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“Best friends” Piers and Erik pitch podcasts to e…
700 What’s The Buzz? With Erik Jovanovic / Erik The Scorpion King
Jul 20 • 15 min
In which Piers transforms Erik into an exciting new lifeform that probably has a purpose, and Erik decides he’d rather be a different sort of creature.
699 Erik’s Producer Tips / What’s Seinfeld Thinking About These Days?
Jul 20 • 18 min
In which Erik details his love of the craft for aspiring sound artisans, and Piers’ ongoing obsession with Seinfeld yields disturbing new-old information.
698 Find The Final Faux Fic / Shower Rules
Jul 20 • 15 min
In which Piers writes even more of his fabulous fabulist fan fiction, and Erik showers you… with rules!
697 No Scrubs Is For Scrubs / Whose Side Are You On?
Jul 20 • 12 min
In which Piers vehemently defends the ultimate TLC mega-jam “Waterfalls”, and Erik plays against type when he takes a side.
696 The Witching Hour / The Changeling
Jul 16 • 10 min
In which Piers and Erik try to quietly hurry through a couple of podcast pitches before they get noticed by any of the library’s many devious and magickal witches.
695 Doctor Erik / No Joke: The Erik Jovanovic Story
Jul 13 • 15 min
In which Piers gives Erik the record of his legacy that he has earned through a life full of sin, just as Erik takes on a more illustrious career.
694 The High-Five Cast / Damn Son, Where’d You Find This?
Jul 12 • 12 min
In which Piers gets Erik to high-five him live on air yet again, and Erik explains the minutia of mix-tape subculture.
693 The Rocky Horror Picture Show Show / Let’s Not Watch Rocky Horror Again
Jul 11 • 17 min
In which we Schrodingers cat is removed from the box (it was dead,) and replaced with a VHS copy of “The Rocky Horror Picture Show.”
692 Why Wasps? / Why Not Wasps?
Jul 10 • 16 min
In which Piers embarks on a quixotic quest to destroy all wasps, while Erik launches his equally quixotic quest to justify their existence.
Remembering… One Track Mind 2
Jul 9 • 47 min
In which Piers and Erik weasel out of doing a new episode today with a very special collection of the finest episodes of ONE TRACK MIND.
691 How High-Drated Are You? / Smalltalk
Jul 6 • 30 min
In which Erik discusses the proper ways to keep essential liquids inside of your body (an essential liquids holder), and special guest ALEX BERGMAN closes off a thrilling week on PVP with some low-stakes chit-chat.
690 Calming Down Techniques / There’s Something Wrong About That Clown
Jul 5 • 25 min
In which Erik lays out some excellent anger management techniques in an effort to pacify special guest ALEX BERGMAN, who has some very angry opinions on things like warming up milk and clowns.
689 Teaching Alex About The Odyssey / The Man Cave
Jul 4 • 22 min
In which Erik teaches special guest ALEX BERGMAN all about Homer’s classic epic, and Alex responds with a dope new take on caves.
688 Bad Dogs / I Could Fucking Do That
Jul 4 • 16 min
In which Erik calls out bad dogs everywhere and special guest Alex Bergmans shows up to let everybody know that he could fucking do whatever they can do.
687 Their Best Song Off Their Worst Album / Don’t Sweat It
Jul 3 • 20 min
Listen to the episode if you want to know what it’s about. It’s not my damn job to explain that to you. Thanks for listening =]
686 Randee’s Boyfriend’s Apartment / Air It Out, Mystery B / What’s Your Favourite Snuff Film
Jun 30 • 31 min
Randee returns to talk shit about her boyfriend and ask the guys about their favourite snuff films.
685 Contextual Fears / Erik Gives Me Toilet Lessons / Fat Kid Stories
Jun 29 • 37 min
In which Erik and Piers say a bunch of dumb shit about bathrooms and stuff. Luckily Randee Neumeyer is around to say something interesting! We sure lucked out having her around.
684 PVP LIVE!
Jun 27 • 68 min
In which Piers and Erik shatter all Vancouver Public Library records with their first-ever, no-holds-barred, all-bets-are-off LIVE SHOW! We welcome special guests RACQUEL BELMONTE, JIM BIRD (RONALD DARIO), and a very special RANDOM BYSTANDER onto the show…
683 A TV Show That We Do Like / DnD, Come Back To Me
Jun 27 • 25 min
In which Erik makes the shocking discovery that we’re living in the second golden age of television, and Piers pines for a Dungeons and Dragons that may never have been.
682 Good Investments / Bad Investments
Jun 27 • 17 min
In which Piers and Erik corner the finance podcast market by diversifying their podcast portfolio in an extremely exciting way.
681 Twelenovela / Twopera
Jun 22 • 22 min
In which both the very first twitter-novella and twitter-soap-opera are invented by your humble/petty hosts.
680 The Meteoric Rise Of PvP / It’s All Downhill From Here
Jun 21 • 10 min
In which Piers and Erik deal with the first of the fallout from their incredible (or was it?!) first-ever live show.
Come To Our Live Show Tonight!
Jun 20 • 3 min
In which we have a live show tonight at the Vancouver Central Public Library. You really can come out and see us do this very silly stupid thing that we do. At long last, the show absolutely no one was clamouring for.
679 The Problems I Have With Joseph Stilwell / Joseph’s GoFundMe
Jun 19 • 17 min
In which Erik lays out the many complaints he has about recurring guest Joseph Stilwell, and Piers agrees that somebody really should do something about this nasty Joseph Stilwell character.
678 How Long’s A Week / Roman Theology
Jun 18 • 14 min
In which Piers once again struggles with the concept of time, and Erik struggles with the difference between mythology and theology.
677 Deep Dark Secrets / Getting Piers And Erik Back Together
Jun 15 • 17 min
In which Piers reveals some incredibly juicy and dark secrets you’ll just have to listen to uncover, special guest JOE STILWELL initiates his own version of the parent trap, and regular host Erik refuses to come into the booth because he’s being a big…
676 3D In The 90s / That’s Antisemitism
Jun 14 • 18 min
In which Piers relives the glory days of Donkey Kong being a pretty so-so thing on TV, special guest JOSEPH STILWELL shows off his pro-Semite sensibilities, and Erik continues to throw his hissy fit and not show up for the recording session.
675 Fake Podcasts / Second-Guessing Second Breakfasts
Jun 13 • 12 min
In which regular co-host Erik decides he’s just not going to record today, so special guest JOSEPH STILWELL (Blue Skies Over Nine Isles) drops by with some fake podcasts, while Piers holds it all together with an earnest discussion of Hobbit Culture.
674 REAL Music Recommendations / The Slippery Silver Throat Of Piers Rae / Hired Or Fired
Jun 12 • 26 min
In which Erik puts an end to all those fake music recommendations, Piers shines a spotlight on the pleasure of swallowing things, and special guest JEFF GROUT takes over the HR department of everything.
673 Uh, Sure Video Games 2 / Fun With Alexa / Yo, Is This Safe For Work?
Jun 11 • 25 min
In which Piers challenges the status quo with even more hard hitting questions about video game logic, special guest JEFF GROUT takes on the soon-to-be-sentient AI that live among us, and Erik isn’t sure if things are safe for work or not.
672 The Spencer’s Gifts Raid / Carnival Of The Faux Fics / Small-Time Crime
Jun 8 • 38 min
In which Erik pulls off the biggest heist in the history of Spencer’s gifts, Piers returns with more of his fabulist nerd stories, and special guest JEFF GROUT has some teeny-tiny crimes he’d like to pull off.
671 Misplaced Aggression / Bad Moves / Deep Thoughts
Jun 7 • 38 min
In which Erik finally tackles his deep-seated and ill-placed rage, Piers finally owns up to some of his many bad moves, and special guest JEFF GROUT finally comes out to the oil rig to share some of his deepest and specialist thoughts.
670 IQ Test Review / Extremely Funny Gags
Jun 6 • 18 min
In which Erik has IQ tests legally labelled as ‘retarded,’ and Piers proves his intelligence with the funniest gags of all time.
669 Do Not Contradict Me / The Ethical Billionaires
Jun 5 • 24 min
In which Piers ignores a passionate plea by Erik to not be contradicted, and Erik ignores Piers’ passionate plea for people to please just think of the billionaire’s feelings for once.
668 How Many Days Hath This Month? / Beat The Heat With Piers And Erik
Jun 4 • 20 min
In which Piers figures out how many days there are in months as part of his ongoing quest to understand time, and Erik needs to cool off.
667 Piers’ Great Ideas / Puter’s Worst Ideas
Jun 1 • 17 min
In which Erik remembers that Piers has a bunch of great ideas, and Piers remembers that the sentient AI he built has a bunch of really stupid and awful ideas.
666 Eriktoral College / Hey Lady, Get Back Here!
May 31 • 21 min
In which Erik explains the US electoral college to a (as usual) befuddled Piers, and Piers responds to an unexpected interloper in the booth.
665 Our Favourite Scenes / John Cassavetes’ Faces
May 30 • 20 min
In which Erik compares two people’s memories of the best movies of all time, and Piers gives John Cassavete’s “Faces” an unusual amount of attention for some reason.
664 Make Up For It / Nutty Bets With Erik Prime
May 29 • 20 min
In which Erik tries way, way, way too hard to make up for his tiny, unintentional mistakes, and Piers takes amateur gambling to an INSANE level.
663 Falsetto / False-etto
May 28 • 10 min
In which Erik raises the stakes by raising his voice, and Piers raises the stakes by bringing something other than a Cornetto ice-cream cone into the sound booth.
662 The Perils Of Recording By The Pool / Poolside Positives
May 25 • 14 min
In which Erik makes it clear once and for all that he does not enjoy good clean summer fun, and Piers reiterates that good clean summer fun is actually a positive.
661 Poolside PVP / What Inspires Me
May 24 • 29 min
In which Piers upgrades our podcast pitches with a little summah-time upgrade, and Erik FINALLY unveils a long list of podcasts that inspire him.
660 Who Are You, Exactly? / Some Of Our Greatest Hits
May 23 • 26 min
In which - at long, long last - Piers returns to the show after his incredible journey, only for Erik to realize his friend has returned… without his memory.
659 Skins Of Our Fathers / Piers’ Skin Is Returned
May 23 • 13 min
In which “Piers” is revealed to be PUTER the sentient AI wearing Piers’ skin, and Erik fights to the end for the return of his dear - perhaps even best - friend.
658 Piers Explains Synecdoche, New York To Erik / Where Is Piers, Please
May 23 • 20 min
In which Piers - or a robotic AI wearing his skin - finally returns to the show, and Erik finally learns to understand the greatest Charlie Kaufman film of all time.
657 Outsmarting The Dæmon / Welcome To My Skinsack! With Levoctopus
May 18 • 17 min
In which Erik continues his battle of wills with the heinous skin-stealing daemon LEVOCTOPUS for control of Erik’s best-friend/co-host Piers’ skin… and indeed their very souls. Is Erik up to the task of defeating a daemon in a straight-up battle of the…
656 Foolish, Foolish Mortals / Piers Rae Trivia
May 17 • 25 min
In which Erik gives a warm heroes welcome to co-host/best-friend Piers, who has returned after his long quest to explore PvPLand’s Oil Rig #10: the vast and labyrinth Manor-House of the mysterious J. Wilde Krokodillington. Finally, the secrets of the…
655 Doesn’t My Hair Look Great? / The Grey List
May 15 • 16 min
In which special guest RONALD DARIO (Ronald Dario) returns after a brief absence to pitch a few more podcast ideas with Erik. This time, the conversation forms a podcast-topic vortex - in a PVP all-time first - around hair and lists and such. Piers…
654 Death Rattle And Roll / No Missions
May 15 • 18 min
In which special guest NARUTO UZUMAKI (Ronald Dario) joins regular co-host Erik Jovanovic for some top-grade podcast pitches, the endless power of belief, ninja enthusiasm, and Naruto’s upcoming super secret shinobi murder missions. Piers is still on his…
653 Apologies / Follow The Money
May 14 • 23 min
In which special guest taxman JAMES JONES (Ronald Dario) replaces Piers to pitch podcasts with Erik in between discussions of proper filing of business expenses, tax brackets, starburst candies, and all the joys of staying above board in all matters…
652 Oogie Cookie / The Ballad Of Biscuit And Jennifer
May 10 • 23 min
In which special guest BISCUIT THE ELF (Ronald Dario) returns to reveal some mysterious new powers and pitch several (two) cookie-centric podcasts with regular, mundane, boring old host Erik. Please visit BiscuitCookieFuck.com for more information. Piers…
651 Muscle Juice / Your Reminders
May 9 • 13 min
In which special guest RONALD DARIO joins Erik for a round of new podcasts, discussion of the fluids that go into making muscles all beefy and swollen and such, and some very important reminders that you - the listener - do NOT want to miss.
Remembering… One-Track Mind
May 8 • 45 min
In which all of us take a quiet, solemn moment to remember the genius that is “ONE TRACK MIND.” A truly magnificient series of pitches by regular host Piers to other regular host Erik.
650 Making Jeff Famous / Three Equally Terrible Ideas For A Podcast
May 7 • 29 min
In which Erik is joined by very special guest JEFF MCENERY for a very special discussion of how to make our favourite stand-up road dog famous and how to generate multiple terrible ideas for a podcast in one sitting. Piers remains missing on his great…
649 The Billionaire Protectors / Break Bezos’ Balls
May 5 • 16 min
In which special guest JOSEPH STILWELL continues to dominate the podosphere alongside regular host Erik, fulfulling our mission statement of breaking balls and blocking billionaires (from people comin’ at them.) Other regular host Piers is still exploring…
648 Declassifying Classified Files / The Laws Of The Land
May 4 • 17 min
In which Erik opens the door wide to special guest host JOSEPH STILWELL (Blue Skies Over Nine Islands) for a two-person roundtable on classified (now declassified) files, and the oft-misunderstood laws of the land. We guarantee - whatever you think you…
647 Teaching Erik To Be Famous… I Guess! / The Cheese Whiz Happy Funtime Hour
May 2 • 19 min
In which special guest JOSEPH STILWELL joins absolutely ordinary regular host Erik to teach him how to handle the stress of his immense fame, while Erik discovers that happiness has always been at a byproduct of the Cheese Whiz corporation. Still no sign…
646 Inception 2 / Nolantown
May 1 • 24 min
In which special guest JOSEPH STILWELL replaces Piers - still exploring the ruins of our micronation’s haunted mansion - to join Erik in a discussion of Christopher Nolan, the Nolanverse, and all things Nolan.
645 The Worst Way / The Best Way
May 1 • 15 min
In which special guest JOSEPH STILWELL (Blue Skies Over 9 Islands) takes over co-hosting duties while Piers remains lost on J Wilde Krokodillington’s oil rig of death. Erik and Joe break down not only the best ways, but the worst ways, and leave the…
643 The Official WebMD Podcast / Stories Of Our Childhood / Dance It!
Apr 28 • 15 min
In which Erik is joined by special guests HANNAH DAVIES and SASKIA WERNER (TV Donut, Clash of the Teen Drama Titans) to chit-chat about WebMD, childhood stories, and the beautiful, fun-filled art of dance. In between the chit chat, there *will* be podcast…
644 Representing / Greatest Movie Scores And Cues / Video Game Scores
Apr 27 • 13 min
In which Erik continues a lovely week with special guests HANNAH DAVIES and SASKIA WERNER (TV Donut, Clash of the Teen Drama Titans) to pitch podcasts about film and video game scores, if you can even IMAGINE such a thing. Piers remains missing - possibly…
642 Who Thought Of That? / Seriously, Who Thought Of That? / TV Lounge Roulette
Apr 25 • 16 min
In which Erik is joined by special guests HANNAH DAVIES and SASKIA WERNER at the PvP studios to answer important questions about who thought of things, people seriously questioning who seriously thought of things, and companion shows to sister podcast TV…
641 The Recipe Corner / Captain Chef / Just The Recipes, Please
Apr 25 • 9 min
Regular co-host Piers Rae remains MIA, so other regular co-host Erik is joined by special guests HANNAH DAVIES and SASKIA WERNER to help him corner the market on super good podcasts about super good recipes for food.
640 The Corporation Protectors / Sleep, Why Don’t You Like Me? / Guess The Gnos
Apr 23 • 24 min
In which Erik protects companies like Starbucks from being persecuted for the bullshit that they do, special guest HANNAH DAVIES volunteers for some very cool experiments, and other special guest SASKIA WERNER proves how little Erik knows about Britney…
639 Quest Friends / Let’s Get Whitey Out Of Here
Apr 20 • 17 min
In which Piers embarks on an epic quest to go on a quest, and Erik embarks on an epic quest to get all white people (excluding himself for some reason) excluded from everything for some reason.
638 The Case Studies Podcast / Pick A Side
Apr 19 • 19 min
In which Erik reveals the inner workings of his incredibly dull office job, and Piers challenges the listeners to decide where they stand in some incredibly exciting hypothetical situations.
637 Sneaker Freaks / The Anatomy Of A Fold
Apr 18 • 17 min
In which Piers educates Erik by layin’ down some true knowledge about sneakers, and Erik decides he doesn’t actually know what makes a fold a fold.
636 Over-Covered Songs / Undercover
Apr 17 • 24 min
In which Erik challenges songs that are over-covered to defend themselves, and Piers goes into deep stealth mode.
635 Let Me Put This To You / Sneaker Reviews
Apr 16 • 14 min
In which Piers almost pitches Pick A Side but changes his mind for something more vague and Erik pretends to know anything at all about sneakers, or what they even are.
634 Perfectly Curated Youtube / You Know, It’s The Little Things 2
Apr 13 • 13 min
In which Erik goes through the trouble of offering to give Piers a personalized stream of Youtube videos and Piers doesn’t even have the decency to pitch an original idea, deciding instead to re-use a pitch from last week… as if Erik wouldn’t notice…
633 Drum Solo Duets / The Devil’s Advocates
Apr 12 • 12 min
In which Piers annoys Erik to no end with his absurd drumming and Erik decides to look at things from a different perspective for once.
632 Chip Chatter / Twin Peaks Screens
Apr 11 • 16 min
In which Piers would love to talk about something he hates while Erik talks about something he hates about something he loves.
631 Serious Topics Of Conversation / Downtown Clowns With Piers And Erik
Apr 11 • 12 min
In which Piers gets HOT and BOTHERED by the idea of sexy, sultry clowns. Don’t listen to this episode if you find clown fetishism uncomfortable. Piers wants to fuck a clown.
630 Find The False Fic / Cyclical Arguments
Apr 11 • 17 min
In which Piers goes back to the well once again to pitch an idea very similar to, but legally distinct from, Find the Faux Fic and Erik pitches a bullshit show about arguing that’s probably very frustrating to listen to.
629 Monetizing My Top 100 Albums List / Erik’s Secret List
Apr 6 • 19 min
In which Erik turns his obsessive list making into obsessive cash making, and Piers unveils yet another of Erik’s many secrets.
628 Tick Talk / Please Quit Your Day Job!
Apr 5 • 21 min
In which Piers whole-heartedly embraces Amazon Prime’s “The Tick” on Erik’s behalf, and Erik tackles the untackled problem of superhero day jobs.
627 You Know, It’s The Little Things / Your Middle Name / What’s Dat Food?
Apr 4 • 36 min
In which Piers reflects on those lovely little things that make life taste so sweet, while special guests RACQUEL BELMONTE and CARLA MAH (Carmelaaah, Blind Tiger Comedy) reflect on some very serious questions about food and naming conventions.
626 Find The Faux Fic 6 / Guy Fieri Quotes / The Future Is Us And Now And Present
Apr 3 • 56 min
In which Piers rediscovers his passion for fabulist fan fiction, while special guests RACQUEL BELMONTE and CARLA MAH (Carmelahhh, Blind Tiger Comedy) rediscover their respective passions for Guy Fieri and wistful glances into alternate realities.
625 Good Things About Mountains / How Do You Pronounce My Last Name?
Apr 2 • 12 min
In which Piers mines a rich vein of conversation out of nothing more than the world’s largest mountains, and Erik instructs the audience on the proper pronunciation of his hilariously exotic surname.
624 Simple Signals / Complicated Signals
Mar 30 • 16 min
In which Piers explains a simple signal to Erik, and Erik decides signals aren’t complicated enough.
623 Perfect Red / Perfect Blue: The Podcast
Mar 29 • 11 min
In which Erik’s search for the perfect colour is handicapped by a discussion about the perfect brunch, and Piers finally resurrects Perfect Blue for another adaptation.
622 Will You Finish This Sandwich? / Who Should I Unfollow?
Mar 28 • 19 min
In which Erik brings in a giant stack of unfinished sentences he’s been putting off finishing for months now, and Piers brings in an enormous pile of Twitter accounts he’s been putting off unfollowing for - oh, I don’t know - months. We all set ambitious…
621 Doppelgangwords / Pointless Bits Of History
Mar 27 • 16 min
In which Piers doubles down on those dicey duplicate designations in the English language, and one-man warrior Erik takes on the entirety of human history.
620 I Hate College Kids / Erik The Mentor
Mar 26 • 21 min
In which Erik hates college kids, Piers establishes Erik as a reliable mentor of some type, and a in-depth conversation on the works of Satoshi Kon is - ONCE AGAIN - enjoyed by all.
619 Big Brain And Medium Brain / Wheels Of Fury
Mar 23 • 19 min
In which Erik forms a detective agency after eating way, way, way too many magic mushrooms, and Piers forms a detective agency after getting a bad case of polio.
618 What Do You Think Of Oprah? / The Oprah Podcast
Mar 22 • 13 min
In which Piers asks Erik one of the most important questions he’s ever asked, and Erik lists the things he knows about a national treasure.
617 Wind Whisperers / Ultimate Love It Or Hate It / Human High Score
Mar 21 • 34 min
In which special guest MAARTEN BAYLISS pitches a podcast anybody would be lucky to hear, Erik revamps his classic love-it-or-hate-it deathmatch, and Piers has an exciting new take on tombstones.
616 Three Men And Your Baby / Paladin: The Magic Knight / Cranky And Crazy
Mar 20 • 33 min
In which Piers puts your baby in six capable masculine hands, Erik creates a magical adventure that misunderstands the concept of a Paladin, and special guest MAARTEN BAYLISS creates an toxic outlet for human rage.
615 BabyTalk / BabyTalk For Parents Too / Non-Smokers
Mar 19 • 28 min
In which Piers educates your babies while you’re out, Erik lays out some dirty jokes for parents, and special guest MAARTEN BAYLISS stops by the rig to talk about non-smoking and his upcoming feature film “FOUR WALLS.”
614 Stolen Mail With PES / Love It Or Hate It 2 / Come On!
Mar 16 • 29 min
In which Piers updates his classic advice column pitch, special guest SHANE MCLEAN is the victim of domestic ape abuse, and Erik does not know the meaning of the word “genocide.”
613 Erik’s In A Way / Never Been Kissed / The Podcast Detectives
Mar 15 • 36 min
In which Piers asks Erik to explain some of his preposterous nonsense, special guest - travelling eccentric Nigel Barrel (SHANE MCLEAN)- recovers from a disastrous couples cruise by cruising for new love, and Erik investigates an in-episode mystery.
Simon And Sam REVERSE Memorial Podcast
Mar 14 • 27 min
In which Piers, Erik, and special guest SHANE MCLEAN uncover the terrible betrayals of recently deceased librarians Sam and Simon, and the gang must rush to undo their recent memorial podcast.
Sam And Simon Memorial Podcast
Mar 13 • 15 min
In which Piers and Erik pay tribute to two of the most valued and also most deceased librarians at the PvPVPL library: Sam and Simon. May angels guide you to a well-deserved rest, you sweet library nerds. Even though we were in no way liable for your…
Remembering… Rhyme Tyme
Mar 12 • 48 min
In which Erik dredges up the oily, salt-stained wreckage of his famously frustrating RHYME TYME series, and Piers is forced to relive one of his greatest punishments of all time.
612 Accurate Sports Mascots / Makin’ Megaman / Podcasts Loving Podcasts Vs Godzilla
Mar 9 • 19 min
In which Erik takes the NHL to task for its long history of misrepresenting mascots, Piers makes a silly little cyborg buddy of his very own, and special guest BRETT SKILLEN returns with even more thoughts and feelings on Godzilla.
611 Find The Friendless Faux Fic / Gentleman Genocide Machine: The Artist / Podcast Vs Godzilla
Mar 8 • 42 min
In which Piers presents a lonesome piece of fan fiction, Erik takes a deeper look into the troubled mind of a brilliant fanfiction author, and special guest BRETT SKILLEN brings the greatest enemy podcasting has ever known: GODZILLA. The following sound…
610 Are You Ready? / Toilet Transgressions
Mar 7 • 18 min
In which Erik wants to know if you’re really ready to get real, and Piers is furious - FURIOUS - at people smoking crack in the PVPVPL library bathroom stalls.
609 Well Where Am I Supposed To Put It? / The Strongest Force In The Universe
Mar 6 • 14 min
In which Piers is robbed of a rubbish receptacle, and Erik tries to overcome the strongest force in the universe: Love.
608 Travel To Tokyo / The Perfect World
Mar 5 • 10 min
In which Erik celebrates Japanese people for listening to our show, and Piers envisions the best of all possible worlds.
607 Gimmick Weapon / Fabulous Faux Fic Frolic / Spot The Spurious Spec / Twilight With Kanye
Mar 2 • 45 min
In which Erik finds niche weapons for joke villains, Piers presents some of the worst fan fiction to date, special guest JOE STILWELL (FRANGIBLE & BORK) promotes his terrible spec scripts, and other-special-guest THOMAS VAN KALKEN (THE SCIENCE OF…
606 Uh, Sure Video Games / Joe’s Campaign / Dumb Questions, Smart People / How To Run
Mar 1 • 24 min
In which Piers questions the very reality of video games, special guest JOE STILWELL (BLUE SKIES OVER NINE ISLANDS) runs for Sheriff of PvPLand, other special guest THOMAS VAN KALKEN (THE SCIENCE OF EVERYTHING, NPR)has some dumb questions to ask, and Erik…
605 Love It Or Hate It / Extremely Hurtful / Straw Dawgs
Feb 28 • 20 min
In which Erik gives you mere moments to form an extreme opinion, special guest JOSEPH STILWELL says some things he can’t take back, and Piers takes sucking to a professional level.
604 The Passion Of Survivor / Twitter Strategies / Erik’s Close Shave
Feb 27 • 24 min
In which Erik reignites his passion for reality TV, special guest JOSEPH STILWELL lays down his 100% guaranteed social media strategies, and Piers shaves a special part of Erik.
603 Top 5 Things About Erik / Top 5 Things About Me
Feb 26 • 27 min
In which Piers lays out the best things about Eriks, and Erik lays out the best things about himself.
602 Book Reviews With Fran / Nice Try, Erik Readerman
Feb 23 • 19 min
In which Erik describes - YET AGAIN - his complicated reading habits, and Piers goes out of his way NOT to humiliate Erik for his reading habits.
601 Vice Presidential Address / Kiss My Lozenge / The Ethics Of Being Erik 2
Feb 22 • 27 min
In which Erik takes his nomination for Vice President with a grain of sass, special guest CHRISTINE BORTOLIN hacks up a lozenge, and Piers tells us all what Erik would do in a tight spot.
600 Piers Rae’s Fantabulous Faux Fiction Frolic / Pretend To Be Cancer Patients / Bribing Ms Daisy
Feb 21 • 30 min
In which Piers returns with another fresh dollop of faux fiction, Erik pitches a shockingly monstrous podcast, and special guest CHRISTINE BORTOLIN drops by with some spare cash to throw around.
599 Tut Tut, Logan Paul / The Perfect Prank
Feb 20 • 21 min
In which Piers saves vicious YouTube sociopath Logan Paul from his own lack of self-awareness or empathy, and Erik designs the finest prank anyone has ever known.
598 Potential Mailbag With A Twist / Jerkin’ It With Your Grandpa To Hentai
Feb 19 • 25 min
In which Piers opens another hot, steaming sack of questions addressed to people who are not him, and Erik gets really into hentai with his grandfather.
597 Tricks To Floating In The Void / Void Of The Noid
Feb 16 • 19 min
In which Piers accidentally traps our dynamic duo in a magical void for the duration of the episode, and Erik makes the best of the void by discussing pizza mascots. (*SEND HELP*)
596 Creatures That Should Be / A Rebuttal
Feb 15 • 16 min
In which Piers has some constructive criticism for nature, and Erik has some thoughts on those thoughts.
595 Piers Blasts Erik Publicly / Piers Is A Nice Boy
Feb 14 • 8 min
In which Erik tries to get Piers to be less than kind, and Piers reiterates that he is a nice boy who wants nothing more than to infect his best friend Erik with happiness.
594 How To Edit A Podcast In 30 Seconds / Piers Is Vindicated
Feb 13 • 18 min
In which Piers breaks down Erik’s incredible, inimitable, 100% patented speed-editing process, and Erik exposes Piers’ most controversial statements of all time to his patented vindication process.
593 Bringing Catholicism To The Modern Age / Catholic Wizards In The House
Feb 12 • 12 min
In which Erik decides that the Catholic church aren’t a bunch of flippin’ weirdos, and Piers brings non-divine spellcasters back into the Catholic fold.
592 Piers And The Real Girls / The Tetris Podcast
Feb 9 • 22 min
In which Piers builds up a backstory for all you lonely guys with real dolls out there, and Erik defends all the people out there who want to marry video games.
591 Vancouver Movie Theatres / Close Encounters Of The Line Kind
Feb 8 • 14 min
In which both Piers and Erik have anecdotes about anecdotes, and both are line-related. Can they come up with a podcast about lines that is good, or even mediocre? Listen to find out!
590 Non-Lethal Takedown / Erik Vs Piers In The Dome
Feb 7 • 16 min
In which Piers challenges Erik to be a man and fight a child in the mega dome, and Erik tries to arrange a fight he can actually win.
589 Piers’ Schedule / Better Scheduling For Piers And Erik
Feb 6 • 13 min
In which Erik really gives Piers shit for being a overbooked scatterbrain, and Piers politely suggests that Erik perhaps it is the system that is broken, not him.
Remembering PickTheFakeFicPart5
Feb 5 • 48 min
In which Erik proudly remembers the greatest of his great recurring pitch, “Pick the Fake Fic.”
588 Smoking Weed With Erik’s Grandma / The Low Man On The Totem Pole
Feb 2 • 13 min
In which Piers rips mad bowls of dank chronic with Erik’s bubba, and Erik searches for a third team member to take all of our collective ill will.
587 Potential Mailbag 2 / What Is A Thrussy?
Feb 1 • 17 min
In which Piers and Erik both advise you to just skip this episode, it’s kind of a crapshoot this week. But if you’re going to ignore that advice and listen anyway, Piers brings in more of his spicy hot stranger mail, and Erik ponders a question for the…
586 Conversation Starter / Shave And A Haircut?
Jan 31 • 21 min
In which Erik has several interesting conversations with interesting people, and Piers notices something a *little* bit different about Erik today.
585 Methhead Of The Class / Erik’s Haircut
Jan 30 • 15 min
In which Piers bridges the inequality gap with a little thing called meth, and Erik gets a new haircut he wants you to ask him about.
584 Confessions / Piers’ Cooking Lessons
Jan 29 • 11 min
In which Piers lays out the tragic details of his recent skirmish with personal health, and Erik calls for the worst cooking how of all time.
Remembering… Pick The Fake Fic (Part 4)
Jan 26 • 57 min
In which Piers takes ill with self-inflicted food-poisoning, and you end up with the latest collection of “Pick the Fake Fic!”
583 And Faux Fanfics Makes Five 3 / You’re Getting Defensive
Jan 25 • 23 min
In which Piers returns with more excerpts from his fantabulous faux fiction, and Erik thinks that Piers might just be getting a little bit defensive.
582 Erik For Vice President / Stoner Comedy
Jan 24 • 24 min
In which Piers graciously nominates Erik to be Vice President of Podcastvspodcastland, and Erik puff-puff-passes on most of the stoner comedy film genre.
581 What Is A Movie? / Yiff Yak
Jan 23 • 20 min
In which Erik asks a question that has plagued nobody since the dawn of never, and Piers gets down and dirty with some furry suits.
580 A Podcast About Accents / Coin Toss
Jan 22 • 23 min
In which Erik breaks down the complex accents of Frasier Crane and Pepe Le Pew, and Piers tosses a coin for your benefit.
579 Pinup Calendercast / Piers And Erik’s Sexy Daily Pinup Pod
Jan 19 • 16 min
In which Erik puts two sexy boys in the centrefold for a truly excellent cause, while Piers converts raw visual sex appeal into raw audio arousal.
578 Times In The Past When Piers Was So Funny I Laughed Myself To Tears / Underrated Zeldas
Jan 18 • 14 min
In which Erik fondly remembers every time that Piers has made him laugh in the podcast, and Piers ranks the Zeldas that don’t get the rankings they deserve.
577 What’s In My Mouth, Daddy? / What’s In My Mouth, Daddy? [2] / Full Metal Jacket
Jan 17 • 23 min
In which special guest Dr. Ewell (Ronald Dario)brings some much-needed dentistry to our oil-rig micronation, Erik wonders if there’s a better way to tell Daddy what’s in your mouth, and special guest host ‘PUTER the AI tries to pick the perfect outfit to…
576 Where In The World Is My Mother? / Welcome To The Party, Pal / Reading Armen’s Journal
Jan 16 • 31 min
In which special guest Armen Liebowitz (Ronald Dario) arrives in PvPLand on a quest for the birth mother that abandoned him, Piers takes your motion-sensor doorbell (and also your party) to the next level, and Erik reads somebody’s very private diary out…
575 Not Our Problem / So What’d I Miss? / Piers’ Commentary
Jan 15 • 18 min
In which Erik gloats over how great his life is compared to those people living in volcanos, Piers loses a bunch of carrier pigeons to vicious squirrels, and special guest RONALD DARIO adds Piers’ much-missed thoughts and opinions into his absentee…
574 Caged Feelings / A Podcast For The Atlantic / Title This
Jan 12 • 14 min
In which special guest SASKIA WERNER embraces her mixed feelings about a popular celebrity, Erik takes Atlantic magazine to task for their terrible taste in podcasts, and other special guest HANNAH DAVIES gives titles the time they deserve. Piers Rae -…
573 Please Don’t Spoil It For Me / What’s Your Name? / Dreamcatchers
Jan 11 • 14 min
In which regular host Erik Jovanovic nimbly ducks and dodges spoilers in film and television, special guest SASKIA WERNER uncovers Erik’s viking origins, and additional special guest playwright HANNAH DAVIES transforms your insane dreams into art therapy.…
572 OPP / We Can Work Out The Details Later / Bathroom Roulette
Jan 10 • 13 min
In which special guest HANNAH DAVIES kidnaps other people’s beloved pets for her own sick amusement, regular host Erik tries his best to be more open-minded but Hannah shoots that idea out of the sky, and other special guest SASKIA WERNER puts title…
571 The Bechdelizers / Final Resting Place / When… Did This Happen?
Jan 9 • 21 min
In which regular host Erik learns about the Bechdel test from his little brother, special guest HANNAH DAVIES starts planning the end of our days, and other special guest SASKIA WERNER turns time into a game. Usual super host Piers Rae remains MIA.
570 Sickness Tracker / Things We Told Piers / Things We Never Told Piers
Jan 8 • 17 min
In which special guest SASKIA WERNER keeps close tabs on her friend’s sicknesses, HANNAH DAVIES invents a quiz show around Piers’ inability to retain boring information, and regular host Erik pretends that he isn’t constantly changing his opinions on…
569 Potential Mailbag / The Perfect Show
Jan 5 • 14 min
In which Piers realizes all those advice column letters could’ve been addressed to just about anybody, and Erik creates the most 100% perfect show of all time - *ever.*
568 Erik’s Big List Of Things He Doesn’t Like / Erik Stays In His Shell
Jan 4 • 9 min
In which Piers compiles a big long of classic Erik “harrumphs,” and Erik prefers to keep to himself, thank you very much.
567 Keyduce, Keyuse And Keycycle / Anybody Out There Want A Key?
Jan 3 • 10 min
In which Erik puts the old keys of the world to new and exciting purpose, and Piers gives away the keys to Erik’s Kingdom.
566 Getting Into The EU / PVP Job Board
Jan 2 • 11 min
In which Erik finds a suitable replacement for the United Kingdom, and Piers looks for suitable replacements for our missing sandwich artisans.
565 Methods For Starting A Podcast / About Anecdotes
Jan 1 • 12 min
In which Piers examines the many ways people (other people) generate their terrible podcast ideas, and Erik tells a rambling anecdote about how he hates anecdotes.
564 Band Names / Yeah, No
Dec 29, 2017 • 17 min
In which Erik has some really, really good band names he’d like to share, and Piers has some ideas about who really deserves to win those Nobel prizes they seem to be giving out to just about anyone.
563 Soul Beatles / The Asylum
Dec 28, 2017 • 10 min
In which Piers remembers that Soul Asylum is a band at least as good as the Beatles, and Erik remembers that The Beatles were at least as good as Soul Asylum.
562 We Deserve Souls / Piers Rae’s Quick Slick Pitch Pile
Dec 27, 2017 • 17 min
In which Erik takes a surprising interest in our divine and everlasting wellbeing, while Piers pulls in a bunch of stillborn ideas from the depths of his sleeping brain.
561 Haunted House Review / Don’t Put All Your Eggs In One Casket
Dec 26, 2017 • 11 min
In which Erik reviews your terrible homemade haunted house (yes, it *is* terrible,) and Piers brings the Japanese game-show format to your pathetic excuse for a haunted house.
560 Unprecedented With Piers And Erik / Officially Unprecedented With Piers And Erik
Dec 25, 2017 • 12 min
A very special Christmas Day special episode that features no Christmas content whatsoever in which Piers sets some truly groundbreaking precedents, and Erik *officially* sets some truly groundbreaking precedents.
559 A Very Faux Fic Christmas / Quest For The New Snow
Dec 22, 2017 • 18 min
In which St. Piers tumbles down the chimney with all the sci-fi Christmas chronicles you’ve all been clamouring for, and Erik finally finds his Christmas spirit in a brand new quest for the perfect podcast.
558 Wild And Wacky Newsdesk With Piers And Erik / Bad Lists
Dec 21, 2017 • 26 min
In which Piers gets down and dirty with the news he can remember from the last time he read the Times, and Erik perfectly remembers every bad list he’s ever heard.
557 Replacing Drill Bits / Better When You’re Wasted
Dec 20, 2017 • 18 min
In which Erik takes his personal vendetta against drill bits to the next level, and Piers gets just drunk enough to solve an ancient riddle.
556 The Official Jenga Show / Hungry Hungry Hippodcast
Dec 19, 2017 • 12 min
In which Erik dumps a bunch of wooden blocks all over the place, and Piers slams pieces of plastic against a bunch of marbles.
555 Taylor Swift And White Supremacy / Jump The Shark
Dec 18, 2017 • 22 min
In which Erik begs Taylor Swift to come out and say Nazis aren’t cool, and Piers embarks on a foolhardy mission to train the single most dangerous shark of all time.
554 Bigger Fish To Fly / Finding Detective Pikachu
Dec 15, 2017 • 25 min
In which Piers solves the PvPLand hunger crisis in a very annoying way, and Erik recasts soon-to-be cult classic Detective Pikachu also in a very annoying way.
553 Thick Milk / Erik Makes Piers Watch Survivor
Dec 14, 2017 • 11 min
In which Piers finally solves the global crisis that is thin, watery milk, and Erik puts on some manner of popular television programme.
552 Shrimp Dippins / Asshole Nerds
Dec 13, 2017 • 21 min
In which Piers dips his shrimps in all the most sweet, savoury, or succulent sauces, and Erik stands up for casual fans everywhere.
551 Instapitches / The Hammock District
Dec 12, 2017 • 20 min
In which Erik finds inspiration in the photo albums of strangers, and Piers finds comfort in the gentle embrace of a hammock.
550 Lost Masterpiece / Prepare For The Wurst
Dec 11, 2017 • 11 min
In which Erik presents a newly created masterpiece (of a podcast) about lost masterpieces (of variable mediums,) and Piers takes Oktoberfest as seriously as he’s ever taken anything.
549 4 Hours Of Standup / 8 Hours Of Anything
Dec 8, 2017 • 13 min
In which Erik suggests that four hours is the best length for a stand-up set while Piers - ever the contrarian - prefers activities that take eight hours to listen to. Boys, boys, boys! Will you ever agree?
548 Worries That We Have / We Talk About Other Podcasts For These No-Podcast People
Dec 7, 2017 • 19 min
In which Erik presents our deepest fears and anxieties in excruciating detail with no comfort whatsoever, and Piers advises you stop wasting your time with our podcast.
547 Find The Faux Fic 6 / Gamify Your Life: The Podcast
Dec 6, 2017 • 24 min
In which Piers brings back some more of his fabulous fake fiction, and Erik turns your humdrum boring life into an ongoing RPG adventure! FEATURING a very special new music track courtesy of CHRIS CARLSON of “The Podcasting Couch.”
546 How Much I Hate Dancing / And Faux Fics Makes Five 2 / Armageddon It Now
Dec 5, 2017 • 31 min
In which Erik reveals how little he knows about dancing, Piers brings back his fantabulous false fan fiction, and special guest JOSEPH STILWELL (Blue Skies Over Nine Islands)prepares for every possible end of the world scenario.
545 Stephen King Sex Scenes / It Grows On You / We Tell Them How To Do Their Jobs
Dec 4, 2017 • 25 min
In which Erik fondly remembers Stephen King’s most perverted moments, Piers helps non-fans learn to love Stephen King, and special guest JOSEPH STILWELL (Blue Skies Over Nine Islands) thinks he knows better than the professionals.
544 Dining Tips And Tricks / Emo Or Pop-Punk / The Value Of Names
Dec 1, 2017 • 22 min
In which Piers reveals what questions you should never ask a waitress, special guest JOSEPH STILWELL(Blue Skies Over Nine Islands) tests our knowledge of two - BUT ONLY TWO - musical genres, and Erik balances your name against a hard dollar value.
543 How Many Books Have You Read? / Discarded Drafts / Snitching At Brunch
Nov 30, 2017 • 26 min
In which Erik tracks down the star artist of his old creative writing class, Piers gathers up all the stillborn drafts of other people’s novels, and special guest JOSEPH STILWELL takes the boys out for a brunch that is full of surprises.
542 The Andrew Show With Piers And Erik / Chat For Shot
Nov 29, 2017 • 18 min
In which Erik brings shines a spotlight on his most beloved co-worker of all time, and Piers creates the perfect companion piece for media sensation “Shot For Shot.”
541 AP Sound Bank / Million Mache Messiah March
Nov 28, 2017 • 23 min
In which Erik follows up on Piers willingness to say yes to anyone on the internet, and Piers expands the traditional image of our Lord and savior Jesus Christ.
540 Pick The Fake Factual Fiction / Fake Commentaries
Nov 27, 2017 • 25 min
In which Piers discovers a wild new fan-fiction game deep within the jungles of his mind, and Erik improves upon the frankly played-out device that is commentary tracks.
539 Oh No It’s Piers And Erik / Stardew Valet
Nov 24, 2017 • 19 min
In which Erik breaks down the best bonusodes of “Oh No, It’s Ross and Carrie”, and Piers helps the lovelorn nerds out their find the perfect virtual spouse.
538 Soothing Stories / What Year Was It, What Year Were You?
Nov 23, 2017 • 12 min
In which Erik shares some of his personal deep relaxation techniques for people in withdrawal, while Piers takes a fairly scattered approach to nostalgia.
537 Extended Erik / Evan’s Escape Room Idea
Nov 22, 2017 • 19 min
In which Erik returns from a brief but frustratingly vague hiatus, and Piers pitches a show to find out more about his friend’s life because nobody tells him anything.
536 Sorting Hatcast / Clean My Tub / What The Fluke? With Marnie Marcson
Nov 21, 2017 • 44 min
In which Erik remains missing, Piers creates the most accurate sorting hat quiz ever, special guest STACEY MCLACHLAN finally cleans her tub, and special guest LAUREN MCGIBBON brings a mixtape from Marc Maron’s long-lost daughter.
535 Find The Faux Fic 5 / Waiting Room / Podcast Vs Podcast Vs Podcast Vs Podcast
Nov 20, 2017 • 33 min
In which Erik goes missing, Piers carries forth with his amazing fake fiction in spite of his terrible bestie, and live-in library fanatics LAUREN MCGIBBON and STACEY MCLACHLAN seize the opportunity to take over the sound booth.
Remembering… Pick The Fake Fic (Part 3)
Nov 17, 2017 • 46 min
In which Erik remembers that he used to have a fan-favourite idea called “Pick the Fake Fic,” a prehistoric progenitor to Piers’ near-perfect “Find the Faux Fiction” concept, and spends all night at home making a mix tape of his favourite memories.
534 Hollywood Magic / Putter Patter With Little Feet / Dodgeball RPG
Nov 16, 2017 • 27 min
In which special guest RYAN ANDERSON explains the best BMX movie ever made, Piers gives golfers the rundown on improving your short-game, and Erik whips up a vicious cocktail of dodgeball and guilt.
533 Fighting With Aliens / Kiss It Or Miss It / Feed The Lichen
Nov 15, 2017 • 29 min
In which Erik kicks off the war against extraterrestrials, Piers makes some serious kissing decisions, and special guest RYAN ANDERSON finds a way to feed a hyper-intelligent lichen.
532 We Watch Lost / The Ethics Of Being Erik / Just A Typical Day In The Life
Nov 14, 2017 • 27 min
In which Erik suggests everyone sits down to watch TV, Piers wonders what it’s like - ethically - to be Erik Jovanovic, and special guest RYAN ANDERSON accuses Piers of being an animorph.
531 And Faux Fanfics Makes Five / Ryan’s Underdog Story / Vows Vs Vows
Nov 13, 2017 • 32 min
In which Piers, subscribing to the “more is more” philosophy, iterates upon his fanfic guessing game by adding more and more fics, and Erik creates a relatable underdog story centred on special guest Ryan D. Anderson (who has a special matrimonial podcast…
530 Human Foley / Have You Been Tested Recently? / What Would Jesus Do?
Nov 10, 2017 • 28 min
In which Piers creates the rawest theatre of sound known to man, Erik checks the world for STDs, and special guest MIGUEL ARAUJO asks a question no one else in the history of the world has ever thought to ask.
529 What’s Miguel’s Life Like Down There? / Nesting / I Need Help
Nov 9, 2017 • 17 min
In which Erik takes a home tour of special guest MIGUEL ARAUJO’s secret birdnest for men, Piers designs a new net-based housing solution, and Miguel does crystal meth repeatedly.
528 Date ‘Em Or Crate ‘Em / Shit: How Do We Get Out Of This? / Security Footage Commentary
Nov 8, 2017 • 20 min
In which Piers narrows the dating pool for lovelorn special guest MIGUEL ARAUJO, Miguel hires Piers as his full time announcer, and Erik crawls through security footage in his spare time.
527 Pet Peeves With Piers Rae / Mystery Of The Hickies / Miguel’s App
Nov 7, 2017 • 27 min
In which Piers files an official complaint report about stuff, Erik solves the mystery of the hickies he spotted on some lovelorn teens, and Miguel renews the search for his one true love.
526 Find The Faux Fic 4 / I’ve Got The Coffee, You’ve Got The Cream / Pick The Factual Fic
Nov 6, 2017 • 33 min
In which Piers presents his fabulous fantastical fan-fiction, special guest MIGUEL ARAUJO pitches a variation on a classic boys-boarding-school hazing ritual, and Erik hunts for legitimate fan fiction. Thanks to https://freesound.org/people/klankbeeld/…
525 Feel My Wizard Sack / Which Disney Princess Are You? / Headshots
Nov 3, 2017 • 11 min
In which Piers remembers we forget to celebrate Halloween and really half-asses it, special guest RONALD DARIO makes it damn clear which Disney princess he is, and Erik talks headshots shop.
524 Fanfic Audiobooks / Let’s Punish Kerri / Kick Out Kerri
Nov 2, 2017 • 25 min
In which special guest ESTHER CARDERO (Ronald Dario) arranges a reading of their “best” fan-fiction, Erik gives Kerri a stern talking to, and Piers ferments a revolution amongst the librarians.
523 Me, Myerik And Ira / The Poetry Of Robot Frost / NPR Pledge Drive
Nov 1, 2017 • 31 min
In which Piers welcomes some much-needed podcasting advice from special guest IRA GLASS (Ronald Dario,) Erik reads from a collection of his favourite cyber-poet, and Ira manages to squeeze one more NPR pledge drive into his day.
522 You Shouldn’t Consume Beef, Friend / I Didn’t Do It / Is It Good Or Bad?
Oct 31, 2017 • 30 min
In which special guest BARTHOLEMEW J SIMPSON (Ronald Dario) shows up on the island with some complaints about the Simpsons, Piers formulates a confrontation with Matt Groening on his behalf, and Erik wants to know - definitively - if something is good or…
521 Warning: Coarse Language / Find The Faux Fic 3 / Who Stole The Cookie From The Cookie Jar?
Oct 30, 2017 • 37 min
In which Erik publishes a good strong warning about strong language, Piers digs up even more of his fabulous fan-favourite faux fiction, and special guest BISCUIT THE ELF (Ronald Dario) brings a family history of crime and cookies to…
520 Find The Faux Fic 2 / A Battle Of Wits / Duveting It Right
Oct 27, 2017 • 28 min
In which Piers forces his friends to ferret out false fan-fiction, Erik proceeds over an extremely formal battle of wits, and special guest RACQUEL BELMONTE (Blind Tiger Comedy, Lego Elves, Legends of Chima) shops for her first duvet.
519 Cryptocurrent / Three Dudes Blowing Wind / What Else Is Total Bullshit?
Oct 26, 2017 • 20 min
In which Piers tries his darndest to explain cryptocurrency, Erik plays King Crimson on the recorder, and special guest JOSEPH STILWELL (Blue Skies over Nine Islands) pitches an idea that *isn’t* total bullshit.
518 We Gross Each Other Out / Fake Crime Podcast / The Strongest Link
Oct 25, 2017 • 23 min
In which Erik gets seriously disgusting, special guest JOSEPH STILWELL (Blue Skies over Nine Islands) becomes really tackles fake crime, and Piers reinvents a classic game show in a way that is much, much worse.
517 Down With The Podject / We Try Drugs / Ten Thousand Ways To Induce Vomiting
Oct 24, 2017 • 26 min
In which Erik takes on a fellow podcast-pitching podcast, special guest JOSEPH STILWELL brings out his drug-kit for party-time, and Piers gets ready to spew.
516 Find The Faux Fic / How It’s Made: The Podcast / Coming Up With Names For Transformers
Oct 23, 2017 • 25 min
In which Piers finds the latest in fake fan fiction, Erik explores the wide wonderful world of science, and special guest JOSEPH STILWELL names some transformers he just came up with.
515 How I Invented Quantum Teleportation / Bad Dad Or Rad Dad? / The Teleportation Podcast
Oct 20, 2017 • 24 min
In which our special guest - writer JOSEPH STILWELL - explains how he invented quantum teleportation, Erik creates a forum to discuss good-plain-and-simple-old-fashioned-get-her-done-style regular teleportation, and Piers daydreams about Erik as a dad.
514 Dreams / Mr. Movie Pod
Oct 19, 2017 • 15 min
In which a slumbering Erik dreams a dream of plagiarising several shows about dreams, while Piers makes finding movie showtimes simple, quick, and convenient.
513 Great Chickens Of History / Great Gift Or Gugh Gift?
Oct 18, 2017 • 24 min
In which Erik profiles those chickens who have made a difference throughout history, and Piers runs a Christmas shopping list past Erik.
512 Librarian Deathmatch / Kick That Kink
Oct 17, 2017 • 23 min
In which Piers settles long-running feuds amongst the librarians the extremely old fashioned way, and Erik finally puts some of his mad-science projects under peer review.
511 Naming Nippers / Investigating Piers’ Use Of Children
Oct 16, 2017 • 16 min
In which Piers puts an end to the practice of naming children by drawing slips of paper out of a hat, and Erik is a little worried about where Piers acquires all these kids he’s naming.
510 Sad Dads / The Poetic Nature Of Robotics
Oct 13, 2017 • 14 min
In which sentient AI ‘Puter worries about the many sad dads out there in the world, and Erik wonders about the spirit and soul of sentient AI’s.
509 Horse Scope: Horse Edition / Preventing A Murderer
Oct 12, 2017 • 30 min
In which Piers opens his third eye and reveals the secrets of the universe to horses everywhere, while Erik outsmarts the police by solving crimes before they occur.
508 Pick The Fake Reddit Thread 3 / This Big Blue Flat Wonderful Marble
Oct 11, 2017 • 15 min
In which Erik cleans up the charnel house that is the world of Reddit, and Piers realizes that those idiot flat-earthers might just have been right all along about this big beautiful blue marble.
507 Twitter Ethics / The Ethics Of Twitter With Piers On Erik
Oct 10, 2017 • 14 min
In which Erik wonders about the dubious ethics of retweeting, and Piers turns the tables on Erik in a stunning display of journalistic integrity and not being petty at all.
506 Who’s Listening To Baseball Podcast? / The Things Our Bones Say
Oct 9, 2017 • 14 min
In which Erik wonders who’s listening to the superbly titled “Baseball Podcast,” and Piers wonders why Erik is listening to the advice of his bones instead of his best friend.
505 David Lynch’s Sound Emporium / Once Again, Piers Is Wrong
Oct 6, 2017 • 16 min
In which Piers switches ideas mid-pitch to talk about David Lynch - AGAIN - and Erik crafts himself an echo chamber of friendly affirmations.
504 Piers Vs Erik / Erik The Pitchman
Oct 5, 2017 • 20 min
In which Erik throws some new names over some old ideas, and ace-pitchman Piers takes Erik under his wing.
503 Breaking The Spirit Of NDAs / Shoutout Showdown
Oct 4, 2017 • 24 min
In which Erik casually betrays the film industry by breaking the spirit (but not the letter) of his NDAs, and Piers gives some much needed credit to some much beloved things/people.
502 Journey For A New Favourite Animal / One Track Albums
Oct 3, 2017 • 17 min
In which Erik is sick and tired of his old favourite animals but decides to do something about it, and Piers puts on the albums you can’t turn off.
501 Really Think Twice About Who Your Friends Are / Let’s Run A Fire Station Together
Oct 2, 2017 • 22 min
In which Piers takes a long hard look at his relationships with his so-called “friends,” and Erik talks about opening up a much-needed fire-station for the oil rigs.
500 Search Party / The Return Of Piers: A Tale;
Sep 29, 2017 • 24 min
Our 500th episode semi-spectacular! The podcast begins with the thrilling tale of Piers’ journey back to PodcastVSPodcastland, followed by our 500th podcast pitches. In which Piers organizes a podcast that would’ve been great during the weeks where nobody…
499 Do You Have Anything To Eat? / Where Have You Been?
Sep 28, 2017 • 5 min
In which heroic co-host Piers returns to the sound booth alive - barely - and Erik completely ignores a man on the brink of death to ask some dumbass questions.
498 You Should Know Better / Describe The Pic / Appropriate Footwear
Sep 27, 2017 • 13 min
In which special-guest HANNAH DAVIES gets all her anger out in one podcast, also-special-guest SASKIA WERNER confounds Erik with a complicated game, and Erik picks the right shoes for the right occasion. Regular host Piers Rae is still MIA, but nobody…
497 What Else Could We Fidget With? / Rate My Horoscope / A Day At Little Otter Family Camp
Sep 26, 2017 • 19 min
In which Erik fidgets with geometric shapes, special guest HANNAH DAVIES searches for the one true horoscope, and bonus special guest SASKIA WERNER spends a summer with otters. Our usual co-host and all around great guy Piers Rae remains missing, though…
496 The Regular Podcast / Learning German With Sask / What Job Should I Do?
Sep 25, 2017 • 12 min
In which Erik continues a 7 year obsession with cartoon series “Regular Show,” special guest SASKIA WERNER realizes she doesn’t actually speak her native language, and other special guest HANNAH DAVIES plans ahead for some serious life changes. Normal…
495 How Could Piers Have Possibly Died? / TB For You And Me / Codcast
Sep 22, 2017 • 16 min
In which permanent co-host Erik finally wonders what might have happened to his usual co-host, special guest HANNAH DAVIES shares her love of young lady detectives, and co-special-guest SASKIA WERNER brings an old fish to a new generation. Regular…
494 Brunchcast / A Huge Gamble
Sep 21, 2017 • 9 min
In which special guest JOE STILWELL takes Erik out for brunch, normal host Erik embraces gambling as a new way of life, and Piers is still missing-presumed-dead.
493 Podcast This! / Verbal Abuse: The Podcast
Sep 20, 2017 • 10 min
In which special guest JOE STILWELL spins bad podcasts into audio gold, and normal host Erik stops hiding his deep well of vitriol.
492 Let’s Get You Elected / Talking Shit About Piers
Sep 19, 2017 • 12 min
In which Erik talks an awful lot of shit about his so-called best friend Piers (who is still missing, possibly dead) and new permanent co-host/special guest JOE STILWELL becomes president of the United States of AMerica.
491 Why Are There Still Monkeys? / Slaughterhouse Two
Sep 18, 2017 • 12 min
In which both of our PERMANENT hosts display their egregious ignorance. Erik does so by asking why there’s monkeys when the answer would be apparent if he took two seconds to think about it, while Joe bases his podcast title on a book he’s never read.
490 The Pokemon Pocket / Joe, Come On
Sep 15, 2017 • 10 min
In which Erik and our special guest host Joe (two grown men) argue about whether Magic: The Gathering is better than the Pokemon Trading Card Game.
489 Pick The Fake Reddit Thread 2 / Real Jews Read Fake News
Sep 14, 2017 • 20 min
In which Erik has already started rehashing the sad knock-off of Pick The Fake Fic and guest co-host Joe wants to make a podcast about reading the news.
488 Canadian Gods / Potty
Sep 13, 2017 • 18 min
In which new permanent co-host Joe wants to put a Canadian spin on American Gods and Erik has some immature humour that appeals to any nationality.
487 Where’s Piers? / Podcast Vs Podcast
Sep 12, 2017 • 14 min
In which Erik and special guest Joseph Stillwell wonder where Piers could be, and very quickly decide that they don’t care.
486 Public Service / Rubiks Service
Sep 11, 2017 • 10 min
In which Erik is all alone, and misses Piers terrible. Where could he have gone? What could have happened to him?
485 Piers And Erik Do The GPS Voice / Kerri Donaldson’s Secret Rooms
Sep 8, 2017 • 19 min
In which Erik has a money-making scheme to replace the old, boring GPS voice and Piers wants to take a tour through Kerri’s secret rooms.
484 Rephrase / Nice Try, Jeremy
Sep 7, 2017 • 12 min
In which Erik decides to fix our language and Piers continues his irrational fear of Jeremy the Witchboy.
483 Knock It Off, Jeremy! / Pick The Fake Reddit Thread
Sep 6, 2017 • 12 min
In which Piers fears for his life, while Erik re-uses an old idea and gives it a twist for the new, computerized generation.
482 Gallagher: The Podcast / Piers Doesn’t Know Shit About Southern Cooking
Sep 5, 2017 • 13 min
In which Piers attempts to emulate the greatest comedic mind of our time and Erik takes Piers to task for his awful Southern cooking.
481 Fuck SoundCloud! / Kill Your Darlings
Sep 4, 2017 • 13 min
In which Erik kicks the heck out of SoundCloud while they’re down before cruelly turning Piers’ own podcast pitch against him.
480 What Did You Have For Lunch? / Boiled Egg Beat
Sep 2, 2017 • 11 min
In which Erik is curious about what’s new in the food world lately (extremely lately) and Piers knows EXACTLY what’s new in the food world lately: eggs.
479 Erik Runs The Show
Aug 31, 2017 • 10 min
In which Erik. He runs the show. This is an episode just about Erik. Featuring Piers.
478 What Episode Should I Listen To First? / Wowza!: A Guided Tour Of PVPLand
Aug 30, 2017 • 10 min
In which Erik wants to introduce new listeners to Podcast Vs Podcast and Piers wants to introduce new visitors to Podcastversuspodcastland.
477 What Do You Think My Brother’s Up To? / Why Don’t You Just Tell Us, Evan
Aug 29, 2017 • 11 min
In which our boys discuss the particulars of what exactly Erik’s brothers are up to nowadays.
476 A Place To Piss In / A Place To Miss
Aug 28, 2017 • 10 min
In which Piers has a bone to pick with men who piss on his home and Erik makes no bones about what he’d like to do all over town…! (It’s to play darts.)
475 What Would Allie Have Pitched? / Too Hot To Tell!
Aug 25, 2017 • 12 min
In which Erik somehow manages to half-ass his pitch even when a coworker just hands it to him for free and Piers has some hot gos’ to spill.
474 A Cool Air Podcast / Friendship Or Fuck It?
Aug 24, 2017 • 14 min
In which Erik continues to farm out podcast ideas from his coworkers, and Piers wants to weed out the chaff from the cream of Erik’s Facebook friends list.
473 The Little Things / Who Pitched Which?
Aug 23, 2017 • 10 min
In which Erik outsources his idea from a coworker… but which one? Piers is on the case!
472 What Other Stuff Am I Wrong About? / Are You Wrong About This?
Aug 22, 2017 • 17 min
In which our boys pitch a couple of self-actualization podcasts; Erik about self-actualizing himself and Piers about self-actualizing others.
471 Bite Your Tongue! / My Children Will Die Differently
Aug 21, 2017 • 18 min
In which Erik takes an expression far too literally and Piers has a morbid fascination with the innovative new ways for people to die.
470 Friends I Can’t Wait To Meet / Friends I Don’t Want To Meet
Aug 18, 2017 • 19 min
In which Piers is excited about people in his future, and Erik is terrified of them.
469 Words From Woody / What Does Piers Think Is A Better Idea?
Aug 17, 2017 • 22 min
In which Piers asks Woody Allen to explain why he’s writing letters about jazz to a non-existent young girl in Wyoming, and Erik gets a day off thanks to a pitch from superfan Evan.
Remembering… Pick The Fake Fic (Part 2)
Aug 16, 2017 • 49 min
In which Erik continues to fondly remember his fan favorite series “Pick the Fake Fic.” Perhaps one of the greatest/stupidest guessing games of all time, this idiotic creation represents the zenith of Erik’s creative potential. Please enjoy.
468 How Do We Incorporate This Fan? / Wind Tunnel… Or Gust!
Aug 15, 2017 • 15 min
In which Piers and Erik realize there’s been a small fan in the sound booth literally the entire time they’ve been recording, and bend over backwards to justify having it on.
467 The Elegant Marking Of Voices / Objectively Great Lines
Aug 14, 2017 • 16 min
In which Erik tries - he really, really tries - to get Piers to mark his voice a little less clumsily, and Piers ranks your favourite movie lines of all time from “best” to “also good.”
466 One Track Mind 9 / Gotta Collect All The Art
Aug 11, 2017 • 24 min
In which Piers uses one track to change Erik’s mind about two bands, and Erik uses the Pokemon critter collection system to class himself up a little.
465 Japanese Video Wife / Rhyme Tyme Part 6
Aug 10, 2017 • 17 min
In which Piers invents himself a companion, and Erik rediscovers the oldest rhyming game in his book.
464 Inside Baseball Inside Piers And Erik / Achievments We’ve Accomplished
Aug 9, 2017 • 17 min
In which Piers explains a few recording terms for the laypeople out there, and Erik designs a hip new T-Shirts for every mundane landmark in your life.
463 How To Wriggle Your Way Out Of Anything / Erik Eats A Hovercraft
Aug 8, 2017 • 17 min
In which Erik gets himself out of a sticky situation, and Piers cooks Erik up a delicious home-cooked hovercraft.
462 This Boy’s Got A Sweet Tooth! / Erik Eats A Plane
Aug 7, 2017 • 20 min
In which Erik turns trash into sweet treats for Piers, and Piers turns a single engine cessna into a 7 course meal.
461 Leap Headfirst Into It / The Animal Boys
Aug 4, 2017 • 18 min
In which Piers defends his outdoor sugar stockpile from predators and Erik wonders just how well he’d do in the animal kingdom.