Nearly Coherent

Nearly Coherent

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A Podcast About Things & Stuff.


Just Take All Our Money, It’s Fine
Oct 15 • 54 min
eD! and Jeff talk about everything that happened at the “Hi, Speed” Apple Event, and spend a moment mourning our bank accounts come November 6th.
The Jungle Cat in the Room
Oct 12 • 28 min
eD! and Jeff talk about Chadwick Boseman, Sabertooth, and excellent pop-singles from movies!
Blue It
Sep 28 • 57 min
eD! and Jeff talk about all the happenings at the “Time Flies” Apple Event, and discuss the Microsoft Surface Duo!
200th Episode Extravaganza!
Sep 21 • 25 min
Having done this podcast for 197 more episodes than anyone ever thought they would, eD! and Jeff bring Nearly Coherent back to its roots: spending a bunch of time making fun of Dave, who finally accounts for where the hell he’s been all this time, and…
Talking Aboot Stuff
Sep 7 • 30 min
eD! and Jeff talk with the podcast’s #1 Fan, Sandy, about Nova Scotia, Canadian music, awkward injuries, and embarrassing YouTube channel-subscription accidents that certain people won’t ever live down!
An Extremely Subtle Allegory
Aug 3 • 29 min
eD! tells a story that’s been haunting him since childhood, Jeff breaks our brains with “Jeopardy!” facts, they talk about how weirdly high the bar is for what counts as news now, and reactions to the deal between AMC Theaters and Universal Studios!
Ka-CHING
Jul 29 • 29 min
eD! and Jeff discuss being gnarled old men, home massage equipment, Funko Pop! figures, and purchases they’ve made they might have wanted to spend a little bit more time thinking about!
Bad-Bad Songs, Good-Bad Movies
Jul 27 • 25 min
eD! and Jeff discuss terrible songs to have stuck in your head, a “Dave” that doesn’t suck, a behind-the-scenes look at how Nearly Coherent gets put together, and rumors about future “Fast and Furious” movies!
That’s a New Record
Jul 13 • 30 min
eD! and Jeff discuss buddy movies they want to see, inflatable hot tubs, “Black Panther 2” rumors, and totally lose track of what the hell is going on real quick.
You Got Doodie Hands
Jun 29 • 47 min
eD! and Jeff get all nerd-horny over everything announced at WWDC. It’s real steamy, folks!
Critical Mass
Jun 22 • 34 min
eD! and Jeff discuss what’s going on right now, and sincerely hope they didn’t totally blow it.
One Lie, Two Very Different Reactions
May 27 • 30 min
eD! and Jeff talk about Apple and Google’s COVID tracing API, the Snyder cut of “Justice League”, and chain restaurant delivery shenanigans!
The Ol’ Bah-Fooey
May 13 • 28 min
eD! and Jeff discuss eD!’s latest COVID-related dilemma, new MCU casting rumors, and updated Disney Plus release dates eD!’s very excited about.
What Becomes of eD!?
May 6 • 24 min
eD!, Jeff, and Val discuss burger concerns, a story adjacent to Val’s incredible dating history, and a follow-up to a story we forgot to talk about last week!
A Jerk, But The (Mostly) Lovable Kind
Apr 29 • 30 min
eD! and Jeff discuss the iPad Pro Magic Keyboard, analysis paralysis, and as-yet-undiscovered Easter eggs!
(Mostly) Avoiding the Negative!
Apr 22 • 30 min
eD! and Jeff discuss the iPhone SE, rumors about the iPhone 12, a television show they can agree is great, and almost avoid all discussion of COVID-19 entirely!
The Florida of Podcasts
Apr 15 • 24 min
Dumb essential workers, ridiculous fines, a warning about a show eD! loves that came to Netflix this month, and post-COVID plans!
That’s Not How You Use a Phone
Apr 8 • 27 min
eD! and Jeff talk Wisconsin voting, ridiculous COVID-19 purchases, conspiracy theories, and Jeff’s newfound personal growth!
Embarrassing All Our Children
Apr 1 • 30 min
eD! and Jeff talk about the worst news of the week, embarrassing Jeff’s kids with threats of TikTok, and some edgy commentary on root vegetables!
Such a Bumpkin
Mar 25 • 28 min
eD! and Jeff discuss the 2020 iPad Pro, excellent new offers from streaming services at the moral center of the internet, and their preferences in chicken preperation.
Sleepytime Meth
Mar 11 • 28 min
eD!, Jeff, and Val discuss “Love Is Blind”, Popeye, and new sleep aids!
Dime a Dozen Folk
Mar 4 • 28 min
eD! and Jeff discuss internet arguments, the Flat-Earth theory, Netflix shows, and new Twitter followers.
The Juwanna Mann Standard
Feb 26 • 25 min
eD! and Jeff discuss Jeff’s luxurious beard, talk about the movie eD!’s cousin wrote, Standing Up, Falling Down, and become very excited about a new smartphone case eD! can’t stop thinking about.
Jeff 2024
Feb 19 • 27 min
eD! and Jeff discuss Valentine adventures, the price of trumpets, terrible Twitter takes, and things that could tank Jeff’s theoretical political campaign!
Like an R-Rated Mr. Rogers
Feb 12 • 39 min
eD! and Jeff talk about new dinosaurs, the Oscars, and being so very old, oh man, it’s terrible.
Sports News Even eD! Cares About
Feb 5 • 76 min
eD!, Jeff, and Val discuss the happenings at some sporting event, eD!’s feelings on Coke Energy, some Netflix recommendations, and the most put-upon people in the service industry.
The Slippery Canal
Jan 22 • 40 min
eD! enjoys Panamá, but is kinda meh on his AirPods Pro! Jeff has iPad questions! And there’s guest appearances by some of eD!’s coworkers, which is very fancy!
At Least He’s Not Dave
Jan 14 • 60 min
eD! and Jeff discuss the Rise of Skywalker, the trailer for Black Widow, and how much Jared Leto sucks.
A Dasterdly Sneeze
Dec 18, 2019 • 60 min
In the last episode of the year, eD! and Jeff talk about self-diagnosing on the internet, awkward sneezes, and their favorite Joyous Holiday Season movies!
A Very Magical Cleaning Cloth
Dec 11, 2019 • 45 min
eD!, Jeff, and Val discuss Mac Pro configurations and very weird literary awards.
A Glass of Cherry Wine
Dec 4, 2019 • 48 min
eD!, Jeff, and Val talk Thanksgiving, beverage choices, and horrifying pictures of feet!
Dave Learns Hygiene!
Nov 20, 2019 • 34 min
eD! rants about a missing movie on Disney+, Val kills it with a PornHub comment, and Dave leans of fancy bathing accoutrements!
An Awkward Travel Restriction
Nov 13, 2019 • 45 min
eD!, Jeff, and Val talk some international news, presuming you count Iowa as “international”.
Accidental Rehab
Nov 6, 2019 • 40 min
Val’s finally back and accounts for where the heck she’s been!
Jeff Does a Good Job
Oct 30, 2019 • 43 min
Jeff is so excited about the AirPods Pro that he describes all the new features, and then eD! mentions another feature that Jeff didn’t know about and makes Jeff’s brain explode.
Things You Shouldn’t Do in a Hospital
Oct 16, 2019 • 48 min
eD! and Jeff talk about “Joker”.
Cougartown
Oct 9, 2019 • 59 min
Come for eD!’s impersonation of a penis, stay for his tales of angels working the check-in counter at airport hotels!
Extremely White Activities
Oct 2, 2019 • 39 min
Jeff goes apple picking, Dave is going apple picking, eD! wants to go apple picking. It’s the whitest we’ve all ever been, and if you’ve seen us, you know that’s saying something.
A Very Reasonable App Purchase
Sep 25, 2019 • 44 min
eD! and Jeff discuss eD!’s shiny new Apple products, well-reasoned (yet idiotic) unnecessary app purchases, and Star Wars: Galaxy’s Edge.
Midnight Green is the Dave of Colors
Sep 11, 2019 • 59 min
eD!, Jeff, and Dave talk about the new iPhones 11, Apple Watch Series 5, and all the other shenanigans from Apple’s event on Tuesday.
They Can’t All Be Winners
Sep 4, 2019 • 38 min
eD!, Jeff, and Dave discuss eD!’s annoyance at iPhone naming practices, people with too many teeth, horrifying spiders, and probably about how they’re all super-exhausted, although that might’ve been before we hit record, who knows?
Banana Herpes
Aug 29, 2019 • 39 min
eD! and Dave discuss lunchtime mishaps, the Popeye’s chicken sandwich, and a follow-up to one of the first Dave’s News Corners he ever made us suffer through.
DCBPF
Aug 22, 2019 • 49 min
eD! and Jeff discuss Spider-Man leaving the MCU, how great remote work is, and cyber security as it applies to things you’d shove in a butt.
Birthday Sprints
Aug 8, 2019 • 42 min
eD! and Jeff discuss birthday celebrations, the horrors of LaGuardia, the somehow more horrifying O’Hare, and hot fudge.
An Objectively Terrible Snack
Jul 25, 2019 • 68 min
eD!, Jeff, Dave and Val talk about protests, Phase 4 of the MCU, and storming Area 51.
An Unexpected Invitation
Jul 11, 2019 • 51 min
eD!, Jeff, and Dave discuss the latest happenings with Apple, movie theater mishaps, Dave’s News Corner, and eD! receives an invitation to an event from an unexpected source.
Hot and Humble
Jul 4, 2019 • 63 min
eD!, Jeff, Dave, and Val talk about wedding venues, baby naming, eD! being a terrible monster, and the spelling of “cookies”.
Excellent Dancing
Jun 26, 2019 • 50 min
eD!, Jeff, and Dave discuss adventures in drinking, the “Avengers: Endgame” re-release, new plays that you might find at your local high school theater soon, and movies that bombed so very, very hard.
A Dissertation on Flatulence-Focused Poetry
Jun 18, 2019 • 44 min
eD!, Jeff, and Val discuss crazed sports parents and delightful poems focused on a universal experience.
Celebrity Death Match
Jun 12, 2019 • 56 min
eD!, Jeff, and Val discuss the Bieber/Cruise fight challenge, the celebrities they’d want to fight, and Val discusses some additional interesting choices she’s made in her dating history!
An Expensive Cheese Grater
Jun 5, 2019 • 62 min
eD!, Jeff, and Dave talk about Dave’s wedding venue hunting, eD!’s latest instance of being a jerk to a child, and all the WWDC updates!
That’s Not How the Infinity Gauntlet Works
May 31, 2019 • 53 min
eD!, Jeff, and Val talk about high school band, interactions with children at weddings, and travel shenanigans.
Just Sponsor Us Already, Moe’s Southwest Grill
May 15, 2019 • 47 min
eD! and Jeff talk about the existence of Blimpie, diner decor, and how amazing Moe’s Queso is.
It’s Been Two Years and eD!’s Still Mad
May 8, 2019 • 70 min
eD!, Jeff, and Val discuss endings to TV shows and eD! gets a little heated about the ending of “Pretty Little Liars.”
Endgame
May 2, 2019 • 50 min
eD!, Jeff, and Dave engage in a very spoiler-tastic discussion of “Avengers: Endgame.”
It’s About Time, Dave!
May 2, 2019 • 53 min
In the most personal of all Dave’s News Corners, Dave finally does something good for a change, and we’re here to mock/congratulate (mockgradulate?) him for it!
Awkward Theme Park Ride Inspiration
Apr 24, 2019 • 47 min
eD! and Jeff talk Disney+, “Avengers: Endgame” theories, and MCU movie rankings!
Impossible!
Apr 17, 2019 • 49 min
eD!, Dave, and Val talk about horrifying discoveries, a Dave’s News Corner that will haunt your dreams, and Val’s got a new favorite subreddit for everyone to visit.
Two Week Old Thoughts
Apr 10, 2019 • 56 min
eD!, Jeff, and Val talk about a thing that eD! thought to mention after Apple’s event that he didn’t, so please pretend he said it then. Thank you for your consideration in this matter. They also talk about music and farts. This might be the most on-brand…
Nas-Tay Mannequins
Apr 3, 2019 • 42 min
eD!, Jeff, Dave, Val, and Val’s friends discuss space turds, freaky goings-on of mannequins, and we celebrate Dave’s birthday by telling the embarrassing story of Dave’s 21st birthday!
Self Service
Mar 27, 2019 • 59 min
eD!, Jeff, and Val discuss the latest Apple event!
Parenting Pro-Tips!
Mar 20, 2019 • 63 min
eD!, Jeff, and Dave talk new iPads, “Captain Marvel,” and the return of James Gunn to “Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3!”
Let’s Get Freaky
Mar 6, 2019 • 65 min
eD!, Jeff, Dave, and Val discuss John Candy, new complications for Dave’s News Corner, and Val celebrates the 100th episode by bringing the tale of a date so bad that it might have warped her brain!
Alien Ranch
Feb 27, 2019 • 52 min
eD!, Jeff, and Val discuss pretty terrible opportunities in Arizona real estate.
Many Moose
Feb 20, 2019 • 44 min
eD!, Jeff, Dave, and Val discuss a pair of Dave’s News Corners and an instance of mistaken identity.
The Magic Man
Feb 13, 2019 • 59 min
eD!, Jeff, Dave, and Val talk about some horrendous dates Val’s been on.
Hpstr Htls
Feb 6, 2019 • 49 min
eD!, Jeff, and Val discuss performative wildness, that sportsball game over the weekend, and eD! is so doped up on allergy meds that he eventually stops responding altogether!
Teeth!
Jan 30, 2019 • 54 min
eD!, Jeff, and Val talk about exorcisms.
The Fieri Appreciation Society
Jan 23, 2019 • 44 min
eD! and Jeff discuss Nickleback, mail carriers, and Ed Hardy wine.
Hell is Other People
Jan 16, 2019 • 34 min
eD! and Jeff discuss customer service, dental hygiene, and BBQ.
Blow Your Nose
Jan 9, 2019 • 49 min
eD! and Jeff discuss CES and how a particular someone (Dave) did something on Instagram (it was Dave) that was annoying (I want to make sure it’s clear that this was Dave).
Gas Station Fried Chicken
Dec 19, 2018 • 53 min
For the last episode of 2018, eD!, Jeff, and Val discuss road trips and Dave’s new social media account. You can feel free to follow Dave’s new Instagram account here!
Baggage of the Non-Emotional Variety
Dec 6, 2018 • 61 min
eD!, Jeff, and Val talk about the new “Captain Marvel” trailer.
Holiday Shenanigans
Nov 28, 2018 • 61 min
eD!, Jeff, and Val talk about family Thanksgiving shenanigans.
The Ballad of Big Mama and Emily Generalstore
Nov 21, 2018 • 45 min
eD!, Jeff, and Val discuss board games and being old.
Regards, the Papoose
Nov 15, 2018 • 71 min
eD!, Jeff, and Val talk about iPads, “Die Hard,” and dead relatives watching over you.
The Ol’ Palm Pilot
Nov 7, 2018 • 39 min
eD!, Jeff, and Val discuss weird translations.
Medical Marvel
Nov 1, 2018 • 60 min
eD!, Jeff, Dave and Val talk about the happenings at the Apple Event, some Juggalo feuding, and we finally solve the mystery of where Dave’s been all this time.
The Nightmare’s Over
Oct 24, 2018 • 47 min
eD! and Jeff discuss winning the Mega Millions, which, spoiler, they do not.
Never-Ending Lack of Regret
Sep 26, 2018 • 43 min
eD! and Jeff discuss the Never-Ending Pasta Bowl at Olive Garden. And other things. But frankly eD! was too full of pasta to remember anything else that happened so you’ll have to listen to see what happened.
The Fastest Google
Sep 19, 2018 • 49 min
eD! and Jeff discuss Spider-Man on PS4
Merry Nerd Christmas
Sep 13, 2018 • 55 min
eD! and Jeff discuss the Apple event, because what else did you think we’d talk about today?
Jeff’s Embarrassment
Aug 29, 2018 • 43 min
eD! and Jeff talk about robocalls and Apple Watches.
Blame Dave
Aug 23, 2018 • 48 min
eD! and Val talk about a bunch of stuff, but that’s not important — what’s important is why this episode wasn’t posted yesterday. It’s because of Dave. We all knew that, in our hearts, but it feels good to come out and say it, you know? If you’d like to…
Dave’s Treachery
Aug 15, 2018 • 9 min
Dave is a jerk, even more than he usually is.
Preposition Trouble
Aug 8, 2018 • 41 min
eD! and Jeff are excited to now be the #1 podcast discussing gay frogs on Apple Podcasts.
The Ol’ Buzz-N-Tickle
Aug 1, 2018 • 41 min
eD!, Dave, and Val talk about dreams and psychological torture.
Everything is (Still) Awful
Jul 25, 2018 • 52 min
eD! and Jeff talk about James Gunn, Chris Hardwick, and potentially disappointing thoughts on Batman if you can believe we get that far down the rabbit hole of terrible things.
Live via Satellite
Jul 18, 2018 • 31 min
eD!, Jeff, and Dave discuss meetings and MacBooks.
Villain Meeting
Jul 11, 2018 • 46 min
eD!, Jeff, and Val look like a meeting of cartoon super-villains.
Animal Noises
Jul 4, 2018 • 44 min
eD!, Dave, and Val talk about Pity Clubs.
Hooked on Nutrients
Jun 27, 2018 • 45 min
eD! and Jeff talk about happenings from Montréal.
Not the Pork Belly!
Jun 20, 2018 • 27 min
eD!, Jeff, Dave, and Val chat about things that seemed terrible when this was recorded but then child concentration camps started so they seem pretty quaint in hindsight.
Episode 69 (And We Don’t Mention It Once)
Jun 13, 2018 • 39 min
eD!, Jeff, Dave, and Val discuss the human brains.
Mojambo
Jun 6, 2018 • 51 min
eD!, Jeff, Dave, and Val discuss the happenings at WWDC.
A Massive Bruise
May 30, 2018 • 44 min
eD!, Jeff, and Val discuss gravity.
Podcast by Candlelight
May 23, 2018 • 58 min
eD! and Jeff could use a nap.
3-Week-Old Spoilers
May 17, 2018 • 65 min
eD!, Jeff, Dave, and Val finally chat about “Infinity War.”
The Abstract Juggalo
May 10, 2018 • 75 min
eD!, Jeff, and Val talk about not talking about “Avengers: Infinity War”.
Spoiler-Free
May 2, 2018 • 47 min
eD! and Jeff discuss “Avengers”-themed sex toys.