Broses Before Roses a Bachelor podcast

Broses Before Roses a Bachelor podcast

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We recap all things Bachelor, Bachelorette, and Paradise!


Windmill. Twice.
Jul 17 • 47 min
It’s fantasy suites and we’re talking about Luke drowning himself on the moral highground. Also Jed dishes out reality and Tyler abstains. Can the Broses pray over you?
SKAbortion
Jul 10 • 28 min
Scott is hosting bingo and Landon’s mic is kinda messed up this episode BUT it can’t stop us from talking about hometowns!
Shower God
Jul 3 • 38 min
This train keeps rolling to the broken bridge of love and Luke P but hey we’re having fun on the way.
Stay in Your Lane
Jun 27 • 53 min
Lots of Bachelorette to cover and the Broses marvel over the wonder that is the stupidity of Luke P. and Hannah B. Plus all of the traditions of Latvia, naked and otherwise!
Battle of the Lukes
Jun 7 • 33 min
Luke S. and Luke P. square off in rugby and wits. We’ll let you decide who wins. Also we go to the best tourist spot in Rhode Island…Boston!
Pity Bros
May 31 • 36 min
Luke P. is beginning his hulk out phase and Cam is unaware of how he appears to everyone else and the world. All of that, plus labor pains! It’s Broses Before Roses!
Hannah Beast
May 17 • 42 min
Broses Before Roses is back to talk about The Bachelorette and Hannah B’s season! It’s week one, so we’re talking about who made a strong first impression and also Scott who had a girlfriend.
Before Roses - Bafumbled
Jan 22 • 45 min
Pirates! Terry Crews! Roller coasters! This show has everything! We recap this bafumbling episode of The Bachelor.
Before Roses - Toast Master
Jan 16 • 45 min
Hannah gets a little tongue-tied and Demi breaks all of the rules. Broses are here to break it all down, one breakdown at a time.
Before Roses - He’s Leaping Over the Wall
Jan 12 • 59 min
Broses are back! Colton is our bachelor this season and we’re here to talk about the premier and this virgin/maybe-not-virgin! Join us as we recap The Bachelor!
Before Roses - Bye Arnie
Mar 8, 2018 • 44 min
It’s the finale of Arie’s Bachelor and we celebrate him finding love on the first or second try.
Before Roses - Loss for Ross
Feb 27, 2018 • 49 min
The close of Winter Games and the overnight fantasy dates! Arie lays down the law with Krystal and an old flame comes down to Peru.
Before Roses - Lil Smokies
Feb 20, 2018 • 52 min
This week is hometowns BUT ALSO WINTER GAMES!
Before Roses - 24601
Feb 13, 2018 • 41 min
This week we’re back talking about Paris and Italy!
Before Roses - Arie’s Law
Jan 30, 2018 • 56 min
We’re back finally to talk about Arie’s season so far! Bowling! Drama! Florida! Yes, this season has it all and the Broses are ready to talk about it. Glitter.
Before Roses - Stop Saying Scallop Fingers
Sep 1, 2017 • 42 min
Welp, Alexis tried to feed Jack Stone a dead crab. You do not cross…Jack Stone.
Before Roses - KrisDEANa
Aug 25, 2017 • 42 min
We’re back and talking about Paradise!
Before Roses - Peter IS Goofy
Aug 8, 2017 • 42 min
It’s the finale of Rachel’s season of The Bachelorette and the Broses are fired up about it!
Before Roses - We Out Here
Jul 26, 2017 • 47 min
We’re back and talking about hometowns and I guess these are fantasy suites? Plus, Eric makes no sense, Dean gets the short end of life and Peter may be evil. Broses are breaking it down. WE OUT HERE!
Before Roses - Here’s Wyatt!
Jul 11, 2017 • 41 min
It’s a three-fer for the one on ones and we all think we know how this one is going to shake out. Bryan gets a watch and Dean goes to church. Fun!
Before Roses - Booty Roll
Jul 4, 2017 • 51 min
We’re back with a lot to cover this week! Lee and Kenny! Jack Stone! And wikings!
Before Roses - Physde
Jun 21, 2017 • 46 min
We almost lost paradise this week, and the Broses are here to break it down in the most sensitive way possible. Also Mike thinks blimps suck and no one knows who the hell Russell Dickerson is.
Before Roses - Let Me See Your Junk Woo
Jun 6, 2017 • 56 min
This week we say bye bye to the kaboom kid, and are grossed out by bananas and horse cakes. Also folks are talking about Eric and he’s handling it…not…well. It’s Broses time!
Before Roses - Itsa me! DeMario’s Girlfriend
Jun 1, 2017 • 44 min
Oh no! DeMario! it doesn’t matter how many times ago you met her, Rachel isn’t happy about this other ladyfriend. Plus there’s a boring rivalry between two bad contestants and the Kutch shows up.
Before Roses - Lotta Lawyers
May 25, 2017 • 50 min
Broses Before Roses is back and we’re talking Bachelorette! So many lawyers, a certain catchphrase that shall not be named, and this show has waaaay too much Florida.
Before Roses - Goodnight, Sweet Nick
Mar 17, 2017 • 40 min
We made it. Nick found “love” and sure…that’ll last. Listen as the Broses break down the finale, whether they think the happy couple will last past this posting, and the exciting things to come in hashtag BachelorNation.
Before Roses - Definitely Not Traditional
Mar 8, 2017 • 44 min
A winter wonderland! Or at least somewhere that’s easy on the ole production wallet. This week we talk about the (not so) shocking departures and one of us watched the women tell all!
Before Roses - Hometowns for Nick
Feb 23, 2017 • 51 min
From Hoxie to Montreal, join us as we travel to hometowns this week and cringe as Nick sort of kind of asks for blessings from these poor fathers.
Before Roses - Nanny Time
Feb 16, 2017 • 41 min
Nick continues to clean house as we barrel on to hometown dates next week. The Broses are here to ride this dolphin all the way to Bimini Bay.
Before Roses - Bloodbath
Feb 9, 2017 • 32 min
It’s a total bloodbath this week as Nick gets rid of every woman he doesn’t care about. Or he’s just making the way for Corinne. Okay, that’s what he’s doing.
Before Roses - Boo In Paradise
Feb 2, 2017 • 34 min
This week we’re down on the bayou! Nick and the ladies brave some spooky ghosts and Taylor braves the even spookier Corinne. The Broses are back in full force to recap it all for you in their own special way…badly.
Before Roses - That’s So Raven
Jan 25, 2017 • 38 min
Off to Wisconsin! The Broses run down these sorta-kinda hometown dates. And Raven…Raven has seen some things…
Before Roses - Everybody! (yeah)
Jan 19, 2017 • 41 min
This week Backstreet’s back, but really, did they ever leave? Plus love defies gravity, and there’s a bouncy castle. All fun things!
Before Roses - Playa Say What
Jan 12, 2017 • 43 min
Liz spills the beans, but does she pay the right price…for beans…I’m lost in the metaphor. Also Taylor stands up for herself and we love Christen.
Before Roses - Enter Nick (Again)
Jan 7, 2017 • 46 min
Broses are back! And so is Nick! We kick off this season of The Bachelor
Before Roses - Paradise Finale
Sep 8, 2016 • 51 min
It’s the finale of Bachelor in Paradise and the Broses are here to talk about all the boring couples who found gross love.
Before Roses - It’s Nick, Everyone. It’s Nick
Sep 1, 2016 • 53 min
Well the secret’s out and now we know what’s in store for us for the next Bachelor season BUT we’re not ready to leave Paradise just yet…at least not until Ashley forces us out.
Before Roses - Make Out With Your Mind
Aug 26, 2016 • 41 min
The Vizzy shake-up has Paradise rattled, but the Broses are here to stand with Vinsanity! It’s a full crew this week as run down all the twists and turns…okay so it’s still mostly Jared and Ashley.
Before Roses - Somebody’s Cryin’ (It’s Ashley)
Aug 17, 2016 • 44 min
This week it’s Jared who finds himself in hot water when his stalker…er…old flame, Ashley I. shows up in paradise. Plus, what’s up with Carly and Evan? And who goes to Senor Frogs? This and more this week on Broses!
Before Roses - The Carly War
Aug 12, 2016 • 39 min
This week Landon and Jeff disagree about Carly. Scott is Switzerland. Also Josh is…well he’s still Josh as it turns out.
Before Roses - Goodbye JoJo, Hello Paradise
Aug 4, 2016 • 51 min
Broses are back and we’re in Paradise! Or…we’re talking about it. We talk about JoJo’s finale and everything that goes with it, and barrel carefree right down to Mexico to the incredible television that is…Bachelor in Paradise.
Before Roses - Fire And Rain
Jul 13, 2016 • 44 min
It’s a sad week here on Broses as we bid farewell to two of our favorites. Or at least one of our favorites. Guess who. It’s not Alex.
Before Roses - Entitled Alf
Jun 29, 2016 • 41 min
This week we talk about the (not so) shocking exits from some of the guys. Also is Jordan entitled? Will Derek cry? Find out all this and more on this week’s Broses!
Before Roses - Love You Too, Robby
Jun 22, 2016 • 49 min
This week we bid a fond farewell to the best good bad guy, and sure enough the guys do their best to find another villain. Also Mike did a lot of research on Uruguay. Which is weird.
Before Roses - Blueberries And Paper Airplanes
Jun 8, 2016 • 70 min
Is it the Chad meltdown week? It’s the Chad meltdown week!
Before Roses - Chad Don’t Play
Jun 1, 2016 • 56 min
All the Broses are in this week to talk about Jojo’s SF date with whatshisname, James and his amazing songs, and Chad and his amazing meat eating ability.
Before Roses - Jojo’s Chillin
May 25, 2016 • 47 min
The Bachelorette is back and the Broses are here to talk about JoJo’s bizarre adventure! That’s an anime reference so you know we’re qualified!
Before Roses - The Ben Finale
Mar 15, 2016 • 41 min
It’s the finale and the Broses are here to send Ben off by questioning his choice, doubting his relationships and celebrating the dawn of the Age of JoJo.
- The Women And Landon And Jeff Tell All
Mar 9, 2016 • 27 min
It’s the Women Tell All show so of course it makes sense that Jeff and Landon rep the Broses and talk about it.
Before Roses - Jamaican Jerks
Mar 1, 2016 • 45 min
It’s fantasy suite time! Who will Ben take to…ah nevermind, he’ll take all of them.
Before Roses - Hometowns
Feb 24, 2016 • 47 min
This week we see the hometowns of the remaining ladies in such locales as…Portland…and Ohio! Also Jeff falls out of his chair.
Before Roses - Hello Warsaw!
Feb 17, 2016 • 49 min
This week all the Broses are in the same room! We talk about Ben’s triumphant return to his hometown, fast food places that aren’t McDonald’s, and Ben’s party barge.
Before Roses - Olivia Has Fallen
Feb 11, 2016 • 57 min
This week Landon and Jeff are out on assignment, but Scott and Mike are holding down the fort with Kellen. Will Olivia be done this week? I guess you already know if you watched it OR read the title of this episode!
Before Roses - Visit Mexico
Feb 5, 2016 • 45 min
This week we’re in Mexico! Well, we’re not, but everyone else is. We have special guests Kellen and Zach to talk about all the shenanigans. Build a wall!
Before Roses - And Twiiiiinnns
Jan 26, 2016 • 40 min
This week Ben and the girls are in Vegas! Which twin stays home? Does Ben marry Becca on the spot? Does Olivia have a talent? Find out this and more with the Broses.
Before Roses - Ben’s Desert Hot Tub
Jan 19, 2016 • 49 min
This week we’re down a Mike but we soldier on like Jubilee getting on a helicopter.
Ride Again
Jan 13, 2016 • 65 min
All the Broses are back in the same room this week to talk about Ben, Lace, and the many philosophical questions that come from this show we call Bachelor.
The Devil’s Brew
Oct 30, 2015 • 6 min
A cautionary tale. Written and performed by Landon Kirksey. Production by Jay Frosting.
Ginny’s On The Couch
Sep 4, 2015 • 55 min
Fair warning, this thing is off the rails before it even starts.
The Ballad Of Joe And Sam
Aug 27, 2015 • 56 min
This week the saga continues with Joe and Sam. Also Juelia brings back Mikey T. to no fanfare and a prop plane gets used. Twice! Mexico!
In Paradise Week Joe
Aug 18, 2015 • 52 min
Is this Joe’s week to face retribution from everyone else in paradise? Or do people sorta mostly not care. Or is it something in between? We talk about this and all the other coupling taking place on this week’s Bachelor in Paradise.
Holy Crap Joe
Aug 13, 2015 • 57 min
This week is a doozy! Josh is high on molly. And Joe is high on power. GIMME DAT ROSE!
Island Paradise
Aug 4, 2015 • 55 min
Welcome back to paradise with the Broses! Who hooks up? Who tips the bartender? Is Mexico an island? Find out with the Broses!
Bachelorette Finale
Aug 3, 2015 • 49 min
It’s over! And we talk about the lovely couple and what’s to come in paradise!
Men Tell All - Ish
Jul 27, 2015 • 45 min
All of the Broses are back to tell all about the men tell all.
And Friends
Jul 20, 2015 • 50 min
After some time away for reflection Broses returns mostly intact. Kellen and Susan are with us to talk about the last couple of weeks of The Bachelorette as we head for the home stretch.
Week 7
Jul 1, 2015 • 75 min
Things are getting very emotional for many of the men on The Bachelorette and we have a very special guest to talk about it. Also the men are stuck in Ireland for the foreseeable future. Send help.
Week 6
Jun 24, 2015 • 57 min
Women invade the Broses HQ this week with all the Broses GONE save for one. So Landon’s wife Susan and Bachelorette blogger and friend Kellen fill in to talk about San Antonio and Dublin.
Week 5
Jun 19, 2015 • 51 min
Roses are spread out across the country but that doesn’t stop The Bachelorette from airing for some reason. This week we talk about San Antonio, dirty river water, and the Alamo. Quick quick slow.
Week 4
Jun 10, 2015 • 50 min
This week we deal with the Nick V. bombshell. Or don’t deal with it.
Week 3
Jun 3, 2015 • 55 min
This week we talk about Sumos, bromances, and Nakatomi Plaza!
Week 2
May 28, 2015 • 53 min
Week two features “the sweet science” stand up comedy. We talk about that, plus boxing and King Kupah’s hissy fit.
Week 1
May 26, 2015 • 56 min
We start on our epic bachelorette journey.
Bachelorette Preview Show
May 13, 2015 • 48 min
The Bachelorette is coming back and so are the Broses! Join us as we talk about many things that are not The Bachelorette. And then some about the show.