My Son the Dungeon Master

My Son the Dungeon Master
My son takes me and my friend Mike on crazy adventures in D&D and I foil his every attempt to take it seriously. This podcast contains descriptions of blood and gore because we are killing imaginary orcs… duh. But there is no profanity so it is app…

The Adventures of Adventurer Jonathan’s Adventure: Ep82 - The Surgery
Aug 7 • 78 min
In this episode we meet the winners of our contest and we all talk too much. But then we finally play DND. Derf has to battle some frog monster and Marliss finds himself in trouble with Steve, Derf’s Audible reader.
The Adventures of Adventurer Jonathan’s Adventure: Ep81 - Operation Thunderclap
Jul 23 • 86 min
Things are getting interesting as we follow the Adventurer Jonathan. Marliss is suspicious and Derf is enamored. Plus, Steve, Derf’s Audible reader, is dealing with his throat injury. What an episode.
The Adventures of Adventurer Jonathan’s Adventure: Ep80 - The Companions
Jul 5 • 55 min
It’s time for a new adventure! And this time we are hooking up with a writer and his muse, the Adventurer Jonathan, who has published over 300 books of his adventures. And we are his new companions! What could go wrong?
Running Away With the Circus: Ep79 - Ou est la maison de fromage
Jun 22 • 64 min
It’s time to finally deal with Darliss and Merf once and for all. And don’t forget to enter our backstory contest. Just make up some details about our earlier days and we will pick a winner and expand the our storied past.
Running Away With the Circus: Ep78 - Welcome to Paris
Jun 2 • 72 min
Is anyone out there? Are you enjoying this campaign? Reach out and say hi. So in this episode we follow the mime army to Paris to rescue Steve-O.
Running Away With the Circus: Ep77 - The Big Reveal
May 10 • 62 min
We are getting closer to the end. In this episode we find out who we are really up against. And you will never guess who it is. By the end of this campaign we might even get Carol Baskin to feed this mime to her tigers.
Running Away With the Circus: Ep76 - A Kidnapping
Apr 16 • 56 min
MSTDM hopes everyone had a nice Easter/Passover. Apparently the Easter Bunny is not practicing social distancing because that rodent broke into our apartment and hid contaminated eggs everywhere. In this episode Derf has to rescue Marliss… again. And…
Running Away With the Circus: Ep75 - Mole Hunting
Apr 1 • 61 min
We gotta mole in our midst and we gotta hunt him down. Who could it be? Derf, Marliss, or Fat Lenny? It could be anyone.
MSTDM: Where do I start with all these episodes?
Apr 1 • 4 min
If you are looking to start listening to our podcast but don’t know where to start, then here’s a guide. You can always start at the beginning. I hear it’s a very good place to start. But if you would like to jump around or start later, then listen…
Running Away With the Circus: Ep74 - Clowns Can Get Away With Murder
Mar 15 • 60 min
I know we are a couple of weeks late. Sorry. But settle into your social distancing and get your laugh on with this vomit filled DND episode. The artwork for this week is a painting I did for a class in college. Bonus points for anyone who can guess…
Running Away With the Circus: Ep73 - Murder on the MSTDM Express
Feb 16 • 65 min
Circus train! We are on a circus train! Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the greatest DND podcast on Earth! Oh… and at the end of the episode you’ll get to hear a song by our resident genius, Mike.
Running Away With the Circus: Ep72 - DND’s Got Talent
Feb 3 • 54 min
MSTDM is a cure for the coronavirus
Running Away With the Circus: Ep71 - Welcome to HaHaVille!
Jan 18 • 50 min
Calling all circus folk!
Ep 70 - Operation Kris Kringle
Dec 21, 2019 • 45 min
Merry Santacon! This is our annual Xmas episode. Grab a cup of cocoa and settle in for a heck of a sleigh ride!
The Last Blockbuster: Ep 69 - Home Alone
Dec 6, 2019 • 74 min
It’s Home Alone… ya dope.
The Last Blockbuster: Ep 68 - Bizarro World
Nov 19, 2019 • 77 min
Happy Thanksgiving! We get to some good old fashioned holiday DND butt-kicking.
The Last Blockbuster: Ep 67 - Yeti Attack
Nov 3, 2019 • 49 min
Yeti Attack
The Last Blockbuster: Ep 66 - Prison Break
Oct 12, 2019 • 63 min
Prison Break
The Last Blockbuster: Ep 65 - Bezos Battle Prime
Sep 28, 2019 • 57 min
Must save the Blockbuster
The Last Blockbuster: Ep 64 - Looks like we got a Bumble Rumble
Sep 13, 2019 • 53 min
Things get hairy in this episode when we go up against a snow yeti. Man it is tough to retrieve a late fee and DVD for Blockbuster. Now I understand why they didn’t survive. This episode’s artwork is in honor of Daniel Johnston. We hope you found…
The Last Blockbuster: Ep 63 - Happy is Sad
Aug 30, 2019 • 54 min
We gotta save the Blockbuster
Ep 62 - In Some Ways This is Tragic
Aug 14, 2019 • 43 min
Season 3 Recap and Gabbing
Ep 61 - Live Show! Wild Wild West Part 2
Jul 27, 2019 • 59 min
Live show…yo!
Ep 60 - Welcome to the Wild Wild West Part 1
Jul 6, 2019 • 71 min
This is the episode leading up to our live show. Are you coming? Well in this episode we are trying to break Lil’Pumpkin out of jail.
Ep 59 - Lin-Manuel Miranda’s Dream
Jun 20, 2019 • 82 min
We bring to life Lin-Manuel Miranda’s Dream
The Underground: Ep 58 - Son of Brad Saves the Day
Jun 7, 2019 • 73 min
Go Brad Jr. Go!
The Underground: Ep 57 - It’s on like Donkey Kong
May 24, 2019 • 57 min
We need therapy.
The Underground: Ep 56 - The Reanimator
May 10, 2019 • 66 min
The Underground: Ep 55 - Happy Bloody Easter
Apr 19, 2019 • 81 min
We wear dead bunnies.
The Underground: Ep 54 - Intermission
Apr 12, 2019 • 85 min
We talk too much.
The Underground: Ep 53 - Eating Pudding and Saving the World
Mar 28, 2019 • 65 min
We eat pudding.
The Underground: Ep 52 - Macaulay Culkin Goes to Studio 54
Mar 7, 2019 • 63 min
We funny.
The Underground: Ep 51 - Happy Valentine’s Day… for Witches
Feb 14, 2019 • 77 min
This one’s for all you lovers out there. In this episode we welcome Josh Rogosin as our guest judge to decide the winner of our “Original Fan Song” contest. Of course, no one entered, but that doesn’t stop us! Josh is the audio engineer for NPR’s…
The Underground: Ep 50 - The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly
Jan 31, 2019 • 60 min
It’s our 50th episode!
The Underground: Ep 49 - Welcome to the I.H.O.B.
Jan 13, 2019 • 67 min
We funny.
Ep 48 - It’s a Christmas Murder Mystery!
Dec 19, 2018 • 70 min
It’s a Christmas murder mystery!
Blue Glass Eye: Ep 47 - Time to Vaccinate Some Plague People
Dec 4, 2018 • 65 min
It’s time to deal with these Plague people once and for all. Join us for a full out showdown outside the saloon.
Blue Glass Eye: Ep 46 - High Noon at the Saloon
Nov 19, 2018 • 73 min
Following in the tradition of the spaghetti westerns, we find ourselves waiting in a saloon for high noon.
Blue Glass Eye: Ep 45 - Derf Jr Done Gone Anonymous
Nov 1, 2018 • 83 min
Special Guest Rodney Anonymous!
Blue Glass Eye: Ep 44 - It’s Election Day! Go Vote!
Oct 18, 2018 • 56 min
It’s election day and the city of Snow needs a new Mayor. Plus.. we have a special guest. Mike Selinker joins us as the leader of the plague people. Mike was the creative director for D&D 3rd edition. How awesome is that?! We played with…
Blue Glass Eye: Ep 43 - My Little Brony
Sep 30, 2018 • 70 min
Well Parker finally did it. In this episode he takes us on the craziest adventure into the land of Equistria. Good luck making sense out of this one.
Blue Glass Eye: Ep 42 - Cat Fancy Magazine
Sep 13, 2018 • 65 min
In this episode we go searching for Vanessa and encounter the Plague people.
Blue Glass Eye: Ep 41 - Escape The Room
Aug 30, 2018 • 66 min
In this episode we face our fiercest foes… a door and some bunny rabbits.
Live Show: Ep 40 - It’s the Wedding Day
Aug 15, 2018 • 63 min
Live show! In front of an audience!
Pre-Live Show: Ep39 - Marliss Proposes
Aug 6, 2018 • 42 min
Listen to this before you listen to our live show episode.
Mischievous Mike: Ep 38 - Hello from the Magic Kingdom
Jul 24, 2018 • 60 min
It’s the end of the road for Mischievous Mike.
Mischievous Mike: Ep 37 - Revenge of the Alien Spider
Jul 17, 2018 • 79 min
It’s time to deal with Mischievous Mike.
Mischievous Mike: Ep 36 - Raiders of the Gorilla’s Belly Button
Jul 10, 2018 • 58 min
This week we take a deep dive in a gorilla’s belly button.
Mischievous Mike: Ep 35 - It’s Prom Night!
Jun 26, 2018 • 65 min
We are going back to prom night.
Mischievous Mike: Ep 34 - Humiliating Memories and Babies
Jun 13, 2018 • 66 min
Sometimes memories hurt. Sometimes laughter kills.
Mischievous Mike: Ep 33 - Everybody Loves a Wedding Part 2
May 26, 2018 • 59 min
You know what weddings lead to? Babies. Check out what a mess we get ourselves into in tis episode.
Mischievous Mike: Ep 32 - Everybody Loves a Wedding Part 1
May 12, 2018 • 56 min
This episode takes a dark (and stinky) turn. Derf is no best man and Marliss is always the bride’s maid and never the bride. This is a big two parter.
Mischievous Mike: Ep 31 - Pudding for everyone!
May 1, 2018 • 76 min
We announce the winner of the Alexa Echo Dot!
Mischievous Mike: Ep 30 - Who the heck is Magical Murray?
Apr 14, 2018 • 74 min
So you like the funny? We make the funny.
Mischievous Mike: Ep 29 - Enter the Trickster
Mar 23, 2018 • 53 min
We are on to a new campaign! And we have a new contest. Enter to win an Amazon Echo Dot.
The Blood Witch: Ep28 - It’s Blood Witch Time!
Mar 8, 2018 • 78 min
Let’s get the Blood Witch
The Blood Witch: Ep27 - We Meet Derf Jr
Feb 22, 2018 • 62 min
Here comes Derf Jr.
The Blood Witch: Ep26 - Guess who is back… and he is mad.
Feb 14, 2018 • 67 min
He followed us. He found us. He is back and he is mad.
The Blood Witch: Ep25 - Who the heck is Albert Winsinsloth?
Feb 2, 2018 • 53 min
After our close call with a t-rex, we find ourselves in deeper trouble with a strange man.
The Blood Witch: Ep24 - We Meet Sir Mix-A-Lot
Jan 25, 2018 • 79 min
We are on a tear for this Blood Witch. She better watch her back.
The Blood Witch: Ep23 - A Lionel Richie/Adele Mashup
Jan 18, 2018 • 50 min
That’s right. We’ve weaponized Lionel Richie and Adele.
The Blood Witch: Ep22 - We’re Off to see the Blood Witch
Jan 12, 2018 • 56 min
On the road to see the Blood Witch
The Blood Witch: Ep21 - Marliss Gets Tipsy
Jan 3, 2018 • 51 min
Who is the Blood Witch?
On A Mission From a God: Ep 20 - Lucca Joins us for Couples Therapy
Dec 27, 2017 • 51 min
It’s couples therapy, yo.
19 - Merry Christmas from MSTDM - It’s a War on Christmas!
Dec 19, 2017 • 61 min
Merry Christmas!
On A Mission From a God: Ep 18 - Ruggie! Part 2 - Must Kill Todd and Kevin
Dec 16, 2017 • 62 min
This is a special bonus episode. We wanted to finish the cliffhanger, but we didn’t want to wait two weeks so we are putting it out today to give us a few days before we release our big Christmas Special.
On A Mission From a God: Ep 17 - Ruggie! Part 1
Dec 13, 2017 • 71 min
Marliss makes a new friend.
On A Mission From a God: Ep 16 - Is that you, Otis?
Dec 7, 2017 • 46 min
It took me an extra day this week because I had to clean up the recording a lot. It is not perfect. Sorry about that. We had a little mix up. But enjoy this new chapter in our ongoing saga.
On A Mission From a God: Ep 15 - You Shoulda Eaten the Weenies
Nov 29, 2017 • 48 min
On A Mission From a God: 14-We Got Ourselves Some LARPers
Nov 22, 2017 • 51 min
Just wait until you meet Wimsley.
On A Mission From a God: 13-A New Adventure
Nov 1, 2016 • 58 min
Now that we’ve finished with the Magic Banjos we are on to our next adventure! What could possibly go wrong?
The Magic Banjos: 12-The Golden Banjo
Oct 7, 2016 • 46 min
This is the conclusion of our first big campaign. If you haven’t listened yet, you should start on episode 1. Enjoy.
The Magic Banjos: 11-Marliss and Derf Get Separated
Sep 22, 2016 • 57 min
Parker takes us into a maze and things get weird.
The Magic Banjos: 10-Back Arms and Butt Trees
Aug 31, 2016 • 59 min
Best title yet.
The Magic Banjos: 9-Marliss Got an Upset Tum-Tum
Aug 16, 2016 • 53 min
This week the adventure continues with some ups and downs for our good friend, Marliss.
The Magic Banjos: 8-No One Messes With My Banjos
Jul 20, 2016 • 71 min
Parker’s character voices are taking off!
The Magic Banjos: 7-The Unfortunate Travellers
Jul 12, 2016 • 48 min
We learn a lot about our adventure this week. Answers are revealed and more questions are raised. Get in the action!
The Magic Banjos: 6-Boo-e-Yakka-Sha!
Jul 11, 2016 • 57 min
We go fully of the rails in this episode.
The Magic Banjos: 5-Elvis the Dwarf-Clops
Jun 27, 2016 • 48 min
This week we fight a deadly Dwarf-Clops and find another banjo.
The Magic Banjos: 4-Keeper of the Banjos
Jun 20, 2016 • 56 min
The plot definitely thickens here as we learn some valuable information.
The Magic Banjos: 3-King Macho Camacho Death Cage Match
Jun 12, 2016 • 58 min
We are starting to really get deep into this adventure. This week finds our heroes in quite the pickle. Listen and let us know what you think.
The Magic Banjos: 2-Stanley the Little Wooden Donkey Boy
Jun 5, 2016 • 57 min
In this episode my friend Mike joins the adventure to find the banjos. Derf has a rough rime in the river and we finally learn about Stanley.
The Magic Banjos: 1-How much can orcs pee?
May 31, 2016 • 57 min
The adventure begins.