Boy Friends is back and I promise you, baby, we'll never leave you hanging like that again. More of the same this week as we discuss: 1) unspeakable horror; 2) the future of humanity; and 3) the Good Dinosaur. Links to materials mentioned during the show:…

Joseph: Let me just clarify this again, is this episode going to come out before or after the election? Machrus: [WRONG, WRONG, WRONG, WRONG, WRONG] Sorry we missed a week, I (Machrus) was out of town for work. This episode was recorded over a week ago…

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SETTING: A dark and stormy night in an abandoned Pyongyang warehouse. RECEPTIONIST: Mr. Reznor, the Chairman will see you now. CHAIRMAN OF THE WORKERS’ PARTY OF KOREA, KIM JONG UN: Very good, TRENT. I see you have succeeded in your mission. (TRENT pulls a…

PREVIOUSLY, ON BOY FRIENDS: Joseph was too enthusiastic and sustained an injury. Machrus was too patriotic and exposed his national pedigree. What metric do you use to measure your social lubricants? Who pockets the wealth from this project? When will…

10/09/2016 Dear [APPLICANT], Congratulations on securing placement in BF University’s highly prestigious Masters in Farrier Science program. Please find attached your schedule for the semester. MONDAY WEEK 1 - 10/09/2016 10:00 - 10:05 | LAWS 202:…