It’s Just A Show.

It’s Just A Show.
A podcast conversation with Mystery Science Theater 3000.
22. Respective Blowhole. [MST3K 801. Revenge of the Creature.]
Feb 14 • 59 min
Revenge of the Creature tries to steal Beth and Adam’s hearts with talk of Gill-Man, Guillermo del Toro–Man, Marineland-Man, Henry Mancini-Man, and a new Crow-Man T. Robot-Man.
21. It’s Just A Tongue. [MST3K K04. Gamera vs. Barugon.]
Jan 31 • 59 min
Gamera vs. Barugon once again drizzles Beth and Adam with destructive rainbows, so they discuss janky robots, imperialism, kid-friendly adult films, tongues, tongues, and banana oil. Happy Gamuary!
20. Toy Show. [MST3K 304. Gamera vs. Barugon.]
Jan 19 • 56 min
Happy Gamuary! Gamera vs. Barugon fight while Beth and Adam talk about Godzilla, Princess Mononoke, Baragon, Skeletor, and My Little Pony.
19. Money and Weapons. [MST3K 521. Santa Claus.]
Dec 24, 2017 • 55 min
Ho ho ho! Santa Claus gathers Beth and Adam by the yule log to discuss all things Christmas, like Citizen Kane, Batman, Pee-wee‘s Playhouse, Home Alone, and Hellraiser.
18. Noodling with Rubber. [MST3K 210. King Dinosaur.]
Dec 3, 2017 • 56 min
King Dinosaur roars at Adam and Beth to discuss Elliott Kalan, first timers, bad drivers, lady scientists, and other not-quite-dinosaurs. Also, there’s a short: X Marks the Spot!
17. Get Serious. [MST3K 1009. Hamlet.]
Nov 16, 2017 • 59 min
Hamlet broods while eavesdropping on Adam and Dr. Beth talking about being, not being, suffering, sleeping, and the undiscovered country of Germany.
16. Good Job, Thor. [MST3K 604. Zombie Nightmare.]
Oct 31, 2017 • 58 min
Zombie Nightmare rises from the grave to stalk Beth and Adam, who just wanted to talk about Canucksploitation, heavy metal soundtracks, voodoo, Vodou, and Adam West.
15. We Spent a Lot of Money on This. [MST3K 1106. Starcrash.]
Oct 20, 2017 • 59 min
Starcrash dazzles Beth and Adam as they discuss Christmas lights, space wardrobes, child preachers, drunk Hasselhoff, and inobservant observational comedians.
14. Donald Pleasence Was a Total Scamp. [MST3K 501. Warrior of the Lost World.]
Sep 27, 2017 • 59 min
Join us in celebrating Donald Pleasence Day, as Warrior of the Lost World mumbles at Beth and Adam to discuss Star Trek: The Motion Picture’s Lt. Illia, Star Trek: The Next Generation’s Counselor Troi, Star Trek: The Original Series’ Kirok, Star Trek: The…
13. He’s Just A Guy. [MST3K 904. Werewolf.]
Sep 18, 2017 • 59 min
Werewolf hunts Beth and Adam as they discuss poor acting, imported myths, impure werewolves, pure moods, and imposter puppets.
12. Beef Smoothie. [MST3K 410. Hercules against the Moon Men.]
Sep 2, 2017 • 56 min
Hercules against the Moon Men sandblasts Beth and Adam until they’re ready to talk about stables, strongmen, Superman, stock, and sand.
11. Cobbled Together in Somebody’s Backyard. [MST3K 506. Eegah.]
Aug 18, 2017 • 59 min
Eegah comes out of his cave to hear Beth and Adam discuss Arch Hall Sr, Arch Hall Jr, archconservative film critics, archetypical cavemen, and Archie comics. [cw: There’s another discussion of how the threat of rape functions in the movie. It’s not very…
10. All Sizzle, All Snake. [MST3K 1101. Reptilicus.]
Aug 2, 2017 • 59 min
Reptilicus seduces Beth and Adam into discussing Jonah Heston, weird cameos, multiple Reptilci, Danish tourism, and trashy novelizations.
9. Burned in My Brain. [MST3K 513. The Brain that Wouldn’t Die.]
Jul 20, 2017 • 55 min
The Brain that Wouldn’t Die introduces Beth and Adam to Mike, and begs them to talk about sexpoiltation, gore, Saw, transplants, and two-headed dogs.
8. Scrambled Eggs. [MST3K 101. The Crawling Eye.]
Jul 6, 2017 • 59 min
The Crawling Eye, Joel’s first* episode, stares at Beth and Adam until they discuss sidekicks, psychics, sci-fi eye flicks, LASIK, and awkward starts. * Or is it‽
7b. Tom Servo’s a Dalek. [Bonus.]
Jun 21, 2017 • 31 min
Please stay on the line. Adam and Beth will be with you shortly. In the meantime, here is some bonus material trimmed from previous episodes: Adam West, bad movies, Canada (again), the weirdest thing to ever air on PBS, and (occasionally) MST3K. Enjoy,…
7. I Envy Your Joy of Movement. [MST3K 311. It Conquered the World.]
Jun 7, 2017 • 59 min
It Conquered the World learned almost too late that Adam and Beth are feeling creatures, and because of it, they discuss more kick-ass 50s ladies, team sports, cults, Roger Corman, and learning almost too late that man is a feeling creature. Includes a…
6. It’s Good When People Age. [MST3K 601. Girls Town.]
May 25, 2017 • 58 min
Girls Town lifts and separates Beth and Adam as they discuss Mamie Van Doren, Paul Anka, Mel Tormé, Mamie Van Doren (again), and Canada.
5. Coke Will Do All the Work for You. [MST3K 1102. Cry Wilderness.]
May 11, 2017 • 59 min
Cry Wilderness howls at Beth and Adam to discuss ice cream college, Mac and Me, Bigfoot, raccoons, and the puberty giggles.
4b. Totally Uncontroversial Opinions about MST3K’s Sci-Fi Era. [Bonus.]
Apr 27, 2017 • 36 min
A bonus episode! Adam and Beth, fresh from rewatching Future War, have thoughts on MST3K’s years on the Sci-Fi Channel. Listener discretion advised.
4. Yelling at Dinosaurs. [MST3K 1004. Future War.]
Apr 26, 2017 • 58 min
Future War kicks off Beth and Adam’s discussion of revivals, rad 90s dinosaurs, dad movies, secret Christians, and other strange animals.
3. Love Letter to Suburbia. [MST3K 404. Teenagers from Outer Space.]
Apr 11, 2017 • 59 min
Teenagers from Outer Space compels Beth and Adam to discuss boss rockets, boy movies, middle-aged nurses, disarmed lobsters, and small-town paranoia. Show
2. Collage of Male Adolescence. [MST3K 620. Danger!! Death Ray.]
Mar 29, 2017 • 53 min
Danger!! Death Ray coaxes Beth and Adam into discussing satellite dishes, glamour shots, beefy spies, André the Giant, and Herbie Hancock.
1. Nova Scotia Death Trip. [MST3K 201. Rocketship X-M.]
Mar 21, 2017 • 55 min
Rocketship X-M inspires Beth and Adam to talk about chins, Matt Damon, robot puberty, intrepid reporters, and female astronauts.