24 Flames Per Second

24 Flames Per Second

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24 Flames Per Second is the film podcast that roasts the films you love most! Each week we invite someone to defend a beloved film classic, and match them against a pair of roasters whose mission is to burn the film to the ground. Cue the shouting matches. New episodes every Wednesday! Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/24flamespod/support


S03E16 - Zombieland
Oct 16 • 51 min
Is there room for zombies AND love after the apocalypse? Who wants to go on a zombie road trip? Do YOU want to buy a Hummer? This week, we limber up and and follow Rule #1 all the way to California with the Bill Murray vehicle, Zombieland! This week’s…
S03E15 - Dawn Of The Dead (1978)
Oct 9 • 54 min
Were zombies designed by God… or committee? East Coast Zombies or West Coast Zombies? Is this the longest J.C. Penney’s ad you’ve ever seen? This week, we pack up our tandem semi trucks and go shopping with George Romero’s commercial zombie takedown, Dawn…
S03E14 - Beetlejuice
Oct 2 • 46 min
What’s that green stuff leaking out of Beetlejuice? Is Michael Keaton a charades cheater? Is Tim Burton the Best Goth Kid? This week, we kick off our zombie-tastic Halloween month with the Ghost with the Most: Betelgeuse himself, Tim Burton’s Beetlejuice!…
S03E13 - Scream
Sep 25 • 44 min
How did The Fonz become a principal? Roastmaster Wes Craven? How made are our Moms gonna be? This week, we break out the Jiffy Pop and run up the stairs to escape Wes Craven’s 1996 horror genre-bender, Scream! This week’s panel: Host: Robert Speewack…
S03E12 - First Blood
Sep 18 • 47 min
Does America have a National Fish? Did you spot the Uncle Sam cameo in this movie? What’s more important: Rambo: The Idea, or Rambo: The Man? This week, we wear our favorite flags and coats and stroll into the woods with the 1982 post-war action drama,…
S03E11 - American Beauty
Sep 11 • 58 min
Is this the least 2019 movie that exists? Does Allison Janney deserve better? Is American Beauty the Most Beautiful Thing we’ve ever seen? This week, we enjoy this nutritious, yet savory, meal instead of the James Bond marathon on TNT that is Sam Mendes’s…
S03E10 - It: Chapter One
Sep 4 • 43 min
Are we just scared of loving clowns? Did all these kids get septicemia? Are Easter egg hunts cancelled? This week, we put a smile on our faces and venture into the sewers with the alt-Stranger Things horror, It: Chapter One! This week’s panel: Hosts:…
S03E09 - Moulin Rouge (2001)
Aug 28 • 43 min
Is there more to life than song and dance? Is it possible for Ewan McGregor to be unattractive? Can Baz Luhrman be stopped? This week, we dance & fall in love with the whirlwind editing musical, 2001’s Moulin Rouge! This week’s panel: Hosts: Robert…
S03E08 - Jaws
Aug 21 • 49 min
Is the town of Amity cancelled? Is Quint just an old man yelling at ocean? Couldn’t come up with a better name than Jaws, huh? This week, we take a bite out of every summer blockbuster’s great white grandpappy, Steven Spielberg’s Jaws! This week’s panel:…
S03E07 - Stand By Me
Aug 14 • 48 min
How many leeches did you count? Did Vern ever find his pennies? Did we hear an entire Top 40 in this movie? This week, we poke something with a stick & outrun the train that is Stephen King’s 1986 boys’ movie for boys, Stand By Me! This week’s panel:…
Coming Soon: Your Daily Cathartic Scream!
Aug 12 • 0 min
A daily scream-along for the modern adult. Partyfish Media presents a new podcast that reminds you to let it all out. Enjoy & scream along every day in your shower, on your commute, or with a friend! Subscribe now where you get your podcasts! Your Daily…
S03E06 - The Shape Of Water
Aug 7 • 55 min
Can we feed our fish cat food? How long do we set the egg timer for the perfect hard-boiled egg? Was America the Commies the entire time? This week, we take a dip and season the waters with Guillermo Del Toro’s 2017 underwater romance, The Shape Of Water!…
S03E05 - The Last Airbender
Jul 31 • 55 min
Are we all M. Night Shyamalan apologists now? What’s with all the close-ups? Is M. Night the next Spielberg or the next Hitchcock? This week, we try to bend everything & read three books as fast as we can with M. Night Shyamalan’s globetrotting high dive,…
S03E04 - The Departed
Jul 24 • 55 min
Does Jack Nicholson just play himself in movies now? In this house, do we love Leo? Is Marky Mark the best actor in this film? This week, we learn to spell citizen & do our jobs in Martin Scorsese’s 2006 bad guy bonanza, The Departed! This week’s panel:…
S03E03 - The Lion King (1994)
Jul 17 • 52 min
Are antelope sentient? Is Scar on the right side of history? Is The Circle Of Life even good?? This week, we choose a rock to be proud of and forget our worries with Disney’s “original” Shakespeare adaptation, The Lion King! This week’s panel: Hosts:…
S03E02 - Hereditary
Jul 10 • 53 min
Is Paimon a Digimon we didn’t know about? Should we even give a shit about Charlie? Where is your grandmother right now? This week, we have a family dinner and play the piano with the genetically challenged cult film, Hereditary! This week’s panel: Hosts:…
S03E01 - Juno
Jul 3 • 60 min
Did Sunny D sales spike after this movie released? Is it Juneau like the city in Alaska? Is Allison Janney all our step-mom now? This week, we share a chair and undo some doodles with Jason Reitman’s 2007 teen pregnancy comedy, Juno! This week’s panel:…
S02E52 - Season 2 Retrospective
Jun 26 • 74 min
This week, we take a look back at how far we’ve come over the course of Season 2! Anecdotes, clips from the season, and more on our second season finale - we pick everything back up for Season 3 next week! This week’s panel: Hosts: Robert Speewack…
S02E51 - Kung Fu Panda
Jun 19 • 44 min
How many cookies do you need to practice kung fu? Are we free to eat? Who’s got the most secret secret ingredient? This week, we climb some stairs and find inner peace with the 2008 pro-food sports flick, Kung Fu Panda! This week’s panel: Defense: Kwesi…
S02E50 - The Darjeeling Limited
Jun 12 • 50 min
Is the luggage… a metaphor? Is it possible to dislike Anjelica Huston? Did you save yours? This week, we punch our tickets & climb aboard the sweet-smelling Indian train that is Wes Anderson’s 2007, The Darjeeling Limited! This week’s panel: Hosts: Robert…
S02E49 - Clueless
Jun 5 • 48 min
Is Paul Rudd an ideal object? Should driving on the freeway be a near-death experience? Shouldn’t we all be fried all day? This week, we roll with the homies, one of which being Amy Heckerling and her 1995 So-Cal Jane Austen adaptation, Clueless! This…
S02E48 - Titanic (100th Episode!)
May 29 • 56 min
Is Rose just a selfish brat? Is stalking someone OK if you save their life? Is this disaster movie… fun? This week, we strap on our life belts and sail away on our 100th episode with James Cameron’s momentous disaster film that sank the box office,…
S02E47 - Maleficent
May 22 • 53 min
Does having wings make you a faerie? What is Prince Philip good for, absolutely nothing? Is the audience for this movie ALSO villains? This week, we fly, walk a little, then fly some more between the moors and the hills with the antihero fantasy tale,…
S02E46 - The Breakfast Club
May 15 • 41 min
Did this movie start olive loaf? Did John Hughes influence anything? Should you just forget about this movie? This week, we bust out of the library and earn 8 more weeks of detention with the clique-heavy 80’s teen friendship movie, The Breakfast Club!…
S02E45 - Pokemon: The First Movie
May 8 • 49 min
Are we Team Rocket now? This week, we recite the entire mantra & invite our good friends from the Beyond The Ball Podcast (@GoBeyondTheBall) to try to get inside Mewtwo’s head as we debate Pikachu vs. Pikachu in the 1999, Pokemon: The First Movie - Mewtwo…
S02E44 - Avengers: Infinity War
May 1 • 52 min
Does Thanos’s ends justify Thano’s means? Can 11 years of movies be summed up in 60 seconds? Do we ever have to watch this movie ever again? This week, we try to find all our stones and look forward to snapping our fingers to make it all better with the…
S02E43 - The Passion Of The Christ
Apr 24 • 51 min
Where is the Spear of Destiny now? Were the Romans tailgating the crucifixion? Who should feel more guilty: Mel Gibson or us? This week, we die for our own sins & steer clear of any dead donkeys with the 2004 guilt trip to end all guilt trips, The Passion…
S02E42 - Kubo & The Two Strings
Apr 17 • 46 min
Does your grandpa have a No Eyes Rule? Is love worth the pain of mortality? How many white people were there in feudal Japan? This week, we stay out after dark, keep our monkey statues with us, and try to remember who we are with the 2016 papercraft…
S02E41 - Big
Apr 10 • 49 min
Do boobs make you like coffee? Should Josh have been arrested for trying to make a living? Should we all become corporate sellouts? This week, we tell each others’ fortunes & rig the machine to not take quarters with the 1988 Tom Hanks vehicle that…
S02E40 - John Wick
Apr 3 • 53 min
Does Josef actually like dogs? Is the world of John Wick too small? Did you know the dog dies in this movie? This week, we get our own personal vendettas and summon our individual baba yagas as we attack the 2014 fight scene, John Wick! This week’s panel:…
S02E39 - Dumbo (1941)
Mar 27 • 45 min
Does animation quality even matter anymore? Does alcohol give you wings? Where do baby storks come from? This week, we watch an elephant fly and hold onto our lucky feather with the 1941 pro-union animal rights film, Dumbo! This week’s panel: Hosts:…
S02E38 - Spring Breakers
Mar 20 • 43 min
Is James Franco an actual alien? Is Faith the only good one? Did you look at his stuff yet? This week, we take a quick unsupervised trip to Florida and purchase hot pink ski gear with the 2012 teenage firearm comedy romp, Spring Breakers! This week’s…
S02E37 - The Purge
Mar 13 • 44 min
What’s your Purge plan? How does the Homeowners Association handle The Purge? What are you gonna ask Murder Santa for on Murder Xmas? This week, we get it all out of our system & arm our defense systems as we invade the 2013 anarchist holiday movie, The…
S02E36 - Silver Linings Playbook
Mar 6 • 48 min
Why doesn’t a crabby snack count as a homemade? Is love the cure for all mental illnesses? Did Stan Lee see any Excelsior residuals from this movie? This week, we run through the neighborhood screaming about Ernest Hemingway with the 2012 Philly hype…
S02E35 - Monty Python & The Holy Grail
Feb 27 • 45 min
Does Monty Python hate YOU? How long could you last at Castle Anthrax? How many flesh wounds will we sustain? This week, we harvest filth, dust our cats, and slap the water for the King Arthur of medieval satire, Monty Python & The Holy Grail! This week’s…
S02E34 - How To Train Your Dragon
Feb 20 • 43 min
Was this not the self-help movie we signed up for? Is Astrid the hero we deserved all along? Is this movie culturally appropriating Scotland? This week, we get over our historic fear and tame the dragon-buddy comedy from 2010, How To Train Your Dragon!…
S02E33 - Hitch
Feb 13 • 49 min
How many kicks to the face is too many for the 1st date? Can Albert go easy on the mustard? Why does the man gotta go 90 so she can come 10? This week, we throw ourselves in front of as many cars as it takes to win the girl for the 2005 romantic dance…
S02E32 - Dodgeball
Feb 6 • 49 min
What is dodgeball’s country of origin? How many of us bought LiveStrong bracelets? Will I bleed my own blood? This week, we dodge, duck, dip, dive, and dodge to the legendary sports film, the 2004 Dodgeball! This week’s panel: Defense: Robert Speewack…
S02E31 - What Women Want
Jan 30 • 57 min
Is this movie science-fiction? Mel Gibson: Sexiest Man Alive 2019? Can we blame this movie for Las Vegas losing its Showgirls? This week, we try on every product in the box and be extra careful with our hair dryers as we get in the head of the 2000 gender…
S02E30 - The Truman Show
Jan 23 • 52 min
Should corporations own people? Is Christof the one true God? Would YOU have watched The Truman Show? This week, we put our entire lives on blast and tune in to the 1998 reality show reality-bending Bubble Boy, The Truman Show! This week’s panel: Hosts:…
S02E29 - Unbreakable
Jan 16 • 47 min
What does the M. in M. Night stand for? Did Shyamalan make David Dunn ditch his son just for fun? Should Bruce Willis just fire himself out of a cannon to travel? This week, we take it easy on the stairs and try to crack the egg that is the real-life…
S02E28 - Garden State
Jan 9 • 47 min
Can you fall in love in four days? Have you ever yelled into a hole? What was the last thing you just chewed on? This week, we toss the pills and match the wallpaper for the 2004 soundtrack masterpiece, Garden State! This week’s panel: Hosts: Robert…
S02E27 - Con Air
Jan 2 • 57 min
Would you have put the bunny back in the box? Was that little girl a ghost? Has Jerry Bruckheimer been dead for 20 years? This week, we climb aboard an airplane with all our best buddies for the ride of our life as we discuss the 1997 sweat-fest, Con Air!…
S02E26 - It’s A Wonderful Life!
Dec 26, 2018 • 43 min
Where all the female galaxies at? Is Clarence a misogynist? Is this the Ben-Hur of Christmas movies? This week, we lasso the moon and jump in the pool with the granddaddy of all holiday movies, Frank Capra’s 1946 communist propaganda film, It’s A…
S02E25 - Mary Poppins
Dec 19, 2018 • 48 min
Was Mr. Banks the kite the whole time? How do next door cannons affect property values? How many penguins became waiters after this movie? This week, we step in time and soot it up with the celebrity nanny origin film we all knew we needed: Disney’s 1964…
S02E24 - Home Alone
Dec 12, 2018 • 53 min
Does Buzz grow up to be Biff Tannen? Is Kevin a Patrick Bateman-type? Is John Candy the Devil? This week, we hoist up our paint cans and let ‘em fly with the 1990 childrearing morality grey area, Home Alone! This week’s panel: Hosts: Robert Speewack…
S02E23 - Love Actually
Dec 5, 2018 • 50 min
You really gonna do Chiwetel Ejiofor like that? Is Natalie actually fat? Mark, what kinda lens you using to get Kiera Knightley shots like that? This week, we kick off the holiday season by laying it all out on the line with the Christmas…
S02E22 - Rocky
Nov 28, 2018 • 49 min
Too much kissing for a boxing movie? Are Sylvester Stallone & Rocky Balboa the same person? Who does Rocky like more: Adrian or his animals? This week, we hop in the ring and go all 15 rounds with Rocky, Paulie, Mickey, & Adrian, with the 1976 sports…
S02E21 - Good Will Hunting
Nov 21, 2018 • 43 min
This week, we get wicked smaht and take a trip from Southie to Cali with the 1997 therapy-cry-fest, Good Will Hunting! This week’s panel: Hosts: Robert Speewack (@rob_speewack) & Kevin Conner (@kevnconner) Defense: Chris Quilici (@chris.quilici) Roaster:…
Coming Soon: Save The D8!
Nov 15, 2018 • 1 min
Coming soon from Partyfish Media: Save The D8, a brand new realplay roleplaying podcast where YOU get to help write our story! Join us on our Save The D8 adventure, along with Top Card, Oddthrill, Kragl, & Kangore, for weekly adventures featuring YOUR…
S02E20 - Logan
Nov 14, 2018 • 53 min
When we reboot Logan, should we cast Clint Eastwood as Wolverine? Is anything more jarring than Patrick Stewart swearing? When will Wolverine ever learn? This week, we road trip in a weird family dynamic while slowly being poisoned from the inside with…
S02E19 - Election
Nov 7, 2018 • 51 min
Does Ferris Bueller age at an accelerated rate? Does raising your hand mean anything anymore? What can a Class President even accomplish? This week, we cast our vote for AND against both candidates in the high school sex romp (?) that is 1999’s Election!…
Coming Soon: The NFFTY Podcast!
Nov 1, 2018 • 1 min
Coming soon from Partyfish Media: The NFFTY Podcast, recorded during NFFTY 2018 presented by Oculus, in Seattle, WA. The National Film Festival for Talented Youth is the world’s largest for filmmakers age 24 and younger and is proud to spotlight its 2018…
S02E18 - The Shining
Oct 31, 2018 • 47 min
Is Jack Nicholson #eyebrowgoals? Is Stanley Kubrick a glorified pizza chef? What does all play and no work make Jack? This week, we only go in the approved rooms and get snowed in with the horror movie that ruined hotels for everyone, the 1980 lost child…
S02E17 - The Cabin In The Woods
Oct 24, 2018 • 50 min
Are WE the Ancient Gods? What engineer installs a System Purge button? What does Casual Friday look like in the Horror Apocalypse Office? This week, we sacrifice ourselves and try not to invite monsters upon ourselves in the meta 2012 college-corporate…
S02E16 - Halloween (1978)
Oct 17, 2018 • 52 min
Is Halloween just Budget Psycho? What kid brings a pumpkin to school at all? Is Laurie Strode the FINAL Final Girl? This week, we bust out our pillow cases and ramp up our heavy breathing for the slasher movie that slashed the glass ceiling, John…
S02E15 - Labyrinth
Oct 10, 2018 • 55 min
What did David Bowie say when they handed him Prince’s wardrobe? Did M.C. Escher see any money from this movie? Is “oubliette” just another word for “hole?” This week, we get lost and do our best to avoid stinking for eternity with Jim Henson’s 1989…
S02E14 - Spider-Man Homecoming
Oct 3, 2018 • 53 min
Can Spider-Man be TOO funny? Why did Karen jump to Instant Kill Mode so quick? If Uncle Ben falls and no one’s around to hear it, who’s responsibility is that? This week, we load up our web shooters and leave nice notes behind on Marvel’s reboot of…
Coming Soon: VHQuest!
Oct 2, 2018 • 0 min
Keep questing for the perfect tape. All things VHS & physical media to satisfy your 80’s & 90’s nostalgia. A new show from Partyfish Media, hosted by Ben Scott & Mike Graves. Premieres Tuesday, October 30. —- Support this podcast:…
S02E13 - Almost Famous
Sep 26, 2018 • 55 min
How many families were broken up by Simon & Garfunkel? Is the Free Press really the enemy? Does Rolling Stone just hire anyone? This week, we go on tour and have the best time at Classic Rock Fantasy Camp with Cameron Crowe’s 2000 memoir, Almost Famous!…
S02E12 - Looper
Sep 19, 2018 • 48 min
Should we start calling Bruce Willis “Old Joseph Gordon Levitt?” Did Rian Johnson not stir the peanut butter enough in this movie? Is Bruce Willis a Terminator? This week, we count up our silver and try to get our coins in the air for Rian Johnson’s 2012…
S02E11 - Predator
Sep 12, 2018 • 57 min
Should the Predator just have been a demon instead of an alien? Is Predator just the pre-funk for other sub-par sci-fi movies? How many orangutans had to lose their homes for this movie to get made? This week, we slather ourselves in mud and hope for the…
S02E10 - Superbad
Sep 5, 2018 • 62 min
Is Superbad just a John Hughes movie with more dicks? How many people tried to get by with McLovin fake I.D.’s? Did that old lady enjoy her remaining years? This week, we load up our detergent jugs with beer and befriend as many cops as we can with the…
S02E09 - Boyhood
Aug 29, 2018 • 52 min
Is Motherhood truly a thankless job? Did Alcoholic Dad ever mix up the Tide and vodka? When can we expect Boyhood 2? This week, we grow up and get worse at acting to talk about the 2014 decade-spanning family drama, Boyhood! This week’s panel: Hosts:…
S02E08 - Shrek
Aug 22, 2018 • 48 min
Is Lord Farquaad a fascist? Who put Fiona in that tower anyway? Is Shrek the Groundskeeper Willie of fairytales? This week, we peel back all the layers we can on the 2001 CG-animated family fairytale frolic, Shrek! This week’s panel: Hosts: Robert…
S02E07 - Fight Club
Aug 15, 2018 • 52 min
Does Brad Pitt look like Mark McGrath? Is Project Mayhem the Proud Boys of the 90’s? What was his name again? This week, we break the first two rules of Fight Club and we talk about David Fincher’s angry 1999 grunge-fest, Fight Club! This week’s panel:…
S02E06 - Zootopia
Aug 8, 2018 • 56 min
Is this a buddy cop movie, or a bunny cop movie? What’s more to die for: Night Howlers or those blueberries? It’s night?! This week, we so savage over the furriest Disney film of all time, 2016’s Zootopia! This week’s panel: Hosts: Robert Speewack…
S02E05 - Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World
Aug 1, 2018 • 55 min
Is Scott Pilgrim an incel? Are we #TeamYoungNeil? Did the Katyanagi Twins Parent Trap Ramona Flowers? This week, we discover the power of self-respect and get a life with Edgar Wright’s 2010 comic book/Legend Of Zelda fan-fest, Scott Pilgrim Vs. The…
S02E04 - Mission: Impossible
Jul 25, 2018 • 48 min
Is the bad guy in this movie your racist uncle? Does Tom Cruise have a genre all to himself? Is Mission: Impossible actually a film noir? This week, we take the elevator to the very spiky top and hold tight onto that bullet train with Brian De Palma’s…
S02E03 - Space Jam
Jul 18, 2018 • 55 min
Wait, is Dan Aykroyd in this picture? Did you play the Japanese video game Space Jam sequel? How many commercials does it take to make up one feature film? This week, we JAM ourselves into a golf hole and SLAM what’s left through the giant Warner Bros.…
S02E01 - National Treasure
Jul 12, 2018 • 50 min
How many times can we say Benjamin Franklin Gates? What happens more often: Sean Bean dies, or Nic Cage is cast as a cop? Whatever happened to the Freemasons? This week, we mash go on Season 2 of 24 Flames and unravel the swirling mystery that is American…
S02E02 - Dazed & Confused
Jul 11, 2018 • 62 min
Is Dazed & Confused the Infinity War of coming-of-age movies? Should this have been titled “HAZED & Confused?” Is Adam Goldberg our collective spirit animal? This week, we take a slow, but free, ride back to very gender-divided 70’s high school with…
S01E52 - Season 1 Retrospective
Jun 27, 2018 • 52 min
This week, we take a look back at how far we’ve come over the course of Season 1! Anecdotes, clips from the season, and more on our first season finale - we pick everything back up for Season 2 next week! This week’s panel: Hosts: Robert Speewack…
S01E51 - The Incredibles 2
Jun 20, 2018 • 58 min
Who ordered all vegetables? Why don’t we get to see Mrs. Frozone? Is Mr. Incredible STILL the bad guy? This week, we suit up and reassemble the team to bring the first season of 24 Flames full circle! We just about close out the season with Brad Bird’s…
S01E50 - Blade Runner
Jun 13, 2018 • 54 min
Is Ridley Scott a replicant? Are Blade Runner fans the Rick & Morty fans of the 80’s? Is Blade Runner the nega-Star Wars? This week, we look into the future (of 2019) and Voight-Kampf test our own opinions on Ridley Scott’s 1982 Los Angeles tourism ad,…
S01E49 - Ocean’s Eleven (2001)
Jun 6, 2018 • 48 min
What would this movie be like if it was Frank Ocean’s Eleven? Is the real heist the one of Tess Ocean’s heart? Is this the worst ad for the Bellagio we’ve ever seen? This week, we break into the vault of our own minds and confront the Terry Benedicts of…
S01E48 - The Little Mermaid
May 30, 2018 • 64 min
Does everyone actually LOVE villains? King Triton: Good Dad or BEST Dad? Is The Little Mermaid the participation trophy of Disney movies? This week, we dive under the sea and do our best not to lose our voices while we discuss the Disney maritime classic,…
S01E47 - The Last Jedi
May 23, 2018 • 55 min
Poe Dameron: only fit to be the Commander of Mansplaining? Was Luke Skywalker dead the whole time? Is The Last Jedi just one big hot mess? This week, we stay behind so we have hyperspace-torpedo ourselves through Rian Johnson’s internet favorite, the 2017…
S01E46 - Deadpool
May 16, 2018 • 59 min
Are all producers asshats? Is this the Ryan Reynolds redemption movie we’ve been waiting for? Is pure Deadpool sitting in the back of a taxi rolling the window up and down? This week, we get a break the fourth wall and hop into a taxi cab with Tim…
S01E45 - Burn After Reading
May 9, 2018 • 55 min
Is this movie just one big middle finger from the Coen Brothers? If beige was a movie, would it be this? Are you worried about the security of your shit? This week, we take a hatchet to the dome and pine for a day we get yelled at by John Malkovich with…
S01E44 - Adventureland
May 2, 2018 • 66 min
Would you rather have a sailboat or a speedboat? Who turns down Lisa P.? Do you smoke the ganja? This week, we get a summer job and become Games people along with Greg Mottola’s 2009 summer indie drama-fest, Adventureland! This week’s panel: Hosts: Robert…
S01E43 - The Avengers (2012)
Apr 25, 2018 • 60 min
What does a party look like to Black Widow? How DO you pronounce Coubiee Shmoulders? When did we all become thermonuclear astrophysicists? This week, we assemble an all-star panel of heroes to close the portal to Joss Whedon’s 2012 superhero battle…
S01E42 - Being John Malkovich
Apr 21, 2018 • 56 min
If you had to climb inside a random celebrity, who would you choose? Does Charlie Sheen have any business being in this movie? Malkovich MALKOVICH Malkovich Malkovich? This week, we through our own brain portals to chat about the slimy 1999 Spike Jonze…
S01E41 - The Fast & The Furious (2001)
Apr 11, 2018 • 54 min
Does green underglow actually make your car go faster? When do we get that Dominic Torretto origin movie? Are we sandwich crazy? This week, we put the pedal to the metal and load up our NOS tanks to peel out to the 2001 original street racing opera, The…
S01E40 - Baby Driver
Apr 4, 2018 • 56 min
Who lets a Baby drive a car in the first place? Does every character’s name in this movie start with a B or a D? Is this the first music video that’s ever been nominated for an Oscar? This week, we dust off our iPods and hop in to skid through Atlanta…
S01E39 - Pacific Rim
Mar 27, 2018 • 55 min
Would you rather die on a wall or inside a Jaeger? How low do the ratings have to get before the apocalypse gets canceled? Who’s naming these kaiju anyway, some Mom who’s trying to guess Pokemon? This week, we handshake with our brains and jump straight…
S01E38 - Royal Tenenbaums
Mar 19, 2018 • 50 min
Is a dalmatian an appropriate replacement for a beagle? Did General Custer really die at the Battle of Little Bighorn? Did Wes Anderson have an incest fetish BEFORE it was cool? This week, we put the family drama front AND center to talk about the 2001…
S01E37 - Boondock Saints
Mar 12, 2018 • 73 min
Is Troy Duffy a sadist? Does punching a feminist REALLY count as vigilante justice? Is this the frat bro movie to end all frat bro movies? This week, we say a prayer for the whole family through the raining gunfire that the college boys love in the 1999…
S01E36 - Into The Wild
Mar 6, 2018 • 57 min
How malnourished do you have to be that a bear wouldn’t even wanna eat you? Can you tell the difference between wild potato seeds and every other type of plant? What’s your Alexander Supertramp name? This week, we recklessly venture into the wilderness…
S01E35 - She’s The Man
Feb 25, 2018 • 52 min
Amanda Bynes: where is she now? Does David Beckham really use tampons to stop a nosebleed? Was it Shakespeare that wrote the line: “Girls can’t beat boys, because science.”? This week, we try out for BOTH TEAMS for the 2006 gender-swap soccer teen…
S01E34 - The Shawshank Redemption
Feb 18, 2018 • 61 min
Is this the March of Penguins prequel we’ve always wanted? Do crows make good pets? Red & Andy. Friends? Or something more? This week, we break INTO the 1994 prison chic Stephen King adaptation, The Shawshank Redemption! This week’s panel: Hosts: Robert…
S01E33 - Can’t Hardly Wait
Feb 12, 2018 • 61 min
Is a Pop Tart fate? How creepy do you have to be to win a fellowship with Kurt Vonnegut? Can YOU hardly wait for our Valentine’s Day episode? This week, we throw a party for the 1998 high school teen romance classic, Can’t Hardly Wait! This week’s panel:…
S01E32 - Captain America: Civil War
Feb 2, 2018 • 68 min
If a dude dressed like a cat, how much do you REALLY want to know? Would this film carry the same weight if it was titled ‘Captain America: Family Feud’? Are we Team Cap or Team Iron Man? This week, we duke it out like only superheroes can in the Russo…
Drinkalong Feb 2018 - National Treasure
Jan 30, 2018 • 129 min
*NOTE: This is meant to be played alongside National Treasure as a commentary track. If you listen to it by itself, you may be incredibly bored. You’ve been warned! Welcome to 24 FPS Drinkalongs, the watchalong that roasts the films we love most! This…
S01E31 - Groundhog Day
Jan 27, 2018 • 68 min
Just how long was Phil trapped in Groundhog Day? If Phil is Buddha, does that make the groundhog Jesus? How many types of insurance are there? This week, we live through the quintessential rodent-centric Bill Murray time travel classic, the 1993 Groundhog…
S01E30 - Django Unchained
Jan 22, 2018 • 53 min
Can you guess why he’s named Dr. King Schultz? What would YOUR teeth look like if you lived in a place called “Candyland”? Did Leo deserve the Oscar that year? This week, we brush up on our German fairytales and saddle up for the 2012 Quentin Tarantino…
S01E29 - Aladdin
Jan 15, 2018 • 67 min
Is Jafar the original Men’s Rights Activist? Is “A Whole New World” just “Can You Feel The Love Tonight”, but worse? How much Robin Williams is TOO MUCH Robin Williams? We hop aboard our magic carpets and venture into Arabia on the hunt for the Cave of…
S01E28 - The Room / The Disaster Artist
Jan 7, 2018 • 60 min
Is Tommy Wiseau man, alien, or vampire? Where’s all his money come from? Anyway, how’s your sex life? We keep the hits rolling and we pull our comments out of our pockets to talk about the real Hollywood movies, Tommy Wiseau’s The Room and James Franco’s…
S01E27 - Boogie Nights
Jan 1, 2018 • 57 min
Did video kill the porno star? Do YOU got the touch? What does it feel like to get curb-stomped by roller skates? On our first episode of 2018, we penetrate Paul Thomas Anderson’s 70’s/80’s porn extravaganza film, Boogie Nights! Here’s to new beginnings!…
S01E26 - How The Grinch Stole Christmas (2000)
Dec 25, 2017 • 56 min
Do snowflakes have atmosphere? If your heart grows three sizes at once, should you see a doctor? Where are you, Christmasssss? On this episode, we roast the veritable beast that is the 2000 tiny-nosed anti-Christmas film, How The Grinch Stole Christmas!…
S01E25 - A Christmas Story
Dec 20, 2017 • 61 min
What kind of parents name their children: “Grover Dill” and “Scut Farkas”? Would Will abandon his friend, Kwesi, if his tongue was stuck to a flagpole? Did Randy ever put his arms down AGAIN? On this episode, we get our collective tongues stuck to the…
S01E24 - Empire Strikes Back
Dec 10, 2017 • 61 min
How would you react if you found out your father was a space-Hitler wizard? Do they serve Colt .45 malt liquor in Cloud City? If you can’t handle Yoda at his worst, do you deserve him at his best? On this episode, we split from our friends for the Dagobah…
S01E23 - Elf
Dec 3, 2017 • 61 min
Do you think Buddy got his steps in walking all the way from the North Pole to New York City? In what units does Santa measure Christmas cheer? What WAS that guy’s favorite color? On this episode, we march hundreds of miles for the World’s Best Cup Of…
S01E22 - A Nightmare Before Christmas
Nov 27, 2017 • 58 min
Are there child labor laws in Halloweentown? What is Sally made out of? What does St. Patrick’s Day town look like? On this episode, we open up the holiday door in the nameless holiday forest that is the 1993 “Is it a Halloween or a Christmas movie?”, A…
S01E21 - Okja
Nov 19, 2017 • 52 min
Can pets be your friends?? Do you know where YOUR magic poop scratch spot is? What was louder in this movie: Jake Gyllenhaal’s voice -or- his outfit? On this episode, we shout “Okja!” loudly over and over repeatedly while running everywhere, chasing our…
S01E20 - Forrest Gump
Nov 11, 2017 • 65 min
Is the actual main character in this movie… America?? How many ways to cook shrimp ARE there? Is life indeed, a box of chocolates? On this episode, we run, run, and run some more straight at the 1994 historical American rewritten history retrospective…
S01E19 - Blank Check
Nov 4, 2017 • 68 min
How far does a million dollars really go, how much can you REALLY buy with one million dollars? How many ways are there to skin a cat? Would you think that an FBI-agent-undercover-as-a-banker could do basic math - because 11 plus 6 still doesn’t equal 18?…
S01E18 - Thor
Oct 29, 2017 • 57 min
Do you think that maybe if the Frost Giants would have paid their power bills to Asgard that they would have just turned their lights back on for them? How long IS an Odinsleep? Maybe Odin lied to Loki his whole life because he thought, “Well, he’s the…
S01E17 - The Thing (1982)
Oct 23, 2017 • 55 min
Do you believe in any of this voodoo bullshit? Is it a party foul to destroy the ONLY computer game in Antarctica? How fast does a dog have to run to outrun Norwegian gunfire? On this episode, we dissect the frozen carcass and subsequently destroy our own…
S01E16 - Eraserhead
Oct 15, 2017 • 50 min
Is the baby sick? How DO you cut up regular chickens? You find a disembodied head in the middle of the street, do you: A) take it to an eraser factory, or B) do literally anything else with it? On this episode, we cut up the tiny chickens and get with the…
S01E15 - The Happening
Oct 9, 2017 • 66 min
Would you just give me a second to be scientific? Where did all the honeybees go? Hot dogs get a pretty bad rap, don’t you think? On this episode, we flee from the city and into the plant-ridden countryside of M. Night Shyamalan’s 2008 plant-murder…
S01E14 - The Birds
Oct 1, 2017 • 61 min
How many birds hitting a window does it take to break glass? Is the worst first date ever a literal MURDER of crows? Would you drive an hour and a half up the California coast from San Francisco to deliver two specially ordered love birds as an elaborate…
S01E13 - The Sandlot
Sep 24, 2017 • 53 min
Do you play ball like a girl? What do you have, just 98 cents lying around at home? Do you wanna s’more? On this episode, we pop on the film guaranteed to make a kid run faster and jump higher, the 1993 summer favorite, The Sandlot! This week’s panel:…
S01E12 - (500) Days Of Summer
Sep 17, 2017 • 69 min
Is there a Chinese family in your bathroom right now? Is Zoe Deschanel some kind of evil demon woman? Are you listening to The Smiths? On this episode, we slip into a listening booth as Summer fades into Autumn and we debate the merits of the 2009…
S01E11 - I ♥ Huckabees
Sep 10, 2017 • 54 min
Is everything blankets? Would you say platonic metaphysics are more optimistic than existential nihilism? How am I not myself? On this episode, we do our best to reckon our own existence while we check out the part of the blanket that is David O. Russel’s…
S01E10 - Man Of Steel
Sep 3, 2017 • 55 min
If Henry Cavill walked into a bar and he WASN’T Superman, would you still try to pick a fight with him? Does Lois Lane always know where Clark Kent is? Is Zack Snyder the worst director of all time? On this episode, we try our Clark Kent best to outrun…
S01E09 - Spy Kids 2: Island Of Lost Dreams
Aug 28, 2017 • 68 min
Is Spy Kids 2 full of shit… ake mushrooms? How many watches does it take to tell time? Do you think God stays in Heaven because, he too, lives in fear of what he’s created? On this episode, we dive as deep as the center of a volcano that takes an endless…
S01E08 - Brokeback Mountain
Aug 21, 2017 • 43 min
How many times would you drive between Texas and Wyoming for love? If Heath Ledger and Jake Gyllenhaal have sex in the woods and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound? Brokeback Mountain: how gay IS it? On this episode, we herd many sheep and…
S01E07 - The Mummy (1999)
Aug 13, 2017 • 54 min
Is Ancient Egyptian the one true religion? If the Book of the Living is made out of gold, what’s the Book of the Dead made out of? How many scarabs does it take to get to the center of a human? On this episode, we pry open the sarcophagus and unleash the…
S01E06 - Transformers
Aug 6, 2017 • 51 min
Are criminals hot? Are YOU username LadiesMan217? Is this film more than meets the eye? On this episode, we fly out of the sand on top of Michael Bay’s first robot-sword stab at a live-action adaptation of the 1980’s cartoon adaptation of the hit robot…
S01E05 - Rogue One: A Star Wars Story
Jul 29, 2017 • 52 min
How many Bothans does it take to recover the plans to a Death Star? Is Jyn paper-thin? Does Director Krennic look… like a BITCH? On this episode, we push and shove our way through the atmospheric gate above Scarif in the Star Wars prequel that everyone…
S01E04 - The Prestige
Jul 23, 2017 • 50 min
How dumb does Christopher Nolan think we REALLY are? Is David Bowie the most magical part of this movie? Whose accent is worse: Michael Caine’s or Christian Bale’s? On this episode, we rake our canes across Tesla’s electric fence and stuff bullets down…
S01E03 - Back To The Future
Jul 16, 2017 • 52 min
Is Marty McFly doomed to be a slacker his entire life? Do you know where your local crackpot scientist best friend is right now? Are you ready to hear some serious shit? On this episode, we set our time circuits to 1985 for the incestuous time travel…
S01E02 - La La Land
Jul 9, 2017 • 46 min
Do you even have to be good at singing and dancing to be in a musical? If you mansplain long enough, will you save jazz? What ABOUT Kenny G? On this episode, we discuss the high and the low notes of 2016’s musical Oscar darling, La La Land! This week’s…
S01E01 - The Incredibles
Jul 2, 2017 • 46 min
Are people without superpowers why we can’t have nice things? Is Samuel L. Jackson the LITERAL worst? Was Mr. Incredible the bad guy the whole time? On our inaugural episode (!!), we discuss the good and the bad of Pixar’s 2004 superhero family film, The…