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The Morning Stream, Mon thru Thurs, every morning, with Scott Johnson and the Frogpants Network. News, culture, politices and talk each and every day!
1695: Llama + Emu = Goat
Apr 22 • 90 min
And I’ll be hosting from a body cast. Then I will have to eat the bones. There’s a hole in your heart. Sorry, we made you spit on him. Folding phones are harder than you think. Major Spoilers! Trek Nerd and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
TMSPM 1694: Helluva Bottom Carter
Apr 19 • 60 min
I thought I was saving you! Mystery Date Solved! App Time! Your Twitter questions and more on this episode of TMSPM.
1693: Last Peg on the Trucker Strap
Apr 18 • 95 min
Watch out for sharp objects. Spaghetti Mouth commeth! Burger King feels bad about it. How micro are your blades? He thought they was aliens! Therapy Thursday and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
1692: How about we focus on the Question
Apr 17 • 108 min
Indian food is weird. Denver kids are out! Beards are gross. Try putting less in your face. There are 4 eyebrows! Tom’s Tech Time! Reccomentals and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
1691: Kim’s Weird Purple Thing
Apr 16 • 115 min
Hey Nick, maybe slow down on the burn! Mom dad and son are all busted. What happened to your sweet porn collection? Remind me to never get microbladed. Facebook put hidden messages in your VR controllers. Making Things with Bill! Jury Duty and more on…
1690: The Luke Abides
Apr 15 • 98 min
We ain’t GoT no spoilers. Who is Madame X? Let me touch your faces. It’s still real to him, dammit. I guess I was Soda Nude. Sure but where’s the cat? Major Spoilers! Trek Nerd and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
TMSPM 1689: With a name like rectal bleeding, it’s gotta be good
Apr 12 • 60 min
That’s a nice a star war! Dan Dan the Table Top Man! Your Twitter questions and more on this episode of TMSPM.
1688: Perfectly Foldable Korean Eyes or Hakuna Wakanda
Apr 11 • 95 min
It wasn’t bait, I swear. You got DP in my ESC key! Nick will be 67 by then! Tasty human tears. Don’t mess with Dumbo. We’ve seen Pumba now. Therapy Thursday and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
1687: Furiocho
Apr 10 • 98 min
You only get one shot. Aren’t you a little short for a burglar? See you in 2067! Bees bees, at least four or so bees. You poach, you get the horns. Tom’s Tech Time. Reccomentals and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
1686: Lookin for Lungs in All the Wrong Places
Apr 9 • 70 min
Knowing is half the battle. We love what we love. Sausage bags! Take this trash back! 99 problems and my organs aint some. See my vest! Making THings with Bill and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
1685: As easy as taking Doritos from a teenager
Apr 8 • 97 min
I think you’re eating my chips. Where do you keep your meat? Eagles do not like trash. Hallmark wants to make our lives hell. Why are you shooting each other? Major Spoilers Tred Nerd and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
1684: When You’re Here, You’re Starving
Apr 4 • 98 min
I was wrong about homeless listeners. Lets do the Taco Bell Strangle. You made Gabe face. Should have gotten the right chicken! Marshmallow man is not happy. Therapy Thursday and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
1683: Picker, Grinner, and Fidget Spinner
Apr 3 • 90 min
Many dogs, many pillows. That’s a cool kid! Goats not allowed in Utah! Quit taking lizards, please! Another doth protest too much. Tom’s Tech Time! Recomentals and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
1682: Horse Bucket Garambe
Apr 2 • 118 min
Umm, that’s a pillow. Game of Thrones comes to The Bellagio. Do NOT act out The Butterfly Effect. What’s with all these Garfield phones? Such a cute pig, let’s eat em. Making Things With Bill! Jury Duty and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
1681: Golden Punch Man
Apr 1 • 108 min
This is your Brian on CBD. Give me extra pepperoni. Hey driver, that’s not yours! Here come the bodies! Not enough doin it! Those are cool l501 jeans…I mean diapers. Call Now and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Comic Dorks 25 Preview!
Mar 30 • 48 min
A preview of ComicDorks for TMS listeners!
1680: Tickle Me Furpo
Mar 28 • 105 min
To the cookie driveup! Angelina Jolie is Eternal. How many maggots does it take to cure me? Your boss stinks, so sue him hard. Hi, Pasta, and welcome to my pants. Therapy Thursday and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
1679: Nocturnal Fight Club
Mar 27 • 115 min
Put on the gloves, honey, gonna be a long night! Beware the cane toads! Shaq likes to eat. Then I will have to put up the naked mannequins. What DO we do in the shadows? Tom’s Tech Time! Reccomentals and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
1678: Bacon Isn’t Shaped Like a Pig
Mar 26 • 104 min
How long is your end game? Then I will have to…TAKE the tv. How’s that beer diet treating you? Old man fight! Is Pepsi NOT ok? Jury Twinkie and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
1677: General Tsalmonella’s Chicken
Mar 25 • 90 min
What’s that you got behind you? Naked Russians! Shaq likes pizza. I’ll need to search your bag, sir. I’ll just keep this huge TV then. Major Spoilers! Treck Nerd and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
TMSPM 1676: Darth Mall
Mar 22 • 60 min
Cars are weird, yet here we all are. Dan Dan the Table Top Man! Your Twitter questions and more on this episode of TMSPM.
1675: Aorta me some hair fries
Mar 21 • 103 min
Bill and Ted are back. Robocalls happen to everyone. Brian might want more fries with that. Put it right in my veins! That’s a lot of printer ink! Therapy Thursday and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
1674: Wall Hiking
Mar 20 • 110 min
Dreaming of electrocuted sheep. Death Metal is happy. Cockroach fight! Burger King wants your sub. NASA has a herpes problem. Tom’s Tech Time! Recomentals and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
1673: Playing Footsie With Death
Mar 19 • 105 min
Don’t put your toe there. Where’s the white bread…for real this time. The 9-minute birth…for real this time! Netflix used to detect tumors…for real this time. Death Metal makes us happy…for real this time. Making Things with Bill! Jury Duty and more on…
1672: Maybe Disney Jumped the Gunn
Mar 18 • 108 min
Let’s quiz the master. Where’s the white bread? The 9-minute birth! Netflix used to detect tumors. Death Metal makes us happy. Major Spoilers! Trek Nerd and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
TMSPM 1671: Maybe I Gave Her a Weird Frosty
Mar 15 • 60 min
The door dash thing is weird. App Time! Your Twitter questions and more on this episode of TMSPM.
1670: If It’s A Restaurant, It’s Not Racist
Mar 14 • 97 min
It’s homecoming. Goats ruin everything. Have you tried burp therapy. Actors are not the same people or something. I think she might be faking it. Therapy Thursday and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
1669: Food Tumor Supreme
Mar 13 • 105 min
Do I trust your meat pocket? Barney does other things now. As if winning once was not enough. Why work hard when you can cheat? There’s a nice new beer for dogs. Tom’s Tech Time and Recomentals and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
1668: Fart Picklers
Mar 12 • 105 min
When you know the V8 has gone off. Those cats are HUGE! Where’d ya get the cell phone, bud? These pants don’t fit but the beer does. I’m gonna die, but first, let me take a selfie. Making Things with Bill! Jury Duty and more on this episode of The Morning…
1667: The Grapery
Mar 11 • 107 min
I’ll be your angry taco man anytime. How much stuff did you steal? Cats are getting huge. She’s not gonna wanna win that. Shkreli has a secret phone. Major Spoilers! Trek Nerd and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
TMSPM 1666: Might As Well Face It, You’re Allergic To Farts
Mar 8 • 60 min
The science of the sneeze fart. When you drunk call TMS. Dan Dan The Table Top Man and more on this episode of TMSPM.
1665: What doesn’t kill you makes you longer
Mar 7 • 108 min
The cat came back the very next day. There will be snoring. Hi there kitty. Money can’t buy everything. Drive yourselves to school! Hipster on hipster hate. Therapy Thursday and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
1664: Not just any knob
Mar 6 • 95 min
Hanging out with my old friend Marty Graw. This cereal is gross. I have shot myself in the ween. Can I use your sink? Hello, american kitty. Recomentals and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
1663: Stickin’ it to Mr. Hilton
Mar 5 • 95 min
It’s so bad but so good. Heaven can wait. That is not a flight I wanna be on. You should have told me no butting. How big was that spider? Making Things with Bill and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
1662: Simulated Doin It
Mar 4 • 98 min
What ticket did I get again? I smell like Vegas! Who put weed in the cake? Just me, this car, and some taco sauce. Where my gold at? This is not political. Major Spoilers and Trek Nerd and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
1661: Whalecome to the Jungle
Feb 27 • 99 min
Let’s a go! Usually, you only see those in the ocean. Pigs love Oreos. We are all going to be holograms one day. Tom’s Tech Time! Reccomentals and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
1660: F the Right Off Outta Here That Direction
Feb 26 • 105 min
Slip sliden away. Where did my ball go? I am covered in pee nutt butt hair. Bee bee, huge giant bee! But who’s going to clean up all the Koopa shells? Making Things with Bill! Jury Duty and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
1659: The Bellagio Bidet
Feb 25 • 98 min
The toothpick strikes again. Sorry about the toilet paper, Canada. Then I will have to TAKE THE GOLF BALL! You can eat that meat just fine. Son, you might get licked to death. Major Spoilers! Trek Nerd and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
1658: Slap into a Snim Gim
Feb 21 • 105 min
It’s time for tea! Well that was an odd dream. She’s totally old enough. Rat Cyborbs are coming! You can fight me with a light saber. What do Thor and Hulk Hogan have in common? Therapy Thursday and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
1657: Frozen Daughter Milk
Feb 20 • 115 min
Sometimes drinking before bed is a good thing. She’s older than the park! I want my own cyborg rat! Fencing with lightsabers. Make sure your giant scorpion is stowed away properly in the overhead bin. Tom’s Tech Time! Recomentals and more on this episode…
1656: Goofy buddy and confused vampire lady
Feb 19 • 115 min
We’ve got a ticket to ride. Monday bloody monday. Punisher and Jessica are out. He kissed a girl in 1945 and he liked it. 10,000 naked men! Making Things with Bill! Jury Duty and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
1655: Scootin’ Around on a Slim Jimmy
Feb 18 • 85 min
3 60-year-old dudes in the snow. Bud Weisser is in trouble. The Fortnite Fyre Festival. I don’t believe this is the correct amount. Another doorbell licker! Trek Nerd and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
SKIM 14: Robes and Toast
Feb 17 • 49 min
Family drama and what to do with it. LOADS of listener questions. What about that old crush doing your floors now? And so much more this week. Oh and steak, shrimp and crab legs!
TMSPM 1654: Ever seen capers?
Feb 15 • 59 min
It’s Tax Day for me! Know your details! App Time! Your Twitter questions and more on this episode of TMSPM.
1653: Dick Assman of Regina
Feb 14 • 90 min
Robo Calls run a mock! He doth inside trade too much. ASSMAN update! Do not kiss those deer. Hello, fishy fish! Therapy Thursday and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
1652: Pig Mentally Challenged
Feb 13 • 115 min
We wanna help kids! TMS Vegas just got even more interesting. Bill Cosby is having an amazing experience in jail. That teacher is terrible. I always wear this mask. That’s a huge goldfish! Tom’s Tech Time! Recomentals and more on this episode of The…
1651: Swashbuckling Seamen
Feb 12 • 100 min
Oh hi, remember me? Waterworld got LONGER. Coke is pretty sorry about that. What bed do you sleep in any way? I didn’t ask for gold on my pizza. Mommy, what are those people doing on his garage DOOR? Making Things with Bill and Jury Duty and more on this…
1650: Point on the Body Where Your Immune System Is
Feb 11 • 95 min
Got 99 problems and the show is definately one. Those pigs never loved you. I NEVER wash these hands. Delta and Coke are sorry. Bed bugs, everbody out! Major Spoilers and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
SKIM 13: Weird European Uncles
Feb 10 • 60 min
We finally clear up the toothpick in the pot thing. Also, a LOT of voicemails today where we answer all the hard questions, and Kim is making amazing food today! All that and more on SKIM!
TMSPM 1649: Mr. Electric-Poopy-Dog-Call-the-Cops Man
Feb 8 • 60 min
Sometimes things change! Oh, hello there weird neighbor! Dan Dan the Table Top Man and more on this episode of TMSPM.
1648: Tinkerbell’s Palsy
Feb 7 • 95 min
It’s been a long fun, getting from there to here. The stick is now stuck. I never said I wanted to be born. Don’t offend the Canadians! That looks like a fake toe to me. Call Now! Your emails and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
1647: The Final What Down?
Feb 6 • 108 min
What’s with all the white stuff? Teeth: How do they work? I don’t think the USB stick should go there. Man versus Mountain Lion. One mans dead shark is another mans bong. I did not approve of this life. Tom’s Tech Time and Reccomentals and more on this…
1646: Wandering Into Mulva Territory
Feb 5 • 115 min
I’ll take the special of the day, hold the wood. You’ve been McArrested. Audi has a poopy new car. Smoke em if ya got 10 decades under your belt. There is an empty bag up there. Making Things with Bill and Jury Duty and more on this episode of The Morning…
1645: Why Does He Get Genitals?
Feb 4 • 90 min
Everyone wash your hands before you touch the trophy! May I please lick your face, sir. Cow on the run! Now that’s a cheesy wedding! Sir, what is the nature of your burger emergency. Major Spoilers and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
TMSPM 1644: Shave and a Haircut, Poo Bits
Feb 1 • 60 min
Bark and poo! Happy birthday, T! App Time! Your Twitter questions and more on this episode of TMSPM.
1643: Cave Anxiety
Jan 31 • 110 min
There was a baby in them thar hills! In the event of the event there will be an event. Batman is coming again but as a different dude. Please don’t commit crimes. Do you know how fast you were going? A tiny man with a big problem. Therapy Thursday and…
1642: Welcome to Taco Bell may I take your ordinance?
Jan 30 • 98 min
Brian rolled initiative and got a 1. Chicago is like the arctic right now. Check out my hairy style. Those were NOT opioids. Gimmie all the tacos or I will blow up the nacho cheese! Recomentals and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
1641: Bacon Bits or Mr. Footloose and Uncle Tremors
Jan 29 • 115 min
SLC smells like Bacon today. The 10-year-old kid knows what’s up. Where did this plane come from? Elevator Waiter. Ozzy wants to celebrate. Making Things with Bill! Jury Duty and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
1640: Grandpa begins at conception
Jan 28 • 95 min
Oh, hi Gordon. There be a baby comin. Monopoly fights are the worst. Delta answered the biggest flight question. Do NOT kiss your hedgehog. Tom Brady is a cheater and he can prove it! Major Spoilers! Trek Nerd and more on this episode of The Morning…
1639: Manspreading vs Shebagging
Jan 24 • 104 min
How stupid is your mailman? Your candy will be different this time. Sam Elliott says it’s about time. Ken Griffin has a nice house! Someone lasered Tom Brady. Therapy Thursday and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
1638: One and Dunaway
Jan 23 • 105 min
I want an eSports bar and grill too! It’s a hula hoop, made of beef! A Penn woman tried to kidnap a kangaroo! I would not want to be on her flight. Would you like to rent a sister? Tom’s Tech Time! Recomentals and more on this episode of The Morning…
1637: The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford Who Also Killed Hitler and Then The Bigfoot
Jan 22 • 90 min
Magnum lives forever. I’d drive a hot dog. Lego is better than gold! Free eye exams for NFL refs! Massive Beef Rings are gross! Do I smell a Shwood? Jury Duty and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
1636: Soy Nut Inclusions
Jan 21 • 90 min
Thanks for the armpit! Prince Phillip is a bad driver. Put it in my veins! Pornhub has new stats! Ford makes butts! Call Now and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
TMSPM 1635: Flatulent Plumbing
Jan 18 • 60 min
I think my plumbing is trying to tell me something. App Time! Your Twitter questions and more on this episode of TMSPM.
1634: Cheat Responsibly
Jan 17 • 105 min
That’s a long night. How did they get through that? Africa on repeat! The egg wins. Dumb kid finds himself in the bird box. Therapy Thursday and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
1633: Hamberders & Covfefe
Jan 16 • 98 min
The Children War. That’s a lot of molasses. Toto forever! Take that, Jenner! Bird Box gets really dumb in Utah. Tom’s Tech Time! Recommentals and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
1632: Is it too early for a raccoon sandwich?
Jan 15 • 115 min
You like sauce or side? Does this look infected to you? Hmmm…Raccoon. Hi, it’s your dad! R Kelly is hiding. Costco wants to hook you up for a gooey 20 years. Making Things With Bill and Jury Duty and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
1631: Burgundy Button Downs
Jan 14 • 95 min
Healing, and limping, and tall tall building. How about some pizza, America? What flavor is your pringle water? Do you want a dead animal with your meal? Answer your damned texts! Major Spoilers and Trek Nerd and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
TMSPM 1630: One Dog Night
Jan 11 • 60 min
You just try and sleep now! Dan Dan The Table Top Man and more on this episode of TMSPM.
1629: Maria With A Spoon In A Back Room
Jan 10 • 107 min
Operation Boomer Operation is currently operating. Those aren’t my needles. Carful what you brag about. Watch out for the giant fatberg! Doo-Doo Butt finally arrested. Therapy Thursday and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
1628: Doorbellingus
Jan 9 • 97 min
Hey keep it down out there. Hmmm, hour doorbell tastes good. How much are the naked noodles? This IS your cheese. No idea how those got up there! Tom’s Tech Time! Recomentals and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
1627: Sea Meat
Jan 8 • 105 min
What would Walt do? I am my scars! We used an old fish! That roadkill is mine! My wine tastes weird. Don’t say this about Julian! Jury Duty and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
1626: Pho King Bingo
Jan 7 • 105 min
Hey Ruth, I really liked Chris. 400 pounds and still going! That Pho place might have to change its name. What is the nature of your space emergency? That’s a pricey fish! Major Spoilers! Trek Nerd and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
TMSPM 1625: Cafartic
Jan 5 • 54 min
What does the number mean? Dunaway joins us! Your Twitter questions and more on this episode of TMSPM.
1624: Morning Freak Show with Refrigerator Bob
Jan 3 • 107 min
Candy Burgers! Operation Boomer is on! Let me have a bite of that. My wig! I think this taco tastes like ass. But my taco sauce! Therapy Thursday and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
1623: Señor Discounts
Jan 3 • 105 min
When you get your new years eve timing just right. Can I just sleep with your dog? Old lady is not so old. I’m on fire and would like this Ho-Ho, please. What happened to my wig? Tom’s Tech Time! Recomentals and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
TMSPM 1622: Tie It To Your Equipment
Jan 3 • 45 min
Oh mandy, you came and freaked me out. It’s that time of year! App reviews and more on this episode of TMSPM.
SKIM 08: Firm Workable Pancake
Dec 27, 2018 • 50 min
Man you guys like sending emails and voicemails. So we read and play them! Also, we talk a bunch about how the holidays are going, and how to smoke salt…among other things.
1621: King Whatshisbucket
Dec 27, 2018 • 95 min
How Marry is your Poppins? Old 2am Turkey. That guy delivered. The Red Nosed Theif! This tastes weird. I wonder if this zapper will work. Therapy Thursday and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
1620: Bewbs Actually
Dec 26, 2018 • 107 min
Hey Tesla guy, you want mint for pillow? FedEx lines are really too long. Just look for the red nose. This chocolate tastes weird. Zert and give me your money. Tom’s Tech Time. Recommentals and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
SKIM 07: Rule Breakers
Dec 22, 2018 • 40 min
Kim breaks all the rules on today’s show. A LOAD of your emails, how to do pasta salad right, and so much more on our little Christmas episode!
1619: The Adventures of Big Foot and Little Hands
Dec 20, 2018 • 95 min
Gift time! You took my house! I’m with the dead body. He sure looked like bigfoot. Jack Dorsey is freakin weird. Therapy Thursday and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
1618: The Adventures of Buck Monthly
Dec 19, 2018 • 104 min
What’s with the emotional audience guy? Thanks, The Cork. I want my emotional support chicken. What’s this in my oyster? Naked with bag on head. No one wants this FedEx delivery. Tom’s Tech Time! Reccomentals and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
1617: Dog Repairs
Dec 18, 2018 • 114 min
Why am I doing this again? You have to watch more Bambi. Putin wants to run the rap world. That ink must be really expensive. The Dude is gonna get his. Making Things with Bill! Jury Duty and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
1616: Don’t Trust The Q On Deck 23
Dec 17, 2018 • 109 min
That’s not what the blue water is for. Polly want prime shipping? Those are some socks! This place is greasy. So many santa problems. Major Spoilers. Maybe trek nerd and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
TMSPM 1615: Toes, Toto, and Toast
Dec 15, 2018 • 60 min
Ok, Justine, gimmie the results. It’s all documentaries now! App Time and Your Twitter questions and more on this episode of TMSPM.
SKIM 06: Weakness in the Wall Unit
Dec 13, 2018 • 40 min
Floors plus back with a lot of email makes for a fun show! Get in here and learn how potato doughnuts are made.
1614: Side of Undies
Dec 12, 2018 • 118 min
I can’t breathe cause there be paint up my nose. What is THAT on the wall? Check out these toes! Blow up that lava, son! Coors keeps an old dude alive. I did not order this underwear. Tom’s Tech Time and Reccomentals and more on this episode of The…
1613: The War On X-Miss Kentucky
Dec 11, 2018 • 118 min
Facebook saved my dog! Sonic is gross and dangerous. Kentucky Fried Nudes. That is no sheep. Roger The Ripped is RIP. Making things with Bill! Jury and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
1612: It’s Weird Doing This Backwards
Dec 10, 2018 • 98 min
Big Dog vs Little Dog. Here’s my 32nd flavor! Tourist on Tourist action. Don’t call us we will call you. Funeral Home NUDES! Major Spoilers and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
TMSPM 1611: Between Hank Hill and Nicki Minaj
Dec 8, 2018 • 60 min
Scott has the floor. And Brian weighs in. And what about the End Game? Tabletop game talk with Dan, and your Twitter questions and more on this episode of TMSPM
SKIM 05: Hallmark Cinematic Universe
Dec 6, 2018 • 41 min
We are knee deep in flooring at the Johnson abode. Worrying about your kids texts. Cornish Pastys are really really good. Even the Canadians like us. Dinner with the kids matters. And loads more!
1610: Chad The Exorcist
Dec 6, 2018 • 98 min
Be gone foul demon! Fart and a knife, two bits. Someone has to repell those bears. Hid did what with the what now? PETA says quick being racist about pigs. Therapy Thursday and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
1609: Reese Whitherbone
Dec 5, 2018 • 95 min
How do you wanna go? Sit on THIS, tough guy! Can you hear me now? Look at the size of that bird! Burger King has a penny for your thoughts! Tom’s Tech Time and Recomentals and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
1608: The “Exscape” of Rascal Penjarvis
Dec 4, 2018 • 110 min
What food is this? Mud lady wins! He just walked out! I think that’s Clark! Steve Buscemi is well liked. Making THings with Bill and Jury Duty and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
1607: If You Can Dodge $3, You Can Dodge a Ball
Dec 3, 2018
Those Nazis had cool stuff I guess. Dodge Ball money! Hello, I am doctor pee pee. I am so sick of this cake. You got the wrong guy. Look at all these bones! Major Spoilers and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
TMSPM 1606: Weight, Weight Don’t Tell Me.
Dec 1, 2018 • 60 min
You have a gift, I have a tag. How about some real microphones! Dan Dan the Table Top Man and Your Twitter questions and more on this episode of TMSPM.
SKIM 04: Pickled Nightmare
Nov 29, 2018 • 38 min
Scott and Kim are here again, with a Birthday episode of the show. We talk about your emails, thoughts on mall fights, and what Scott does with pickles. And a lot more of course.
1605: Don’t Trust the Key in Apt. 23
Nov 29, 2018 • 110 min
There’s too much meat here! Who are you people? Disney is gonna make old star wars new again. This hockey puck will save us! Elon Musk is serious about simulations. Therapy Thursday and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
1604: Nobody expects the Sweaty Handquisition
Nov 28, 2018 • 98 min
That student is weird. Sweet sweet meth. Wanna take a car shower? Vegas and their cow noises. Taking pictures and taking pees. Tom’s Tech Time and Recomentals and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
1603: The Ma’am Mum Conundrum
Nov 27, 2018 • 118 min
My kingdom for that duck. Let’s get trivial. SLC is full of porch pirates! Secret teen phone business. Call yourself a terrorist, you are OFF the plane. Is that a rat you’re cooking? Making Things with Bill and Jury Duty and more on this episode of The…
1602: Nacho-Eating Lad
Nov 26, 2018 • 95 min
There are no good nachos left. Dog park etiquette. Now how did that phone get up there. Utah Kids like to fly! Eat a lego, and start the clock. Kids and their secret language. Major Spoilers and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
SKIM 03: The Internet For Ladies
Nov 22, 2018 • 60 min
Lots of emails and we get to talk about what we did when we were new to the couples world. How the goats actually work. Halmarkers are a thing. Kim’s side of the birthday cake dog thing. Foodie of the week and more!
1601: Neighbor to the Doodle
Nov 21, 2018 • 94 min
And then there was one. Hotdog Followup! Here, have some of the money. Jimmy Dean wants everything to smell bad. Chickpox is back in a big way! Taco Bell wants you warm. Tom’s Tech Time and Recomentals on this episode of The Morning Stream.
1600: Silent but self explanatory
Nov 20, 2018 • 120 min
You are gonna wanna see how Mister Crabs dies in this thing. Dirty Queen! My heart will go on. I think I found Danny DeVito. That’s not how weddings are supposed to go! Making Things with Bill and Jury Duty on this episode of The Morning Stream.
1599: Party On, Girth
Nov 19, 2018 • 90 min
Kids are funny. How far did that hot dog go? Dirty Dirty Queen. Drink nothing but soda and you get the horns. All praise Danny DeVito. Major Spoilers and Trek Nerd and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
PM 1598: Kroger-brand Butt-pickle
Nov 16, 2018 • 60 min
I only found the one thing! We have a quiz! App Time and Your Twitter questions and more on this episode of TMSPM.
SKIM 02: Ground Gator
Nov 15, 2018 • 60 min
Episode 2! We are committed! We talk about farms, kids and art, those horrible Hallmark movies that are coming fast, makeout mornings and more!
1597: Church of Aunt Jemima
Nov 15, 2018 • 100 min
It’s an email kind of morning. How red is your lobster? Men with beards are way sexy. What’s the sign for “you farted”? I don’t remember meth being in the original recipe. Therapy Thursday and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
1596: Met your match on Twooger
Nov 14, 2018 • 105 min
It’s 2am, whatta you do, hotshot? Hey, bill…what’s in the jar? Need more men. Bugs will save us. Quit telling me how it ends! Tom’s Tech Time and Reccomentals and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
1595: Killing Demons in the Form of a Question
Nov 12, 2018 • 100 min
I am in Jeopardy. Long Time, No See, No more. Bill Gates got that through TSA? There is not enough fish here. Bug Farts will fuel the future. Major Spoilers and Trek Nerd and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
PM 1594: Xanax of Catan
Nov 9, 2018 • 60 min
What happened at Blizzcon for reals? Scaramouche Scaramouche will you give your two-cents worth. App Time! Dan Dan the Table Top Man and more on this episode of TMSPM.
The Scott and Kim Johnson Show Pilot!
Nov 8, 2018 • 60 min
A special post in the TMS feed of the brand new “Scott and Kim Johnson Show”! It will have it’s own feed soon, and is of course on the frogpants megafeed as well. But we figured TMS folks would want to check this pilot out! Keep your eyes on frogpants.com…
1593: Fiiring up the Epilady
Nov 8, 2018 • 105 min
That must have been some spider. Breaking Badder. Waffle House was hoppin! Gimmie that wig! The beaver and I were just friends. Give me my quarter pounder! Therapy Thursday and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
1592: Haunting of Toll House
Nov 7, 2018 • 98 min
Karl speaks! Twitter is weird. PornHub wants your leaves. Dead or not, he still won. Sporks are dangerous. Here, sit in this, and like it. Tom’s Tech Time and Reccomentals and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
1591: Took Me Jubblies!
Nov 6, 2018 • 114 min
Ninja Paint! Death Threats and apple pie! That is Ragu! Boob Fart! Black Coffee makes you a badass. You took my testicles. Making Things with Bill and Jury Duty and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
1590: America Is A Person, Right?
Nov 5, 2018 • 90 min
Blizzcon was conflicting! The vegan must pay! I think your boob farted. You are jacked if you want it black. The bulldog took the whole kit. Trek Nerd and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
1589: Toast is Bread
Oct 30, 2018 • 118 min
Cheese bread is good no matter what time of day it is. They done blowd up that moose! Give us your trash! Hitler costume was not a Hit. Green Beans will never be the same. Making Things with Bill and Jury Duty and more on this episode of The Morning…
1588: Straight from the McPig
Oct 29, 2018 • 95 min
Sweet D.va costume, kid! I smell like lobster. I’m a stray so give me burgers. Waterparks are better with NUDES. How’d you get here from Maine? Take that shark! Major Spoilers and Trek Nerd and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
1587: Mad Kim, Fury Road
Oct 25, 2018 • 95 min
Road rage, chilli, and kim is back on this episode of The Morning Stream.
1586: Artificial Hoo Ha
Oct 24, 2018 • 105 min
I need some sleep advice! The floor is heavy, man. Plastic Poop is everywhere! Be on the lookout for Ross. Toilets go boom. I come from the future and I have proof! Tom’s Tech Time and Recomentals and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
1585: A Butter Understanding
Oct 22, 2018 • 85 min
We have a special guest in the house and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. PSST! It’s Kim!
TMSPM 1584: Rear Bokeh
Oct 20, 2018 • 40 min
Bagel Plate theories! A visit from a total Dork! App Time and more on this episode of TMSPM.
1583: Oh Hi, Hitler
Oct 18, 2018 • 115 min
Getting my Cod Blops on in a big way. All the stuff we said yesterday but never got to! Therapy Thursday and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
1582: Taste the Tumor
Oct 17, 2018 • 97 min
The Great Homer Experiment. Just call me ‘Hi Hitler’. Best pizza is in another castle. Bright pink is older than you are! Tom’s Tech Time and Recementals and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
1581: Dishwater Woodwater
Oct 16, 2018 • 120 min
No bum today, but I have photos. As the world turns…for Superman. What is little caesars up to? That’s a smart diaper. Making Things with Bill and Jury Duty and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
1580: Rear Window
Oct 15, 2018 • 95 min
I saw a bum, and I did not like it. Mystery Date Report! You have an alien in there. That guy is “lawn” gone. I don’t trust that pizza. Burger King is fast! Major Spoilers and Trek Nerd and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
TMSPM: 1579 Crusher No No
Oct 12, 2018 • 60 min
When your call is worse than your duty. Games and drugs with Dan! Your Twitter questions and more on this episode of TMSPM.
1578: Toast Sweat
Oct 11, 2018 • 108 min
Your reality is very dusty. The wet plate mystery! Ghost Meth! Trash Geyser! How very cumbersome. Those teeth will make you high. Therapy Thursday and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
1577: Not on (M)any Drugs
Oct 10, 2018 • 100 min
We have a Taco Bell correction. Suge Knight’s son knows whats up. Where did ya get the meth? Yellowstone barfs it all up. Cucumber fight! Tom’s Tech Time and Recomentals and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
1576: A Man Delorean
Oct 8, 2018 • 98 min
I dream in creed. I saw Venom. Bansky is a genius. Stop yelling Dad over and over. Fonts for your brain. Tupac is still with us. Major Spoilers and Trek Nerd and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
TMSPM 1575: Circus Peanut Flesh
Oct 5, 2018 • 60 min
Truck Drivers have spoken! What’s in YOUR fridge? App Time! Your Twitter questions and more on this episode of TMSPM.
1574: The Ladies Attachment
Oct 4, 2018 • 98 min
The tooth’s gone missin! How would you like to be an inch shorter. Play-Doh is still squeezing it off. Golf balls and selfies. Have this brownie and vote for me! Therapy Thursday and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
1573: Tom Hardly
Oct 3, 2018 • 98 min
Don’t spit that back in there! You never get to talk to me again. Your mustache is long. Beware the satan hole. Dunkin’ Homeless. Tom’s Tech Time! Reccomentals and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
1572: Chicken Cake
Oct 2, 2018 • 120 min
In Ohio, With God, all things are possible. LAX gets lax about pot. Colorado couple gets lost! The Cat Poo Neighbor! How long is your stash? Making things with Bill! Jury Duty and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
1571: Cheese on the Back End
Sep 27, 2018 • 98 min
Why would you say that to me? Pizza Oven Lovin! That’s a real slap in the face. Get the lead out, Boy Scouts! Please look at my phone, lady! Our burgers are less gross now! Therapy Thursday and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
1570: D is for Dingo
Sep 26, 2018 • 95 min
Taco Coffee! The dead do not like pizza. You can’t charge your phone up here! Too many flaming hot cheetos! There is no row 35. Tom’s Tech Time! Recomentals and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
1569: Trek The Halls
Sep 25, 2018 • 98 min
It’s 5am and I smell like bully sticks. What are YOU wearing this halloween? The Liver / Burger trade. Listen to this weird noise. So long and thanks for all the pizza. It’s a very Shatner time of year. Jury Duty and more on this episode of The Morning…
1568: IPA Now, IPP Later
Sep 24, 2018 • 98 min
Funerals and Fortnite. The Beers were near at Beer Fest my dear. Scrabble went weird this year. That bus driver is kinda cool. Trade you my liver for burgers. Tesla Trucks sound crazy. Robot or Not and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
TMSPM 1567: Dental Flope
Sep 21, 2018 • 76 min
Taco Bell thoughts. New tooth, who dis? Beer Fest time is back! App Time! Your Twitter questions and more on this episode of TMSPM.
1566: The Frogpanty Raid
Sep 20, 2018 • 98 min
Hide from me, no matter what occurs! Do not put a leash on people! Poor chip. I vote no to giant spiderwebs. How much to shut it all down? Therapy Thursday and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
1565: Dark Web Sherpas
Sep 19, 2018 • 108 min
When you know the internet is lying to you. This kiss is part of a complete breakfast. Grandma killed the gator. WNBC is trying to move in on our Oreo tasting turf! Hurrican Weed! WD-40 is serious about security. Toad is great. Tom’s Tech Time!…
1564: Trouser Bowser
Sep 18, 2018 • 115 min
The bra is gone! This is NOT about Mario Kart. Not gonna buy that lettuce now. Just a man and his roadkill. How many spiders is too many? Fortnite addiction kills marriages? Making Things with Bill! Jury Duty and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
1563: What’s in That Tree, Brah?
Sep 17, 2018 • 90 min
There’s a bra in that tree. That date was a real mystery. Watch out for aggressive goats. We didn’t mean ALL you can eat. Someone has to shoot the ghost clowns. Texas man is odd. Major Spoilers! Oreo Nerd and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
PM 1562: Sitting For A PM
Sep 14, 2018 • 60 min
Hey there, limpy! Possible Dan Dan the Table Top Man! App Time! Your Twitter questions and more on this episode of TMSPM.
1561: Gone Fission
Sep 13, 2018 • 105 min
And then the apple gods created adam. The dog was alive after all! How to murder your husband. Hanoi says stop eating all the dogs. That is not a normal pen. Therapy Thursday and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
1560: Naked Pineapple Humanitarian
Sep 12, 2018 • 105 min
Naked, but generous! Bully sticks are made of what now? That bird at my cheeseburger! Subway was pretty cool with it. South Koreans love their lower stress. Tom’s Tech Time. Recomentals and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
1559: How to Train Your Murderer
Sep 11, 2018 • 115 min
Brian was right! Dog fight! Please don’t take that. Old fish! 50 years at Macdonalds! She kicked the winning point! Making Things with Bill! Jury Duty and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
1558: Peppermint Punisher
Sep 10, 2018 • 98 min
Sometimes it’s just the smoke. Brian had too much Peppermint. Denver goes all in on the conspiracies. Just pee in the trash bag, sir. Naked cookie baker has poor life choices. Then I will have to TAKE the colostomy bag! Major Spoilers! Oreo Nerd and more…
TMSPM 1557: Cowboy Boots and Vaseline
Sep 7, 2018 • 60 min
Scott wants to talk about Burt Reynolds a little bit. Brian wants to talk about Spiderman a little bit. Oh yeah, well we also have app time! We top it off with Your Twitter questions and more on this episode of TMSPM.
1556: Oui Oui in Public
Sep 6, 2018 • 100 min
Watch bad movies with friends. Cow shmoo on your car! Get off my lawn or I will shock you. Clowns should probably not have guns. The French just don’t care! Therapy Thursday and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
1555: Can I Bring My Gorilla?
Sep 5, 2018 • 100 min
Dining in silence! Monkey Mondays! Don’t dip your chicken in the drink. Sleep now! Lady feces! Tom’s Tech Time! Recomentals and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
1554: An Axe-ident
Sep 4, 2018 • 98 min
Park City is as nice as ever. Those do not look like real fish. KFC wants you to take their money. Here, eat all these avocados. Man smell is very explosive. Making Things With Bill. Jury Duty and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
TMSPM 1553: The viscosity of lunch
Aug 31, 2018 • 60 min
Hi Boomer. Mystery Date Solved! What sound gets scott’s ASMR on? Ghost lobsters! Grandma Python. Fine, it’s cancelled then. Where did these men and their lube come from. APP TIME and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
1552: Flintstone’s Garbage Disposal
Aug 29, 2018 • 105 min
Waffles and Ramen! How much for the disney crap? Bees bees thousands of bees in NYC! Runway man strikes again! NBC knows whats up! Tom’s Tech Time! Reccomentals and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
1551: Whoopi’s Cushion
Aug 28, 2018 • 129 min
Cher Barbie has some things to say. There’s a skeleton in the road! Hold the mayo! How much for the meat. What’s 400 bucks anyway. Red Rum has a Red Bum. Making Things with Bill. Jury Duty and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
1550: Playing with My Ram Man
Aug 27, 2018 • 90 min
The Yogurt Diaries. Nothing trivial about last night. Hold the mayo! Meat vending machines! How much for the barbies? Oh, hello bear. Major Spoilers! Trek Nerd and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
PM 1549: Less is fewer
Aug 24, 2018 • 60 min
Take that humans! I get to turn and cough! App Time! Your Twitter questions and more on this episode of TMSPM.
1548: Penguin Erector
Aug 23, 2018 • 95 min
There was a flash and then a flood! Always logout first. How many did you have anyway? Grandmas car was rad. We do NOT have a penguin erector! Therapy Thursday and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
1547: All Zales Are Final
Aug 21, 2018 • 105 min
I can see clearly now the rain is gone. I love Christmas! That orange is ugly dude. How far can your stones go. Nude Highway Man. Let’s set him on fire. Jury Duty and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
1546: Ding Ding Bonk
Aug 20, 2018 • 95 min
120 and still dreaming about it. I’m in breaking bad country! Texas School pulls it down. What are you doing at work? Trek Nerd and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
1545: Scrim Bumbly
Aug 16, 2018 • 105 min
I will now become Lord of The Flies. Late night leveling. Keep crackin them knuckles! The year they made contact. Looks green to me! Therapy Thursday and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
1544: Nude Lewd Dude
Aug 15, 2018 • 110 min
Pepper attack! That nun is packin. Germany is out of bottles! Stop licking my car. The Beetle kids are weird lookin. Tom’s Tech Time! Reccomentals and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
1543: Click ‘Cancel’ to Subscribe
Aug 14, 2018 • 99 min
Dreaming of wolves. That’s a whale of a beer. All the Waldos right now. Steal soda, get tazed. Utah pilot had issues. Making things with Bill. Jury Duty and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
1542: Dog Frosting
Aug 13, 2018 • 90 min
Let them eat cake. Randy pulled his Orton out. How much for testicle beer? Cat on cat in Colorado. HERE’S Waldo. Major Spoilers! Trek Nerd and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
TMSPM 1541: Beat Street Burgly
Aug 10, 2018 • 60 min
Stay awhile and listen…to Metzen again. These tuck boxes are tuckering me out. App Time! Your Twitter questions and more on this episode of TMSPM.
1540: White Overbite Dancing
Aug 9, 2018 • 108 min
Sometimes you have to hold it for later. Do not eat those crayons. Drop the lemons and give me all your nickels! How much deodorant does one man need? Therapy Thursday and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
1539: Boobie Ponderosa
Aug 8, 2018 • 95 min
Those birds are not tridactyls! Was that you making cat sounds in the bush? He has a false flag! SnapChat is made of plastic. Tom’s Tech Time! Reccomentals and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
1538: No Cat’s Sky
Aug 7, 2018 • 131 min
I blame my echo for those chips. Maybe he’ll retire from bad action movies. Those are hot snacks. Hey brad, can you milk me? Making things with Bill! Jury Duty and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
1537: Reverse Fonzie
Aug 6, 2018 • 98 min
We have air, but we have smoke now too. Babble Royale! Major Spoilers! Trek Nerd and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
1536: British Butts Break Burros
Aug 2, 2018 • 98 min
My AC is terrible. Yer gonna kill that donkey! Clark Kent is better than Michael Phelps. They shut down the cannibal restaurant. That bear is outta there! Call Now and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
1535: Two Dudes Reads Internet
Aug 1, 2018 • 100 min
Run, Tom, Run! Mystery date solved! This coffee tastes weird. I’ll buy that castle please. There’s goo on the freeway! Dry Ice is the devil’s play thing. Tom’s Teck Time! Recomentals and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
1534: Orangey McFatty Pants
Jul 31, 2018 • 100 min
Sometimes you just have to go back to the beginning. That’s a painted donkey! Kombucha too far! It’s a one time kind of deal. GG, now give me 8 hail marys. Making Things with Bill. Jury Duty and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
1533: Herpo Kardashian
Jul 30, 2018 • 110 min
Not your grandmothers Netflix. They thought Ving Rhames had the meats! Major Spoilers! Trek Nerd and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
PM 1532: Quitter Twestions
Jul 27, 2018 • 60 min
Shut everything down, we’ve got a floater! KickStart my heart! App Time! Your Twitter questions and more on this episode of TMSPM.
1531: I like it open!
Jul 26, 2018 • 118 min
Philly Steak and say CHEESE! That cat is gonna make me smarter! Therapy Thursday and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
1530: Thank You For Being A Fred
Jul 25, 2018 • 98 min
Break out the dogrittos! Hi, I’m Brian and I’ll be your cohost today! Blowing french fries is fun! Sneaky tinder hacks! Recomentals! Tom’s Tech Time and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
1529: I Have Seeded Thrice
Jul 24, 2018 • 101 min
The chair and I are one. Hi, I’m Justin and I’ll be your co-host today. How much for an add in your armpit? Don’t mine me, I’m just doing some naked pushups. Here’s beer in your eye and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
1528: Man in the Fish Castle
Jul 23, 2018 • 70 min
The boy who lived. Hi I’m Stephen and I’ll be your cohost today! What the heck happened in San Diego and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
1502: Twenty Seven Teens
Jul 19, 2018 • 105 min
How would YOU celebrate 26 years of marriage! I just wanna park here! That escalated quickly! IHOP shocks the world! The head can still bite, yo! Therapy Thursday and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
TMSPM 1503: Squid Left His Business Insider
Jul 19, 2018 • 64 min
Farewell, Anthony. Hey, yer that guy from that time! Fake Kim Jong Un got held! Do NOT eat the under-cooked squid! This crab found Jesus! App Time and more on this episode of TMSPM.
1505: Jorgy
Jul 19, 2018 • 45 min
The TMS Micro Experience. Spend time with your pets! Avengers made serious bank. The McToilet rule. Bees bees millions of bees. Morrissey says vegans are super rad and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
PM: Special Denver Comic Con Edition!
Jul 19, 2018 • 34 min
Literally Scott talking to Brian as he walks around the Denver ComicCon!
1508: The Tot Cartel
Jul 19, 2018 • 90 min
When your kids hate things you like. Trek Nerd and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
1510: Transparent Chicken Backpack
Jul 19, 2018 • 98 min
Go to bed already. No more lucky chickens! You can’t make that movie here. I’m totally going with her! State Fair food is gross. Reccomentals! Tom’s Tech Time and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
1515: I Write the Songs That Make the Homeless Leave
Jul 19, 2018 • 110 min
The Food is the problem. Hold my beer. Hermit runs out of time. Pornhub wants you to hear better. Rite-Aid evokes the Manilow. Therapy Thursday and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
PM 1516: Hey Dad, Check Your Phone
Jul 19, 2018 • 60 min
This tale is very hand maideny. How thicc is too thicc? App Time! Your Twitter questions and more on this episode of TMSPM.
1517: Manscape your church
Jul 19, 2018 • 99 min
Was the shoe what done it! Very lucky girl. Camera blown up! Urinal fight! I can see your drawing from space. Major Spoilers! Trek Nerd and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
1519: Human Gravy
Jul 19, 2018 • 95 min
July the 4th be with you! Epic international phone fail! Facebook is confused. Sony is not helping their piracy problems. McDonalds warns us of utter chaos! Canada has a poo problem. CALL NOW and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
TMSPM 1520: That Fresh Ant-Man Smell
Jul 19, 2018 • 77 min
Your Pepsi just couldn’t handle it. Let’s play guess the taffy! App Time! (Scott’s pick, Brian’s pick) Your Twitter questions and more on this episode of TMSPM.
1524: I Hope You’re Wearing a Diaper
Jul 19, 2018 • 120 min
Keep it down out there. So many lawns to cut! How much for a new transmission? I only drink at the stop signs. Snacks on a plane. Therapy Thursday and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
PM 1525: Brush the Puckle
Jul 19, 2018 • 60 min
How good is Brian at trivia, REALLY. Let’s take a look at some apps! (Scott reviewed “Look, Your Loot!”, and Brian did “Up Left Out”.) Your Twitter questions and more on this episode of TMSPM.
1527: Putin on the Ritz
Jul 19, 2018 • 120 min
Tadpoolers keep getting married! Subway knows stuff. Your nose tastes weird to me. What rattlesnakes are a thing. Umm, that’s not gas in there. Making Things with Bill! Jury Duty and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
1526: Fondue Macarena
Jul 16, 2018 • 96 min
Hurry up or you’ll be late for Pot Church. Elon Musk might be bad at twitter. Vapers just bout take down a whole plane. Sweet bucket seats! Major Spoilers! Trek Nerd and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
1523: Ex Macarena
Jul 11, 2018 • 98 min
Bathe in my milk. A big babble royale! Tom’s Tech Time! Recommentals and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
1522: Bathroom Ketchup
Jul 10, 2018 • 105 min
Hot Cheetos are super energy food. How many spiders again? The ladies do not like the Speedos. That naked runner is HARIBO! Costco is anti-polish. Making Things with Bill. Jury Duty and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
1521: Schrodinger’s Pickle
Jul 9, 2018 • 90 min
Too much mac and cheese. The wives are OUT! How much for the old burger? Kicking you out of your own pool. Rocket Man, signed and everything. Major Spoilers! Trek Nerd and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
1518: Trumpstone Chewable Vitamins
Jul 3, 2018 • 108 min
Bird attack! Silent money is still money. Those ecstasy pills look familiar. Madonna is a horrible neighbor. Why popcorn is better with chopsticks. Making Things with Bill! Jury Duty and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
1514: I Just Chew What My Wife Brings Home
Jun 27, 2018 • 98 min
The tunnel of love? Finally, the leader of the space nation is here. Dinosaurs can’t say ahhhhh. Rough night at the ballpark. We asked for more fish, and they killed all the fish. Recomentals! Tom’s Tech Time and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
1513: Egg Unit
Jun 26, 2018 • 98 min
My dog’s not that scary. You can’t take pictures here! Girl Interrupted! You’re it! I was just makin a sammich, officer. Jury Duty and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
1512: Bieber Secretions
Jun 25, 2018 • 100 min
Prohibition is back! BMW makes tiny cars. Stop taking pictures with that bird! That expensive Hot Dog water. Try and not jog over here. Is your doll possessed? Major Spoilers! Trek Nerd and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
1511: Ballistic Gel Thanos
Jun 21, 2018 • 90 min
These old maids they ain’t where they’re supposed to be. I ate one too! Burger King is sorry about that. Naked and throwing chairs. Rats ate your money. That hotdog gun probably hurts! CALL NOW and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
1509: Do Right by Your Underbuisiness
Jun 19, 2018 • 105 min
Worst game of burgertime ever. I am whitey mcwhite white. Bob the cat! It’s a salad emergency! Snakes get hungry too you know. Revenge is served! Making Things with Bill! Jury Duty and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
1507: Leave It In The Beaver
Jun 14, 2018 • 105 min
The Swedish Ghost! Take my heart with you when you go. Someone in Idaho has the plague. Hmmm…beaver secretions. That is one sexy cow. This taco tastes like foot. Therapy Thursday and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
1506: FireflyFlan
Jun 13, 2018 • 104 min
Eff the pipes! A very puzzling pint. Babble Royale Returns! More bees! That Vegas Orgy was kinda lame. That Racoon in St. Paul is fine! In and Out had a bun problem. Tom’s Tech Time! Reccomentals and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
1504: Pockets of Jam
Jun 11, 2018 • 95 min
Too much E3. Welcome to Octlantis! Thanks, Dog Pee! Kim Jong Un brought his own utilities. Sorry, that’s not on sale, but here’s 300 million dollars. Major Spoilers! and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
1501: Two Boobs and a Lady
Jun 6, 2018 • 105 min
Should you pass on movie pass? Volcano Man! The Eggplant is not going to work. Danny DeVito is quite the prom date. Recomentals! Tom’s Tech Time and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
1500: Groin Folds Five
Jun 5, 2018 • 119 min
It’s international get this mug day! Maybe don’t do it in that river. Check out my Pit Liquor! Define ‘pickle’. That guy got totally stoned. Making Things with Bill. Jury Duty and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
1499: I’ll Be Your Friend For Free
Jun 4, 2018 • 98 min
I’d by that friendship for a dollar. Vegas likes to start early. Hey doc, does this look weird to you? Blamber Stictch Slumber Crutch saves someone! A gun, a machete and a guitar walk into a bar. Major Spoilers! Trek Nerd and more on this episode of The…
TMSPM 1498: In Un Out
Jun 1, 2018 • 74 min
That lady does not trust me. Kim Jong Un wants a burger. That dude must have really stank! Don’t blaze up on a plane. Jersey Shore blows over to France. App Time! (Squarespace Note & Pac-Man) Your Twitter questions and more on this episode of TMSPM.
1497: Doodling With His Bing Bong
May 31, 2018 • 105 min
That was a lot of beef. Time for your mug shot! Two rings, one marriage. You don’t look like captain kirk. I wanna die like I lived! How many gallstones did YOU have removed. Therapy Thursday and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
1496: Keebler the Leprechaun
May 30, 2018 • 105 min
Saw solo in a quatro. More like Hall of Flame! What would jesus fly. How to get people off PornHub. Do not roast marshmallows there. Tom’s Tech Time! Reccomentals and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
1495: Military Grade Tacos
May 29, 2018 • 98 min
How much is that Joust in the window. I only like Nazi Flags. You can’t sell your own highschool. That is some seriously old dandruff. Car wreck and a haircut two bits. Making Things with Bill! Jury Duty and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
1494: Gooch Guard
May 28, 2018 • 98 min
Charity and mugs, mugs and charity! Boulder has a problem. How much does that plane hold! Sesame Street is not down with the Happy Time murders. Major Spoilers and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
1493 PM: Opie-oids
May 25, 2018 • 74 min
Mating UPS trucks. Scott is a Bluetooth blocker. Your mussels are totally high! I need enough potatoes till fill the entire tub. App Time! Your Twitter questions and more on this episode of TMSPM.