Ostium Podcast

Ostium Hit Half a Million Downloads So Here’s a Special Ostium File For You!

Apr 16 • 3 min

The Ostium Podcast has surpassed 500,000 downloads, a feat none of Team Ostium could ever have believed possible. It is all thanks to you wonderful fans and listeners and we are so appreciative. To celebrate this achievement, we’re releasing this…

Episode 31 - One is Still the Loneliest Number

Apr 7 • 44 min

Monica has found herself back at sort of a square one again: alone in the Ostium Network. So she does what she does best: she starts snooping around. Written and produced by Alex C. Telander. The voice of Monica is performed by Georgia Mckenzie. Sound…

Ostium Season 4 Promo

Mar 31 • 4 min

Ostium Season 4 is coming! Here’s a little teaser to give you an idea of what to expect. The first episode of Season 4 drops next Saturday, April 6th 11:30pm PST. Thanks for listening.

The Complete Ostium Season Three Part Three - Once More Into the Darkness

Mar 24 • 134 min

This super-cut episode was written and produced by Alex C. Telander. The part of Jake is performed by Chris Fletch. The Part of Dave is performed by Alex C. Telander. The music was composed by Chris Fletcher. You can help support Ostium and allow me…

The Complete Ostium Season Three - Part Two

Mar 10 • 107 min

This super-cut episode was written and produced by Alex C. Telander. The part of Monica is performed by Georgia Mckenzie. The music was composed by Chris Fletcher. You can help support Ostium and allow me to pay my actors more and get us to events…

The Complete Ostium Season Three - Part One

Feb 24 • 93 min

This super-cut episode was written and produced by Alex C. Telander. The part of Monica is performed by Georgia Mckenzie. The music was composed by Chris Fletcher. You can help support Ostium and allow me to pay my actors more and get us to events…

Ostium File #73

Feb 10 • 11 min

This Ostium File was written and produced by Alex C. Telander It was performed by Alanna Fox. The music was composed by Chris Fletcher. If you enjoyed this Ostium File, you might consider becoming a patron at patreon.com/ostiumpodcast. For as little…

Ostium File #17

Jan 27 • 10 min

This Ostium File was written and produced by Alex C. Telander It was performed by Sam Joan. The music was composed by Chris Fletcher. If you enjoyed this Ostium File, you might consider becoming a patron at patreon.com/ostiumpodcast. For as little as…

Podcon Announcement

Jan 13 • 1 min

A little announcement about Ostium and Podcon.

Episode 30 - Fade to Black

Dec 23, 2018 • 39 min

Jake makes some big decisions with the help of Dave to make things right in Ostium, but possibly at the cost of their own lives. And we have now, sadly, come to the end of season 3. Hope you enjoyed it. Please keep listening to the whole of this outro…

BONUS! Episode 29 - Syzygy Outtakes

Dec 11, 2018 • 6 min

Because the Ostium Podcast has somehow, unbelievably managed to reached over 400,000 downloads, here’s a bonus for all our wonderful listeners: the outtakes to the latest episode, Episode 29 - Syzygy, which we think turned out to be pretty amusing….

Episode 29 - Syzygy

Dec 9, 2018 • 33 min

The two voices from the other side of the blackness decide to talk to each other. This episode was written and produced by Alex C. Telander. The voice of Jake Fisher was performed by Chris Fletcher. The voice of Dave was performed by Alex C….

Episode 28 - Dark Side of the Moon

Nov 25, 2018 • 41 min

Another voice calls from the other side of the blackness … This episode was written and produced by Alex C. Telander. The voice of Jake Fisher was performed by Chris Fletcher. The music was composed by Chris Fletcher. Drumming for the theme…

Episode 27 - The Other Side

Nov 11, 2018 • 36 min

An unknown voice from the other side … This episode was written, produced and performed by Alex C. Telander. The music was composed by Chris Fletcher. Drumming for the theme song was performed by my brother, Dan Telander, at…

A Couple Announcements

Nov 4, 2018 • 1 min

Hey everyone, Alex C. Telander here. A couple of announcements. First, the Audioverseawards final voting is now going on. This is the last week of voting. I’m up for a writing in an ongoing series award for Ostium, so if you like what I write,…

Episode 26 - Into the Black

Oct 28, 2018 • 43 min

As Monica reaches the end of the story of her relationship with the Ostium Network, she realizes something, then comes up with a plan … This episode was written and produced by Alex C. Telander. The voice of Monica is performed by Georgia…

STOP. RIGHT. NOW.

Oct 27, 2018 • 0 min

THIS IS THE OSTIUM NETWORK. YOU ARE MEDDLING IN MATTERS YOU CANNOT POSSIBLY UNDERSTAND. STOP. RIGHT. NOW.

YOU WILL DESIST!

Oct 21, 2018 • 0 min

YOU WILL DESIST IN YOUR ATTEMPTS TO GAIN ACCESS TO THE OSTIUM NETWORK.

Episode 25 - The Rock

Oct 14, 2018 • 40 min

Monica opens up about the Ostium Network. What went on there. What her purpose was there. How Steve fits into it all. And most importantly … what’s the big deal about the rock of Gibraltar? This episode was written and produced by Alex C….

ANY FURTHER INCURSIONS …

Oct 13, 2018 • 0 min

ANY FURTHER INCURSIONS OF THE OSTIUM NETWORK MUST STOP IMMEDIATELY, AND WILL BE MET WITH HARSH PUNISHMENT.

This is the Ostium Network …

Oct 7, 2018 • 0 min

THIS IS THE OSTIUM NETWORK. AN ATTEMPT HAS BEEN MADE TO INFILTRATE OUR SYSTEM. THIS WILL STOP. NOW.

Episode 24 - Musings of a Tea Drinking Woman

Sep 29, 2018 • 34 min

Things are blown wide open in this episode, as Monica reveals Steve’s origin story, how she came to have a son, her past life, and how she came in contact and began working for an institution known as The Ostium Network. This episode was written and…

Episode 23 - Miss-Direction

Sep 16, 2018 • 35 min

Monica confesses some more about what she did to Jake and how she was able to control him, with a little help. This episode was written and produced by Alex C. Telander. The voice of Monica is performed by Georgia Mckenzie. The voice of Lucy Kimura is…

Special Delivery

Sep 14, 2018 • 16 min

Well, we did it. Actually: you guys did. Ostium has now been downloaded over 300,000 thousand times, which is just mind-blowing. So thank you to everyone who has listened, told a friend about the show, tweeted or left a review, or done anything to…

Episode 22: A Long Time Coming

Sep 2, 2018 • 31 min

Monica delves deeper into her past with the Ostium Network, as well as thinking over the choices she made going through the doors with Jake. This episode was written and produced by Alex C. Telander. The voice of Monica is performed by Georgia…

Episode 21 - The Loneliest Number

Aug 19, 2018 • 39 min

At the beginning of Season 3, Monica is stuck in Ostium and she has no idea how to get out, or even if she can get out. She’s also utterly and completely alone. Guess it’s time to start sharing some Ostium secrets. This episode was written and…

The Complete Ostium Season Two - Part Three

Aug 15, 2018 • 118 min

Welcome to the complete Ostium Season Two. The Complete Ostium Season One (Remastered) is now available in three big parts, and you’ll be getting the same deal with Season Two, releasing TODAY! Giving you the chance to listen to both seasons, just in…

The Complete Ostium Season Two - Part Two

Aug 15, 2018 • 123 min

Welcome to the complete Ostium Season Two. The Complete Ostium Season One (Remastered) is now available in three big parts, and you’ll be getting the same deal with Season Two, releasing TODAY! Giving you the chance to listen to both seasons, just in…

The Complete Ostium Season Two - Part One

Aug 12, 2018 • 102 min

Welcome to the complete Ostium Season Two. The Complete Ostium Season One (Remastered) is now available in three big parts, and you’ll be getting the same deal with Season Two, releasing over the next three weeks, giving you the chance to listen to…

The Complete Ostium Season One (REMASTERED) - Part Three

Jul 29, 2018 • 108 min

Welcome to the complete Ostium Season One (Remastered) - Part Three. I know. That’s a mouthful. So let’s break it up into its separate parts. The Complete Ostium Season One: That’s right, we’re releasing the entire season one without the chit-chat…

The Complete Ostium Season One (REMASTERED) - Part Two

Jul 15, 2018 • 84 min

Welcome to the complete Ostium Season One (Remastered) - Part Two. I know. That’s a mouthful. So let’s break it up into its separate parts. The Complete Ostium Season One: That’s right, we’re releasing the entire season one without the chit-chat…

The Complete Ostium Season One (REMASTERED) - Part One

Jun 30, 2018 • 120 min

Welcome to the complete Ostium Season One (Remastered) - Part One. I know. That’s a mouthful. So let’s break it up into its separate parts. The Complete Ostium Season One: That’s right, we’re releasing the entire season one without the chit-chat…

The Complete EMU (Part Two)

Jun 17, 2018 • 50 min

Welcome to the Complete EMU, Part Two. This second part includes episodes seven through eleven that were released to our patrons during the second season of Ostium. As I said in my introduction to Part One, I’m releasing the complete EMU because…

The Complete EMU (Part One)

Jun 3, 2018 • 79 min

Welcome to the Complete Enigmatic Mysteries of the Unknown, or EMU, as it’s amusingly known. Part One. This first part includes the first six mini episodes that were originally released to patrons during season one, and then released to everyone…

Episode 20 - Once More with Feeling

May 20, 2018 • 63 min

Jake doesn’t know what’s happened, where he is, or what this is all for. And then he does recognize himself, and realizes this is where everything comes to a climax. This is the second wave of the storm, much worse than the first. Written and…

Ostium File #144

May 13, 2018 • 10 min

In celebration of the Ostium Twitter account hitting 1000 followers, here’s a very special release of Ostium File #144 for everyone to enjoy. If you enjoy this episode, you can get lots more Ostium Files by supporting Ostium on Patreon, as well as…

Episode 19 - Home by the Sea

May 6, 2018 • 39 min

Jake and Monica are taken back in time - they think - to a place out of Jake’s past: a house he has fond memories of that has now become a veritable house of horrors. This is the eye of the storm where things are anything but calm. Written and…

Episode 18 - People in Glass Houses

Apr 21, 2018 • 36 min

Jake is really worried that something’s very wrong with him. He and Monica travel through a door and, as per Jake’s prediction, it is the future where there are some very strange things in stall for them. Thank you so much for listening and see in you in…

Episode 17 - Rapa Nui

Apr 8, 2018 • 27 min

While Jake starts to doubt his sanity for the fir…

Episode 16 - Ancient Ones

Mar 25, 2018 • 34 min

In this new episode of Ostium, the happy couple t…

Episode 15 - Columbia

Mar 11, 2018 • 46 min

Jake is starting to sleep a little better now, bu…

Episode 14 - Voyager

Feb 25, 2018 • 32 min

Jake begins the episode talking about something c…

Episode 13 - Anjikuni

Feb 11, 2018 • 33 min

Jake learns he’s started having some pretty serio…

Ostium Files Teaser

Jan 28, 2018 • 2 min

Here are the first couple minutes of the premier …

Episode 12 - Cultum Ossium

Jan 28, 2018 • 37 min

At the beginning of the episode, Monica unwinds a…

Episode 11 - A Crack in the Edge of the World, Part Two

Jan 14, 2018 • 43 min

Kicking off Ostium Season 2, in “Episode 11: A Cr…

Stocking Up (Monica’s Version)

Dec 31, 2017 • 13 min

Jake and Monica decide the need a little break fr…

Stocking Up (Jake’s Version)

Dec 17, 2017 • 12 min

Jake and Monica decide the need a little break fr…

Ostium Season 1 Outtakes

Dec 10, 2017 • 11 min

You don’t always get it right on the first take. …

The Music of Ostium Season One

Dec 3, 2017 • 25 min

Here’s your complete soundtrack to Ostium Season …

Season 1 Musicology Part Two

Nov 19, 2017 • 18 min

The second of a two-part series on the musicology…

Season 1 Musicology Part One

Nov 5, 2017 • 18 min

The first of a two-part series on the musicology …

Ten Questions with Alex

Oct 22, 2017 • 8 min

In the final of the four-part “Ten questions” ser…

Ten Questions with Sara

Oct 22, 2017 • 7 min

In the third of the four-part “Ten questions” ser…

Ten Questions with Georgia

Oct 8, 2017 • 7 min

In the second of the four-part “Ten questions” se…

Ten Questions with Chris

Oct 8, 2017 • 8 min

In the first of the four-part “Ten questions” ser…

EMU 6 - The End of the Beginning

Sep 24, 2017 • 12 min

In the final EMU mini episode of the season, Dave…

EMU 5 - Transatlanticism

Sep 10, 2017 • 27 min

In this latest installment from EMU, Dave recount…

Musings on the Map Table

Aug 27, 2017 • 10 min

While Monica is still enjoying some shuteye, Jake…

Nighttime Blues

Aug 13, 2017 • 16 min

Jake has some introspective thoughts after his sh…

The Crinkle in the Wrapper

Aug 6, 2017 • 9 min

In this mini episode, Monica has some introspecti…

Save the Clock Tower

Jul 16, 2017 • 18 min

Having recently arrived at this strange town call…

EMU 4 - The Beginning of the End

Jul 2, 2017 • 15 min

In the fourth installment of Enigmatic Mysteries …

EMU 3: Revelations

Jun 18, 2017 • 16 min

In the third installment of Enigmatic Mysteries o…

EMU 2: Lost

Jun 4, 2017 • 15 min

Dave has some more secrets and personal details t…

EMU 1: In the Beginning

May 20, 2017 • 16 min

Welcome to the Ostium offseason. In the first min…

Episode 10 - A Crack in the Edge of the World, Part One

May 7, 2017 • 46 min

In the Ostium Season One finale, “A Crack in the …

Episode 9 - Avalon

Apr 23, 2017 • 35 min

Jake and Monica are ready to venture through Door…

Episode 8 - Back to the Future

Apr 9, 2017 • 33 min

In the beginning of Episode 8 - Back to the Futur…

Episode 7 - Visitors

Mar 26, 2017 • 37 min

In Episode 7, Jake and Monica face off with some …

Episode 6 - Dialogues

Mar 12, 2017 • 23 min

In Episode 6, Jake and Monica sit down over a goo…

Ostium Episode 5 - A.W.O.L.

Feb 26, 2017 • 34 min

In Episode 5: A.W.O.L. listeners get to meet a ne…

Episode 4 - First Contact

Feb 11, 2017 • 31 min

In Episode 4 - First Contact, Jake learns about s…

Episode 3 - 38°20’N, 17°15’W

Jan 28, 2017 • 36 min

Jake travels back to Ostium, this time with some …

Episode 2 - CROATOAN

Jan 14, 2017 • 30 min

In Episode 2, Jake Fisher finally gets inside the…

Episode 1 - Population Zero

Jan 1, 2017 • 27 min

In the debut episode of the Ostium podcast, liste…

Ostium Teaser Number Three

Dec 30, 2016 • 0 min

The third and final Ostium teaser for Season 1. E…

Ostium Teaser Number Two

Dec 17, 2016 • 1 min

In the second Ostium teaser, listeners get to hea…

Ostium Teaser Number One

Dec 2, 2016 • 0 min

The first teaser for a new podcast called Ostium …