Titanic Minute

Titanic Minute

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A podcast breaking down Titanic minute by minute and WE’LL NEVER LET GO!
120 - “That’s how I learned the word ‘turd’”
May 18 • 22 min
Rose takes the elevator. Stories are told about a submerged golf cart and a cracked toilet. Also, Bale vs. Leo talk.
119 - “Water: The unstoppable force”
May 17 • 17 min
Andrews gives Rose directions. We discuss elevator safety, and Joe gives follow-up on some TitMin legal matters.
118 - “Pasta Hut”
May 16 • 35 min
Rose runs away. George from Mogwai Minute comes on board to talk about Pasta Hut, spitting and Cal’s pinky ring.
117 - “Rob the Destroyer”
May 15 • 21 min
Rose goes off on Ruth and Cal. We’re all finally on team Rose, although we respect Cal’s savage owns.
116 - “That thing you do in the toilet”
May 14 • 20 min
A flare is shot, and Jack is trapped. We ponder which superheroes could save the day and embrace Lovejoy’s villainy.
115 - “Janette bras”
May 11 • 22 min
Steerage passengers are denied to the decks. We have a dark happy-hour as we ponder class divide and how to break bad news.
114 - “Always more ants”
May 10 • 21 min
Lightoller starts loading the lifeboats and we discuss college courses and fictional monsters.
113 - “The last time he forgot”
May 9 • 28 min
Jack gets locked in the Master at Arms office and Jason from Filmography Pod joins us to discuss which disaster films we’d make.
112 - “Sam the Eagle”
May 8 • 18 min
Rose confronts Andrews about the iceberg and we set a goal for our listeners. Provide your survey results at http://titanicminute.com/survey.
111 - “Muff with a buckle”
May 7 • 25 min
First class passengers are not concerned. Rob learns the word “mum” and slanders Native Americans.
110 - “Seek U D”
May 4 • 16 min
A distress signal is sent. We really hope you like telecommunications history and dick jokes.
109 - “Tissue in my brain”
May 3 • 21 min
Cal assaults Rose and we talk about night terrors. George Lucas shows up again.
108 - “Major Butt”
May 2 • 29 min
Andrews tells Captain Smith that Titanic will sink and Alyson joins us to talk about old headlines and this tape switch moment.
107 - “Do you use paperweights?”
May 1 • 18 min
Jack tries to explain the stolen jacket, survey results and we have a theory on Cal and Ruth.
106 - “You guys ever tried pickpocketing?”
Apr 30 • 23 min
Lovejoy frames Jack. Rob talks about the time he broke into NASA. BIGBLACK@ROCKETMAIL.COM has an offer.
105 - “Indoor and outdoor crocs”
Apr 27 • 15 min
Jack and Rose return to warn Cal and Ruth. We talk robes and crocs. Look, not every episode will be a home-run.
104 - “Eels in steerage”
Apr 26 • 18 min
Captain Smith surveys the damage and we know nothing about the ocean.
103 - “Boxes were more of a fascination”
Apr 25 • 32 min
Murdoch reports to Captain Smith. The one and only Meeks joins us to discuss…well, just give it a listen.
102 - “Good Times III”
Apr 24 • 17 min
The boiler men escape and we discuss wilhelm screams and Duff nitpicks in a Tyson Tuesday.
101 - “Some dudes in a parking lot”
Apr 23 • 16 min
Titanic hits the iceberg, we discuss facts about the real collision and GGM includes some casting suggestions.
100 - “I’m sorry, Macaulay”
Apr 20 • 26 min
The engine room responds to full astern, we learn about our lookouts and discuss our thoughts through the first 100 minutes.
099 - “Deathberg”
Apr 19 • 18 min
The lookouts spot the iceberg and we have some iceberg facts and a possible DOOM reference.
098 - “Target for country folk”
Apr 18 • 27 min
Rose commits to Jack and Jonathan Howell from Minute: Impossible joins us to discuss Rose’s storytelling, cruises & Fleet-Farm.
097 - “Juff & Mutt”
Apr 17 • 19 min
The stewards finds an empty car, Joe and Duff argue and Harry Caray makes an appearance.
096 - “Wet Handits”
Apr 16 • 24 min
It’s the iconic hand-on-the-window scene. Is Rose a virgin? Is Jack? Are there multiple cars?
095 - “Lathered up with Vaseline”
Apr 13 • 20 min
Jack puts his hands on Rose. We discuss the SS Californian, and Duff unloads on Banksy.
094 - “Podcasting is the best birth control”
Apr 12 • 22 min
Jack and Rose find a car, we discuss the Titanic manifest and do some car talk.
093 - “Ballad of Robert Ballard”
Apr 11 • 28 min
A run through the boiler room and Andrew Hawthorn from Monster Squad Minute joins us to discuss Pinkertons and two deleted scenes.
092 - “We let it in”
Apr 10 • 20 min
Spicer Lovejoy begins to chase Jack and Rose and we share a similar chase story and we read a touching listener’s letter.
091 - “Bing Bong dong”
Apr 9 • 22 min
Jack reminds us it’s cold, and Lovejoy tracks down the happy couple. We ponder how young is too young to watch Titanic and discuss Garfield fan-art.
090 - “A spasm of overacting”
Apr 6 • 19 min
Jack puts the drawing away, and Lovejoy is on the hunt. We discuss Rose’s poor planning.
089 - “American Vandal Part 2”
Apr 5 • 20 min
We go back to the present and talk a lot about Jack Dawson’s signature and photography vs drawing.
088 - “Conceived to this movie”
Apr 4 • 34 min
Rose needs to relax during the sketch and Megan joins us to imagine ourselves in Rose’s position. Music by Matt Mulholland.
087 - “Respectable boobs”
Apr 3 • 22 min
Rose lays on the couch and Jack starts sketching and what if Leo came over to draw us. Music by Matt Mulholland.
086 - “Nudie Gown”
Apr 2 • 21 min
Rose comes out in her gown and updated wardrobe rankings. Music by Matt Mulholland.
- Mush Madness
Apr 1 • 57 min
We go through our Mush Madness bracket and announce the winners. See the full bracket at http://titanicminute.com/ballads
085 - “Beta Boys”
Mar 30 • 20 min
Rose asks Jack to draw her, we debate what we would do in his situation and Duff is triggered.
084 - “Wikipedia research expenses”
Mar 29 • 17 min
Rose takes Jack back to her suite, we go back to the present and we take issue with Captain Smith.
083 - “Josephine the Flying Machine”
Mar 28 • 33 min
Jack and Rose kiss. Heart of the Ocean Melissa joins us to talk about our favorite movie smooches.
082 - “-foghorn-“
Mar 27 • 16 min
Rose flys, Duff reads a very salty Google Group post and we discuss film blind spots.
081 - “Performative brooding”
Mar 26 • 25 min
Rose finds Jack at the bow. We send out an SOS to discuss brooding and rejection.
080 - “The weird ghost people”
Mar 23 • 21 min
Rose reunites with Ruth and hat squad. Duff shares his Titanic dream and Joe poses a question for listeners.
079 - “Had Enough”
Mar 22 • 20 min
Jack tells Rose he’s still too involved and we talk about George Lucas and Van Halen.
078 - “The electric horse”
Mar 21 • 32 min
Mr. Andrews assures Rose more lifeboats aren’t necessary. Heart of the ocean Jim joins us to discuss Edwardian era work-out equipment.
077 - “Mailer Daemon”
Mar 20 • 18 min
Rose counts the lifeboats. We have a deleted scene to discuss as well as some survey results.
076 - “More of a poop-post”
Mar 19 • 18 min
Jack gets turned away and Joe tells us how to trespass.
075 - “Get real, Jack Dawson”
Mar 16 • 21 min
The first class passengers go to church. We guess at Jack’s endgame and discuss “Oops!… I Did It Again.”
074 - “1912 John Stossel”
Mar 15 • 22 min
Ruth doesn’t want their fine things sold at an auction and we discuss life as a seamstress.
073 - “Things are getting really dark”
Mar 14 • 33 min
Ruth tightens the corset and Megan joins us to discuss family humiliations.
072 - “The Podcaster’s Burden”
Mar 13 • 17 min
Cal and Rose quarrel at breakfast and we discuss Cal’s health issues and Trudy’s origins.
071 - “The only Plan B is overboard”
Mar 12 • 20 min
Rose faces Cal the next morning. Duff brings up Cal’s fake hair.
070 - “Poor Bjorn”
Mar 9 • 20 min
Rose stands on her toes, Rob recalls assaulting an elderly couple, and Joe hates Homeland.
069 - “Rose does whipits”
Mar 8 • 19 min
Rose drinks a beer and we discuss the spinning shot, Standard Oil and we have another sponsor. Background music from https://www.bensound.com.
068 - “Senator Rock’s cruise”
Mar 7 • 32 min
Jack and Rose do a jig. Crystal Beth joins us to talk about cruise ships and classic memes.
067 - “High school prom”
Mar 6 • 19 min
Jack asks Rose to dance at the steerage party. We also discuss Bjork, panhandlers and Gaelic Storm.
066 - “Stern to stern”
Mar 5 • 21 min
Jack and Rose head to a real party, and we have two meme challenges for our listeners.
065 - “Ruth designed Rose”
Mar 2 • 19 min
The men depart for brandy and cigars; Rob has multiple bad takes about how to woo women.
064 - “Life is a Highway”
Mar 1 • 18 min
Jack gives out some life advice and we have another opportunity for our listeners. Background music from https://www.bensound.com.
063 - “Purest White Wine”
Feb 28 • 28 min
Ruth interrogates Jack at dinner and White Wine Tom joins us to discuss caviar.
062 - “Voiceover lady, tell me”
Feb 27 • 19 min
Jack is asked about steerage and we discuss Cal’s intentions.
061 - “Wholesome lingerie”
Feb 26 • 18 min
The guests are seated for dinner and we theorize how to fake being rich.
060 - “Pregnant in a bad way”
Feb 23 • 20 min
Rose shares gossip about the rich and famous, and we have a special letter to share from superfan Kate.
059 - “Which hair?”
Feb 22 • 18 min
Cal ignores Jack and we have an exciting offer to share. Background music from https://www.bensound.com.
058 - “Smells like litter”
Feb 21 • 28 min
Jack tries to fit into high society and Kris Puddicombe from Who’s Doing What Now joins us to talk about the staircase.
057 - “Molly Brown is his Jiminy Cricket”
Feb 20 • 22 min
Molly brown gives Jack some clothes and we send out another SOS.
056 - “Yoda with dementia”
Feb 19 • 19 min
Part two of Rose’s spitting lesson, which goes along with a disturbing Google archive post.
055 - “MAGA Jack”
Feb 16 • 19 min
Jack teaches Rose how to spit and we are thoroughly grossed out.
054 - “Bag full of hands”
Feb 15 • 17 min
Ismay wants to go faster. Rose wants to go west and more about about Jack’s morbid past.
053 - “The Urkel of Titanic”
Feb 14 • 25 min
Molly Brown wants to get tea and Pete Mummert joins us from Indiana Jones Minute to discuss conspiracy theories.
052 - “Jack the Ripper”
Feb 13 • 17 min
Jack tells Rose about a one-legged prostitute and we speculate about Jack’s sordid past.
051 - “He won’t go in that trench”
Feb 12 • 19 min
Rose reviews Jack’s drawings. We discuss some embarrassing situations involving scandalous content.
050 - “The longest hug is death”
Feb 9 • 21 min
Jack and Rose shake hands, which prompts a conversation on hugs. We also discuss criteria for a Titanic drinking game.
049 - “Manic Pixie Dream Poor”
Feb 8 • 18 min
Rose describers her anxiety and we discuss a scene Leo and Kate fought to change.
048 - “Shirts and condiment packages”
Feb 7 • 33 min
Rose and Jack walk the deck and Rachel Gatlin from TMNT Minute breaks down some sinking theories.
047 - “3 Months of Internet”
Feb 6 • 18 min
Rose wears the Heart of the Ocean, we discuss a deleted scene and an argument breaks out over how to be a gentleman.
046 - “Music boxes aren’t my forte”
Feb 5 • 20 min
Jack bums a smoke. Joe hearts Lovejoy. Rob REALLY doesn’t like music boxes.
045 - “Joe is displeased. What to do?”
Feb 2 • 22 min
Cal gives Jack some money and we discuss the etiquette of offering a cash reward for saving a life.
044 - “Moon days”
Feb 1 • 17 min
Handcuffs are placed on Jack and we suggest better lies for Rose and learn about Archibald Gracie.
043 - “Kate Winslet’s baby knees”
Jan 31 • 36 min
Rose slips and Caroline, author of Sinking Feeling, joins us as we discuss women’s knees and Leo rankings.
042 - “WikiCreeps”
Jan 30 • 22 min
Rose decides not to jump and we send out an SOS for first date tips.
041 - “FAKE LAKE”
Jan 29 • 19 min
Jack mansplains ice fishing and we take James Cameron to task for screwing up Wisconsin history.
040 - “The dumb Stanley Kubrick”
Jan 26 • 19 min
Jack continues to talk Rose down. We compare James Cameron and Stanley Kubrick.
039 - “Swipe right, big guy”
Jan 25 • 21 min
Jack tells Rose not to do it and we rewrite how Jack and Rose first meet.
038 - “Homeless kid from Growing Pains”
Jan 24 • 25 min
Rose wants to jump and Asterios Kokkinos from Science Friction joins us as we talk about Kirk Cameron.
037 - “United Nations of Tommy and Fabrizio”
Jan 23 • 17 min
Rose leaves another meal early and we continue speculating on our Old Rose theory.
036 - “F.A.R.T. the Movie”
Jan 22 • 20 min
Jack sees Rose and meets Tommy Ryan. We make Foreigner puns and discuss Rose’s outfits.
035 - “Sprite, but in a champagne glass”
Jan 19 • 23 min
Rose has poor table manners, Rob shares a dinner story and Joe has a bone to pick.
034 - “We’re not getting that Philip Morris sponsorship”
Jan 18 • 21 min
Rose and company dine, Duff defends Rose’s actions, and we dive into whether or not we like her.
033 - “Big plate of spaghetti”
Jan 17 • 29 min
Jack is King of the World and Tim Root from 20 Years of Nitro joins us to discuss Fabrizio.
032 - “Fishionary style”
Jan 16 • 18 min
Jack and Fabrizio watch the dolphins and it’s time for Tyson Tuesday nitpicking.
031 - “The self-loathing Saxons of Hollywood”
Jan 15 • 18 min
The engine room is impressive, but not as impressive as a telegraph based pizza ordering system.
030 - “Tremors Minute”
Jan 12 • 17 min
Molly Brown boards, we meet Captain Smith, and Rob discusses his first love, Reba McEntire.
029 - “Thank you for your bravery, James”
Jan 11 • 15 min
Rose looks through her art collection and we all hate this Picasso bit.
028 - “A Tin Tin Adventure”
Jan 10 • 34 min
Titanic departs from Southampton and Neil Brown from Mogwai Minute is tired of Jack’s optimism.
027 - “Lice-a-Loni”
Jan 9 • 18 min
Jack and Fabrizio board the Titanic and Rob shares some of his past deceptions.
026 - “Punch it, Fabrizio”
Jan 8 • 21 min
Jack and Fabrizio hurry to board, and we decide that Fabrizio owes a life debt to Jack.
025 - “The Borat of the Titanic”
Jan 5 • 19 min
We meet Jack Dawson and Joe teaches us about poker.
024 - “An acceptable amount of lice”
Jan 4 • 18 min
Rose, Cal and Lovejoy get ready to board. We talk a lot about lice.
023 - “You have to be an inch taller”
Jan 3 • 29 min
Rose and Cal arrive in Southampton and Jamie is here as our relationship expert.
022 - “I don’t care about this big dumb boat”
Jan 2 • 20 min
We finally get to 1912 and Joe is not impressed.
021 - “Weird Bobby arms”
Jan 1 • 20 min
Rose begins her story and we discuss our Cameron rankings.
020 - “Shame is an emotion”
Dec 29, 2017 • 26 min
Rose readies herself to tell her story and we do a lot of PCP (talk).
019 - “Mapping out loneliness”
Dec 28, 2017 • 19 min
Lewis finishes his forensic analysis of the Titanic and we discuss the unbelievable.
018 - “You don’t understand this movie”
Dec 27, 2017 • 34 min
Lewis shows us how the Titanic sunk and Rob (our Heart of the Ocean) tells us about his post-Titanic Mall trip.
017 - “Mountain Dew pours out”
Dec 26, 2017 • 16 min
Brock tells Rose about the Heart of the Ocean and we discuss alternate endings.
016 - “The E.B. jeebees”
Dec 25, 2017 • 19 min
Rose gets to see her drawing and we discuss the Heart of the Ocean’s fame.
015 - “Worms in her brain”
Dec 22, 2017 • 17 min
Rose settles into her room and we further question her truthfulness
014 - “I hate you, Robert Zemeckis”
Dec 21, 2017 • 17 min
Rose arrives on the Keldysh, but can we trust what she says?
013 - “A movie about elder abuse”
Dec 20, 2017 • 34 min
Rose calls Brock and Colin joins us to debate the importance of the modern day scenes.
012 - “His hands are gross, too”
Dec 19, 2017 • 16 min
Rose finds out about Brock’s Titanic expedition and Duff insults senior citizens.
011 - “I didn’t know it was in a briefcase”
Dec 18, 2017 • 16 min
Brock sees the Heart of the Ocean in the Rose sketch and Rob learns about Jimmy Hoffa.
010 - “The final self own”
Dec 15, 2017 • 17 min
Brock opens the safe and we dive into Geraldo’s life.
009 - “James, thank you for your service”
Dec 14, 2017 • 17 min
Brock and crew gather on deck. We learn more about the Keldysh and laws of the sea.
008 - “Titanic Boy”
Dec 13, 2017 • 33 min
Snoop enters into Hockley’s bedroom and we recast Lewis. Clare joins us to tell us about her history with Titanic.
007 - “Chucky vs Jaws”
Dec 12, 2017 • 16 min
Snoop turns over a door and we recast Brock.
006 - “A real Brock Lovett moment”
Dec 11, 2017 • 15 min
Snoop goes to D deck and we discuss our favorite models in movies.
005 - “He’s really more insulin than man”
Dec 8, 2017 • 22 min
Snoop enters the wreck and Rob recalls the one who got away.
004 - “Lewis Cool News”
Dec 7, 2017 • 19 min
Brock and Lewis are in the MIR and we learn more about Lewis Abernathy.
003 - “Fun fact about the Challenger”
Dec 6, 2017 • 15 min
Brock Lovett is in the MIR submersible and we have a photoshop request for our listeners.
002 - “Nothing about this should have worked”
Dec 5, 2017 • 16 min
The title sequence and James Cameron as auteur.
001 - “A lot of Ooos”
Dec 4, 2017 • 16 min
People wave goodbye as the Titanic leaves port and Duff scours the newsgroups for content.
000 - “This one’s for free”
Aug 2, 2017 • 16 min
Duff & Rob convince Joe that this is a good idea. Titanic Minute will officially launch on December 4, 2017.