Plumbing the Death Star

Plumbing the Death Star

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Where we ask the important questions in pop culture. Because seriously, who deals with superweapon sanitation and imperial employee agreements? New episode every Monday!
How Would You Exploit a Night at the Museum? (Ft. Ralph America)
Apr 21 • 50 min
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What Could You Bring To Captain Planet’s Planeteers?
Apr 14 • 34 min
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What is the Consequence of Sapient Animals? (Ft. Sonia Di Iorio)
Apr 7 • 38 min
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How Would You Survive Hamlet? (Ft. Dave Warneke)
Mar 31 • 35 min
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Which Fairytale Would You Ruin With Your Own Incompetence? (Ft. Sonia Di Iorio)
Mar 24 • 53 min
Where are joined by good friends Sonia Di Iorio and Cass Paige to ask the hard hitting question like Which Fairytale Would You Ruin With Your Own Incompetence? Sign up to our newsletter here; http://eepurl.com/cM3in9 Join our facebook group here;…
What Does The General Public Know About the Justice League and I Guess Surrounding Events?
Mar 17 • 83 min
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What Would It Be Like To Go Into Your Spider-Verse?
Mar 10 • 54 min
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How Would You Handle Being the 5th Ninja Turtle? (Ft. Ralph America)
Mar 3 • 36 min
Where we are joined by good friend Ralph America to ask the hard hitting question like How Would You Handle Being the 5th Ninja Turtle? Sign up to our newsletter here; http://eepurl.com/cM3in9 Join our facebook group here;…
Should We Eat Pokemon? Feat. Dave Warneke
Feb 24 • 77 min
Where we are joined by good friend Dave Warneke to ask the hard hitting question like Should We Eat Pokemon? Sign up to our newsletter here; http://eepurl.com/cM3in9 Join our facebook group here; https://www.facebook.com/groups/535280830149669/ Check out…
What Would Happen If We Got Bruce Wayne’d?
Feb 17 • 34 min
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Hey Dirtbag! How’re You Gonna Save Valentine’s Day?
Feb 10 • 36 min
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How Would You Improve Hawkeye?
Feb 3 • 43 min
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Which Animal Mash-Up Would Make the Best Movie Monster?
Jan 27 • 37 min
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Which Fake Cop Would Make the Best Real Cop?
Jan 20 • 43 min
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What’s Wrong With Wizards?
Jan 13 • 60 min
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Which Super Hero Could Benefit From a Life Coach?
Jan 6 • 47 min
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Hey Idiot! How You Gonna Save New Year’s Eve?
Dec 30, 2018 • 34 min
Where we ask the hard hitting question like Hey Idiot! How You Gonna Save New Year’s Eve? Sign up to our newsletter here; http://eepurl.com/cM3in9 Join our facebook group here; https://www.facebook.com/groups/535280830149669/ Check out our upcoming lives…
Hey Idiot! How You Gonna Save Christmas?
Dec 23, 2018 • 39 min
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Which Original X-Men Had The Worst Puberty?
Dec 16, 2018 • 61 min
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Who is Waluigi and What Does He Want? (Ft. Andrew Levins)
Dec 9, 2018 • 37 min
Where we are joined by our good friend Andrew Levins to ask the hard hitting question like Who is Waluigi and What Does He Want? Sign up to our newsletter here; http://eepurl.com/cM3in9 Join our facebook group here;…
Which TV Mentor Would Make the Best Dad?
Dec 2, 2018 • 44 min
Where we are joined by our good friend Zoe Bilotta to ask the hard hitting question like Which TV Mentor Would Make the Best Dad? Sign up to our newsletter here; http://eepurl.com/cM3in9 Join our facebook group here;…
Who Gave Baloo a Pilot’s License? (Ft. Andrew Levins)
Nov 25, 2018 • 36 min
Where we are joined by our good friend Andrew Levins to ask the hard hitting question like Who Gave Baloo a Pilots License? Sign up to our newsletter here; http://eepurl.com/cM3in9 Join our facebook group here;…
What is the Ultimate Cereal Mascot?
Nov 18, 2018 • 45 min
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If You Were a Wrestler What Would Your Gimmick Be? (Ft. Dan Schreiber)
Nov 11, 2018 • 47 min
Where we are joined by our good friend Dan Schreiber to ask the hard hitting question like If You Were a Wrestler What Would Your Gimmick Be? Sign up to our newsletter here; http://eepurl.com/cM3in9 Join our facebook group here;…
How Would You Take Down the Rebel Alliance?
Nov 4, 2018 • 56 min
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How Would You Train a Dragon?
Oct 28, 2018 • 44 min
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What are the Implications of Super Smash Bro?
Oct 21, 2018 • 37 min
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What Could You Bring to the Brotherhood of (Evil) Mutants?
Oct 14, 2018 • 50 min
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What Would Be Your Ideal Jurassic Park Style Park?
Oct 7, 2018 • 40 min
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How Did Inceptioning Start?
Sep 30, 2018 • 46 min
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Which Fighting Game Hero or Villain Would Make the Best Housemate (Ft. bigsofttitty.png)
Sep 23, 2018 • 50 min
In which our heroes are joined by bigsofttitty.png to ask the hard hitting question about Which Fighting Game Hero or Villain Would Make the Best Housemate? Join our brand new facebook group here; https://www.facebook.com/groups/535280830149669/ Check out…
The One Where They Get Stranded On A Desert Island
Sep 16, 2018 • 38 min
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Which Disney Happy Ending Isn’t
Sep 9, 2018 • 59 min
In which our heroes ask the hard hitting question; Which Disney Happy Ending Isn’t? Join our brand new facebook group here; https://www.facebook.com/groups/535280830149669/ Check out our upcoming lives shows right here; http://www.sanspantsradio.com/live/…
Which Fictional Teens Would Make the Best Boy Band?
Sep 2, 2018 • 37 min
In which our heroes ask the hard hitting question; Which Fictional Teens Would Make the Best Boy Band? Join our brand new facebook group here; https://www.facebook.com/groups/535280830149669/ Check out our upcoming lives shows right here;…
If You Were a Pokemon Trainer What Type of Pokemon Trainer Would You Be?
Aug 26, 2018 • 46 min
In which our heroes ask the hard hitting question; If You Were a Pokemon Trainer What Type of Pokemon Trainer Would You Be? Join our brand new facebook group here; https://www.facebook.com/groups/535280830149669/ Check out our upcoming lives shows right…
Which Celebrity Chef Would Make the Worst Sandwich?
Aug 19, 2018 • 40 min
In which our heroes ask the hard hitting question; Which Celebrity Chef Would Make the Worst Sandwich? Join our brand new facebook group here; https://www.facebook.com/groups/535280830149669/ Check out our upcoming lives shows right here;…
In What Context, If Any, Would You Eat Green Eggs and Ham?
Aug 12, 2018 • 57 min
In which our heroes ask the hard hitting question; In What Context, If Any, Would You Eat Green Eggs and Ham? Join our brand new facebook group here; https://www.facebook.com/groups/535280830149669/ Check out our upcoming lives shows right here;…
How Would You Compete With Westworld?
Aug 5, 2018 • 41 min
In which our heroes ask the hard hitting question; How Would You Compete With Westworld? Join our brand new facebook group here; https://www.facebook.com/groups/535280830149669/ Check out our upcoming lives shows right here;…
Why Wouldn’t You Travel with the Doctor? (Live!)
Jul 29, 2018 • 65 min
In which our heroes ask the hard hitting question; Why Wouldn’t You Travel with the Doctor? Recorded Live at Cardiff! Join our brand new facebook group here; https://www.facebook.com/groups/535280830149669/ Check out our upcoming lives shows right here;…
Is Superman a Disrespectful Boy?
Jul 22, 2018 • 35 min
In which our heroes ask the hard hitting question; Is Superman a Disrespectful Boy? Join our brand new facebook group here; https://www.facebook.com/groups/535280830149669/ Check out our upcoming lives shows right here; http://www.sanspantsradio.com/live/…
Which Would be the Worst Fictional Spaceship to Travel the Galaxy in?
Jul 15, 2018 • 48 min
In which our heroes ask the hard hitting question; Which Would be the Worst Fictional Spaceship to Travel the Galaxy in? Join our brand new facebook group here; https://www.facebook.com/groups/535280830149669/ Check out our upcoming lives shows right…
How Would Spider-Man Deal With Being in the Middle-Ages?
Jul 8, 2018 • 50 min
In which our heroes ask the hard hitting question; How Would Spider-Man Deal With Being in the Middle-Ages? Join our brand new facebook group here; https://www.facebook.com/groups/535280830149669/ Check out our upcoming lives shows right here;…
What Would Make Better Hands Than Scissor Hands for Edward Scissorhands?
Jul 1, 2018 • 51 min
In which our heroes ask the hard hitting question; What Would Make Better Hands Than Scissor Hands for Edward Scissorhands? Join our brand new facebook group here; https://www.facebook.com/groups/535280830149669/ Check out our upcoming lives shows right…
Which Fictional Teen Would Do Well in the Hunger Games? (Live!)
Jun 24, 2018 • 52 min
In which our heroes ask the hard hitting question; Which Fictional Teen Would Do Well in the Hunger Games? Live from Eureka Hotel Melbourne! Join our brand new facebook group here; https://www.facebook.com/groups/535280830149669/ Check out our upcoming…
Would You Downsize?
Jun 17, 2018 • 47 min
In which our heroes ask the hard hitting question; Would You Downsize? Join our brand new facebook group here; https://www.facebook.com/groups/535280830149669/ Check out our upcoming lives shows right here; http://www.sanspantsradio.com/live/ Want to help…
London Podcast Festival Announcement
Jun 13, 2018 • 0 min
We’re part of the London Podcast Festival this year! Just head to kingsplace.co.uk to grab tickets or just head to sanspantsradio.com/live for links to all the other dates and shows!
Why Doesn’t Anyone Have A problem with Westworld?
Jun 10, 2018 • 56 min
In which our heroes ask the hard hitting question; Why Doesn’t Anyone Have A Problem with Westworld? Join our brand new facebook group here; https://www.facebook.com/groups/535280830149669/ Check out our upcoming lives shows right here;…
Which Superhero is the Most Stressed?
Jun 3, 2018 • 49 min
In which our heroes ask the hard hitting question; Which Superhero is the Most Stressed? Join our brand new facebook group here; https://www.facebook.com/groups/535280830149669/ Check out our upcoming lives shows right here;…
Which Pokemon Would Win Best in Show
May 27, 2018 • 52 min
In which our heroes ask the hard hitting question; Which Pokemon Would Win Best in Show? Join our brand new facebook group here; https://www.facebook.com/groups/535280830149669/ Check out our upcoming lives shows right here;…
Which Fictional Teacher Would Make The Worst Real Life Teacher in Real Life?
May 20, 2018 • 40 min
In which our heroes ask the hard hitting question; Which Fictional Teacher Would Make The Worst Real Life Teacher in Real Life? Join our brand new facebook group here; https://www.facebook.com/groups/535280830149669/ Check out our upcoming lives shows…
What is the Worst Fictional Universe to Live in (Again Again Again)? Live from MICF (Ft. Dave Warneke, Jess Perkins and Michael Shanks)
May 13, 2018 • 59 min
In which our heroes are joined by Dave Warneke, Jess Perkins and Michael Shanks at the MICF to ask the hard hitting question; What is the Worst Fictional Universe to Live in (Again Again Again)? Join our brand new facebook group here;…
How Do Superheroes Get Their Secret Names?
May 6, 2018 • 58 min
In which our heroes are ask the hard hitting question; How Do Superheroes Get Their Secret Names? Join our brand new facebook group here; https://www.facebook.com/groups/535280830149669/ Check out our upcoming lives shows right here;…
Which Superhero is the Worst at Keeping Their Identity Secret?
Apr 29, 2018 • 53 min
In which our heroes are ask the hard hitting question; Which Superhero is the Worst at Keeping Their Identity Secret? Join our brand new facebook group here; https://www.facebook.com/groups/535280830149669/ Check out our upcoming lives shows right here;…
What Did We Think Of Avengers Infinity War (Ft. George Dimarelos)
Apr 25, 2018 • 76 min
In which our heroes are joined by good friend George Dimarelos to ask the hard hitting question; What Did We Think of Avengers Infinity War? Join our brand new facebook group here; https://www.facebook.com/groups/535280830149669/ Check out our upcoming…
Which Fictional Animal Would Make the Best Starter Pokemon that isn’t a Pokemon? (Ft. George Dimeralos)
Apr 22, 2018 • 52 min
In which our heroes are joined by good friend George Dimeralos to ask the hard hitting question; Which Fictional Animal Would Make the Best Starter Pokemon that isn’t a Pokemon? Join our brand new facebook group here;…
What is the Best Fictional Universe to Live in? (Again Again Again?) Live from MICF (Ft. Martin Dunlop, Claire Sullivan and Rhys Nicholson)
Apr 16, 2018 • 57 min
In which our heroes are joined live from the Melbourne International Comedy Fest by Martin Dunlop, Claire Sullivan and Rhys Nicholson to ask the hard hitting question; What is the Best Fictional Universe to Live in? (Again Again Again?) Join our brand new…
Is Wall-E Jesus? (Ft. Nick Capper)
Apr 15, 2018 • 49 min
In which our heroes are joined by Nick Capper to ask the hard hitting question; Is Wall-E Jesus? Join our brand new facebook group here; https://www.facebook.com/groups/535280830149669/ Check out our upcoming lives shows right here;…
What Would Be the Worst Video Game Character to Swap With? (Ft. bigsofttitty.png)
Apr 8, 2018 • 55 min
In which our heroes are joined by Tom Walker and Demi Lardner from Bigsofttitty.png to ask the hard hitting question; What Would Be the Worst Video Game Character to Swap With? Join our brand new facebook group here;…
Which is Definitely the Best Starter Pokemon?
Apr 1, 2018 • 41 min
In which our heroes ask the hard hitting question; Which is Definitely the Best Starter Pokemon? Join our brand new facebook group here; https://www.facebook.com/groups/535280830149669/ Check out our upcoming lives shows right here;…
What If Spider-Man Had Stayed a Wrestler?
Mar 25, 2018 • 47 min
In which our heroes ask the hard hitting question; What If Spider-Man Had Stayed a Wrestler? Join our brand new facebook group here; https://www.facebook.com/groups/535280830149669/ Check out our upcoming lives shows right here;…
Where is the Soul Stone?
Mar 18, 2018 • 55 min
In which our heroes ask the hard hitting question; Where is the Soul Stone? Join our brand new facebook group here; https://www.facebook.com/groups/535280830149669/ Check out our upcoming lives shows right here; http://www.sanspantsradio.com/live/ Want to…
How Would You Make a Better Matrix? (Ft. Andy Matthews)
Mar 11, 2018 • 48 min
In which our heroes are joined by our good friend Andy Matthews from Two in the Think Tank to ask the hard hitting question; how would you make a better Matrix? Check out Andy and Alasdair’s MICF show right here;…
Which Sidekick Should Probably Have Their Own Sidekick? Live! (Ft. Funhaus)
Mar 4, 2018 • 57 min
In which our heroes are joined by our good friends from Funhaus to ask the hard hitting question; which sidekick should probably have their own sidekick? Recorded live from Sydney Join our brand new facebook group here;…
Which Superhero Could Make the Best 80s Instructional Video (Workout)? (Ft. Tyler Marchant)
Feb 25, 2018 • 58 min
In which our heroes are joined by good friend Tyler Marchant from FutureHorsePod.com to ask the hard hitting question; which superhero could make the best 80s instructional video (Workout)? Join our brand new facebook group here;…
Which Alien Invasion Would Be The Worst… For the Alien? LIVE! (Ft. Damien Power)
Feb 18, 2018 • 48 min
In which our heroes are joined by good friend Damien Power to ask the hard hitting question; Which alien invasion would be the worst… for the alien? Join our brand new facebook group here; https://www.facebook.com/groups/535280830149669/ Check out our…
Hey. Would You Prefer Jessie’s Girl or Stacy’s Mum?
Feb 11, 2018 • 68 min
In which our heroes ask the hard hitting question; hey. Would you prefer Jessie’s Girl or Stacey’s Mum? Join our brand new facebook group here; https://www.facebook.com/groups/535280830149669/ Check out our upcoming lives shows right here;…
Which Fictional Character Doesn’t Have a Dog but Should Definitely Have a Dog? (Ft. Alasdair Tremblay-Birchall)
Feb 4, 2018 • 42 min
In which our heroes are joined by Alasdair Tremblay-Birchall to ask the hard hitting question; which fictional character doesn’t have a dog but should definitely have a dog? Join our brand new facebook group here;…
Which Fictional Character Would Make the Best Master Splinter? (Ft. Ralph Attanasia)
Jan 28, 2018 • 68 min
In which our heroes are joined by Ralph Attanasia to ask the hard hitting question; Which Fictional Character Would Make the Best Master Splinter? Join our brand new facebook group here; https://www.facebook.com/groups/535280830149669/ Check out our…
Which Villain Could You Conceivably Take in a Fight? (Ft. George Dimeralos)
Jan 21, 2018 • 57 min
In which our heroes are joined by George Dimeralos to ask the hard hitting question; which villain could you conceivably take in a fight?? Join our brand new facebook group here; https://www.facebook.com/groups/535280830149669/ Check out our upcoming…
What if Professor X Ran Hogwarts? (Live!)
Jan 14, 2018 • 62 min
In which our heroes are joined by Adam live from London to ask the hard hitting question; what if Professor X ran Hogwarts? Join our brand new facebook group here; https://www.facebook.com/groups/535280830149669/ Check out our upcoming lives shows right…
How Would You Hide the One Ring? (Ft. Alasdair Tremblay-Birchall)
Jan 7, 2018 • 48 min
In which our heroes are joined by Alasdair Tremblay-Birchall from Two in the Think Tank to ask the hard hitting question; how would you hide the One Ring? Join our brand new facebook group here; https://www.facebook.com/groups/535280830149669/ Check out…
How Would You Survive Ragnarok? (Ft. Brian James)
Dec 31, 2017 • 39 min
In which our heroes are joined by Brian James, author of Mjolnir, to ask the hard hitting question; how would you survive Ragnarok? You can grab Brian’s book wherever good books are found, or right here;…
Which is the Worst Fictional Santa?
Dec 24, 2017 • 52 min
In which our heroes ask the hard hitting question; which is the worst fictional Santa? Join our brand new facebook group here; https://www.facebook.com/groups/535280830149669/ Check out our upcoming lives shows right here;…
Robots, F**kable? (Ft. Ellen Waddell)
Dec 17, 2017 • 51 min
In which our heroes are joined by Ellen Waddell to ask the hard hitting question; robots, fuckable? Join our brand new facebook group here; https://www.facebook.com/groups/535280830149669/ Check out our upcoming lives shows right here;…
What Did We Think of The Latest Jedi?
Dec 14, 2017 • 121 min
In which our heroes had some thoughts on that new Star War. Join our brand new facebook group here; https://www.facebook.com/groups/535280830149669/ Check out our upcoming lives shows right here; http://www.sanspantsradio.com/live/ Want to help support…
Who Thought the Sentinel Program Was Such a Good Idea?
Dec 10, 2017 • 71 min
In which our heroes decide to rid the world of mutants, build gigantic machines, and realize their terrible mistake as we ask who thoughts the Sentinel Program was such a good idea? Join our brand new facebook group here;…
Which Superhero Would be the Worst to Ward For? (Ft. George Dimeralos)
Dec 3, 2017 • 46 min
In which our heroes have no powers, enter the scary world of sidekicks, and find themselves in a lot of danger very quickly as we’re joined by our good friend George Dimarelos and ask which hero would be the worst to ward for? Join our brand new facebook…
What Would it Feasible Take for You to Betray Humanity and Side with the Apes?
Nov 26, 2017 • 36 min
In which our heroes survive an epidemic, find themselves in the middle of a war, struggle to choose a side, as we ask what would it feasibly take for you to betray humanity and turn to the apes? Join our brand new facebook group here;…
What Did We Think of Justice League?
Nov 20, 2017 • 80 min
It’s back. #letmedie! In which our heroes review a piece of garbage. Want to help support the show? Sanspants+: sanspantsplus.com Podkeep: sanspantsradio.podkeep.com USB Tapes: audiobooksontape.com Merch: teepublic.com/stores/sanspantsradio Want to get in…
How Would You Lose a Guy in 10 Days?
Nov 19, 2017 • 54 min
In which our heroes work for a magazine, find themselves in need of a good article, and so decide to ruin a man’s life as we ask how would you lose a guy in 10 days? Check out our upcoming lives shows right here; http://www.sanspantsradio.com/live/ Want…
What is a Jumanji? + Joels in the City Pilot
Nov 12, 2017 • 126 min
In which our heroes follow the drumming, find an old board game, and suddenly get sucked into a jungle hell as we wonder what is a Jumanji? Remember to tweet in with your Joels in the City response either #SexyBoyzYes or #SexyBoyzNo Check out our upcoming…
How Would You Take Down The Spider Menace?
Nov 5, 2017 • 34 min
In which our heroes destroy the web-head, wreck the web-slinger, and annihilate the webbed-wonder as we ask how would you take down the Spider Menace? Check out our upcoming lives shows right here; http://www.sanspantsradio.com/live/ Want to help support…
Are Mummies Scary?
Oct 29, 2017 • 43 min
In which our heroes explore an old pyramid, disturb an old sarcophagus, and are attacked by a bandaged ghoul as we ask are mummies scary? Check out our upcoming lives shows right here; http://www.sanspantsradio.com/live/ Want to help support the show?…
What Did InGen Do Before Jurassic Park? (Ft. Benny Davis)
Oct 22, 2017 • 56 min
In which our heroes create a genetics company, purchase an island, and then clone dinosaurs seemingly out of nowhere as we ask what did InGen do before Jurassic Park with our good friend Benny Davis from the Dragon Friends podcast! Check out our upcoming…
How Liable is Willy Wonka? Live! (Ft. George Dimeralos)
Oct 17, 2017 • 60 min
In which our heroes receive a golden ticket, visit a chocolate factory, and then witness countless OH&S issues as we wonder Is Willy Wonka liable? You can watch this episode and see our handsome faces here; https://youtu.be/fV0tphswFvM Check out our…
Do Transformers Get Tired?
Oct 8, 2017 • 42 min
In which our heroes transform from a robot into a car, from a car into a tiger, and from a tiger back into a robot as we ask do Transformers get tired? Check out our upcoming lives shows and purchase your tickets for our UK tour right here;…
Joel Duscher Agent of Shield 2
Oct 1, 2017 • 46 min
In which our heroes return to their roots, put Joel Duscher on the spot, and once again irrevocably damage the Marvel Universe as we experience: Joel Duscher Agent of Shield 2. Check out our upcoming lives shows and purchase your tickets for UK tour right…
Which Fictional Universe Features the Best Uber Alternative?
Sep 24, 2017 • 39 min
In which our heroes have places to be, people to see and want to contribute to taxis failing as they ask which fictional Universe features the best Uber alternative? Check out our upcoming lives shows and purchase your tickets for UK tour right here;…
If You Could Pick a Fictional Team to Play a (Fictional) Sport Which One? (Feat. Matt Stewart)
Sep 17, 2017 • 54 min
In which our heroes keep their eye on the ball, shoot for the basket, and aim for the goal as they ask if you could pick a fictional team to play a (fictional) sport who would you pick? With special guest Matt Stewart from Do Go on! Check out our upcoming…
If You Could Give a Super Power to an Animal What Would They Be? (Feat. Matt Stewart)
Sep 10, 2017 • 63 min
In which our heroes collect a bunch of animals, give them superpowers, and then sit back and watch what happens as we ask if you could give a super power to an animal what would they be with special guest Matt Stewart from Do Go on! Check out our upcoming…
Which Would Be The Best Radioactive Animal To Be Bitten By?
Sep 3, 2017 • 49 min
In which our heroes break into Oscorp, let a bunch of animals loose and try to pet them all as we ask which would be the best radioactive animal to be bitten by? Check out our upcoming lives shows and purchase your tickets for our Melb Fringe Shows or UK…
What Would Life Be Like on the Island of Sodor?
Aug 27, 2017 • 48 min
In which our heroes build a train, give it a face, and then accidentally bring the whole thing to life as we ask What would life be like on the Island of Sodor.? Check out our upcoming lives shows and purchase your tickets for our Melb Fringe Shows or UK…
Is Odin a Bad Dad?
Aug 20, 2017 • 41 min
In which our heroes hire someone to build a wall, become worried when he’s nearly finished, so decide to make love to his horse as we ask is Odin a good father? Check out our upcoming lives shows and purchase your tickets for our Melb Fringe Shows or UK…
What Kind of Job is Journalism for a Superman?
Aug 13, 2017 • 48 min
In which our heroes get a job at the Daily Planet, work hard long hours, struggle for promotion and wonder why Clark Kent still has a job as we ask: what kind of job is journalism for a Superman? Check out our upcoming lives shows and purchase your…
How Would You Use a Death Note Book? (Feat. Adam)
Aug 6, 2017 • 43 min
In which our heroes find a magic book, summon the god of death, and commit righteous untraceable murder as we ask how we would use a death note book? Want to help fundraise in aid of PSC Support? Just head over to sanspantsradio.podkeep.com and give what…
Is the Magic School Bus an Effective Teaching Method? (Feat. Handsome Tom)
Jul 30, 2017 • 46 min
In which our heroes enroll in school, sign up for a field trip, and find themselves on a hellride through the human body as we ask is the magic schoolbus an effective teaching method? Want to help fundraise in aid of PSC Support? Just head over to…
Which Nintendo Character Would Make The Best Hero of Gotham? (LIVE)
Jul 23, 2017 • 51 min
In which our heroes lose their parents to a mugger in crime alley, eat a 1up mushroom for an extra life, and become a symbol of fear as we ask which nintendo character would make the best hero of Gotham? Want to help fundraise in aid of PSC Support? Just…
How Would We Kill The Marvel Universe?
Jul 16, 2017 • 46 min
In which our heroes unsheath their knives, unholster their guns, and go after an entire universe as we ask how would we kill the Marvel Universe? Want to help fundraise in aid of PSC Support? Just head over to sanspantsradio.podkeep.com and give what you…
Monsters Inc/U what?! (Feat. Handsome Tom)
Jul 9, 2017 • 74 min
In which our heroes enroll in scaring college, yell at a mechanical child, and join a workforce that exploits children as we ask Monsters U What?! Check out our upcoming lives shows and purchase your tickets for our UK tour right here;…
Which is the Worst Fictional Universe to Live in Live from the Sydney Comedy Fest (Feat. Gabriel Bergmoser, Zoe Bilotta, Yianni Agisilaou, Feisty Cuffs and Alexei Toliopoulos)
Jul 2, 2017 • 95 min
In which our heroes gather their friends, take to the stage, and once again journey across the multiverse as we ask what is the worst fictional universe to live in. Check out our upcoming lives shows and purchase your tickets for our UK tour right here;…
Which Would be the Best Fictional Universe to Live in Live from the Sydney Comedy Fest (Feat. Gabriel Bergmoser, Zoe Bilotta, Dean Rankine, Ben Ellwood and Benny Davis)
Jun 25, 2017 • 100 min
In which our heroes gather their friends, take to the stage, and once again journey across the multiverse as we ask what is the best fictional universe to live in. Check out our upcoming lives shows and purchase your tickets for our UK tour right here;…
Why Don’t Superheroes Have Henchmen?
Jun 18, 2017 • 52 min
In which our heroes mess with tradition, change what it means to be a superhero, and accidentally make a police state as we ask why don’t superheroes have henchmen?
What if Hagrid was 5 Years Too Late?
Jun 11, 2017 • 43 min
In which our heroes need to save Harry Potter, tell ‘im he’s a wizard, and tell ‘im how to win the triwizard cup but fuck up and are five years too late as we ask what if Hagrid fucked up and was five years too late? Check out our upcoming lives shows and…
What Would Be the Ultimate Crime Causing Power?
Jun 4, 2017 • 46 min
In which our heroes revel in evil, curse all do-gooders, and once again experience an existential crisis as we ask what is the ultimate crime causing superpower? Check out our upcoming lives shows and purchase your tickets for our UK tour right here;…
How Would You Steal Ash’s Pikachu?
May 28, 2017 • 38 min
In which our heroes wear matching outfits, work for the mob, and spend their time shadowing Ash Ketchum as we ask how would you catch Ash’s pikachu? Check out our upcoming lives shows and purchase your tickets for our UK tour right here;…
Which Fictional Doctor Would Make the Best GP? (LIVE)
May 21, 2017 • 52 min
In which our heroes become sick, decide to seek medical attention, and get treated by someone without their medical license as we ask which fictional doctor would make the best GP? Check out our upcoming lives shows and purchase your tickets for our UK…
What Could You Bring to the Fantastic Four? + BONUS
May 14, 2017 • 65 min
In which our heroes answer a job on Gumtree, arrive at the Baxter Building and do their best to impress as we ask what could you bring to the Fantastic 4? Check out our upcoming lives shows and purchase your tickets for our UK tour right here;…
How Corrupt is the Zootopia Police Force? (Feat. George Dimarelos)
May 7, 2017 • 46 min
In which our heroes are a bunny, find themselves working as a cop in the big city, and immediately get involved in organized crime as we ask just how corrupt is the Zootopia police force? Check out our upcoming lives shows and purchase your tickets for…
Is Shrinking Your Own Children a Crime?
Apr 30, 2017 • 39 min
In which our heroes leave their lab unattended, let their children shrink themselves, and then try to figure out of if they need a lawyer as we ask is shrinking your own children a crime? Check out our upcoming lives shows and purchase your tickets for…
Which Batman Villain Would Be the Best To Hench For?
Apr 23, 2017 • 43 min
In which our heroes look for work in Gotham City, realise crime is their only option, and compare and contrast the available baddies as we ask which Batman villain would be the best to hench for? Check out our upcoming lives shows and purchase your…
Which Fantasy Creature Would Make the Best Pet? (Feat. Adam)
Apr 16, 2017 • 48 min
In which our heroes go to the fantasy equivelent of a rescue shelter, pick out a new companion and ask the clerk if there’s any special dietry requirements as we try and work out which fantasy creature would make the best pet? Check out our upcoming lives…
Would It Really Be Nice if the World Was Cadbury?
Apr 9, 2017 • 31 min
In which our heroes become chocolate, try their best to survive, and then change the world in a fundamental way as they ask if it would really be nice if the world was Cadbury? Check out our upcoming lives shows and purchase your tickets for the Sydney…
Why is Everyone Ok with Jake Sully Fornicating with Animals?
Apr 2, 2017 • 41 min
In which our heroes lose the ability to walk, get their consciousness placed into a giant cat person and hoünk our way into your hearts as we ask why is everyone ok with Jake Sully fornicating with animals? Check out our upcoming lives shows and purchase…
How Effective is the Suicide Squad? (Feat. George Dimarelos)
Mar 26, 2017 • 53 min
In which our heroes ask what if Superman had decided to fly down, rip off the roof of the White House and grab the President of the United States right out of the Oval Office, decide the best course of action is to put together a team of basically…
What Would Your Ultimate Crime Fighting Super Power Be?
Mar 19, 2017 • 41 min
In which our heroes have an existential crisis, control bacteria and just give up as they discuss what the ultimate crime fighting power would be. Want to come see Movie Maintenance and Plumbing the Death Star Live? Just head here…
Why Do We Think Dominic Toretto Has Betrayed La Familia?
Mar 12, 2017 • 49 min
In which our heroes take the wheels of a very fast car, get furious as none of us know how to drive stick and just leave it all up to fate as we ask which why do we think Dominic Toretto has betrayed La Familia? Want to come see Movie Maintenance and…
Which Disney Princess Would Make the Best Step-Dad? Live! (Feat. Adam)
Mar 5, 2017 • 55 min
In which our heroes’ mum has started dating again, decided that cartoon royalty is the best way forward so is making her may through the Disney Kingdoms as we ask which Disney Princess would make the best Step-Dad? Want to come see Movie Maintenance and…
Which Apocalypse is the Most Survivable Apocalypse? Live! (Feat. Adam)
Feb 26, 2017 • 45 min
In which our heroes fall out, delivery goods to war boys, become Wasteland gigalos and eat your mates as we ask which Apocalypse is the most survivable Apocalypse? Want to come see Movie Maintenance and Plumbing the Death Star Live? Just head here…
How Effective is the Prime Directive? (Feat. Adam & Shanks)
Feb 19, 2017 • 57 min
In which our heroes write in their captain’s log, get Scotty to beam them up and try and live long and prosper as they ask just how effective is the Prime Directive? Want to help support the show? Patreon: patreon.com/sanspantsradio Podkeep:…
What are the Consequences of Mario Living in New York City? (Feat. Michael Jones)
Feb 12, 2017 • 39 min
In which our heroes are joined by Achievement Hunter’s Michael Jones, take the stage at RTX Sydney, watch the trailer for Mario Odyssey and ask what are the consequences of Mario living in New York City. You can watch this panel here:…
Why Does Your Snoke Theory Suck? (Feat. Steele Saunders)
Feb 5, 2017 • 74 min
In which our heroes get out the red pen, start circling screenshots and comparing them to other screenshots while wondering why your Snoke theory sucks. You can find all things Steele Wars at steelewars.com or Steele’s other podcast I Love Green Guide…
Would You Prefer to be Suddenly 30 or 17’d again? (Feat. Zammit)
Jan 29, 2017 • 38 min
In which our heroes try being 30 for a bit, try being 17 for a bit and then try time traveling for a bit while asking “Would you prefer to be Suddenly 30 or 17 Again’d?” Adam is surprised by the topic, Jackson compares being disappointed with your…
What Would You Do in Westworld? (Feat. Adam)
Jan 22, 2017 • 44 min
In which our heroes take the train into Sweetwater, drink copious amounts of whiskey, and expand their horizons as we ask what would you do in Westworld. Adam decides he’d be a monster and a hero, Jackson knows he’d get suckered in and die in the desert,…
How Many Crimes Does the Agent Cody Banks Program Commit? (Feat. The Weekly Muniz)
Jan 15, 2017 • 50 min
In which our heroes apply to be child spies via a comic book, go to a summer school that’s actually a CIA base and tell their parents nothing while asking just how many crimes does the Agent Cody Banks Program commit? Jackson is worried about the parents,…
How Dare Wizards?! (Feat. Adam & Shanks)
Jan 8, 2017 • 65 min
In which our heroes witness a lot of fantastic beasts, find out where to find them and then rudely get their mind wiped of the whole event while asking “How Dare Wizards?!” Jackson agrees with the Second Salemers (no surprises there), Zammit has no faith…
How Does the After Life Work in Pirates of the Caribbean? (Feat. Michael Williams and Adam)
Jan 1, 2017 • 24 min
In which our heroes receive the black spot, steal cursed aztec gold, and become king to a tribe of cannibals as we ask how does the afterlife work in the Pirates of the Caribbean universe? We try to seperate the heavens, wonder how zombies fit into it,…
If You Were a James Bond Villain What Would Your Scheme Be? (Feat. Michael Williams)
Dec 25, 2016 • 35 min
In which our heroes buy a fluffy white cat, sit menacingly in a chair, and try to cause irreparable damage to the world when we ask: if you were a bond villain, what would your scheme be? We discuss the function of Q, wonder why M is called M, and try to…
Which Fictional Character Would Make a Better Santa Claus? (Feat. Adam)
Dec 18, 2016 • 54 min
In which our heroes are recovering from a big Christmas party where they drank too much eggnog and brandy, realised they forgot to do a write up and so are just gonna cobble something together at the last minute as we ask which fictional character would…
What Did We Think of Rogue 1: A Star War Story?
Dec 14, 2016 • 89 min
In which we talk about Rogue 1 instead of being in bed asleep.
What Do We Think Is Going To Happen In Rogue 1?
Dec 13, 2016 • 50 min
In which our heroes talk about their expectations about soon-to-be-released Star War film about people of ill-dispute and numerical values. We talk about trailers, the problems with franchise films and what they could do that would make us hate it. Zammit…
Which Comic Book Hero Would Make the Best Horror Movie Villain? LIVE
Dec 11, 2016 • 60 min
In which our heroes step up on stage, examine the villains of comic book fame, and then test them out for villainy as we ask which comic book hero would make a good horror movie villain? We talk the cuteness of maggots, give our house to Krypto the…
If You Could Exploit a Trope from Television for Financial Gain or Personal Benefit Which One Would You Pick and How Would You Do So? (Feat. Michael Williams and Adam)
Dec 4, 2016 • 29 min
In which our heroes enter the world of television, decide they need to make a quick buck, and then get hoisted by their own petard as we ask if you could exploit a trope from television for financial gain or personal benefit what would it be? We talk the…
How Would You Survive in Skyrim if You Weren’t the Main Character? (Feat. Adam)
Nov 27, 2016 • 57 min
In which our heroes stop eating souls, give the finger to the Greybeards, and become an NPC as we ask the important questions like how would you survive in Skyrim as not the main character. We talk about the invulnerability of beggars, take refuge in a…
How Would You Survive in Skyrim? (Feat. Adam)
Nov 20, 2016 • 41 min
In which our heroes embrace their draconic heritage, kill a dragon with a great axe, and then drink to absorb its delicious soul as we ask how would you survive Skyrim? We try to avoid our heroic destiny, put all our skill points into sneak and archery,…
What Did We Think of Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them? (feat. Adam and Ryder)
Nov 16, 2016 • 71 min
In which our heroes really do not want to stay up later than they absolutely have to so they’re doing all this as fast as they can. Jackson has issues with the ending, Joel will have to do all the editing, Adam downs half a bottle of schnapps and Ryder…
What Do We Think Is Going To Happen In Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them? (Feat. Adam)
Nov 16, 2016 • 53 min
In which our heroes wonder what is going to happen in Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them? We usually write longer ones but we’re running late for our movie. LOOTCRATE! Shit. Gotta spruik that! lootcrate.com/letmedie. Perfect. Got it one! And as…
If Australia Had a Wizarding School How Would it Function? (Feat. Adam)
Nov 13, 2016 • 67 min
In which our heroes grab a wand, throw on a cloak and head into their own backyard as they ask if Australia were to have a Wizarding School, how would it function? Join the two Plumbing boys who aren’t Duscher and special guest Adam as they explore how…
Which Fictional Universe Has the Worst Moral Message? (Feat. Follow)
Nov 6, 2016 • 43 min
In which our heroes consume all of pop culture, sit alone in their rooms and then use this knowledge to make real life decisions while asking Which Fictional Universe Has the Worst Moral Message? Join the Plumbing boys as they battle through constant…
Cars What?!
Oct 30, 2016 • 47 min
In which our heroes rev their engines, lick their lips, and melt their brains in confusion and fear as we ask Cars! What? We try to explain cars as bugs, attempt to explain the Car Pope, and try to comprehend the logistics of hollowing out a plane. Zammit…
Which Fictional Universe Offers the Worst Education? LIVE from Sydney!
Oct 23, 2016 • 43 min
In which our heroes drove for 9 hours, checked into an Air B&B from hell and did a live show in Sydney while asking which fictional Universe Has the worst education system? It’s a wild ride where the boys discuss the logistics of an education solely by…
What Do the Public Know About the Avengers Initiative? (Feat. Mr SundayMovies)
Oct 16, 2016 • 38 min
In which our heroes look out their windows, see a whole lot of super heroics occurring, but struggle to make out terribly much as we ask what does the general public know about the Avengers? We confuse Thor with a Buff Nan, spend most of the time hiding…
If You Were a Superman Villain What Would Your Gimmick Be? (Feat. Mr SundayMovies)
Oct 9, 2016 • 41 min
In which our heroes pick up a comic, flick through the pages and decide to give this Superman fella the business while asking if we were a Superman villain, what would our gimmick be? Straight off the bat we discuss evil wizards, the keys to hassling…
Which One of the Plumbing Boys Would Best Be Consumed by the Symbiote?
Oct 2, 2016 • 40 min
In which our heroes fuse with an alien, become a goo monster, and give Spiderman the business as we ask which Plumbing Boy would make the best symbiote? We wonder why Spiderman doesn’t just carry a bell with him at all times, try to figure out which…
How Hard is it to Grow up in the Pokémon Universe? (Feat. Mr Sunday Movies)
Sep 25, 2016 • 45 min
In which our heroes turn ten, get a magic animal from a professor, and leave home forever as they ask how do people grow up in the Pokémon world? We discuss gym economy, shake our heads at islands only available by swimming, and catch god. Jackson’s…
How Would You Survive in a Fantasy World? (Feat. Adam)
Sep 18, 2016 • 55 min
In which our heroes x, y and z as they try to get by in a fantasy world. We estimate how many adventurers there are in the world, leave the township of Thrupence to found the town of Fourpence and make a chaotic neutral rogue our sheriff. Jackson tries to…
What Alignment is a Baby? (Feat. Adam)
Sep 11, 2016 • 49 min
In which our heroes try and figure out right from wrong, try to understand the difference between lawful and chaotic and if some things can be born evil while wondering what alignment is a baby. We look at dragons being jerks from birth, see what can…
How Does a Centaur Work? (Feat. Adam)
Sep 4, 2016 • 43 min
In which our heroes attempt true beauty, combine man with horse and gallop off into the sunset as we ask how can a centaur possibly work. We solve the question two minutes in, get disgusted about horse/centaur births and create an ‘us versus them’…
How Entertaining Would the Hunger Games be to Watch?
Aug 28, 2016 • 43 min
In which our heroes get chosen as tributes, enter the games, and then start a revolution as we ask would the Hunger Games be entertaining? We discuss other forms of entertainment in the Capitol, laugh at Peeta’s rock throwing abilities, and do the Katniss…
How Would You Use the Suicide Squad? (Feat. Mr Sunday Movies)
Aug 21, 2016 • 39 min
In which our heroes worry about an evil superman, gather the worst of the worst, and get them to do our dirty work as we ask: what would you do with the Suicide Squad. We calculate Harley’s age, describe South American geography, and talk some shit about…
How Would You Survive A Groundhog Day?
Aug 14, 2016 • 39 min
In which our heroes are a rude journalist, go to a small snowy town, and piss off a magic groundhog as we ask the question how would you survive a Groundhog Day. We discuss the different ways to eat a nan, wonder why Bill Murray didn’t become an inhuman…
Why Does the Toothfairy Collect Teeth?
Aug 7, 2016 • 38 min
In which our heroes present bloody molars to their parents, get a good night of sleep and awake to gold coins while questioning why the Tooth Fairy collects teeth. Join us as we encounter humanity’s magical foes, politely ask them not to kill our kids and…
What Did We Think of Suicide Squad?
Aug 3, 2016 • 81 min
In which our heroes are tired and want to go to bed.
What Do We Think Is Going To Happen In Suicide Squad?
Aug 3, 2016 • 61 min
In which our heroes commit some crimes, go to jail, but then get turned into anti-heroes a bit as we ask what do we think will happen in suicide squad? We discuss Jared Leto’s sex crimes, talk a lot of shit about BvS, and bet steak dinners. Zammit…
Why Does Donkey Kong Wear a Tie?
Jul 31, 2016 • 33 min
In which our heroes get ready for a formal occasion, learn how to do a windsor knot and completely forget to put on pants as we head out the door, all the while wondering why Donkey Kong wears a tie. We look at the attire of all the Kong Klan, discover…
How Did P!nk’s House Get So Full of Evil Clowns?
Jul 24, 2016 • 21 min
In which our heroes are haunted by past decisions, live through nightmares and attempt to solve our hellish lives with arson while asking how did P!nk’s house get so full of evil clowns? Join your favourite pop music fans as they attempt to understand a…
What is Your Ideal Fallout Vault? (Feat. Adam)
Jul 17, 2016 • 75 min
In which our heroes play the roles of Vault-Tec employees, working on contract for the military. We run for cover as the bombs fall around us, seal the vault doors behind us and figure out who we want as our Overseer. Jackson creates the council of…
What Would be the Worst Fallout Vault to Live In? (Feat. Adam)
Jul 10, 2016 • 35 min
In which our heroes decide which vault from the Fallout Universe they’d least like to live in. We deal with a radroach infestation, find a new chip for the water purifier and defend our vault from raiders. Jackson doesn’t want to be a plant-man, Zammit…
How Do You Train a James Bond?
Jul 3, 2016 • 29 min
In which our heroes order a shaken alcoholic beverage, get seduced by a femme fatale and get in a sweet car chase as we try to work out how we’d go about training a James Bond. We start by MI 6 giving us a baby, get too attached to the kid and hire a…
Which One of the Plumbing Boys Would Make a Better Lord Voldemort and Why is it Obviously Jackson B. Baly?
Jun 26, 2016 • 36 min
In which our heroes die at the hands of a child, spend some time as a ghost, and then attempt to kill that same child as we ask which of the Plumbing Boys would make the best Voldemort and why is it obviously Jackson B. Baly? We wonder what happened to…
Which One of the Plumbing Boys Would Make a Better Dumbledore and Why is it Joel Zammit?
Jun 19, 2016 • 51 min
In which our heroes get a prestigious teaching position, find out about a terrible prophecy, and mark a child for death as we wonder which Plumbing Boy would make the best Dumbledore and why is it Joel Zammit? We discuss the difficulty of slaughtering…
Which One of the Plumbing Boys Would Make a Better Boy Who Lived and Why is it Joel Duscher?
Jun 12, 2016 • 71 min
In which our heroes get born, survive an attack from He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named and wish our parents weren’t dead while asking which one of us would make a better Boy Who Lived and why is it Joel Duscher? It’s an emotional journey as we recruit an entire…
Is Harry Potter a Good Wizard? (Feat. Sophie Kneebone)
Jun 5, 2016 • 66 min
In which our heroes get attacked by the dark lord, have our mum jump in the way, and survive with only a scar as we ask is Harry Potter a bad wizard? We throw Harry Potter in a canal, wonder how useful troll knowledge actually is, and try to rationalise…
Why are Wizards So Ignorant?
May 29, 2016 • 54 min
In which our heroes notice that Harry Potter remains very popular, remember that they’ve spoken about it previously and cynically decide to do so again by asking why Wizards are so ignorant about the Muggle world. It’s a Plumbing the Death Eaters revival…
If You Were a Spider-Man Villain What Would Your Gimmick Be? + Dinosaur Park #2 Subway, Steaks and Argentinian Children
May 22, 2016 • 70 min
In which our heroes become prominent scientists, take a job at one of the various A.N.I.M.A.L. research projects and get inevitably turned into science powered super villains because of Spider-Man’s (maybe??) meddling. We look at the requirements of being…
What Did We Think of X-Men: Apocalypse (Feat. Alli and Edgoose)
May 19, 2016 • 64 min
In which our heroes worship false gods, wear a lot of leather and hide their powers as they tell you what they thought of X-men: Apocalypse. We investigate if movie trilogies existed before the eighties, rock out to Metallica and wonder why people don’t…
What Do We Think Will Happen in X-Men: Apocalypse (Feat. Alli)
May 18, 2016 • 54 min
In which our heroes choose sides, create storms and read minds as they discuss what we expect from X-Men Apocalypse. We talk about the who will turn, who of the four horseman will get to talk and who is related to who. Zammit still wants to die, Duscher…
Are Muppets Second Class Citizens?
May 15, 2016 • 39 min
In which our heroes play the music, light the lights, and meet the muppets on the muppet show tonight as they discuss whether or not Muppets are second-class citizens. We talk about the world of entertainment, ask some hard hitting questions about…
How Did the Mystery Inc Gang Keep Themselves Afloat Financially? (Feat. Michael Williams)
May 8, 2016 • 30 min
In which our heroes hop into the mystery machine, hoe down on some Scooby Snacks, and explore an abandoned theme park as they discuss how the Mystery Inc. gang keep themselves afloat financially. We talk about how Daphne is one of the social elite, get…
What Happened to the Mushroom Kingdom?
May 1, 2016 • 32 min
In which our heroes delve into the world of Goombas, Princess Peaches and Koopa Troopers as we wonder what happened to the Mushroom Kingdom? We look at the concerning lack of humans left in the Mushroom Kingdom, work out if Mario is a knight or just a…
What Did We Think of Captain America: Civil War? (Feat. Tessa Stickland)
Apr 28, 2016 • 80 min
In which our heroes exit the cinema, get home at four am, and then wake up the next day to blearily record as they ask what did we think of Captain America: Civil War. We figure out if we got anything right, won’t stop calling Black Panther Wakanda, and…
What Do We Think Will Happen in Captain America: Civil War?
Apr 27, 2016 • 56 min
In which our heroes meet up with their old mate, have some ideological differences, and then get into the worlds biggest punch on as we discuss civil war. We list the many different hulks, struggle to remember the infinity gems, and give thanks shit for…
How Does Aquaman feel about Global Warming?
Apr 24, 2016 • 37 min
In which our heroes go under the sea, down where it’s wetter, where no body beat us, fry us or eat us and wonder what Aquaman would think of Global Warming. We fry some fish and make him watch, pump gas into the atmosphere to speed everything up and go…
How Would you Deal with the Superhuman Registration Act?
Apr 17, 2016 • 60 min
In which our heroes make a list, check it twice, then put everyone in the negative zone if they keep superhero-ing while asking how would you deal with the Superhuman Registration Act? It’s a controversial time as we decide to just punish Bruce Banner,…
Whose Side Are You on in the Civil War (Comics)?
Apr 10, 2016 • 53 min
In which our heroes attempt to cope with the fallout of a superhero fuelled tragedy, decide registering superheroes is the way to go but then go and accidentally clone Thor as they decide whose side they’re on in the Civil War (comics). They discuss the…
How Does Dating Work in Beyoncé’s Single Ladies?
Apr 3, 2016 • 25 min
In which our heroes find a perfect partner, really connect on an emotional level, ruin it all by forgetting to put a ring on it while asking how does dating work in Beyoncé’s Single Ladies. Join us as we discover the completely untouched fictional…
What are the Consequences of Inside Out? (Feat. Michael Williams)
Mar 27, 2016 • 38 min
In which our heroes get inside your head, haphazardly press a few buttons and try to work out where Apathy went to while wondering what would be the consequences of Inside Out? We look at the complexity of the control panel, try and figure out how…
What Did We Think of Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice? (Feat. Adam)
Mar 24, 2016 • 98 min
In which our heroes brood with Batman, soar with Superman, and wonder with Wonder Woman as they discuss what they thought of Batman v Superman. We puzzle at the mysterious presence of mosquito men, try to figure out what everyones plan was, and feel sorry…
What Do We Think is Going to Happen in Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice? (Feat. George Dima)
Mar 22, 2016 • 74 min
In which our heroes crash land on planet earth, lose their parents to a mugger, and then decide to punch on as they speculate what’s gonna happen in Batman v Superman. We talk about every other superhero film instead, delve into the injustice fan theory…
Why Haven’t We Done a Vs Episode LIVE?!
Mar 20, 2016 • 60 min
In which our heroes climb onstage, shield their eyes against the lights, take a sip of their water and ask why haven’t we done a versus episode live? We decide whether or not it’s fair to play soccer against a cripple, learn about chess-boxing, and settle…
Are Mutants a Problem?
Mar 13, 2016 • 36 min
In which our heroes look at statistics, analyse the figures and tally up the deaths as they ask are mutants really a problem? Join us as we really get to the bottom of the X-Men v Brotherhood fights, argue about the logistics of car insurance and ponder…
How Would You Survive the Game of Thrones?
Mar 6, 2016 • 41 min
In which our heroes visit Westeros, take a leisurely walk upon yonder cliff and start plotting and scheming as we try to survive the Game of Thrones. We look at which bad choices get you killed (all of them), do our best to avoid incest and come to accept…
What Would You Do About the Mutant Problem?
Feb 28, 2016 • 56 min
In which our heroes can’t ignore the elephant in the room, realise something has to be done so organise a 5-point plan on what to do with the mutant problem. We look at problems concerning the Phoenix Force, branch out to all powered citizens and work out…
Is Being a Werewolf a Hassle? (Feat. Michael Shanks)
Feb 21, 2016 • 56 min
In which our heroes warn the villagers, lock themselves away and hide from the full moon as they wonder if being a werewolf is really that much of a hassle? We discuss the Ninja Turtles choice of attire, the problem of eugenics in a fantasy world, and…
Which 80s Horror Villain Would Make the Best Boyfriend?
Feb 14, 2016 • 46 min
In which our heroes get our match-making skills out, take turns on the Love Tester and write up a pros and cons list to determine which of the 80s horror villain would make the best boyfriend. We look at how these potential boyfriends would handle kids,…
Why Hasn’t Professor X’s School for Xtraordinary Children Been Shut Down?
Feb 7, 2016 • 44 min
In which our heroes take a trip to 1407 Graymalkin Lane for an official inspection, meet a charming man with a luscious head of hair and give it a solid A++ for being outstanding and never once question why Professor X’s School for Xtraordinary Children…
Smurfs What?! (Feat. Michael Williams)
Jan 31, 2016 • 42 min
In which our heroes take a walk through the forest, look for some delicious smurf berries and end up stumbling upon some little blue men that make us question a lot of things. We try to determine just how tasty these tiny blue critters are, envision Elmer…
If You Could Have Any Super Power What Would it Be?
Jan 24, 2016 • 33 min
In which our heroes run faster than a speeding bullet, become more powerful than a locomotive and leap tall buildings in a single bound as we discuss which superpower would be the best to have. We try to sneak into a music festival, work out the logistics…
Which Avengers Would Make the Best Friend? (Feat. The Video Shop Podcast)
Jan 17, 2016 • 38 min
In which our heroes invite Thor around for drinks, Netflix and Chill with Tony Stark and consider going bowling with the Hulk as we discuss which of the Avengers would be the best friend. We lay down some ground rules for what makes a good friend, talk…
Which Super Smash Bro would Make the Best Step Dad All-Stars Edition
Jan 10, 2016 • 62 min
In which our heroes miss their real dad, wonder why Captain Falcon had to go as we realise mum’s back to dating even more Super Smash Bros. This time it’s an All-Star Edition! We look at awkward family gatherings, wonder how much pain a bully can take and…
The Implications of Regeneration in Dr Who (Feat. The Video Shop Podcast)
Jan 3, 2016 • 39 min
In which our heroes hop in a Tardis, grab a young British woman, and commit genocide as we wonder what are the implications of regenerations in Dr Who. We talk the skill required to regenerate, how useful regenerations are for crimes, and whether or not…
How Would Spider-Man Deal with Being Middle Aged? (Feat. Edgoose)
Dec 27, 2015 • 57 min
In which our heroes buy an Italian sports car, dye their thinning hair, squeeze into tight spandex to recreate the good old days and ask how would Spiderman deal with being middle-aged? We wonder if we’d risk dating Peter Parker, why Aunt May insists on…
Best Fictional Christmas Universe
Dec 20, 2015 • 42 min
In which our heroes get sweaty in their Christmas sweaters, leave milk and cookies out for Santa and overload on the Christmas spirit while wondering what is the best fictional Christmas universe to live in. We look at the magic powers of coats, explore…
Why are Lightsabers Only for Force Users?
Dec 17, 2015 • 47 min
In which our heroes retreat to a special cave, grab some magic crystals, and construct a laser sword as we ask why are Lightsabers only for Force users? We discuss the power of the U-Wand, the fried mind of Obi-Wan, and JJ Abrams professional relationship…
What did you think of the Force Awakens (SPOILERS)
Dec 16, 2015 • 88 min
In which our heroes stay up late, go to the cinema, come home and record a late night episode asking what did we think of The Force Awakens? It’s a bloody late night as the boys explore SPOILER, take a deep look at SPOILER and reveal their feelings about…
Why is the Death Star Spherical?
Dec 15, 2015 • 52 min
In which our heroes exit hyperspace, wonder what that second moon is doing there and get lost in it’s spooky and empty corridors while wondering why the Death Star is spherical. We wonder what destroying Alderaan really accomplishes, explain how bubbles…
Would you Join the Rebel Alliance (LIVE)?
Dec 14, 2015 • 33 min
In which our heroes do it all live, take you to a galaxy far, far away and consider their options before going the Rebel Alliance. So join the boys live on stage as they explore the helmet aesthetic, ponder the career chain of stormtroopers and ultimately…
What Do You Think’s Gonna Happen in the New Star Wars Film? (Feat. Steele Saunders)
Dec 13, 2015 • 169 min
In which our heroes study up on the latest rumours, disregard it all in favour of wild accusations before turning to outright lies as we speculate what’s gonna happen in the latest cinematic masterpiece from Disney; the new Star Wars film. We (eventually)…
Why Doesn’t Rogue Use Protection?
Dec 6, 2015 • 21 min
In which our heroes set the danger room to romance, telepathically pour a class of champagne and rearrange the molecules in a strawberry to turn it into chocolate all the while wondering why Rogue doesn’t just use protection. We look at the many benefits…
Dinosaur Park 2: The Lost Park
Nov 29, 2015 • 35 min
In which our heroes are sent to their almost certain deaths once again because THERE’S ANOTHER GODDAMN DINOSAUR PARK. We try to ditch/murder Vince Vaughn as soon as we can, attempt to throw dinosaurs in the trash and wonder how Jackson got our phone…
Is Dr Dolittle’s Life a Living Hell? (Feat. Mr Sunday Movies)
Nov 22, 2015 • 43 min
In which our heroes talk to the animals, learn their languages and grunt and squeak and squawk with the lot of em as we question if Dr Dolittle’s life is a living hell. We look at the terrible gypsy curse that has befallen the Dolittle line, the possible…
How Would you Cope Being Furniture? (Feat. Mr Sunday Movies)
Nov 15, 2015 • 48 min
In which our heroes refuse to let a creepy old lady into out house when our parents aren’t home, anger the witch and are now cursed with being sentient furniture. We look at the negligence of said witch, try to work out what kind of future we’d become and…
Are There Better Ways to Invade Middle Earth? (Feat. Gabe)
Nov 8, 2015 • 37 min
In which our heroes leap onto their steeds, rally an army, and then decide there’s got to be a better alternative as they ask the question: are there better ways to invade Middle Earth? We talk about the average workaday hobbit, wonder if orcs are…
Which Super Smash Bro would Make the Best Step-Dad? (Feat. Edgoose)
Nov 1, 2015 • 47 min
In which our heroes use their up B, grab a super smash, and try to unlock all the secret characters while wondering which Super Smash Brother would make the best step-dad. We look at the unpleasantness that is the Mario family, our mothers weird animal…
Which Horror Movie Could you Resolve with Non-Violence? (Feat. Zoe)
Oct 25, 2015 • 45 min
In which our heroes ask Jason to see a therapist for his oedipal issues, encourage Freddy to take a class in conflict resolution and tell Ghostface to stop calling as we discuss which horror movie we could resolve with non-violence. We try to pawn a curse…
How Would You Take Down the Bat Man?
Oct 18, 2015 • 29 min
In which our heroes regroup, bandage the wounded and ask for a very simple solution to a very serious problem; how do you take down the Bat Man? We look at what it takes to truly destroy Batman both physically, mentally and publicly, contemplate what…
Which Superhero is the Best Lover?
Oct 11, 2015 • 35 min
In which our heroes light the gamma-irradiated candles, burn cosmic-ray infused incense and astral project to the most romantic place in the known universe to discuss which superhero would make the best lover. We look at the jealous nature of Professor…
What is the Worst Fictional Universe Again LIVE!?
Oct 6, 2015 • 39 min
In which our heroes sit on a stage, get blinded by the lights and forget they have an audience as they ask what would be the worst fictional universe to live in again? We throw Vince Vaughn under the bus, throw our parents under the bus and ultimately try…
Why was Johnny Cage in Mortal Kombat?
Oct 4, 2015 • 31 min
In which our heroes defend Earthrealm, upper cut our opponent off a bridge and mash every button in an attempt to find the perfect kombo as we stop and wonder why Johnny Cage is even in Mortal Kombat. We ask why he doesn’t just make a behind the scenes…
Professor Charles Xavier’s Crazy Summer
Sep 27, 2015 • 34 min
In which our heroes wave goodbye to the X-Men, wheel their way to the Avengers Tower, and fire Nick Fury as they ask: how would Professor X run the Avengers? We once again mock Hawkeye for being shit, get into an old fashioned Boop Off with Loki, and…
Which is the Worst Fictional Afterlife? (Feat. Mr Sunday Movies)
Sep 20, 2015 • 45 min
In which our heroes bite the big one, shuffle off this mortal coil and look into the void that’s awaiting us all as we question which fictional afterlife is the worst. We try to make awkward conversation in an eternal waiting room, get up to wacky hijinks…
Would the Avengers be Better off Without the Hulk?
Sep 13, 2015 • 45 min
In which our heroes reassess the Shield Initiative, take a closer look at the roster and ask would the Avengers be better without The Hulk? We follow our fans orders and explore just how everyone would fare without the big green guy, create several…
The Consequences of Being Your Own Dad
Sep 6, 2015 • 36 min
In which our heroes watch as a bounty hunters in a galaxy far, far away clones himself so he can raise himself. This is Boba Fett and this is his story. We step into the shoes of ourselves but also our dads because they’re the same shoes because we’re…
The Odds of Kal-El Landing on Kent Farm
Aug 30, 2015 • 32 min
In which our heroes realise their planet is doomed, throw their baby in a rocket and blindly send if off into the cold reaches of space as we try to calculate the odds of little baby Kal-El landing on Kent Farm. We look at the punchability of whales, the…
Why Don’t Wizards Rule the World? (Feat. Alli)
Aug 23, 2015 • 50 min
In which our heroes cast powerful spells, wear a pointy hat, and live in a magical tower as we ask why wizards don’t rule the world. We discuss Wizard power levels, making your castle spectacular, and the function of a monarch in todays society. Alli…
Why Haven’t We Done a Versus Episode?
Aug 16, 2015 • 50 min
In which our heroes pit hero against hero, POTUS against a god and Batman against a man with a bat all while wondering why we haven’t done a versus episode? We look at the inherent problems of wailing away at a cripple with a hammer, the benefits of…
What is the Best Fictional Universe to Live In Again?
Aug 9, 2015 • 34 min
In which our heroes still don’t care that it’s bigger on the inside, aren’t impressed with how many parsecs you made the Kessel Run in and don’t want to deal with that mutant problem on Earth 616 because there are better fictional universes to live in. We…
The Worst Fictional Universe to Live In
Aug 2, 2015 • 44 min
In which our heroes don’t care that it’s bigger on the inside, aren’t impressed with how many parsecs you made the Kessel Run in and don’t want to deal with that mutant problem on Earth 616 because there are worse fictional universes to live in. We look…
Is Gotham better than Metropolis? (Feat. Mr Sunday Movies)
Jul 26, 2015 • 33 min
In which our heroes scour through the Gotham Gazette, flick through the Daily Planet and start chatting to some locals to see if they’d rather live in Gotham or Metropolis. We look at each city’s rogue gallery, the likely collateral damage that would…
Why is Robocop not a Volunteer Program?
Jul 19, 2015 • 35 min
In which our heroes join the DCP, get slaughtered on the job and have our lifeless corpses turned into half robots, half mans and all cops. We look at how important our dicks are, reminisce about that one robot that commits suicide in the second film…
Why doesn’t Batman Kill the Joker?
Jul 12, 2015 • 33 min
In which our heroes live through another mass escape from Arkham, stock up on bottled water as Gotham’s water supply has been poisoned again and watch the news for potential Joker gas threats as they wonder why Batman doesn’t just kill the Joker? We look…
Are Xenomorphs a Bad Weapon? (Feat. Mr Sunday Movies)
Jul 5, 2015 • 35 min
In which our heroes crash land on an alien planet, splash around in some black goo, and end up host to a parasitic alien as we ask if xenomorphs a good weapon? We attempt to decipher Prometheus, wonder what would happen if a facehugger impregnated a…
The Concerns of Fictional HR Departments (Feat. Ray Lawrence)
Jun 28, 2015 • 37 min
In which our heroes use proper conflict resolution techniques, try to adhere to strict workplace guidelines and policies but end up submitting a written complaint anyway as they wonder what the real problems fictional HR departments have to deal with. We…
What is Your Batman Villain Theme?
Jun 21, 2015 • 40 min
In which our heroes turn to their inner demons, poison the water supply and cackle manically while wondering what villainous theme they would take if they lived in Gotham City. We look at saving developing countries from starvation, going to university to…
Why Doesn’t Clark Kent Get a Job? (Feat. Mr Sunday Movies)
Jun 14, 2015 • 41 min
In which our heroes help our dad around the farm and try to minimise their parents crippling debt by taking on a job while wondering why that Kent kid doesn’t help out his folks but instead sits around all day, mopes about girl problems and eats…
Is John Hammond a Bad Boss?
Jun 7, 2015 • 34 min
In which our heroes revisit Jurassic Park, go on another (mis)guided tour and run from the dinosaurs that have inevitable escaped from their enclosures while wondering if John Hammond is a bad boss. We look at the complications of building a theme-park on…
Who is the best F*R*I*E*N*D? (Feat. Mr Sunday Movies)
Jun 4, 2015 • 38 min
In which our heroes will be there for you when the rain starts to pour, slap a reserved sign in front of an ugly orange couch, and drink far too much coffee while wondering who is objectively the best friend in F*R*I*E*N*D*S? In a process of elimination…
How Radioactive is Spiderman? (Feat. The Weekly Planet)
Jun 3, 2015 • 30 min
In which our heroes get exposed to some chemicals, don spandex HazMat suits and generally do whatever a spider can while wondering just how radioactive Spiderman is. We look at how dangerously potent Peter Parker’s bodily fluids are, which of Spiderman’s…
When Bad Guys Go Good (Feat. Mr Sunday Movies)
Jun 2, 2015 • 25 min
In which our heroes gather up the world’s greatest villains, try to see their inner good and flip the switch to see which bad guy would make the best good guy. We explore how sharks can solve any crime, the benefits of dance magic and that there are some…
Does Wonka Know How to Run a Business? (Feat. The Weekly Planet)
Jun 1, 2015 • 31 min
In which our heroes gorge themselves on chocolate, press all the buttons in the Wonka-vator, get PTSD from the Boat Tunnel and are handed the keys to a chocolate factory, all while wondering if Willy Wonka knows how to run a business. We look at the…
Why is Batman in JLA? (Feat. Nick Mason)
May 31, 2015 • 43 min
In which our heroes take a rocket to the JLA satellite, take one look at the original members, and wonder what the hell Batman is doing amongst an underwater king, an invulnerable alien and the literal god of war. Jackson doesn’t believe protecting one…
Is the Death Star a Good Weapon?
May 24, 2015 • 36 min
In which our heroes join the Empire, check out the schematics for a new super weapon and witness a planet wide explosion as they start to question if the Death Star is really the best way to take out the Rebel scum. Join us as we discuss the Moff ranking…
Is Xavier a Jerk? (Feat. Mr Sunday Movies)
May 17, 2015 • 46 min
In which our heroes survive the initial onslaught, emotionally recover from yet another faked death and pause long enough to stop beating on a sentient room as they start to wonder if Charles Xavier really is a jerk. We once again wonder what kind of…
When Can You Feed a Mogwai?
May 10, 2015 • 36 min
In which our heroes eat after midnight, take a long bath and enjoy a frolic in the sun’s magnificent rays while wondering when can you feed a Mogwai? We discuss the arbitrary nature of midnight, how much of a wuss Gizmo is, and the amazing and ruthless…
What Did We Think of the Avengers 2 AoU? (Feat. Mr Sunday Movies & Alli)
May 5, 2015 • 82 min
In which our heroes come ready with opinions, observations and their general feelings on what they thought of the latest cinematic masterpiece from Marvel Studios. We discuss how right and wrong our prediction were, give James some free material for his…
How did the Hutts Rise to Power? (Feat. Mr Sunday Movies)
May 3, 2015 • 23 min
In which our heroes take a trip to Nal Hutta, start chatting to the locals and endeavour to start a criminal empire as we question just how the Hutts rose to power. We try to figure out how slug like the Hutts actually are, dry retch at the idea of Hutt…
What are the Ramifications of Liar Liar?
Apr 26, 2015 • 34 min
In which our heroes make a wish, blurt out the truth without thinking and hijack an airport staircase, all while wondering what the ramifications of Liar Liar are? We look at how much of Fletcher’s motivation comes from redemption versus compulsion, if he…
What’s Gonna Happen in the Avengers? (Feat. Mr Sunday Movies)
Apr 21, 2015 • 52 min
In which our heroes study up on the latest rumours, disregard it all in favour of wild accusations before turning to outright lies as we speculate what’s gonna happen in the Avengers 2: Age of Ultron. We predict inevitable character deaths, inevitable…
Is Daredevil a Better Batman Than Batman? (Feat. Mr Sunday Movies)
Apr 19, 2015 • 41 min
In which our heroes move from Gotham to Hell’s Kitchen, request the services of Nelson and Murdoch, consulting the Avocados at Law to get their opinion on whether Daredevil is a better Batman than Batman. We look at exactly how much of a hassle the Joker…
The Problems of Being Frozen in Time (Feat. Mr Sunday Movies)
Apr 12, 2015 • 42 min
In which our heroes bid farewell to their time period, crash a plane into the snow, and slowly become encased in ice while wondering what the ramifications would be if we woke up sixty years in the future. We imagine horrifying future porn, the nature of…
Ethical Concerns of Meta Human Prisons (Feat. Mr Sunday Movies)
Apr 5, 2015 • 30 min
In which our heroes get caught in a particle accelerator explosion, gain the power of speed and start putting other powered people in windowless boxes underground with the blessing of our cop dad and never once question any ethical dilemmas that might…
How Did New York Cope Before the Ghostbusters?
Mar 29, 2015 • 25 min
In which our heroes open up a competing paranormal extermination business, buy some second hand proton packs and immediately cross the streams while wondering what New York did with all the ghosts before the Ghostbusters turned up? We discuss the transit…
Why isn’t Nightcrawler Fat?
Mar 22, 2015 • 31 min
In which our heroes open the fridge, consider exercise, and decide teleportation is much easier. We discuss Joel Duscher’s patented Mutant Bird Theory, the X-Mansion patented Food-Ball, and how unlike a school Xavier’s School for Gifted Students really…
What Happened to the Spidermen Program? (Feat. Mr Sunday Movies)
Mar 15, 2015 • 35 min
In which our heroes become scientists, blast a spider with radiation, and instantly move on. We discuss the eternal stupidity of comic books, the travesty that is the Amazing Spiderman franchise, and the tragedy of an intelligent Rhino. Jackson would…
Who is Peter Quill’s Father?
Mar 8, 2015 • 34 min
In which our heroes get hooked on a feeling, get high on believing and try to figure out the identity of Peter Quill’s father. We look at the potential of DCs Hawkman swinging by, the rather selective colour palette of Marvel’s aliens and whether or not…
Why Do Siths Take Apprentices?
Mar 1, 2015 • 44 min
In which our heroes succumb to the Dark Side, give into our anger and with each passing moment make ourselves more our master’s servant and almost immediately start plotting to overthrow him, which makes us wonder why do Siths even take apprentices. We…
Why is Hawkeye in the Avengers? (Feat. Mr Sunday Movies)
Feb 22, 2015 • 33 min
In which our heroes stand next to a literal god, cower behind a green behemoth and get inspired by the embodiment of the best of humanity while wondering why is Hawkeye in the Avengers? We try to figure out S.H.I.E.L.D’s hiring policies, discuss a comic…
The Pros and Cons of Dating Monsters
Feb 15, 2015 • 31 min
In which our heroes get seduced by Dracula, go for a long walk by the swamp with the Gilman and enjoy a moonlit picnic with the Wolfman while we wonder which Hammer Movie Monster would make the best boyfriend. We discuss the issues with sleeping next to a…
Is the Penguin the True Hero of Gotham?
Feb 8, 2015 • 28 min
In which our heroes take the monorail down to the seedy underbelly of Gotham, pay their respects at Crime Alley and watch Batman straight up clock a guy all the while wondering who exactly is the true hero of Gotham? Jackson derails the whole episode by…
Who’s the Best Disney Business Princess?
Feb 1, 2015 • 33 min
In which our heroes gather our finances, register our ABN and completely ignore any and all tax obligations as we try and decipher which Disney Princess would be the best to open a business with. We wonder how quickly snowmen would ask for a Union, try…
How Does Thor Get a Haircut?
Jan 25, 2015 • 29 min
In which our heroes sit down in the barbers chair, ask for braids and open an old copy of Journey into Mystery as we question how Thor gets his hair cut. We discuss Lex Luther’s hair envy, Ben Grim’s little shorts and the all encompassing power of the…
How is Everyone Ok with the Truman Show?
Jan 18, 2015 • 38 min
In which our heroes turn on the Truman Show watch him awkwardly navigate through puberty, strain through his first haemorrhoid and mourn the fake death of his fake father all the while wondering how everyone is okay with this. We discuss the 50% chance of…
When Does Sentience Begin in Toy Story?
Jan 11, 2015 • 39 min
In which our heroes open up their toy box, regress to their early days and are filled with childlike wonder as they discuss the sentience level in Toy Story. We look at the existential moment toys realise what they are, whether or not falling over is…
Midi-Chlorian Testing and You
Jan 4, 2015 • 41 min
In which our heroes line up, hold out their wrists, and let a bunch of Jedi check their blood as we ask why isn’t midi-chlorian testing mandatory. We look at the dangers of mid-chlorian filled moss, the potential of Jedi blood transfusions and the…
Joel Duscher’s Christmas Miracles
Dec 28, 2014 • 9 min
In which our heroes don’t turn up to the studio, leave Duscher by himself, take a week off and lazily upload something from our past. We laugh, we cry, we avoid looking at Duscher directly in the face and wonder how we ever piece an episode together.…
A Christmas Heist
Dec 21, 2014 • 40 min
In which our heroes come together for one last job, find friends in unfamiliar places and devise a master plan to save Christmas in Plumbing the Death Star Presents: A Christmas Heist. We discuss the dangers of having Catwoman on your side, the best place…
Why Hasn’t Hogwarts Been Shut Down Yet?
Dec 14, 2014 • 37 min
In which our heroes avoid getting petrified by the basilisk, dodge the whomping willow, trip on some moving stairs and wonder why Hogwarts hasn’t been shut down. In the thrilling conclusion of our seven part exploration of the Harry Potter Universe we…
What Happens After Hogwarts?
Dec 7, 2014 • 29 min
In which our heroes pass their O.W.L.S, get a solid D+ on their N.E.W.T.S and wonder just how poorly Hogwarts prepared them for the real wizarding world. We struggle to understand the patronus spell, question how any of the defence against the dark arts…
Our Quibbles with Squibs
Nov 30, 2014 • 24 min
In which our heroes fail to exhibit any magical tendencies, are barred from attending Hogwarts, and become janitors as we wonder where Squibs fit into the Harry Potter Universe. We discuss Filch’s unfortunate situation, Wizard genetics, Wizard medical…
Who Thought Quidditch was a Good Idea?
Nov 23, 2014 • 29 min
In which our heroes get on our Nimbus 2000s, let the golden snitch slip through our fingers and get hit by a bludger while while wondering who thought Quidditch was a good idea? We look at the proud sport of Boulderhead, the problem of height, and the…
The Ethical Dilemmas of Azkaban
Nov 16, 2014 • 25 min
In which our heroes lock themselves in chains, try to avoid the dementors, and serve out their sentence, whilst asking what are the ethical implications of Azkaban. In part three of our seven part exploration of the Harry Potter Universe we look at the…
Why are the Weasleys Poor?
Nov 9, 2014 • 25 min
In which our heroes count up their galleons, bamboozle some muggles, bully Ron, and wonder why the Weaslys are so poor. In part two of our seven part exploration of the Harry Potter Universe we look at the bizarre nature of Wizard currency, discover we…
Where Would the Sorting Hat Put You?
Nov 2, 2014 • 30 min
In which our heroes arrive at Hogwarts, cross the Great Hall, get up in front of the teachers table and wonder where the Sorting Hat will put them. In part one of our seven part exploration of the Harry Potter Universe we look at the Sorting Hat’s…
Which Horror Villain Would You Fight? (Feat. Zoe)
Oct 26, 2014 • 39 min
In which our heroes defend Crystal Lake, wage a Dream War, aim our missiles at a Godzilla and decide which movie monsters they could take in a fight. We look at the ideal ways to grapple with a gremlin, crush a cave creep, kill a Cujo, and get rid of a…
What is the Best Fictional Universe to Live in?
Oct 19, 2014 • 25 min
In which our heroes don’t care that it’s bigger on the inside, aren’t impressed with how many parsecs you made the Kessel Run in and don’t want to deal with that mutant problem on Earth 616 because there are better fictional universes to live in. We look…
Why does Superman find Lois Attractive?
Oct 12, 2014 • 19 min
In which our heroes crash land on earth, get corporate, call themselves Clarke and act like a bunch of Kents while wondering why Superman find Lois Lane Attractive. We look at Kryptonian evolution, make an effort to get our heads around genetic…
Why was the Matrix Programmed Poorly?
Oct 5, 2014 • 26 min
In which our heroes plug ourselves back in to the Matrix, order a steak, bend all the restaurant’s cutlery and wonder why this computer simulation was programmed to have poverty. We look at the often mysterious and counter productive choices taken by our…
Is Obi-Wan Kenobi Incompetent?
Sep 28, 2014 • 23 min
In which our heroes are orphaned on a desert planet, find a laser sword and boldly follow a strange old man on a misguided, ill-informed and incompetent journey into space. It’s all things Obi-Wan as we look at his master plan of hiding Luke on Darth…
Why is Hyrule so Easy to Conquer?
Sep 21, 2014 • 24 min
In which our heroes put on some green tights, shove a firefly into a jar and go off in search of a princess while wondering why Hyrule is so easy to conquer. We look at the often overlooked issue of segregation plaguing Hyrule, the problems with Zelda’s…
Why Does James Bond Still Have a Job?
Sep 14, 2014 • 22 min
In which our heroes drink on the job, hit on anyone and yell at everyone that we’re super secret spies while wondering why James Bond still has a job. Duscher claims he could be more successful as Jerry Steven: asexual and dressed for comfort, Jackson…
Is Doc Brown an Idiot?
Sep 7, 2014 • 25 min
In which our heroes wonder why anyone with a time machine would be in such a hurry and start to realise that Doc Brown may be an idiot. We look at his plans and notice that they’re never thought out, he’s constantly wrong about the time stream and goes to…
Why Did God Make Bruce Almighty?
Aug 31, 2014 • 19 min
In which our heroes look at Bruce Nolan’s life and wonder why God made him Almighty. We explore Bruce’s first act as good as he cause a municipal water problem, sexually harass a young woman and flat out steal from an upscale clothing store before…
Would Batman’s Parents be Proud of him?
Aug 24, 2014 • 28 min
In which our heroes see how deep Bruce Wayne’s daddy issues really go. We take a close look at Batman’s life through the lens of his parents as we try to see if they would be proud of their baby boy. Revolutionary medical braces are kept behind locked…
What are the Consequences of Mario Kart?
Aug 17, 2014 • 19 min
In which our heroes slip on a banana peel and blue shell themselves. It’s Mario’s reign of terror as we try to work out the logistics of organising a go-kart race with your nemesis, your girlfriend who keeps getting kidnapped under your watch, a living…
Why Does Skynet Even Try?
Aug 10, 2014 • 21 min
In which our heroes come with you because they want to live. We look at all of Skynet’s ill-conceived schemes and wonder if they’re even trying. It’s a verbal journey as we explore the numerous options our future overlords had of taking out John Connor…
Why is Xavier in a Wheel Chair?
Aug 7, 2014 • 22 min
In which our heroes strap on Cerebro and try to decipher why Xavier still can’t walk. We look at the benefits of being a cripple, the lengths Xavier goes to distract everyone from his bald shame and bring into question the many, many times something awful…
Are Horror Movie Villains Scary? (Feat. Zoe)
May 26, 2014 • 29 min
In which our heroes celebrate halloween by looking at horror villains and try to stifle a laugh.
The Most Effective use of Time Travel
May 26, 2014 • 20 min
In which our heroes try to discuss time travel and end up just yelling at each other.
Is Batman Really a Hero?
May 26, 2014 • 26 min
In which our heroes wonder if Bruce Wayne’s resources could be better allocated.
Problems of Assembling The Avengers
May 26, 2014 • 19 min
In which our heroes don the black eye-patch and try and do a better job than Nick Fury.
Munchkins and the Wizard of Oz
May 26, 2014 • 27 min
In which our heroes click their ruby slippers together 3 times and uncover the true conspiracy connecting the munchkins and Glenda the Good Witch with the murder of the Wicked Witches and the ultimate downfall of the Wizard of Oz.
Is Jonathan Kent a Terrible Father?
May 26, 2014 • 20 min
In which our heroes call into question Jonathan Kent’s parenting technique.
Does Jon Hammond Understand Theme Parks?
May 26, 2014 • 25 min
In which our heroes go to Jurassic Park and have an expensive bad time.
Is Madrox just the worst for the MU?
May 26, 2014 • 21 min
In which our heroes look at the Marvel U and come to the conclusion that Jamie Madrox aka Multiple Man would ruin everything.
Is the Imperial Army Racist?
May 26, 2014 • 19 min
In which our heroes look at the Star Wars Universe and ask if the Imperial Army is kinda racist which leads them to uncovering a greater truth…