Pauly Shore's Random Rants

Pauly Shore's Random Rants

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Yo brozz! It’s not really a podcast, it’s just me…
Episode 71
Oct 14 • 54 min
Hanging out my hotel room in serious cues New York playing the old diamond letting go and having fun silly Willy
Episode 70
Oct 11 • 31 min
Hanging out in Albanene upstate New York letting you guys know about the structure of my One man Show also staying super positive and I’m excited for my short Sin City psycho
Episode 69 feeling better
Oct 8 • 23 min
Hey guys thanks for all the awesome emails I’m definitely feeling better wanted to update you on what was going on take a listen I’m at peace
Episode 68
Oct 5 • 31 min
Recently had some more drama in my life my sister passed I’ve hit bottom recently I need to have a baby and start a new family you guys are my fans this podcast is to you
067 - Life Is Good… New Sketch Ideas Comin’
Sep 20 • 30 min
Yo. Just here talking to you guys, enjoying life, talking about how I come up with my sketch ideas… good vibezzzz, broooo!
066 - Comedians, The Comedy World, My Life Currently
Sep 12 • 31 min
Laying down and talking about my thoughts on the comedy world, and just life in general. I’m tired. Goodnight.
065 - Labor Day / Malibu / Current Projects
Sep 2 • 29 min
Happy Labor Day, doooooodz. Today I’m talking about my last vacation in Malibu and what I’m currently working on. Stay tuned for more…
065 - Insomnia. Can’t Sleep It’s The Middle of The Morning
Aug 23 • 97 min
You know how sometimes you can’t sleep so you gotta speak to someone? So I’m speaking to you guys! Talking about Family, How Wild Trump is and his cronies, and I’m FINALLY on top of my social media platforms.
064 - Letting it all hang out on a Friday Night
Aug 11 • 28 min
Latest episode of Pauly Shore’s Random Rants
063 Just another Friday night letting it all hang out
Aug 4 • 0 min
Hung out with some friends felt like Tune some Rance tonight talking about my new projects coming up the future of PAULY SHORE
062 - My Voyage Overseas to Israel and Moscow
Aug 3 • 54 min
I recently went overseas for some spiritual awakening, visited the wailing wall/western wall, wore my yarmulke, and went off to hang out with Vlademer Puten in Moscow, drank wodka, and hung out with the sexy russian babes.
061 hanging out Pacific beach
Jul 3 • 20 min
It’s Fourth of July we can you guys hang out in Pacific beach San Diego doing the Rance from the condo today was a good day feeling good starting to let go
060 - Surviving Off My Real Estate
Jun 25 • 25 min
Dudes trying to downsize, get into semi retirement mode. But not before I sell my six-part documentary series “Stands Alone” broozz. Tweet at Netflix, Showtime, Hulu and PornHub.
059 - Anthony Bourdain Killed Himself. Not Cool.
Jun 10 • 33 min
It’s been a pretty crazy weekend. Anthony Bourdaine, as you know, killed himself. Suicide has been on the rise so I talk about that and other things in this next episode of Pauly Shore’s Random Rants. Just low-key kicking back
058 - Buried my friend Gary in Vegas
Jun 3 • 29 min
Thank you so much for being there for me. I really needed this rant tonight. I’m totally burnt out. I just buried my friend Gary in Vegas. Just got back from Idaho too. Thank you for being my friend
057 - LeBron James Is Scared Of Me
May 30 • 16 min
Taking it easy tonight. Lying on the daybed at my Four-Plex having fun telling stories about my exes and about how I attacked LeBron James
056 - Saying Goodbye to my friend Gary
May 29 • 40 min
This episode is a tribute to my friend Gary Garfinkel who recently passed away from brain cancer. The world is going to be a different place without you in it. I love you Gary and I’ll always love you. You were not only a great friend, you were an amazing…
055 - Solo Mission on Saturday Night
May 20 • 39 min
I’m looking for a new assistant. My old Assistant Jacob is taking off and I had to let the buttery fly fly. All good things must come to an end.
054 - I Think I Have A Great Idea
May 3 • 11 min
It’s time to put together a one man show of the last 15 years of my life. Take a listen, let me know.
053 - My buddy JB Ended His Life / Spent time with Jim Carey
Apr 28 • 21 min
Crazy day. Wow. You never know what life brings you, and today was a odd one .
052 - Mom Passed
Apr 19 • 15 min
Dealing with the passing of Mom best as I can. What a crazy experience. She was a legend to most, but to me she was my Mom. She’s at peace now and so am I.
051 - Banging At The 4-Plex
Mar 17 • 22 min
Webcam babes are making the cash 💰
050 - Swimming With The Pigs
Dec 30, 2017 • 24 min
This is my last rant before 2018! It’s pretty sweet. Love you guys. Happy New Years!
049 - The Big Apple / Trump’s Report Card
Dec 18, 2017 • 25 min
Vacationing and seeing old friends in NYC. Evaluating Trump after one year. Getting ready for 2018!
048 - Holiday Season Is A Weird Time
Dec 11, 2017 • 16 min
Took a break around the holidays, but I’m back and better than ever. Earth to stoners, come in stoners!
047 - Personal stuff / Women In My Life
Jul 26, 2017 • 24 min
Very raw and uncensored. I’m just telling you how I feel today. About relationships, my Mom, and much, much more.
046 - Moving to Thailand
Jun 30, 2017 • 22 min
I’m really happy for comics that are making a lot of money just for talking on a stage. I know how to capture Kim Jung Un. And I’m considering moving to Thailand. I think I’d fit in there…
045 - Talked to Mike Tyson / Trump Spatched
May 18, 2017 • 29 min
Had a nice call with Mike Tyson and his wife Kiki. Was feeling kinda depressed today so I took the day off. New show on Crackle. Love you all :)
044 - Coffee Maker Broke / My New Show is on Crackle
May 12, 2017 • 25 min
Ups and downs, just like always. Excited my podcast interview show finally premiered on Crackle. I’m the new Seinfeld!
043 - My Sister Had Surgery / Captured With Bobby Lee
Apr 10, 2017 • 22 min
I’m back home in the Four-Plex. All alone tonight and getting very personal. Enjoy 😳
042 - Bye Bye Birdy / Baby Powder My Balls
Apr 4, 2017 • 32 min
Not sure how I feel about the fact that my gay masseuse that got mad at me for not letting him jerk me off. Also, I’ve discovered a new balls maintenance method
041 - Bobby Lee’s Penis / Enjoy your Saturday
Apr 1, 2017 • 36 min
I had fun recording this one. Trump Wiezed into the White House and I’m in charge of the chicken fingers!
040 - Gotta lose 10 lbs / Dinner with my ex-gf
Mar 16, 2017 • 22 min
Rise and grind, brozz. Early bird catches the Wiezel.
039 - Missing My Ex
Mar 8, 2017 • 23 min
The grass isn’t always greener
038 - Matza balls & Kelly Anne Conway
Mar 1, 2017 • 22 min
Food for the soul is what I needed to make me feel better. Jewish soup is super yum. Kelly Anne Conway’s hot. She can deflect any question. I’d love to be next to her, not in a sexual way. Would love to grab a drink with her and get hammered and talk…
037 - Kids today / Black dudes and white chicks
Feb 17, 2017 • 21 min
I thought I was wild when I was a kid. Nothing like today. Twitter should change their name to Clitter. Black penises are gorgeous, they’re like sea serpents in the sky
036 - Kirk Fox is getting married!
Feb 15, 2017 • 35 min
If the ostrich can settle down and get married, so can the Wiez
035 - Joe Rogan & I are friends / Adam Sandler is king
Feb 7, 2017 • 29 min
I shed a tear tonight. Had some alone time with sweet Joe. No one can stop Adam Sandler. May the force be with Jew
034 - Ban all Wiezelz
Jan 29, 2017 • 20 min
Spatch, spatch, super spatch! Not cool brozz
033 - I’m burnt / Mexico & US should pay for the wall
Jan 27, 2017 • 21 min
I’m like a piece of toast. My chest needs to be scraped, and my toe jam needs to be cleaned out. I think Mexico and the US should go dutch on the wall
032 - Trump is our PREZ / Dad turns 90
Jan 22, 2017 • 32 min
I still can’t believe the orange baboon is our President. He’s so wild. Happy 90th, Dad
031 - Neal Brennan on Netflix / Dad’s 90th bday at The Comedy Store
Jan 20, 2017 • 28 min
Encore, encore! Way to go Neal. You’re Netflix special was very unique, just like your posture. Dad’s 90th birthday.
030 - Sara Patti
Jan 14, 2017 • 21 min
Sara Patti is the number one fan of Random Rants. She emails me often at paulyrants@gmail.com. Love you Patti melt
029 - Saying bye to Obama
Jan 10, 2017 • 20 min
Loved him even though I never met him. Thank you for being you. See ya in Hawaii where we’ll smoke some ganja. Michelle, waddup gurrrl
028 - Wrongfully Accused / Golden Globes
Jan 9, 2017 • 17 min
I wanna party with dudes that were wrongfully accused for crimes they didn’t commit. I want to get them wasted and laid. Yet another year I won’t be going to the Golden Globes. Not cool brozzz
027 - President elect
Jan 4, 2017 • 28 min
Red baboon, what’s up brozz? Talk to me. Have you banged any interns yet on the same desk that Bill did Monica? Cmon brozz, you’re lagging
026 - Dad’s 90th birthday
Jan 3, 2017 • 24 min
Let’s all give a round of applause for my Dad Sammy Shore. He’s outlived us all. Getting ready for his 90th birthday. God bless him
025 - Bye to 2016 / Koren Spa
Dec 31, 2016 • 22 min
So long, suckazz. Dude, why is your pee pee so small? Love looking at asian men naked
024 - My Christmas in Gilbert
Dec 26, 2016 • 26 min
Had such an awesome time with Allie Boo Boo and her family. Thank you for taking me in and showing me love. Son In Law 2016
023 - Buffalo hotel / Life before the Internet
Dec 17, 2016 • 30 min
I’m living large, brozz. Love fluffy hotel rooms on the road. Life was easier back in the day where our brains were all mush
022 - Girlfriend’s for Christmas / Buffalo
Dec 17, 2016 • 28 min
Here comes Santa Claus, here comes Santa Claus. Coming to Gilbert, AZ. OJ was great on the Bills
Episode 21 - Prison shows / Naps
Dec 10, 2016 • 21 min
Obsessed with MSN Lock Up. Definitely makes me feel better about my living situation. If two dudes can live in harmony in a 5x7 ft jail cell, I can live in my four plex just fine. I’m tired, goodnight.
020 - My NYC trip was trippy
Dec 8, 2016 • 15 min
Thank you so much for letting me bite into your big apple. Love the city. NYC is my second home
019 - The real deal
Dec 3, 2016 • 26 min
There’s fakes and posers. People that are not transparent. This one’s the real deal
018 - Feeling it
Nov 29, 2016 • 19 min
Yeah dawg, let’s do this. I got my mojo back, looking for some dojo
017 - Looking Back
Nov 25, 2016 • 15 min
Mmmmmm. I like what I see. The past is quite bright
016 - Fly over states
Nov 23, 2016 • 14 min
Where’s my swamp people at? Love the tertiary markets. The towns in between the small towns. Carneys with moles on their necks. Love these peeps
015 - Frustrated with my stand up
Nov 19, 2016 • 16 min
I’ve been doing this for over 25 years and I’m still trying to figure it out. Stand up is very fragile
014 - Feeling good
Nov 18, 2016 • 16 min
I’m in my happy place. Super fuzzy. All I need is some cocoa
012 - Steve Bannon
Nov 14, 2016 • 13 min
Hiel Hitler Hiel Hitler
011 - My Life Now / More Trump
Nov 12, 2016 • 18 min
I’m just the average Joe, traveling town to town peddling my comedic goods. I can’t believe the red baboon’s our president. God help us all…
010 - Trump
Nov 9, 2016 • 15 min
Bye you guyz, it was nice knowing you. I’m moving to Canada
009 - Night before the election
Nov 8, 2016 • 12 min
I’m scared. I’m really scared. But then fuck it
008 - San Antonio Airport
Nov 6, 2016 • 22 min
Everyone’s staring at me. Stop looking at me, you guyz. I’m just trying to rant to my fans. I need a margarita
007 - What’s in my head
Oct 29, 2016 • 14 min
You definitely have to hear this one. The stuff that’s in my head is quite bizarre
006 - Life before the Internet
Oct 26, 2016 • 14 min
It was so much easier. Our brains were mush
005 - Glass half full / Traveling
Oct 21, 2016 • 17 min
I’m alive. I can walk and breathe. Doing better than most. Gotta get out to the people. My happy place
004 - Clinton vs Trump / Middle America
Oct 14, 2016 • 17 min
It’s like the thrilla in Manila. Her versus him. What’s gonna happen? Who’s gonna win? Hillary don’t diss the fly over states
003 - What I’ve been up to / Allie Boo Boo
Oct 14, 2016 • 21 min
I’m the average Joe, just hanging out with my sweet babe Allie Boo Boo doing our thing
002 - Caitlyn Jenner / Social Media / Gym
Oct 14, 2016 • 19 min
I’m all confused. I don’t know what to do. Everyone’s going cray cray!
001 - Welcome to Random Rants!
Oct 14, 2016 • 13 min
I got rants in my pants and I got to get em to your ear lobes, brozz! Welcome, this is from me to you. Let’s do this!