Cum Town

Cum Town
Official Podcast of the Cum Boys. Hosted by Nick Mullen (@nickmullen) and Stavros Halkias (@stavcomedy), two PROFESSIONAL comedians, folks. Also featuring Adam Friedland (the girl of the show).

225 - just the two of us
Sep 16 • 67 min
we can make it if we try
224 - its the cops, scram!
Sep 9 • 64 min
does anyone want to talk about… *gamestop smile* politics???
223 - Downsyndrocons
Sep 2 • 61 min
they turn into trucks
222 - The “R”“N” C lol
Aug 26 • 62 min
lol think about it
221 - suCk my PNC
Aug 20 • 67 min
220 - Adam Says The Judy Gold Word
Aug 12 • 84 min
or does he
219 - michael clayton
Aug 6 • 74 min
im not the guy you suck off im the guy you fuck
218 - Just Skip to 16:00
Jul 30 • 79 min
Had to start the show alone, didn’t know when adam would be back. It’s just me rambling for the first 16 minutes
217 - Heavy Brain
Jul 22 • 74 min
press X to suck dick
216 - Shaubat U Suck Me Off
Jul 15 • 72 min
they bout to ban me from instagram
215 - The Taste Of my Ass Zero
Jul 9 • 67 min
taste you can feel
214 - The Taste of Coke Zero
Jul 2 • 76 min
the taste of it
213 - Lord Jesus They Hadda Do It
Jun 25 • 77 min
Milwaukee PD said somebody suck that baby dick and they brought me back to shout down Satan
212 - Handing It Off
Jun 18 • 80 min
Was gonna go take a break from the show this week but ended up fucking up my hand real bad but the did the episode without me anyways. It’s probably a good one jamel is on it
211 - Welcome Back
Jun 11 • 72 min
The return of Adam Bender!
210 - Regis and Kelly
Jun 4 • 67 min
Folks good morning
Ep 209 - Summer Pussy
May 28 • 75 min
dueling soundboards? yeah, its summer alirhgt
208 - This Is Your Captain Speaking
May 21 • 69 min
what do ya think ends first, quarantine, or the podcast?
207 - Piss of Penus
May 14 • 78 min
Pliss give me piss of pinus
206 - John Slick
May 7 • 84 min
I can’t keep up with these descriptions. Adam lost his audio again.
205 - Youtube Live
Apr 30 • 94 min
I dont even know what to say
204 - DLC
Apr 23 • 74 min
We got some new content
203 - Werewolves of London
Apr 16 • 88 min
Still furious about my keys
202 - Joris Bohnson
Apr 9 • 77 min
Adam insists on using a girl computer so he lost his audio for the first part of this. You can watch the recording of the livestream on the patreon now, should have it up on youtube in a couple days when the video guy can put it all together.
201 - Oohs cawk mate?
Apr 2 • 74 min
OOOOOhs cawk issset then yeah??
200 - Serendipity
Mar 25 • 74 min
Really didn’t have anything special planned, but this is the first one were doing remote. In a little bit ill upload the video to Youtube. Soon we can figure out how to just stream these live, maybe next week.
199 - Lockdown Raw
Mar 19 • 71 min
Lawd he done be raping people in quarantine. So this was supposed to be the Charlie Rose episode but I guess that file got corrupted somehow and is gone. This was supposed to be the premium and now you’ll never ever know about the charlie rose episode,…
198 - Losing Track
Mar 12 • 71 min
Definitely a possibility ive already uploaded this episode Ive got all the files mixed up now
197 - Jerkules
Mar 5 • 66 min
Ey im freakin strong over here pal
196 - Fash Wednesday
Feb 26 • 67 min
Shout out to all of our Nazi friends that will have to suffer through us demanding that everyone vote for Bernie for the next couple of months. Appreciate yall. Know that if you ever change your mind and vote for healthcare you can certainly use slurs in…
195 - Coomberg
Feb 20 • 62 min
remember when people said coom?
194 - Amy Klobequiet
Feb 13 • 66 min
push the bitches out hte way here come the boys
193 - Iow…what?
Feb 5 • 64 min
Mayor pete acting more like mayor… bleep? more on cum town
192 - Phased
Jan 30 • 76 min
someone said its a phase problem. dunno what that means or how to fix it
191 - Too old
Jan 23 • 76 min
even the classico cant get it poppin like the old days
190 - Lyin Liz
Jan 16 • 61 min
Pocacuntas morelike boys am i RIGHT??
189 - Therapy for the chinese soul
Jan 8 • 73 min
Alright brother hell yea
188 - Hindsight
Jan 2 • 70 min
Is 2020. Damn that feels bad ass to asy
187 - Putting the Chris back in Christmas
Dec 26, 2019 • 78 min
ladies and gentlemen, Chris Rock
186 - Give me one reason to stay here
Dec 19, 2019 • 70 min
and ill suck you right off
185 - It’s the 90s Jerry
Dec 12, 2019 • 76 min
loving the gear
184 - new gear
Dec 4, 2019 • 64 min
we heard your complaints, and we ignored them
183 - pilgrims and indians
Nov 28, 2019 • 64 min
happy thanksgiving everyone
182 - A friend of ours
Nov 21, 2019 • 67 min
Former truck boy Dylan Shelton joins us to discuss his independent film “Coons!,” which he had to change the name of, and i forgot what they changed the name to. Check out the movie, available wherever he says it is in the episode because I can’t remember…
181 - The Joker Laureate Of the Dirtbag Left
Nov 14, 2019 • 55 min
its me
180 - all cylinders
Nov 7, 2019 • 75 min
everyone feels bad. everyone riffs hard
Ep 179 - Strike Ass!
Oct 31, 2019 • 66 min
Goodbye to baseball, hello to becoming fat
178 - Hillary 2020 baby
Oct 24, 2019 • 69 min
lets make it happen
177 - squash me up
Oct 17, 2019 • 68 min
Gimme that squash boi
176 - da joka baby
Oct 9, 2019 • 61 min
im da joka baby
Ep 175 - epardy
Oct 3, 2019 • 75 min
i aint answerin no questions
Ep 174 - spinabifadiche
Sep 26, 2019 • 67 min
my back hurts so god damn bad
173 - CHang Gilis
Sep 19, 2019 • 79 min
172 - Dark Alliance
Sep 11, 2019 • 71 min
With stav gone and all of my fat friends in the hospital, we attempt a dangerous formula
171 - Kevin Sorhol
Sep 5, 2019 • 80 min
Stars as … wait for it… Gay Hercules
170 - Carmen San Diego
Aug 29, 2019 • 72 min
We’re seeing adam off to the airport, so he can go to san diego to dress up like that girl from the video game.
169 - Big Bitch
Aug 22, 2019 • 73 min
Can you tell me how to get, how to get to big bitch street
168 - Scumbag Vinny
Aug 14, 2019 • 70 min
Scumbag Vinny returns for his redemption arc
167 - Two Shootings?!?
Aug 8, 2019 • 70 min
What is it, gun christmas??
166 - Medicare for Balls
Jul 31, 2019 • 63 min
And its free bluechew for everyone
165 - Epstein murdered
Jul 25, 2019 • 60 min
Case closed
164 - In Your Eyes
Jul 17, 2019 • 65 min
man is destroyed, man is set free, man is reborn
163 - And there it is
Jul 11, 2019 • 66 min
it is all being revealed. and crypto has returned. and soon we will all walk together into the light
162 - Almost
Jul 4, 2019 • 66 min
Just a little bit longer
161 - Too Much Canada
Jun 28, 2019 • 62 min
Almost back on track here folks
160 - Dover Delaware Live (1/17/2016)
Jun 20, 2019 • 63 min
Our first live show from back in the day, this was before stav was on the podcast and it was just me and and two girls who talk about sex
159 - Matt and Shane
Jun 13, 2019 • 100 min
This is a different podcast now
158 - Forget it jake
Jun 6, 2019 • 76 min
its vaginatown
157 - Arthur
May 29, 2019 • 75 min
im gonna go real crazy getting mad about a show for babies. start talking about western culture. im gonna piss my pants and have to wear diapers. im gonna make sure the diapers are racist
156 - Racist Elmo
May 23, 2019 • 93 min
Also featuring characters: indian picard, and chinese maury. copyright cum town
155 - The Don Simpsons
May 16, 2019 • 77 min
RIP to the king of all kings, don simpson. this is not the anniversary of his death and its not related to anything else i just remembered him
154 - I cant wait to die
May 9, 2019 • 87 min
i got to the part where arthur dies. i want to die like that. cool cough disease, huge beard, everyone telling me im a good guy even though im not
153 - m4a legislatoin NOW
May 2, 2019 • 70 min
stav is in the hospital and my back hurts and im sleepy because we dont have universal healthcare
152 - Early Turd Special
Apr 24, 2019 • 83 min
too early for sleepy adam
151 - Pussy for lobster
Apr 17, 2019 • 83 min
rip to the church
150 - sick day
Apr 11, 2019 • 84 min
im sick everyone feel bad for me
149 - the spy museum
Apr 4, 2019 • 73 min
its a ripoff but there are a couple of cool things there
148 - Jussie Mueller Extravaganza
Mar 28, 2019 • 86 min
wow im pissed and racist
147 - rest in power
Mar 21, 2019 • 83 min
RIP to a real one
146 - Did we kill bam
Mar 14, 2019 • 62 min
Or did bam kill us?
145 - Cum Town with Gene DiNapoli (adam did the levels)
Mar 6, 2019 • 69 min
MACK WELDON PROMO CODE: CUMTOWN20Gene DiNapoli, owner of Gene DiNapoli’s Central Stage Showroom And Event Venue in Yonkers, NY joins us to discuss Elvis, the Sopranos, and the nature of the beast (showbusiness). Also featuring bam margera and his friend.…
144 - my girl
Feb 28, 2019 • 79 min
the movie My Girl, but its a young macauley caulkin and hes talking like an old black guy, saying shit like “my girl? yeah my girl she got that fat pussy nshit, lookin like it be stung by some fuckin bees nshit”
143 - Empire
Feb 21, 2019 • 97 min
I cant keep track of which episode is which. I’m sure i spent the whole episode talking about jussie again
142 - Chelsea Clinton RACIST
Feb 14, 2019 • 80 min
chelsea clinton EXPOSED for being anti jewish anti semite, wants to kill all jews. chelsea PROMISES new holocaust if hillary elected
141 - Na Trioblóidí
Feb 7, 2019 • 71 min
stavs back baby. baby back ribs. bbq sauce
140 - fake news
Jan 30, 2019 • 78 min
im doing fake news now
139 - deaf jam
Jan 23, 2019 • 96 min
brendan eyre joins us again. listen to the rad dude podcast:
138 - Cool Adam
Jan 17, 2019 • 90 min
hey guys cool adam here with some cool things to say
137 - Dexters Gender Labratory
Jan 10, 2019 • 75 min
an african guy who loves popeyes chicken but he pronounces it “poop ass chicken”
136 - My big fat ass huge ass life
Jan 3, 2019 • 75 min
im getting back into reality tv
135 - Sopranos again
Dec 27, 2018 • 61 min
this is the only show that makes me feel anything
Ep 134 - Sargon My Dick
Dec 20, 2018 • 67 min
Sarg it please
133 - grandma’s boy
Dec 13, 2018 • 82 min
dam that movie was funny as hell lol
132 - Red Dead is cancelled
Dec 6, 2018 • 73 min
its over folks ive made all the clothes
131 - ho canada
Nov 29, 2018 • 74 min
bonnie mcfarlane comes on and says a bunch of really racist stuff about immigrants and we set her straight
130 - god’s country, ma’am
Nov 22, 2018 • 68 min
holding my cowboy hat to my chest as i eat a strange womans VUHgina
129 - bad boys 2
Nov 15, 2018 • 70 min
lost in new york
128 - Can You Smell
Nov 8, 2018 • 71 min
whats in my ass
127 - classico podacata
Nov 1, 2018 • 86 min
se episada de bublios de cuma originalli. prego abrodonzzia mi penes et mi balls
126 - m’gay mate
Oct 24, 2018 • 72 min
how to speak australian
125 - Tokyo Drift
Oct 18, 2018 • 67 min
tell me if u know, how they suck dick in tokyo
124 - D’Jia Jones
Oct 11, 2018 • 66 min
good afternoon you’ve reached the desk of D’Jia Nasdaq-Jones I’m not available right now please leave a message
123 - its fall now boy
Oct 4, 2018 • 78 min
i tell you ass what
122 - The sopranos
Sep 27, 2018 • 63 min
the episode is late because im getting back into the sopranos and didn’t have time to upload it before i finished the first season again today. i like the show because tony is a mental health guy like me. cum town will also cut to black at some point.
121 - Stone Cold
Sep 19, 2018 • 79 min
we recorded this before the sesame street drama. once again ive willed controversy into existence. featuring greg stone
120 - R2-MeToo
Sep 13, 2018 • 67 min
we didn’t make the r2 me too joke on the show i just thought of it now while naming the episode and damn do i wanna riff that shit out
119 - Brendan Gayer
Sep 6, 2018 • 67 min
brendan eyre (a white man who is good at stand up) joins us and we figure out his name. I think its pronounced like Gayer. he also has a podcast with two guys i also think should be making more money
118 - Louis SeemsGay
Aug 30, 2018 • 68 min
Looks like the boys are back in town lol
117 - Gasia Sargento
Aug 23, 2018 • 62 min
And she gets that cheesy ass boipussy
116 - Live show
Aug 15, 2018 • 74 min
from ottobar
115 - dont remember
Aug 9, 2018 • 77 min
i dont remember this episode or what happened. im still brain gay. we did one with soder today tho for the premium feed that i had a lot of fun doing so just wait for that instead probably. also i now firmly believe the world is secretly controlled by…
114 - back to normal
Aug 2, 2018 • 70 min
well i cured myself without a doctor, once again
113 - on this one
Jul 26, 2018 • 60 min
we call someone gay i think
112 - Guilty conscience
Jul 19, 2018 • 74 min
i’ve never been more disappointed in the fanbase than i am this week. you really didn’t need to bully those poor sp men
111 - The forbidden zone
Jul 12, 2018 • 64 min
its my ass hole, dont touch it or look at it
110 - Punishment
Jul 7, 2018 • 89 min
You brought this on yourselves
109 - Maggets and Terds
Jun 28, 2018 • 94 min
DO u know the DIFFERENCE between a freakin PODCAST and a PODCAST AND UPLOADS? n stuff. maybe you should learn before you talk im sure your wife did wen i had sax with her twat freakin 162 times nstuff. happy back surgery day
108 - Sorry
Jun 21, 2018 • 76 min
sorry i slipped real bad and fucked up the sd card so we had to redo the episode. this one isnt as good as the other one we did please take my word for it
107 - Rubiks tube
Jun 14, 2018 • 83 min
can you solve my dick?
106 - Will Shitz His Pants
Jun 7, 2018 • 82 min
why dont you cross your lips on this word right here bitch
105 - Writers room
May 31, 2018 • 79 min
I show yall how tv writers work
104 - Madcucks explained
May 24, 2018 • 67 min
Asterios Kokinos joins us to explain the biggest internet lawsuit of all time.
103 - easily the worst episode in awhile
May 17, 2018 • 65 min
this one is really bad. it happens sometimes. maybe its the rain
102 - still mad abotu you
May 10, 2018 • 68 min
theyre bringing it back and we can tbe more excited
101 - fuck shoutengine
May 3, 2018 • 76 min
gotta switch podcast hosts
100 - Damn
Apr 26, 2018 • 69 min
lol theres been 100 episodes of this
99 - Comb Town
Apr 19, 2018 • 77 min
I got a haircut, i like it
98 - Adam’s birthday
Apr 12, 2018 • 64 min
adam is 31 now lol
97 - Another delay
Apr 5, 2018 • 70 min
Sorry i accidentally ate a bunch of wax paper last night and had to sleep it off
96 - Dan Schneider Goes Down
Mar 29, 2018 • 63 min
Didn’t really discuss this on the show but I consider it a personal win for me.
95 - Ideal Podcast Hours
Mar 22, 2018 • 64 min
Tim Dillon Me and Stav for a power hour
94 - Museum boys
Mar 15, 2018 • 74 min
We come up with ideas for new museums.
93 - Look Who’s Talking
Mar 8, 2018 • 62 min
The boys are back together again but im mad about the weather.
92 - Ruthless and Toothless
Mar 1, 2018 • 68 min
Stav got his tooth removed lol. Adam is still gone. Soon this podcast is just going to be Norman Wilkerson sending you all links to Reason and telling you about his sons.
91 - Cum Town Classic
Feb 22, 2018 • 70 min
Well its the original boys and no guest. We had fun on this one folks. It’s kind of nice to just say dumb shit without someone interupting with a story about israel or getting a hand job from a chinese or whatever.
90 - Bug Audio
Feb 15, 2018 • 62 min
Last chance for the computer
89 - Tai Bo
Feb 7, 2018 • 65 min
We doin kawate up in dis mofucka
88 - Finally Real Boys
Jan 31, 2018 • 61 min
Well we’re big dick terrotiroy now folks. I plugged the damn zoom into the laptop and we recorded thsi shit directly into logic. So who’s a “fucking retard” now? Not me, is what I mean. I mean I’m sure there’s someone out there that is. Theres nothing…
87 - Podcasting Gear from Marshalls
Jan 25, 2018 • 67 min
Edited this one on a different computer it might soud fucked up
86 - Go Back to Africa
Jan 18, 2018 • 68 min
Brimming with confidence Adam can’t wait to prove how essential he is to the show, with one of our funniest, highest energy shows to date.
85 - fucking piece of shit computer
Jan 12, 2018 • 63 min
its just fucked up idk. its not my fault. featuring ian fidance
84 - Tube Town
Jan 4, 2018 • 57 min
gettin your tube hogged down and off by a whores box
83 - Petey Dat Boi Part DeTwo
Dec 28, 2017 • 61 min
Uptown cum boy petey deabreu fills in for stavros who got stuck in the fort mchenry tunnel after eating too much baklava
82 - Im just one man
Dec 21, 2017 • 70 min
i had to run uptown on business this morning and couldnt upload the episode on time. im sorry folks. one of these days ill be dead and the podcast wont upload at all. keep in mind that ill be dead soon. im going to die soon everyone
81 - Marquis of Queensbury
Dec 14, 2017 • 70 min
Patreon has reversed their decision to jack up prices on the customer end, in no small part due to my status as 1) tier one operator 2) financial maven. Cheers to everyone becoming rich off crypto this week. Please spend that money buying the premium…
80 - Weight of the world
Dec 7, 2017 • 65 min
From now on im only doing the show with my 140lb weight vest on, which I consider a battle treasure from my war with the post office, whomst refused to deliver it.
79 - Bumbaclot
Nov 30, 2017 • 72 min
rude boys
79 - Race Wars Crossover
Nov 22, 2017 • 54 min
Stav and adam are gone so we did another one of these.
78 - We couldn’t get ian
Nov 16, 2017 • 72 min
we were gonna have ian on to make fun of him but he was busy or something
77 - God damn i swear i uploaded this
Nov 10, 2017 • 69 min
I guess the form is fucked up and it just keeps refreshing? I dont know. anyhow there’s more pedophile shit happening every day. we recorded this an hour before sheen raped haim and now we’re behind another pedophile
76 - How do you spell halowen
Nov 2, 2017 • 67 min
halewen. how do you do it
75 - The Voice Of The Left
Oct 25, 2017 • 61 min
This is waht it sounds like (retarded guy voice) duh im the left lol. i go poo poo and pee pee. lol
74 - Happy Halloween
Oct 19, 2017 • 65 min
Im going back to los angeles for the weekend. I missed it after all.
73 - Late Night Boys
Oct 12, 2017 • 82 min
Another low energy night ep for those fans that enjoy it when we can’t think of anything to talk about
72 - Cum Petty And The SHartbre-gay-kers haha
Oct 5, 2017 • 74 min
damn i fucking nailed the episode name this week i dont even think a description is necessary
71 - Bean reviews
Sep 28, 2017 • 76 min
black beans pinto beans pink beans. who the fuck is eating pink beans am i right? why wouldnt you choose a cooler bean. this is a sneak peak at some of the new stand up ive been working on.
70 - I Ate bad fish
Sep 21, 2017 • 77 min
sorry i didn’t upload this last night i think i ate fish that went bad and i had to lay down
69 - Valero Boss
Sep 14, 2017 • 77 min
You probably thought we had something big planned for episode 69 but the truth is i think 69/420 jokes aren’t funny and they annoy me. Sorry to derail the episode description there but it’s true. It’s not a good joke. also it would have been cool if it…
68 - Tech Savior
Sep 7, 2017 • 68 min
I made the show good again via the power of technology. This is how were gonna bring steve jobs back.
67 - Los Secundos Episada De Hake FLorjes
Aug 31, 2017 • 66 min
Comedieja Jake Flores rejundo de ninos del Coume para un hora de chatasa abooto el meurto unfortunada de Rich Piana. Por que Rich muerta? Esta becasa he tengo steroids? No se. Esta becasa Rich viva la vida loca.
66 - Oopsadoozio
Aug 24, 2017 • 61 min
I got so excited about stav being out of town I forgot to upload the episode. (in reality my comptuer did that “windows updating” shit where it decides you don’t have any work to do for the next four hours and then windows comes back and it looks like the…
65 - Construction Boys
Aug 17, 2017 • 67 min
*sniff* yeah was doin drywall all day didn’t have time to upload the pdocast. if u got a problem with it you can meet me in the home deep lot nex to the empanada truck. im the guatamalan guy wearing the blue flame beanieand the skateboarding spiderman…
64 - Tier One
Aug 10, 2017 • 92 min
Sofrep combat operators only. Do NOT steal my valor or i WILL be tactically forced to officially fuck you up
63 - Scaramucci News Episode
Aug 3, 2017 • 82 min
we do an analysis of the new press officer Tony Scaramucci. usually we don’t do the news on this show but this guy seems important so were gonna spend the hole episode talking about him because people are gonna want to know more about this guy. has anyone…
62 - Train Knowledge
Jul 27, 2017 • 72 min
Ill tell you some shit them boys up in Albany don’t want you to know
61 - Business Places
Jul 20, 2017 • 81 min
The boys name a couple of business that they remember going to but cant remember some of them. some of them went out of business. theres other stuff we mention i think. hechts was one of the places. i think there used to be a furniture store that had a…
60 - The Letter Boys
Jul 13, 2017 • 64 min
We get heavy into some alphabet shit on this one I think. I can’t remember. Sorry, we’re prerecording episodes again for this week until I’m back from my racist trip to San Diego for the Gender Binary Conference
59 - Marmaduke
Jul 6, 2017 • 74 min
Adam debut’s his brand new bit, about the marmaduke comic, that definitely no one has said before. it’s an original idea
58 - A Very Adam Christmas
Jun 29, 2017 • 83 min
we find out adams gay once an for all
57 - My Wonder Woman Review
Jun 23, 2017 • 83 min
I went to see the wonder woman movie with chapo. Theyre doing a review of the show. I did my own. Here’s my take: it’s gay. it gets three gays down.
56 - The Resistance
Jun 15, 2017 • 66 min
I guess some Bernie Bro shot up the mayors offiice or some shit so we talk about it, political style.
55 - Disclaimers
Jun 8, 2017 • 59 min
Coming in hot off a big week in n-word news, I distance myself from n-word using culture.
54 - New Characters
Jun 1, 2017 • 73 min
Were debuting some new characters we’ve been working on - Gay Guy, mexican guy who is trying to go to the bathroom bu he cant because his dick is too small, Doctor Retard.
53 - Adam’s Fault
May 27, 2017 • 66 min
We had to redo this one. It was adam’s fault. If you like weekend episodes though, the premium episodes ( are always uploaded on the weekend, except for when i forget to upload them, or when I delete the episode by accident
52 - Lisa’s Feet
May 18, 2017 • 61 min
The last of the Cum Town West series. I go home tomorrow. It’s over boys. We got through this.
51 - I want to go home
May 11, 2017 • 77 min
Welp just another week and then I can go home folks. Just one more week.
50 - Diversity Town
May 4, 2017 • 64 min
Cum Town West hosts Dana Bell and Jamel Johnson join me for a meandering conversation about television and amusement parks. I’m home in three weeks. Hang in there everyone.
49 - The Hidden Episode
Apr 27, 2017 • 59 min
While looking through the SD card for this weeks episode I discovered a hidden gem - a prerecorded episode from weeks ago that i forgot about! I think i fell asleep during this one.
48 - The Greatest Riff Of All Time
Apr 20, 2017 • 59 min
Sorry to all the non-premium listeners that missed out on last weeks episode. I’m burned out and didn’t want to upload the episode. I hope I die soon. Anyhow we’re back in full force, with what might be the best riff we’ve ever done on the show, all the…
47 - Foody For THought lol
Apr 6, 2017 • 57 min
michael foody joins us lol. we talked to michael foody, hence the name of the episode. do u get it
46 - Vacations?
Mar 30, 2017 • 60 min
Andy Haynes joins us. I think he said something about going on vacation.
45 - The Replacements
Mar 23, 2017 • 61 min
Scrambling for time, I tap Dana Bell and Jamel Johnson to replace Stav and Adam for a very special edition of Cum Town West. Theyre both POCs and one is a woman, which PROVEs that I am the president of the DSA and beyond reproach.
44 - I Dunno Some Shit Title I Guess
Mar 16, 2017 • 59 min
Its uh, an episode of the podcast. JP McDade is the guest. We talk for about an hour or some shit like that i think
43 - The REAL Original Cum Boys
Mar 9, 2017 • 66 min
My blood brother Jake Flores joins us to talk about how Adam and Stav replaced him as my best friend after he decided to move to Bushwick to be cool and fuck bike girls
42 - Will “Smith” Menaker
Mar 2, 2017 • 77 min
Wide dick will joins us again to chat about star trek. What’s that? This episode is late you say? Actually, it’s not asshole. It’s called time zones and maybe I’m on god damn vacation.
41 - Cum Town Live
Feb 23, 2017 • 95 min
The first ever Cum Town Live show at Caroline’s on Broadway. It’s basically the same format as Funny Moms (the live show we put up on Patreon) except I booked it and it’s at Carolines so we use the name of the podcast instead of the name of Adam’s gay ass…
40 - Valentimes
Feb 16, 2017 • 74 min
We have sex with each other on the show as a joke for valentines day. Get it. Like were dating haha. But its jsut a joke. It’s okay to suck off your friends if you’re doing it in a funny way
39 - Petey Dat Boi
Feb 9, 2017 • 74 min
Funny Moms favorite and Bronx favorite and Brooklyn Favorite and New York favorite Petey Dat Boy DeAbreu joins us and we prove once and for all that the podcast isn’t racist.
38 - Good Prison vs Bad Prison
Feb 2, 2017 • 68 min
BDF Big dick felix joins us and we try to remember Oz and why it was bad, and we talk about why prison wouldn’t be that scary for guys like us. I’m still dying btw. I can’t breathe. This is the end. Remember me as a broadcaster. Goodnight and good luck.
37 - Goldust Wasn’t Gay
Jan 26, 2017 • 64 min
I almost passed out during this one, luckily the boys kept things going with wrestling chat that I couldn’t partcipate in due to both ignorance and medical problems. Please remember me as a Lenny Bruce type or maybe Carlin, thanks.
36 - Goatee Era Seagal
Jan 18, 2017 • 68 min
We go real deep into the latest era of Seagal movies, And we have a sponsor now. Please give me feedback on the fact that we have ads now. Make sure to get mad at me about it. The premium episodes will always be ad free if it bothers you. I’m tired of…
35 - Cum Town Fires Back
Jan 12, 2017 • 71 min
We go in hard on Compound Media for kicking us out of the Anthony Cumia studios. Adam will personally fight any of the Staten Island salami-mongoloids that pay their bills
34 - We Gotta Get Rid Of The TV
Jan 4, 2017 • 73 min
Chapo Genius and all around good boy Wide Dick Willy Menaker joins us as we watch She’s All That and slowly come to the realization that the TV is going to destroy the podcast.
33 - Ugh. Wardell
Dec 29, 2016 • 68 min
I guess Brandon invited himself on the podcast again. I was too busy making smoothies to pay attention during this one. I’m sure he brought up some idiot vine star that a man his age (32) shouldn’t be obsessing over, ironically or otherwise.
32 - Crisis Averted
Dec 22, 2016 • 69 min
We almost didn’t have an episode this week after I forgot to upload the podcast because I got really into Sicario. That movie is tight. It reminds me of my own experiences, as a tier one operator. I was also in 9/11. Merry Christmas everyone.
31 - The Birthday Bitch
Dec 14, 2016 • 66 min
It’s my birthday. Or it was my birthday. I’m old now, and I’m sick. And children have to respect me. And I’m allowed to be racist now because I’m old and I beat the Nazis.
30 - Copycats
Dec 7, 2016 • 68 min
We covered a lot on this one. Lindy West. The new Apple products. Lindy again. I got a macbook. I really hate lindy. What the fuck is the Apple Watch anyways? It should be like one of those novelty clocks where every number just says “im gay”
29 - Customer Service
Nov 30, 2016 • 63 min
Coming hot off a poorly received premium episode, the boys save face by getting back to basics.
28 - How Many Y’all Like Sex
Nov 24, 2016 • 71 min
I guess Adam and Stav don’t know who Chris-Chan is somehow so I explain that to them for about 20 minutes or so. I don’t know how anyone could not know who Chris Chan is. I got mad at myself early on for fucking up and not being able to remember a lot of…
27 - Adam’s Last Stand
Nov 17, 2016 • 61 min
As the Patreon gets closer to $5000, Adam’s days are numbered. We make him defend his position on the podcast by doing another episode where I try to remember the plot of certain movies and inevitably get a detail wrong that belies my own racism.
Nov 10, 2016 • 62 min
The boys offer a big huge yas queen congrats to the slay queen herself who’s going to inspire little girls everywhere to be yas queens. Actually its mostly the kind of drunken political commentary you can hear in the waiting area of a Jiffy Lube. Adam…
25 - Playing Pretend
Nov 3, 2016 • 70 min
The boys reminisce on playing pretend, old games we used to play as kids. This is about as sentimental as the show gets folks. Were trying to do more family retarded, uh excuse me i meant family RELATED content. I want to sell the podcast to Nick Jr.…
24 - Ghost Stories
Oct 26, 2016 • 62 min
We get super scary for holloween (the original spelling) and swap scary stories. Also Stav works out a new character to get back at the guy that hurt his feelings.
23 - My New Drug Problem
Oct 20, 2016 • 74 min
Well I was up all night the other night to celebrate 3 years sober. Partied a little too hard and I was too tired to keep the energy going on this one. I think we all know we can’t rely on Adam for that so this was another bad one. Mea culpa folks. I’m…
22 - Ian’s Shitty Impressions
Oct 12, 2016 • 64 min
Ian Fidance joins us and demonstrates why his career as an impressionist has failed. He wore the same shirt as me which was from a ramen place that doesn’t sell shirts to people. Me and Ian have a bond; the kind that homosexual men are jealous of.
21 - Hot Fresh Debate Instant Reaction
Oct 6, 2016 • 61 min
Wow, immediate presidential debate reactions. Can you believe this trump guy? The hillary woman also? Jeeze louise. What a debate. Or was it? All these questions and more, with our recurring guest, Amber Frost.
20 - SD Tard
Sep 30, 2016 • 52 min
Oopsie damn daisy folks. Guess who 1) forgot to take the last episode off the SD card so this one got cut short at 51 minutes and 2) forgot to upload the episode like I jokingly said I would at the beginning of it. Amber (my roommate) is back on the…
19 - Rape Science
Sep 22, 2016 • 69 min
We get into some scientific stuff in this one. Ever hear of Bill Nye? Well imagine if he fucked. That’s basically what this show is. about.
18 - Je Suis Charlie
Sep 15, 2016 • 77 min
Honestly I’ve completely forgotten what we talked about on this one. I remember something about Charlie Hebdo. Mostly i was pissed that i had to take an uber to Stav’s and the uber driver kept asking me bullshit questions. Its like motherfucker stop…
17 - Old Friends
Sep 7, 2016 • 65 min
I had to take a minute to cover some controversy that happened this week on facebook. I don’t want to get into specifics but let’s just say it involved a guy who may or may not be related to Seth Dickfield. Adam and stav wanted to bully me out of talking…
16 - Back In Business
Aug 31, 2016 • 65 min
After a week long hiatus the crew is back and it hasn’t been a long enough vacation. Wardell joins us and screams into the microphone making it very hard to edit this episode. But its online now. We talk about a lot of the same stuff we’ve already covered…
15 - Another Girl Episode
Aug 17, 2016 • 57 min
Melissa stokoski joins us so I can yell about the aaron glaser rape thing with a woman in the room, which is how you get away with being problematic on the radio. I learned this from Ant.
14 - Cum Town After Dark
Aug 11, 2016 • 75 min
Im fucking tired as shit and i hate hAVing to edit and upload this gay shit every week and write a description. We talked about the usual stuff I think. So it’s racist. Oh and I forgot to include the audio but I beat stav in roast battle. Because I’m…
13 - Just For Laughs Recap
Aug 4, 2016 • 66 min
Back from a hot week in Montreal - super hot, lots of good industry buzz about Cum Town - the boys figure out which race is the next to be genocided via truck. Another late episode folks. Sometimes life gets in the way you know? Sometimes you forget what…
12 - Overconfidence
Jul 28, 2016 • 63 min
Coming in hot off last weeks killer episode with David Cross we’d thought it’d be nice to take it easy and wait till the last day possible before recording again. None of us did anything this weekend. I built a desk. I’m proud of it but you can’t…
11 - David Cross
Jul 19, 2016 • 74 min
This is the David Cross episode. David Cross was the guest. Yes for real. No it’s not a character. The real David Cross came on the show. We really broke comedy down with him, pro style. Solid interview. And its a day early because last weeks episode was…
10 - Killing Garfield
Jul 14, 2016 • 70 min
Sorry for the delay everyone, i was actually busy at uh, the black people matter protests. I was protesting for black people so I didn’t have time to upload this one, which was also delayed because Kurt Metzger rescheduled. Amber Frost (of the Baffler and…
9 - Technical Difficulties
Jul 6, 2016 • 75 min
(PLEASE REDOWNLOAD) Well this one’s jammed packed with content folks. Jim Norton joined us for the first half, but then the second half of his episode got fucked up when I forgot to change the batteries in the four track. So our good friend Felix of Chapo…
8 - The Eighth Episode
Jun 29, 2016 • 65 min
The 8th episode. We get really, really deep into this whole Brexit thing. Really insightful takes about Jeremy Corvair and Johnathan Primbles or whoever. And the guy with the hair. We had to use a conference room so theres an echo that makes this one…
7 - Autism Powers
Jun 22, 2016 • 66 min
Our biggest celeb get yet: the entire cast of Austin Powers joins us to discuss online harassment after Jim Norton cancelled when he found out the name of the podcast. We discuss this elusive Dickfield character. And I think we mention that new…
6 - Not Soon Enough
Jun 15, 2016 • 79 min
The boys hold a special session, same as our usual time, to discuss the damn news this week. Adam returns, and he’s not as bad this time.
5 - Cum Angels
Jun 8, 2016 • 63 min
Ive had to type out this description nine times because the podcast host is fucked up and wont upload the episode and I’m not typing it out again. Bonnie was on, shes great. I want to go to sleep
4 - Beef Squashers
Jun 1, 2016 • 47 min
After some trouble in paradise, Adam is left as the only Cum Boy. Dickfield has a medical emergency, and Adam meets Dickfield’s very outspoken cousin. Will Cum Town ever be the same? Find out on the final episode of America’s Most Beloved Podcast
3 - The Sleepy Boys
May 25, 2016 • 53 min
Dan Soder (@DanSoder) is our first bonafide guest. He’s got a real radio show on Sirius XM (the Bonfire), and he’s on television folks (Billions, Showtime), but you can tell from our friendly rapport that he considers both me and Stav to be…
2 - Real Hip Hop
May 18, 2016 • 58 min
Live from Stav’s office where they let us use one of the conference rooms, official Cum Boy Adam Friedland (@AdamFriedland) joins us to discuss cumming in his own face and why he can’t cum on other faces now. We talk about how Muslims go to the bathroom…
1 - The Original Cum Boys
May 11, 2016 • 50 min
Cum Boys NYC Originals Nick and Stav sit down and start a podcast. This one is different than other podcasts where two guys talk about people you don’t know. We get real dude. We take this shit seriously.