Gossip Girls

Gossip Girls

59 - S3x16: “The Empire Strikes Jack”

Mar 26 • 84 min

Wakey Wakey Upper East Podcaster! C and S are back and things are happeninggggg! Basshole has some serious Mommy Issues, but will Jack make them worse? Blair doesn’t have any friends at school, but will Eleanor judge her for her shortcomings? Serena and…

58 - S3x15: “The Sixteen Year Old Virgin”

Mar 4 • 66 min

Wakey Wakey Upper East Podcasters! C and S are back with a new episode of Gossip Girls! Basshole is getting sued by his staff, but does his family have his back? Jenny is out here in these streets and in the sheets with Damien, does will she go all the…

Gossip Girls Blast #5: Call Me By Your Name, starring Armie Hammer

Feb 26 • 66 min

57 - S3x14: “The Lady Vanished”

Feb 12 • 60 min

Wakey Wakey Upper East Podcasters! C and S are back with a new episode of Gossip Girls! Serena and Nate are a FULL ON COUPLE NOW?? And doing stuff with food?? Basshole is trying to deal with his Mother Issues, but will he let Blair help? Or will Serena…

56 - S3x13: “The Hurt Locket”

Jan 29 • 55 min

Wakey Wakey Upper East Podcasters! C and S are back with a new episode of Gossip Girls! Serena and Nate are making a boring love sandwich with each other or something, and are getting advice from Blair and Dan about how to handle their new relationship,…

Gossip Girls Blast #4: I, Tonya, starring Sebastian Stan

Jan 22 • 38 min

Wakey Waker Upper Easter Podcasters! We have another Gossip Girls Blast, this time, for Sebastian Stan’s “I, Tonya”. C and S discuss everything that happened way back in 1994, when they were basically infants, when figure skating took over the world, and…

55 - S3x12: “The Debarted”

Jan 15 • 69 min

Wakey Wakey Upper East Podcaster! C and S are back and things are happeninggggg! Will Serena and Dripp enjoy their tryst in Upstate New York, or get interrupted by Maurine? And will they make it out alive? Basshole is sad about his dead Dad, but will…

54 - S3x11: “The Treasure of Serena Madre”

Jan 2 • 55 min

Wakey Wakey Upper East Podcasters! C and S talked before the end of the year, to talk about another holiday, THANKSGIVING. And boy, are our UESers dishing out hot takes, messy comebacks, and petty squabbles. Serena and Tripp, or Drip, are getting closer…

Gossip Girl Blast #3: Gossip Girls Christmas Extravaganza: A Christmas Kiss!

Dec 18, 2017 • 48 min

Wakey Wakey Upper East Podcasters! It’s a Christmas Episode Extravaganza, and we are reviewing the ION Television Masterpiece, A Christmas Kiss, featuring Gossip Girl Season 2 alum, Miss Carr! You know, the teacher that hooked up with Lonely Boy? Well,…

53 - S3x10 - The Last Days of the Disco Stick

Dec 11, 2017 • 81 min

Wakey Wakey Upper East Podcasters! C and S are back with the gang, and everyone is very theatrical! Will Dan come back from the threesome with Olivia and Vanessa unscathed? Or is it curtains for a certain couple? And will Blair have something to do with…

Gossip Girl Blast #2: A Word from The Gossip Girls

Dec 4, 2017 • 23 min

Trigger Warning: C and S discuss sexual harassment, sexual misconduct, and sexual assault. If this isn’t your jam, please come back next week with a new episode review. XOXO, Gossip Girls.

52 - S3x09: “They Shoot Humphreys, Don’t They?” with special guest Maria Ranahan

Nov 13, 2017 • 92 min

Wakey Wakey Upper East Podcasters! C and S, with special guest, M, are back at the annual cotillion, but this time, it’s personal. At least for Little J, who is trying her best to erase her past and rise from the ashes as Queen Jenny, but will she…

51 - S3x08 - The Grandfather: Part II

Nov 6, 2017 • 50 min

Wakey Wakey Upper East Podcasters! C and S are back with a new episode, and this time, it gets political. While Tripp is getting groomed for Congress, Nate and Grandfather Vanderbilt are gonna get him in there, one way or another. Serena and Blair are at…

50 - S3x07 - How to Succeed in Bassness

Oct 9, 2017 • 63 min

Wakey Wakey Upper East Podcasters! It’s Halloween on the UES where the monsters not only come out at night. Will Blair prove herself to Chuck, or will her schemes pull them further apart? Serena is helping Dan and Olivia stay together, but will it…

48 - S3x06: Enough about Eve

Sep 25, 2017 • 92 min

UPDATED VERSION. IF YOU HAVE DOWNLOADED AN EARLIER VERSION, PLEASE RE-DOWNLOAD. Wakey Wakey Upper East Podcasters! C and S are back, and Blair and Vanessa are going head to head to for a speech that’s supposed to be important for reason? Also, Serena and…

47 - S3x05: Rufus Getting Married, with special guest Cristina Vanko

Sep 11, 2017 • 107 min

Wakey Wakey Upper East Podcasters! C and S have another C in the house, as their special guest to the wedding of the century, Rufus and Lily are FINALLY getting married, but will they make it to the alter? Will Serena ever find out with Carter did to the…

46 - S3x04: Dan de Fleurette

Aug 28, 2017 • 83 min

Wakey Wakey Upper East Podcasters! There’s a new girl in town, and haven’t we seen her before? And she’s FAMOUS. But what is she hanging out with Dan? Serena is trying to be a working girl, but who wants that? Blair is backsliding, but will Chuck and…

45 - S3x03: The Lost Boy

Aug 14, 2017 • 80 min

Wakey Wakey Upper East Podcasters! C and S are pretty bored at the Sotheby’s auction, but will the attendees be anymore interesting? Dan and Georgina have been getting to know each other’s anatomy better, but will Blair have to witness it? Blair can’t…

44 - S3x02: The Freshmen

Aug 7, 2017 • 87 min

Today’s show is brought to you by LOLA - get $5 off your first month at www.trymylola.com/gossipgirls.simplecast.com. Wakey Wakey Upper East Podcasters, C and S are heading to college! Blair, Dan, Vanessa, and Serena are all headed to college, but will…

43 - S3x01: Reversals of Fortune

Jul 31, 2017 • 93 min

Today’s show is brought to you by LOLA - get $5 off your first month at www.trymylola.com/gossipgirls.simplecast.com. Wakey Wakey Upper East Podcasters, the gang has returned for Season 3, as C and S try to get a hold of themselves, seeing everyone back…

42 - S2x25: The Goodbye Gossip Girl, with special guest Brontë Mansfield

Jul 24, 2017 • 103 min

Wakey Wakey, Upper East Podcasters! C and S have invited special guest “B”, to join the commencement of our Constance Billard/St Jude’s graduates! Will Blair tell Chuck she knows he loves her? Will Chuck actually tell Blair he loves her to his face? Will…

41 - S2x24: Valley Girls

Jul 17, 2017 • 73 min

Wakey Wakey Upper East Podcasters! We are taking a blast from the past as we visit a young Lily Rhodes in 1983! Will Lily meet a young Rufus Humphrey or meet the father of her kids? Lily meets up with her sister, Carol, but what hijinks will they get…

40 - S2x23: The Wrath of Con

Jun 12, 2017 • 71 min

This week, C and S discuss “The Wrath of Con”, as Serena sets up a sting operation to get even with Poppy. Nate, Blair, Chuck, and Georgina are at hand for the caper, but will they get busted by one of their own? Rufus wants to propose to Lily, but will…

39 - S2x22: Southern Gentlemen Prefer Blondes

Jun 5, 2017 • 70 min

This week, C and S dig into “Southern Gentlemen Prefer Blondes”, and continue to make fun of Armie Hammer. Blair doesn’t trust Gabriel as far as she can throw him, but will that throw her into the arms of Nate or Chuck? Serena is blindly falling deeper in…

38 - S2x21: Sedar Anything

May 30, 2017 • 75 min

WE HAVE RETURNED! Due to some tech issues, this episode had to be re-recorded, but C and S are as charming as ever. Serena is fresh from Barcelona, but did she bring back more drama? Blair and Nate are the golden couple again, but for how long? Chuck is…

37 - S2x20: The Remains of J

Mar 27, 2017 • 63 min

Wakey wakey Upper East Podcasters! It’s Little J’s SWEET SIXTEEN, but Serena has other plans in store. Nate and Blair are heating up, but not fast enough for Blair’s liking. And Vanessa tries to get Nate back, but will working with Chuck be more than she…

36 - S2x19: The Grandfather

Mar 20, 2017 • 68 min

Wakey wakey Upper East Podcasters! It’s a Nate centric episode, but will he stay Aioli Boy, or become Mayo Nate once again? Will Vanessa keep up with the Vanderbilts, or will she take the next car back to BK? Will Blair get her fill of hijinks with…

35 - S2x18: The Age of Dissodance

Mar 14, 2017 • 67 min

Wakey Wakey Upper East Podcasters! Everyone is in the play, except Chuck, because of his crippling stage fright. Miss Carr and Dan get closer, but have to stay apart. Someone is gunning for Blair, but will it take away her precious Yale? Jenny made…

35 - S2x17: Carnal Knowledge

Mar 6, 2017 • 60 min

Wakey Wakey Upper East Podcasters! Revenge is a dish best served cold, but this gossip is too hot to handle. Blair’s on the war path to take down Miss Carr, but will it cost her Yale? Serena and Dan are growing more distant, with Dan getting closer to…

34 - S2x16: You’ve Got Yale!

Feb 6, 2017 • 74 min

Wakey Wakey Upper East Podcasters, we are BACK from winter break, and we are here for the drama. Everyone is getting some culture at the Opera, but is everyone ready? Will Chuck find an unlikely ally in Lily in his fight against Jack, or will she get…

Gossip Girl Blast #1: Chalet Girl, starring Ed Westwick

Jan 16, 2017 • 54 min

Wakey wakey, Upper East Podcasters! We are taking short holiday from New York and visiting a chalet in the Austria mountains. We’ve encountered our friend Chuck Bass, who now has an English accent (his real accent!) and he’s now going by Jonny. Felicity…

33 - S2x15: Gone with the Will

Jan 2, 2017 • 77 min

Wakey wakey, Upper East Podcasters. The tea is served up, ready and piping hot for your drinking pleasure! First up, the Bart Bass will is read, and we find out the eternal question of Who is the Boss? Spoiler: it’s not Tony Danza. Will Blair be at…

32 - S2x14: In The Realm of the Basses

Dec 12, 2016 • 78 min

Wakey Wakey, Upper East Podcasters, the votes are in, and 2017 is gonna be a trashfire! We are also in a brand new year, 2009! Will Blair “start over”? Or will she get pulled back into Chuck’s orbit? Serena and Dan are also back together? But for how…

31 - S2x13: Oh Brother, Where Bart Thou? with special guests Jon Pernisek and Brandon Shockney

Dec 5, 2016 • 109 min

Wakey Wakey, Upper East Podcasters! C and S welcome Two Rude Dudes, B and J to discuss the aftermath of the Winter Ball. How will Chuck survive without his Bart? Or Lily? Will she follow her heart to Rufus, or will someone get between them again? Will…

30 - S2x12: It’s a Wonderful Lie with special guest Felton Kizer

Nov 28, 2016 • 79 min

It’s a LIVE show! C and S are joined by F, Felton Kizer, as they discuss the Winter Formal! Will Blair and Chuck find each other dates? Or each other on the dance floor? Will Dan and Aaron handle being friends with Serena, or are the both carrying…

29 - S2x11: The Magnificent Archibalds

Oct 10, 2016 • 106 min

Wakey wakey, Upper East Podcasters. C and S are waiting patiently at the table for Thanksgiving dinner, but is that the only thing that will be dished? Little J is trying to divorce her parents, Eric discovered he’s being spied on, but is he the only one?…

28 - S2x10: Bonfire of the Vanity

Oct 4, 2016 • 98 min

Spotted, C and S get introduced to Eleanor’s new beau, or Blair’s new foe? Serena and Aaron are getting closer, but are they close enough? Jenny and Agnes aren’t starting to lose their edge from the fashion show, but will their friendship last? Dan is…

27 - S2x09: There Might Be Blood

Sep 27, 2016 • 91 min

Spotted: C and S are going another fashion show, but there’s no catwalk. Little J is going rouge with Agnes, trying to get some capital launch their designer dreams, but will it go well? Dan is in his feels about being in her shadow, and Rufus is trying…

26 - S2x08: Pret-a-Poor-J

Sep 19, 2016 • 90 min

Spotted, C and S dishes all about Jenny. Is she a fashionista or a Maxxinista? Who is that new model friend she’s hanging with? And are we supposed to like her? Will Serena and Dan make good friends? Or will Serena new beau get between them? And is Blair…

25 - S2x07: Chuck in Real Life

Sep 13, 2016 • 83 min

Spotted: C and S snickering about Blair and Chuck, the sex games escalate, with Vanessa getting in the middle. Serena is rebelling against Bart, Nate and Dan are “bros” now, and Eric has something to do! What is it? We’ll never tell…

24 - S2x06: New Haven Can Wait

Aug 29, 2016 • 90 min

Hello, Upper East Podcasters! C and S here, and we travel with the gang to on college tours! Does Serena go to Brown, or accepts her invitation to Yale? Blair is ready for her Yale interview, but does it go well? Dan, Nate and Chuck are all looking for…

23 - S2x05: The Serena Also Rises

Aug 22, 2016 • 71 min

Spotted, C and S trying to get into Fashion Week with Serena and Blair, as they start to fight over the attention of their minions, or fight over growing apart. Jenny hasn’t been at school for weeks, and Rufus isn’t impressed, and have we found a new…

22 - S2x04: The Ex-Files, with special guest Taz Kalleher

Aug 15, 2016 • 103 min

Spotted, C and S are heading back to class with our Upper East Siders, with guest special guest, Taz Kalleher. Who will win the breakup, Serena or Dan? Will Vanessa and Nate get back together, or torn apart yet again by Catherine? And what secret is…

21 - S2x03: The Dark Night

Aug 8, 2016 • 80 min

Spotted: C and S are back, as Blair hosts the Welcome Back party of the school year, mingling with classmates, and getting in dark corners with Marcus, or is it Chuck? Dan and Serena get stuck in an elevator and their feels. Jenny put her foot firmly in…

20 - S2x02: Never Been Marcused

Aug 1, 2016 • 66 min

Spotted: C and S spying Serena and Dan on the beach. Is this the beginning of a new chapter, or the beginning of the end? Will Blair get Lord Marcus to name her royal, or will the Duchess become a royal pain? And will Nate be able to use his assets to…

19 - S2x01: Summer, Kind of Wonderful

Jul 25, 2016 • 69 min

Spotted: C and S lounging in the studio, living vicariously through our Upper East Siders as the infiltrate the Hamptons in the Season 2 opener. Will Serena get over Dan, or under him? Will Jenny get into the white party because her dress or because of…

18 - S1x18: Much ‘I Do’ About Nothing

Jun 28, 2016 • 78 min

This week, C and S discuss the season finale, and how far these UESers have come. Will Chuck and Blair figure it out? Will Serena and Dan eff it up? Nate punches someone, but who? And what is Vanessa wearing?! And why did we let Jenny dress her?! Do we…

17 - S1x17: Woman on the Verge, with special guest Tyler Greene

Jun 20, 2016 • 81 min

This week, C and S are joined by special guest Tyler Greene of WBEZ, aka “T”. We welcome to the Upper East Side, right in time to watch Serena’s world crumble, the “non-judgmental Breakfast Club” come to rescue her, and Georgina only gets worse. Will…

16 - S1x16: All About My Brother

Jun 13, 2016 • 88 min

This week, C and S dish all about Eric, who proved to be this episode’s star. Does Georgina continue to wreck havoc over our favorite Upper East Side couple? Has Jenny finally met her Prince Charming? Or his evil twin? And where are Chuck and Nate?! Do we…

15 - S1x15: Desperately Seeking Serena

Jun 6, 2016 • 67 min

This week, C and S discuss new character Georgina Sparks, and how she wrecks havoc to our fellow Upper East Siders’ lives. Will everyone make it to their SATs? Will Jenny find a new guy? And is there a new couple that we’re totally into? We’ll never tell…

14 - S1x14: The Blair Bitch Project

May 30, 2016 • 75 min

The kids are back from Spring Break, but have broken ties been mended? Chuck and Serena have their first sibling squabble. Blair tries to gain her crown back from Jenny. Dan and Serena are trying to reconnect, but a wedge is forming, and Nate is being…

13 - S1x13: A Thin Line Between Chuck and Nate

May 23, 2016 • 76 min

This week, C and S talk about how gossip isn’t always fun. Blair’s love triangle explodes, but who will rise from the ashes? Dan is in his feelings, and wants to share them with Serena. And Little J might be polishing her newly minted crown too soon. What…

12 - S1x12: School Lies

May 16, 2016 • 72 min

Break out your bathing suits! C and S head to the school pool, even if they don’t have an old, ornate key. Will the incident tear Serena and Dan apart? Will the incident bring Blair and Nate together? And what happened to Jenny? We’ll never tell…

11 - S1x11: Roman Holiday

May 9, 2016 • 85 min

This week, it’s the first ever Gossip Girl Christmas episode! Does everyone have the holiday spirit? Or would they prefer it over rocks? Join C and S as they chat about all the holiday shenanigans!

10 - S1x10: Hi, Society

Apr 25, 2016 • 61 min

This week, C and S discuss the debutante ball shenanigans on the latest episode. Will meeting Serena’s grandmother, Cece, send Dan running? Will Jenny find a better dress? Will Blair have to choose between Nate or Chuck? Or Bassen? And where’s Vanessa?…

9 - S1x09: Blair Waldorf Must Pie

Apr 18, 2016 • 68 min

This week, C and S digest the Thanksgiving leftovers from “Blair Waldorf Must Pie”. Will the van der Woodens have to eat Lily’s sliced pumpkin? Will the Humphrey’s handle the awkward dinner arrangements? Will Blair get to have her Dad’s pie? And will Nate…

8 - S1x08: Seventeen Candles

Apr 11, 2016 • 42 min

C and S divulge the fallout after Chuck and Blair’s tryst, watching Dan stumble in his new relationship with Serena, while keeping up with his old one with Vanessa, and Mayo Boy Nate and the delinquent Captain. Will Blair get her birthday wish? There’s…

7 - S1x07: Victor/Victrola

Apr 4, 2016 • 37 min

This week, C and S chat about the latest Upper East Siders shenanigans. Dan and Serena have sexy times, Jenny spills the beans on Nate’s true feelings to Blair, prompting her to into the arms of another man! Who is it? We’ll never tell…

6 - S1x06: The Handmaiden’s Tale

Mar 28, 2016 • 38 min

This week, C and S dissect S1xE06, watching everyone dancing around their issues at the Masked Ball. Blair is waiting for Nate to get a clue, Dan receives a blast from the past, possibly interrupting his blossoming romance with Serena, and Jenny finds she…

5 - S1x04: Dare Devil

Mar 21, 2016 • 68 min

C and S dish about the sleepover party of the year, Serena’s love for vespas and her “cool girl” vibes, Dan’s terrible first date attire, and the joy of having a Nate-less episode.

4 - S1x04: Bad News Blair

Mar 7, 2016 • 62 min

This week, C and S dish all about “Bad News Blair”, the new and improved Eleanor, Serena and Blair bestie times, Nate and Chuck shenanigans, and how Dan continues to not understand women.

3 - S1x03: Poison Ivy

Feb 29, 2016 • 48 min

C and S dish about “Poison Ivy”, how Blair and Serena’s fight has escalated, Dan and Nate’s awkward interactions, and how many times Chuck can be creepy.

2 - S1x02: The Wild Brunch

Feb 22, 2016 • 19 min

The gang has too much fracas happen before a brunch, leading C and S to ponder, when do Upper East Siders wake up?

1 - S1x01: Pilot

Feb 13, 2016 • 45 min

C and S introduce the new characters! Damn, Humphrey and Human Mayonnaise are two characters on this show.