Collision Shack

Collision Shack

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Hosts Travis Flesher and Elijah Martin will like to fill your ear holes with some quality comedy.


56 | Cum on his Coke Nail
Oct 1 • 51 min
WAIT! Don’t click off yet, we know the title is extremely bad, but it’s just that it’s the most indicative of the content in this episode. It’s still a funny episode, I promise. After you get over the title it’s actually quite enjoyable audio. Although we…
55 | Garbage Eatin’ Woman
Sep 17 • 53 min
You are a pile of steaming hot garbage. You piece of excrement, you are seriously producing more than one ziplock of trash every three years? Wtf is wrong with you? Why do you want our planet to suffer then perish? Smh Show Notes Page:…
54 | The Grappling pp
Sep 3 • 44 min
It’s a bird! It’s a plane! It’s… it’s GrapplePeen! With his incredible GrapplePenis™️, he can launch himself across any distance to save the day! Like now, he’s… he just blew someone’s head open with his Grapple Dick… Follow baby as she navigates the…
53 | Corn Guy Chronicles
Aug 27 • 48 min
Corn Guy Corn Guy Corn Guy Corn Guy Corn Guy Corn Guy Corn Guy Corn Guy Corn Guy Corn Guy Corn Guy Corn Guy Corn Guy Corn Guy Corn Guy Corn Guy Corn Guy Corn Guy Corn Guy Corn Guy Corn Guy Corn Guy Corn Guy Corn Guy Corn Guy Corn Guy Corn Guy Corn Guy…
52 | I’m your servant… release the chains
Aug 20 • 45 min
3Boys, ladies and gentleman, we are here to present: BABY UP, BABY DOWN VOL. II Follow baby as she navigates the treacherous waters of brown carpeted stairs and cysts enveloping her body Show Notes Page: https://www.collisionshack.com/52 Video is Better.…
51 | The Krazy-Jokes Matryoshka Nesting Chest
Aug 13 • 47 min
333 88 222 55 999 88 666 Show Notes Page: https://www.collisionshack.com/51 Video is Better. Join us on Patreon and get a video version of the podcast, exclusive content, and a STICKER! Patreon: https://cshak.xyz/patreon Listen Everywhere Apple Podcasts:…
50 | Sony is a *** Terrible Company
Aug 6 • 47 min
Use one word to fill in all of the blanks: “_______ in my eyes” “Pools of my bloody ______” “ I want to _____ all over you and your friends” Get the correct word for a free prize! (S+H rates apply) Show Notes Page: https://www.collisionshack.com/50 Video…
49 | The Limbo
Jul 30 • 49 min
You’ve arrived at limbo. There is no way in, there is no way out. There only is. Of course, I can bring you back to your reality… for a price…. $11.99 + taxes and fees. That’s it! Do you have paypal? Show Notes Page: https://www.collisionshack.com/49…
48 | Mike, Get Outta my Head!
Jul 23 • 45 min
The Boombox Holiday has been tradition for years. If only the new kids in town appreciated why it’s important. Now we’re all doomed. Now we- HEY EVERYONE ITS BARNACLE BROCCOLI, here again to SHOW YOU THE LIGHT Show Notes Page:…
47 | Mind-Control Reality TV
Jul 16 • 53 min
It’s me! Willy Winchester, here with my secret Winchester fortune! Will you be the first to unlock the mystery’s of my — MIND CONTROLLED. My amazing backstory distracted you for long enough to mind control you dead Show Notes Page:…
46 | Dartha Gordon
Jul 9 • 49 min
“The Truth? You were never gonna sell me those Khakis anyway. I was always going to use my MindBoom to dissolve your brain matter. There simply isn’t a reality in which you made it out of this situation unscathed. Hard to hear, I know. I’ll see you in the…
45 | Are you Horny from This?
Jul 2 • 50 min
Welcome back to the wonderful world of Porn MLMs! You have a bunch of weird fetishes you need catered to discretely but with care? Maybe you just like regular porn, but need a convenient way to get it. Maybe you have a friend who needs a gift or is…
44 | PEEnut butter and SMELLy
Jun 25 • 50 min
Hello everybody, and welcome back to Baby Up, Baby Down 2019. Right now we are coming back to Travis’ dog Baby, who is looking down the stairs with longing, terror, and pure want in her eyes. Place your bets now as to what you think Baby will do! Show…
43 | The Kay Jeweler Shop Below
Jun 18 • 47 min
You see that lemonade shop? It’s owner is criminal undercover as a cop undercover as a lemonade stand salesperson. But what his next victim doesn’t realize is that he’s not selling lemonade… he’s selling The Twilight Zone. Show Notes Page:…
42 | Sticky Walls and Slippery Halls
Jun 11 • 46 min
Welp, it’s that time of year again: SUMMER! This summer episode smash has all of your favorite summer thrills and spills: Blind Hedgehog Racing, Baseball Bat Smelling, Who Killed Avery?, And more! Tune in to 98.2 to soak up the sun with our summer themed…
41 | 12” Stinker
May 28 • 53 min
You walk into your friends room. The walls are painted a different color, it startles you. “No.. Not again!” is all you remember saying before your mind went blank and your sub-conscious took over. When you awake, you find yourself lost in a blighted…
40 | Grandpa’s a #BossBabe
May 21 • 45 min
Is it a Bird? Is it a Plane? No! It’s Allergy Man and he’s carrying his special blend of Anti-Histamines and Arsenic. Hope you’re not allergic! Show Notes Page: https://www.collisionshack.com/40 Video is Better. Join us on Patreon and get a video version…
39 | Orphan Snax
May 14 • 60 min
The funny thing about Michelangelo and Michelangelo’s “David” is that it’s extremely hard to tell them apart. Like, shockingly difficult. So just remember that next time you are planning on murdering one of them Show Notes Page:…
38 | Serial Killer: Salesman of the Year
May 7 • 46 min
Jobs, jobs, jobs! Are you looking for a position in a professional environment? With cheery co-workers, job growth opportunity, and on-the-job training? Then apply to be a God! One of our five God positions has just recently been vacated, and YOU might be…
37 | The Big Presentation and How it was Thwarted by my Evil Hair
Apr 30 • 51 min
I’m so close.. all the dots are slowly starting to connect. As I sit here and pore over my notes and the evidence, I find myself wondering if the guy I put away was really the true culprit… or if the new-hire just pinned photos of various household items…
36 | The Episode Where Everything Finally Starts to Unravel
Apr 23 • 51 min
Welp, we knew it was gonna happen eventually. Quite frankly, I’m surprised we were able to keep it together for as long as we did. But the cracks really start to show on this production, and honestly it can only go downhill from here. It’s been a fun…
35 | The Collision Shack is Filmed in Front of a Live Studio Audience
Apr 16 • 48 min
Wait a second, THIS is Dave’s party? I thought he lived in a trailer park. I don’t think Dave could even pronounce the word hors d’oeuvres let alone think to serve them. Oh wait these are pigs in a blanket maybe this is Dave’s party Show Notes Page:…
34 | New Names in the Sports World
Apr 9 • 47 min
Today we discuss the highlights of the Kentucky Derby winners, and in doing so realize that ALL sports should have names like the world of horse racing has names. “Delicious Vicious goes for th- AND HE FUMBLES THE BALL” Show Notes Page:…
33 | The Right Time for Clowns Rights is all the Time!
Apr 2 • 52 min
Bonzo and Bonzi are two clowns working in the Las Vegas Metropolitan Area, and only ONE is a registered sex offender! But you don’t know which one *wink* DISCLAIMER: Bonzo and Bonzi are a package deal, you don’t get one without the other. Also, the one…
32 | The Vagina 2.0
Mar 26 • 48 min
Do you want the perks of a vagina without all of the hassle? Try our new Vagina 2.0 with features such as – Built in cleaning and pleasure system – Steel reinforced walls – Disease detection – and many more! Be one of the first to have the best vagina in…
31 | Have you guys heard of this “Cool Ranch” flavored Doritos?
Mar 19 • 50 min
Non-bias opinion here, Cool Ranch Doritos are the tastiest most zesty treat you’ll find on the market today, or my name is D’Andrew Dorito Show Notes Page: https://www.collisionshack.com/31 EXCLUSIVE CONTENT AVAILABLE ON PATREON Patreon:…
30 | The Airplane Red Carpet!
Mar 12 • 51 min
Join us on the Red Carpet for all of the “Hollywood” glitz and glamour you could ever dream! We have new comers to America, coming off the plane and looking ready for their new journeys! Show Notes Page: https://www.collisionshack.com/30 EXCLUSIVE CONTENT…
29 | Guigino’s Audio Difficulties
Mar 5 • 51 min
The truth? You want the truth? The truth is, we have a myriad of guests on who spice the show up with their unique perspectives and hot takes. Guests including John Mulaney and Seth Rogen! Show Notes Page: https://www.collisionshack.com/29 EXCLUSIVE…
28 | The American Red Cross’ Questionable Advertising Execs
Feb 26 • 52 min
If you collect 5 “episode 28”s, you can send them in to CollisionCo. For a free prize! The prize is a whole month* of mail-in toothpaste!** Join this fun*** game for rewarding prizes!**** *One tube lasts one month **While supplies last ***Not fun…
27 | Jon Hamm’s Important Meeting
Feb 19 • 49 min
The multiple lawsuits facing the Slide Emporium! come from a place of envy and hatred and are completely falsified. In other news, we are having a big blowout sale! Four slides for one! Come down to the Emporium to get the best slide picks! Show Notes…
26 | The Nipple-Ripple
Feb 12 • 50 min
Hi, I’m Doctor and Professional EasyApple™️ competitive sport player David Knewll. And I can honestly say that the new CryOFF™️ system is the most ingenious piece of art and functional equipment this blighted rock has very seen. Show Notes Page:…
25 | The Quarter Quell
Feb 5 • 54 min
This episode is special: it’s the quarter quell! Daring new dares, challenging new challenges, and the stakes are raised 10 fold in this never-before-attempted episode extravaganza! Strap in for 11 hours of non-stop fun Show Notes Page:…
24 | 10…9…8…
Jan 29 • 54 min
In this episode, we not only teach what and what not to do when selling something the president during his State of the Union address, but how to sell a tree to a construction worker too. It’s the full package! Show Notes Page:…
23 | Dahmer-Off
Jan 22 • 52 min
Dahmers always comin’ ‘round, gettin’ you down? Well fret no more! With our patented formula of MLM essential oils and swan urine, Dahmers will have to think twice before viciously maiming you and your body. Show Notes Page:…
22 | Arsenal Room Issues
Jan 15 • 55 min
The episode you’ve been waiting for is here!! We finally regale the long- awaited, highly anticipated history of Travis and Elijah’s podcasting career. Show Notes Page: https://www.collisionshack.com/22 Live Stream Page: https://collisionshack.com/live…
21 | #bossbabebrigade
Jan 8 • 58 min
Remember how you always wanted to be the three fates from Disney’s smash hit film Hercules? In this episode, you’ll be able to live out your wildest one-eye fantasies. Show Notes Page: https://www.collisionshack.com/21 Live Stream Page:…
20 | Trying out the New Lavalier Mics
Dec 31, 2018 • 57 min
Welcome to the season finale of Collision Shack 2.0! It’s been a wild 10 episodes, but sadly it’s time to stop production for awhile. There’s been major stunts, dramatic plot points, and of course: devilish cliffhangers! Join us in two years for the next…
19 | (Audio) Collision Shack FriendsMas 2018
Dec 24, 2018 • 140 min
Happy Holidays | This was the first annual Collision Shack #FriendsMas. This was streamed live on our twitter page @CollisionShack. This episode was filmed live, and is around 2 hours long. We had real fun shooting this episode. Show Notes Page:…
18 | The All-New Air Freshening Video Game Rug Credit Card USB Thumb Drive T-shirt
Dec 17, 2018 • 48 min
QUICK! How tall is actor of stage and screen and American national treasure Tom Hanks?? Oooohhhh, too slow. You’ll have to be faster than that if you want to take on the gauntlet. Show Notes Page: https://www.collisionshack.com/18 Follow @Collisionshack…
17 | Large Screen Television
Dec 10, 2018 • 52 min
Operating systems are now available for the eye. Unfortunately the only two are the mobile versions of Google OS and Windows OS. Show Notes Page: https://www.collisionshack.com/17 Follow @Collisionshack on Twitter: https://twitter.com/collisionshack…
16 | Velocity & Viscosity
Dec 3, 2018 • 59 min
This episode is sponsored by Ski™️ and Hillbilly Hollar™️! And if you don’t seem to recognize these incredible brands, just listen on. You’ll get it Show Notes Page: https://www.collisionshack.com/16 Follow @Collisionshack on Twitter:…
15 | The Man Whose Face was Five Vaginas
Nov 26, 2018 • 50 min
Join us… in the future! On FuturTalk we focus on what’s important, the future! Look forward, with Eleejah and Sivart. Show Notes Page: https://www.collisionshack.com/15 Follow @Collisionshack on Twitter: https://twitter.com/collisionshack Instagram:…
14 | The Most Expensive Name Ever
Nov 19, 2018 • 51 min
Travis and Elijah explore the wonderful world of recycling bits for your listening pleasure. Show Notes Page: https://www.collisionshack.com/14 Follow @Collisionshack on Twitter: https://twitter.com/collisionshack Instagram:…
13 | He Hit me Collywobbles!
Nov 12, 2018 • 45 min
The EasyApple™️ is the world’s #1 product to help you avoid getting apple in your mouth. Keep the doctor away in style, buy EasyApple™️! Show Notes Page: https://www.collisionshack.com/13 Follow @Collisionshack on Twitter:…
12 | Travis’ Period
Nov 6, 2018 • 57 min
We find out the backstory behind Travis’ middle name and you get to know some Spongebob Fact or Fictions. Including some very interesting Would-You-Rathers. We are still getting used to our new format and recording style thank you for your patience. Show…
11 | Birth of a Shacolite
Oct 30, 2018 • 57 min
In this episode, we dust off the ol’ microphones and learn how to podcast again after 2 years. Follow @Collisionshack on Twitter: https://twitter.com/collisionshack Instagram: https://twitter.com/collisionshack Youtube:…