It Just Gets Worse

It Just Gets Worse

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Salacious stories, pop culture and boozin weekly with your new best friends!
#049 - Dr. Seuss Got Me Laid
Dec 5 • 115 min
In this Judd-free episode, we get “white girl wasted” with some of our listeners during our first ever live chat . Recorded 11-16-18. Become a supporter of this podcast: https://anchor.fm/itjustgetsworse/support
#048 - Goo Manchu
Nov 14 • 128 min
This week on the podcast, we chat about video games and how they make us better people, international cuisine, anal worm farming, and lard festivals. Recorded 11-10-18. Become a supporter of this podcast: https://anchor.fm/itjustgetsworse/support
#047 - Cadaver Relocation Engineers (feat. Shota Yokoyama)
Nov 8 • 150 min
This week on the podcast, the infamous Shota drops in to share some “ghost” stories, we try our best not to talk about dicks so much, we get a taste of sexual misconduct in a drive-through, and we check in to see what the almighty MIRV is up to. Goodnight…
#046 - The Machine God (feat. Brandon Noah)
Oct 31 • 170 min
In this episode, Brandon joins us to talk about material science, space elevators, dating, and a very special man he met in Salt Lake City. Recorded 10-13-18. Become a supporter of this podcast: https://anchor.fm/itjustgetsworse/support
#045 - Buttshuffling
Oct 24 • 142 min
This week one the podcast, Beets is back to babble about bats and Breaking Bad. Joe Rogan and Wesley Snipes face off in a battle for the ages and Darren dives deep into Debbie’s diaries. Recorded 10-13-18. Buy our Merch: rdbl.co/2IS9IzC Buy stuff on…
#044 - The Nice Part of Florida (feat. Cleo Doran)
Oct 18 • 183 min
Nani’s. Milk Baths. Raspberries. Florida. Absinthe. Become a supporter of this podcast: https://anchor.fm/itjustgetsworse/support
#043 Cryptocurious II: Swordfishing (feat. Eric Scrivner)
Oct 11 • 155 min
This week we are joined by Eric Scrivner, a software engineer for Coinbase. We discuss cryptocurrencies, craigslist, cannibals, and more. Recorded 09-22-18. Buy our Merch: rdbl.co/2IS9IzC Buy stuff on Amazon: amzn.to/2yYKFoK Get some meat:…
#042 - Bumfights in Space!
Sep 24 • 106 min
This week on the podcast, we learn that the only thing Josh hates more than fat people, is people who dial wrong numbers. We try to answer the eternal question, “Why don’t cobblers make cobbler?”. Also genital jousting, space bums, the new Star Wars…
#041 - #doubleblack
Sep 17 • 111 min
Stouts are strong. Sex is a whack ass gift. “Beef Ridge” is a great lesbian band name. Recorded 09-07-18. Buy our Merch: rdbl.co/2IS9IzC Buy stuff on Amazon: amzn.to/2yYKFoK Get some meat: butcherbox.go2cloud.org/SH3F Get a VPN:…
#040 - The D*ck Shark Strikes Back (feat. Brittany Michelle)
Sep 5 • 147 min
This week on the podcast, our old pal “Dammit” Brittany drops in to discuss the return of Louis CK, Judd’s short shorts, dick pics, and so much more. We’re gonna need a bigger boat! Recorded 08-29-18. Buy our Merch: rdbl.co/2IS9IzC Buy stuff on Amazon:…
#039 - Debbie Duz Fonix (feat. Nicole Abrams)
Aug 22 • 125 min
This week on the podcast, we dive into the diaries of a mad woman who also happens to be Josh’s mom. We also share our dreams, talk about manscaping, and imagine the best fight match-ups for Michael Cera. Recorded 08-18-18. Buy our Merch: rdbl.co/2IS9IzC…
#038 - Attack of the Night Bee
Aug 8 • 126 min
This week on the podcast, Judd might have mesothelioma and it makes him feel like going postal. We also dive into the world of craft sex toys. Why is the word “pee-pee” so unsexy? Beets Me. Recorded 08-03-18. Buy our Merch: rdbl.co/2IS9IzC Buy stuff on…
#037 - Vent-free Death Stars (redux)
Jul 25 • 137 min
LARPers have big dick energy. Trump’s Death Star won’t have a thermal exhaust port. And what’s in an Indio Loco? Recorded 07-22-18. Buy our Merch: rdbl.co/2IS9IzC Buy stuff on Amazon: amzn.to/2yYKFoK Get a VPN: bit.ly/2krjezf/ ijgwpodcast.com Become a…
#036 - Chimps Don’t Swim
Jul 11 • 136 min
Fireworks are stupid and so is your dad. Say what you will about the Nazis, but they had a solid marketing department. Dr. Seuss might just be a fascist. Recorded 07-07-18. Buy our Merch: rdbl.co/2IS9IzC Buy stuff on Amazon: amzn.to/2yYKFoK Get a VPN:…
#035 - The Oxford Vagina
Jul 4 • 176 min
Darren sprains his ankle, but he earned his N-card in the process. We receive a very sexy email and try to determine if there’s a narcissist among us. Recorded 06-22-18. Buy our Merch: rdbl.co/2IS9IzC Buy stuff on Amazon: amzn.to/2yYKFoK Get a VPN:…
#034 - My Favorite Suicide
Jun 16 • 132 min
Anthony Bourdain is dead, Beets tries mushrooms, Darren goes to Oregon, and the search for the fourth cast member is finally over! Recorded 6-8-18. Buy our Merch: rdbl.co/2IS9IzC Buy stuff on Amazon: amzn.to/2yYKFoK Get a VPN: bit.ly/2krjezf…
#033 - The Fridgecats (feat. Rachel Hoffman)
May 27 • 155 min
We learn that Home schooling has mixed results, Judd and Darren share shrooming stories, and Josh’s wife drops by to tell us why she keeps her cats in the fridge. Recorded on April 21st 2018. Buy our Merch: https://rdbl.co/2IS9IzC Buy stuff on Amazon:…
#032 - Chris Beets His Brother (feat. Matt Kaiser)
May 11 • 151 min
Beets’ brother Matt stops by, we discuss how we spent our Easter, doing kid shit as a grown up, and drugs (as usual). Recorded on April 4th 2018. Become a supporter of this podcast: https://anchor.fm/itjustgetsworse/support
#030 – Prescription Strength D*ck (feat. Chris Jacobsmeyer)
May 11 • 132 min
Do you like trains? Chris Jacobsmeyer does. We break down the top 10 list of countries that like to fuck, compare getting drunk on wine vs. beer, talk about masturbation, Big Macs, and heroin. #NotMyPope. Recorded on Jan. 19th 2018. Become a supporter of…
#029 – Grand Theft Camel (feat. Josh Mendoza)
May 11 • 153 min
Judd’s spawn arrives, Darren eats meat, and Josh Mendoza stops by to tell us why you shouldn’t date people from Intervention. #FishinForAWetNugget Recorded on January 11th, 2018 Become a supporter of this podcast: https://anchor.fm/itjustgetsworse/support
#028 – A Functionally White Christmas (feat. Vierra Ci)
May 11 • 189 min
Recorded on 12-29-17 Become a supporter of this podcast: https://anchor.fm/itjustgetsworse/support
#027 – Dammit Brittany
May 11 • 53 min
Our guest (Brittany) is a no show, we catch up on some emails, test out some new gear, and Darren discusses the merits of exclusively eating meat… Get your shit together Brittany!Recorded on December 09, 2017 Become a supporter of this podcast:…
#026 – Donuts and Mayonaisse (feat. Josh Mendoza)
May 11 • 150 min
Former Sangre guitarist Josh Mendoza stops by, Judd talks about Joe Rogan (again), Corey Feldman may have been raped, and reality TV is bullshit, except when love intervenes.Recorded on October 28th, 2017 Become a supporter of this podcast:…
#025 – The La Croix Generation (feat. Christopher Zeischegg)
May 11 • 113 min
On this episode we have guest Chris Zeischegg, Ex-Pornstar, Musician, Author and all around god damn gentleman.Recorded on November 2nd, 2017 Become a supporter of this podcast: https://anchor.fm/itjustgetsworse/support
#024 – Cryptocurious (feat. Eric Scrivner)
May 11 • 117 min
This week we have Eric Scrivner, a Software Engineer at Coinbase. We talk about Coinbase, the cryptocurrency space in general and other topics… Oh, and Beets gets WASTED.Join Coinbase: https://ijgw.party/coinbaseRecorded on October 21st, 2017 Become a…
#023 – Rigoramole (feat. Chris Paoli & Jason Loper)
May 11 • 140 min
Judd’s about that vape life, Blade Runner, Wasseling, Co-ED Baby Showers are Bullshit, Sex in Public, and some beer talk! Recorded on October 14th, 201y7 Become a supporter of this podcast: https://anchor.fm/itjustgetsworse/support
#021 – The Hard Stuff
May 11 • 132 min
A Judd-less episode where the crew talks about IT (The Movie), Divorce, Favorite Kids, Friends in Porn, Dating on a Budget, The “Dick Voice”, and Binge Drinking While Pregnant.Recorded September 17th, 2017 Become a supporter of this podcast:…
BONUS #001 – Judd’s House Warming Party
May 11 • 182 min
Special Bonus Episode that took place during Judd’s House Warming party. Multiple guests and various discussions and rants were had.Recorded August 19th, 2017 Become a supporter of this podcast: https://anchor.fm/itjustgetsworse/support
#022 – Big Hair Young (feat. Michael Cummings)
May 11 • 156 min
We talked of social media dynamics, shaving is a lie, the grundle-grease talk, wendy’s vs. mcdonalds, universal income, scam calls, and Judd’s EDM hour.Recorded September 22nd, 2017 Become a supporter of this podcast:…
#020 – The Crack Liaison (feat. Dan Moore)
May 11 • 123 min
20th episode, woohoo! Dan joins us again! Hecklers are people, the crack liaison and oh whats your pronoun?Recorded on August 31st, 2017. Become a supporter of this podcast: https://anchor.fm/itjustgetsworse/support
#019 – Judd is a Bad, Bad Girl
May 11 • 106 min
Recorded August 11th 2017 Become a supporter of this podcast: https://anchor.fm/itjustgetsworse/support
#018 – Transitioning (feat. Chris Paoli)
May 11 • 102 min
Paoli is back and things get a little weird.Recorded August 4th 2017 Become a supporter of this podcast: https://anchor.fm/itjustgetsworse/support
#017 – #ImWithCuba
May 11 • 84 min
This week on the podcast, we discuss the anarchist cookbook, the juice is loose, GTA, being stoned on roller-coasters, and so much more.Recorded on July 30th, 2017 Become a supporter of this podcast: https://anchor.fm/itjustgetsworse/support
#016 – Rise of the D*ck Shark (feat. Brittany Michelle)
May 11 • 80 min
We are back from a 2 week break and still talking about random nonsense and dive into the mailbag pretty deep!Recorded July 19, 2017 Become a supporter of this podcast: https://anchor.fm/itjustgetsworse/support
#015 – Terrible Accents & Juggalos
May 11 • 108 min
Florida & California Orange Juice, Hot Sexy Movie Scenes, Juggalos and an Indiana Jones sequel. Recorded 6-29-17 Become a supporter of this podcast: https://anchor.fm/itjustgetsworse/support
#014 – Lick My Couch
May 11 • 121 min
New location, headphones, and something about Elon’s Musk.Recorded 6-21-17 Become a supporter of this podcast: https://anchor.fm/itjustgetsworse/support
#013 – Bernard Lives! (feat. Evan Solano)
May 11 • 120 min
On this week’s episode, Evan Solano (and his alter ego) stops by to discuss tika masala, office bathroom etiquette, Judd makes anger shorts, Emily shares a very special edition of “DeLapp-idated”, and much, much more…Recorded on 6-15-2017 Become a…
#012 – Darius the Horse (feat. Kalauna Carmichael)
May 11 • 128 min
Special guest Kalauna stops by and gives us a riveting hiking story, that and many other things! Become a supporter of this podcast: https://anchor.fm/itjustgetsworse/support
#011 – There’s a Pug at Stake (feat. Lyndsey Beets)
May 11 • 143 min
This week, Beets’ wife sits in while we discuss dealing with exes, authentic Mexican cuisine, first world ghosts, and Riverdale. We also dip back into the ol’ mailbag, Judd has a palette guy and Emily gets robbed… like, a lot.Recorded June 3rd, 2017…
#010 – Here’s the Thing, Quentin… (feat. Rob Case)
May 11 • 107 min
This week we talk about astrology, dip into mail, sports are stupid, David Lynch is a nuisance, and Judd loves muffin tops!Recorded May 25th, 2017 Become a supporter of this podcast: https://anchor.fm/itjustgetsworse/support
#009 – A Parade of Symptoms and Complaints (feat. Dan Moore)
May 11 • 112 min
Lyft gets pretty sexy, adoptions complicated, Emily has an Alien Covenant Review, CGI sucks and Judd is his own Grandpa.Recorded May 11th, 2017 Become a supporter of this podcast: https://anchor.fm/itjustgetsworse/support
#008 – Ja Rule Messed Up (feat. Chris Paoli)
May 11 • 102 min
This podcast had some audio issues, we do apologize.Recorded 5-4-17 Become a supporter of this podcast: https://anchor.fm/itjustgetsworse/support
#007 – A Wrench in the Ointment
May 11 • 132 min
Recorded 4-20-17 Become a supporter of this podcast: https://anchor.fm/itjustgetsworse/support
#006 – The Judd Who Wasn’t There
May 11 • 94 min
Recorded 4-12-17 Become a supporter of this podcast: https://anchor.fm/itjustgetsworse/support
#005 – Pumpkin Spice B*tch (feat. Brandon Born)
May 11 • 150 min
Special guest Brandon Born stops by, we talk movies again, specifically the new Power Rangers. Emily shares the entirety of her medical history and we debate whether old-timey acting counts as acting.Recorded 3-30-17 Become a supporter of this podcast:…
#004 – Another F*cking Chris (feat. Chris Paoli)
May 11 • 113 min
Recorded on March 23rd, 2017. Become a supporter of this podcast: https://anchor.fm/itjustgetsworse/support
#003 – Three Men and a Middle-aged Woman
May 11 • 121 min
This week on the podcast, we share Vegas stories, the end of Mad Men, the re-release of Scary Stories, and we imagine the dark, gritty reboot of Three Men and a Baby. Also, Judd talks cryptocurrencies, and we mourn the loss Robin Williams and video…
#002 – Finding Matt Damon (feat. Matt Eberhardt)
May 11 • 121 min
There used to be a nice episode summary here, but apparently Judd deleted it. Not sure what we talked about, but I can tell you that our guest was definitely Matt Eberhardt, and Emily debuted her new segment, “DeLapp-idated”.Thanks a pant-load…
#001 – Did Emily Have It Coming?
May 11 • 123 min
Darren slapped Emily. Become a supporter of this podcast: https://anchor.fm/itjustgetsworse/support