Hosts of Ascalon - Guild Wars 2 Podcast

Hosts of Ascalon - Guild Wars 2 Podcast

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Two overly enthusiastic fangirls discuss Guild Wars 2. Follow on Twitter @hostsofascalon (HaashTag @haashthetag, Allona @onebigpear) or email [email protected]


HoA050 - Work/Life Balance Patch
Jul 19 • 73 min
HaashTag and Allona have some laughs, get super excited about getting mail, go over the summaries for the recent balance patch, and – yes, your ears aren’t hearing things – that is a budgie you hear in the background periodically.
HoA049 - Gems & the Holograms!
Jun 29 • 62 min
HaashTag and Allona talk dragon bash, the upcoming WvW event, and have a few laughs along the way.
HoA048 - Freestylin’ Smörgåsbord
Jun 1 • 100 min
HaashTag and Allona are on the receiving end of technical shenanigans, answer questions from chat, and get almost nowhere in the show notes.
HoA047 - The Supposed Shortest Show
May 11 • 58 min
HaashTag and Allona have wonderful GW2 timing.
HoA046 - The OG Converter
Apr 28 • 101 min
HaashTag and Allona have a MASSIVE balance patch, a trailer, a new mount announcement, new events, and hot tubs to talk about… let’s get this party started!
HoA045 - Haashtag Has Thoughts™
Mar 30 • 87 min
HaashTag and Allona have a good time chatting generally about ye ol’ GW2… and Super Adventure Box… and the Welcome Back initiative… and Haashtag has MANY thoughts on each and every topic!
HoA044 - One Big Catball
Mar 8 • 78 min
HaashTag and Allona chat about the Warclaw, review the balance patch summaries, and let everyone know how they can share their Love4Arenanet.
HoA043 - A Quieter Honk
Feb 8 • 58 min
HaashTag and Allona sat down to do a reg’lar show when luck and happenstance gifted them surprise guest host, Spirit, from the Relics of Orr podcast! Not only was there a small GW2 update, but GW1 also had news and an update… WHAT YEAR IS THIS?!
HoA042 - The Full Monkey
Jan 26 • 104 min
HaashTag and Allona are joined by special guest, Bootts for this JAM PACKED episode! We have Lunar New Year; we have spoilery All or Nothing thoughts; and finally, the original point of the first episode of the year, we have predictions for GW2! We …
HoA041.5 - Bonus mini show!
Dec 22, 2018 • 29 min
HaashTag and Allona realized they could not let the Living World trailer for All or Nothing go untalked about!
HoA041 - Back in the Roller Beetle Saddle
Dec 14, 2018 • 80 min
HaashTag and Allona return (after too long of a break) to a much more extensive Wintersday release than they anticipated!
HoA040 - Ahai Jahai
Sep 28, 2018 • 85 min
Haashtag, Allona, and Hunter banter on the extreme edges of what most people would consider to be civilized conversation as they discuss Guild Wars 2’s latest update, A Star To Guide Us, Jahai Bluffs, and more!
HoA039 - A Supposed Scepter To Guide Us
Sep 14, 2018 • 84 min
Haashtag, Hunter, and Allona talk about the upcoming Living World episode A Star To Guide Us, crackpot theories, and the usual bickering about details.
HoA038 - You get a chair. You get a chair. Everybody gets a chair!
Sep 1, 2018 • 70 min
HaashTag, Hunter, and Allona celebrate GW2’s 6th anniversary, enjoy some new novelty items, and summarize the recent balance patch… all while sitting on our free chairs!
HoA037 - Guild Wars 2 as Time Allows
Aug 17, 2018 • 59 min
HaashTag, Hunter, and Allona catch up on GW2 news and stuff. Nuthin’ fancy…just chats.
HoA036 - This dat good good yo
Aug 2, 2018 • 73 min
HaashTag, Hunter, and Allona go over their in-game activities, discuss the Festival of the Four Winds patch, and generally give each other a hard time… like ya do.
HoA035 - Long Live the HoA Meetup!
Jul 13, 2018 • 113 min
HaashTag, Hunter, and Allona go over being able to meet in person (fun!), the new living world episode, the balance patch… and that about covers it!
HoA034 - Gird your Loins and Mount your Beetles!
Jun 22, 2018 • 69 min
HaashTag, Hunter, and Allona watched the trailer. HaashTag, Hunter, and Allona had thoughts on the trailer. HaashTag, Hunter, and Allona talk about the trailer! Did you hear there was a trailer? A trailer called Long Live the Lich? Well there was. Also…
HoA033 - Haashbaaaaaaaaaaaaaag and Ballogna
Jun 8, 2018 • 74 min
HaashTag, Hunter, and Allona talk about what they’ve been up to for the past month… MONTH! And also go over the wee bit of news and patch notes for GW2.
HoA032 - The Hillbilly Version
May 11, 2018 • 110 min
HaashTag, Hunter, and Allona review the balance updates and other delightful GW2 happenings.
HoA031 - Boom Shakalaka
Apr 27, 2018 • 83 min
HaashTag, Hunter, and Allona find quite a bit to talk about from a variety of sources. Oh yes… such variety! Things we talked about: Sandswept Isles Reddit thread, List of GW2 podcast…
HoA030 - Glyph Notes
Apr 13, 2018 • 102 min
HaashTag, Hunter, and Allona go over the changes to gathering tools, PAX East, some awesome Twitter threads, and the April Fool`s Day patch notes. Yeah!
HoA029 - HOLY SIT!
Mar 30, 2018 • 87 min
HaashTag, Hunter, and Allona just sit around… chatting about Guild Wars 2. Like we do.
HoA028 - We all deserve waffle day
Mar 11, 2018 • 96 min
HaashTag, Hunter, and Allona go over their spoilerific thoughts on A Bug in the System, recap the patch notes, and (for some reason) are randomly roboty at various parts of the recording. FANTASTIC!
HoA027 - A Bug in the Podcast
Mar 1, 2018 • 53 min
HaashTag, Hunter, and Allona have thoughts on the ‘A Bug in the System’ trailer that they needed to discuss prior to next week’s release. They encountered many technical difficulties… coincidence?!
HoA026 - Allona Goes (Phantasmal) Rogue
Feb 9, 2018 • 127 min
HaashTag, Hunter, and Allona go over the extensive* patch notes and the proposed WvW changes. *Note: Unlike last week, EXTREMELY extensive.
HoA025 - Stoats of Ascalon
Jan 27, 2018 • 89 min
HaashTag, Hunter, and Allona go over the extensive* patch notes and have a lengthy discussion all spawning from a great listener mail. *Note: Not at all extensive
HoA024 - I already said what I had to say about the Storm of Jade Empire Dragon Tempest
Jan 5, 2018 • 109 min
HaashTag, Hunter, and Allona delve into predictions for Guild Wars 2 in 2018 (with some wonderful community prediction submissions as well!) and in-game reflections on the year that was 2017.
HoA023 - Galumphing
Dec 1, 2017 • 116 min
HaashTag, Hunter, and Allona oooh and aaah over Daybreak and discuss the rest of this past Tuesday’s update. (But there’s a lot of ooohing and aaahing.) Also, SPOILERS!
HoA022 - Shove it in your steampipe
Nov 18, 2017 • 102 min
HaashTag, Hunter, and Allona weigh in on the LWS04 teaser trailer, the balance patch, and maybe a little bit about Mountgate. Maybe.
HoA021 - Stranger Thorns
Nov 4, 2017 • 76 min
HaashTag, Hunter, and Allona have more out-of-game GW2 news to chat about this week; PoF soundtrack, fan-designed weapons, and many Good Apples and Grumble Cakes (you guys rock!).
HoA020 - Praise Joko
Oct 20, 2017 • 87 min
HaashTag, Hunter, and Allona dive into The Shadow of the Mad King and discuss the news from the recent patch.
HoA019 - Well this episode is going great…oh, and spoilers BTW
Oct 6, 2017 • 121 min
HaashTag, Hunter, and Allona were more than happy to talk about Path of Fire for an super long time. They forgot to mention spoilers early in the show… so… SPOILERS!
HoA018 - Super Sized PoF Bag!
Sep 21, 2017 • 67 min
HaashTag, Hunter, and Allona relax and enjoy the last show before Path of Fire launches on the 22nd. There was a trailer, some forum posts, some news, and a lot of banter!
HoA017 - PoF the Magic Dragon
Sep 9, 2017 • 84 min
HaashTag, Hunter, and Allona recap the deeper delve we got from Mount Week in addition to other Path of Fire news. NOTE: There was a slight audio glitch about an hour in, new file has been uploaded.
HoA016 - RAPTORZ!!!
Aug 26, 2017 • 85 min
HaashTag, Hunter, and Allona go over their thoughts on the two Path of Fire preview weekends as well as the regular-type news.
HoA015 - This is the News that Never Ends
Aug 11, 2017 • 127 min
HaashTag, Hunter, and Allona were super excited to discuss the Path of Fire expansion announcement, and then we were blessed with a MASSIVE balance patch! Buckle up, friends…it’s gonna be a long one!
HoA014 - The Lore of Orr is Fun to Explore
Jul 27, 2017 • 91 min
HaashTag, Hunter, and Allona enter into ALL the spoilers discussing the season 3 finale! [lie]There was no bickering at any time during this show.[/lie]
HoA013 - Short On Hosts, Long On Bickering
Jul 15, 2017 • 59 min
Hunter and Allona proceed with a show sans HaashTag, Allona forgets to hit record for the first half of the show (sorry about the crappy audio, guys), and there’s some exciting teaser news to discuss! And bickering… always with the bickering.
HoA012 - In PvP Only
Jun 24, 2017 • 75 min
HaashTag, Hunter, and Allona discuss the PvP patch and all the goodies that came with it (hint: llamas)! Hunter also publicly appreciates everyone who does not contact him in-game.
HoA011 - World vs … Whatever, There’s a New Llama!
Jun 10, 2017 • 73 min
HaashTag, Hunter, and Allona play HoA bingo, gush over your Haute of Ascalon fashion contest entries, and recap all the WvW news! Oh, and have you seen the new llama mini? You need to see the new llama mini!
HoA010 - Sword of Balthazar
May 19, 2017 • 99 min
HaashTag, Hunter, and Allona discuss Tuesday’s balance patch changes and announce their first ever contest! As well, HaashTag disbelieves that the Sworn of Balthazar are a thing, Allona concedes minor clipping is preferable to floating with backpieces,…
HoA009 - It’s All Been Spoilers, Baby!
May 6, 2017 • 98 min
HaashTag, Hunter, and Allona went without sleep playing the new episode, Flashpoint, and exploring Draconis Mons to prepare for this week’s show. SACRIFICE AND SPOILERS!
HoA008 - Lifestyles of the Rich and Ascalonian
Apr 21, 2017 • 71 min
HaashTag, Hunter, and Allona chat about the comings and goings of GW2… it’s pretty casual. Also Hunter has a lot of gold. (Outro Credits: “Our Story Begins” Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) - Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 Licens…
HoA007 - The Beard Store
Apr 7, 2017 • 74 min
HaashTag, Hunter, and Allona play SAB, talk about it, go over game updates, and laugh at April Fools patch notes! Show correction: SAB ends on the 20th, not the 19th. (Outro Credits: “Our Story Begins” Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) - Licensed under …
HoA006 - I’m in… fighties
Mar 25, 2017 • 96 min
HaashTag, Hunter, and Allona had a couple discussion requests and an actual email from (wonderful) listeners to keep the GW2 chat a’flowin’! (Intro/Outro Credits: “Hero Theme” and “Our Story Begins” Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) - Licensed under Cre…
HoA005 - KazoooOOooo
Mar 10, 2017 • 70 min
HaashTag, Hunter, and Allona finally have flawless (FLAWLESS!) audio and mostly use it to discuss what they’ve been up to in GW2. They also go over the wee patch from Tuesday and some miscellaneous news. (Intro/Outro Credits: “Hero Theme” and “Our Stor…
HoA004 - Look at me doing math!
Feb 25, 2017 • 105 min
HaashTag, Hunter, and Allona did a TON in game (often the same things, tbh) and, of course, go over many of the updates from this week’s balance patch! (Intro/Outro Credits: “Hero Theme” and “Our Story Begins” Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) - License…
HoA003 - KERMIT FLAIL!
Feb 11, 2017 • 95 min
HaashTag, Hunter, and Allona go through the plentiful and sometimes surprising patch notes for the new Living World episode The Head of the Snake! Note: No story spoilers. (Intro/Outro Credits: “Hero Theme” and “Our Story Begins” Kevin MacLeod (incomp…
HoA002 - It has a shocking secret!
Feb 3, 2017 • 71 min
HaashTag, Hunter, and Allona talk about Lunar New Year, forum posts, Votes of Ascalon survey results, and next week’s new Living World chapter, The Head of the Snake! (Intro/Outro Credits: “Hero Theme” and “Our Story Begins” Kevin MacLeod (incompetech…
HoA001 - We made a thing!
Jan 15, 2017 • 90 min
HaashTag, Hunter, and Allona go into their 2017 GW2 predictions (and work out the bugs – loud then quiet audio alert) for this new podcast thing they’re trying. (Intro/Outro Credits: “Hero Theme” and “Our Story Begins” Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) …