The Jackie and Laurie Show

The Jackie and Laurie Show

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Two women in comedy, Jackie Kashian and Laurie Kilmartin, talking about women and comedy. No guests, just two headliners who started in the 80s and never stopped.


Hold Every Grudge
Dec 2 • 62 min
This week on the Jackie and Laurie Show, caucasian dong, destination canoli, and who is booking Israel? Comic of the Week: Elaine Johnson @ohhielaine www.jackieandlaurieshow.com Buy Laurie’s new book Dead People Suck…
Guys Named Mark Are Not Named Bill
Nov 25 • 61 min
This week on the Jackie and Laurie show, step into the rhythm, ate the error, and the Bee Gees look unclean… Comic of the Week: Wynter Spears @wynterspears www.jackieandlaurieshow.com Buy Laurie’s new book Dead People Suck…
How Is This Entertainment?
Nov 18 • 62 min
This week on The Jackie and Laurie Show, straws, I welcome an interruption, hard to find porn where you feel the fear, and water polo mom. Comic of the Week: Jade Catta-Preta @jadeCattaPreta www.jackieandlaurieshow.com Buy Laurie’s new…
Weird Pause
Nov 11 • 61 min
This week on the Jackie and Laurie Show, torch Walnut Creek, one good hour, and Deserving the Perks. Comic of the Week: Corie T Johnson @CorieTJohnson www.jackieandlaurieshow.com Buy Laurie’s new book Dead People Suck…
A Man’s Career
Nov 4 • 62 min
This week on the Jackie and Laurie Show, he closed on it so he knows, Jackie gets laughed at, and performing in the round… Comic of the Week: Dawn Brodey @dawn_brodey www.jackieandlaurieshow.com Buy Laurie’s new book Dead People Suck…
Nothing Is Fun Anymore
Oct 28 • 63 min
This week on The Jackie and Laurie Show, it was a symphony, burst into flames, and I love revenge. Comic of the Week: Kelly Bachman @bellykachman www.jackieandlaurieshow.com Buy Laurie’s new book Dead People Suck http://amzn.to/2yNYF4Y…
The Robe
Oct 21 • 61 min
This week on the Jackie and Laurie Show the real me, a lot of metaphors, and former comic Jackie Kashian… Comic of the Week: Andie Main @andiemain www.jackieandlaurieshow.com Buy Laurie’s new book Dead People Suck…
Woolly Rhinos
Oct 14 • 62 min
This week on Jackie and Laurie, working girl shoe solutions, audience didn’t congratulate themselves, and way to fix the closer. Comic of the Week: Alice Fraser @aliterative www.jackieandlaurieshow.com Buy Laurie’s new book Dead People…
Distantly Polite
Oct 7 • 63 min
This week on Jackie and Laurie, refusing to give up, who am I if I’m not a comic, and prepare to be dumped by society. Comic of the Week: Ellington Wells @drawdifferent www.jackieandlaurieshow.com Buy Laurie’s new book Dead People Suck…
Mise en Place
Sep 30 • 60 min
This week on the Jackie and Laurie Show standing bed, undercurrent of rage, and let me go to my ass. Comic of the Week: Sara Schaefer @saraschaefer1 We have a website! Laurie made it! www.jackieandlaurieshow.com Buy Laurie’s new book…
Pokey Stick
Sep 23 • 60 min
This week on Jackie and Laurie, drum solo, look like a man on the road, and garage door. Comic of the Week: Christina Walkinshaw @walkinsauce We have a website! Laurie made it! www.jackieandlaurieshow.com Buy Laurie’s new book Dead…
Is It Purely Racism?
Sep 16 • 62 min
This week on the Jackie and Laurie Show, yes, pretended you didn’t see it on twitter, and bad point good punchline. Comic of the Week: Tiffany Stevenson @tiffstevenson We have a website! Laurie made it! www.jackieandlaurieshow.com Buy…
Nobody Like Dick Like I Do
Sep 9 • 61 min
This week on the Jackie and Laurie Show, Driving and podcasting again, you can sunburn on a cloudy day, tax extensions and vibrating, and not unless I get an aneurysm. Comic of the Week: Patti Harrison @party_harderson We have a website!…
I Haven’t Done Everything!
Sep 2 • 61 min
This week on Jackie and Laurie, you can’t joke til you finish math, stop recording shit, and I’m just complaining cause it feels good. Comic of the Week: Kristal Adams @thedarkkristal We have a website! Laurie made it!…
Topic Burn
Aug 26 • 58 min
This week on The Jackie and Laurie Show, edit out the fucks, how every other Kashian thinks, and Jeremy sat stage left… Comic of the Week: Alice Wetterlund @alicewetterlund We have a website! Laurie made it! www.jackieandlaurieshow.com…
Respected Peer
Aug 19 • 63 min
This week on Jackie and Laurie, day old banana, that IS a lot faster, and it ends funnier… Comic of the Week: Joanne Schinderle @joannlizabeth We have a website! Laurie made it! www.jackieandlaurieshow.com Buy Laurie’s new book Dead…
Thank You Gift
Aug 12 • 62 min
This week on The Jackie and Laurie Show, missing.com, cut to me not taking my own advice, and Moleskin is a brand. Comic of the Week: Sarah Tollemache @stollemache We have a website! Laurie made it! www.jackieandlaurieshow.com Buy…
Alpha Jackie
Aug 5 • 62 min
This week on the Jackie and Laurie Show, wikifeet, the top is off, and break your chunks up. Comic of the Week: Nicole Blaine @nicoleblaine We have a website! Laurie made it! www.jackieandlaurieshow.com Buy Laurie’s new book Dead People…
Odd Numbers
Jul 29 • 61 min
This week on Jackie and Laurie, not dissin’ a taco, go way from young people to complain, and earl gray. Comic of the Week: Maria Heinegg @MariaHeinegg We have a website! Laurie made it! www.jackieandlaurieshow.com Buy Laurie’s new book…
Defining Context
Jul 22 • 60 min
This week on Jackie and Laurie, one thing worse than the alt right, you’re the one who stated this podcast, and taking all the oxycotin… Comic of the Week: Heather Pasternak @HelloPasternak We have a website! Laurie made it!…
Three Minutes of Aneurysm Material
Jul 15 • 60 min
This week on The Jackie and Laurie Show, what’s a mic?, I hate to say it was me, Jackie’s young gifted doppelganger. Comic of the Week: Phoebe Robinson @dopequeenpheebs We have a website! Laurie made it! www.jackieandlaurieshow.com Buy…
Count on a Hat
Jul 8 • 61 min
This week on The Jackie and Laurie Show, respect your hustle, your summation is wrong, and half ass gossip. Comic of the Week: Mary Becquet @BecquetSQ We have a website! Laurie made it! www.jackieandlaurieshow.com Buy Laurie’s new book…
A Place to Rob
Jul 1 • 61 min
This week on The Jackie and Laurie Show, pandering to millennials, everyone dies in my act, and it’s not like we DON’T want to play SkankFest. Comic of the Week: Susan Rice @laughlady1 We have a website! Laurie made it!…
Kilgariff Money
Jun 24 • 61 min
This week on The Jackie and Laurie Show, Laurie wants to win the lottery, mingling wrinkles, and way to fix the unfixable Comic of the Week: Maya May @mayaonstage We have a website! Laurie made it! www.jackieandlaurieshow.com Buy…
Never Had An Exhausted Vagina
Jun 17 • 61 min
This week on the Jackie and Laurie Show, anyone can do comedy, all you have to do is dedicate yourself to it for at least 10 years. Comic of the Week: Jacqueline Novak @jacquelinenovak We have a website! Laurie made it!…
Upstate California
Jun 10 • 60 min
This week on the Jackie and Laurie Show, more Pokemon, a set was impending, and I can’t analyze my crushes and I won’t… Comic of the Week: Pallavi Gunalan @PallaviGunalan We have a website! Laurie made it! www.jackieandlaurieshow.com…
Shecky Spaghetti
Jun 3 • 62 min
This week on The Jackie and Laurie Show, captain of my bed, the Hippocratic comedy oath, and the dumb voice… Comic of the Week: Diana Hong @WellHongD We have a website! Laurie made it! www.jackieandlaurieshow.com Buy Laurie’s new book…
Let Me Go Home
May 27 • 64 min
This week on The Jackie and Laurie Show, intimidating lamps, last fuckable decade, and every perosn in your life gives you 10 minutes. Comic of the Week: Tammy Pescatelli @TammyPescatelli We have a website! Laurie made it!…
Internal Gurgle
May 20 • 61 min
This week on The Jackie and Laurie Show, we love living indoors, exellent debater, and younger than me but still old… Comic of the Week: Aiko Tanaka @aikotanaka We have a website! Laurie made it! www.jackieandlaurieshow.com Buy…
Who Is That?
May 13 • 60 min
This week on the Jackie and Laurie Show, doubling down, it’s supposed to be fucking jokes, and replicating conversations… Comic of the Week: Steph Garcia @realstephgarcia We have a website! Laurie made it! www.jackieandlaurieshow.com…
We Need to Work
May 6 • 61 min
This week on the Jackie and Laurie Show, illusions of sanity, no time to build things for me, the Leatherman Killer, and I hope he died doing new stuff… Comic of the Week: Meredith Casey @MeredithCaseyhi We have a website! Laurie made…
Our Career is in Kyle’s Hands
Apr 29 • 60 min
This week on Jackie and Laurie, to hammer a dying audience, not that bored, and man sized legs. Comic: Rachel Wolfson @wolfiecomedy We have a website! Laurie made it! www.jackieandlaurieshow.com Buy Laurie’s new book Dead People Suck!…
Rejecting Pressure
Apr 22 • 61 min
This week on the Jackie and Laurie show, if I die go to my last Conan, large couches are bad writing, and white guys sounding like white guys. Comic of the Week: Shaondalia White @shaondaliawhite We have a website! Laurie made it!…
Entourage Comic
Apr 15 • 63 min
This week on the Jackie and Laurie Show, agony on an airplane, popcorn before going up, a ghastly number, and using intelligence to bully. Comic of the Week: Jackie Gold @iamjackiegold We have a website! Laurie made it!…
Laurie Keeps an Open Mind
Apr 8 • 61 min
This week on the Jackie and Laurie Show, Face magazine, a genocide of all poultry, and don’t say talented. Comic of the Week: Andy Iwancio @andyiwancio We have a website! Laurie made it! www.jackieandlaurieshow.com Buy Laurie’s new book…
No Interesante
Apr 1 • 59 min
This week on The Jackie and Laurie Show, into their mustaches, swimming with a knife, and strides on all fronts. Comic of the Week: Jen Saunderson @jensaunderson We have a website! Laurie made it! www.jackieandlaurieshow.com Buy Laurie’s…
“That” Jackie
Mar 25 • 70 min
This week on the Jackie and Laurie Show, American Sweetheart, buy a house, and racist brunch. Comic of the Week: Sofiya Alexander @TheSofiya We have a website! Laurie made it! www.jackieandlaurieshow.com Buy Laurie’s new book Dead People Suck!…
Too Tired To Fight Back
Mar 18 • 71 min
This week on the Jackie and Laurie Show, dead comics, sittin’ with Uncle Dirty, and not ashamed to steal. Comic of the Week: Carolyn Castiglia @missckc We have a website! Laurie made it! www.jackieandlaurieshow.com Buy Laurie’s…
Laurie Is Lenny Bruce
Mar 11 • 62 min
This week on Jackie and Laurie tweet twat, more corporates for us, and Jackie saw Captain Marvel. Comic of the Week: Alice Hamilton @AliceRHamilton We have a website! Laurie made it! www.jackieandlaurieshow.com Buy Laurie’s new…
Laurie Takes A Stand
Mar 4 • 61 min
This week on the Jackie and Laurie show, Axel rolling, we’re gonna need our checks NOW, and “3 sets? How cute.” Comic of the Week: Comic: Maddy Smith @somaddysmith We have a website! Laurie made it! www.jackieandlaurieshow.com …
Make Peace With Your Ass
Feb 25 • 63 min
This week on The Jackie and Laurie Show, joke cruches, THIS is your raffle prize, and not a scroll to be studied. Recored LIVE at QED! Comic of the Week: Emily Walsh @walsh_e_walsh We have a website! Laurie made it!…
Boatload of Doilies
Feb 18 • 59 min
This week on The Jackie and Laurie Show, distantly polite, asking for the light, and a 1983 Ford Escort. Comic of the Week: Nancy Norton @nancyandmancy We have a website! Laurie made it! www.jackieandlaurieshow.com Buy Laurie’s…
Just Like The Prophecy Predicted
Feb 11 • 63 min
This week on The Jackie and Laurie Show, I wonder if she has anything else, hot comics, and we kept driving. Comic of the Week: Meredith Casey @muradeth We have a website! Laurie made it! www.jackieandlaurieshow.com Buy Laurie’s…
The Class of ‘82 Were Bitches
Feb 4 • 61 min
This week on the Jackie and Laurie show, excited to be reminded, take the gig, and sex hawk. Comic of the Week: Hoodo Hersi @HoodoHersi We have a website! Laurie made it! www.jackieandlaurieshow.com Buy Laurie’s new book Dead…
F#€K Twitter
Jan 28 • 65 min
This week on The Jackie and Laurie Show Pauly Walnuts, the YouTube Bit, and Being on the Tiniest Panel. Comic of the Week: Dina Hashem @dinahashem_ We have a website! Laurie made it! www.jackieandlaurieshow.com Buy Laurie’s new book…
Leaves of Gold
Jan 21 • 62 min
This week on the Jackie and Laurie show, when Pussy is in the Set Up, Den Mother, and ask a male comic. Comic of the Week: Zainab Johnson @ZainabJohnson We have a website! Laurie made it! www.jackieandlaurieshow.com Buy…
Min-Fun
Jan 14 • 59 min
This week on the Jackie and Laurie Show, hey listeners!, attack the audience unprovoked, and the hotels dot com murder… Comic of the Week: Shawn Pelofsky @shawnpelofsky We have a website! Laurie made it! www.jackieandlaurieshow.com…
Working Around Psychopaths
Jan 7 • 60 min
This week on the Jackie and Laurie Show, it’s already dragging, I get that reference, and is it swimming related? Comic of the Week: Ever Mainard @evermainard We have a website! Laurie made it! www.jackieandlaurieshow.com Buy…
Holiday Comedy Album
Dec 31, 2018 • 60 min
This week on the Jackie and Laurie Show, sneezeguards don’t guard, fuck the details, and emotional truth and a laugh. Comic of the Week: Frangela @FrangelaDuo We have a website! Laurie made it! www.jackieandlaurieshow.com Buy…
Alt. Comedy
Dec 24, 2018 • 60 min
This week on the Jackie and Laurie Show, some places it’s still the 70’s, living on a jet plane, rolfing. Comic of the Week: LeighAnn Lord @LeighannLord We have a website! Laurie made it! www.jackieandlaurieshow.com Buy…
Stage Pants
Dec 17, 2018 • 60 min
This week on The Jackie and Laurie Show, 80% joke 20% slack, it’s a corporate gig, and causing the pain we hate. Comic of the Week: Felicia Michaels @FeliciaMichaels
Lap Tool
Dec 10, 2018 • 60 min
This week on Jackie and Laurie, against empowering the audience, when they have fifteen minutes, and corny in a beloved. Comic of the Week: Liza Treyger @glittercheese We have a website! Laurie made it! www.jackieandlaurieshow.com …
Fame Saved Ron White’s Life
Dec 3, 2018 • 57 min
This week on the Jackie and Laurie Show, insert your own dick joke, we do do enough, and comic: we’re the cool ones. Comic of the Week: Emmy Blotnick @emmyblotnick We have a website! Laurie made it! www.jackieandlaurieshow.com Buy…
Are You Selling Roses?
Nov 26, 2018 • 60 min
This week on the Jackie and Laurie Show, cup of waffle, a perfect Kindler, and internet asshole. Comic of the Week: Bri Pruett @bripruett We have a website! Laurie made it! www.jackieandlaurieshow.com Buy Laurie’s new book Dead…
It’s The Spaghetti Talking
Nov 19, 2018 • 62 min
This week on the Jackie and Laurie Show, the pillows were free, I’m not a fan of this show, you have to carry me, and a privately owned Applebees… Comic of the Week: Mary Santora @mary_santora We have a website! Laurie made it!…
Ruined Mayonnaise
Nov 12, 2018 • 60 min
This week on The Jackie and Laurie Show, get Your Car Keys, reimagining death, and forget they hated you. Comic of the Week: Kaycee Conlee @Kayceefosho We have a website! Laurie made it! www.jackieandlaurieshow.com Buy Laurie’s…
Nevermind
Nov 5, 2018 • 59 min
This week on the Jackie and Laurie Show, enraged conversations (with Patrice O’Neil), I’m being friendly because I’m old, and you heard it here last! Comic of the Week: Chanel Ali @chanel__ali We have a website! Laurie made it!…
I Have A Cookie and I Don’t Want To Say Anything
Oct 29, 2018 • 56 min
This week on Jackie and Laurie, startled by the audience, bankery shitheads, who is Eric Douglas, and c#nt-frontational. Comic of the Week: Ilene Yang @fattytrying (instagram) We have a website! Laurie made it!…
I’m Too Tired to Fight You
Oct 22, 2018 • 59 min
This week on The Jackie and Laurie Show, parking in a red zone, annoying The Moth, and stuffing envelopes. Comic of the Week: Rachel McDowell rachelmcdowell.com We have a website! Laurie made it! www.jackieandlaurieshow.com …
Fanny Packs
Oct 15, 2018 • 59 min
This week on the Jackie and Laurie Show, snappy comebacks are lies, nonstop dick jokes closerers, and we are barely awakened. Comic of the Week: Robin Tran @robintran04 We have a website! Laurie made it! www.jackieandlaurieshow.com…
You Don’t Understand Rage
Oct 8, 2018 • 59 min
This week on Jackie and Laurie, writing the joke is the perfect obstacle, our driving years, career woes, and talking slow… Comic of the Week: Valerie Tosi @valerie_tosi We have a website! Laurie made it! www.jackieandlaurieshow.com…
Good Hoodie
Oct 1, 2018 • 61 min
This week on The Jackie and Laurie Show, rollerblading, time shame Kyle, and ease up on the rape jokes this week. Comic of the Week: DeAnne Smith @DeAnne_Smith We have a website! Laurie made it! www.jackieandlaurieshow.com…
I Lost My Notebook
Sep 24, 2018 • 61 min
This week on the Jackie and Laurie show, making Jackie cry, an air of mystery, the patience of improve, and ending on an up laugh. Comic of the Week: Solange Castro @solange_here We have a website! Laurie made it!…
It’s Not Upstate
Sep 17, 2018 • 59 min
This week on Jackie and Laurie, start a notebook, Louie’s dating WHO?!, and kickstart my comic book. Comic of the Week: Jessie Johnson @jetskijohnson We have a website! Laurie made it! www.jackieandlaurieshow.com Buy Laurie’s new…
First Resort
Sep 10, 2018 • 63 min
This week on Jackie and Laurie, comedy winking, double edged sword, Laurie is freestyling, and living in a post-comedy world. Comic of the Week: Monica Piperwww.monicapiper.com We have a website! Laurie made it!…
He Never Went Away
Sep 3, 2018 • 60 min
This week on the Jackie and Laurie Show, put them in the sun and charge them, Jackie is the worst audience member, and the character lives in you. Comic of the Week: Gayla Johnson @gaylajohnson We have a website! Laurie made it!…
We’re Doing Our Very Best
Aug 27, 2018 • 51 min
This week on Jackie and Laurie, we both got sets, the crucible of comedy, and buddy movie. Comic of the Week: Melanie Vesey @MelanieVesey We have a website! Laurie made it! www.jackieandlaurieshow.com Buy Laurie’s new book Dead…
Inexplicably Popular
Aug 20, 2018 • 60 min
This week on the Jackie and Laurie Show, emotionally erratic comics, if I get perfect I’ll get everything, and something that’s not … dammit I forgot. Comic of the Week: Marcia Belsk @marciabelsk We have a website! Laurie made…
Snatchville
Aug 13, 2018 • 60 min
This week on The Jackie and Laurie Show, everyone deserves everything, watch your ratios, and friendlier than I wanted to be. Comic of the Week: Nathalie Holmes @PrettyFunnyNat We have a website! Laurie made it!…
It’s Not Etsy
Aug 6, 2018 • 62 min
This week on the Jackie and Laurie Show, JK/LOL, Don’t want my ponr face out there, and apologizing for being a white male. Producers Note: Due to the nature of how this episode was recorded, the audio is not up to our normal standards. But the…
NEVER Expect This Length Again
Jul 30, 2018 • 70 min
This week on Jackie and Laurie, searching her eyes for resentment, I love lies on stage, and too many uncles. Recorded LIVE from the Just for Laughs Comedy Festival in Montreal! Comic of the Week: Jess Salomon @jess_salomon We have…
I Don’t Like San Diego Enough
Jul 23, 2018 • 60 min
This week on The Jackie and Laurie Show, backstabbing without witnesses, delete your tweets, damn this Patreon, and “I would have told you the lunch was cancelled.” Comic of the Week: Becky Braunstein @BeckyFromAlaska We have a…
Meat Bread
Jul 16, 2018 • 60 min
This week on Jackie and Laurie, shitty intros, raising baby birds, and what are we looking for? Comic of the Week: Linda Aarons @LindaAarons1 We have a website! Laurie made it! www.jackieandlaurieshow.com Buy Laurie’s new book…
A Merit Based System
Jul 9, 2018 • 58 min
This week on Jackie and Laurie, allowing for tears and trauma, a slight amount of fury, and Laurie was a white laurie meat shield. Comic of the Week: Dulce Sloan @dulcesloan We have a website! Laurie made it!…
We’re Gonna Die Just in Time
Jul 2, 2018 • 60 min
This week on the Jackie and Laurie Show, ghosting a ghostwriter, I checked out at 2nd steep, and value your emcee. Comic of the Week: Faith Choyce @FaithChoyce We have a website! Laurie made it! www.jackieandlaurieshow.com Buy…
Kokopelli
Jun 25, 2018 • 60 min
This week on The Jackie and Laurie Show, Chank fonts, murder suicide pacts, microblading, and don’t interrupt my story with a riff that goes nowhere. Comic of the Week: Jenny Hamilton @YukonJenny We have a website! Laurie made it!…
Yes We Talk About It
Jun 18, 2018 • 60 min
This week on Jackie and Laurie, the LA circuit, comics to watch, and Laurie hates laundry. Comic of the Week: Hannah Gadsby @Hannahgadsby We have a website! Laurie made it! www.jackieandlaurieshow.com Buy Laurie’s new book Dead…
Nobody Gets Mad At Me
Jun 11, 2018 • 59 min
This week on the show, you don’t go to a third wedding, Hillary has terrible taste in men, and the ruining of definitive jokes. Comic of the Week: Crystal Charee Reich @CrystalCharee We have a website! Laurie made it!…
A Beautiful Mallard
Jun 4, 2018 • 60 min
This week on the show, Laurie has a night off, both ladies have a bleak week ahead of them, and nothing feels better than a good crying jag. Comic of the Week: Hayden Kristal @HaydenKristal We have a website! Laurie made it!…
Does This Count As A Spot?
May 28, 2018 • 59 min
This week on the show Jackie has geography issues, Laurie’s not teaching physical comedy to her son, and even in the 1950’s you still closed with sex jokes. Comic of the Week: Emma Arnold @iamaroadtrip We have a website! Laurie made it!…
You’re The New Me
May 21, 2018 • 61 min
This week on the show, how dare you! Load baring lines, complain laterally, and nachos are delicious. Comic of the Week: Emma Willmann @emmawillman (instagram) www.emmacomedy.com We have a website! Laurie made it!…
Home Alone
May 14, 2018 • 77 min
This week on the Jackie and Laurie show, we’ve never headlined Caroline’s, it’s my turn has never worked, and CANS! Comic of the Week: Mary Basmadjian @MaryBasmadjian Recorded LIVE at Flapper’s Burbank on 5/13/2018 We…
Joked With Reciepts
May 7, 2018 • 61 min
This week on the Jackie and Laurie, you gotta use every club in your bag, there is talk of boiling the frog, and you can’t see comics naked. Comic of the week: Marlena Rodriguez @MarlenaRodrigz We have a website! Laurie made it!…
I Also Have A Me Too
Apr 30, 2018 • 61 min
This week on Jackie and Laurie, Jackie got a haircut! Plus, 7 minutes of funny, 13 minutes of patience, Kilmartin at the picnic, and if you’re at work you’re in the right. Comic of the Week: Carmen Lagala @CarmenLagala We have a website!…
Attainable Riffs
Apr 23, 2018 • 53 min
This week on Jackie and Laurie, another swimming metaphor, the comeback of a douchebag, Laurie is fascinated with Joan Crawford (but not her parenting skills), and please attempt to duck. Recorded LIVE at the Moontower Comedy…
Senator Jackie Filibuster
Apr 16, 2018 • 61 min
This week on the Jackie and Laurie show, Laurie LOVES the reek of chlorine, sugar your balls, Eric Powell - May not happen but cool that it MAY, and a Norwegian who is so Norwegian their name should be umlaut. Comic of the Week: Yamaneika…
A Teachable Moment
Apr 9, 2018 • 60 min
This week on the show the ladies discuss activating the audience, having business class money, bird city is actually Phoenix, and Jackie is a lizard owner. Comic of the Week: Nicole Aimee Schreiber @nicoleaimee Buy Laurie’s new book Dead…
Tweet Comedy
Apr 2, 2018 • 62 min
This week on The Jackie and Laurie Show: don’t let the airlines win, well times jokes, and Laurie’s Mom interrupts! Comic of the Week: Joyelle Jones @joyellenicole Buy Laurie’s new book Dead People Suck! http://amzn.to/2yNYF4Y Follow…
The Joke Will Do The Work For You
Mar 26, 2018 • 63 min
This week on the Jackie and Laurie they are once again live from Flappers comedy club in lovely Burbank California! Topics include Chinese finger traps, that joke was not born on 3rd base, and a nap on a Sunday. Photo for this week’s episode is…
I Wasn’t In Control Of That Laugh
Mar 19, 2018 • 58 min
This week on the Jackie and Laurie Show they discuss the importance of age 12, 8 bit ryan, a stable of comics I don’t represent, and something else I avoided. Comic of the Week: Jena Friedman @JenaFriedman Buy Laurie’s new book Dead People Suck!…
We’re Gonna Go Long
Mar 12, 2018 • 68 min
This week on the Jackie and Laurie Show they discuss getting lessened, a handsome rapist, and morons promoted with billboards. Comic of the Week: Pam Walt @houseofpamcakes Buy Laurie’s new book Dead People Suck! http://amzn.to/2yNYF4Y Follow…
I Watch The Oscars For Work
Mar 5, 2018 • 61 min
This week on the Jackie and Laurie Show they talk spinsters, Pacoima, and taking on the arches. Comic of the Week: Nina Daniels @ninadaniels Buy Laurie’s new book Dead People Suck! http://amzn.to/2yNYF4Y Follow @jackiekashian…
How Will You Swing Dance?
Feb 26, 2018 • 57 min
This week on The Jackie and Laurie Show some jokes are punishments. Comedy that burns calories! A baseball cap of a due. Plus, never trust somebody who says they’re gonna comes see a show. Comic of the Week: Samantha Ruddy @samlymatters Buy Laurie’s…
Scan For Dollar Signs
Feb 19, 2018 • 59 min
This week on the Jackie and Laurie Show, fuck over the local guy, it’s too bad you don’t have a personality, and being creative with kids. Comic of the Week: Amy Silverberg @AmySilverberg Pre-Order Laurie’s new book Dead People Suck!…
THIS is a heater!
Feb 12, 2018 • 61 min
This week on Jackie and Laurie, the magic was already broken. You don’t have time for that bit. Someone is not that self aware. Plus, that’s too much show. Comic of the Week: Hannah Einbinder @HannahEinbinder Pre-Order Laurie’s new book…
A Different Take On Comedy Couples
Feb 5, 2018 • 61 min
This week on the Jackie and Laurie Show we learn to vomit and tell jokes like a pro. Improv laughs go up, stand up laughs go out. Plus, I didn’t eat in your neighborhood, I ate in New Jersey. Comic of the Week: Eman El-husseini @emanifique…
I Thought You Were Raunchier Than That
Jan 29, 2018 • 63 min
This week on Jackie and Laurie, never NOT be resentful! Laurie is always ready to party. Plus, a free laugh. Comic of the Week: Atsuko Okatsuka @AtsukoComedy Pre-Order Laurie’s new book Dead People Suck! http://amzn.to/2yNYF4Y Follow @jackiekashian…
Wake Up Irritated And Stay That Way
Jan 22, 2018 • 61 min
This week on the Jackie and Laurie show you are encouraged to talk about your butler, unsuccess is the dream, you can hear me talk about sex because i’m lying, and Jackie hushes herself. Comic of the Week: Eliza Skinner @elizaskinner …
80’s Improv Was The Worst
Jan 15, 2018 • 57 min
This week on the show, every bathroom should be named, stand up should not be a family buisness, and Old Yeller is brought up. Comic of the Week: Sam Jay @SamJayComic Pre-Order Laurie’s new book Dead People Suck! http://amzn.to/2yNYF4Y Follow…
List of Top Ten Comics to Watch Die
Jan 8, 2018 • 61 min
This week on the Jackie and Laurie show they are stumbling towards comedy. Plus they discuss having too much merch and joke thieves. Comic of the Week: Virginia Jones @badiniadones Pre-Order Laurie’s new book Dead People Suck! http://amzn.to/2yNYF4Y…
There Is Somebody Worse Than Jackie Kashian
Jan 1, 2018 • 54 min
This week on The Jackie and Laurie Show, how many people have to die on camera? Also, some people have a lifetime of premises ahead of them and Laurie doesn’t brush her hair on hiatus. Comic of the Week: Natasha Muse @NatashaMuse Pre-Order…
Let Me Finish
Dec 25, 2017 • 61 min
Today on The Jackie and Laurie show, Laurie has been keeping people alive. Despite that, everyone will die one day. Plus, only punch with consent. Comic of the Week: The Double Clicks @TheDoubleclicks Pre-Order Laurie’s new book…
A Beating Heart Wants A Spot
Dec 18, 2017 • 60 min
This week on the Jackie and Laurie Show they discuss chatting vs. heckling, the horrors of getting to a show too early, and there is never a good time to start comedy. Comic of the Week: Cat Alvarado @thecatalvarado Pre-Order Laurie’s new book Dead…
Slide Out Of The Hug
Dec 11, 2017 • 60 min
This week on the Jackie and Laurie show the door is locked. The ladies discuss not being the type of comic who likes to make people uncomfortable. They boo Andy Kaufman. Plus Laurie is not yelling, she is correcting. Comic of the Week: Subhah…
You’re not a comic, pull ur d*ck out
Dec 4, 2017 • 59 min
This week on The Jackie and Laurie Show, they are live from Flappers Burbank! They are also obsessed with Dougs. They chat about pure laughs versus interaction laughs. Air B&B’s are comedy condos. Plus, there might be coffee in Encinitas. Comic…
If You Cancel I’ll Take That Spot
Nov 27, 2017 • 57 min
This week on the Jackie and Laurie show they celebrate their 100th episode by discussing murder families versus suicide families, career interferences, there are 2 criminals here, and we can’t kick you out. Come see the Jackie and Laurie Show LIVE at…
Treat Yourself Like A Comic
Nov 20, 2017 • 64 min
This week on the Jackie and Laurie Show, comedic superheros, “what a stevedore”, and adults being adults. Come see Jackie and Laurie LIVE at Flappers in Burbank November 27th! Comic of the Week: Sharon Houston @sharon_houston Follow…
You Don’t Have To Be Like Them
Nov 13, 2017 • 50 min
This week on the Jackie and Laurie, the ladies are skyping in for an episode! They discuss figuring out how to be wealthy. The remind you to keep sending avails. They compare London, Yugoslavia, and Old Sac. Plus Jackie really wants to do stand up and…
This Is Not Precious
Nov 6, 2017 • 59 min
This week on The Jackie and Laurie Show we learn to stop depending on comics, break down new joke energy, this is a vanity project, and Jackie tells us a story about the two c words. Come see Jackie and Laurie LIVE at Flappers in Burbank November…
The Doorman Was Riffing
Oct 30, 2017 • 60 min
This week on Jackie and Laurie the setup bogs you down, bulkhead gigs, “that’s a comic keeping silent, not a woman”, and ingesting Billy Cosby. Comic of the Week: Lisa Curry @lisa_curry Follow @jackiekashian and @anylaurie16 on Twitter! Follow…
Spots In The City
Oct 23, 2017 • 66 min
This week on The Jackie and Laurie Show NOPE, The past is dead, and Jackie needs a bath. Comic of the Week: Leah Bonnema @LeahBonnema Follow @jackiekashian and @anylaurie16 on Twitter! Follow the show! @JackieandLaurie
Tell A Joke Fast
Oct 16, 2017 • 59 min
This week on The Jackie and Laurie Show they talk about coats that have been checked, handsy bookers, and the fact that Boomers are the worst. Comic of the Week: Carole Montgomery @nationalmom Follow @jackiekashian and @anylaurie16 on Twitter! …
Won’t It Be Great When This Is Over
Oct 9, 2017 • 65 min
This week on the Jackie and Laurie Show is live from LA Podfest! Laurie dreams of shitting all over the stage. On her wedding anniversary Jackie is performing at the hotel she stayed at on the day of her wedding. Plus, dreaming of a gun to your temple…
Give Me All Your Sets
Oct 2, 2017 • 55 min
This week on Jackie and Laurie talk about jokes that give you a hard on, shows not to experiment on, and comics who mimic stand up. Plus eight names are written down that you’ll never get to hear. Comic of the Week: Amy Anderson @theamyanderson …
I Don’t Want To Meet You Either
Sep 25, 2017 • 59 min
This week on Jackie and Laurie, writing material is hard, Jackie uses her summary voice, and slavery and poverty: solved. Comic of the Week: Irene Tu @irene_tu Follow @jackiekashian and @anylaurie16 on Twitter! Follow the show!…
30 Minutes of Genius
Sep 18, 2017 • 62 min
This week on The Jackie and Laurie Show, “I’m always gonna write”, the audience should sit on pins, he’s one of those Jefferson Airplane guys, and Jackie was born elderly. Comic of the Week: Nikki Payne @NikkiPayne Follow @jackiekashian and…
Comedy Ruins Things
Sep 11, 2017 • 58 min
The week on The Jackie and Laurie Show, Laurie is pro choice and anti character, Jackie doesn’t want to run for sheriff, they discuss Planet of the Apes guys, and there are so many dick jokes. Comic of the Week: Lisa Alvarado…
Talk Amongst Yourselves
Sep 4, 2017 • 63 min
This week on The Jackie and Laurie show, the ladies discuss rigorous honesty, Jackie attempts human empty, and they say RIP to a friend. Comic of the Week: Candice Thompson @jokesbycandice Follow @jackiekashian and @anylaurie16 on Twitter! Follow…
Stockholm Syndrome
Aug 28, 2017 • 54 min
This week on the Jackie and Laurie Show, they don’t want anyone’s input! They talk about how everything that applies to music doesn’t’ apply to stand. Laurie dreams of having a script that sells but never gets picked up. Plus some great advice, don’t…
Toe Cream
Aug 21, 2017 • 56 min
This week on The Jackie and Laurie Show you are advised to steal everything but a joke. That guy books a FINE one nighter. Also, rest in agony Jerry Lewis. Comic of the Week: Joleen Lunzer @palegurl Follow @jackiekashian and…
Meat Soup
Aug 14, 2017 • 61 min
This week on The Jackie and Laurie Show, Laurie has a Prime Minister. They recount their trips to Luxembourg, Iceland, and Ireland. Plus, shine a light on that dick joke. Comic of the Week: maysoon zayid @maysoonzayid Follow @jackiekashian and…
Booker’s Blood
Aug 7, 2017 • 60 min
This week on the Jackie and Laurie show they chat about what you should get as a third job. Jackie eats a burrito. Ice cream cakes. Who said you could have pride? Plus, we’re seeing other podcasts. Comic of the Week: Tiffany Haddish…
The Big Peek
Jul 31, 2017 • 57 min
This week on the Jackie and Laurie Show they discuss the ice milk of stand up comedy, one nighters in Fresno, and think “there but for the dick jokes go I…” Comic: Carmen Morales @TheFunnyCarmen Follow @jackiekashian and @anylaurie16 on…
The Ultimate Lie
Jul 24, 2017 • 58 min
This week on the Jackie and Laurie Show we slow it down, rely on our lesbian instincts, experience an armada of Armenians, and we learn that we shouldn’t criticize ourselves (because they’ll do it for you) Comic of the Week: Tracy Smith…
Not Everyone Is A Genius On This Line Up
Jul 17, 2017 • 59 min
This week on the Jackie and Laurie Show, the ladies talk about sleeping in make up, not having to do a joke anymore (until you need the time), and performing over white noise. Plus we celebrate Jackie’s set on Conan and Laurie thinks about all the…
There’s No Reason For This
Jul 10, 2017 • 59 min
This week on the show Jackie and Laurie discuss how other jokes effect other jokes. Things show up more on TV sets. Sometimes you take advice because you are too tired to fight. Plus, Jackie is a t-shirt. Comic of the Week: Logan Guntzelman…
Never Email Me Again
Jul 3, 2017 • 60 min
This week on the Jackie and Laurie show they discuss holding forth, the numbers are up but percentages are the same, and no, it went better than that. Plus, they discuss Jackie’s upcoming set for Conan! Comic of the Week: Riley Silverman @ryesilverman…
Set Before The Set
Jun 26, 2017 • 61 min
This week on the Jackie and Laurie Show they discuss honkers, keeping those thoughts in your head, and the fact that she isn’t dead yet. Plus, you have to think there is a point to doing comedy. Comic of the Week: Janine Brito @janinebrito…
Media on my Headstone
Jun 19, 2017 • 58 min
This week on the Jackie and Laurie show we given proof that the work works. Fame f**ks with your tuning. They kindly request that you unfold your arms. Plus No one who can help us listens to the podcast. Comic of the Week: Paige Weldon @paigeweldon…
Show Yourself Out
Jun 12, 2017 • 48 min
This week on a very special Jackie and Laurie show, the ladies are backstage at Conan as Laurie prepares to a set on the show! Laurie is giggly like a schoolgirl! (Which is a sign that the end of days just might be upon us, but also shows how psyched…
It’s A Death Set
Jun 5, 2017 • 55 min
This week on the Jackie and Laurie show, the ladies talk about jokes with arches. They point out sometimes you bleed all over the chairs. Plus, they discuss the old guitarists that create male comics. Comic of the Week: Danielle Perez @DivaDelux…
No… She’s A Clown
May 29, 2017 • 61 min
This week on the Jackie and Laurie show, we learn that we are all one joke away from ruining our lives, sometimes it’s only funny fr other people, substitute producer Natalie and her dancing eyes. Plus thrill at the story of Jackie trolling for stand…
All of Our Vaginas
May 22, 2017 • 62 min
This week on the Jackie and Laurie Show the ladies discuss late nights sets, commencement money, carousal horses, the structural flaws in a joke. Plus, if you’ve got nothing, jackie will fill that silence. (recorded live at the Birmingham Comedy…
Wake Up To Heckling
May 15, 2017 • 60 min
This week on the Jackie and Laurie Show, we get an update on Laurie’s Head dent. There is much debate to be had about motivational road comics. Plus, have you ever watched someone be deliberately less funny? Comic of the Week: Elvira Kurt @ELtotheVEE…
Close Enough Club
May 8, 2017 • 58 min
This week on the Jackie and Laurie Show, Jackie wants to not be tagged. Laurie wants an Emmy nom. Plus: the Jupiter Hotel! (This ep was recorded live at the Bridgetown Comedy Festival 2017 in Portland, OR) Comic of the Week: Michelle Biloon @biloon…
A Header Into The Bathtub
May 1, 2017 • 60 min
This week on the Jackie and Laurie Show: somebody does the podcast in their pajamas. Jackie and Laurie are entirely different people. When you are sick but don’t wanna give up sets, just dont’ shake hands with anyone. Plus: dick jokes, I’ve heard of…
Tract Homes
Apr 24, 2017 • 61 min
This week on the Jackie and Laurie Show we learn the worst thing you can say to a comic is “You can use that…” Reading a good review feels like reading your own obituary sometimes. Plus Sandy Hacket just might be the best name for a vegas…
Finally, F#%king Heels
Apr 17, 2017 • 60 min
This week on Jackie and Laurie we are reminded that snitches get stitches. There are no decoder rings in life. Sometimes you go down rabbit holes you need to think about alone. Plus prepared to end famine but also have a dick joke ready. Comic of the…
I Still Wanna Do My Time
Apr 10, 2017 • 60 min
This week on the Jackie and Laurie Show, they discuss the dreaded “nostalgia laugh” and how it’s not a real laugh. Laurie’s son wants to take improv classes. Plus Jackie does a Jay Leno impression! Comic of the Week: Barbra Holm @barbara_holm…
Reactivate The Grooves
Apr 3, 2017 • 60 min
This week on The Jackie and Laurie Show they talk about ways to save the gig. They tell one filthy lie. Plus we go on a flashback to 2004! Comic of the Week: Kimrie Lewis Davis @iamKimrie Follow @jackiekashian and @anylaurie16 on Twitter! Follow the…
You Don’t Have To Fire Yourself
Mar 27, 2017 • 60 min
This week on The Jackie and Laurie Show, Jackie is dying of a cold! Comedy is a learned skill. They discuss gently saying a joke. Plus they praise the late great Greg Giraldo. Comic of the Week: Gina Brillon @GinaBrillon Follow @jackiekashian and…
The Rusty Goose Egg
Mar 20, 2017 • 60 min
This week on the Jackie and Laurie Show, we learn to not act like we’re so pure. Everybody is making friends. Plus, comedians should do guest spots on each other’s albums, the way rappers do. Comic of the Week: Adrienne Iapalucci @Aiapalucci Follow…
Unnecessary Podcast
Mar 13, 2017 • 60 min
On a new Jackie and Laurie Show, it is late and everyone is tired. They chat about thinking you got the light, being the lady that lives in your head, and backing into hack. Comic of the Week: Judy Gold @JewdyGold Follow @jackiekashian and…
I Side With Both of Them
Mar 6, 2017 • 59 min
On a new Jackie and Laurie Show, the ladies are at Flappers comedy club in Burbank, California for their fist ever live show! Jackie has that new floor attitude! Laurie gives us some pretty sweet watch talk. Plus a break down of what would happen at a…
It’s Your Fault For Listening
Feb 27, 2017 • 57 min
This week Jackie and Laurie wish their was a way to define what it means to be a comic. Jackie tells a story about traveling across Australia with a bunch of young comics and how no sign was safe from being riffed upon. Plus, some thoughts on being a…
They Interviewed Everyone But Us
Feb 20, 2017 • 60 min
This week on the Jackie and Laurie Show, we learn how to tell jokes through water. Laurie didn’t raise her son to be a heckler. Jackie is a nesting doll of jealously. Plus the ladies accept they are the Korean War vets of comedy. Comic of the Week:…
Suicide Saved Us
Feb 13, 2017 • 58 min
On a new Jackie and Laurie Show, Jackie tells us about her mighty Aspergers Hump. Laurie’s Mom is a loose goof. We learn that some books are ALMOST funny. Plus we discover that a nerdy cruise would be Laurie’s version of hell. Comic of the Week: Liz…
A Labor of Profit
Feb 6, 2017 • 60 min
This week on the Jackie and Laurie Show Laurie names her self the plumber of writers. With the recent rise in popularity of stand up in Mexico, they explore the idea of moving to Latin America to run “el comedy workshopsl.” Plus, they claim anyone…
There Are No Witnesses On The Road
Jan 30, 2017 • 62 min
This week on the Jackie and Laurie show they imagine a future where comedy gets so specific it is done for an individual person. They also realize that the potential suspects in a comedy club fire is every comedian ever. Plus learn how a set can be a…
I Meant Meryl Streep
Jan 23, 2017 • 59 min
This week Jackie and Laure talk about the first iteration of a joke, the 12 best seconds in podcasting, and how sexy comics make it hard on themselves. Plus, they point out the subtext of every male comic. Comic of the Week: Wendi Starling…
Sometimes We’re Calculating [email protected]#kers
Jan 16, 2017 • 66 min
This week on the show Jackie and Laurie talk about what ruins a show. They also talk about tampering with jokes, the dread of the check drop, and paying off your nacho tab at the end of the week. Plus Laurie names names and instead of naming names she…
I Do The Free Version of Everything
Jan 10, 2017 • 60 min
This week the show may be a day late but its some classic Jackie and Laurie. Laurie is happy because the right three people liked her special. Sometimes you throw your act in someones face. Other times you drop every tag that seemed interesting. Plus,…
Remember 40 minutes ago
Jan 2, 2017 • 60 min
This week Jackie and Laurie talk about bookers who book comic based on comment cards. They also agree that they have nothing left and we learn that sometimes it’s best to just like Jackie have it. Comic of the Week: Chase Bernstein @Chase_Chase Follow…
Please Watch It
Dec 26, 2016 • 57 min
This week Jackie and Laurie talk about how every comic as one unwoke bit. Also, they agree that comedy is bigger than anything else for a comic, so significant others better know: if you date a comic, they are not gonna drop that joke you hate. Plus,…
Surrounded by Squalor
Dec 19, 2016 • 62 min
This week Jackie implies that she and Laurie are old and Laurie wants it stricken from the record. Plus Jackie strives to make life fair (turns out, its not…) Laurie loves comics who are neurotic for no reason. And the ladies realize that together,…
I’m a Savant
Dec 12, 2016 • 60 min
On an all new Jackie and Laurie Show, Laurie doesn’t want to learn that she might be happy if she never did stand up again. The world is warned that if comedy doesn’t age you, Jackie will. Plus, Laurie made it onto Vulture’s top comedy specials of the…
No 15 Minute Story is True
Dec 5, 2016 • 61 min
This week on the Jackie and Laurie Show the propose that the best jokes should make even your enemies laugh. Jackie realizes she got irritated at a much earlier level that Laurie. Plus they both realize that they are sometimes breathing rarified air…
Thanks I’m Uncomfortable With Compliments
Nov 28, 2016 • 58 min
This week Jackie and Laurie talk about Jokes only comics get. They also talk about the strange phenomena of killing when you are really tired. Plus sometimes you get audience feedback that is actually helpful! Comic of the Week: Zahra Noorbakhsh…
I Move Around On Stage Like The Audience Has A Gun
Nov 21, 2016 • 61 min
This week Jackie is super tired. So tired that she actually turned down work! She also tells a story of a comedy condo where there was a suit of armor in her room. Plus Laurie wants to stab her mother in the face. Comic of the Week: Helen Hong…
Buying Liquor for a Bar Owner
Nov 14, 2016 • 53 min
Jackie and Laurie are hanging together on election night! They ask themselves “do you WANT them to get the joke?” and come to the consensus “I don’t.” They also talk about reading horrifying tweets and the idea of nuanced argument on Twitter. Comic…
Tax Me
Nov 7, 2016 • 61 min
On the eve of the election Jackie and Laurie talk about wanting to live forever out of spite. Plus is it wrong to not being attached to your baby early on? Also, the only thing worse that someone who beats their kid is someone who steals jokes. Comic…
Bring Your Own Folding Chair
Oct 31, 2016 • 64 min
This week we get to deal with half a beer Laurie. We are also reminded that all our references must be young. Plus, performing for audiences that are new to stand up. Ugh! Comic of the WeeK: Emily Heller @MrEmilyHeller Follow @jackiekashian and…
I don’t care, are we done?
Oct 24, 2016 • 61 min
On this weeks show not enough people were walked, Laurie worries about having a business class set, and they have no sympathy for conservative children. Comic of the Week: Jenny Yang @jennyyangtv Follow @jackiekashian and @anylaurie16 on Twitter!…
Tell Us We’re Great and Move On
Oct 17, 2016 • 63 min
On this week’s episode Laurie does impressions, they talk about how the ideal version of themselves wouldn’t open with masturbation jokes, they forget a lot of talented people’s names, and somebody might be doing a gig at the Flaps in Clair… Comic…
This Month’s
Oct 10, 2016 • 58 min
This week Jackie and Laurie chat about private comedy classes, learning to do an impression of yourself, and culturally appropriating from snakes. Comic of the Week: Jackie Fabulous @Jackiefabulous Follow @jackiekashian and @anylaurie16 on Twitter!…
Start with a Dead Guy
Oct 3, 2016 • 60 min
This week Jackie and Laurie chat about Doug Stanhope’s new special on SeeSo, tricking yourself into writing, and the type of person that drinks Jack Daniels neat at the Delta Sky Club at 9am. Comic of the Week: Karen Rontowski @Rontowski Follow…
I Count The 80’s as One Year
Sep 26, 2016 • 60 min
This week Jackie and Laurie chat about comedy as art, Tim Allen really does LOVE tools, and there is even some light eugenics talk! Plus they remind you that if you don’t listen, they don’t exist! Comic of the Week: Megan Koester @bornferal Follow…
How Many Friends Have We Lost to Cruises
Sep 19, 2016 • 58 min
This week Jackie and Laurie talk about how they are used to doing a certain level of well on stage. Laurie wants fellow comics to back her up when she’s feeling suicidal. Plus, comedy in the 70’s! OH HEY! Laurie’s new special “45 Jokes About My Dead…
Date Your Bruises
Sep 12, 2016 • 61 min
Jackie and Laurie talk about people who are born with 15 minutes. But “First!” “Hey Handsome, shut up!” Comic of the Week: Ms. Pat @ComedienneMsPat Follow @jackiekashian and @anylaurie16 on Twitter! Follow the show! @JackieandLaurie
All Abigails Have Been Ruined
Sep 5, 2016 • 59 min
This week Jackie and Laurie curl five hairs. They don’t want you to pick their brains. Also if broken people have figured out how to fix themselves, good for them. Comic of the Week: Kira Soltanovich @kiracomedy Follow @jackiekashian and @anylaurie16…
We HAVE to Stop This Podcast
Aug 29, 2016 • 61 min
This week Jackie and Laurie talk about sewing jokes on pillows, partially filling the room, and we learn to not interupt Laurie when she is mad. Also a pretty intense debate about carry-ons. Comic of the Week: Maggie Maye @maggiemayehaha Follow…
You fell in love with a booker, how convenient
Aug 22, 2016 • 61 min
This week Jackie and Laurie are back in the studio. They talk about the Kurt Metzger controversy. They also talk about comics who date club bookers and agree that if comedians rape anyone, its the audience. Comic of the Week: Debi Gutierrez…
Our Worst One Yet
Aug 15, 2016 • 53 min
The third and final chapter in Jackie and Laurie’s adventure in New York City! They chat about sitting in the corner of The Stand, doing 4 sets per night, and hey everybody it’s Mike Finial! Comic of the Week: Ophira Eisenberg @OphiraE Follow…
Reintroduce Yourself to Your Hand
Aug 8, 2016 • 65 min
This week Jackie and Laurie are still in New York City! They chat about roast battle jokes, the Viper Room Lady, and how it is ALWAYS the audiences fault. Comic of the Week: Cory Kahaney @corycajones Follow @jackiekashian and @anylaurie16 on Twitter!…
I’m Done Laughing
Aug 1, 2016 • 66 min
Jackie and Laurie record from New York City! They talk about not bringing your MEDS to the show, “no one is going to get those eyes”, and scanning for dollar signs. Comic of the Week: Dana Eagle @DannaEagleTweets Follow @jackiekashian and @anylaurie16…
Hurt My Hip
Jul 25, 2016 • 62 min
This week Jackie and Laurie chat about comedian Stewart Lee. The New York Mets nearly ruin a show Laurie was on. They compare the Aspen and Montreal comedy festivals. Plus we get to hear about the time Jackie Kashian walked 52 people at once. Comic of…
The Least of Our White Crimes
Jul 18, 2016 • 58 min
This week Jackie and Laurie catch up. Jackie needs to write out the set list for her next album. Laurie fantasizes about pulling up to a show and immediately going on and then leaving. Laurie also has stories about making Tommy Lee and Julia Sweeney…
The Good Dank
Jul 11, 2016 • 59 min
This week Jackie and Laurie chat about stand up comedy in the 70’s. Laurie explains the idea of trauma DNA and the effect of the potato famine on the Irish. They also accept that they are on their way back to featuring! Comic of the Week: Gina Yashere…
Pray You Bomb
Jul 4, 2016 • 55 min
This week Jackie and Laurie give some advice to people just starting out in stand up comedy. They also lament the Botox blues and realize that they are going to be in New York City in at the same time in August! Comic of the Week: Kara Klenk…
Can’t Make Them Sit Thru This, Must Make Them Sit Thru This
Jun 27, 2016 • 61 min
This week Jackie and Laurie talk about performing in front of a pile of flip flops. They also talk about Jackie getting blocked by Rosanne on twitter and Laurie’s son sitting next to Don Friesen’s son at a comedy club while they wait for the parents…
Hope in a Notebook
Jun 20, 2016 • 67 min
This week Jackie and Laurie get way too political. They also share Montreal memories and discuss Jimmy T. Comic of the Week: Andi Smith (@andismiths) Follow @jackiekashian and @anylaurie16 on Twitter! Follow the show! @JackieandLaurie
Stand Up and Jazz Aren’t for Babies
Jun 13, 2016 • 62 min
This week Jackie and Laurie chat about topical jokes. They also chat about aging and the ever present fear of breaking a hip and having your act reduced to one sentence in paragraph 4 of a review. Comic of the Week: Rhea Butcher
Hide That Sh*t
Jun 6, 2016 • 61 min
This week Jackie and Laurie chat about the link between funny ladies and big feet. They also break down the science of a late night set and the passive aggressive nature of a “soft heckle.” Comic of the week: Heather Snow
I’ll Never Have That
May 30, 2016 • 65 min
Jackie and Laurie talk about other people’s secrets, Delta Sky Club, and stand up hiatus.
Depression Wife
May 23, 2016 • 70 min
This week Jackie and Laurie talk about death chunks, aging like rock stars, and John Fox.
Long Well Shaped Penis
May 16, 2016 • 61 min
This week Jackie and Laurie discuss audience whimpering, jealousy, and lunch on the lot!
blood loss
May 9, 2016 • 63 min
This week Jackie and Laurie talk about privates, money, and glorious gay men.
Podium Culture
May 2, 2016 • 67 min
Jackie and Laurie talk about truth bombs, who books Tokyo, and fertile area: miscarriage jokes!
Lemondade
Apr 25, 2016 • 67 min
Jackie and Laurie talk about a heartbreaking segment for the Zappas, check spots, and shut up critics.
Everyone Dies Now
Apr 18, 2016 • 55 min
Jackie and Laurie talk about the book industry, up and comers vs. never lefts, and widow candidates.
I’ll Care If You’re A Booker
Apr 11, 2016 • 64 min
Jackie and Laurie talk about comedy breakfast, late night secret shows, writing about the tiny stuff, don’t listen to your agent.
Technically not funny…
Apr 4, 2016 • 58 min
Jackie and Laurie discuss Bobcat Goldthwait, first TV sets, and worst TV sets.
This Doesn’t Hike
Mar 28, 2016 • 59 min
Jackie and Laurie talk about performing at the ol’ high school, walking and writing, Rhode Island head tattoos, and gender neutral posters
Hey A$%Hat
Mar 21, 2016 • 73 min
They talk about The Magical Comedy Cellar, different marketing ploys, and sexy vs. funny!
You Can’t Put The Juggler In Charge
Mar 14, 2016 • 64 min
Jackie and Laurie talk about Oh Canada, performing in talent shows and the city of Albuquerque!
We Don’t Want Your Feedback
Mar 7, 2016 • 64 min
Jackie and Laurie talk performing on Uncabaret, the early days of Alt comedy, and the idea of comedy as “art” and going to strip clubs with dude comedians!
In Defense of T-Shirts
Feb 29, 2016 • 58 min
Jackie and Laurie praise Lisa Lampanelli and talk about why you should stop trying to lose weight.
Get Her Off the Road
Feb 22, 2016 • 62 min
Jackie says the worst thing ever, and Jackie and Laurie talk about their Valentine’s Day and NYC shows!
A Second Location
Feb 15, 2016 • 60 min
Women comics are GENIUSES! Or must be. Discuss.
Clock Eaters
Feb 8, 2016 • 64 min
Jackie and Laurie discuss bombing in London, artists way and generating new material!
Jackie and Laurie Name Names
Feb 1, 2016 • 65 min
Jackie and Laurie talk about clubs they won’t EVER work, how easy it is for two comics to write the similar jokes and doing stand up on vacation!
Your First Screen Rape
Jan 25, 2016 • 60 min
Audience members that break your heart,taking the stage while female, sex advice from Jackie’s dad, touchy-feely bookers, Bowie and Rickman.
Tell Us Your Name
Jan 18, 2016 • 64 min
Jackie and Laurie talk about how to properly introduce yourself, why female comedians have to be sexy and and ode to Carol Burnett.
Crushes on Comics
Jan 11, 2016 • 58 min
Christmas spots, New Year’s Eve shows and thinking about guys.
I Loved 3/4 of Your Comedy
Jan 3, 2016 • 64 min
It’s the first episode of The Jackie and Laurie Show! They talk about recent roadwork, funny comics they worked with (Emily Galati, Marcella Arguello), Beth Stelling’s powerful Instagram post, and preparing for spots in NYC while performing at hat…