Don't Close Your Eyes: Live Radio Theatre!

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New old-time analog radio theatre, presented and recorded live!


Lady Victoria Ramsey and the Sands of the Pharaoh!
Jun 28, 2019
Season 6.5, Episode 1: “Lady Victoria Ramsey and the Sands of the Pharoah!’” A Thrilling Adventure of Written and Directed by Ryan Cassavaugh! Victorian adventurer Lady Victoria Ramsey retruns with her cohorts on a quest to discover a lost ancient Eyptian…
The Road to H-E-Double-Hockey-Sticks!
Jul 11, 2018 • 60 min
Season 6, Episode 7: “The Road to H-E-Double-Hockey-Sticks!” A Road Comedy to Hell and Back Written and Directed by Ryan Cassavaugh & Keith Suta! Our rousing Season 6 finale finds Keith and Ryan returning as their comedic dopplegangers: Keith and Ryan!…
Prudence Pearly, Girl Reporter of the Old West: ‘Trouble at the Bar-None Ranch!’
Jun 14, 2018 • 56 min
Season 6, Episode 6: “The Casebook of Prudence Pearly, Girl Reporter of the Old West: ‘Trouble at the Bar-None Ranch!’” A Comedic Western Adventure of Written and Directed by Ryan Cassavaugh! Prudence Pearly is a go-getting, no-nonsese reporter with a…
Tournament of Quizzards!
Apr 17, 2018 • 42 min
Season 6, Episode 5: “Tournament of Quizzards!” A Trivial Whodunit Written and Directed by Keith Suta! Ruby Kallen wants to be a great writer — but all her plays have closed before they opened! To make ends meet, she writes trivial questions for the…
The Dark Hallway: The Knife
Feb 9, 2018 • 58 min
Season 6, Episode 4: “The Dark Hallway: The Knife!” A Story of Suspense Written and Directed by Ryan Cassavaugh! Mack and Jenny Heath are hosting Mack’s old commanding officer, the Colonel, and his wife for a perfectly normal dinner party — food,…
Mystico the Magnificent Mentalist in “The Mystery at St. Agnes’ Home for Wayward Girls”
Jan 18, 2018 • 51 min
Season 6, Episode 2: “Mystico the Magnificent Mentalist in ‘The Mystery at St. Agnes’ Home for Wayward Girls!’” An Adventure Tale Written and Directed by Ryan Cassavaugh! Mystico the Magnificent Mentalist and his crew of stalwart companions return in a…
Foxglove Greens!
Dec 7, 2017 • 53 min
Season 6, Episode 1: “Foxglove Greens!” A Snobs-vs-Parvenus Comedy Written and Directed by Keith Suta! Foxglove Greens is Great Britain’s most-exclusive golf course, having only one member, and serving primarly as a refuge for wild foxes and eccentrics…
The Road to Murder!
Nov 16, 2017
Season 5, Episode 7: “The Road to Murder!” Written and Directed by Ryan Cassavaugh and Keith Suta! In our glorious Season 5 finale, Keith and Ryan hog spotlight and forego story for jokes, as their loveable reoccurring characters: Keith and Ryan! This…
Tales of the Bloody Bozeman
Oct 27, 2017
Season 5, Episode 6: “Tales of the Bloody Bozeman” Written by Ryan Cassavaugh and directed by Sadie Cassavaugh! The Weston Family are homesteaders in Montana, trying to hold onto their little piece of land and carve out a future — if they can hold off Asa…
The Contest of the Cosmos, or How Divinia von Presterton and Lord Tiberius Q. Braithwaite Defeated Invaders from Another Planet!
May 9, 2017 • 50 min
Season 5, Episode 5: “The Contest of the Cosmos, or How Divinia von Presterton and Lord Tiberius Q. Braithwaite Defeated Invaders from Another Planet!!” A Steampunk Galimaufrey written and directed by Keith Suta! 1901: Divinia von Presterton and Lord…
Old Glory vs. The World of Tomorrow!
Apr 20, 2017 • 53 min
Season 5, Episode 4: “Old Glory vs. The World of Tomorrow!” A Four-Star Hero Comic on the Radio written and directed by Ryan Cassavaugh! In 1932 Commander American Flag and the Freedom Squadron of America were the greatest superheros in the world — but by…
Jimmy Ackerman: Monsterologist!
Apr 2, 2017 • 46 min
Season 5, Episode 3: “Jimmy Ackerman: Monsterologist!” A Scary Coming-of-Age Tale written and directed by Keith Suta! Jimmy Ackerman is like any kid in New York during WWII: His dad is overseas fighting; his mom works at a munitions plant; and he’s got to…
Lady Victoria Ramsey and the King of Skull Island!
Mar 17, 2017
Season 5, Episode 2: “Lady Victoria Ramsey and the King of Skull Island!” A Thrilling Adventure written and directed by Ryan Cassavaugh! Presumed dead, but merely avoiding her humdrum existence back in England, Lady Victoria Ramsey always seems to find…
The Not-So-Great Zambronski!
Feb 4, 2017 • 55 min
Season 5, Episode 1: “The Not-So-Great Zambronski!” A Sleight-of-Heart Comedy written and directed by Keith Suta! Maria Tura has had enough — relegated to the thankless role of “lovely assistant” to her unappreciative and philandering husband Joseph, she…
The Road to the Big T.O.P.!
Oct 30, 2016 • 59 min
Season 4, Episode 7: The Road to the Big T.O.P.! A Road Comedy Written and Directed by Ryan Cassavaugh and Keith Suta! Ryan and Keith return as the characters they were born to play: Ryan and Keith, failed soup salesmen and ne’er do wells! After finding…
The Devil and Daniel English!
Oct 15, 2016 • 59 min
Season 4, Episode 5: “The Devil and Daniel English!” An Apocalyptic Comedy written and directed by Keith Suta! Daniel English was a wunderkind investment banker, until he lost everything in the Great Crash of ‘29. Unable to bear his mother’s disapproval,…
Elmer and Verne in “ELMR Radio!”
Sep 29, 2016 • 64 min
Season 4, Episode 6: “Elmer and Verne in ‘E-L-M-R Radio’!” A comedy written and directed by Ryan Cassavaugh! Everyone’s favorite old-time dreamers are back and this time they have a get-rich scheme that is sure to work: Build their own radio station! Of…
Rocket Red and the Space Simians!
Sep 14, 2016 • 54 min
Season 4, Episode 1: Rocket Red and the Space Simians! A Space Age Comedy Written and Directed by Keith Suta! Space Hero Rocket Red accidentally destroyed an uninhabited planet (uninhabited by humans, anyway) and now must patrol the outer reaches of the…
The Time Cabinet of Professor Darwin: The Liberty Gambit!
Aug 30, 2016 • 50 min
Season 4, Episode 4: “The Time Cabinet of Professor Darwin: The Liberty Gambit!” An Alternate Historic Adventure written and directed by Ryan Cassavaugh! Professor Archimedes Darwin has spun off into his own adventure as he constructs a time traveling…
The Sisters of St. Barbara’s and the Mona Lisa Larceny!
Aug 16, 2016 • 54 min
Season 4, Episode 3: “The Sisters of St. Barbara’s and the Mona Lisa Larceny!” A WWII Adventure written and directed by Keith Suta! St. Barbara’s Convent is a small nunnery, staffed by three sisters in a small village in occupied France. They kept a vow…
Mystico the Magnificent Mentalist and The Scourge of the Swamp Demon!
Aug 3, 2016 • 49 min
Season 4, Episode 2: “Mystico the Magnificent Mentalist and the Scourge of the Swamp Demon!” A Supernatural Adventure written and directed by Ryan Cassavaugh! Mystico and his evil-fighting friend Doc find themselves on the trail of missing scientist…
Rocket Red and the Nemesis Chamber!
Jul 19, 2016 • 55 min
Season 3, Episode 7B: “Rocket Red and the Nemesis Chamber!” A Sci-Fi Comedy written and directed by Ryan Cassavaugh! For our final episode of Season 3, Keith and Ryan switched off writing each others’ most famous creations! In this installment: Rocket Red…
President Elmer and President Verne!
Jul 6, 2016 • 43 min
Season 3, Episode 7: “The Curious Case of the Clockwork Killer!” A Comedy with Everyone’s Favorite Old-Time Dreamers written and directed by Keith Suta! For our final episode of Season 3, Keith and Ryan switched off writing each others’ most famous…
Linus Graham and the Great Pumpkin Jewel Caper!
Jun 21, 2016 • 68 min
Season 3, Episode 5: “Linus Graham and the Great Pumpkin Jewel Caper!” A Criminal Comedy written and directed by Ryan Cassavaugh! Linus Graham, better known as The Black Cat, recalls another tale from his thrilling life of crime! This week, he recounts…
The Curious Case of the Clockwork Killer!
Jun 8, 2016 • 60 min
Season 3, Episode 6: “The Curious Case of the Clockwork Killer!” A Steampunk Adventure written and directed by Keith Suta! Inventress/Adventuress Divinia Von Presterton and Lord Tiberius Q. Briathwaite have put aside their differences when they are called…
True Adventures of the Old West!
May 24, 2016 • 65 min
Season 3, Episode 4: “True Adventures of the Old West!” A Western Comedy of Errors written and directed by Ryan Cassavaugh! Bert and Charlie are on the run from the law when they accidentally help catch a villain much more wanted than THEY were! Mistaken…
Dr. Jekyll and the Archaeopteryx Cure!
May 10, 2016 • 57 min
Season 3, Episode 3: “Dr. Jekyll and the Archaeopteryx Cure!” A Scary Comedy written and directed by Keith Suta! Dr. Hiram Q. Jekyll has made the discovery of the century: a potion that entirely changes one’s personality to its polar opposite! What could…
The Cafe Sophia: The Adventure of the Jade Seal
Apr 27, 2016 • 60 min
Season 3, Episode 2: “The Cafe Sophia: The Adventure of the Jade Seal” A Noir Adventure on the Streets of Istanbul by Ryan Cassavaugh A young woman enlists cafe owner Rosalind Brand in the search for her missing husband, but things soon take a deadly turn…
The Fynally Truwe Adventures of Robyn Hoode!
Apr 12, 2016 • 53 min
Season 3, Episode 1: “The Fynally Truwe Adventures of Robyn Hoode!” A Gender-Swapped Tale of Adventure by Keith Suta! You thought you knew the story of the famous outlaw living in Sherwood Forest outside Nottingham, but turns out the history books got a…
The Road to Easter Island!
Mar 29, 2016 • 70 min
Season 2, Episode 9: The Road to Easter Island! A Not-So Musical Comedy Written and Directed by Ryan Cassavaugh and Keith Suta! Join us for our victory lap as we celebrate the successful end of our second season! Ryan and Keith collaborated together to…
The Most Splendid Return; or How Divinia von Presterton and Lord Tiberius Q. Braithwaite Saved the World with the Power of Invention!
Mar 16, 2016 • 70 min
Season 2, Episode 7: The Most Splendid Return; or How Divinia von Preserton and Lord Tiberius Q. Braithwaite Saved the World with the Power of Invention! A Steampunk Gallimaufry by Keith Suta! American inventress Divinia von Presterton and English…
Mystico the Magnificent Mentalist!
Mar 1, 2016 • 57 min
Season 2, Episode 8: Mystico the Magnificent Mentalist! Written and Directed by Ryan Cassavaugh! Garvman Goodrick is a circus illusionist and mentalist, who gets caught up with globe-trotting adventurer Rosemary Darwin and a mystical idol and discovers…
Rocket Red and the Numan Invasion!
Feb 17, 2016 • 52 min
Season 2, Episode 1: Rocket Red and the Numan Invasion! Written and Directed by Keith Suta! Space Hero Rocket Red returns with her plucky pal, Andromeda, and their bionomic robot chum, Bleepy, for more adventure in the far-flung future! Tasked with…
The Dark Hallway: “Make Mark Do It!”
Feb 2, 2016 • 63 min
Season 2, Episode 6: The Dark Hallway: “Make Mark Do It!” Let your mind wander down the unlit side streets of the ordinary world, where every shadow hides a secret and every doorway is a porthole to another world. Take a turn down…The Dark Hallway! Mark…
Betsy McGuyver: Nazi Puncher!
Jan 19, 2016 • 51 min
Season 2, Episode 5: Betsy McGuyver: Nazi Puncher! A Well-Manicured Two-Fisted Adventure Tale written and directed by Keith Suta! 1941 was a time of strife, of war and battles, of great deeds and great sacrifices. But not for Betsy McGuyver — consigned to…
Elmer & Verne in: “Bilgewater Downs”
Jan 5, 2016 • 59 min
Season 2, Episode 4: Elmer & Verne in: “Bilgewater Downs” Written and Directed by Ryan Cassavaugh It’s time once again for everyone’s favorite old-time dreamers: Elmer and Verne! With a little extra money in their bank account (for the first time),…
The Hard-Luck Kid!
Dec 26, 2015 • 62 min
Season 2, Episode 3: The Hard-Luck Kid! A Fairytale of Newark written and directed by Keith Suta! Manny Midman is the saddest of sad sacks: living in the basement of Our Lady of Blessed Austerity Orphanage, working four jobs, and caring for his deaf and…
The Dark Hallway: “An Autumn Drive”
Dec 11, 2015 • 65 min
Season 1, Episode 6: The Dark Hallway: “An Autumn Drive” Let your mind wander down the unlit side streets of the ordinary world, where every shadow hides a secret and every doorway is a porthole to another world. Take a turn down…The Dark Hallway!…
The Most Splendid Race; or: How Divinia von Presterton Raced Lord Tiberius Q. Braithwaite Around the World and, Concurrently, Saved the United States with the Power of Steam!
Nov 28, 2015 • 56 min
Season 1, Episode 5: The Most Splendid Race; or: How Divinia von Presterton Raced Lord Tiberius Q. Braithwaite Around the World and, Concurrently, Saved the United States with the Power of Steam! The year is 1899. As the world approaches the millennium it…
Strade and Holmes: “Holmes to Rent”
Nov 17, 2015 • 60 min
Season 1, Episode 2: Strade and Holmes: “Holmes to Rent” In a time when the law would not allow women to become detectives, Summer Holmes applies as secretary to Boston’s least-successful Private Eye: Gulliver Strade. When his father was murdered by a…
The Crimson Cowpoke
Nov 13, 2015 • 54 min
Season 1, Episode 3: “The Crimson Cowpoke” The evil Hacker Brothers have run just about everyone out of town except for Miss Kitty the *ahem* “saloon keeper,” Schoolmarm Pearl Hart, Ichabod the undertaker and old drunk Jesse. Prospector MacGuffin finally…
Elmer & Verne in: “Elmerworld”
Nov 12, 2015 • 66 min
Season 1, Episode 4: Elmer & Verne in: “Elmerworld” What new, old-time radio series would be complete without a comedy duo? Meet everyone’s favorite old-time dreamers: Elmer and Verne! Running the Ityl-Dew Hotel in Rocky Start, North Carolina, has not…
Rocket Red and the Ridicularium of Dr. Fang!
Nov 9, 2015 • 60 min
Season 1, Episode 1: Rocket Red and the Ridicularium of Dr. Fang! Rocket Red, her perky and violent chum Andromeda and their incredible robotic pal Bleepy are off to adventure in the farthest reaches of the universe! Along the way they’ll have to fend off…