Beggars Being Choosers

Beggars Being Choosers
three Orlando comics sitting on a couch and hanging out

43: Avengers: Bengay
May 16, 2019 • 70 min
42 - Hopsin Issues a Phatwa
Apr 17, 2019 • 68 min
40 - Christophe Jean Guest Episode!
Mar 26, 2019 • 73 min
39 - Ja rule can Sh*t in my *ss
Feb 25, 2019 • 75 min
Javaris’s brother DJ (@brohamthegreat) guests on the podcast!
38 - Brian Regan takes a hard turn
Feb 12, 2019 • 62 min
37 - Chris Hardwick’s Talking Head
Nov 27, 2018 • 75 min
Mike Almanzar (@dirtymike00) joins us for an extra special episode! thanks for listening.
35 - I’m honestly really excited about the pikachu movie
Nov 12, 2018 • 71 min
36 - we had a good riff before we started recording and then Jo-Ann’s Fabrics
Nov 6, 2018 • 66 min
recorded as the election results came in so steve was distracted, but we didn’t talk about the election much so it’s not super sad. how do YOU cope with our nightmare existence? let us know on twitter! @livincivil @mywifeclair and @therealgeygeyes
mayonnaise in the sun, dudes
Oct 29, 2018 • 60 min
not all of these will be zingers or zangers and saying zinger over and over starts to sound kind of hateful.
here’s another one.
Oct 22, 2018 • 77 min
had a tweet explode so now we’re shamelessly cashing in. thank you for your time
i don’t know man, we had fun i guess
Oct 22, 2018 • 78 min
typical rjs episode. i remember this one being fun.
32 - Bruce Wayne’s parents died looking for hot singles in their area
Jun 22, 2018 • 53 min
god bless technology. i didn’t get around to editing.
30 - Michael Almanzar in the garden of good and evil
Jun 11, 2018 • 70 min
follow mike @dirtymike00 on twitter! he also has a youtube channel that is really funny!
29 - crabs are crips, octopi are bloods, and will smith is an anglerfish
May 29, 2018 • 62 min
sean philippe comes on as a guest this episode! follow him at @seankward on twitter and instagram!
28 - Biggie Learned Everything from the Girl Scouts
May 23, 2018 • 68 min
Rey returns! we discuss Rush, Joyner Lucas, Biggie, Girl scouts, the golden state killer, and cetera. boom. yeah.
27 - Jake Ricca was a pretty cool guest but left us with a cliffhangar
May 20, 2018 • 63 min
@jakericca on instagram. He does funny videos and stuff.
BONUS - NFL draft talk with Ennis Crafton (repeat episode)
May 14, 2018 • 58 min
ran out of server space so i had to take this one down. its back up in case you didn’t get a chance to listen.
26 - Paul Walker never made it to Olive garden
May 10, 2018 • 60 min
Ely Hasan Guest stars on this episode! rey had to pull out like a responsible person would so we brought in the veritable Ely hasan. i don’t know what veritable means.
24 - If i don’t post this one Rey will get mad at me
May 3, 2018 • 44 min
hoo boy. yeah. short episode this week. javaris had his mic off for like ten minutes in take one so this is take two. so yeah, idk, im going to start making these descriptions longer next week, but this week i have a show to get to. so yeah, let…
23 - J Cole would lose to Gohan No Question
Apr 25, 2018 • 72 min
another fun one. woooooo. sorry im not writing more for these descriptions. i have to go see my family tonight.
BONUS EPISODE - Poking the pretty little beggars
Apr 24, 2018 • 72 min
Jacki Mick, Charlie Bowie, and Steve sit down at Roque pub for a bit and talk about stuff. fun was had, beers were also had, and things were said.
22 - Beyonce Fans and Crisis Actors
Apr 18, 2018 • 63 min
Yo! this was a fun one! there’s a good riff or two in here and you should listen.
21 - Vin Diesel Invites the Bekhams to Play with Trains
Apr 10, 2018 • 73 min
we hang out, start recording, say some funny stuff, then stop recording
19 - Thomas Jane would be a good mexican gundam
Mar 27, 2018 • 85 min
another episode! woo! Javaris rey and Steve back at it and recording! woo!
18 - 2001 National Champion Ennis Crafton talks football for some of the podcast
Mar 26, 2018 • 62 min
Ennis James Crafton (all around cool guy) came over to steve’s place and then steve and ennis talked about football. we meant to talk about free agency but the convo was quite meanderous. new word y’all. meanderous. but yeah. idk. we had fun…
17 - We’re back, Baby! Our most episody episode yet
Feb 1, 2018 • 57 min
after a lengthy hiatus in which steve picked up knitting, javaris picked up his friend from work, and rey picked up some ladies, the three conocidos return to the studio (let me have this) to talk some shit about local comics, make steve uncomfortable,…
16 - Javaris Temple is way cooler than you
Nov 2, 2017 • 74 min
its an episode. we’re back, baby. listen and enjoy. thank you.
15 - Bill Hader would make a great Sosa (Change Lives SwapCast)
Oct 5, 2017 • 67 min
its the big doozy folks, the magnum opus, the lead-to-gold philosopher’s stone of podcast episodes. we watched scarface and then joey made it listenable. also he has his own podcast now, so subscribe to that too. …
14 - Joshua Jackson should probably call his lady more often
Sep 19, 2017 • 61 min
we skipped a week because the world was ending or some shit. thanks for listening. I’m pretty sure this one was good. If it’s not, let us know. I’m curious as to whether people read the descriptions, but I feel like if somebody was like “yo i do…
13 - Drake was probably allowed to play mortal kombat as a kid
Sep 9, 2017 • 60 min
you know how this works. we talk, record, then post it a couple days later. since this is kind of a tuesday with labor day and all it was decided to release it today (wednesday) pretty sure this one is good. idk. if you like it tell people about it….
12 - Charlie Bowie is the santa claus of white claw
Aug 31, 2017 • 51 min
Special episode this week! joey is in chicago or Indianapolis or Milwaukee or some other place that has seasons and shit so rey and steve brought in charlie Bowie (Poking the Bear! Comedy! Trivia!) (pete holmes is funny but if i met him I’d hate his…
11 - David Bowie Loves That Shirt You Gave Him
Aug 22, 2017 • 68 min
I feel like you know how we label things by now. Share this if you like it i guess. I’m really drawing a blank on subject matter for this one, but I imagine it’s pretty funny. I think.
10 - Benicio del Toro breaks double digits and windshields
Aug 15, 2017 • 55 min
Rey is too hungover to paint faces, Joey’s tall tales of drunken vandalism (actually 100% accurate, so they’re not “tall” tales, per se), and steve is a square, per usual.
9 - John Leguizamo f**ks with y’all
Aug 8, 2017 • 60 min
steve learns a new phrase, rey and joey know a lot about rap, and fun is had by all.
8 - I don’t know man, not all of these have a famous person in the title
Aug 2, 2017 • 49 min
this one is an episode I guess. steve got really nervous like halfway through. we recorded this right after drunken monkey on friday, so we were all in a good mood. i think.
7 - More people should know who Mandy Patinkin is
Jul 25, 2017 • 62 min
joey tries to make mandy patinkin a thing, and rey and steve still haven’t seen any of the same movies.
6 - Al Pacino seems to be a recurring theme
Jul 11, 2017 • 58 min
same as usual. fun was had. etc.
5 - Sean Paul in Town for the Convention
Jul 5, 2017 • 60 min
sorry this is late guys. thanks for listening. this one is pretty good though. idk. sorry. also I looked up scalpels vs. razors and apparently they are two separate things, so sorry.
4 - Oliver North sold Avocados to Iran
Jun 27, 2017 • 56 min
Rey, Stephen, And Joey talk about Iran-Contra And watch a funny video.
3 - R. Lee Ermey Goes to NYC
Jun 20, 2017 • 56 min
Steve knows way too much about R Lee Ermey and Joey has a bunch of great NYC stories. Rey is absent and sorely missed this episode.
2 - Ostensibly about Brian De Palma
Jun 13, 2017 • 72 min
Rey and Joey try to convince Steve that he needs to see Scarface. Also everybody does terrible Pacino impressions.
1: The Phantom Premise
Jun 10, 2017 • 59 min
Episode 1. Joey talks about a psycho he knew in high school, Rey doesn’t know about 867-5309, and Steve kills the momentum.