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Geshcast X Evolution 111: Return of Same-us
Feb 18 • 70 min
Games are HUGE right now so it’s time to look back at the last generation with a CRITICAL EYE. Geshcast X Evolution returns…and promises to be…out of this world! Other jokes will happen and I swear to god they are better. Support our eventual return on…
Supernatural Entertainment System Festive 2019: Beggin’ for inches
Dec 24, 2019 • 49 min
You’re probably not going to understand just how lucky you are to be listening to this show, tbh. That means ‘to be honest’, btw. It was a true Festive Miracle (FM) that the Quadratic Brotherhood managed to synchronise their schedules so close to their…
Supernatural Entertainment System CLASSIX - Episode 7 - Subterranean Homesick Boos
Nov 11, 2019 • 36 min
Goin’ underground etc etc. Y’know? Anyway listen this was a great episode from a long time ago. So I don’t know what to tell you. Please support SNES Season 4 by visiting our Patreon: And follow us on Twitter:…
Supernatural Entertainment System CLASSIX - Episode 6 - Beasts of the Scare-engeti
Nov 11, 2019 • 30 min
It’s time to celebrate that continent we know so well. Also remember this was recorded in a different time, so we make a lot of Toto jokes. It wasn’t played out back then. We were pioneers. Please support SNES Season 4 by visiting our Patreon:…
Supernatural Entertainment System CLASSIX - Episode 5 - Christmas Special
Nov 11, 2019 • 41 min
Christmas is of course, our Halloween. Time to celebrate that, non? Please support SNES Season 4 by visiting our Patreon: And follow us on Twitter:
Supernatural Entertainment System Series 4 Episode 3: Monks In The Mist
Oct 30, 2019 • 70 min
Deck the halls with boughs of scary! It’s Halloween - our Christmas! Celebrate this most special occasion with the Quadratic Brotherhood and enjoy games, frights, deep personal insights and a visit from a very special gift-giver! Remember, without…
Supernatural Entertainment System S4E2: Home on the Strange
Sep 29, 2019 • 45 min
Howdy folks - and weclome to another excitin’ day on the ranch. This episode we’re hootin’ and hollerin’ about the goings-on of ghouls and ghosts from America’s OLD WEST. Don’t get too scared though because we still know how to have fun! There’ll be news,…
Supernatural Entertainment System Series 4 Episode 1: Boo La La!
Aug 31, 2019 • 50 min
Bonjour! The Quadratic Brotherhood make their return to the world of podcasting, if you can believe it. A new batch of ghouls and creeps compete to become REAL! Plus your usual dose of paranormal news, fun and of course EGG-WATCH. If you enjoy the show…
Supernatural Entertainment System CLASSIX - Episode 4 - Taking Fright!
Aug 4, 2019 • 33 min
Look, up in the sky! What even is that? Some kinda monster or somethin’ huh? Anyway listen this is a classic episode! So the quality of the recording isn’t great - but the quality of the CONTENT is undeniable! SNES SERIES 4 ARRIVES VERY SOON! Gavin
Supernatural Entertainment System CLASSIX - Episode 3 - Scottish Beasts
Jul 6, 2019 • 37 min
Supernatural Entertainment System Season 4 is SO CLOSE! In the meantime please enjoy these tales from our god damned homeland. Follow us on Twitter: and of course you can pledge-ure yourself on
Supernatural Entertainment System CLASSIX - Episode 2 - Sexy Beasts
Jun 27, 2019 • 32 min
Another WHIRLWIND Classix Episode for you to poop on. As the Quadratic Brotherhood gears up for ANOTHER run at greatness - listen back to the origins of the show. Warning - this episode is VERY raunchy.
Supernatural Entertainment System CLASSIX - Episod
Jun 13, 2019 • 46 min
While we wait the return of the Quadratic Brotherhood - why not listen to a long-lost episode of Supernatural Entertainment System? Because it’s a little stilted and lacking in polish? Okay fair enough. Still here? Well get ready for the ORIGINAL mix of…
Cult of Geshcast: What WE leave behind.
Jun 1, 2019 • 54 min
Everything must come to an end. Even your precious favourite podcast. We look back on the last two years - and mine NEW information nuggets from those hairy cult holes. QUIZZES. SOME VERY LONG QUIZZES, TOO. Cult of Geshcast is taking a break - but that…
Cult of Geshcast Presents: Magnandos Episode 1/10
Apr 22, 2019 • 52 min
It’s the start - of something new. Not just fantastic lyrics from High School Musical - but an apt way to discuss the future of Geshcast over the next ten episodes. Not simply content with making the UKs Number ONE Cult, we’re determining which of these…
Cult of Geshcast Presents: Super Saiyanfeld Episode 1/10
Mar 10, 2019 • 74 min
Hello fellow enthusiasts of both Manga and Seinfeld! Do we ever have a treat for you. What a show. What an IDEA. Anyway - look, listen it’s going to be alright. Follow us on twitter: And don’t forget to support the Patreon because…
Cult of Geshcast Episode 16: Bi0H4cK3rZ
Jan 18, 2019 • 62 min
Hello fellow Cyborgs, This episode is all about shedding our disgusting human bodies and marrying a toaster. Maybe? This is the FINAL SHOW before Cult of Geshcast LIVE so definitely listen right until the end. A semi-welcome friend returns to the show and…
Supernatural Entertainment System Christmas Special 2018
Dec 24, 2018 • 72 min
It’s Christmas time, our Halloween - so time to celebrate with a brand new Supernatural Entertainment System! Join the Quadratic Brotherhood on a rambunctious rummage through rotten rivers of rank rubbish. Which beast will be chosen to be brought into the…
Cult of Geshcast Episode 15: NXIVM
Nov 22, 2018 • 66 min
This is it, folks. This time I know it’s the real thing. I can’t believe what I’m feelin’. Cult of Geshcast returns with a grim tale of branding, filth and the extended DC Universe. We also reveal the date of our LIVE SHOW as well as the details on the…
Supernatural Entertainment System Halloween Special 2018
Oct 31, 2018 • 66 min
INITIATES REJOICE! Halloween is our Christmas - so it’s YOUR Christmas? See how that works? Maybe you can wrap your mind around this later, with a bit of effort. What better Christmas gift than the return of the Quadratic Brotherhood? An actual episode of…
Cult of Geshcast Episode 14: Freemasonry
Oct 1, 2018 • 69 min
This is a pretty wild one, folks. We do a deep dive into the cult of Freemasonry. This might be our last episode, y’know? Y’know that way? Spooky stuff. Anyway, let’s assume it’s not our last episode:
Cult of Geshcast Episode 13.5: AwaddaPish
Aug 14, 2018 • 37 min
Greetings Mortals, Does anyone read this? Let us know. In this episode we’re answerin’ questions since we had turned our thoughts to more important things. Like it or love it, folks. Follow us on twitter: Become an Initiate on…
Cult of Geshcast Episode 13: Universe People
Jul 31, 2018 • 54 min
Whoah there, whoah whoah whoah - is that a… is that a…. …is that a new episode of Cult of Geshcast? It is! We look directly into the stars for our latest episode on UNIVERSE PEOPLE. If you want to become an Initiate of Cult of Geshcast - simply pledge $1…
Cult of Geshcast Episode 12: A Power Of Christs Compels You
Jun 13, 2018 • 65 min
Your Cult Leaders are BACK! The Cult of Geshcast is investigating the cults of history - taking the best rule from each and incorporating them into one SUPER CULT. This episode we investigate MEN WHO WOULD BE CHRIST. Vissarion and Apollo Quiboloy -…
Cult of Geshcast Episode 11: The Peoples Church & Jonestown Massacre
May 13, 2018 • 48 min
Hey how’s it goin - KNEEL! Hopefully you’re reading this from a kneeling position now - but if not, this text based format means you can kneel and then resume reading without much hassle. This episode your leaders/idols look into the People’s Church and…
Cult of Geshcast Episode 10: Raëlianism
Mar 31, 2018 • 59 min
WE HAVE RETURNED! If you can believe it, we have returned after a longer than usual break. All sorts going on, let me tell you. This episode: The Raëlians! Mad UFO nuggets who may or may not be the nicest, spunkiest lot yet. If you want to become an…
Cult of Geshcast Episode 9: Branch Davidians
Feb 18, 2018 • 68 min
Welcome to our BEAGLE SPECIAL! This episode we investigate the Branch Davidians, David Koresh and the shocking events of the seige in WACO TEXAS. Also Gavin has a cold so be prepared to hear him BLOW HIS NOSE. Also, lots of fun BIBLE JOKES, BREAKFAST…
Cult of Geshcast Episode 8: Matamoros Cult
Jan 20, 2018 • 59 min
Jerhume Brunnen-G, Initiates! Your founders have returned! Praise the founders! This episode we gave YOU the reins, letting you choose the topic of this episode. You chose the Matamoros Suicide Cult, so this is on you. We have grim tales of brains in…
Cult of Geshcast Episode 7 - Bumper Festive Special
Dec 17, 2017 • 54 min
Episode Seven is all about CHRISTMAS and the FESTIVE SEASON because our initial plans fell through and we needed something quick for you rubes. We have a lot of fun games, some grim Christmas stories for all you macabre ghouls out there and of course…
Cult of Geshcast 6 - MS 13
Nov 26, 2017 • 50 min
Legends return with a new in depth investigation into the world’s toughest gang. Can we salvage any positives from these dispicable desperados that could help make the world a better place? Find out TODAY. Remember if you need a ladder, give us a shout.
Cult Of Geshcast Episode 5 - Aum Shinrikyo
Nov 4, 2017 • 64 min
Your cult founders are back! Another bumper episode, looking at the bad basses of Aum Shinrikyo from the island nation of Japan. Hope you like BOGUS STUFF, everyone! All your favourite segments are here. Cult Status. Cult Status and of course Cult Status.…
Cult of Geshcast Episode 4 - The Cult of Star Trek
Sep 27, 2017 • 59 min
Set Phasers on ‘Annihilate’, everyone because we are tired of your shit! Only joking. We joke around in this cult for gosh sakes. Take that stick outta yer butte. This episode looks almost exclusively at the cult behaviours exhibited in Star Trek Fandom.…
Cult of Geshcast Episode 3.5 - Initiates to the Bridge (episode)
Sep 17, 2017 • 22 min
Jerhume Brunnen-G, Initiates and Potential Initiates alike! Look, some personal mishaps have befallen your beloved founders but do not lose hope. We have created a primer/bridge episode before we get into the meat and potatoes of episode 4 - THE CULT OF…
Cult of Geshcast Episode 3 - The Manson Family
Aug 9, 2017 • 50 min
The quest to create the perfect community continues. This time we delve deep into the dishwater to seek out the positives from one of Americas most infamous cult icons - Charles Manson. What happened? When? Why? What? When? and of course what? Cult of…
Cult of Geshcast - Episode 2: Scientology
Jun 28, 2017 • 66 min
Geshcast continue their lofty endevour of constructing the ultimate collective by learning from the biggest and best around. This time one of the biggest, Scientology. What lessons can we learn, what should we avoid - we find out right now. (there’s a lot…
Cult Of Geshcast Flick The Switch Part 2
Jun 15, 2017 • 2 min
Congratulations, you’ve taken a step into a bigger world.
The Cult of Geshcast - Episode one: Heaven’s Gate
May 24, 2017 • 41 min
Instructions will follow… Get ready to sup from the cup.