Ostium Podcast

Ostium Podcast

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BONUS! Episode 29 - Syzygy Outtakes
Dec 11 • 6 min
Because the Ostium Podcast has somehow, unbelievably managed to reached over 400,000 downloads, here’s a bonus for all our wonderful listeners: the outtakes to the latest episode, Episode 29 - Syzygy, which we think turned out to be pretty amusing….
Episode 29 - Syzygy
Dec 9 • 33 min
The two voices from the other side of the blackness decide to talk to each other. This episode was written and produced by Alex C. Telander. The voice of Jake Fisher was performed by Chris Fletcher. The voice of Dave was performed by Alex C….
Episode 28 - Dark Side of the Moon
Nov 25 • 41 min
Another voice calls from the other side of the blackness … This episode was written and produced by Alex C. Telander. The voice of Jake Fisher was performed by Chris Fletcher. The music was composed by Chris Fletcher. Drumming for the theme…
Episode 27 - The Other Side
Nov 11 • 36 min
An unknown voice from the other side … This episode was written, produced and performed by Alex C. Telander. The music was composed by Chris Fletcher. Drumming for the theme song was performed by my brother, Dan Telander, at…
A Couple Announcements
Nov 4 • 1 min
Hey everyone, Alex C. Telander here. A couple of announcements. First, the Audioverseawards final voting is now going on. This is the last week of voting. I’m up for a writing in an ongoing series award for Ostium, so if you like what I write,…
Episode 26 - Into the Black
Oct 28 • 43 min
As Monica reaches the end of the story of her relationship with the Ostium Network, she realizes something, then comes up with a plan … This episode was written and produced by Alex C. Telander. The voice of Monica is performed by Georgia…
STOP. RIGHT. NOW.
Oct 27 • 0 min
THIS IS THE OSTIUM NETWORK. YOU ARE MEDDLING IN MATTERS YOU CANNOT POSSIBLY UNDERSTAND. STOP. RIGHT. NOW.
YOU WILL DESIST!
Oct 21 • 0 min
YOU WILL DESIST IN YOUR ATTEMPTS TO GAIN ACCESS TO THE OSTIUM NETWORK.
Episode 25 - The Rock
Oct 14 • 40 min
Monica opens up about the Ostium Network. What went on there. What her purpose was there. How Steve fits into it all. And most importantly … what’s the big deal about the rock of Gibraltar? This episode was written and produced by Alex C….
ANY FURTHER INCURSIONS …
Oct 13 • 0 min
ANY FURTHER INCURSIONS OF THE OSTIUM NETWORK MUST STOP IMMEDIATELY, AND WILL BE MET WITH HARSH PUNISHMENT.
This is the Ostium Network …
Oct 7 • 0 min
THIS IS THE OSTIUM NETWORK. AN ATTEMPT HAS BEEN MADE TO INFILTRATE OUR SYSTEM. THIS WILL STOP. NOW.
Episode 24 - Musings of a Tea Drinking Woman
Sep 29 • 34 min
Things are blown wide open in this episode, as Monica reveals Steve’s origin story, how she came to have a son, her past life, and how she came in contact and began working for an institution known as The Ostium Network. This episode was written and…
Episode 23 - Miss-Direction
Sep 16 • 35 min
Monica confesses some more about what she did to Jake and how she was able to control him, with a little help. This episode was written and produced by Alex C. Telander. The voice of Monica is performed by Georgia Mckenzie. The voice of Lucy Kimura is…
Special Delivery
Sep 14 • 16 min
Well, we did it. Actually: you guys did. Ostium has now been downloaded over 300,000 thousand times, which is just mind-blowing. So thank you to everyone who has listened, told a friend about the show, tweeted or left a review, or done anything to…
Episode 22: A Long Time Coming
Sep 2 • 31 min
Monica delves deeper into her past with the Ostium Network, as well as thinking over the choices she made going through the doors with Jake. This episode was written and produced by Alex C. Telander. The voice of Monica is performed by Georgia…
Episode 21 - The Loneliest Number
Aug 19 • 39 min
At the beginning of Season 3, Monica is stuck in Ostium and she has no idea how to get out, or even if she can get out. She’s also utterly and completely alone. Guess it’s time to start sharing some Ostium secrets. This episode was written and…
The Complete Ostium Season Two - Part Three
Aug 15 • 118 min
Welcome to the complete Ostium Season Two. The Complete Ostium Season One (Remastered) is now available in three big parts, and you’ll be getting the same deal with Season Two, releasing TODAY! Giving you the chance to listen to both seasons, just in…
The Complete Ostium Season Two - Part Two
Aug 15 • 123 min
Welcome to the complete Ostium Season Two. The Complete Ostium Season One (Remastered) is now available in three big parts, and you’ll be getting the same deal with Season Two, releasing TODAY! Giving you the chance to listen to both seasons, just in…
The Complete Ostium Season Two - Part One
Aug 12 • 102 min
Welcome to the complete Ostium Season Two. The Complete Ostium Season One (Remastered) is now available in three big parts, and you’ll be getting the same deal with Season Two, releasing over the next three weeks, giving you the chance to listen to…
The Complete Ostium Season One (REMASTERED) - Part Three
Jul 29 • 108 min
Welcome to the complete Ostium Season One (Remastered) - Part Three. I know. That’s a mouthful. So let’s break it up into its separate parts. The Complete Ostium Season One: That’s right, we’re releasing the entire season one without the chit-chat…
The Complete Ostium Season One (REMASTERED) - Part Two
Jul 15 • 84 min
Welcome to the complete Ostium Season One (Remastered) - Part Two. I know. That’s a mouthful. So let’s break it up into its separate parts. The Complete Ostium Season One: That’s right, we’re releasing the entire season one without the chit-chat…
The Complete Ostium Season One (REMASTERED) - Part One
Jun 30 • 120 min
Welcome to the complete Ostium Season One (Remastered) - Part One. I know. That’s a mouthful. So let’s break it up into its separate parts. The Complete Ostium Season One: That’s right, we’re releasing the entire season one without the chit-chat…
The Complete EMU (Part Two)
Jun 17 • 50 min
Welcome to the Complete EMU, Part Two. This second part includes episodes seven through eleven that were released to our patrons during the second season of Ostium. As I said in my introduction to Part One, I’m releasing the complete EMU because…
The Complete EMU (Part One)
Jun 3 • 79 min
Welcome to the Complete Enigmatic Mysteries of the Unknown, or EMU, as it’s amusingly known. Part One. This first part includes the first six mini episodes that were originally released to patrons during season one, and then released to everyone…
Episode 20 - Once More with Feeling
May 20 • 63 min
Jake doesn’t know what’s happened, where he is, or what this is all for. And then he does recognize himself, and realizes this is where everything comes to a climax. This is the second wave of the storm, much worse than the first. Written and…
Ostium File #144
May 13 • 10 min
In celebration of the Ostium Twitter account hitting 1000 followers, here’s a very special release of Ostium File #144 for everyone to enjoy. If you enjoy this episode, you can get lots more Ostium Files by supporting Ostium on Patreon, as well as…
Episode 19 - Home by the Sea
May 6 • 39 min
Jake and Monica are taken back in time - they think - to a place out of Jake’s past: a house he has fond memories of that has now become a veritable house of horrors. This is the eye of the storm where things are anything but calm. Written and…
Episode 18 - People in Glass Houses
Apr 21 • 36 min
Jake is really worried that something’s very wrong with him. He and Monica travel through a door and, as per Jake’s prediction, it is the future where there are some very strange things in stall for them. Thank you so much for listening and see in you in…
Episode 17 - Rapa Nui
Apr 8 • 27 min
While Jake starts to doubt his sanity for the fir…
Episode 16 - Ancient Ones
Mar 25 • 34 min
In this new episode of Ostium, the happy couple t…
Episode 15 - Columbia
Mar 11 • 46 min
Jake is starting to sleep a little better now, bu…
Episode 14 - Voyager
Feb 25 • 32 min
Jake begins the episode talking about something c…
Episode 13 - Anjikuni
Feb 11 • 33 min
Jake learns he’s started having some pretty serio…
Ostium Files Teaser
Jan 28 • 2 min
Here are the first couple minutes of the premier …
Episode 12 - Cultum Ossium
Jan 28 • 37 min
At the beginning of the episode, Monica unwinds a…
Episode 11 - A Crack in the Edge of the World, Part Two
Jan 14 • 43 min
Kicking off Ostium Season 2, in “Episode 11: A Cr…
Stocking Up (Monica’s Version)
Dec 31, 2017 • 13 min
Jake and Monica decide the need a little break fr…
Stocking Up (Jake’s Version)
Dec 17, 2017 • 12 min
Jake and Monica decide the need a little break fr…
Ostium Season 1 Outtakes
Dec 10, 2017 • 11 min
You don’t always get it right on the first take. …
The Music of Ostium Season One
Dec 3, 2017 • 25 min
Here’s your complete soundtrack to Ostium Season …
Season 1 Musicology Part Two
Nov 19, 2017 • 18 min
The second of a two-part series on the musicology…
Season 1 Musicology Part One
Nov 5, 2017 • 18 min
The first of a two-part series on the musicology …
Ten Questions with Alex
Oct 22, 2017 • 8 min
In the final of the four-part “Ten questions” ser…
Ten Questions with Sara
Oct 22, 2017 • 7 min
In the third of the four-part “Ten questions” ser…
Ten Questions with Georgia
Oct 8, 2017 • 7 min
In the second of the four-part “Ten questions” se…
Ten Questions with Chris
Oct 8, 2017 • 8 min
In the first of the four-part “Ten questions” ser…
EMU 6 - The End of the Beginning
Sep 24, 2017 • 12 min
In the final EMU mini episode of the season, Dave…
EMU 5 - Transatlanticism
Sep 10, 2017 • 27 min
In this latest installment from EMU, Dave recount…
Musings on the Map Table
Aug 27, 2017 • 10 min
While Monica is still enjoying some shuteye, Jake…
Nighttime Blues
Aug 13, 2017 • 16 min
Jake has some introspective thoughts after his sh…
The Crinkle in the Wrapper
Aug 6, 2017 • 9 min
In this mini episode, Monica has some introspecti…
Save the Clock Tower
Jul 16, 2017 • 18 min
Having recently arrived at this strange town call…
EMU 4 - The Beginning of the End
Jul 2, 2017 • 15 min
In the fourth installment of Enigmatic Mysteries …
EMU 3: Revelations
Jun 18, 2017 • 16 min
In the third installment of Enigmatic Mysteries o…
EMU 2: Lost
Jun 4, 2017 • 15 min
Dave has some more secrets and personal details t…
EMU 1: In the Beginning
May 20, 2017 • 16 min
Welcome to the Ostium offseason. In the first min…
Episode 10 - A Crack in the Edge of the World, Part One
May 7, 2017 • 46 min
In the Ostium Season One finale, “A Crack in the …
Episode 9 - Avalon
Apr 23, 2017 • 35 min
Jake and Monica are ready to venture through Door…
Episode 8 - Back to the Future
Apr 9, 2017 • 33 min
In the beginning of Episode 8 - Back to the Futur…
Episode 7 - Visitors
Mar 26, 2017 • 37 min
In Episode 7, Jake and Monica face off with some …
Episode 6 - Dialogues
Mar 12, 2017 • 23 min
In Episode 6, Jake and Monica sit down over a goo…
Ostium Episode 5 - A.W.O.L.
Feb 26, 2017 • 34 min
In Episode 5: A.W.O.L. listeners get to meet a ne…
Episode 4 - First Contact
Feb 11, 2017 • 31 min
In Episode 4 - First Contact, Jake learns about s…
Episode 3 - 38°20’N, 17°15’W
Jan 28, 2017 • 36 min
Jake travels back to Ostium, this time with some …
Episode 2 - CROATOAN
Jan 14, 2017 • 30 min
In Episode 2, Jake Fisher finally gets inside the…
Episode 1 - Population Zero
Jan 1, 2017 • 27 min
In the debut episode of the Ostium podcast, liste…
Ostium Teaser Number Three
Dec 30, 2016 • 0 min
The third and final Ostium teaser for Season 1. E…
Ostium Teaser Number Two
Dec 17, 2016 • 1 min
In the second Ostium teaser, listeners get to hea…
Ostium Teaser Number One
Dec 2, 2016 • 0 min
The first teaser for a new podcast called Ostium …