Nearly Coherent

Nearly Coherent

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A Podcast About Things & Stuff.


The Ol’ Bah-Fooey
May 13 • 28 min
eD! and Jeff discuss eD!’s latest COVID-related dilemma, new MCU casting rumors, and updated Disney Plus release dates eD!’s very excited about.
What Becomes of eD!?
May 6 • 24 min
eD!, Jeff, and Val discuss burger concerns, a story adjacent to Val’s incredible dating history, and a follow-up to a story we forgot to talk about last week!
A Jerk, But The (Mostly) Lovable Kind
Apr 29 • 30 min
eD! and Jeff discuss the iPad Pro Magic Keyboard, analysis paralysis, and as-yet-undiscovered Easter eggs!
(Mostly) Avoiding the Negative!
Apr 22 • 30 min
eD! and Jeff discuss the iPhone SE, rumors about the iPhone 12, a television show they can agree is great, and almost avoid all discussion of COVID-19 entirely!
The Florida of Podcasts
Apr 15 • 24 min
Dumb essential workers, ridiculous fines, a warning about a show eD! loves that came to Netflix this month, and post-COVID plans!
That’s Not How You Use a Phone
Apr 8 • 27 min
eD! and Jeff talk Wisconsin voting, ridiculous COVID-19 purchases, conspiracy theories, and Jeff’s newfound personal growth!
Embarrassing All Our Children
Apr 1 • 30 min
eD! and Jeff talk about the worst news of the week, embarrassing Jeff’s kids with threats of TikTok, and some edgy commentary on root vegetables!
Such a Bumpkin
Mar 25 • 28 min
eD! and Jeff discuss the 2020 iPad Pro, excellent new offers from streaming services at the moral center of the internet, and their preferences in chicken preperation.
Sleepytime Meth
Mar 11 • 28 min
eD!, Jeff, and Val discuss “Love Is Blind”, Popeye, and new sleep aids!
Dime a Dozen Folk
Mar 4 • 28 min
eD! and Jeff discuss internet arguments, the Flat-Earth theory, Netflix shows, and new Twitter followers.
The Juwanna Mann Standard
Feb 26 • 25 min
eD! and Jeff discuss Jeff’s luxurious beard, talk about the movie eD!’s cousin wrote, Standing Up, Falling Down, and become very excited about a new smartphone case eD! can’t stop thinking about.
Jeff 2024
Feb 19 • 27 min
eD! and Jeff discuss Valentine adventures, the price of trumpets, terrible Twitter takes, and things that could tank Jeff’s theoretical political campaign!
Like an R-Rated Mr. Rogers
Feb 12 • 39 min
eD! and Jeff talk about new dinosaurs, the Oscars, and being so very old, oh man, it’s terrible.
Sports News Even eD! Cares About
Feb 5 • 76 min
eD!, Jeff, and Val discuss the happenings at some sporting event, eD!’s feelings on Coke Energy, some Netflix recommendations, and the most put-upon people in the service industry.
The Slippery Canal
Jan 22 • 40 min
eD! enjoys Panamá, but is kinda meh on his AirPods Pro! Jeff has iPad questions! And there’s guest appearances by some of eD!’s coworkers, which is very fancy!
At Least He’s Not Dave
Jan 14 • 60 min
eD! and Jeff discuss the Rise of Skywalker, the trailer for Black Widow, and how much Jared Leto sucks. Oh, and we spoil a lot of Rise of Skywalker, so if you haven’t seen it, ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
A Dasterdly Sneeze
Dec 18, 2019 • 60 min
In the last episode of the year, eD! and Jeff talk about self-diagnosing on the internet, awkward sneezes, and their favorite Joyous Holiday Season movies!
A Very Magical Cleaning Cloth
Dec 11, 2019 • 45 min
eD!, Jeff, and Val discuss Mac Pro configurations and very weird literary awards.
A Glass of Cherry Wine
Dec 4, 2019 • 48 min
eD!, Jeff, and Val talk Thanksgiving, beverage choices, and horrifying pictures of feet!
Dave Learns Hygiene!
Nov 20, 2019 • 34 min
eD! rants about a missing movie on Disney+, Val kills it with a PornHub comment, and Dave leans of fancy bathing accoutrements!
An Awkward Travel Restriction
Nov 13, 2019 • 45 min
eD!, Jeff, and Val talk some international news, presuming you count Iowa as “international”.
Accidental Rehab
Nov 6, 2019 • 40 min
Val’s finally back and accounts for where the heck she’s been!
Jeff Does a Good Job
Oct 30, 2019 • 43 min
Jeff is so excited about the AirPods Pro that he describes all the new features, and then eD! mentions another feature that Jeff didn’t know about and makes Jeff’s brain explode. Also: The pronunciation of “soup”, HBO Max, and sports news eD! greatly…
Things You Shouldn’t Do in a Hospital
Oct 16, 2019 • 48 min
eD! and Jeff talk about Joker. And spoil every last thing in it. Don’t say we didn’t warn you and tweet at us angrily later.
Cougartown
Oct 9, 2019 • 59 min
Come for eD!’s impersonation of a penis, stay for his tales of angels working the check-in counter at airport hotels!
Extremely White Activities
Oct 2, 2019 • 39 min
Jeff goes apple picking, Dave is going apple picking, eD! wants to go apple picking. It’s the whitest we’ve all ever been, and if you’ve seen us, you know that’s saying something. Also: we find out what cockfishing is, and will never be able to not know…
A Very Reasonable App Purchase
Sep 25, 2019 • 44 min
eD! and Jeff discuss eD!’s shiny new Apple products, well-reasoned (yet idiotic) unnecessary app purchases, and Star Wars: Galaxy’s Edge.
Midnight Green is the Dave of Colors
Sep 11, 2019 • 59 min
eD!, Jeff, and Dave talk about the new iPhones 11, Apple Watch Series 5, and all the other shenanigans from Apple’s event on Tuesday.
They Can’t All Be Winners
Sep 4, 2019 • 38 min
eD!, Jeff, and Dave discuss eD!’s annoyance at iPhone naming practices, people with too many teeth, horrifying spiders, and probably about how they’re all super-exhausted, although that might’ve been before we hit record, who knows?
Banana Herpes
Aug 29, 2019 • 39 min
eD! and Dave discuss lunchtime mishaps, the Popeye’s chicken sandwich, and a follow-up to one of the first Dave’s News Corners he ever made us suffer through.
DCBPF
Aug 22, 2019 • 49 min
eD! and Jeff discuss Spider-Man leaving the MCU, how great remote work is, and cyber security as it applies to things you’d shove in a butt.
Birthday Sprints
Aug 8, 2019 • 42 min
eD! and Jeff discuss birthday celebrations, the horrors of LaGuardia, the somehow more horrifying O’Hare, and hot fudge.
An Objectively Terrible Snack
Jul 25, 2019 • 68 min
eD!, Jeff, Dave and Val talk about protests, Phase 4 of the MCU, and storming Area 51.
An Unexpected Invitation
Jul 11, 2019 • 51 min
eD!, Jeff, and Dave discuss the latest happenings with Apple, movie theater mishaps, Dave’s News Corner, and eD! receives an invitation to an event from an unexpected source.
Hot and Humble
Jul 4, 2019 • 63 min
eD!, Jeff, Dave, and Val talk about wedding venues, baby naming, eD! being a terrible monster, and the spelling of “cookies”. No, seriously, that is how you spell it, right?
Excellent Dancing
Jun 26, 2019 • 50 min
eD!, Jeff, and Dave discuss adventures in drinking, the “Avengers: Endgame” re-release, new plays that you might find at your local high school theater soon, and movies that bombed so very, very hard.
A Dissertation on Flatulence-Focused Poetry
Jun 18, 2019 • 44 min
eD!, Jeff, and Val discuss crazed sports parents and delightful poems focused on a universal experience.
Celebrity Death Match
Jun 12, 2019 • 56 min
eD!, Jeff, and Val discuss the Bieber/Cruise fight challenge, the celebrities they’d want to fight, and Val discusses some additional interesting choices she’s made in her dating history!
An Expensive Cheese Grater
Jun 5, 2019 • 62 min
eD!, Jeff, and Dave talk about Dave’s wedding venue hunting, eD!’s latest instance of being a jerk to a child, and all the WWDC updates!
That’s Not How the Infinity Gauntlet Works
May 31, 2019 • 53 min
eD!, Jeff, and Val talk about high school band, interactions with children at weddings, and travel shenanigans.
Just Sponsor Us Already, Moe’s Southwest Grill
May 15, 2019 • 47 min
eD! and Jeff talk about the existence of Blimpie, diner decor, and how amazing Moe’s Queso is.
It’s Been Two Years and eD!’s Still Mad
May 8, 2019 • 70 min
eD!, Jeff, and Val discuss endings to TV shows and eD! gets a little heated about the ending of “Pretty Little Liars.” And no, he has no plans on letting that anger go, thank you very much.
Endgame
May 2, 2019 • 50 min
It’s About Time, Dave!
May 2, 2019 • 53 min
Awkward Theme Park Ride Inspiration
Apr 24, 2019 • 47 min
Impossible!
Apr 17, 2019 • 49 min
Two Week Old Thoughts
Apr 10, 2019 • 56 min
Nas-Tay Mannequins
Apr 3, 2019 • 42 min
Self Service
Mar 27, 2019 • 59 min
Parenting Pro-Tips!
Mar 20, 2019 • 63 min
Let’s Get Freaky
Mar 6, 2019 • 65 min
Alien Ranch
Feb 27, 2019 • 52 min
Many Moose
Feb 20, 2019 • 44 min
The Magic Man
Feb 13, 2019 • 59 min
Hpstr Htls
Feb 6, 2019 • 49 min
Teeth!
Jan 30, 2019 • 54 min
The Fieri Appreciation Society
Jan 23, 2019 • 44 min
Hell is Other People
Jan 16, 2019 • 34 min
Blow Your Nose
Jan 9, 2019 • 49 min
Gas Station Fried Chicken
Dec 19, 2018 • 53 min
Baggage of the Non-Emotional Variety
Dec 6, 2018 • 61 min
Holiday Shenanigans
Nov 28, 2018 • 61 min
The Ballad of Big Mama and Emily Generalstore
Nov 21, 2018 • 45 min
Regards, the Papoose
Nov 15, 2018 • 71 min
The Ol’ Palm Pilot
Nov 7, 2018 • 39 min
Medical Marvel
Nov 1, 2018 • 60 min
eD!, Jeff, Dave and Val talk about the happenings at the Apple Event, some Juggalo feuding, and we finally solve the mystery of where Dave’s been all this time.
The Nightmare’s Over
Oct 24, 2018 • 47 min
eD! and Jeff discuss winning the Mega Millions, which, spoiler, they do not.
Never-Ending Lack of Regret
Sep 26, 2018 • 43 min
The Fastest Google
Sep 19, 2018 • 49 min
Merry Nerd Christmas
Sep 13, 2018 • 55 min
Jeff’s Embarrassment
Aug 29, 2018 • 43 min
Blame Dave
Aug 23, 2018 • 48 min
Dave’s Treachery
Aug 15, 2018 • 9 min
Preposition Trouble
Aug 8, 2018 • 41 min
The Ol’ Buzz-N-Tickle
Aug 1, 2018 • 41 min
Everything is Awful
Jul 25, 2018 • 52 min
Live via Satellite
Jul 18, 2018 • 31 min
Villain Meeting
Jul 11, 2018 • 46 min
Animal Noises
Jul 4, 2018 • 44 min
Hooked on Nutrients
Jun 27, 2018 • 45 min
eD! and Jeff talk about happenings from Montréal.
Not the Pork Belly!
Jun 20, 2018 • 27 min
Episode 69 (And We Don’t Mention It Once)
Jun 13, 2018 • 39 min
Mojambo
Jun 6, 2018 • 51 min
A Massive Bruise
May 30, 2018 • 44 min
Podcast by Candlelight
May 23, 2018 • 58 min
3-Week-Old Spoilers
May 17, 2018 • 65 min
The Abstract Juggalo
May 10, 2018 • 75 min
Spoiler-Free
May 2, 2018 • 47 min
Tony, Not Steve
Apr 25, 2018 • 15 min
Soul Medicine
Apr 18, 2018 • 60 min
An Impressive Lexicon
Apr 9, 2018 • 50 min
eD!, Jeff, and Val discuss Dog Law™.
The Hundredth Episode
Apr 5, 2018 • 52 min
eD!, Jeff, and Dave discuss Beef Wellington, Florida.
A Natural Juggalo
Mar 28, 2018 • 61 min
eD! spends a lot of time talking about how much he hates Facebook. It’s the most relatable he’s ever been, honestly.
Sambuka and Emergen-C
Mar 21, 2018 • 41 min
Do you think Jeff once almost started an international incident? SPOILER the answer is yes.
Murder Song
Mar 14, 2018 • 62 min
Looking for a podcast that talks about polkas, musical theater, and murder in one episode? Buddy, have I got good news for you!
Dave’s Shining Moment
Mar 7, 2018 • 42 min
A discussion about things and stuff occurs.
You Are Jeff!
Feb 28, 2018 • 35 min
The Return of Jeff.
Follow Your Passion!
Feb 14, 2018 • 55 min
Black Panther, botched drug raids, and bad dating stories!
AbandoneD!
Feb 6, 2018 • 23 min
Everyone else might be busy, but eD! cares enough about you to do an episode, alone, just so you have something to listen to.
You’re Not Jeff, Part 2
Jan 31, 2018 • 39 min
Grumpy Cat triumphant, awkward HomePod reviews, and a new app eD! is dying to try.