed gas? That’s all right I’ll just blame the stentch on THE DEATH OF THIS PODCAST. Yes. YES. Join us for thrills, chills, spills! … Oh! Also some scary stories as well as new…
10: Keep Your Vagina Jewelry to Yourself
Oct 24, 2017 • 70 min
Today’s Report Includes: Toilet Artifacts, Mila Rodespacito, Micheal & Jeeves, Jackass Car, Clown Horn Boy, Play Your Eyes Out, Rattatouie 2: Concrete Jungle, Keep Your Vagina Jewelry to Yourself, Shaq is Cancelled. Also, Srgt. Hatred is back along with…
9: Smoke Dogg
Oct 17, 2017 • 57 min
A.K.A. Died & Gone To Millennial Heaven Today’s Report Includes: “A Carbonated Criminal”[1], “7-Uppers”[2], “Joey Bad Eye$”[3], “5 Dollar Pig Nut”[4], “That Weed Weigh”[5], & “Millennial Heaven”[6] Also, stick around to the very end for some after-show…
8: Nugg’um
Oct 10, 2017 • 54 min
A.K.A. Scammers, Beware Today’s Report Includes: “Drugs Are One Hell of A Drugs”[1], “Martha’s BIG Mistake”[2], “Road Bread”[3], “A Naughty Chimpy”[4], & “A Violent Violin Vandal”[5] Also, Is That Danny DeVito?!? Intro & Outro: Macross 82-99 Hosts:…
7: Welcome to Thotwarts
Oct 3, 2017 • 51 min
A.K.A. My Life Amongst The Clowns Today’s Report Includes: “Sax Surgery”[1], “An Audial Journey”[2], “Clown Haus”[3], “Tokyo Tirade”[4], “Thicked Witch of The West”[5], & “REAL NICOLE ANGER”[6] Also, André says a dirty word!!! Intro & Outro: Macross 82-99…
6: John Spider Eater
Sep 26, 2017 • 58 min
A.K.A. Squirrels Have Infested My Wife Today’s Report Includes: “A Tree Interuption”[1], “An Egg Battle”[2], “Umby Pumbly”[3], “Hot Clown”[4], “A Date Goes Smelly”[5], & “Shark PD”[6] Also, Larry The Cable Guy impressions!!! Intro & Outro: Macross 82-99…
5: Shrek and Pink
Sep 19, 2017 • 58 min
A.K.A. Roy Shrek Biv Today’s Report Includes: “Tired Now?”[1], “Sssmuggling Sssuspect”[2], “Some Castle of Cagliostro Shit”[3], “”[4], “[5]”, “”[6] & “”[7] Also, Brandon gets the rest of the hosts to admit to thought crimes. Intro & Outro: Macross 82-99…
4: Trix Are For Me
Sep 12, 2017 • 68 min
A.K.A. Handy Hamburger Hell Today’s Report Includes: “An Awful Litigious Pet Peeve”[1], “The Thing I Am”[2], “Hamburger Help Yourself”[3], “Dumb Idiot Has Been Dumb For Decades”[4], “Grandma or Fine? Choose Wisely”[5], & “Guardians of the Garlic-cy”[6]…
3: Stop Saying U**r!
Sep 5, 2017 • 71 min
A.K.A. Make Ride-Sharing Good Again Today’s Report Includes: “Burglar Caught With His Pants Down”[1], “Poor, Feeble Charlie Peebles”[2], “No Thanks”[3], “Congrats On Being A Dumbass”[4],& “Minuscule Theft Auto”[5] Also, the exciting conclusion of last…
2: Come Into My Office
Aug 28, 2017 • 79 min
A.K.A. Alfred’s Last Podcast Today’s Report Includes: “Patrick Stewart Masturbater”[1], “McDonalds, Hit Us Up”[2], “Putting The Dick In Moby DIck”[3], “Slithery Surprises”[4], “Advanced Role Play”[5], & “Shitler”[6] Also, Would you rather? Would ya’?? ……
1: Clack-a-Lackin’
Aug 16, 2017 • 67 min
A.K.A. André’s Ball Scare Today’s Report Includes: “Plant Gives Birth To a Ghost”[1], “Aesthetic Balls”[2], “We’re Shutting This Shit Down”[3], “Wowie-Zowie”[4], “A Tale as Old As Time“[5], “Possible Cryptid Morphsuit Man”[6] , “Come On Kaley…”[7] ,…