Til Death Do Us Blart

Til Death Do Us Blart

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There is no escape.


Bonus Episode: Origins
Apr 28 • 62 min
When the world cried out for a distraction, five dumb heroes answered the call. For one time only, Til Death Do Us Blart goes where it has never gone before: the beginning of it all.
Blart 2019
Nov 28, 2019 • 79 min
It’s American Thanksgiving once more and so the grim task of forcing Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2 into their eyeballs and ears. This year features some bold new approaches to consuming the movie and, if we’re being honest, some mistakes were made……
Blart 2018
Nov 22, 2018 • 96 min
American Thanksgiving can mean only one thing: Five people, somewhere on Earth, have watched Paul Blart Mall Cop 2. Stay tuned to the end of this year’s installment of this beloved tradition for some exciting news from Tim and Guy! Current…
Blart 2017
Nov 23, 2017 • 74 min
American Thanksgiving is upon us yet again and while we reflect on the bounty that various cosmic powers have provided us with, we can also be grateful that Kevin James’ comedy highlight, Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2 has been digitally captured for our…
Blart 2016
Nov 24, 2016 • 94 min
Here we are again, friends. It’s been what can only be described as a BonerYear, but that won’t stop us from watching Paul Blart Mall Cop 2 a-fucking-gain. Current hosts (who can only be freed from their hosting duties by death): Tim Batt, Guy…
Blart 2015
Nov 26, 2015 • 87 min
Sit down, pour a mug of hot cocoa and prepare for an annual tradition that you can pass on to your children, their children and their children and their children. It’s Til Death Do Us Blart, an annual review of Paul Blart Mall Cop 2 that will continue…
Blart: Trailer
Nov 13, 2015 • 1 min
The creators of My Brother, My Brother and Me and The Worst Idea of All Time review the film Paul Blart Mall Cop 2 every American Thanksgiving from now until the end of linear time. There is no escape.