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“Best friends” Piers and Erik pitch podcasts to e…
580 A Podcast About Accents / Coin Toss
Jan 22 • 23 min
In which Erik breaks down the complex accents of Frasier Crane and Pepe Le Pew, and Piers tosses a coin for your benefit.
579 Pinup Calendercast / Piers And Erik’s Sexy Daily Pinup Pod
Jan 19 • 16 min
In which Erik puts two sexy boys in the centrefold for a truly excellent cause, while Piers converts raw visual sex appeal into raw audio arousal.
578 Times In The Past When Piers Was So Funny I Laughed Myself To Tears / Underrated Zeldas
Jan 18 • 14 min
In which Erik fondly remembers every time that Piers has made him laugh in the podcast, and Piers ranks the Zeldas that don’t get the rankings they deserve.
577 What’s In My Mouth, Daddy? / What’s In My Mouth, Daddy? [2] / Full Metal Jacket
Jan 17 • 23 min
In which special guest Dr. Ewell (Ronald Dario)brings some much-needed dentistry to our oil-rig micronation, Erik wonders if there’s a better way to tell Daddy what’s in your mouth, and special guest host ‘PUTER the AI tries to pick the perfect outfit to…
576 Where In The World Is My Mother? / Welcome To The Party, Pal / Reading Armen’s Journal
Jan 16 • 31 min
In which special guest Armen Liebowitz (Ronald Dario) arrives in PvPLand on a quest for the birth mother that abandoned him, Piers takes your motion-sensor doorbell (and also your party) to the next level, and Erik reads somebody’s very private diary out…
575 Not Our Problem / So What’d I Miss? / Piers’ Commentary
Jan 15 • 18 min
In which Erik gloats over how great his life is compared to those people living in volcanos, Piers loses a bunch of carrier pigeons to vicious squirrels, and special guest RONALD DARIO adds Piers’ much-missed thoughts and opinions into his absentee…
574 Caged Feelings / A Podcast For The Atlantic / Title This
Jan 12 • 14 min
In which special guest SASKIA WERNER embraces her mixed feelings about a popular celebrity, Erik takes Atlantic magazine to task for their terrible taste in podcasts, and other special guest HANNAH DAVIES gives titles the time they deserve. Piers Rae -…
573 Please Don’t Spoil It For Me / What’s Your Name? / Dreamcatchers
Jan 11 • 14 min
In which regular host Erik Jovanovic nimbly ducks and dodges spoilers in film and television, special guest SASKIA WERNER uncovers Erik’s viking origins, and additional special guest playwright HANNAH DAVIES transforms your insane dreams into art therapy.…
572 OPP / We Can Work Out The Details Later / Bathroom Roulette
Jan 10 • 13 min
In which special guest HANNAH DAVIES kidnaps other people’s beloved pets for her own sick amusement, regular host Erik tries his best to be more open-minded but Hannah shoots that idea out of the sky, and other special guest SASKIA WERNER puts title…
571 The Bechdelizers / Final Resting Place / When… Did This Happen?
Jan 9 • 21 min
In which regular host Erik learns about the Bechdel test from his little brother, special guest HANNAH DAVIES starts planning the end of our days, and other special guest SASKIA WERNER turns time into a game. Usual super host Piers Rae remains MIA.
570 Sickness Tracker / Things We Told Piers / Things We Never Told Piers
Jan 8 • 17 min
In which special guest SASKIA WERNER keeps close tabs on her friend’s sicknesses, HANNAH DAVIES invents a quiz show around Piers’ inability to retain boring information, and regular host Erik pretends that he isn’t constantly changing his opinions on…
569 Potential Mailbag / The Perfect Show
Jan 5 • 14 min
In which Piers realizes all those advice column letters could’ve been addressed to just about anybody, and Erik creates the most 100% perfect show of all time - *ever.*
568 Erik’s Big List Of Things He Doesn’t Like / Erik Stays In His Shell
Jan 4 • 9 min
In which Piers compiles a big long of classic Erik “harrumphs,” and Erik prefers to keep to himself, thank you very much.
567 Keyduce, Keyuse And Keycycle / Anybody Out There Want A Key?
Jan 3 • 10 min
In which Erik puts the old keys of the world to new and exciting purpose, and Piers gives away the keys to Erik’s Kingdom.
566 Getting Into The EU / PVP Job Board
Jan 2 • 11 min
In which Erik finds a suitable replacement for the United Kingdom, and Piers looks for suitable replacements for our missing sandwich artisans.
565 Methods For Starting A Podcast / About Anecdotes
Jan 1 • 12 min
In which Piers examines the many ways people (other people) generate their terrible podcast ideas, and Erik tells a rambling anecdote about how he hates anecdotes.
564 Band Names / Yeah, No
Dec 29, 2017 • 17 min
In which Erik has some really, really good band names he’d like to share, and Piers has some ideas about who really deserves to win those Nobel prizes they seem to be giving out to just about anyone.
563 Soul Beatles / The Asylum
Dec 28, 2017 • 10 min
In which Piers remembers that Soul Asylum is a band at least as good as the Beatles, and Erik remembers that The Beatles were at least as good as Soul Asylum.
562 We Deserve Souls / Piers Rae’s Quick Slick Pitch Pile
Dec 27, 2017 • 17 min
In which Erik takes a surprising interest in our divine and everlasting wellbeing, while Piers pulls in a bunch of stillborn ideas from the depths of his sleeping brain.
561 Haunted House Review / Don’t Put All Your Eggs In One Casket
Dec 26, 2017 • 11 min
In which Erik reviews your terrible homemade haunted house (yes, it *is* terrible,) and Piers brings the Japanese game-show format to your pathetic excuse for a haunted house.
560 Unprecedented With Piers And Erik / Officially Unprecedented With Piers And Erik
Dec 25, 2017 • 12 min
A very special Christmas Day special episode that features no Christmas content whatsoever in which Piers sets some truly groundbreaking precedents, and Erik *officially* sets some truly groundbreaking precedents.
559 A Very Faux Fic Christmas / Quest For The New Snow
Dec 22, 2017 • 18 min
In which St. Piers tumbles down the chimney with all the sci-fi Christmas chronicles you’ve all been clamouring for, and Erik finally finds his Christmas spirit in a brand new quest for the perfect podcast.
558 Wild And Wacky Newsdesk With Piers And Erik / Bad Lists
Dec 21, 2017 • 26 min
In which Piers gets down and dirty with the news he can remember from the last time he read the Times, and Erik perfectly remembers every bad list he’s ever heard.
557 Replacing Drill Bits / Better When You’re Wasted
Dec 20, 2017 • 18 min
In which Erik takes his personal vendetta against drill bits to the next level, and Piers gets just drunk enough to solve an ancient riddle.
556 The Official Jenga Show / Hungry Hungry Hippodcast
Dec 19, 2017 • 12 min
In which Erik dumps a bunch of wooden blocks all over the place, and Piers slams pieces of plastic against a bunch of marbles.
555 Taylor Swift And White Supremacy / Jump The Shark
Dec 18, 2017 • 22 min
In which Erik begs Taylor Swift to come out and say Nazis aren’t cool, and Piers embarks on a foolhardy mission to train the single most dangerous shark of all time.
554 Bigger Fish To Fly / Finding Detective Pikachu
Dec 15, 2017 • 25 min
In which Piers solves the PvPLand hunger crisis in a very annoying way, and Erik recasts soon-to-be cult classic Detective Pikachu also in a very annoying way.
553 Thick Milk / Erik Makes Piers Watch Survivor
Dec 14, 2017 • 11 min
In which Piers finally solves the global crisis that is thin, watery milk, and Erik puts on some manner of popular television programme.
552 Shrimp Dippins / Asshole Nerds
Dec 13, 2017 • 21 min
In which Piers dips his shrimps in all the most sweet, savoury, or succulent sauces, and Erik stands up for casual fans everywhere.
551 Instapitches / The Hammock District
Dec 12, 2017 • 20 min
In which Erik finds inspiration in the photo albums of strangers, and Piers finds comfort in the gentle embrace of a hammock.
550 Lost Masterpiece / Prepare For The Wurst
Dec 11, 2017 • 11 min
In which Erik presents a newly created masterpiece (of a podcast) about lost masterpieces (of variable mediums,) and Piers takes Oktoberfest as seriously as he’s ever taken anything.
549 4 Hours Of Standup / 8 Hours Of Anything
Dec 8, 2017 • 13 min
In which Erik suggests that four hours is the best length for a stand-up set while Piers - ever the contrarian - prefers activities that take eight hours to listen to. Boys, boys, boys! Will you ever agree?
548 Worries That We Have / We Talk About Other Podcasts For These No-Podcast People
Dec 7, 2017 • 19 min
In which Erik presents our deepest fears and anxieties in excruciating detail with no comfort whatsoever, and Piers advises you stop wasting your time with our podcast.
547 Find The Faux Fic 6 / Gamify Your Life: The Podcast
Dec 6, 2017 • 24 min
In which Piers brings back some more of his fabulous fake fiction, and Erik turns your humdrum boring life into an ongoing RPG adventure! FEATURING a very special new music track courtesy of CHRIS CARLSON of “The Podcasting Couch.”
546 How Much I Hate Dancing / And Faux Fics Makes Five 2 / Armageddon It Now
Dec 5, 2017 • 31 min
In which Erik reveals how little he knows about dancing, Piers brings back his fantabulous false fan fiction, and special guest JOSEPH STILWELL (Blue Skies Over Nine Islands)prepares for every possible end of the world scenario.
545 Stephen King Sex Scenes / It Grows On You / We Tell Them How To Do Their Jobs
Dec 4, 2017 • 25 min
In which Erik fondly remembers Stephen King’s most perverted moments, Piers helps non-fans learn to love Stephen King, and special guest JOSEPH STILWELL (Blue Skies Over Nine Islands) thinks he knows better than the professionals.
544 Dining Tips And Tricks / Emo Or Pop-Punk / The Value Of Names
Dec 1, 2017 • 22 min
In which Piers reveals what questions you should never ask a waitress, special guest JOSEPH STILWELL(Blue Skies Over Nine Islands) tests our knowledge of two - BUT ONLY TWO - musical genres, and Erik balances your name against a hard dollar value.
543 How Many Books Have You Read? / Discarded Drafts / Snitching At Brunch
Nov 30, 2017 • 26 min
In which Erik tracks down the star artist of his old creative writing class, Piers gathers up all the stillborn drafts of other people’s novels, and special guest JOSEPH STILWELL takes the boys out for a brunch that is full of surprises.
542 The Andrew Show With Piers And Erik / Chat For Shot
Nov 29, 2017 • 18 min
In which Erik brings shines a spotlight on his most beloved co-worker of all time, and Piers creates the perfect companion piece for media sensation “Shot For Shot.”
541 AP Sound Bank / Million Mache Messiah March
Nov 28, 2017 • 23 min
In which Erik follows up on Piers willingness to say yes to anyone on the internet, and Piers expands the traditional image of our Lord and savior Jesus Christ.
540 Pick The Fake Factual Fiction / Fake Commentaries
Nov 27, 2017 • 25 min
In which Piers discovers a wild new fan-fiction game deep within the jungles of his mind, and Erik improves upon the frankly played-out device that is commentary tracks.
539 Oh No It’s Piers And Erik / Stardew Valet
Nov 24, 2017 • 19 min
In which Erik breaks down the best bonusodes of “Oh No, It’s Ross and Carrie”, and Piers helps the lovelorn nerds out their find the perfect virtual spouse.
538 Soothing Stories / What Year Was It, What Year Were You?
Nov 23, 2017 • 12 min
In which Erik shares some of his personal deep relaxation techniques for people in withdrawal, while Piers takes a fairly scattered approach to nostalgia.
537 Extended Erik / Evan’s Escape Room Idea
Nov 22, 2017 • 19 min
In which Erik returns from a brief but frustratingly vague hiatus, and Piers pitches a show to find out more about his friend’s life because nobody tells him anything.
536 Sorting Hatcast / Clean My Tub / What The Fluke? With Marnie Marcson
Nov 21, 2017 • 44 min
In which Erik remains missing, Piers creates the most accurate sorting hat quiz ever, special guest STACEY MCLACHLAN finally cleans her tub, and special guest LAUREN MCGIBBON brings a mixtape from Marc Maron’s long-lost daughter.
535 Find The Faux Fic 5 / Waiting Room / Podcast Vs Podcast Vs Podcast Vs Podcast
Nov 20, 2017 • 33 min
In which Erik goes missing, Piers carries forth with his amazing fake fiction in spite of his terrible bestie, and live-in library fanatics LAUREN MCGIBBON and STACEY MCLACHLAN seize the opportunity to take over the sound booth.
Remembering… Pick The Fake Fic (Part 3)
Nov 17, 2017 • 46 min
In which Erik remembers that he used to have a fan-favourite idea called “Pick the Fake Fic,” a prehistoric progenitor to Piers’ near-perfect “Find the Faux Fiction” concept, and spends all night at home making a mix tape of his favourite memories.
534 Hollywood Magic / Putter Patter With Little Feet / Dodgeball RPG
Nov 16, 2017 • 27 min
In which special guest RYAN ANDERSON explains the best BMX movie ever made, Piers gives golfers the rundown on improving your short-game, and Erik whips up a vicious cocktail of dodgeball and guilt.
533 Fighting With Aliens / Kiss It Or Miss It / Feed The Lichen
Nov 15, 2017 • 29 min
In which Erik kicks off the war against extraterrestrials, Piers makes some serious kissing decisions, and special guest RYAN ANDERSON finds a way to feed a hyper-intelligent lichen.
532 We Watch Lost / The Ethics Of Being Erik / Just A Typical Day In The Life
Nov 14, 2017 • 27 min
In which Erik suggests everyone sits down to watch TV, Piers wonders what it’s like - ethically - to be Erik Jovanovic, and special guest RYAN ANDERSON accuses Piers of being an animorph.
531 And Faux Fanfics Makes Five / Ryan’s Underdog Story / Vows Vs Vows
Nov 13, 2017 • 32 min
In which Piers, subscribing to the “more is more” philosophy, iterates upon his fanfic guessing game by adding more and more fics, and Erik creates a relatable underdog story centred on special guest Ryan D. Anderson (who has a special matrimonial podcast…
530 Human Foley / Have You Been Tested Recently? / What Would Jesus Do?
Nov 10, 2017 • 28 min
In which Piers creates the rawest theatre of sound known to man, Erik checks the world for STDs, and special guest MIGUEL ARAUJO asks a question no one else in the history of the world has ever thought to ask.
529 What’s Miguel’s Life Like Down There? / Nesting / I Need Help
Nov 9, 2017 • 17 min
In which Erik takes a home tour of special guest MIGUEL ARAUJO’s secret birdnest for men, Piers designs a new net-based housing solution, and Miguel does crystal meth repeatedly.
528 Date ‘Em Or Crate ‘Em / Shit: How Do We Get Out Of This? / Security Footage Commentary
Nov 8, 2017 • 20 min
In which Piers narrows the dating pool for lovelorn special guest MIGUEL ARAUJO, Miguel hires Piers as his full time announcer, and Erik crawls through security footage in his spare time.
527 Pet Peeves With Piers Rae / Mystery Of The Hickies / Miguel’s App
Nov 7, 2017 • 27 min
In which Piers files an official complaint report about stuff, Erik solves the mystery of the hickies he spotted on some lovelorn teens, and Miguel renews the search for his one true love.
526 Find The Faux Fic 4 / I’ve Got The Coffee, You’ve Got The Cream / Pick The Factual Fic
Nov 6, 2017 • 33 min
In which Piers presents his fabulous fantastical fan-fiction, special guest MIGUEL ARAUJO pitches a variation on a classic boys-boarding-school hazing ritual, and Erik hunts for legitimate fan fiction. Thanks to https://freesound.org/people/klankbeeld/…
525 Feel My Wizard Sack / Which Disney Princess Are You? / Headshots
Nov 3, 2017 • 11 min
In which Piers remembers we forget to celebrate Halloween and really half-asses it, special guest RONALD DARIO makes it damn clear which Disney princess he is, and Erik talks headshots shop.
524 Fanfic Audiobooks / Let’s Punish Kerri / Kick Out Kerri
Nov 2, 2017 • 25 min
In which special guest ESTHER CARDERO (Ronald Dario) arranges a reading of their “best” fan-fiction, Erik gives Kerri a stern talking to, and Piers ferments a revolution amongst the librarians.
523 Me, Myerik And Ira / The Poetry Of Robot Frost / NPR Pledge Drive
Nov 1, 2017 • 31 min
In which Piers welcomes some much-needed podcasting advice from special guest IRA GLASS (Ronald Dario,) Erik reads from a collection of his favourite cyber-poet, and Ira manages to squeeze one more NPR pledge drive into his day.
522 You Shouldn’t Consume Beef, Friend / I Didn’t Do It / Is It Good Or Bad?
Oct 31, 2017 • 30 min
In which special guest BARTHOLEMEW J SIMPSON (Ronald Dario) shows up on the island with some complaints about the Simpsons, Piers formulates a confrontation with Matt Groening on his behalf, and Erik wants to know - definitively - if something is good or…
521 Warning: Coarse Language / Find The Faux Fic 3 / Who Stole The Cookie From The Cookie Jar?
Oct 30, 2017 • 37 min
In which Erik publishes a good strong warning about strong language, Piers digs up even more of his fabulous fan-favourite faux fiction, and special guest BISCUIT THE ELF (Ronald Dario) brings a family history of crime and cookies to…
520 Find The Faux Fic 2 / A Battle Of Wits / Duveting It Right
Oct 27, 2017 • 28 min
In which Piers forces his friends to ferret out false fan-fiction, Erik proceeds over an extremely formal battle of wits, and special guest RACQUEL BELMONTE (Blind Tiger Comedy, Lego Elves, Legends of Chima) shops for her first duvet.
519 Cryptocurrent / Three Dudes Blowing Wind / What Else Is Total Bullshit?
Oct 26, 2017 • 20 min
In which Piers tries his darndest to explain cryptocurrency, Erik plays King Crimson on the recorder, and special guest JOSEPH STILWELL (Blue Skies over Nine Islands) pitches an idea that *isn’t* total bullshit.
518 We Gross Each Other Out / Fake Crime Podcast / The Strongest Link
Oct 25, 2017 • 23 min
In which Erik gets seriously disgusting, special guest JOSEPH STILWELL (Blue Skies over Nine Islands) becomes really tackles fake crime, and Piers reinvents a classic game show in a way that is much, much worse.
517 Down With The Podject / We Try Drugs / Ten Thousand Ways To Induce Vomiting
Oct 24, 2017 • 26 min
In which Erik takes on a fellow podcast-pitching podcast, special guest JOSEPH STILWELL brings out his drug-kit for party-time, and Piers gets ready to spew.
516 Find The Faux Fic / How It’s Made: The Podcast / Coming Up With Names For Transformers
Oct 23, 2017 • 25 min
In which Piers finds the latest in fake fan fiction, Erik explores the wide wonderful world of science, and special guest JOSEPH STILWELL names some transformers he just came up with.
515 How I Invented Quantum Teleportation / Bad Dad Or Rad Dad? / The Teleportation Podcast
Oct 20, 2017 • 24 min
In which our special guest - writer JOSEPH STILWELL - explains how he invented quantum teleportation, Erik creates a forum to discuss good-plain-and-simple-old-fashioned-get-her-done-style regular teleportation, and Piers daydreams about Erik as a dad.
514 Dreams / Mr. Movie Pod
Oct 19, 2017 • 15 min
In which a slumbering Erik dreams a dream of plagiarising several shows about dreams, while Piers makes finding movie showtimes simple, quick, and convenient.
513 Great Chickens Of History / Great Gift Or Gugh Gift?
Oct 18, 2017 • 24 min
In which Erik profiles those chickens who have made a difference throughout history, and Piers runs a Christmas shopping list past Erik.
512 Librarian Deathmatch / Kick That Kink
Oct 17, 2017 • 23 min
In which Piers settles long-running feuds amongst the librarians the extremely old fashioned way, and Erik finally puts some of his mad-science projects under peer review.
511 Naming Nippers / Investigating Piers’ Use Of Children
Oct 16, 2017 • 16 min
In which Piers puts an end to the practice of naming children by drawing slips of paper out of a hat, and Erik is a little worried about where Piers acquires all these kids he’s naming.
510 Sad Dads / The Poetic Nature Of Robotics
Oct 13, 2017 • 14 min
In which sentient AI ‘Puter worries about the many sad dads out there in the world, and Erik wonders about the spirit and soul of sentient AI’s.
509 Horse Scope: Horse Edition / Preventing A Murderer
Oct 12, 2017 • 30 min
In which Piers opens his third eye and reveals the secrets of the universe to horses everywhere, while Erik outsmarts the police by solving crimes before they occur.
508 Pick The Fake Reddit Thread 3 / This Big Blue Flat Wonderful Marble
Oct 11, 2017 • 15 min
In which Erik cleans up the charnel house that is the world of Reddit, and Piers realizes that those idiot flat-earthers might just have been right all along about this big beautiful blue marble.
507 Twitter Ethics / The Ethics Of Twitter With Piers On Erik
Oct 10, 2017 • 14 min
In which Erik wonders about the dubious ethics of retweeting, and Piers turns the tables on Erik in a stunning display of journalistic integrity and not being petty at all.
506 Who’s Listening To Baseball Podcast? / The Things Our Bones Say
Oct 9, 2017 • 14 min
In which Erik wonders who’s listening to the superbly titled “Baseball Podcast,” and Piers wonders why Erik is listening to the advice of his bones instead of his best friend.
505 David Lynch’s Sound Emporium / Once Again, Piers Is Wrong
Oct 6, 2017 • 16 min
In which Piers switches ideas mid-pitch to talk about David Lynch - AGAIN - and Erik crafts himself an echo chamber of friendly affirmations.
504 Piers Vs Erik / Erik The Pitchman
Oct 5, 2017 • 20 min
In which Erik throws some new names over some old ideas, and ace-pitchman Piers takes Erik under his wing.
503 Breaking The Spirit Of NDAs / Shoutout Showdown
Oct 4, 2017 • 24 min
In which Erik casually betrays the film industry by breaking the spirit (but not the letter) of his NDAs, and Piers gives some much needed credit to some much beloved things/people.
502 Journey For A New Favourite Animal / One Track Albums
Oct 3, 2017 • 17 min
In which Erik is sick and tired of his old favourite animals but decides to do something about it, and Piers puts on the albums you can’t turn off.
501 Really Think Twice About Who Your Friends Are / Let’s Run A Fire Station Together
Oct 2, 2017 • 22 min
In which Piers takes a long hard look at his relationships with his so-called “friends,” and Erik talks about opening up a much-needed fire-station for the oil rigs.
500 Search Party / The Return Of Piers: A Tale;
Sep 29, 2017 • 24 min
Our 500th episode semi-spectacular! The podcast begins with the thrilling tale of Piers’ journey back to PodcastVSPodcastland, followed by our 500th podcast pitches. In which Piers organizes a podcast that would’ve been great during the weeks where nobody…
499 Do You Have Anything To Eat? / Where Have You Been?
Sep 28, 2017 • 5 min
In which heroic co-host Piers returns to the sound booth alive - barely - and Erik completely ignores a man on the brink of death to ask some dumbass questions.
498 You Should Know Better / Describe The Pic / Appropriate Footwear
Sep 27, 2017 • 13 min
In which special-guest HANNAH DAVIES gets all her anger out in one podcast, also-special-guest SASKIA WERNER confounds Erik with a complicated game, and Erik picks the right shoes for the right occasion. Regular host Piers Rae is still MIA, but nobody…
497 What Else Could We Fidget With? / Rate My Horoscope / A Day At Little Otter Family Camp
Sep 26, 2017 • 19 min
In which Erik fidgets with geometric shapes, special guest HANNAH DAVIES searches for the one true horoscope, and bonus special guest SASKIA WERNER spends a summer with otters. Our usual co-host and all around great guy Piers Rae remains missing, though…
496 The Regular Podcast / Learning German With Sask / What Job Should I Do?
Sep 25, 2017 • 12 min
In which Erik continues a 7 year obsession with cartoon series “Regular Show,” special guest SASKIA WERNER realizes she doesn’t actually speak her native language, and other special guest HANNAH DAVIES plans ahead for some serious life changes. Normal…
495 How Could Piers Have Possibly Died? / TB For You And Me / Codcast
Sep 22, 2017 • 16 min
In which permanent co-host Erik finally wonders what might have happened to his usual co-host, special guest HANNAH DAVIES shares her love of young lady detectives, and co-special-guest SASKIA WERNER brings an old fish to a new generation. Regular…
494 Brunchcast / A Huge Gamble
Sep 21, 2017 • 9 min
In which special guest JOE STILWELL takes Erik out for brunch, normal host Erik embraces gambling as a new way of life, and Piers is still missing-presumed-dead.
493 Podcast This! / Verbal Abuse: The Podcast
Sep 20, 2017 • 10 min
In which special guest JOE STILWELL spins bad podcasts into audio gold, and normal host Erik stops hiding his deep well of vitriol.
492 Let’s Get You Elected / Talking Shit About Piers
Sep 19, 2017 • 12 min
In which Erik talks an awful lot of shit about his so-called best friend Piers (who is still missing, possibly dead) and new permanent co-host/special guest JOE STILWELL becomes president of the United States of AMerica.
491 Why Are There Still Monkeys? / Slaughterhouse Two
Sep 18, 2017 • 12 min
In which both of our PERMANENT hosts display their egregious ignorance. Erik does so by asking why there’s monkeys when the answer would be apparent if he took two seconds to think about it, while Joe bases his podcast title on a book he’s never read.
490 The Pokemon Pocket / Joe, Come On
Sep 15, 2017 • 10 min
In which Erik and our special guest host Joe (two grown men) argue about whether Magic: The Gathering is better than the Pokemon Trading Card Game.
489 Pick The Fake Reddit Thread 2 / Real Jews Read Fake News
Sep 14, 2017 • 20 min
In which Erik has already started rehashing the sad knock-off of Pick The Fake Fic and guest co-host Joe wants to make a podcast about reading the news.
488 Canadian Gods / Potty
Sep 13, 2017 • 18 min
In which new permanent co-host Joe wants to put a Canadian spin on American Gods and Erik has some immature humour that appeals to any nationality.
487 Where’s Piers? / Podcast Vs Podcast
Sep 12, 2017 • 14 min
In which Erik and special guest Joseph Stillwell wonder where Piers could be, and very quickly decide that they don’t care.
486 Public Service / Rubiks Service
Sep 11, 2017 • 10 min
In which Erik is all alone, and misses Piers terrible. Where could he have gone? What could have happened to him?
485 Piers And Erik Do The GPS Voice / Kerri Donaldson’s Secret Rooms
Sep 8, 2017 • 19 min
In which Erik has a money-making scheme to replace the old, boring GPS voice and Piers wants to take a tour through Kerri’s secret rooms.
484 Rephrase / Nice Try, Jeremy
Sep 7, 2017 • 12 min
In which Erik decides to fix our language and Piers continues his irrational fear of Jeremy the Witchboy.
483 Knock It Off, Jeremy! / Pick The Fake Reddit Thread
Sep 6, 2017 • 12 min
In which Piers fears for his life, while Erik re-uses an old idea and gives it a twist for the new, computerized generation.
482 Gallagher: The Podcast / Piers Doesn’t Know Shit About Southern Cooking
Sep 5, 2017 • 13 min
In which Piers attempts to emulate the greatest comedic mind of our time and Erik takes Piers to task for his awful Southern cooking.
481 Fuck SoundCloud! / Kill Your Darlings
Sep 4, 2017 • 13 min
In which Erik kicks the heck out of SoundCloud while they’re down before cruelly turning Piers’ own podcast pitch against him.
480 What Did You Have For Lunch? / Boiled Egg Beat
Sep 2, 2017 • 11 min
In which Erik is curious about what’s new in the food world lately (extremely lately) and Piers knows EXACTLY what’s new in the food world lately: eggs.
479 Erik Runs The Show
Aug 31, 2017 • 10 min
In which Erik. He runs the show. This is an episode just about Erik. Featuring Piers.
478 What Episode Should I Listen To First? / Wowza!: A Guided Tour Of PVPLand
Aug 30, 2017 • 10 min
In which Erik wants to introduce new listeners to Podcast Vs Podcast and Piers wants to introduce new visitors to Podcastversuspodcastland.
477 What Do You Think My Brother’s Up To? / Why Don’t You Just Tell Us, Evan
Aug 29, 2017 • 11 min
In which our boys discuss the particulars of what exactly Erik’s brothers are up to nowadays.
476 A Place To Piss In / A Place To Miss
Aug 28, 2017 • 10 min
In which Piers has a bone to pick with men who piss on his home and Erik makes no bones about what he’d like to do all over town…! (It’s to play darts.)
475 What Would Allie Have Pitched? / Too Hot To Tell!
Aug 25, 2017 • 12 min
In which Erik somehow manages to half-ass his pitch even when a coworker just hands it to him for free and Piers has some hot gos’ to spill.
474 A Cool Air Podcast / Friendship Or Fuck It?
Aug 24, 2017 • 14 min
In which Erik continues to farm out podcast ideas from his coworkers, and Piers wants to weed out the chaff from the cream of Erik’s Facebook friends list.
473 The Little Things / Who Pitched Which?
Aug 23, 2017 • 10 min
In which Erik outsources his idea from a coworker… but which one? Piers is on the case!
472 What Other Stuff Am I Wrong About? / Are You Wrong About This?
Aug 22, 2017 • 17 min
In which our boys pitch a couple of self-actualization podcasts; Erik about self-actualizing himself and Piers about self-actualizing others.
471 Bite Your Tongue! / My Children Will Die Differently
Aug 21, 2017 • 18 min
In which Erik takes an expression far too literally and Piers has a morbid fascination with the innovative new ways for people to die.
470 Friends I Can’t Wait To Meet / Friends I Don’t Want To Meet
Aug 18, 2017 • 19 min
In which Piers is excited about people in his future, and Erik is terrified of them.
469 Words From Woody / What Does Piers Think Is A Better Idea?
Aug 17, 2017 • 22 min
In which Piers asks Woody Allen to explain why he’s writing letters about jazz to a non-existent young girl in Wyoming, and Erik gets a day off thanks to a pitch from superfan Evan.
Remembering… Pick The Fake Fic (Part 2)
Aug 16, 2017 • 49 min
In which Erik continues to fondly remember his fan favorite series “Pick the Fake Fic.” Perhaps one of the greatest/stupidest guessing games of all time, this idiotic creation represents the zenith of Erik’s creative potential. Please enjoy.
468 How Do We Incorporate This Fan? / Wind Tunnel… Or Gust!
Aug 15, 2017 • 15 min
In which Piers and Erik realize there’s been a small fan in the sound booth literally the entire time they’ve been recording, and bend over backwards to justify having it on.
467 The Elegant Marking Of Voices / Objectively Great Lines
Aug 14, 2017 • 16 min
In which Erik tries - he really, really tries - to get Piers to mark his voice a little less clumsily, and Piers ranks your favourite movie lines of all time from “best” to “also good.”
466 One Track Mind 9 / Gotta Collect All The Art
Aug 11, 2017 • 24 min
In which Piers uses one track to change Erik’s mind about two bands, and Erik uses the Pokemon critter collection system to class himself up a little.
465 Japanese Video Wife / Rhyme Tyme Part 6
Aug 10, 2017 • 17 min
In which Piers invents himself a companion, and Erik rediscovers the oldest rhyming game in his book.
464 Inside Baseball Inside Piers And Erik / Achievments We’ve Accomplished
Aug 9, 2017 • 17 min
In which Piers explains a few recording terms for the laypeople out there, and Erik designs a hip new T-Shirts for every mundane landmark in your life.
463 How To Wriggle Your Way Out Of Anything / Erik Eats A Hovercraft
Aug 8, 2017 • 17 min
In which Erik gets himself out of a sticky situation, and Piers cooks Erik up a delicious home-cooked hovercraft.
462 This Boy’s Got A Sweet Tooth! / Erik Eats A Plane
Aug 7, 2017 • 20 min
In which Erik turns trash into sweet treats for Piers, and Piers turns a single engine cessna into a 7 course meal.
461 Leap Headfirst Into It / The Animal Boys
Aug 4, 2017 • 18 min
In which Piers defends his outdoor sugar stockpile from predators and Erik wonders just how well he’d do in the animal kingdom.
460 Toddler Tending With Piers And Erik / Drive Or Die With Erik
Aug 3, 2017 • 21 min
In which Erik covers for all the workbugs out there who need cheap-as-free daycare services, and Piers let’s Erik drives his jeep around the oil rig.
459 Erik Explains It Quickly / Let’s Crack Open That Portal Already
Aug 2, 2017 • 15 min
In which Erik gets to the heart of things in record time, and Piers is worried about that huge unactivated magic portal in the occult section of the library.
458 Jerk Or Not A Jerk / You Know What, I Do Wanna Argue About This
Aug 1, 2017 • 24 min
In which Erik thinks tipping is mandatory in our society, and Piers refuses to stop arguing.
457 Tunes To Lose It To / Battery That Never Loses Charge
Jul 31, 2017 • 18 min
In which Piers takes the virgin-sex game to the next level, and Erik decides it’s high time he rewrote the laws of physics.
456 Talkin’ Boats With Piers / Erik Actually Asks Important Questions About Boats
Jul 28, 2017 • 16 min
In which Piers explains the difference between a tugboat and a catamaran, and Erik has some hard-hitting inquiries about hulls.
455 A Full Minute Of Silence / The Piers Report
Jul 27, 2017 • 19 min
In which Piers gives Erik literally all the quiet time that he has ever wanted, and Erik stalks Piers like some kind of humongous creep.
454 CataraMen / Erik’s Tugboat Tourism Guided Tourism
Jul 26, 2017 • 15 min
In which Piers apologizes to Erik in a big way, and Erik tikes spiteful obstinance to a whole new level.
453 Captain Piers’ Pulled Pork Pleasure Cruise / Everything Is An Advertisement
Jul 25, 2017 • 11 min
In which Piers uses a tugboat to pull pork, and Erik takes umbrage with Piers’ shameless abuse of the plugs system.
452 Best Friend Confessions / An Exploration Of The Teletubbies
Jul 24, 2017 • 7 min
In which Piers finds the inner strength to confess an life-shattering/earth-rending/bowel-disrupting secret to Erik, and Erik regresses back into childhood.
451 The Missing Link / A 30,000,000 Year Podcast
Jul 21, 2017 • 12 min
In which Piers solves the problem of the missing link by making one, and Erik solves the problem of short podcasts by making one that’s way, way, way, way, way, way, way too long.
450 My Top 100 Albums Of All Time / BPs With Erik And Puter
Jul 20, 2017 • 16 min
In which Erik finds an excuse to listen to his favourite albums all over again, and Piers let’s robot assistant ‘Puter take a stab at breaking through Erik’s stony exterior.
449 Behind The Scenes Of Shiny Hunting / Friendshipment
Jul 19, 2017 • 18 min
In which Erik profiles the obsessive hunt for Pokemon of a different colour, and Piers gives lonely people all over the world the best friend they deserve.
448 Test Friends / Turtle Egg Death Beach
Jul 18, 2017 • 21 min
In which Erik examines a test-centric idea, and Piers points the mic at a turn of turtle-tots in trouble.
447 Great Idea Piers! With Erik And Piers / Just About Erik! With Just Piers
Jul 17, 2017 • 9 min
In which Erik demands an equal slice of infamy for once, and Piers serves up a big ol’ slice of Erik Jovanovic pie just for you, the audience.
446 Deep Breaths / I’ll Come To The Title At The End
Jul 14, 2017 • 12 min
In which Piers takes a few hot deep lungfuls and plays a few hot VHS tapes, and Erik once again refuses to title his podcast.
445 Celebessence / 100 Fun Things To Do In Summer
Jul 13, 2017 • 16 min
In which Piers captures the essence of celebrities but not in a mason jar like you’re imagining, while Erik reveals there are more than 45 fun things to do in the summer.
444 A DnD Podcast For People Who Like DnD / Fixing Erik: Right!!!
Jul 12, 2017 • 14 min
In which Erik takes it upon himself to put the dice sounds back into Dungeons & Dragons podcasts, while Piers takes it upon himself to fix Erik without screwing him up any worse.
443 Actual Blind Date / The Search For The Feathered Horse
Jul 11, 2017 • 12 min
In which Piers takes the implicit bias of seeing a person’s face out of the dating equation, and Erik once again dons his cryptozoologist cap and sash.
442 What The Government Doesn’t Want You To Know / The Fourth Stooge
Jul 10, 2017 • 15 min
In which Piers uncovers a vast government conspiracy by remembering what the fourth estate is, and Erik wants to throw an extra stooge into the mix.
441 How To Open A Door / How To Close A Door And Why
Jul 7, 2017 • 17 min
In which Erik wonders about the golden opportunity that is opening a door, and Piers plays devils advocate.
440 Piers Recites Solly’s Menu From Memory / The Benefits Of Hemp
Jul 6, 2017 • 19 min
In which Piers recites a menu from memory, and Erik finally cracks open a book about hemp.
439 Well, Which Is It? / A Podcast With A Lot Of Sex Appeal
Jul 5, 2017 • 18 min
In which Erik tries to sex us up a little bit for once, and Piers forces Erik to make some tough calls… for a FABULOUS PRIZE!
438 Streetcrossing For Ladies / Streetwalking For Men
Jul 4, 2017 • 14 min
In which Piers helps men who think they’re helping ladies, and Erik helps men help themselves.
437 The Traffic / Time Traveller Traffic
Jul 3, 2017 • 13 min
In which Erik prepares you prepare for some serious traffic time, and Piers helps time travellers with traffic troubles.
436 What’s My Name Again? / Lake Adventures
Jun 30, 2017 • 12 min
In which sentient machine ‘Puter returns to hunt for a better name, and Erik is all wet.
435 Shoot Em Or Scoot Em / Boiling Oil Network
Jun 29, 2017 • 13 min
In which Piers finds two extreme solutions to one extreme problem, and Erik heats up a cauldron of inedible oil for a laugh.
434 5 Minute Hunger Strikes / Podcast Reviews
Jun 28, 2017 • 21 min
In which Piers finds five minutes a week to support a good cause, it doesn’t matter which one, and Erik talks about any podcast but our own.
433 Funny Bits / The Hardest Thing About Sex
Jun 27, 2017 • 18 min
In which Erik puts all the funniest bits in one convenient place to satiate your funny bit gluttony, while Piers struggles to get off.
432 Underrated Or Overrated? / Chicken Bigger
Jun 26, 2017 • 17 min
In which Erik tries to take the subjective nature of opinions out of opinions, and Piers has some big plans for the domesticated fowl community.
431 Would You Date This? / A Secret Podcast
Jun 23, 2017 • 18 min
In which Piers pimps your dating profile to get you out there pounding peeps, and Erik holds a super-secret podcast that nobody can know about so keep your mouth shut.
430 Spin Wiz And The Fidget Boy / Cola Review
Jun 22, 2017 • 22 min
In which Piers learns all the choicest and most popular fidget spinner moves (flips, tweaks, gidget-boomers, japan-airs, etc,) and Erik drinks a bunch of cola to prove his girlfriend wrong.
429 Neon Glow Jism / Life Lessons
Jun 21, 2017 • 22 min
In which Piers finally learns how to pronounce “neologism,” and Erik learns what a “life pro-tip” is about ten years too late.
428 What’s Up Wingdings? / Graphic Design With The Wizard
Jun 20, 2017 • 18 min
In which Piers romanticizes the simple cipher system that is wingdings, and Erik recruits a wizard with less than magical results.
427 Spread The Message To Everyone / Piers And Erik Boil An Egg
Jun 19, 2017 • 11 min
In which Erik hastily enacts a plan to prevent the end of the world and gain some Twitter followers, while Piers boils you up the tastiest damn egg you’ll ever eat.
426 You’re Not A Good Rapper / Tiger Beat Baby Boys
Jun 16, 2017 • 10 min
In which Erik knows what a good rapper sounds like thank-you-very-much, and Piers puts an old rapper to new purpose.
425 The Art Of War In Today’s Society / Pimp My Swan
Jun 15, 2017 • 9 min
In which Erik pretends to be a fancy man who has read Sun Tzu, while Piers takes your dumpy old swan and kicks it up a notch.
424 Sands Through The Hourglass: One Minute Edition / Charades Variants
Jun 14, 2017 • 16 min
In which Piers fills 60 seconds of your day like an absolute champion, and Erik thinks he can improve upon a classic party game.
423 What Was I Thinking? / What Was *I* Thinking?
Jun 13, 2017 • 19 min
In which Piers wonders about thoughts, while Erik speculates about thinking.
422 Am I A Good Rappist? / Cut Out The Excess
Jun 12, 2017 • 18 min
In which Piers assembles the ultimate rap squad, while Erik packs your wallet with the fat stacks of cash you’ve been burning.
421 The Ego Stroking Podcast / What’s In The Box? Redux
Jun 9, 2017 • 13 min
In which Erik gets a little too big for his britches, and Piers yet again unveils the many secrets of his mystery box.
420 Essence / [???]
Jun 8, 2017 • 7 min
In which Piers scoops up a jam jar of the very essence that defines us, while Erik is denied the opportunity to make a really great pitch by a low-key temper tantrum.
419 A DnD Podcast / What’s In The Box?
Jun 7, 2017 • 12 min
In which Erik takes all the chance out of creating a dungeons and dragons podcast, and Piers shows Erik his box.
418 Cornfield Maze Guided Tour / ‘Puter And Erik
Jun 6, 2017 • 16 min
In which Erik guides you through North America’s most devious corn mazes, and Piers steps out of the booth so Erik can bury the hatchet with the recording booth AI.
417 Date Reports / Date Tape
Jun 5, 2017 • 11 min
In which Erik turns Piers’ love life into a pitch without permission, while Piers goes on some truly terrible first dates.
416 Disrespecting Scott Adams / Respecting Adam Scott
May 31, 2017 • 19 min
In which Erik takes the creator of Dilbert to task over his many microwaves, and Piers takes time to laud the creator of “U Talking U2 2 Me?” for being an all around stand-up guy.
415 Meat Within Our Reach / The Perfect Podcast
May 30, 2017 • 10 min
In which Erik pitches the amazing and innovative idea of “what if we did something we could do,” and Piers transmutes his frustration into the most perfect/sarcastic podcast of all time.
414 Stallin’ / A Podcast Within Another Podcast
May 29, 2017 • 16 min
In which Piers buys you a little extra time to finish getting your life together, and Erik squirrels away a teeny-tiny podcast where you’d least expect it.
413 How To Drive Traffic To Your Website / Make ‘Em Extinct
May 26, 2017 • 17 min
In which Piers helps you get those invaluable clicks, while Erik crushes a bunch of critters for no reason whatsoever.
412 An Overly-Ambitious Podcast Project / Within A League Of Our Own
May 25, 2017 • 12 min
In which Erik gets in way over his head with some big dumb incredible show, and Piers gets in way over his head with some seriously unbridled sarcasm.
411 What’s Your Favourite Type Of Grunts? / Our Least-Favourite Types Of Grunts
May 24, 2017 • 12 min
In which Piers (CONFUSED GRUNT,) while Erik (ANNOYED GRUNT.)
410 First Class Heel / I’m Not A Bad Person, Erik
May 23, 2017 • 16 min
In which Erik plays a highlight reel of the low points in his best friendship with Piers, and Piers explains that he’s actually a pretty okay guy thank you very much.
409 Take It Down A Notch For Five Minutes / The Truth: Exposed!
May 23, 2017 • 19 min
In which Piers is a little too excited and needs to take it down a notch or two, and Erik is anxious to expose some truth and shame the liars.
408 Aren’t We All Just Voices In The Void? / One Hundred Thousand Uses For A Hammer And Some Nails
May 20, 2017 • 7 min
In which Piers asks a question that really gets almost too real, and Erik continues his series of podcasts that teach you how to use things you learned to use a child.
407 One Hundred Uses For Glue / Even Dialogue Editors Deserve Love
May 18, 2017 • 18 min
In which Erik doesn’t understand that you can actually huff glue to get high, and Piers doesn’t understand that not everyone in the Craigslist personals is actually looking for love.
406 Cool Walkings / GorillaCast / No Skin, No Problem
May 17, 2017 • 25 min
In which Piers proposes a simple solution to racism, Erik proposes a simple solution to communicating with gorillas, and special guest SHANE MCLEAN suggests watching the hit film “Cool Runnings” in an original way.
405 I Brought My Best Friend, Where’s Yours? / Piers’ Idea But Shane Does Sound Effects / Fire Drill
May 16, 2017 • 19 min
In which Piers shows off his best friend to his “best friend,” Erik shows off his ability to slightly change somebody else’s idea, and special guest SHANE MCLEAN stays on the oil rig to save the world from casual fires.
404 Plans For The Weekend? / Be A Man Already / TikiLeaks
May 15, 2017 • 29 min
In which Erik gets help lying his way past relationships, Piers has an unusually specific concept of manhood, and very special guest SHANE MCLEAN drifts into PodcastVSPodcastLand with some Tiki-bar blackmail.
403 The Exercise Podcast / Somebody Has To Say It!
May 12, 2017 • 9 min
In which Erik pretends like he actually knows something about doing an exercise or a skip rope or whatever, and Piers unloads some extra-hard truths that - sorry-not-sorry - somebody had to say.
402 A Catalogue Of Terrible Millennials / The Millennial And The Volcano
May 11, 2017 • 12 min
In which Erik catalogues the myriad failings of his own generation, and Piers reveals his deep-seated fear of ancient Polynesian gods. Some apologies must be made: we angered said Polynesian gods with this episode, and in response they have cursed us with…
401 What I Spend My Money On / What’s The Dumbest Thing You’ve Spent Money On Recently?
May 10, 2017 • 18 min
In which local dullard Piers spends his dumb money on some dumb stuff, while that big idiot Erik wonders exactly what sorts of dumb things Piers might spend money on.
400 Magical Potions / Remember When MTV Changed The World?
May 9, 2017 • 15 min
In which Erik mixes up a show about making all the choicest and most potent brews, Piers remembers a time that he doesn’t really remember, and we both forget to celebrate our 400th episode of this nonsense.
399 Hey Monty Python, What’s With The Blackface? / No Genitals
May 8, 2017 • 24 min
In which Erik solves a listener’s dilemma by doing no research but bringing it up anyway, while Piers tries to get everyone into the genital-free lifestyle.
398 Free Therapy For Erik Jovanovic / The Cum Town Fancast
May 5, 2017 • 12 min
In which Piers gives Erik the amateur therapy he so badly needs, and Erik grills Piers once again about a podcast he’s still never listened to.
397 Signs Of Weakness / Beauty Secrets With Piers And Erik
May 4, 2017 • 22 min
In which Erik pinpoints exactly how everyone knows that you’re weak (and you ARE,)while Piers shares the beauty secrets of two extremely average looking men.
396 Chapo Trap House, But Not Problematic / Mouthfeel
May 3, 2017 • 19 min
In which Erik decides to recreate his previous success with sounding critical but saying absolutely nothing, and Piers won’t stop shoving things in his big fat mouth.
395 Let’s Try That Again (Featuring Erik) / The Ultimate Ten Hour Podcast
May 2, 2017 • 17 min
In which Piers lives out his fantasy of turning bad encounters into neutral ones, and Erik lives out his fantasy of the perfect continuous 10 hour podcast.
394 Pocket Smalltalk / We Both Learn To Pronounce Pasta Correctly
May 1, 2017 • 16 min
In which Piers babbles bubbly smalltalk with your boring barber on your behalf, and Erik talks about wet noodles in gravy.
393 Undercover, Underground / Existential Walrus
Apr 28, 2017 • 19 min
In which Erik finally creates a crime-fighting detective team that can cover the overworld as *well* as the underworld, while Piers spices up a classic word game with a fancy adjective.
392 Erik Quits / The Study Guide
Apr 27, 2017 • 18 min
In which Piers forces bad habits on Erik so he can become stronger by quitting them, and Erik creates a real useful study guide for… y’know, subjects and stuff.
391 Tech Issues / Go Ahead Erik, Make Me A Vegan
Apr 26, 2017 • 18 min
In which Piers endures Erik’s “helpful discussion” of “important” and “pressing” tech issues, while Erik is challenged to stop Piers from shoving meat down his craw.
390 Why Do We Do This? / Crop Culture Review
Apr 25, 2017 • 12 min
In which Piers begins to wonder exactly what the heck is wrong with us, and Erik wonders what the heck is going on in the exciting world of agriculture.
389 The DJ Super Beta Prostate Show / Gone Ghomeshi
Apr 24, 2017 • 18 min
In which Erik responds to a rather rude internet message by drawing as much attention to it as possible, and Piers improves Jian Ghomeshi’s return to podcasting with a firm “Get Out.”
388 Movie Review Vs Movie Review / Books We Shall Have Written
Apr 21, 2017 • 12 min
In which Erik figures out that you can compare movies to one another to determine which movie was better, and Piers pitches book ideas to all the would-be writers out there sitting around twiddling their thumbs while they wait for the greatest novel of…
387 I’m Not A God Damn Baby Anymore / April Fool’s Gold
Apr 20, 2017 • 13 min
In which Erik wants the best songs of his infancy to do as Erik did and grow the heck up already, and Piers wants to helps those April Fool’s day pranksters pick up their game for next year.
386 How To Eat / Antfarm Fuckups
Apr 19, 2017 • 11 min
In which Erik informs you with the proper rules of eating, and Piers entertains you with tales of ant-farms that came and went in spectacular fashions.
385 Well, At Least One Of Us Knows What We’re Talking About / PodcastCrate
Apr 18, 2017 • 12 min
In which Piers is glad that at least one of us had the decency to come prepared for his podcast pitch, and Erik forgets that making stacks of custom podcasts is an exhausting, fruitless endeavour.
384 Snowshoes And Sandshoes / This Is The Police… Sort Of
Apr 17, 2017 • 15 min
In which Erik isn’t sure which type of shoes he should wear, and Piers takes the good fight down to the mean streets of this damn dirty city.
383 So This Is Love? / Something. Something, Literally Anything At All
Apr 14, 2017 • 16 min
In which Piers helps the lovesick accurately identify symptoms of yearning, and Erik literally has an podcast pitch to make.
382 Cum Town, But Not Problematic / Masters Of Resisting Interrupting Each Other
Apr 13, 2017 • 12 min
In which Erik reinvents a complete stranger’s podcast with a fresh twist by (ostensibly) removing the asshole from the equation, while Piers reinvents a classic podcast-pitch by flat-out refusing to be interrupted.
381 One Track Mind 8 / Lent It To Me
Apr 12, 2017 • 20 min
In which Erik consider the merits of the Grateful Dead relative to the merits of SmashMouth, and Piers gives up something very, very special for Lent.
380 Hey, What Are They Thinking? / What Am I Thinking?
Apr 11, 2017 • 6 min
In which Piers falls into the role of a creep wondering what other people are thinking, and Erik wonders if Piers is thinking what Erik is thinking.
379 Fun With X-Rays / Aftershock
Apr 10, 2017 • 16 min
In which Erik reveals he knows as little about X-Rays as he does about fun, and Piers reveals he has a deep-seated obsession with planning for faux pas that he can never, ever undo.
378 Jump Into Podcasting / Modern Day Demon Hunters
Apr 7, 2017 • 15 min
In which Piers helps (sabotages) all the great (Garbage) podcasts out there so they can get off the ground (plummet into the sun,) and Erik creates his very own demon-hunting task force (DEMON SQUAD.)
377 Piers Fixes Erik’s Diet / Your Fabulous Antfarm Fantasy
Apr 6, 2017 • 17 min
In which Erik goes from tired to inspired with truly magnificient nutrition advice from Piers, and Piers turns your bland old ant-farm into a grand old ant-farm using the power of myth.
376 Evan’s Ideas / One Plate At A Time, Gentlemen!
Apr 5, 2017 • 7 min
In which Erik takes a cue from his younger brother, and Piers takes Erik into a gastronomical nightmare.
375 Serious Business Podcast / Lighthearted Fun Podcast
Apr 4, 2017 • 10 min
In which Erik takes Piers for an unexpected and ridiculous ride, Piers is less embarrassed than he should be, and two fantastic podcast ideas are pitched then immediately discarded.
374 Truth Be Told / What Can You Get For Five Dollars?
Apr 3, 2017 • 15 min
In which Piers straps Erik into a homemade polygraph device, Erik finds hot deals in case you’re strapped for cash, and you the audience strap in for the wildest night of your lives.
373 Daily Prayers / What’s Your Story?
Mar 31, 2017 • 19 min
In which Piers finally gets the chance to talk about what he’d do if he was God, and Erik pitches one long excuse for a pun.
372 Who Should Be Cast As ____? / Number 1 Dadpod
Mar 30, 2017 • 14 min
In which Erik foolishly gives Piers carte blanche to talk about the talents of Peter Falk, and Piers gives all those #1 Dad’s out there the chance to put their children’s lives where their mouth is.
371 Unsexy Sexy ASMR / Inspiragetion
Mar 29, 2017 • 17 min
In which Erik turns sexy ASMR in on itself until it’s so unsexy it’s sexy, while Piers turns raw rage into a conduit for raw inspiration.
370 Second Class Student / Shower Thoughts With Piers And Erik In The Shower
Mar 28, 2017 • 17 min
In which Erik helps a “lucky” student “improve” their grades with a little “secret tutoring,” while Piers shares his deepest thoughts, and his shower, with his “best friend.”
369 One Track Mind 5 / Patriotcast
Mar 27, 2017 • 18 min
In which Piers pitches the very first Grateful Dead track that Erik has ever enjoyed, and Erik pitches a solution to the scourge of rebellions breaking out all over the micro-nation of PodcastVSPodcastLand.
368 Circus And Bread / Chocolate Milk Or Iced Tea?
Mar 26, 2017 • 15 min
In which Erik tries his best to distract the rebellious citizens of PvPLand with a Roman-style podcast, while Piers wonders if the best drink for him is the best drink for everybody.
367 Hey, Inventors! / Iron Fist, Iron Mic
Mar 23, 2017 • 15 min
In which the boys find themselves ousted by a temporary rebellion, Piers pitches a podcast for sharing genius ideas with idealess geniuses, and Erik tries to crush the inhabitants of PvPLand under the heel of his metaphorical boot.
Remembering… Pick The Fake Fic (Part 1)
Mar 23, 2017 • 63 min
There’s rebellion in PvPland and our chattel, the PvP free-citizen-slaves, have taken over the recording booth! Our boys are currently sequestered away in the safety of Piers’ shack, so how about a bonus episode? A collection of Pick The Fake Fics, a…
366 Pick The Fake Fic: REUNION TOUR / Pick The Quick Fic
Mar 21, 2017 • 19 min
In which Erik “resurrects” a pitch that didn’t die, even though it should have and Erik certainly promised it had, while Piers reenters the world of Stardew Valley for a little improvised fiction of his own.
365 PvB / Pick The Fake Fic: FINAL
Mar 20, 2017 • 17 min
In which Piers envisions the show that PvP could’ve been with the introduction of only a few thousand honeybees, and Erik lines up a guaranteed empty promise with what he PROMISES is the final appearance of “Pick the Fake Fic.”
364 Bathroom Etiquette / Sorry, Dad: Counterpoint With Erik
Mar 17, 2017 • 19 min
In which Erik wonders if it’s okay to spit in a public bathroom, and Piers recommends killer albums to lure Erik’s dad away from classic blues-rock.
363 The Social Experiment Podcast / Now That’s What I’m Talking About!
Mar 16, 2017 • 17 min
In which Erik creates an excuse to act like a huge douchebag under the guise of science and satire, while Piers finds just the right things to pluck at your heartstring.
362 Erik Tells Me What’s Wrong With Movies / What’s So Good About It Anyway?
Mar 15, 2017 • 15 min
In which Piers flat-out DEMANDS that Erik get specific with his broad criticism for once, and Erik flat-out INSISTS that Piers explain why he likes the stupid things that he likes. This is the sort of episode that jabbers away at you about topics like…
361 The Big Questions / The So-Called 100%er
Mar 14, 2017 • 14 min
In which Erik posits that we’re the two people best qualified to solve riddles that have stymied humanity for ages, and Piers posits that Erik isn’t as good at video games as he claims to be. A truly groundbreaking episode for listeners who want to break…
360 The No-Genitals Zone / Junk It
Mar 13, 2017 • 18 min
In which Erik proposes a genital-less show that everyone could enjoy, and Piers lines up a spiteful counter-proposal of nothing but genitals.
359 Purely Hypothetical / Impurely Literal
Mar 10, 2017 • 13 min
In which Piers speculates on our reactions to the universe’s endless cascade of potential happenings, while Erik paints himself into a corner with a paint-pot full of literalism.
358 Just What Is Grunge Even? / Christian Rockstars
Mar 10, 2017 • 23 min
In which Erik, in characteristic oblivious bullheadedness, passionately argues over the semantics of music labels, and Piers decides to start a beautiful, uplifting, and subtle new Christian rock band.
357 The, I Don’t Know, VR Catch-Up Podcast / Biological Grandpa / YouTube Gaming Channel
Mar 8, 2017 • 22 min
In which Piers takes you inside the growing ocean that is virtual reality or something, Erik get in touch with his suddenly no longer long-lost biological grandfather, and special guest JEREMY THE WITCH BOY forgets what a podcast is.
356 I Wonder What That Tastes Like / Stardew Update / A Stardew In The Life
Mar 7, 2017 • 20 min
In which Piers explores the many pleasures of a full mouth, Erik desperately wants to find out what’s happening in Piers’ virtual life, and special guest JEREMY THE WITCH-BOY, and Jeremy thrusts all three boys into a new, better virtual reality.
355 Podcast Vs Podcast Vs Podcast / Botulism Or Bust / A Little Something About Pickles
Mar 6, 2017 • 15 min
In which Piers voluntarily gives everyone food poisoning, Erik cracks open a cask filled to the brim with brine and good times, and special guest JEREMY THE WITCH-BOY blatantly tries to write himself into the show permanently.
354 Pick When The Fic Gets Fake 3 / Pod In The City / Erik Reads Fan Fiction: The Podcast
Mar 3, 2017 • 27 min
In which Erik desperately tries to improvise his way through some half-fake fan fiction, Piers lets loose the pigs of war, and special guest JEREMY THE WITCH BOY wishes Erik would read him a story.
353 Canadian Problems / The Floor Is Lava
Mar 2, 2017 • 14 min
In which Piers provides solutions to the all the so-called “problems” of the Great White North, while Erik creates one big enormous problem by magically transmuting your floor to lava.
352 Not Even A Dead End; Just A Circle / Making A Video Game With Lightning Bolt
Mar 1, 2017 • 13 min
In which Erik pitches an Sisyphean trial of a podcast from which there can be no escape, and Piers inserts music sensation Lightning Bolt into the magical world of video games.
351 Podcast Vs Podcast: The Lost Episode I Guess / Pick The Fake Pic
Feb 28, 2017 • 13 min
In which Erik forgets what the show is about and pitches bonus material instead of a podcast, but Piers stays on point and pitches an absolutely essential podcast for spotting false-photos.
350 The Piglatin Podcast / Teeny Tiny Curses
Feb 27, 2017 • 19 min
In which Erik revives a language that should never have existed in the first place, and Piers comes up with an adorable pocket-sized spell book full of slow-burn hexes.
349 Stardew Really / Pick The Fake Fic 33
Feb 24, 2017 • 23 min
In which Piers gets lost in his grown-adult fantasy of the perfect agrarian community, and Erik gets lost in the surprisingly empty world of Archie-centric fan-fiction.
348 New Terms: Gender Neutral / You’re Playing The Wrong Video Games, Baby
Feb 23, 2017 • 19 min
In which Erik restores the world to a perfectly balanced state of gender neutrality through the magic of words, and Piers gets lost in the “Groundhog Day” vortex that is Stardew Valley.
347 Pick The Fake Fic 32 / Streetfight Slumber Parties
Feb 22, 2017 • 16 min
In which Erik presents the 32nd iteration of a game that has already died on its feet 32 times, and Piers brings you into his bedroom for a different type of voyeurism than you’d expect.
346 Prouncepod / Coffee Time
Feb 21, 2017 • 13 min
In which Piers’ cleans up those commonly mispronounced words we all stumble around, and Erik *literally* has trouble getting into his own pitch.
345 Tips And Tricks For Tips / Tips Tricks With Piers And Erik
Feb 20, 2017 • 21 min
In which Erik gets down on the side of all the workbugs out there just trying their hardest to give a fellow workbug a tip, and Piers tells those tip-hungry workbugs what time it is: time to EARN.
344 The Reminder Show / A Fucking Cheap Knockoff
Feb 18, 2017 • 13 min
In which Erik finds a niche market in people who have absolutely too much money, and Piers foolishly gives Erik the agency to title his Piers’ pitch for him.
343 The Gnarliest Tubes / Gosh, What A Straight And Simple Tube
Feb 16, 2017 • 15 min
In which Piers raps about the most radical of hollow cylinders, and Erik hearkens for a quieter time when pipettes were plain and ordinary.
342 Who Is Your Favourite Cartoon Character? / Reasonable Fear
Feb 15, 2017 • 21 min
In which Erik asks the timeless and insightful question of “Who is your favourite cartoon character” like it actually matters, and Piers tries to understand the silly little fears that everyone else in the world has.
341 More Scores: They’re Heaven, Don’t You Know! / A Slice Of Brain
Feb 14, 2017 • 20 min
In which Piers presents the film scores that don’t get the high scores they deserve, and Erik realizes that you can use as much of your brain as you put your mind to.
340 Hopes Or Dreams / Human Library
Feb 13, 2017 • 12 min
In which Erik turns two of everyone’s favourite things into a sick parlour game, and Piers checks a few humans out of the library for an off the cuff chit-chat.
339 Cut Your Hair / Time Well Spent
Feb 10, 2017 • 22 min
In which Erik rededicates himself to the fine art of getting regular hair cuts, and Piers creates a podcast-monopoly on a very specific board game that will go unnamed at this time.
338 Doctor Who’s The Boss / Doctor Who’s The Boss 2
Feb 9, 2017 • 16 min
In which Erik performs an exhaustive comparison of “Dr. Who” to “Who’s The Boss”, while Piers performs an exhausting comparison of the same.
337 A Collection Of Ums And Ahs / Let Them Eat Cake… NOT!
Feb 8, 2017 • 13 min
In which Erik makes a silk purse out of a sow’s ear, while Piers takes the indefensible position that chocolate cake is a steaming tire-fire of a dessert.
336 Earthbound Quotes Or Emo Song Lyrics? / Earthbound Let’s Play And Everything Else
Feb 7, 2017 • 12 min
In which Erik’s vast well of knowledge about one of his favourite video games finally bears fruit, while Piers’ shameful relative ignorance about the same game yields up a poison apple of an idea.
335 Pick When The Fic Gets Fake 2 / Last Horses / Good Christian
Feb 6, 2017 • 26 min
In which Piers catches everyone up on the news of the day if the day in question was several months ago, special guest WILL MASSON banks on the popularity of religion extending to podcasts, and Erik challenges you to find his fan-fiction breaking point…or…
334 In Tents / Podcats / The Fitness Log
Feb 4, 2017 • 27 min
In which Piers takes you on the deadliest camping trips that other men are too weak to face, special guest/castaway WILL MASSON brings his fur-babies direct to your ears, and Erik gets administrative about his body.