Morrisonic: A Podcast About the Portland Timbers (Mostly)

Morrisonic: A Podcast About the Portland Timbers (Mostly)
A weekly podcast about the Portland Timbers, as well as some other stuff.

#237 - NYCFC Recap! Starting 11 PDX journalists! Philadelphia preview!
Aug 2 • 50 min
Listen, I feel bad about this being fun too. Email if you want to spend $20 on a rainbow antifa Sarah for Mayor Shirt, supplies are limited! @morrisonicpod
#236 - FC Cincinnati recap! NYCFC preview! Sarah Iannarone T shirts!
Jul 29 • 48 min
We on a tie!!!!! If you want to buy a t-shirt for Sarah for mayor send me an email with your size and address at morrisonicpod at gmail. Pete will be tweeting out an image soon but you know what it is. @morrisonicpod
#235 - LAFC recap! Cincinatti preview! Sarah Iannarone t-shirts!
Jul 24 • 68 min
Subscribe to Red Smoke Radio please. Vote for Sarah Iannarone! If you want a t-shirt for 20ish bucks, email and give me your size. These tri-blend shirts run a little sexy, so when in doubt pick the larger…
#234 - Houston recap! Listener mail! LAFC preview!
Jul 22 • 34 min
Look we both overslept and Pete had an 8am call so this is a short one. Also Pat swears. @morrisonicpod on twitter to talk to Pete morrisonicpod at gmail to talk to Pat
#233 - LA Galaxy recap! That’s a right a RECAP!
Jul 15 • 49 min
I feel bad about feeling good about watching soccer. @morrisonicpod morrisonicpod at gmail
#232 - LA Galaxy preview!
Jul 11 • 59 min
Listen I have no idea how this is 58 minutes long either. Oh and Pat swears in this one
#231 - MLS is Back … to its normal level of stupid
Jul 3 • 41 min
Yep, they are doing it. We aren’t boycotting but man am I sick of this shit. @morrisonicpod or morrisonicpod at gmail
#230 - So long Jorge! MLS is Back whetheryou like it or not! BLM!
Jun 20 • 33 min
Check out and go show people where you stand (and march) @morrisonicpod morrisonicpod at gmail.
#229 - MLS is Back Tournament TM! And it’s dumb!!
Jun 11 • 28 min
Pull up a chair, you’re going to want to hear this. @morrisonicpod morrisonicpod at gmail
#228 - MLS is back!
Jun 8 • 31 min
MLS is back and it’s still owned by assholes!!!
#227 - 2019 LA Galaxy preview
May 30 • 29 min
We don’t even pretend to not know who wins this game. Watch it, it’s fun.
#226 - 2016 Seattle recap! 2012 Seattle recap kind of!
May 24 • 42 min
#225 - 2018 Seattle recap! Hair metal starting 11! 2016 Seattle preview!
May 16 • 50 min
Listen, you know what these are by now. Oh, also Pat swears a couple of times.
#224 - Vancouver recap! Some stuff! Seattle preview!
May 9 • 57 min
Pat calls Pete with 20 minutes to pod and goes over by 35 minutes talking about Joe vs The Volcano, which is a perfect movie. @morrisonicpod
#223 - 2018 SKC recap! Listener mail! 2017 Vancouver preview!
May 2 • 30 min
It’s a quick one! The sound quality is especially terrible because the kittens ate Pat’s headset. Other than that … you know what? it’s pretty good! @morrisonicpod or morrisonicpod at gmail
#222 - 2018 Seattle recap! Questions! 2018 Playoff SKC preview!
Apr 24 • 30 min
You know the drill, this one’s kind of a mess. Don’t listen if it doesn’t help. @morrisonicpod or morrisonicpod at gmail.
#221 - 2015 LA Recap! Starting 11s! @018 Seattle preview kind of!
Apr 19 • 65 min
Listen, if you want a real preview go to Morrisonic #130, it’s still up. Otherwise, be forewarned that Pat does most of the talking this time. @morrisonicpod morrisonicpod at
#220 - Seattle recap! Gaytheist! LA Galaxy preview!
Apr 10 • 40 min
We’re back in 2015 to recap a 4-1 Portland victory over Seattle! Then we’re in 2020 to tell you Gaytheist has a new album! Then we go back to 2015 to preview a must tie game against LA if we have any chance of making the playoffs!!! Is…
#219 - 2015 MLS Cup recap! 6/28/15 Seattle Daaaaaaaaaarby preview!
Apr 3 • 54 min
I accidentally deleted the theme song and the only copy is on a hard drive at the office. Stay safe everybody, take care of each other, those corporate ghouls don’t care if you die. @morrisonicpod morrisonicpod at
#218 - 2011 Home opener recap! 2015 MLS Championship game preview!
Mar 27 • 39 min
It’s short, the audio is bad, it cuts out a couple of times. But it’s free and you are locked inside. @morrisonicpod
#217 - Preview of 2011 Home Opener
Mar 17 • 24 min
KPTV is airing old games and the first one is the 2011 home opener against Chicago. If this brings you any happiness at all, great. If not, hey, I understand.
#216 - Nashville recap! Around MLS! New England preview!
Mar 10 • 41 min
Listen, this is real and you should be taking precautions now. Sorry to be a bummer. Email morrisonicpod at gmail if you want to connect with BOG about Sarah for Mayor t shirts
#215 - Minnesota recap! Around MLS! Nashville preview!
Mar 2 • 44 min
Chin up, it wasn’t as bad as it felt.
#214 - Preseason! Ebobisse! Becky! Season opener vs. Minnesota!
Feb 26 • 47 min
We finally have a real game to preview and suddenly Pat has nothing to say. morrisonicpod at gmail, @morrisonicpod. Check out
#213 - Costa Recap! Preseason jerky invitational! Regular season schedule!
Feb 14 • 37 min
Happy birthday Oregon, we love you! Last chance to come to Pat’s house to hear from Sarah Iannarone, Portland’s progressive candidate for mayor. Email Pat at morrionicpod at
#212 - Costa Rica! CBA! Other stuff!
Feb 7 • 60 min
Pete and Pat continue to shake off the rust to discuss a CBA that is … fine, I guess? morrisonicpod at gmail, @morrisonicpod but that’s Pete now, it’s Pete. Bernie won.
#211 - Dan’s back for Oscars! Pat’s having a house party for our next mayor!
Feb 5 • 137 min
Another long one! Dan’s back to talk Oscars! If you want to come to a house party for Sarah Iannarone on Sunday, February 23 email Pat at morrisonicpod at gmail or DM @morrisonicpod. Solidarity now. Solidarity forever.
#210 - Preseason! Around MLS! New kits!
Feb 1 • 44 min
It’s Saturday morning. Don’t hope for much. Email morrisonicpod at gmail if you want to come to the Sarah Iannarone house party at Pat’s house Sunday, February 23 at 2pm.
#209 - Timbers are back! Thorns news!
Jan 24 • 43 min
So, we’re so rusty I dumped last week’s show which means we barely talk about Yimmy, and we are FAR more measured about losing Emily Sonnett who is OUR FAVORITE. If you want to come to our house party for Sarah Iannarone, email or DM…
Jan 3 • 164 min
WARNING: SWEARING AND SPOILERS!! Dan from Timbros joins Pat to talk The Rise of Skywalker and the Mandalorian. Out of respect for Pete we don’t talk about Yimmi Chara or those awful Miami kits one bit. Email morrisonicpod at gmail or tweet…
#207 - Offseason! Christmas song starting 11!
Dec 13, 2019 • 54 min
Episode 207! It’s the Army Reserve episode! Check out the Morrisonic Christmas playlist on Spotify! #rctid @morrisonicpod morrisonicpod at
#206 - Emergency podcast! BriFer out! Carmelo in!
Nov 15, 2019 • 43 min
Don’t listen to this if you’re already sad. Go for a walk. Smell a baby’s head if you have access to a baby. morrisonicpod at, @morrisonicpod
#205 -Some stuff and then Pat cries about his cat
Nov 12, 2019 • 51 min
Pete says I have to tell you this one is particularly sloppy. We didn’t do a season in review yet, maybe we won’t, we didn’t have a good outline for the episode and I was too heartsick to prep anything. If you find a skinny, chatty orange…
#204 - RSL Playoff Recap! Timbers Starting 5! Some Listener Mail!
Oct 21, 2019 • 58 min
The Timbers lost, the season is over, this podcast is, like, OK. #rctid @morrisonicpod
#203 - RSL PLAYOFF PREVIEW!!!!!!!!!!!!! Also some stuff about candy.
Oct 16, 2019 • 48 min
Listen, after a preview like this I need to remind you that this podcast was my idea, I paid for the equipment and I pay for the hosting, so the fact that I was completely silent for Pete’s entire preview is not that much of an insult to this…
#202 - San Jose recap! Fernandez! A bunch of stuff we forgot!
Oct 7, 2019 • 51 min
Look, I didn’t celebrate about Asprilla nearly enough AND we half cover all the important stuff at the end and maybe I’m so used to doing the rushed ones that when we finally have time to prepare we don’t and what I’m trying to say is I’m sorry. …
#201 - SKC recap! San Jose preview!
Sep 30, 2019 • 45 min
#200 - NE Revolution recap! Valeri! Iron Front! Musicals! SKC Preview!
Sep 27, 2019 • 62 min
Happy 200th episode, folks. Pay Valeri, don’t overthink it. @morrisonicpod
#199 - Minnesota recap! NE Revolution preview!
Sep 23, 2019 • 43 min
Stick to sports, kids. @morrisonicpod
#198 - NY Red Bulls recap! Around MLS! Minnesota preview!
Sep 20, 2019 • 47 min
Never read the comments. @morrisonicpod
#197 - DC United recap! Some stuff! Red Bulls preview!
Sep 16, 2019 • 35 min
Listen, it was short and I didn’t want to talk about Iron Front stuff because I’m trying to be a good follower and besides it takes all of my energy to pretend to be happy. T shirts are in so hit me up if you have special instructions or still…
#196 - SKC recap! Ticket renewal and the Iron Front ban! DCU preview
Sep 9, 2019 • 59 min
Pat called Pete from London and is trying to get this posted in time to get to a dinner date, but why am I apologizing these things have been slapdash for like ten episodes at least! Also I gave you the theme song back! @morrisonicpod
#195 - RSL recap! Around MLS! SKC preview!
Sep 4, 2019 • 45 min
Pete wanted to talk about soccer so I let him, sort of. Email if you want a t shirt. @morrisonicpod
#194 - Seattle recap! Around MLS! SLC Preview!
Aug 26, 2019 • 64 min
We’re doing t shirts again, probably red this time. Email Pat at if you want one. 20 bucks if you have it
#193 - Atlanta Recap! Iron Front Again! Seattle Preview!
Aug 20, 2019 • 61 min
Pat swears three times in the middle, sorry. @morrisonicpod
#192 - Chicago recap! Atlanta preview!
Aug 16, 2019 • 57 min
Pat calls Pete from Black Butte to talk about a home win that left everyone bummed out … . EVERYONE BUT US!!!! Life is for living, friends! @morrisonicpod
#191 - Vancouver recap! Around MLS! Chicago preview!
Aug 13, 2019 • 58 min
Pat calls Pete to FINALLY successfully podcast after MANY ATTEMPTS to talk about beating up on a bad Vancouver team, MLS continued pigheadedness on “political” speech and previewing a game against Chicago where Fire players apparently pick their…
#190 - Minnesota recap! Vancouver preview!
Aug 9, 2019 • 44 min
Pat’s busy doing t-shirt stuff.
#189 - Minnesota recap! Don Garber is an idiot! Minnesota again!
Aug 5, 2019 • 61 min
Pete and Pat finally get together in person again to talk about Minnesota, Don Garber coddling white supremacists and Minnesota some more! Also we talk about our sexy sext t shirts of which we have exactly 9 left. Email if you want one or…
#188 - LA Galaxy recap! T-shirts! Minnesota preview!
Jul 30, 2019 • 47 min
Pete calls Pat from … Jesus H Christ … Montana this time? Well, the Timbers beat the holy hell out of LA Galaxy. Email with your size and address if you want a rainbow Iron Front Morrisonic t-shirt. I’ll tell you later if you…
#187 - Seattle recap! LA Galaxy preview! Very little else!
Jul 24, 2019 • 42 min
Listen, this was the third time we tried this and the first two times my internet crapped out in the middle so forgive me if I sound like I’m waiting for it to end the whole time. Email us if you want a rainbow iron front t shirt that says…
#186 - Orlando recap! Seattle preview!
Jul 19, 2019 • 53 min
Sorry about the yelling. Tweet @morrisonicpod or email
#185 - Colorado recap! Orlando preview!
Jul 16, 2019 • 32 min
It’s a short one because Pete had family stuff and Pat’s skipping the game Thursday to go see Lizzo. @morrisonicpod
#184 - LAFC recap! Listener mail! Colorado preview!
Jul 12, 2019 • 46 min
Pete comes over to Pat’s house to celebrate the win against LAFC. Listen if I see that flag again I’m going to lose it. @morrisonicpod
#183 - NYCFC recap! USWNT! LAFC preview!
Jul 9, 2019 • 65 min
Pete comes to Pat’s house to FINALLY do a show on Monday as scheduled. I know, I know. Pat says asshole a few times in case that counts as swearing. We live at the end of time and this is all ending badly so enjoy your soccer….
#182 - Pat yells! FC Dallas recap! USWNT! Blazers! NYCFC preview!
Jul 2, 2019 • 48 min
Pat calls Pete from Mexico City to point out that the world is being ruined by assholes. Also soccer. Also if you want to volunteer for our Hood to Coast team, email Pete at or get him on twitter @morrisonicpod. Get off…
#181 - Were back! Houston recap sort of! Montreal recap! Also sort of!
Jun 28, 2019 • 48 min
Look, there was a lot to cover and we only had 45 minutes and Pete refused to come over.
#180 - LAFC recap! That’s about it!
Jun 3, 2019 • 40 min
I have to go make dinner for my daughter. The info is in the title this week. @morrisonicpod
#179 - Swearing! Philadelphia recap! Antifa ban! Eastern Oregon Starting 11! LAFC preview!
May 29, 2019 • 54 min
WARNING: Pat swears on this one, because the Timbers organization deserves it. @morrisonicpod (that’s Pete now!) or email (still Pat)
#178 - Houston recap! Around MLS! Philadelphia preview!
May 20, 2019 • 41 min
It’s a quick one, Pat needed to get home. @morrisonicpod
#177 - Vancouver recap! Around MLS! Blazers! Houston preview!
May 13, 2019 • 53 min
Pat and Pete recap what was not like the worst Cascadia loss ever, then we talk some Blazers, build a starting 11 of Democratic primary contenders and then preview a Chars-less game in Houston. or tweet @morrisonicpod
#176 - RSL recap! Blazers! Around MLS! Vancouver preview!
May 6, 2019 • 53 min
The Timbers are back … to MLS average!!! We’ll take it! @morrisonicpod
#175 - Toronto recap! Blazers starting 11! RSL preview!
Apr 29, 2019 • 45 min
Pete and Pat scarf down lunch and talk through a very promising road win over Toronto, then Pat gives his all-time Blazers staring 11 and Pete finishes by telling us what to expect against RSL this weekend. Go Blazers! Tweet @morrisonicpod…
#174 - Blazers!!!!!!!!!!! Lizzo! A surprising amount of MLS talk!
Apr 24, 2019 • 42 min
Pete lets Pat talk about Blazers and then sneaks in some MLS talk. @morrisonicpod
#173 - Columbus recap! Blazers! Toronto preview!
Apr 23, 2019 • 31 min
It’s a short one because a dog ruined the first take, but it’s pretty good anyway! @morrisonicpod
#172 - FC Dallas recap! Blazers in 4! Around MLS! Columbus preview!
Apr 16, 2019 • 59 min
Pete and Pat finally have a game in which there is some flicker of good news and we spend most of it complaining about blown penalties. That’s life. That’s what all the people say. @morrisonicpod
#171 - San Jose recap! Dinosaurs! FC Dallas preview!
Apr 7, 2019 • 53 min
Pete makes Pat come to the office to talk about that absolute stinker of a game. Look, we had to record it. No one’s making you listen to it. @morrisonicpod
#170 - LA Galaxy recap! Around MLS! San Jose preview!
Apr 1, 2019 • 35 min
Pete and Pat do an actual honest to god quick one. Use this link to post public comment on freeway expansion. @morrsonicpod
#169 - LA Galaxy preview! Around MLS! Listener mail! Vice Presidential starting XI!
Mar 29, 2019 • 58 min
Pete calls Pat to talk about a game against the galaxy that we do not have high hopes for. Then … some other stuff. @morrisonicpod
#168 - Cincin-NOT-i! Some stuff you won’t enjoy!
Mar 18, 2019 • 64 min
Look, I had to hold a mike the whole time and I couldn’t look at my notes. Listen to the Cincinnati part and then bail. I won’t get mad. @morrisonicpod
#167 - Escape from LAFC! Quick mail! Cincinnati preview!
Mar 11, 2019 • 47 min
Listen, Pete said we were in a hurry and it threw the whole thing off. I prepared for the US women’s lawsuit for a long time but we put it off because of the rush, so if you’re here for that come back next week. @morrisonicpod . Stay off…
#166 - Colorado recap! Garber sucks! LAFC preview!
Mar 4, 2019 • 66 min
We gotta find a way to keep these things under an hour. BY like the 30 minute mark, Pat checked out completely. We’ll try better next time. @morrisonicpod
#165 - BackOfficeGavin! New uniforms! Hash tags!
Mar 1, 2019 • 52 min
There are like three swear words in here but your kids have heard worse. Got to the Soccer Touchdown party at Beulahland tomorrow at 3! @morrisonicpod
#164 - Preseason roundup! Around MLS! Predictions! Colorado Preview! Presidents!
Feb 27, 2019 • 70 min
Hey, it’s your pal Pat here. I swore once halfway through the pod and I am too tired to find and bleep it. Consider yourself warned. Tweet @morrisonicpod Email us at . Stay off Facebook, those guys are assholes.
#163 - India! Preseason! Around MLS! Listener Mail!
Feb 21, 2019 • 57 min
Pat calls Pete from India where he is surrounded by happy families on vacation and is acutely aware of the wreckage that is his own personal life but thankfully almost immediately changes the subject to talk bout meaningless preseason games and some…
#162 - Sounders! Transfers! Around MLS!
Feb 15, 2019 • 51 min
Pat and Pete keep getting those pre-seasons reps. Pat’s back on twitter for like another 3 days @morrisonicpod. Twitter is still bad for you and it’s still run by idiots. Email us at
#161 - Nonsense
Feb 12, 2019 • 30 min
LISTEN I KNOW I SAID I WOULD PUT THE THEME SONG BACK IN BUT I LEFT THE BACKUP DRIVE AT WORK AND I’M TIRED. Email is at . Stay off social media, those guys are assholes.
#160 - Preseason!!!
Feb 1, 2019 • 55 min
Listen, we’re all a little rusty and it has been a really, really busy month so if you’ve never listened to Morrisonic maybe wait until early March. Deal? Deal. Email us at
#159 - Stolen questions!
Dec 21, 2018 • 29 min
Pete was bored and Pat is up for it.
#158 - MLS Cup recap! Season review!
Dec 10, 2018 • 83 min
Listen guys, it was a good season. More than we could have hoped for! We knocked stupid Seattle out of the playoffs! But that game … it was a bummer. Hey Fox, please learn how to broadcast a soccer game….
#157 - SKC recap!!!! Uhlanna preview!!!
Nov 30, 2018 • 75 min
Listen, if I have to tell you what this episode is about, I don’t know what you’re doing here. If you’re an Atlanta fan here for the week, I tried really really hard to be nice. Email
FROM THE ARCHIVES! #156 - SKC Playoff Recap! SKC Playoff Preview!
Nov 26, 2018 • 51 min
Pat calls Pete from Brazil to talk about a surprisingly uplifting 0-0 tie at home in Game 1 of a home/away series. Guys, I like our chances. Get off Facebook, it’s bad for you, and it’s run by scumbags.
#155 - Sporting Kansas City Preview!
Nov 15, 2018 • 33 min
Nov 9, 2018 • 58 min
Pete and Pat hit the studio at 11 on Thursday night to immediately celebrate a playoff series win OVER STUPID SEATTLE and a key performance by MY MAN DAIRON ASPRILLA. Email
#153 - Seattle recap!!! Seattle preview!! Seattle Seattle Seattle!!!!!
Nov 5, 2018 • 52 min
SEATTLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Please vote. Please.
#152 - FC Dallas Recap! Playoff preview!
Nov 1, 2018 • 55 min
Pat and Pete hit the office early to review a 2-1 won at Dallas and preview SKC, the Timbers’ most likely playoff opponent. Email your questions to
#151 - Vancouver recap! Playoffs!!!!!!!!!
Oct 30, 2018 • 60 min
Listen, I have a call in 3 minutes and I’m trying to get this posted.
#150 - RSL Recap! Some Stuff! Vancouver Whitecaps preview!
Oct 23, 2018 • 55 min
Kyle Beckerman can pound sand. I used to put more in here for the metadata but I don’t think anybody searches that way. Email questions to
#149 - RSL preview! Some other stuff!
Oct 16, 2018 • 46 min
I just don’t put effort into these anymore. Vote no on 103, 104, 105 and 106. Yes on 102. Yes on affordable housing and clean energy.
#148 - RSL recap! Some other stuff!
Oct 9, 2018 • 45 min
Pat is sick. He doesn’t have energy to write a summary. But this is mostly about beating RSL 4-1. Email
#147 - FC Dallas recap! RSL preview!
Oct 2, 2018 • 37 min
Guys, this game was really boring and two people got hurt. Listen if you feel like it. Don’t if you don’t.
#146 - Minnesota recap! Thorns recap! Gaytheist! FC Dallas preview!
Sep 28, 2018 • 41 min
Pat and Pete are having a hard time caring about soccer this week. Bear with us. Gaytheist is an AWESOME band. Email your questions to
#145 - Houston recap! Columbus recap! Pat’s grandma! Thorns! Minnesota preview!
Sep 20, 2018 • 40 min
Sorry about missing the pod after Houston but we were super busy exercising and burying people!! Email
#144 - Colorado recap! Thorns! Around MLS! Houston preview!
Sep 10, 2018 • 50 min
Does anybody actually read these? Pat and Pete rev new a much needed 2-0 game against a, let’s face it, pretty bad Colorado team, then talk some Thorns, go around MLS and preview a winnable game at Houston. Email us at . Get off Twitter,…
#143 - New England recap! Merritt is a bully of below average intelligence! Colorado preview!
Sep 6, 2018 • 42 min
It’s late, if you don’t like a segment, fast forward. Get off twitter, it’s bad for you and run by tools. Email us questions at
#142 - Toronto recap! Around MLS! New England preview!
Aug 30, 2018 • 46 min
Pat had his eyeballs lasered out yesterday so Pete had to describe the game to him, then we talked about Deuce placing out waaaay to early into his decline (20:45) and then preview a winnable game in unwatchable Foxborough (29:30). Stay off…
#141 - Seattle recap! HTC! Toronto preview!
Aug 27, 2018 • 44 min
We don’t watch soccer to be sad. Get off Twitter and Facebook, they’re run by assholes. Email
#140 - SKC recap! Ask me anything! Seattle preview!
Aug 20, 2018 • 53 min
Pete and Pat gather late night to discuss the egg laid in SKC, then field some questions and preview a home rivalry game against Seattle. Email us at or slip a question to @backofficegavin on Twitter and he’ll get it to us through a little…
#139 - DC Recap! F the Police! SKC Preview
Aug 16, 2018 • 43 min
Tell 3 people you love them today and get rid of absolutely everyone in a position of power in the City of Portland. Being off twitter is great, thanks.
#138 - Vancouver recap! Racism investigation! BAF! DC preview!
Aug 13, 2018 • 49 min
Pete calls Pat from Sausalito (yep, it’s another remote) to talk about a 2-1 loss to Vancouver at home, then discuss USOC’s non-finding of racial abuse against LAFC, the TA’s flag decision and finally do a quick preview of Wednesday’s game against DC….