Pauly Shore's Random Rants

Pauly Shore's Random Rants

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Yo brozz! I’m ranting from my crusty Fourplex about living alone and whatever is on my mind. Comedy. Family. Music. Pop culture. Politics. Sex. Social media. Plus, meet random special guests from around LA and Silver Lake that I invite to my house. Random Rants is now a video podcast, filmed Big Brother style, so be sure to subscribe on YouTube: http://bit.ly/subPaulyShore


Whitney Cummings Wants to Have My Baby | Pauly Shore’s Random Rants 114
Dec 4 • 33 min
Episode 114. My friend, comedian Josh Martin is in the Fouplex. Whitney Cummings wants to have my baby, doodzzz (message us on social and let us know what you think). What’s the crusty crew up to for the holidays? Josh and I are going to Indiana. We…
Thanksgiving with Sandy | Pauly Shore’s Random Rants 113
Nov 28 • 32 min
Episode 113. Special Thanksgiving episode from the Fourplex featuring my friend, comedian Sandy Danto. He’s having the whole crusty crew over for dinner with his family, brozz. We talk about what we’re thankful for. Plus, “Son in Law” is a family-friendly…
Kaepernick and LA Weed Cafes | Pauly Shore’s Random Rants 112
Nov 22 • 31 min
Episode 112. We’re back from Family Feud hiatus, brozz. Kenny and Bill are back in the Fourplex. Ranting about LA weed cafes (Lowell Cafe), “my condolences” blow jobs, Colin Kaepernick’s NFL workout, my Nash Bridges experience, ultimate gay cage fighting,…
Halloween Face Tattoos? | Pauly Shore’s Random Rants 111
Oct 17 • 31 min
Episode 111. Anyone want to get a face tattoo for Halloween like Aaron Carter? I can’t wait for Halloween to check out all the scantily clad babezzz! It’s the only holiday where it’s acceptable for women to do whatever the hell they want…. IT’S AWESOME!!…
Ellen DeGeneres Gets Bush | Pauly Shore’s Random Rants 110
Oct 17 • 29 min
Episode 110. Yo Dooodzz we’re ranting the crusty Fourplex about Stephen Baldwin getting Justin Bieber financing Bio Dome 2!! It’s a no brainer, right? His daughter just married the Biebs!! I started traveling with my water dildo so the TSA can hold it up…
Cannabis dildos? Anyone? | Pauly Shore’s Random Rants 109
Oct 3 • 29 min
Episode 109. Yo brozz, back ranting from with Larry David (Bill is back!). Talking about sex and getting educated on dp with my friend Jen. The Fourplex is great for shooting porn. Cannabis cookies, gummies and dildos, anyone? Plus, I can’t stop watching…
“Climate Change is Real Dooodz and Black is The New Wiez!” - Pauly Shore’s Random Rants 108
Sep 23 • 30 min
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“Ranting with Celebrity Guest Star Larry David” - Pauly Shore’s Random Rants 107
Sep 12 • 30 min
Went to the Alec Baldwin Roast dooooodzz! No sign of Steven! ~ Please don’t try to FaceTime me ~ How many people love free samples?! ––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––– SUBSCRIBE: https://bit.ly/2JQUj6n Listen to New Episodes of “Random Rants”…
“Living Alone and How Homeless Millennials Beat The System” - Pauly Shore’s Random Rants 106
Sep 3 • 29 min
This episode got a little weird even for me! Kressy was there, my hipster friend George @georgespits @llamabeatscrew my new DJ friend in on it, and Anah @anahboat. But that’s what Random Rants is about doooodzz! We go more into living alone and how…
“Dave Chapelle is Boldly Going Where no Comic Has Gone” - Pauly Shore’s Random Rants 105
Aug 28 • 29 min
Dave Chapelle and Donald Trump are the only two people who can say and do the things that they do and somehow get away with it! Check out Dave’s new Netflix special ~ also with my sexy pharmacist and Eliza Winn ranting at the Crusty Fourplex!…
“Once Upon a Time in PAULYWOOD” - Pauly Shore’s Random Rants 104
Aug 21 • 31 min
Just got back form New York City, had fun on FOX NEWS! No, I’m not a racist, but I do love watermelon, but not as much as I love Quentin Tarantino’s new movie, “Once Upon a Time in Hollywood”. Thank you Leo, Brad, and Quentin, for putting this SPECTACULAR…
“Hanging Out With Marshmallow In Vegas” - Pauly Shore’s Random Rants 103
Aug 5 • 30 min
Still partying with Krusty Crew in Silverlake after my crazy Vegas trip getting kicked out of the Dj booth at the Palms. Also, what we NEVER see on Instagram! ––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––– SUBSCRIBE: https://bit.ly/2JQUj6n Listen to New…
“Vote For The Rock in 2020!” - Pauly Shore’s Random Rants - 102
Jul 31 • 30 min
Yo dudezz! Today I’m randomly ranting about why our president Donald Trump didn’t ask me to be his trim coordinator, and how no one’s going to defeat Donald Trump in 2020 except for THE ROCK ~ And being happy with what you have, not what you don’t have.…
RANDOM RANTS #101
Jul 25 • 25 min
Welcome to Random Rants #101 with Pauly Shore! In this episode: Pauly is joined by a cast of characters. Pauly has some thoughts on Mueller, Dance party gets re-mixed, and Pauly flips out on producer Jason.
Random Rants #100
Jul 20 • 33 min
This week Pauly finds a new producer for the show, rants about technology, sex, groceries, and answers fan mail!
“Going to Saudi Arabia” - Pauly Shore’s Random Rants - 99
Jul 15 • 32 min
Yo dudezz! I just got back from Saudi Arabia! Boy was that something different! Take a watch to this last rant that should make you appreciate what you have a lot more. ––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––– SUBSCRIBE: https://bit.ly/2JQUj6n…
“Neighbors Complained I Porked Too Loud” | Pauly Shore’s Random Rants - 94
Jun 3 • 28 min
Yo Brozz, I’m Ranting from the Fourplex! This week I talk about the NBA Finals, not cool baristas, and my neighbor get pissed that I was porkin to loud. ––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––– SUBSCRIBE: https://bit.ly/2JQUj6n Listen to New…
“Saying Goodby to My Father, the Legend Sammy Shore” | Pauly Shore’s Random Rants 93
Jun 3 • 37 min
Yo brozz! I’m Ranting from the Fourplex. My Dad recently passed and I wanted to dedicate this episode to him. He was an amazing father, an amazing comedian, and an amazing man. I’ll carry on your legacy while you’re chillin up in Heaven, I’ll be down here…
“Almost Died in Vegas Dudez/Livin With Life Choices” | Pauly Shore’s Random Rants - 92
Jun 3 • 29 min
Yo brozz! Ranting from the Fourplex, this week I’m talking about my near death experience in Las Vegas, and living with you career decisions. Also, I dont know if I should cut my hair. What do you guys think?…
Pauly Shore’s Random Rants - 91 “Getting Older/Second Hand People Problemz Brozz”
May 9 • 33 min
Yo brozz! Im Ranting from the Fourplex, trying to be left alone but I gotta deal with Second Hand people problems like Loud Cars and Babies on Planes. I also got a new invention! Check it out! ––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––– SUBSCRIBE:…
Pauly Shore’s Random Rants - 90 “Worst Part of Death/Makin Breafast on Cinco De Mayo”
May 8 • 36 min
Yo Brozz! Ranting form the Fourplex while makin some grub! I dress up for Cinco De Mayo, make breakfast before flyin to Vegas, and talk some UFC. Check it out dudez! ––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––– SUBSCRIBE: https://bit.ly/2JQUj6n Listen…
Pauly Shore’s Random Rants - 89 “Timing is Off at the Fourplex/Ranting About Social Media”
May 2 • 29 min
Yo brozz! Ranting from The Fourplex again. feeling a little off today, but I get into Social Media, Instagram Models, and why Millennials need to put the phone down! ––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––– Listen to audio episodes of Random Rants…
Pauly Shore’s Random Rant’s - 88 “I’m Not Interested in Seeing Avengers/LA Homeless are Wild Doodzz”
May 2 • 34 min
Yo Brozz! I’m Ranting from the Fourplex again! This time I talk about Homeless People in LA, the Avengers, and why my skin doesn’t look crusty! Check it out ––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––– Listen to audio episodes of Random Rants podcast…
Pauly Shore’s Random Rants - 87 “Night Time in the Fourplex/My New Pillow Idea”
May 2 • 26 min
Yo Brozz! I’m Ranting from the Fourplex again, this time after the sun has gone down. I talk my new invention, Trailblazers vs OKC, Safe Sex, and have another dance party! Check it out! ––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––– Listen to audio…
Pauly Shore’s Random Rants - 86 “Easter With My Filipino Neighbors/Wrapping My New Movie GuestHouse”
May 2 • 31 min
Ranting from the Fourplex about Instagram Models getting mad when dudes like me compliment them, wrapping my new movie, and my Filipino Neighbors filled my belly brozz! Don’t forget to SUBSCRIBE for new Random Rants…
Pauly Shore’s Random Rants - 85 “Enjoy the Now Brozz/Don’t Call Your Band ___ Boys”
May 2 • 30 min
Ranting from the Fourplex about how bands should wear makeup or masks and never call themselves Boys, Tiger Woods is back dudez, and Jussie Smollett stole my idea. Good thing too… ––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––– SUBSCRIBE:…
Pauly Shore’s Random Rants - 84 “My Hair is Getting Super Crusty/I Paid for My Son to get into USC”
May 2 • 27 min
New episode of Random Rants, Ranting from the Fourplex about how crusty, frizzy, and dried out my hair is. Also, I recently I got my son accepted to USC, even though he has never taken the SAT, but I paid for it Brozz!…
Pauly Shore’s Random Rants - 83 “Fire in the Fourplex/1 Year Anniversary of Mom’s Passing”
Apr 11 • 26 min
This episode on Pauly Shore’s Random Rants…I’m ranting from the Fourplex about how I almost accidentally burned down my place! I talk Mom’s passing. Crazy it’s already been a year. Love you Mom! You’re with me everyday.…
Random Rants 82 “Appreciating Life from the Fourplex”
Apr 8 • 28 min
Yo brozz! Another episode of Random Rants podcast, now with video! I talk about getting older, Nascar, and the miracle of life! How little brozz are made. ––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––– SUBSCRIBE: https://bit.ly/2JQUj6n Listen to New…
Episode 81 - “Messin with my Filipino Neighbors/Trump Scared of Biden”
Apr 8 • 27 min
Random Rants has video now! Come watch me Rant from the Fourplex brozz! Instead of Big Brother, now its Big Weasel! This is where I actually live. This is the real deal. Check it out!
Episode 80 - “I don’t Know What This One’s About”
Feb 22 • 47 min
Giving you guys more information about my upcoming movie “Guest House”, upcoming shows, and everything Wiez.
Episode 079 - “Back in the Saddle, Late Night Flowin’”
Feb 9 • 43 min
Talking about my trip to Mexico, visiting my dad for his 92nd birthday, and grocery shopping for fruit and veggies!
Episode 078 - “Feeling Myself in Corpus Christi”
Jan 19 • 20 min
First podcast of 2019, brozzzz! Broadcasting live (sort of) near Donald Trump’s wall… Not cool, dooodz. Talking about trying to get a Netflix special, an upcoming shift in my life, and banging out projects with the Crusty Crew.
Episode 077 - “Saying Goodbye to 2018”
Dec 29, 2018 • 31 min
Talking about a whole bunch of cool stuff, feeling really good tonight laying it all out . Have a great New Year’s be safe guys
Episode 076 - ” I Survived Christmas, You Survive Christmas and Had a Great Time”
Dec 26, 2018 • 34 min
When I do my Podcasts, I don’t really do a diary but this was more like a diary of my Christmas day. If you want to know what Pauly Shore did play-by-play for Christmas this is what it was.
Episode 075 - “Getting Ready for Christmas”
Dec 23, 2018 • 32 min
This episode is not too exciting…but I’m definitely letting you know where I’m at. As of today, everybody is out of LA I’m alone here but then again I’m with me so I’m not alone
Episode 074 - Slowly wrapping up the year, it’s getting close to Christmas
Dec 12, 2018 • 19 min
Laying the land of upcoming weeks. Guess what dudes? I got a movie. I play a squatter, Trump’s going down, bros! Lock her up! Lock her up! Lock her up!
Episode 073 - “Big Week with the Midterms”
Nov 5, 2018 • 52 min
Wieze the vote! Midterms are coming up, brozzz. Talked to my 91-year-old dad Sammy Shore. God bless him. My tour is leaving Denver and heading to the Dirty South.
Episode 072 - “Halloween on a School Night”
Nov 1, 2018 • 26 min
Halloween is a spooky night! Talking about staying in this Halloween, how I used to go to the Playboy parties, and the Landing Patch Bible.
Episode 071 - “Disjointed Episode”
Oct 14, 2018 • 55 min
Hanging out my hotel room in Syracuse, New York, playing the old diamond, letting go, and having fun silly willy.
Episode 070 - “Sin City Psycho”
Oct 11, 2018 • 31 min
What’s up, doods! Hanging out in Albany, New York letting you guys know about the structure of my one-man show and staying super positive. Also, I’m excited for my short Sin City Psycho!
Episode 069 - “I’m Feeling Better”
Oct 8, 2018 • 23 min
Hey, guys. Thanks for all your awesome emails. I’m definitely feeling better and wanted to update you on what was going on with me. I’m definitely at peace. Take a listen!
Episode 068 - “My Sister Passed Away”
Oct 5, 2018 • 31 min
Recently had more drama in my life. My sister Sandi Shore passed away and I’ve hit bottom. I feel as though I need to have a baby and start a family. Thank you to all of my fans. This podcast is to you.
Episode 067 - “Life Is Good and New Sketch Ideas Are Comin’”
Sep 20, 2018 • 30 min
Yo! Just here talking to you guys, enjoying life, and talking about how I come up with my sketch ideas. Good vibezzzz, broooo!
Episode 066 - “Comedians, the Comedy World, and My Life Currently”
Sep 12, 2018 • 31 min
What’s up, guys. I’m lying down and talking about my thoughts on the comedy world and just life in general.
Episode 065 - “Labor Day, Malibu, and Current Projects”
Sep 2, 2018 • 29 min
Happy Labor Day, doooooodz! Today I’m talking about my last vacation in Malibu and what I’m currently working on. Stay tuned for more!
Episode 064 - “Insomnia. Can’t Sleep and It’s The Middle of the Morning”
Aug 23, 2018 • 97 min
You know how sometimes you can’t sleep, so you gotta speak to someone? That’s me right now. Talking about family, how wild Trump and his cronies are, and I’m FINALLY on top of my social media platforms!
Episode 063 - “Letting It All Hang Out on a Friday Night”
Aug 11, 2018 • 28 min
Yo, broooz! Talking about drinking, our weird infatuation with serial killers, and being satisfied in my apartment.
Episode 062 - “Just Another Friday Night, Letting It All Hang Out”
Aug 4, 2018 • 0 min
Hung out with some friends and felt like doing some rants. Tonight I’m talking about my new projects coming up and the future of PAULY SHORE!
Episode 061 - “My Voyage Overseas to Israel and Moscow”
Aug 3, 2018 • 54 min
I recently went overseas for some spiritual awakening. Visited the Western Wall, wore my yarmulke, and went off to hang out with Vladimir Putin in Moscow where I drank vodka and hung out with the sexy Russian babes.
Episode 060 - “Hanging Out in Pacific Beach”
Jul 3, 2018 • 20 min
It’s Fourth of July with the Wiez, doodz! I’m hanging out at Pacific Beach in San Diego and doing the rants from the condo. Today was a good day! Feeling good and starting to let go.
Episode 059 - “Surviving Off My Real Estate”
Jun 25, 2018 • 25 min
Dudes, I’m trying to downsize and get into semi-retirement mode. First, I gotta before I sell my six-part documentary series “Stands Alone”, broozz! Tweet at Netflix, Showtime, Hulu and PornHub!
Episode 058 - “Anthony Bourdain Killed Himself. Not Cool.”
Jun 10, 2018 • 33 min
It’s been a pretty crazy weekend. As you know,Anthony Bourdain killed himself. Suicide has been on the rise, so I talk about that and other things in this next episode. Just low-key kicking back.
Episode 057 - “Buried My Friend Gary in Vegas”
Jun 3, 2018 • 29 min
Thank you so much for being there for me. I really needed this rant tonight. I’m totally burnt out. I just buried my friend Gary in Vegas. Just got back from Idaho, too. Thank you for being my friends.
Episode 056 - “LeBron James Is Scared of Me”
May 30, 2018 • 16 min
Taking it easy tonight. Lying on the daybed at my four-plex. I’m having fun telling stories about my exes and about how I attacked LeBron James.
Episode 055 - “Saying Goodbye to My Friend Gary”
May 29, 2018 • 40 min
This episode is a tribute to my friend Gary Garfinkel who recently passed away from brain cancer. The world is going to be a different place without you in it. I love you, Gary and I always will. You were not only a great friend, you were also an amazing…
Episode 054 - “Solo Mission on Saturday Night”
May 20, 2018 • 39 min
I’m looking for a new assistant. My old assistant Jacob is taking off and I had to let that butterfly fly away. All good things must come to an end, I suppose.
Episode 053 - “I Think I Have a Great Idea”
May 3, 2018 • 11 min
It’s time to put together a one-man show of the last 15 years of my life. Take a listen. Let me know.
Episode 052 - “My Buddy JB Ended His Life. I Spent time with Jim Carrey”
Apr 28, 2018 • 21 min
Crazy day. Wow. You never know what life brings you and today was an odd one .
Episode 051 - “Mom Passed”
Apr 19, 2018 • 15 min
Dealing with the passing of Mom as best I can. What a crazy experience. She was a legend to most, but to me she was my Mom. She’s at peace now and so am I.
Episode 050 - “Banging At The 4-Plex”
Mar 17, 2018 • 22 min
Webcam babes are making the cash, broooz! 💰
Episode 049 - “Swimming With the Pigs”
Dec 30, 2017 • 24 min
This is my last rant before 2018! It’s pretty sweet. Love you guys. Happy New Year!
Episode 048 - “The Big Apple and Trump’s Report Card”
Dec 18, 2017 • 25 min
Vacationing and seeing old friends in NYC. Evaluating Trump after one year. Getting ready for 2018!
Episode 047 - “Holiday Season Is a Weird Time”
Dec 11, 2017 • 16 min
Took a break around the holidays, but I’m back and better than ever. Earth to stoners! come in, stoners!
Episode 046 - “Personal Stuff and Women in My Life”
Jul 26, 2017 • 24 min
Very raw and uncensored. I’m just telling you how I feel today about relationships, my mom, and much, much more.
Episode 045 - “Moving to Thailand”
Jun 30, 2017 • 22 min
I’m really happy for comics who are making a lot of money just for talking on a stage. It’s pretty crazy. I know how to capture Kim Jung Un. Also, I’m considering moving to Thailand. I think I’d fit in there.
Episode 044 - “Talked to Mike Tyson and Trump Spatched”
May 18, 2017 • 29 min
Had a nice call with Mike Tyson and his wife Kiki. Was feeling kinda depressed, so I took the day off. Whatever though, you guys. I still want you to check out my new show on Crackle! Love you all :)
Episode 043 - “Coffee Maker Broke and My New Show Is on Crackle”
May 12, 2017 • 25 min
Ups and downs, just like always. Excited my podcast interview show finally premiered on Crackle. I’m the new Seinfeld! What’s the deal with that, brozzz?!
Episode 042 - “My Sister Had Surgery and Captured with Bobby Lee”
Apr 10, 2017 • 22 min
I’m back home in the Four-Plex. I’m alone tonight and I’m getting very personal😳. Enjoy.
Episode 041 - “Bye Bye Birdy and I Baby Powder My Balls”
Apr 4, 2017 • 32 min
Not sure how I feel about the fact that my gay masseuse got mad at me for not letting him jerk me off. Not cool, bro. Not into it. Spatch. Also, I’ve discovered a new maintenance method for my balls.
Episode 040 - “Bobby Lee’s Penis and Enjoy Your Saturday”
Apr 1, 2017 • 36 min
I had fun recording this one. Trump Wiezed into the White House and I’m in charge of the chicken fingers at the Comedy Store. Extra crispy, brozzz!
Episode 039 - “Gotta Lose 10 Lbs and Dinner With My Ex”
Mar 16, 2017 • 22 min
Rise and grind, brozz! Early Bird Catches the Wiez.
Episode 038 - “Missing My Ex”
Mar 8, 2017 • 23 min
The grass isn’t always greener, you guys. Seriously.
Episode 037 - “Matzah Balls and Kellyanne Conway”
Mar 1, 2017 • 22 min
Food for the soul is what I needed to make me feel better. Jewish soup is super yum, you guys. Kellyanne Conway’s hot too, right? She can deflect any question. I’d love to be next to her, not in a sexual way, either. Would love to grab a drink with her…
Episode 036 - “Kids Today, Black Dudes and White Chicks”
Feb 17, 2017 • 21 min
I thought I was wild when I was a kid but, dude, I was nothing like today’s kids. Twitter should change their name to Clitter. Also, black penises are gorgeous. They’re like sea serpents in the sky.
Episode 035 - “Kirk Fox Is Getting Married!”
Feb 15, 2017 • 35 min
If the Ostrich can settle down and get married, so can the Wiez.
Episode 034 - “Joe Rogan & I Are Friends and Adam Sandler Is King”
Feb 7, 2017 • 29 min
I shed a tear tonight, you guys. Had some alone time with sweet baby Joe. Also, no one can stop Adam Sandler. May the force be with Jew!
Episode 033 - “Ban All Wiezelz”
Jan 29, 2017 • 20 min
Trump! Wtf, bro? Spatch, spatch, super spatch! Not cool, dude.
Episode 032 - “I’m Burnt and Mexico & US Should Pay for the Wall”
Jan 27, 2017 • 21 min
I’m like a piece of toast. My chest needs to be scraped, and my toe jam needs to be cleaned out. Gnarly, right? I think Mexico and the US should go Dutch on the wall.
Episode 031 - “Trump Is Our Prez and Dad turns 90”
Jan 22, 2017 • 32 min
I still can’t believe the orange baboon is our president. He’s so wild, you guys. Happy 90th, Dad. I love you.
Episode 030 - “Neal Brennan on Netflix and Dad’s 90th Bday at The Comedy Store
Jan 20, 2017 • 28 min
Encore! Encore! Way to go, Neal. You’re Netflix special was very unique, just like your posture. Dad’s 90th birthday is going to be awesome.
Episode 029 - “Sara Patti”
Jan 14, 2017 • 21 min
Sara Patti is the number-one fan of Random Rants. She emails me often at [email protected] Love you, Patti Melt.
Episode 028 - “Saying Bye to Obama”
Jan 10, 2017 • 20 min
Loved him even though I never met him. Thank you for being you, Barry. See ya in Hawaii where we’ll smoke some ganja, doood. Michelle. Whaddup, gurrrl?!
Episode 027 - “Wrongfully Accused and the Golden Globes”
Jan 9, 2017 • 17 min
I wanna party with dudes who were wrongfully accused for crimes they didn’t commit. I want to get them wasted and laid, dude. Yet another year I won’t be going to the Golden Globes. Not cool, brozzz!
Episode 026 - “President-Elect”
Jan 4, 2017 • 28 min
Orange baboon! What’s up, bro? Have you banged any interns yet on the same desk that Bill banged Monica or what? Talk to me. C’mon, bro. You’re lagging.
Episode 025 - “Dad’s 90th Birthday”
Jan 3, 2017 • 24 min
Let’s all give a round of applause for my dad Sammy Shore! He’s gonna outlive us all. Getting ready for his 90th birthday. God bless him.
Episode 024 - “Bye to 2016 and Korean Spas”
Dec 31, 2016 • 43 min
So long, suckazz! Dude, why is your pee-pee so small? I love looking at naked Asian men, brozz!
023 - “My Christmas in Gilbert”
Dec 26, 2016 • 26 min
Had such an awesome time with Allie Boo Boo and her family. Thank you for taking me in and showing me love. Son in Law 2016!!!
Episode 022 - “Buffalo Hotel and Life Before the Internet”
Dec 17, 2016 • 30 min
I’m living large, brozz! I Love fluffy hotel rooms on the road. Life was easier back in the day before our brains were all mush. Not cool, doodz!
Episode 021 - “Girlfriend’s for Christmas and Buffalo”
Dec 17, 2016 • 28 min
Here comes Santa Claus, here comes Santa Claus, coming to Gilbert, AZ. OJ was great on the Bills.
Episode 20 - “Prison Shows and Naps”
Dec 10, 2016 • 21 min
Obsessed with MSN Lock Up. Definitely makes me feel better about my living situation. If two dudes can live in harmony in a 5x7 ft jail cell, I can live in my four-plex just fine. I’m tired. Goodnight.
Episode 019 - “My NYC Trip Was Trippy”
Dec 8, 2016 • 15 min
Thank you so much for letting me bite into your big apple. Love the city! NYC is my second home.
Episode 018 “The Real Deal”
Dec 3, 2016 • 26 min
There’s fakes and posers, people who are not transparent. But his one’s the real deal.
Episode 017 - “Feeling It”
Nov 29, 2016 • 19 min
Yeah, dawg! Let’s do this. I got back my mojo and I’m looking for a dojo… brooo!
Episode 016 - “Looking Back”
Nov 25, 2016 • 15 min
Mmmmmm, I like what I see. The past is quite bright.
Episode 015 - “Fly-Over States”
Nov 23, 2016 • 14 min
Where’s my swamp people at?! Love the tertiary markets. (That means third-tier, bro.) The towns in between the small towns. Carnies with moles on their necks. Love these peeps.
Episode 014 - “Frustrated with My Stand Up”
Nov 19, 2016 • 16 min
I’ve been doing this for over 25 years, you guys. And guess what, I’m still trying to figure it out. Stand up is very fragile.
Episode 013 - “Feeling Good”
Nov 18, 2016 • 16 min
I’m in my happy place. Super fuzzies, you guyz. All I need is some cocoa. Yum yum, brooz.
Episode 012 - “Steve Bannon”
Nov 14, 2016 • 13 min
Heil Hitler! Heil Hitler!
Episode 011 - “My Life Now and More Trump”
Nov 12, 2016 • 18 min
I’m just the average Joe, traveling town-to-town, peddling my comedic goods. I can’t believe the red baboon’s our president. That’s DEFINITELY not cool. God help us all!
Episode 010 - “Trump”
Nov 9, 2016 • 15 min
Bye, you guyz. It was nice knowing you. I’m moving to Canada. Maple syrup, brozz!
Episode 009 - “Night Before the Election”
Nov 8, 2016 • 12 min
I’m scared, really scared. But then again… fuck it. What happens, happens. Regardless, you guys are my fans and I am your Wiez!
Episode 008 - “San Antonio Airport”
Nov 6, 2016 • 22 min
Everyone’s staring at me. Not cool, dood! I’m just trying to rant to my fans. I need a margarita.
Episode 007 - “What’s in My Head”
Oct 29, 2016 • 14 min
You definitely have to hear this one. The stuff that’s in my head is quite bizarre.
Episode 006 - “Life Before the Internet”
Oct 26, 2016 • 14 min
It was so much easier before the internet. Now, our brains are mush. Not cool, doodz!
Episode 005 - “Glass Half Full and Traveling”
Oct 21, 2016 • 17 min
I’m alive. I can walk and breathe. Doing better than most. Gotta get out to the people because that’s my happy place.
Episode 004 - “Clinton vs Trump and Middle America”
Oct 14, 2016 • 17 min
It’s like the “Thrilla in Manila”. Her versus him. What’s gonna happen? Who’s gonna win? Hillary don’t diss the fly over states!!!
Episode 003 - “What I’ve Been up to and Allie Boo Boo”
Oct 14, 2016 • 21 min
I’m the average Joe, just hanging out with my sweet babe Allie Boo Boo. We’re just doing our thing.
Episode 002 - “Caitlyn Jenner, Social Media, and the Gym”
Oct 14, 2016 • 19 min
I’m all confused and I don’t know what to do. Everyone’s going cray cray!
Episode 001 - “Welcome to Random Rants!”
Oct 14, 2016 • 13 min
I got rants in my pants and I gotta get ‘em to your ear lobes, brozz! Welcome. This is from me to you. Let’s do this!