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108: “Schrödinger’s Hot or Not”, with Special Guest John Buttram
Dec 14 • 68 min
Mike visits a gay bar and learns exactly how hot (or not) he is, Roy Moore almost becomes a senator, woman claims she’s had sex with 20 ghosts, and John learns to use food to assert his control over a Boy Scout.Links:Roy Moore: Last Time America Was…
107: ‘Fudge Punking’
Dec 4 • 49 min
Trumped Up returns. Links:Chris Christie fetching Trump McDonald's was fake story, former adviser claimsAleksey Vayner
106: ‘Well-behaved Bobblehead’
Nov 29 • 34 min
Mike and Justin discuss birth, death and hypothetical gay sex. Links:Dad petitions school to change mascot since "phoenix" sounds like penisJules on Twitter: "Roy Moore & his wife literally took an old letter of support by 53 pastors, and forged it to…
105: ‘Impossibly Flirtatious’
Nov 20 • 53 min
Roy Moore, Louis C.K., Boy Scout miscellany and 280-character tweets.Links:Justin on Twitter: "2,067 replies and 40 likes. Yep, that turned out exactly as you’d expect. https://t.co/W7STYjf5Ti"53 Alabama Pastors Sign Petition Supporting The Character Of…
104: ‘I Don’t Care to Discuss This’
Nov 11 • 60 min
Mike describes a faith discussion cut short with an estranged friend and the Boy Scouts of America’s new policy allowing girls to participate. Links:The State of Free Speech and Tolerance in America | Cato Institute
103: Mike’s Mission Journal Ep. 3
Nov 5 • 23 min
The guys take a week off and fill the void with an episode from our Patrons-only podcast, Mike’s Mission Journal.
102: ‘Meatloaf Mondays’
Oct 29 • 52 min
Mike and Justin explore the line between honesty and provocation. Links:Plan Your Visit – Craigdarroch Castle
101: ‘The Performer’, with Special Guest Joshua Leigh Wolfe
Oct 18 • 66 min
Trump offers his thoughts on the Las Vegas massacre, Mike defends politicizing a tragedy, California school flutes get contaminated with semen given to California students, and an historic grain silo is converted into cylindrical art galleries. Special…
100: ‘Trypophotastic’, with Special Guest Avery Ash
Oct 12 • 49 min
BYU students get caffeinated soda, NFL players’ protests are contrasted with Tim Tebow’s prayerful touchdown celebrations, and ‘hepeating’ is the new mansplaining. Links:Trump physically mocks McConnell, McCain after bad day — Angry Trump physically mocks…
99: ‘Bishopric Pies’, with Special Guest Kael Alden
Oct 1 • 59 min
Trump calls out racists on Twitter, the Mad Pooper terrorizes Colorado Springs, 12 ways to know you’re brainwashed, sign language interpreter falls back on gibberish, and subversive MTA ads make a point. Special Guest: Kael Alden.Links:Ex-BYU player Reno…
98: ‘Modified Basset Hound’, with Special Guest Konrad Vernor
Sep 17 • 64 min
Ted Cruz’s Twitter account likes a porn video, Florida sheriff warns against shooting into the hurricane, alt-right violence is compared to “communist flag wavers”, a date goes south after a bathroom mishap, and Katerina Kamprani creates utterly useless…
97: ‘Cripple Dogs’, with Special Guest Bo Quintana
Sep 9 • 51 min
Bo shares his dogspotting philosophy, Trump makes a repeat visit to Houston, Mayor Elijah Daniel outlaws heterosexuality in Hell, Mike argues about ghosts with an old acquaintance, poorly delivered package traps couple in apartment, Bored Panda finds art…
96: ‘Angel’s Advocate’, with Special Guests Cognitive Dissonance
Sep 3 • 57 min
President Trump gives a jaw-dropping speech in Houston, non-religious people are more likely to drop f-bombs on Facebook, Ann Coulter blames Hurricane Harvey on Houston's lesbian mayor, Justin Bieber unfollows Floyd Mayweather in the name of Christ, and…
95: ‘Those Black Hankie Guys’, with Mark from The How-To Heretic Podcast
Aug 26 • 59 min
Trump gives an unhinged speech in Arizona; llama jumps fence to chase bear away from farm ducks, then goes to golf course; flat Earthers resolutely stare directly into the sun; New York cops keep corpses in MTA break rooms; and Fernando Abellanas builds a…
94: ‘The Opposite of Asmeer’, with Special Guest Michael Stemle
Aug 20 • 71 min
Trump blames “many sides” for the nation’s racial turmoil, YouTube becomes overrun with fake Peppa Pig videos, the Egyptian pyramids are compared to confederate statues as symbols of slavery, crown shyness is explained, and Mike reveals his Achilles’…
93: ‘False Equivalence’, with Special Guest E. Nicholas Mariani
Aug 13 • 66 min
Mariani chastises Mike for the texting in a theater of it all, President Trump visits the Boy Scouts of America, Utah man kills his wife on cruise after she laughed at him, nuclear warfare is compared to “big government” policies, and the Ottomans build…
92: ‘Cutting People Out’
Aug 6 • 63 min
Mike discusses techniques for getting high on the cheap, inanimate object arousal, his recent family reunion, how he felt when he learned he had a son on the way, and whether Scaramucci is a great thing that happened to this country or the greatest thing…
91: ‘The Sub-genres of Sandwich’, with Special Guest Joshua Wolfe
Jul 30 • 50 min
Trump empathizes about health insurance costs, a free wi-fi provider stipulates ridiculously onerous terms and conditions, Kate Upton’s good looks “prove” the divinity of Jesus, Walmart begins selling fruit punch pickles, and Louis Kahn builds a floating…
90: ‘Right About Now’, with Special Guest Adam Christopher
Jul 24 • 56 min
Donald Trump Jr. and Chipotle are on the ropes, R. Kelly starts a sex cult, Mike contemplates the origins of the universe, slime-filled eel truck overturns on U.S. 101 in Oregon, and Marta Minujín builds a replica of the Parthenon out of banned…
89: ‘Hitler-tainted Mother’s Milk’, with Special Guest Matthew Van Dyke
Jul 15 • 72 min
Trump Jr.’s emails hint at light treason, a fox has been pissing on the bureau of meteorology’s rain gauge, Nazism is wrongly compared to Islam, fish are becoming transgender, and SFMOMA gets a chat bot. Special Guest: Matthew Van Dyke.Links:What happened…
88: ‘White House Haberdasher’, with Special Guests B.R. Cohen and Simon Tonev
Jul 9 • 61 min
David Beckham is outed as a familial lip kisser, a religious group thinks silent reading parties are a sign of the Apocalypse, “our” ancestors “adopted” the country’s “culture”, Zillow sues McMansion Hell, and Blake Fall-Conroy builds a minimum wage…
87: ‘The Bread Maker–Trampoline Anchor’, with Special Guests Sarah Rice and Susie Meister
Jul 1 • 61 min
The New York Times catalogues all of Trump’s lies, a deluded “breatharian” couple claims to survive without food, Mark Whelan posts an All Lives Matter meme (some conditions apply), 7 percent of Americans think brown cows make chocolate milk, and Mexico…
86: ‘Shove It’
Jun 25 • 59 min
Facebook launches support for GIF comments, Justin encounters a greater pedant, the wall is getting solar panels, Mike playacts in a diner, The Activist Mommy encourages back-door emoji self-exploration, and Brett Foxwell animates the decomposition of…
85: ‘Placenta Pills and Baby Bump Dioramas’, with Special Guest Jeff Mac
Jun 18 • 72 min
Mike brings a baby to the movies, Trump’s cabinet members take turns praising their Dear Leader, Facebook users troll Roy Moore with the Pride reaction, The Joker can’t understand why school children are “allowed” to “curse like sailors”, umbilical cord…
84: ‘Tortilia’, with Special Guest Adam Bates
Jun 11 • 67 min
Spicer defends ‘covfefe’ tweet, Portland burrito cart closes after owners are accused of cultural appropriation, Joshua Feuerstein is triggered by rainbow fries, Arizona man wears colander on head for driver’s license photo, and Mike contemplates getting…
83: ‘Less Incestuous Than Macklemore’, with Special Guest Cory Johnston
Jun 4 • 62 min
Richard Spencer has a rough time at the gym, Trump's alleged ties to Russia are compared and contrasted against Obama's purported ties to the Muslim Brotherhood, a demolition crew accidentally tears down the wrong building, Mike pushes his friend off a…
82: ‘A Stick and a Dream’, with Special Guest Steve Blizin
May 26 • 70 min
Trump pays tribute to the Almighty Glowing Orb, real Finnish girls “ride” fake horses, David French bemoans the feminization of all things, Texas man sues his date for texting during a movie, spite houses annoy neighbors around the world, and an obedient…
81: ‘Reluctant Slaver’, with Special Guest Kody Frederick
May 21 • 75 min
The Donald leaks ‘code word’ information to the Russians, unbalanced brits have an avocado mishap, conservatives defend confederate monuments, Ikea tote bags are put to myriad uses, Hamburg gets a new cultural center, and Justin’s account gets cloned.…
80: ‘Woke by Committee’, with Special Guest Teresa Sheffield
May 14 • 62 min
Sean Spicer hides in the bushes, a Heineken beer ad goes viral, a ‘conservative’ meme offers anti-rape tips to victims, KFC publishes a romance novel, Chybik Kristof builds a plastic chair–clad showroom, and Mike manages his Tourette’s with this one weird…
79: ‘Cheeky Exploits’, with Special Guests B.R. Cohen and Simon Tonev
May 6 • 59 min
Steve Bannon writes a musical, Mike’s buddies beat up Vanilla Ice, showing your butt in beautiful landscapes is now a thing, Al Gore's mansion lacks solar panels, someone in Virginia is shaving other people’s cats, and the Beinecke Rare Book and…
78: ‘Beaver-speak and Rat Drinking’, with Special Guest Dan Hill
Apr 29 • 67 min
Trump touts his progress made against his 100-day plan, a hopeful teen is 15 million tweets short of a lifetime supply of Wendy’s chicken nuggets, Brickl Bros. are hiring construction workers (‘snowflakes’ need not apply), bewildered beaver becomes…
77: ‘Parody Bro’, with Special Guest David the Producer
Apr 22 • 71 min
Oregon man dies peacefully after being lied to about Donald Trump's impeachment, Alabama Senate says church can start its own police force, John Burk shares his selfies and his regressive ideology, Facebook streams a murder, and Doug Wheeler builds a…
76: ‘Long-distance Handy’, with Special Guest Adam Christopher
Apr 15 • 74 min
Sean Spicer explores Godwin’s law, United Airlines unveils its new ‘Hunger Games’ fare class, a missing Oxford comma may cost Oakhurst Dairy $10M, Cleveland releases ‘asteroid field’ of 1.5M helium balloons, and a German computer repair technician pushes…
75: ‘The Soylent Surge’, with Special Guest Josh Wade
Apr 7 • 61 min
Mike experiences a zipper malfunction at a baptism, Phone Romeos in India look for love via wrong numbers, Pat Robertson resents at-will employment, Spiders could theoretically eat every human on Earth in one year, and David Neevel creates a Trump…
74: ‘A Very Noncommittal Slide Whistle’, with Special Guest Carrie Poppy
Mar 31 • 58 min
Carrie recounts her various religious conversions, Paul Ryan has a healthcare Freudian slip, Facebook cracks down on fake news, male lawmakers contemplate women's health legislation, the Ten Commandments may be coming back to an Oklahoma courthouse, and…
73: ‘Google Search Roulette’, with Special Guest Matthew Van Dyke
Mar 26 • 58 min
Trump takes credit for Kaepernick's shaky employment situation, your beard (probably) doesn't contain poop after all, Palin shares a meme articulating the differences between liberals and conservatives, Josh Chubbs performs cut-rate circumcisions in his…
72: ‘A Mixing of Fluids’, with Special Guest Joe Sondow
Mar 19 • 60 min
Team Trump issues a flawed St. Patrick's Day hat, a new Texas bill seeks to curb men's superfluous emissions, the US Army doesn't work for the 'brother of ISIS' anymore, the Jawzrsize promises to strengthen your jawline, and Rachel Sussman takes kintsugi…
71: ‘Cinnamon Stillwood’
Mar 11 • 62 min
Sean Spicer fails at Twitter, porn star gives up adult filmmaking to become a pastor, flag desecration laws are unconstitutional, theater refuses to show 'Beauty and the Beast' over alleged 'gay moment', and Jimenez Lai draws cartoon buildings in…
70: ‘A Morally Explorative Life’, with Special Guest Ahmad Philips
Feb 27 • 69 min
Pence gets in trouble for conducting publics business with his personal AOL account, PwC botches the Oscars finale, an image depicting 'the future that liberals want' goes viral, a disgruntled Texas family writes an honest obituary, Mike eulogizes his…
69: ‘Benevolent Sexism’, with Special Guest Margaret Dodge
Feb 25 • 69 min
Thousands protest Trump's immigration policy on 'A Day without Immigrants', an enterprising chiropractor patents labia glue as tampon alternative, Norman Rockwell paintings might be subliminal erotica, frozen hair selfies are sweeping the Yukon, a…
68: ‘Canadian Pie’, with Special Guest Seán McGuire
Feb 18 • 69 min
Mike discovers cappuccino, Donald Trump surveys the public about the media's credibility, Wolf Blitzer makes un-funny jokes about tragic murder, Utah Republican enumerates the unintended consequences of equal pay laws, 74-year-old man gets entire church…
67: ‘The Fastidiousness of a Serial Killer’, with Special Guest Jonathan Nadel
Feb 11 • 63 min
The TSA tries to catch obvious terrorists, science identifies the serial killer pattern, a meme depicts the bible's teachings about immigration, MIT explores the morality of murderous self-driving cars, and Russian garbage becomes art.Special Guest:…
66: ‘The Mary Jane Look’, with Special Guests Susie Meister and Sarah Rice
Feb 5 • 60 min
The crew takes a moment of silence for the Bowling Green massacre, an elderly woman licks eyeballs for money, UC Berkeley students protest a troll, scientists create a human-pig hybrid, and a Dutch artist creates a new "species". SHOW NOTES Trumped up…
65: ‘Precocious Baby Nazi’, with Special Guest Joey Alison Sayers
Jan 29 • 64 min
Sean Spicer goes ham on Dippin‘ Dots, Richard Spencer takes one in the jaw, Mike explains the inherent sexism of chivalry, inventors streamline bacon cooking, and Joey considers in-skull mechanical locusts! SHOW NOTES Follow-up 65 foot Snow Corridor in…
64: ‘Middle-aged Men Twerking’, with Special Guest Steve O’Neill
Jan 22 • 63 min
Maryland public school social media coordinator gets fired for an educational tweet gone viral, Mike explains the “contradiction” between climate change and a snowball, and Steve presents 2016’s most offensive British advertisements. SHOW NOTES Trumped up…
63: ‘Prostitute Vending Machines’, with Special Guest Jeremy McLellan
Jan 15 • 58 min
Trump vociferously denies his alleged ties to Russia, TV anchor tells Alexa to buy thousands of doll houses, a badly designed meme equates teen sex and soda, a middle-aged man with an RV seeks a youthful companion, and Walead Beshty is probably laundering…
62: ‘You Are the Flower’, with Special Guest Jeff Hopkins
Jan 8 • 62 min
A stoner prankster changes the Hollywood sign, teenage Justin visits a psychiatrist, thousands move to Edmonton to stare into a philanderer’s steely blue eyes, Jeff considers the Cult of Crossfit, Mike brags about his hypothetical pranks, artists design a…
61: ‘Everyone Should Be Ashamed of Themselves’, with Special Guest Lindsay Goldwert
Dec 30, 2016 • 56 min
Trump coins the word ‘unpresidented,’ an elderly woman freezes inside a locked car, Christina Sommers declares her fix for the gender wage gap, Lindsay forgets she’s on camera, Facebook starts flagging fake news, and a cement mixer turns nocturnal disco…
60: ‘The Michael Jackson Corollary’, with Special Guest Adam Christopher
Dec 23, 2016 • 59 min
Justin defends male Santa, Vanessa Otero (patent attorney) proposes a truthiness chart, ‘my flag’ makes the list of 6 Things You Don’t Mess with, VW owners maximize sellback opportunity, José López creates impossible stone taffy, Mike receives a…
59: ‘Grammar Police’, with Special Guests B.R. Cohen and Simon Tonev
Dec 18, 2016 • 50 min
Catwoman arrested for slashing boyfriend with scissors during fight, racist meme delineates between old-school gangster and modern-day thug, Sofia Vergara gets sued by her own embryos, Simon considers emotional prostitution, and scientist discovers…
58: ‘A True Flat-Earther’, with Special Guest Austin Baird
Dec 11, 2016 • 68 min
Mall of America hires a black Santa, Austin reports on his voyage among the ‘Flat Earthers in Christ’ Facebook group, ‘suicide bomber’ squirrel hospitalizes Chicago politician who spoke out against squirrels, Mike wants a Yosegi box for Christmas. SHOW…
57: ‘Less Gentlemanly and Pastoral’, with Special Guests Faded Paper Figures
Dec 4, 2016 • 72 min
Mitt and Donald go to dinner, Michaels shopper loses her mind over bags, Justin is solicited by an interrupting astrologist, Kael and John discuss their first favorite songs, Japanese theme park regrets dead fish ice skating rink. SHOW NOTES Introduction…
56: ‘Mushy Honeycomb Helmets,’ with Special Guest Giulio Anichini
Nov 27, 2016 • 61 min
‘Post-truth’ is Oxford Dictionary’s 2016 ‘Word of the Year,’ transabled woman yearns to lose feeling in her leg, fashion designers refuse to offer their services to Melania Trump, and Mike tempts fate by riding a four-wheeler without a helmet. SHOW NOTES…
55: ‘A Christmas Skirmish’, with Special Guests Michael Winfield and Richard Manfredi
Nov 20, 2016 • 64 min
Trump becomes harder to parody, drivers in China put scary reflective decals in their rear windows, 2016 may be the year to safely say ‘Merry Christmas’ again, edible beetle larvae deliver as much iron to the body as beef, and Shozo Hayama finds faces in…
54: ‘I Happened Upon a Body,’ with Special Guest Darren Husted
Nov 13, 2016 • 68 min
A heartbroken mom happens upon the Clintons in the woods, Trump supporters revise their stance on dissent, Facebook promises to show you less fake news, and Mike loses money on a wager. SHOW NOTES Trumped up Racist group threatens U Penn students “I have…
53: ‘HIV-positive Children Party Crashers’, with Special Guest Scott Hofmeister
Nov 6, 2016 • 67 min
Starbucks releases an anti-Christmas coffee cup, Tim Kaine’s positive demeanor gets on Mike’s nerves, Scott passes on the office of POTUS, Sarma Melngailis becomes a runaway fugitive, and the guys consider expensive skeleton art exhibitions as an…
52: ‘Low-risk Kissing’, with Special Guest Seán McGuire
Oct 30, 2016 • 67 min
Seán abandons paganism, kid needs permission slip to read ‘Fahrenheit 451,’ Mike and Justin fail to cast their ballots in the 2012 election, area woman wins $1M trying to show husband lottery tickets are a waste of money, and Shinri Tezuka makes some…
51: ‘The Opposite of Feminism’, with Special Guest Chris Esplin
Oct 23, 2016 • 65 min
Facebook’s annual privacy opt-out post, the anti-tampon-tax-break guy, a critical review of the 31 most hilariously bad-themed weddings of all time, eucalyptus kaleidoscopic bark, and accidental topless beach trips. SHOW NOTES Introduction Chris Esplin on…
50: ‘Insane Clown Posse,’ with Special Guest Periods for Politicians
Oct 16, 2016 • 64 min
The creepy clown craze, the rise and fall of Kenneth Bone, Christians for Donald Trump, gender as a social construct, putatively postmodern elongated objects, and Justin’s first kiss. SHOW NOTES Introduction Periods for Politicians on Facebook Periods for…
49: ‘23 and Me’, with Special Guest Lauren Kelly
Oct 9, 2016 • 70 min
High school cheerleader outfits get suspended for causing impure thoughts, Mike discovers the secret to benching 405 pounds, an earthquake reveals a missing Lego, and Lauren explains the hardest thing about rollerblading. SHOW NOTES Introduction Lauren…
48: ‘Escalate the Awkwardness,’ with Special Guest Adam Christopher
Oct 2, 2016 • 55 min
Trump goes on a 3 am tweet storm, a woman polishes off a pork bun in a typhoon, motorized rideable suitcases are coming to an airport near you, and Mike eats a candy bar at the urinal. SHOW NOTES Introduction Adam Christopher on Twitter After 6 podcast on…
47: ‘Casey Did Meth,’ with Special Guest Casey Sullivan
Sep 25, 2016 • 65 min
Casey plagiarizes a song, man gets arrested for speeding in Delorean at 88mph, Pennsylvania man creates the most racist Halloween costume ever, lawmaker who opposed helmet law dies in motorcycle crash, Mike defends the sanctity of the word ‘ironic.’ SHOW…
46: ‘An Egg-shaped Jewel,’ with Special Guest Gayatri
Sep 18, 2016 • 64 min
Donald Trump announces his testosterone levels, Chinese people invented toilet paper and (maybe) pizza, Bruce Horowitz tells women to lose the engagement ring during job interviews, and Mike commits an on-campus crime at dawn. SHOW NOTES Follow-up Pastor…
45: ‘Strictly Business’, with Special Guest Scott Hofmeister
Sep 11, 2016 • 58 min
A parakeet refuses to clean the floor, a 70-year-old man goes to jail to get away from his wife, a new Target employee gives a play-by-play of his first week on the job, and teenage Mike catches his girlfriend cheating. SHOW NOTES Introduction Scott…
44: ‘A Hundred-dollar-sized Piece of David Bowie,’ with Special Guests Jeff Mac & Cade Chilcoat
Sep 4, 2016 • 72 min
A two-headed Barry White creature does some math, waiting room occupants are conditioned to stand up in response to a sound, Kaepernick refuses to stand up in response to a sound, and a remorseful square dancer tries to destroy the Internet. SHOW NOTES…
43: ‘Atomic Butt Bump’, with Special Guest Bo Quintana
Aug 28, 2016 • 65 min
Guy who says God sends natural disasters to punish gays has his home destroyed in a natural disaster, patriotic parent gets outraged by a Pledge of Allegiance opt-out permission slip, wedding photographer photographs shrink-wrapped newlyweds, and Mike…
42: ‘Bird Heaven,’ with Special Guest Tim Ateo
Aug 21, 2016 • 66 min
Triumph the Insult Comic Dog trolls Trump supporters, Olympic pools turn green, a spider almost persuades Mike to become a believer, and Justin finds the Hummingbird Lady. SHOW NOTES Introduction Atheism 101 website Japanese toilet prank Trumped up…
41: ‘A Cabal of Super-rich Vampires’ with Special Guest Tom Cheesewright
Aug 14, 2016 • 63 min
Trump takes a shot at Utahns, Peter Thiel wants young people’s blood, mental illness might be sexually transmitted demons, Mike gives his coworkers a nickname, and Michael Phelps really likes to bruise his back. SHOW NOTES Introduction Tom Cheesewright’s…
40: ‘I Have a Google Problem’ with Special Guest Jeremy McLellan
Aug 7, 2016 • 61 min
Jeremy runs for mayor, police pull people over to give them ice cream, a woman dares to dream of being a truck driver, and after-school Satan clubs are coming to a school near you. SHOW NOTES Follow Jeremy McLellan Comedy on Facebook Trumped up Burn the…
39: ‘You’ll Know It When You See It’ with Special Guests Chris Holifield and Krissie Shelley
Jul 31, 2016 • 56 min
A cop mistakes donut glaze for crystal meth, Clinton’s husband wears a fetching pantsuit, Mike washes his hands of his wife’s pet cat, and Sao Paulo bans billboards. SHOW NOTES Trumped up Russian Espionage “It was more tongue-in-cheek” Trump criticizing…
38: ‘Usted es enfermo’ with Special Guest Adam Christopher
Jul 24, 2016 • 65 min
Kim Kardashian wiretaps Taylor Swift, Trump tries to inflate a baby, Third Eye Blind trolls the RNC, Ted Cruz impresses Mike, and Milo Yiannopoulos gets banned from Twitter. SHOW NOTES Intro After 6 Podcast Trumped up Manafort on Melania’s plagiarism On…
37: ‘A Vaccine Cocktail’ with Special Guest AnnMaria De Mars
Jul 18, 2016 • 57 min
The Westboro Baptist Church is threatened by a Clefairy Pokémon, the US government plans to drop vaccine-laced M&Ms on ferrets (no really), Chris Christie fetches Trump his Filet-O-Fish, and Mike’s daughter finds some free street soda. SHOW NOTES Intro 7…
36: ‘Misguided Revenge’ with Special Guest Konrad Vernor
Jul 10, 2016 • 59 min
Kaley Cuoco desecrates the flag, a man seems to die in every terrorist attack, the IRS doesn’t accept iTunes cards, and Mike’s buddy escalates a toilet paper prank. SHOW NOTES Intro Grilled Onions Podcast Follow-up Ask a manager Trumped up On police…
35: ‘You Could Have Been a Journalist’ with Special Guest Seán McGuire
Jul 2, 2016 • 62 min
Sunish makes a cameo, an $8 bowl of Frosted Flakes in Times Square constitutes fine dining, the bitter almond tree gets ‘banned,’ an intern circulates a footwear petition, and #HeterosexualPrideDay trends on Twitter. SHOW NOTES Intro Share a Slice Podcast…
34: ‘The Promise on the Packet’ with Special Guest Matthew Van Dyke
Jun 26, 2016 • 61 min
Australian teens have smaller babies with this one weird trick, Mike contemplates assuming his wife’s last name, Rick Tyler unironically runs for Congress on the ‘Make America White Again’ platform, and Tom DeLonge leaves Blink-182 to focus on ‘national…
33: ‘Unintentionally Straight Edge’ with Special Guest Chris Revill
Jun 19, 2016 • 59 min
Texas Lt. Governor Dan Patrick accidentally praises God’s vengeance, Mike’s buddy kills a guy, Ari Nagel sires 22 children, Anonymous gays up some ISIS Twitter accounts, and the ‘Coexist’ logo makes Mike’s eyes bleed. SPONSOR Super Pee Pee Time Podcast…