Congratulations with Chris D'Elia

Congratulations with Chris D'Elia

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51 - Practice Some Be Quiets
Jan 15 • 57 min
It’s the 51st episode! On today’s show, Chris talks about the way people react when you joke about religion. Also discussed: the movie Love and a Bullet, Hawaiian culture, the controversial Emily Ratajkowski ad, “shithole countries”, and more. And of…
50 - Sincy
Jan 8 • 66 min
It’s the 50th episode, wow! On today’s show, Chris talks about Logan Paul and Logan Paul’s dad. Also discussed: how nothing changes when it’s a new year, the current state of comedy, emotional intelligence, WWJD bracelets, meeting 2pac in heaven, the…
49 - Year of the Doesn’t Matter
Jan 1 • 65 min
It’s the 49th episode! On today’s show, Chris talks about New Year’s resolutions. Also discussed: Chinese New Year, the year of the dog, the city of San Diego, drooling more in 2018, and E40. And of course, Chris does TMFUIPOTW and answers a…
48 - Ocean’s 40 (The Christmas Episode)
Dec 25, 2017 • 50 min
It’s the 48th episode! On today’s show, Chris tries to read a Christmas story for The Babies. Also discussed: Ocean’s 8, and a bunch of holiday-related Twitter questions. Tweet your questions and spread the love using the hashtag #congratulationspod…
47 - Tightly Woven Mouthfeel
Dec 18, 2017 • 69 min
It’s the 47th episode! On today’s show, Chris talks about the annoying way people talk about food. Also discussed: The Black Thought freestyle, Mario Batali, Bobby Flay, Emily Ratajkowski, Nikki Glaser, Chris Spencer, feeling lonely during the…
46 - Plain’n’Simp
Dec 14, 2017 • 70 min
It’s the 46th episode! On today’s show, Chris talks about how he doesn’t hate Christmas music. Also discussed: Roy Moore on a horse, Ted Crockett, Chris’s restaurant: Plain’n’Simp, DMX, Elon Musk, and believing in Santa Claus. We name a new elder, and…
45 - The Drool of Baseball
Dec 4, 2017 • 68 min
It’s the 45th episode! On today’s show, Chris talks about the importance of drooling (especially while making love). Also discussed: Mario Lopez & Mark-Paul Gosselaar, reinventing yourself, white kids freestyle rapping, rhyming in general, Ouija…
44 - Wet It Up
Nov 27, 2017 • 75 min
It’s the 44th episode! On today’s show, Chris talks about backflipping robots. Also discussed: getting older and injuries that come with it, Henry Cavill’s mustache, talking to women at the gym, System Of A Down, Fuel, bands with bad names, and Black…
43 - Roll On Your Dolo
Nov 20, 2017 • 68 min
It’s the 43rd episode! On today’s show, Chris discusses being comfortable being alone, AKA: rolling on your dolo. Also discussed: Lavar Ball, Narcos, Blake Shelton, drugs, Daft Punk, Daniel Bedingfield, the song ‘Take A Knee My Ass’, & TMFUIPOTW….
42 - Extaculations Of Amazement
Nov 13, 2017 • 70 min
It’s the 42nd episode! On today’s show, Chris discusses working out, people at the gym, and what they wear. Also discussed: the most ridiculous Trump tweet to date, when people confront Chris in person about social media blocking, & TMFUIPOTW. We…
41 - The Book Of Sega Genesis
Nov 6, 2017 • 66 min
It’s the 41st episode! On today’s show, Chris discusses menu food puns and restaurants that try to be cute. Also discussed: loud talkers, Faces of Death, chris’s childhood friend Morgan, soccer/bicycle kicks, Fahrenheit vs Celsius, Yelp reviewers,…
40 - Filthy Ciggy
Oct 30, 2017 • 64 min
It’s the 40th episode! Daddy is back in LA! On today’s show, Chris discusses the rest of his trip to Australia, and being a foreigner in another country. Also discussed: Kevin Spacey/Anthony Rapp, an idea for what to do with House of Cards, people…
39 - Sultan With A Boner
Oct 24, 2017 • 63 min
It’s the 39th episode! Coming to you from Melbourne! On today’s show, Chris talks about ordering coffee in Australia and the spider he trapped in his hotel bathroom. Also discussed: the voice acting in the new Planet of the Apes movie, wildlife…
38 - Congratulations: Ragnarok
Oct 16, 2017 • 69 min
It’s the 38th episode! On today’s show, Chris talks about guys who get mad at fake boobs. Also discussed: boycotting Wendy’s, Thor: Ragnarok, the Black Panther poster, Andy Serkis, Jean Dujardin, people who drink too much Coca Cola, & TMFUIPOTW….
37 - Steve Q. Jobs
Oct 9, 2017 • 68 min
It’s the 37th episode! On today’s show, Chris talks about when Michael Jordan had that Hitler mustache in the Hayne’s commercial. Also discussed: Firehouse Subs, Mike Pence, Harvey Weinstein, Meryl Streep, Leonard Maltin eating the last piece of…
36 - Dirty Suck
Oct 2, 2017 • 72 min
It’s the 36th episode! On today’s show, Chris talks about the MyPillow guy. Also discussed: doing what you love, people who ask advice writing their instagram captions, sectional pants, speedos, eating way more than your portion, NSYNC, &…
35 - The Comfy Matrix
Sep 25, 2017 • 67 min
It’s the 35th episode! On today’s show, Chris talks about Lenny Kravitz and names another elder! Also discussed: Ma$e, taking a bullet for someone, TV show hosts, making love in the middle of the day, garbage trucks, & TMFUIPOTW. And of course,…
34 - The Beautiful Manuscript
Sep 18, 2017 • 72 min
It is the 34th episode! Guess what: we named our first elder! On today’s show, Chris talks about being a creature of habit. Also discussed: New Jersey diners, Babylon, movies with scrolls in it, clowns aren’t scary, March of the Penguins, Ibexes on a…
33 - Gargle, Gargle
Sep 11, 2017 • 62 min
It is the 33rd episode! On today’s show, Chris talks about crooners and sexism in old songs. Also discussed: Arizona, football towns, statues, cheerleaders, marching bands, music cues in TV, scatting, & TMFUIPOTW. And of course, Chris answers a…
32 - Maurice Micklewhite
Sep 4, 2017 • 70 min
It is the 32nd episode! On today’s show, Chris talks about Jai Alai. Also discussed: No Fear shirts, the new Young Sheldon show, men who post about their wives on social media, old fashioned cars, & Michael Caine’s career. We have skipped…
31 - Fried Butterfly
Aug 28, 2017 • 68 min
It is the 31st episode! On today’s show, Chris talks about how penises are too small on statues. Also discussed: Vin Scully, Dick Vitale, Super Mario Bros theme music, pregnancy photos, the statue of David, a special PSA for naked altruists, &…
30 - Noise Wedding
Aug 21, 2017 • 63 min
It is the 30th episode! On today’s show, Chris talks about harsh noise music. Also discussed: how Asians take too many pictures, the Aliens franchise, today’s solar eclipse, unnecessary Facebook Live videos, having valor, & TMFUIPOTW. And of…
29 - Nashdakota
Aug 15, 2017 • 77 min
It is the 29th episode! On today’s show, Chris talks about the KKK (yeah that’s right). Also discussed: honky tonk music and live music in Nashville in general, an absolutely amazing DM from a fan, Uber drivers who make signs, The Definition of a Cuda…
28 - Vape Olympics
Aug 7, 2017 • 61 min
It is the 28th episode! On today’s show, Chris talks about vaping and how you shouldn’t do it. Also discussed: the responsibility of having dogs and/or kids, a little more info on becoming an elder, escape rooms, NFL players, & TMFUIPOTW. And of…
27 - Queen of the Slammed
Jul 31, 2017 • 69 min
It is the 27th episode! On today’s show, Chris talks about why it is good to make fun of your friends & family. Also discussed: Chris’s experience in Montreal, Chris’s manager, his friend Zack Doncovio who demanded a shoutout, the Fate of the…
26 - 7HRIS
Jul 24, 2017 • 72 min
It is the 26th episode! On today’s show, Chris talks about when people run backwards on the treadmill at the gym. Also discussed: poutine, Comic Con, Drax cosplay, blonde boyfriends, blocking people on twitter, sound effects in rap, Michael Phelps v….
25 - The Story of OJ
Jul 17, 2017 • 51 min
It is the 25th episode! On today’s show, Chris talks about Jay Z and his recent, somewhat anti-semitic rant about real estate. Also discussed: all coffee shops are closed in Albuquerque, being asked by a United employee for his flight receipt, R….
24 - Put a Demon in It
Jul 10, 2017 • 59 min
It is the 24th episode! On today’s show, Chris talks about how much he hates small talk. Also discussed: parking lot tire spikes, drycleaning, the TNT show Will, origin stories in general, and pizza shops. And of course, Chris answers a bunch of…
23 - What a China!
Jul 3, 2017 • 57 min
It is the 23rd episode! Thank you to everybody who watched Man On Fire on Netflix. If you haven’t seen it yet, put it in your queue and watch it. On today’s show, Chris discusses his favorite cab ride of all time. Also discussed: the NBA awards, and…
22 - Europeans Vs. Monsters
Jun 26, 2017 • 61 min
It is the 22nd episode! Back in LA and guess what? Man On Fire comes out TONIGHT on Netflix. Put it in your queue and watch it. On today’s show, Chris discusses how alligators are actually monsters living in the United States. Also discussed: Chris…
21 - Oh I’m Diane I’m So Cool
Jun 20, 2017 • 53 min
It’s the 21st episode, coming to you from NYC! On today’s show, Chris asks whether or not you can put your feet up on stuff. Also discussed: who lives in Albuquerque?, people who watch games on ESPN Classic, the funniest thing Chris thought of this…
20 - Unreal Pants
Jun 13, 2017 • 64 min
We made it to the 20th episode! On today’s show, Chris talks about wearing white pants. Also discussed: more stories about crazy people at the Coffee Bean (surprise!), LL Cool J, the Indy 500, people who like everything, receiving surprise packages,…
19 - Christo.Pher
Jun 5, 2017 • 60 min
Hey babies! It’s the 19th episode! On today’s show, Chris talks about the concept of haters. Also discussed: movie characters and how they aren’t real, the idea that guys just wanna fuck, Bill Maher and his controversy, Kathy Griffin and her…
18 - Shout Out To All The Pear
May 29, 2017 • 53 min
Hey! It’s the 18th episode! Chris is back in LA! On today’s show, Chris talks about Rick Ross. Also discussed: people debating about burgers, guys who rap in public, getting back into Jiu Jitsu with Joel Gerson, Katy Perry & Migos, and a bunch of…
17 - Autopussy
May 22, 2017 • 55 min
Hey! It’s the 17th episode! On today’s show, Chris wonders about the jobs that gay people have. Also discussed: downtime in Toronto, too many shows on the food network, debunking Cooks vs. Cons, watching shows about dinosaurs, hookers, and a bunch of…
16 - Menefreghista
May 15, 2017 • 64 min
Hey! It’s the 16th episode! Happy Mother’s Day. On today’s pod, Chris talks about Steve Harvey’s email. Also discussed: people who wear bibs when they eat stuff, Will Smith, a word that Chris’s dad uses to describe Chris, the problem with people…
15 - Gay Barnacles
May 8, 2017 • 46 min
Hey! It’s the 15th episode, and we’re back in LA! In today’s discussion, Chris talks about the Met Gala. Also discussed: people who talk about loving the rain, robots in movies, liking shoes too much, his Australian seat neighbor on his flight who was…
14 - Twitter!
May 1, 2017 • 55 min
It’s the 14th episode, and we’re still coming to you from rainy Toronto! In today’s discussion, Chris talks about Fyre Festival because of course. Also discussed: Jean Claude Van Damm and his new Twitter account, people who leave voicemails, TED…
13 - The 6
Apr 24, 2017 • 51 min
Hey! It’s the 13th episode, and we’re coming to you from Toronto! In today’s discussion, Chris talks about making things awkward for people, karma vs. energy, Canadian comedy crowds, what it means to actually not give a fuck, Spooky Black, the…
12 - I’m Not Boring
Apr 17, 2017 • 47 min
Hey! It’s the 12th episode! In today’s discussion, Chris jumps back in on the Coachella discussion with a question for ya: y’boring? y’cuda? or are y’dult?. Also discussed: Inspirational Instgram posts, Lil Uzi Vert and his Marilyn Manson necklace,…
11 - The Goat Spider Violin
Apr 10, 2017 • 60 min
Wowie, first ever 11th episode! In today’s discussion, Chris talks about the guy getting dragged off that United Airlines flight. Also discussed: Coachella, Stagecoach, country music, Shania Twain, expensive violins, pet snakes (don’t get ‘em),…
10 - Bonday
Apr 3, 2017 • 58 min
Whoa, it’s the first ever 10th episode! In today’s discussion, Chris talks about BONDAY. #bonday is a fake day that Chris invented to describe people on social media who do nothing. Every day is Bonday for them. Also discussed: Chris’s…
9 - Succinylcholine
Mar 27, 2017 • 65 min
Hey babies! It’s the 9th episode! Wow. In today’s discussion, Chris talks about Peter Thomas, the late voice actor and narrator of Forensic Files. Also discussed: meeting Sinbad, female traffic lights, and bad commercials where people laugh…
8 - Faster Than Light
Mar 20, 2017 • 67 min
Hey babies, rude bwoys and side tings! It’s the 8th episode! In today’s discussion, Chris talks about adults who play board games. Also discussed: registered sex offenders who have bad breath, Neil DeGrasse Tyson, Al Pacino, Asian-American names,…
7 - Sit Down
Mar 13, 2017 • 55 min
Hey babies! It’s the 7th episode! In today’s discussion, Chris talks about pet peeves. Also discussed: Samuel L. Jackson, Chris’s dogs: Sam & Butters, the rapper Stitches, people standing up too soon to board a plane, kangaroos, and how…
6 - Closing Time
Mar 6, 2017 • 58 min
Whoa we made it to the first ever 6th episode! In this week’s episode, Chris discusses robots taking over the workforce and the 1998 song Closing Time by Semisonic. Also in today’s episode: the movie Moneyball, rude people next to you on the…
5 - The Fish Brownie
Feb 27, 2017 • 51 min
First ever 5th episode! In today’s episode Chris talks about who is to blame for the big Oscar mess-up. Also in today’s talk: old people who are happy, restaurants that have different menus for different meals, the evolution…
4 - Babylon
Feb 20, 2017 • 51 min
Hey guys, 4th episode. You really did it. This week Chris talks about liking coffee and trying to eat right. Chris discusses adolescence, geeky teenagers, famous teenagers, and daydreaming about exacting sweet revenge on teenage…
3 - The Future is the Future
Feb 13, 2017 • 47 min
Chris gladly dives in on one of his favorite subjects: people (who aren’t singers) who sing on social media. Other topics on this episode include Lil Yachty & Cee Lo at the Grammys, getting eh’wayyy too many emails, four guys in a convertible,…
2 - Ultra
Feb 6, 2017 • 51 min
Chris discusses something he hates: sports games that end in ties. Other topics on today’s episode: liking Joe Buck, new planes vs. old planes, Tom Hanks, overly sensitive gun owners, Beyoncé (Bey v. Yoncé) and (surprise) 2 things in…
1 - Starting off
Feb 2, 2017 • 44 min
Chris discusses what it means to “be very LA”, the friendship between Kiefer Sutherland and Dennis Haysbert, and texting with his British friend, actor David Fynn.