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304: The Waste From The Mothership
May 28 • 70 min
The Ashtar Command Crew is a global organization on a mission of…. peace, maybe? It’s difficult to say. We’re not even sure who’s on the crew. Okay, we know three things: Ashtar is love, The Paa-Tal are old, and the tall greys are taller than the short…
Garbage Day videos are online
May 27 • 0 min
Call your lawyers, The Garbage Day Records are online. On May 18th of 2019, The F Plus set out to record live for 24 hours straight to raise money for the National Network of Abortion Funds. Missed the live event? We won’t judge you. Visit thefpl.us to…
303: DIY Junk Machines
May 9 • 67 min
For well over a decade, John James has been committed to a single mission: Disrupting the economics of the global sex industry by innovationg solutions of upcycled aftermarket parts. By that, I mean that John James makes things for him to put his dick…
302: Don’t Forget (I’m) The A-Hole
Apr 13 • 88 min
People need a moral arbiter in their lives, and while that’s understandable, it’s an odd move to trust Reddit to do it for you. And yet, r/AmITheAsshole is there, and it’s handling hundreds of conflicts a day. This week, The F Plus gets disgusted by an…
301: Stuffed Full Of Fantasy
Mar 22 • 67 min
A previous subject from nearly a decade ago, the website of Fantasy Feeder is still committed to its cause: Encouraging people to overeat to an absurd degree so that other people can get boners. This week, Zboatzboat!
300: 300 Episodes
Mar 22 • 3 min
This week, episode.
299: Lavender Scissors Overlord
Mar 17 • 70 min
With a couple dozen books in the Kindle store at about 300 pages apiece, Morgan Blayde’s contributions to the urban fantasy genre could best be described as “relentless”. His protagonist has a magical tattoo that helps him straight up murder a hundred…
298: Giving You Tingles
Mar 10 • 81 min
The topic of ASMR first caught a number of peoples’ attention as a very strange looking and suddenly popular YouTube goldrush. The idea of whispering, crinkling, and providing a number of close wet sounds is very much tied into the happiness of a certain…
297: Aliens & Autism
Mar 3 • 73 min
While technical writer Michael Menkin may not be an accredited scientist, he is a man of science. One scientific field interests him in particular, and that’s the field of sewing plastic bags to the insides of a leather aviator softcap in order to prevent…
296: SWORDS!!!
Feb 3 • 79 min
The world can be a scary place, and that’s why the folks at BUDK Worldwide are there, day after day, to use that fear as a tool to sell cheap worthless crap to rubes with self esteem problems. We’re here for the swords, but there’s a lot of categories on…
295: A Role In The Sack
Jan 23 • 78 min
Sex! Sure, it’s a thing that people pretend to enjoy, but when it comes down to it, it turns out very few people seem to like the actual physical act. As in all things, it’s up to The Internet to this into a fulfilling experience, and the community over…
294: Steve Bannon Ruined Your Sex Robot Conference
Jan 1 • 67 min
Since 2004, the International Conference on Advances in Computer Entertainment Technology (or ACE, confusingly) has tried to explore the forefront of the intersection between humans and computers. But some changes in the steering committee and a surprise…
293: Problematic Sex Toys
Dec 13, 2018 • 72 min
Some years ago, we covered some of the sex toys on offer at Bad Dragon. But now this is an entirely different thing. We’re taking a tour of different places on the internet, all of which want to you to have sex with truly horrifying objects. This week,…
292: Stumped!
Dec 3, 2018 • 77 min
DeviantArt is a strange place with many strange people, chief among them are the titular deviants, who use the site to share and explore their own peculiar sexual predilections. And that prediliction for tonight? Amputee fetishists, and the various ways…
live7a: F Plus Live 7 | Seattle, I Guess | Part 1
Nov 17, 2018 • 91 min
It took us until our seventh F Plus Live to figure out that we could do it somewhere other than Minneapolis, and that we could do it in a theatre! We’re so excited about the idea that we start things off with a musical number, before moving right in to…
live7b: F Plus Live 7 | Seattle, I Guess | Part 2
Nov 17, 2018 • 68 min
As is tradition, we return from the break drunker than we were when we started, which becomes really obvious in Lemon’s failed introductions. But we’ve got more crap to read, and we’re going to read it! In the end, the room shares what they’ve learned…
291: Hi Reddit, I’m On Drugs Right Now
Oct 22, 2018 • 68 min
Some people use drugs as a method of self-discovery. Some people use Reddit as a way to discover things they don’t know enough about. What happens when these two things combine? Stupid things, obviously! We’re looking at a number of different subreddits,…
290: Smashed Words
Oct 12, 2018 • 79 min
With half a million works in their catalog, the marketplace at the strangely named Smashwords describes itself as “your ebook. your way”. And, as long as “your ebook” is a christian cyberpunk business-minded erotic novalla and “your way” is with rambling…
289: May I Propose Prepuce?
Sep 20, 2018 • 81 min
When the users over at Adult Fanfiction Dot Org aren’t writing porn, they’re thinking of ways to critque the ways that you, personally, write your porn. Fortunately, the site has a forum to service this need. This week, The F Plus finds the Darkwing Duck…
288: The Rites of Price
Sep 11, 2018 • 78 min
Let’s not complicate matters: There are magickal items for sale on Etsy. This episode involves us reading about those items. We square? Great. Now, enjoy our new game show. This week, The F Plus doesn’t give any sharp items to Contestant Number One.
287: Shorn To Secrecy
Sep 6, 2018 • 72 min
We’ve previously taught you that being into women’s hair is a thing, but it turns out that the cutting of hair is a thing as well. There’s a surprising number of sites documenting this fact, and we’re looking at several of them, from forums to niche porn…
twas: ‘Twas The Night of Jack Chickmas
Aug 15, 2018 • 52 min
So, Cat Examiner submitted a document that was nothing but “Night Before Christmas” style poems. Then, the next day, Jack Chick got drunk and recorded the entire document, top to bottom, by himself.
286: Topix Not Worth Discussing
Aug 7, 2018 • 78 min
The website Topix has been around since 2004 and in all that time has yet to figure out a good reason to exist. It’s a news aggregator website with specific regional subsections, and that’s the part we’re focusing on in this episode. Who called the cops…
285: Our First And Only Vore Episode
Jul 30, 2018 • 77 min
It’s kind of weird that a podcast that’s existed for as long as ours has, that covers the sort of material that we do, has yet to do a full-on vore episode. Just a primer in case you need it: Vore is the (predominantly furry) preoccupation with one party…
284: The Politics of Bimboland
Jul 6, 2018 • 76 min
Bimboland (or BimboLand or Bimbo Land, depending) is a browser game where where players create an avatar and then level up their stats, try on clothes, and date other bimbos. Much more crucially, the Nation of Bimboland has a state called Atheistia,…
283: Nice Guys Finish Last
Jul 1, 2018 • 81 min
Milovana.com is the internet’s most comprehensive resource for methods of orgasm denial. From instructional videos to concept discussions, to a genre of video game that is entirely baffling, the folks over here are united by a single belief that having an…
282: Pounded In The Butt By The Heal Beam
Jun 10, 2018 • 68 min
Over time, the sociological constructs of multiplayer video games have bled ever more into the regular lives of sexually active adults. Whether with strangers or known companions, the construct of team dynamics in a pseudoviolent situation become more…
281: I Want That Inside Me
Jun 1, 2018 • 76 min
Biohack.me is a place for “grinders”. That’s a word with many definitions, but to the forum community at biohack.me, a grinder is someone who cuts themsleves in order to stick something in the wound, like a magnet or a USB stick. As you might imagine,…
280: For A Better Slearth
May 24, 2018 • 62 min
Of the many Stack Exchange communities out there, the brave souls at the Worldbuilding Stack Exchange are the ones working tirelessly to solve the very dumbest of problems. Got a problem with your fictional alternate reality universe? Logistics you want…
279: Masters of Bating
May 13, 2018 • 68 min
If you’re looking for a place where old men are chattin’ about jackin’, you could do a lot worse than JackinChat dot com. These are men who have transcended masturbation as you might know it and recognize it as the only pure form of human expression; an…
278: It’s Trichy!
Apr 3, 2018 • 80 min
You might expect that the people over at KinkyForums are dilettantes with their sexual proclivities, but that would be a mistake. They have found what is, for them, the one perfect fetish: hair. They may disagree on hair length, hair texture, and the most…
277: My First Time (Lying On A Website)
Mar 14, 2018 • 79 min
The website MyFirstTime.com was launched in 1997 to collect stories of formative sexual experiences from its visitors. Those stories are, on average, outright fabrications written by people whose pornography habits influence their worldview. As you read…
276: im•`prüv yər lek•sə•`kän
Mar 5, 2018 • 73 min
For nearly 20 years, the website Urban Dictionary has been providing definitions for words and terms not covered by the Merriam-Webster dictionary. And that statement is true, so you needn’t concern yourself with the cromulence of these definitions, or…
275: Plane Crazy
Feb 14, 2018 • 72 min
Our world was made a lot smaller with the proliferation of airplanes. Costing hundreds of millions of dollars apiece, an airplane can provide safe and efficient travel over the Atlantic in mere hours. Planes are great! Who wouldn’t want to fuck one? This…
274: The Computer Wrote These
Jan 21, 2018 • 45 min
In a complete departure from our usual approach, we spend this episode composing and reading text using Botnik’s predictive text generators: the system used to write Harry Potter and the Portrait of What Looked Like a Large Pile of Ash. We give that a…
273: Flashlight Enthusiasts?
Jan 16, 2018 • 81 min
There’s a couple hundred thousand members of CandlePowerForums and I don’t mind telling you: those folks are really into flashlights. In what is probably our most jargon-filled episode, we’re exploring the predilictions of these (exclusively) men who want…
272: Yiff The Gathering
Jan 6, 2018 • 83 min
Furoticon is a game similar to Magic: The Gathering, but with two important distinctions: The objective of the game is to get your furry trading cards to have sex with each other and the rules are impossible to figure out. But we’re not going to let that…
271: The Screenplays of ComicsNix
Dec 21, 2017 • 70 min
ComicsNix is a somewhat prolific fan fiction author who became a brief point of internet interest after writing a story where Severus Snape has sex with all the Teletubbies. But that’s passé now, so we’re off to explore his other, more intellectual works…
270: A Glove Fetish Is Like A Watch Fetish But With Gloves
Dec 12, 2017 • 78 min
The World Wide Glove Fetish Association (or WWGFA, for those in the know) is a surprisingly popular forum where the predominantly British members discuss the intricacies of their fetish for gloves while a dedicated group of niche pornographers try to…
269: So, I Guess I’ll Just Keep Holding Out For A Hero
Dec 5, 2017 • 76 min
“Real Life Superheroes” is a somewhat confusing term, because it describes actual living human beings who wear costumes and write bios in the third person espousing their worldview and then… I mean, well what is “heroism” really? Is signing up for an…
268: How To Win At ASCII Art
Nov 26, 2017 • 78 min
Since 1995, GameFAQs has served as a hub for video game walkthroughs and strategies. While this is of little concern to our podcast, the fact that this website also contains a forum where video game enthusiasts can share their thoughts concerns us. Having…
267: We Resentfully Attend
Nov 19, 2017 • 76 min
As the previous episode on this subject (#129) can attest to, the people who blog about their weddings on Offbeat Bride are really into nerdy things. And it’s okay if you don’t believe me on this, because they’ll be more than happy to provide evidence.…
266: For No One’s Consideration
Nov 12, 2017 • 75 min
The Movie Ideas Wiki is (and this is going to come as a surprise) a wiki wherein people write and catalog ideas they have for movies. But (and this may come as an even bigger surprise) the ideas posted on that wiki are crap. So Boots was thinking “Hey,…
265: Only The Preambles To Recipes
Nov 5, 2017 • 67 min
Food blogging has a conundrum: People like to read and share recipes, but with there only being so many unique varients on “Sausage And Peppers”, how can one particular food blog hope to cultivate its audience? Why, with 🌟zazzle🌟 of course! And words.…
264: Folks On Amazon Reviewing Dildos
Oct 18, 2017 • 79 min
As the world’s third largest retailer, Amazon provides a marketplace with an ever expanding range of products like groceries, fine art, television shows, video game streams, and dildos. Yes of course dildos this is the internet and there’s always dildos.…
263: Not Always On Topic
Oct 2, 2017 • 68 min
Previous subject notalwaysright.com (which titles itself as “Not Always Right - Funny & True Stores”) has sections other than the one where cashiers totally own customers and then everyone applauds afterwards. In this episode, we look at Not Always…
262: WikiPlow
Sep 25, 2017 • 84 min
The website Wikiporno is fun to say. In addition to that, it’s a Media Wiki site where, as best as we can figure, three guys lovingly catalog all of the pornography they have seen, and they’ve seen a lot of a pornography! This week, we start principal…
261: Ask Reddit And You Shall Receive Reddit
Sep 16, 2017 • 68 min
With a subscribed userbase of 18 million, r/AskReddit works with a simple premise: One person asks a question, other people answer it. And that open-ended concept means means Reddit can do what it’s best at: Dim your view of human worth. It is a series of…
live6a: F Plus Live 6 | Conjuring Satan | Part 1
Sep 11, 2017 • 86 min
The F Plus Live 6 is the biggest and most dangerous F Plus Live in history. After explaining the premise of the show, Lemon starts out handing out documents (or “spells”), and the audience quickly learns there’s going to be a lot to wrap your head around.…
live6b: F Plus Live 6 | Conjuring Satan | Part 2
Sep 11, 2017 • 94 min
Lemon receives a phone call from his supervisor and the plan changes. More readers! We need more readers! Ironicus & Cheapskate: wikiHow (The Good vs Evil Edition) Lou Fernandez: A religious tretise on Satan and Hell by High Priestess Maxine Dietrich…
live6c: F Plus Live 6 | Conjuring Satan | Part 3
Sep 11, 2017 • 54 min
For the last segment of F Plus Live 6, we consult a supercomputer and our nearest available Frank West to learn that we have not yet collected enough magicks to summon Satan. And so, we take drastic measures. Lemon & The Audience: badfic snippets J W…
260: The Eroticism of Barney Gumble
Sep 4, 2017 • 74 min
The members of The Burp Fetish Forums share one particular prediliction which is (and this may surprise you) they all have a burp fetish. How does this fetish manifest itself, you ask? Do they like women burping or men burping? Burping in public places or…
259: Eat Me Drink Me
Aug 4, 2017 • 74 min
Hello, podcast listener! This is an episode about making food with bodily fluids. If you’re familiar with what we do, you’re probably going to like this episode a lot. If you’ve never heard this show before, this isn’t the one to start with. Maybe try a…
258: Do Not Pass Go
Jul 28, 2017 • 74 min
The creators and visionaries over at The Game Crafter have some innovative new board and card games to sell you, and they’re not hampered by such trivialities as marketability, distribution, is this game any good, and am I a cretin with an axe to grind…
257: The Wizard Forums!
Jul 21, 2017 • 72 min
This episode on The Wizard Forums can best be described with this opening note from the document: Order within each section is approximately “least likely to be a serial killer” to “most likely to be a serial killer.”
256: Findumb
Jul 8, 2017 • 81 min
The financial domination subculture is one centered around the act of one person giving money to another personfor reasons which must be self evident. We’re looking at the thoughts and habits of both the findoms and the paypigs, and the troubles they have…
255: Thermodynamic Martinets & Jar Jar Breasts
Jul 3, 2017 • 72 min
There’s a fella on the internet by the name of saganfan1983 who has a lot of opinions to share about the issues that affect us all, like what breasts should look like or if it’s okay to eat that one fish from The Phantom Menace. Oh! Also he built a…
254: I’ll Show You The Life Of The Mind
Jun 21, 2017 • 80 min
The premise of the Millenial-focused superblog Thought Catalog can be neatly summarized in its slogan All thinking is relevant. This is infuriating by itself, and not helped by the dozen or so incredibly prolific bloggers who pose the challenge “All…
253: Heal Yourself With Crystals
Jun 10, 2017 • 75 min
The proprietors of online crystal shop EnergyMuse.com inform us that “almost ever [sic] ancient civilization has utilized Earth energy—in the form of crystals and gems—in some way.” And if you think that statement is suspect, let me ask you - do you…
252: It Is Always Cold In Chili’s
Jun 2, 2017 • 81 min
The stated mission statement of Corporate Office & Headquarters is to provide visitors with customer service contact information for a variety of different corporations. However, the site allows comments, so the actual mission is that. This week, The F…
251: 凸(◎益◎)凸
May 26, 2017 • 74 min
If you visit RantRampage.com, you’ll find that the middle 390 pixels are filled with thousands of grievances filed by anonymous people on every available subject. That’s followed by dozens of comments by more anonymous people who are wholly disinterested…
250: WAM!!!
May 19, 2017 • 79 min
There’s a lot of peculiar naming conventions in unusual internet fetishes, which makes the Wet And Messy fetishists very appreciated. They like it when people are wet and messy! And they have many many many words to prove it. They also have a whole lot of…
249: Ridiculist Passions
May 8, 2017 • 84 min
The Passions Network presents a unique value proposition: What if, instead of making one dating website, we create literally hundreds of unique (in name, but largely identical) websites, in the hopes of luring in customers with a whole bunch of…
248: All World Keyboard Wrestling And Roughhouse feDeration
Apr 10, 2017 • 85 min
There’s a lot of enthusiastic wrestling fans in the world, and some of them dream of one day becoming professional wrestlers in their own right. In the real world that would take a lot of diligence, luck, and willingness to adopt a lifelong addiction to…
247: r/eally_sorry_about_that
Mar 21, 2017 • 77 min
Personal relationships can be difficult to manage, and there are times when people look for advice from the people closest to them. This is all well and good, but what happens when your closest friends are the anonymous chowderheads on Reddit? Well, in…
246: Compose With Joystick Controllers
Mar 15, 2017 • 73 min
Cartridge Lit invites visitors to share video-game inspired poetry and prose, and a number of people have taken them up on that invitation, bringing their credentials with them. And so, what we have in this episode is a straight hour of reading…
245: In Memoriam IMDb Forums
Mar 5, 2017 • 69 min
This year, IMDb made the decision to dismantle its own message boards, saying that they didn’t provide enough value to the site. This of course piqued our interest and we went to see what kind of conversations could be found there. As it turns out: It was…
244: The Definitive Vampire Episode
Feb 24, 2017 • 83 min
If you are a regular listener to the podcast, you are probably aware of communities who self-identify as superhuman or supernatural creatures. You are also probably aware that these communities often have inconsistent and arbitrary criteria to support…
243: I’m Twelve And I’m Not Lying
Feb 16, 2017 • 79 min
Real Super Powers is a site for the documentation of real, actual, legitimate, bona fide, undeniable, serious, authentic, honest, indubitable, factional, non-fictional, unaffected, veritable, perceptible, irrefutable, sincere, honest, no really I promise…
242: (Untitled Vaping Episode)
Feb 4, 2017 • 75 min
As vaporizers became more popular in recent years, the internet did what it does: turn an uninteresting pastime into a cultural signifier with its own jargon and infighting. And so were born “Cloud Chasers”; the men who risk friendships, wages, and their…
241: DRUGS!
Jan 26, 2017 • 74 min
Drugs Forum is (and this may surprise you) a forum where people talk about using drugs. That is, hundreds of thousands of people, over millions of threads, gathering to discuss the drugs they’re doing, have recently done, or wish to do in the very near…
240: You Need Satan More Than He Needs You
Jan 14, 2017 • 73 min
The Satanic International Network (or SIN, hyuk hyuk) bills itself as “the most popular social networking site for Satanists”. While I’m not really sure how many sites they beat out for that title, what we have here is a site where various flavors of…
239: Here Are Some More Of My Favorite Kinks
Jan 7, 2017 • 86 min
Back in 2014, we did an episode on a website called F-List, which is a site where furry perverts can share their fetishes in hopes of finding a match with similar bizarre turn-ons. But only recently did we come to find out that the site has forums, where…
238: We Wuv Wawa
Jan 3, 2017 • 65 min
There’s a lot of justifiable reasons for a modern human to be angry, but the mostly anonymous users of PissedConsumer.com haven’t stumbled on any of them. Instead, this is a site about screaming into an aching void of your own customer service…
237: Craigslist Has Forums?
Dec 27, 2016 • 58 min
While Grindr may have revolutionized the way people have anonymous gay sex, Craigslist is still a useful repository for people looking for gross furniture, seedy “modeling” jobs and unpaid gigs for exposure. But in addition to all that, they apparently…
236: Mana From Heathens
Dec 16, 2016 • 61 min
California rich guy and man who has opinions Rob Rhinehart invented Soylent as an open source replacement to the unbearable agony of preparing and eating food. And since its inception in 2013, Soylent has given the gift of uncontrollable butt problems to…
235: This Hub Is A Mess
Dec 10, 2016 • 79 min
This episode is about HubPages.com (don’t forget the asshole).
234: Question.com And The Morons
Nov 28, 2016 • 75 min
Of the many dubious question and answer websites that The F Plus has covered so far, Question.com is certainly one of them. This week, we’re visiting The Rude Boy Planet.
233: Yes, But Can I Get A Man’s Opinion?
Nov 21, 2016 • 82 min
Near as we can tell, the website Girls Ask Guys exists for two reasons: To provide women with insight on the innermost thoughts that drive the actions of men, and to surprise you with autoplay music and ads. Near as well can tell, the website Girls Ask…
232: Myers’ Frigs
Nov 13, 2016 • 75 min
According to the Washington Post, roughly 2 million people a year take the Myers-Briggs Type Indicator. And according to A Number I Just Made Up, 66% of those were administered by people who work in corporate HR departments, habitually doing the voice of…
live5a: F Plus Live 5 | The Finnish Incident | Part 1
Nov 5, 2016 • 76 min
Finland’s plot is unleashed! In the fifth F Plus Live show (The Finnish Incident), each reader will approach the stage to be met by Montrith’s courier, who will give them material they have never seen before and must read right then and there. The results…
live5b: F Plus Live 5 | The Finnish Incident | Part 2
Nov 5, 2016 • 85 min
The agony continues! With F Plus Live undaunted by Montrith’s first selections, she reaches for incompehensible dialect, hardcore dorkporn, and selections of poetry. Did we mention the nuclear tipped Angry Birds? I’m pretty sure we’ve mentioned the Angry…
live5c: F Plus Live 5 | The Finnish Incident | Part 3
Nov 5, 2016 • 75 min
The explosive finale! Montrith turns the screws on the audience, but they prove resiliant. This is part three of three. And we start it out with Lemon and a piece of music journalism with a bunch of lyrics in it. After that, Achilles’ Heelies learns a lot…
231: Episode 231 The Hedgehog
Oct 22, 2016 • 83 min
The Sonic the Hedgehog franchise has a fanbase that frequently creates their own “original characters” with all of the care, originality and effort that went into the characters they’re emulating (which is a compliment to nobody). At the Sonic Fan…
230: Huge Hoops Hard Dudes
Oct 15, 2016 • 83 min
The men of HoopFetish.com are sexually excited by hoop earrings. And it’s okay if you don’t trust me on this, because they’ve written a number of words themselves to support this claim. We’re going to be taking a look at the men in this community, and…
229: The Space In Our Planet
Oct 8, 2016 • 62 min
Our brand new intern is in the mix while Lemon forgets which setting his microphone is supposed to be on and we explore the science behind The Concave Earth Theory! Popularized by Steven Christ, The Concave Earth theory states that [onomatopoeia where you…
228: United Nations of Dinguses
Sep 26, 2016 • 71 min
Nation States is a game where players can create their own idealized version of a country, ally with other nations in the game, pass resolutions, and vie for supremacy. Separate from that, the forums of Nation States is a place where people post in…
227: Self Publish And Perish
Sep 13, 2016 • 92 min
Our modern internet affords lots of opportunities for self-expression. However, these things remain ephemeral, and some authors long for the physicality of the written word. Fortunately for them, there’s America Star Books (formerly PublishAmerica), a…
226: This Is Not A wikiHow Episode
Aug 28, 2016 • 87 min
Launched in 1999, eHow is a content farm built to give advice on how to perform crucial tasks and it is, crucially, not wikiHow. It’s still very much F Plus worthy though, as you can see from articles like “How to Give a Milk Enema”, “How To Text A Girl…
225: Something Something Disrupt
Aug 22, 2016 • 70 min
The internet is an exciting global landscape under constant dynamic upheaval. I have no idea what any of that means, but we’re talking about tech startups here, so it doesn’t really matter. We’re looking at a site called IdeasWatch where people can pitch…
224: UGH! F Plus Raps
Aug 13, 2016 • 78 min
It’s been too long since our last musical episode, but this one is worth the wait. We gathered together some of The F Plus’ greatest hip-hop enthusiasts (and also Boots) to browse the internet’s finest sources for hip hop lyrics; I’m talking about…
223: Penis Problems & Water
Aug 11, 2016 • 82 min
Do you understand homeopathy? We don’t. So we brought The Internet’s own K. Thor Jensen along as we took a good long browse through the forums of ABC Homeopathy. We still don’t understand homeopathy, but now we know that a lot of the men who are into it…
222: The Left Hand Complaints
Jul 29, 2016 • 77 min
With an estimated 2.4 million visits per hour, PornHub is one of the most popular websites on The Internet. In serving up petabytes of data to a huge customer base who are, by design, short term participants you might think that these participants would…
221: Specialty Wankers
Jul 21, 2016 • 68 min
The Internet is frequently looking to expand the scope of human knowledge, and My Masturbation is a site doing that in a unique way. Offering hundreds of unique masturbation suggestions for both men and women, reading this site turned out to be way…
220: Girl Pits Boys
Jul 16, 2016 • 74 min
As we’ve demonstrated so far, human sexuality is a complicated and frequently confusing morass. And to that end, we present to you: The men of GirlPits. They like the armpits of girls. A lot. And now it’s time for you to hear about it. This week, body…
219: Teens Talkin Trash On Gaia Online
Jul 8, 2016 • 75 min
With over 28 million members and 13 years of history, Gaia Online could accurately be called one of the most popular forums on the internet. It’s central feature is a gamification effort where members can dress up their paper-doll avatars with bits and…
218: Idiocy is the Mother of These Inventions
Jul 3, 2016 • 79 min
In the past, The F Plus has provided listeners with all sorts of inventions that the internet has come up with and wants to sell to the general public. And, well, let’s not complicate matters. We’re doing that again. Lest you fear repetition, have you…
217: Steal This Episode
Jun 25, 2016 • 78 min
The internet is frequently a place where people brag about their talents in a particular skill, and if that skill is stealing things from stores, well that’s just fine. We’re looking at the people who steal, proudly, and they have things to say. Some of…
216: DOWNLOADING PLACEBO.EXE
Jun 20, 2016 • 72 min
Victor is feeling a little under the weather, and it just so happens that Quantum Man offers “The World’s First Downloadable Medicine”. In keeping with the spirit of alternative medecine served over the internet, Quantum Man is a gaudy site that promises…
215: Oculus Cruft
Jun 10, 2016 • 93 min
It’s a confluence of technologies and interests that brought us to this point, but we’re here. With a number of viable VR options released to the market, we find ourselves taking our first clumsy steps towards fully realized, three dimensional, immersive,…
214: Jerks Off Of Jerking Off
Jun 3, 2016 • 77 min
NoFap is a community, fortified by Reddit, where men (and hypothetically women, but always men) can discuss how they’ve reached their full physical and intellectual potential since they’ve stopped masturbating. And the results are self-evident when you…
213: You’re Reviewing It Wrong
May 27, 2016 • 128 min
A self-published author has a difficult job to do when it comes to promotion. They’ve got to follow sales, trends, promotions, press, design, and beyond all that, they go on Good Reads and yell at people who didn’t like their book. Well, maybe they…
212: History of the Dozerfleet Part 2
May 22, 2016 • 77 min
In late 2013, we focused on a particular man who calls himself The Dozerfleet Founder; a person who has written over a thousand pages of wiki devoted to himself, and the projects he would like you to give him credit for. We felt our work was pretty…
211: LIZARDS!
May 7, 2016 • 72 min
For decades, David Icke has been speaking loudly and publicly about his hypothesis that Reptoids (that is, beings who appear human but who are actually decendents of the Lizard People who live in the center of the Earth) walk among us and are plotting to…
210: Adventures in ReTale
Apr 17, 2016 • 71 min
Working in retail can be a stressful and thankless experience, but as in all things, the internet is there to help. NotAlwaysRight is a place where visitors can share their stories of totally pwning the customers they had to deal with and how impressed…
209: Clips Against Humanity
Apr 10, 2016 • 89 min
Founded in 2001, clips4sale.com has served as an open-air fetish bazaar catering to all sorts of hyperspecific sexual interests of the people who are willing to pay a premium. We try to prepare ourselves, but nothing could prepare us for these animated…
208: I Am Only A Mouth Yet Cannot Scream
Apr 6, 2016 • 81 min
Sooooo….. Fleshlight has forums. Did you know this? We didn’t know this. Spooks found out about it and now that’s what we’re reading. As it turns out, this is a surprisingly active forum with a community of members who discuss the finer details of the…
207: Can I Borrow Your Brain?
Apr 2, 2016 • 78 min
There’s a number of websites out there that can try to teach you some certain type of magic spell, or some certain type of mind control technique, but the superpredators over at Xtreme Mind take a shotgun approach to their methods, selling Neurolinguistic…
206: Return To Castle Experience Project
Mar 19, 2016 • 71 min
The Experience Project is a site where members can share their own life experiences. And then, because this is the internet, those very same members can argue with each other about who is the worst human being alive and then overshare their own fetishes.…
pdx1: A Portland Podcast
Mar 6, 2016 • 68 min
Lemon recently visited Portland. He met up with his friends Jack Chick and Nutshell Gulag to explore the city’s restaurants, shops and bars. When the day was over and the group had plenty of liquor in them, he decided to test their friendship by making…
205: Altered Creeps
Feb 21, 2016 • 47 min
The Transformation Story Archive is a very old website where participants share stories about turning into different things: bears, statues, the other sex, and concepts too horrible to read out loud. As a result, this episode is shorter than most. But if…
204: Slap ‘Em Sane
Feb 12, 2016 • 82 min
We’ve focused on a lot of people with varying mental disorders, so it’s time to talk a little bit about mental health. Andy Kadir-Buxton is an unlicensed medical practioner who, in addition to a number of other profound and confusing accomplishments, has…
203: It’s Toasted
Feb 6, 2016 • 72 min
Hoping to make some better decisions in his life, Lemon’s been taking some time self examining his smoking habit. Then he reached out to his friend Montrith to see if she had any related reading material which would speak to cigarette smoking’s effect on…
202: The Forum And The Fury
Jan 30, 2016 • 69 min
Life can be frustrating at times. To that end, there are sites on the internet where people can go and type the subjects of their anger into a form for others to read. These screeds can be on any subject, and restrictions of logic, spelling or grammar do…
200b: Retrospective | Part 2
Jan 20, 2016 • 104 min
For the second half of our restrospective, we’ve got a lot of topics we need to cover, including how Victor Laszlo deals with depression and what STOG does in an elevator. Those important matters discussed, we touch on the visibility of women on the…
200a: Retrospective | Part 1
Jan 17, 2016 • 97 min
For our 200th episode, The F Plus is looking at a very strange group of people called The F Plus. This is part one of our retrospective episode, and seven of us are going to discuss the series of events that caused us to all know each other, start…
201: Funding The Infowar
Jan 9, 2016 • 79 min
For a number of years, and across several different forms of media, Alex Jones has been preaching his own brand of “The Truth” and has built a following doing so. Jones has an agenda to push, but more than that, Jones also has a whole bunch of crap to…
199: Episode #799
Dec 31, 2015 • 72 min
This episode comes to you from 600 episodes in the future! In that time, there are people who go to a poorly designed forum and say completely improbable things about themselves and how they got here, and these improbable things go completely unchallenged…
198: Strong Body Feeble Mind
Dec 20, 2015 • 69 min
Fitness is important. I just typed that onto a keyboard after waking up with a hangover, smoking a cigarette, and then sitting in a chair staring at my computer screens for a couple hours. Sorry, what I was I talking about? So this is a bodybuilding…
197: Yahoo? Answers!?!?
Dec 13, 2015 • 73 min
It’s been years since our last full journey to Yahoo! Answers, and it’s actually kind of comforting to see how little the site has changed. From topics ranging from Race Relations in America to Anime Appreciation, as well as the ever popular “Hey, how do…
196: Made With Mechanically Separated Podcast Parts
Dec 6, 2015 • 63 min
There’s a lot of recipe websites out there, and a lot of websites owned by giant food conglomerates. Fortunately, the internet has a way of synergizing things and these corporations provide their very own websites which encourage people to cook with their…
195: Heaven And Urth
Nov 21, 2015 • 69 min
Urth looks and plays like the world’s shittiest video game. The creators insist that Urth is not a game (which is why they call it Urth the Game), but a path to prosperity, a tool for resurrecting the dead, a meditation conduit to alleviate your fears,…
194: r/ecuseyourself
Nov 16, 2015 • 71 min
No matter who you are, Reddit has something for everyone. A few examples include: complaining about women, complaining about video games, complaining about women playing video games, or (to our collective delight) sharing your terrible drawings of…
193: The Thing You Like In Pain
Nov 8, 2015 • 70 min
Fanfiction is a complicated artistic endeavor. To connect with an audience, a writer needs to exploit a subject that resonates with an audience, and then serve concept, dialogue and action which the audience would find pleasing. Or, if you’re the people…
192: Patent Pretending
Nov 1, 2015 • 80 min
Okay, we’ve spent a couple episodes highlighting the brilliance of people who consider themselves “idea people”, but now it’s time to spend some time thinking about the other end of the supply chain. Idea Connection is a website that caters to customers…
live4b: F Plus Live 4 | Part Two
Oct 25, 2015 • 60 min
Part two goes to different places as we invite the lads from I Don’t Even Own A Television to read what they’ve found. Also, while Adam Bozarth and Nutshell Gulag couldn’t make it to the live show, they were kind enough to put together video packages in…
live4a: F Plus Live 4 | Part One
Oct 25, 2015 • 56 min
This is the audio for F Plus Live, part 1. All of these recordings are also available on video, thanks to Mique. We’ve put together an F Plus Live 4 playlist right here. We’ll confess up front that the audio is… well, it’s as good as it is. Lemon spent…
live4c: F Plus Live 4 | Part Three
Oct 25, 2015 • 64 min
Part Three of F Plus Live 4 is brought to you by Wow, That’s Almost The 90’s Part Three Contains Bunnybread: about four minutes of ad copy (audio only) Adam Bozarth: Masturbate Night In America and A Girl (video only) Boots Raingear: The Defenestration of…
191: The Merchants of Urine
Oct 18, 2015 • 51 min
Have you ever been out in the middle of nowhere, probably camping or playing golf, and then realizing you really, really need to pee? Have you ever entertained the idea of being the secret MacGuyver of peeing, using a machine to discreetly empty your…
190: Welcome To Planet Thumbsucker
Sep 28, 2015 • 68 min
Life is a scary and emotionally draining thing. So it’s understandable that we deal with stress, loneliness and fear by using various coping mechanisms. We drink, we smoke, we have casual sex, and sometimes, we suck our thumbs. Nothing about this is…
189: Paranormal Stupidity
Sep 15, 2015 • 67 min
It’s time for some spooky ghost stories! The website my-paranormal-experience.com is one man’s mission to document other people’s experiences with ghosts, psychics and other paranormal hullabaloo. This is all presented as fact, because why wouldn’t it be?…
188: We Still Have Questions
Sep 11, 2015 • 63 min
We’ve asked a lot of questions on this podcast, but often the answers have not been satisfactory. I’m sure that’s a trend that’s going to change as we visit Quora: A top-ranked question & answer aggregator with a billion dollar valuation and the slogan…
187: Attack Of The 50 Ft Episode
Sep 5, 2015 • 75 min
This episode is going to be huge! And other such puns about size, because for this episode we’re looking at the confusing world of giantesses and shrunken men; These are people for whom the height of sexuality is found when two bodies are completely…
186: Hokum Pocus
Aug 23, 2015 • 77 min
The magick is still around us! For this episode, we’re returning to SpellsOfMagic.com to learn some more terrific spells, most of which are very seductive in nature! This week, The F Plus learns the difference between the C String and the V String.
185: Because That’s Stupid.
Aug 18, 2015 • 79 min
“Why not?” is the kind of question that carries with it a lot of connotations of poor thought processes, but in the case of this episode (recorded a while ago), “Why Not?” is the name of an idea dumpsite started by two Yale professors until they found…
184: Watching You Watching Me Watching Your Watch
Aug 9, 2015 • 60 min
We’ve teased it out a couple of times, but now it’s finally time to figure out what this watch fetish document is all about, although I cannot say that anyone is going to come out of the episode having had all their questions answered. But regardless,…
183: The Poems of Dishonoré De Ballsack
Jul 27, 2015 • 59 min
This time it’s all poetry all episode! Specifically, erotic poetry. More specifically, “erotic” “poetry”, because the things we’re reading largely fail to meet the definitions of either of those words. This episode… eyyyyych! There’s more. (additional…
182: Let’s Do The Mind Warp Again
Jul 20, 2015 • 78 min
The human mind is a very confusing and (in some cases) profoundly stupid thing. And for the merchants and community of WarpMyMind.com, that can only mean one thing: opportunity! The purpose of this website is that some users will post hypnotic “curses”…
181: Go Fund Yourself
Jul 14, 2015 • 79 min
What a wonderful time it must be if you’re the owner of a crowd funding website! Presenting one such example, GoFundMe is a crowdfunding site where people can raise money for a cause without being hampered by constraints like minimums or timelines. Is…
180: r/un_away
Jul 5, 2015 • 61 min
There have been some recent controversies surrounding reddit, where just because of the actions of a few hundred thousand bad apples, the future of the website and of the fracturing social network is in question. But we at The F Plus are looking at the…
179: Use Only Food Grade Ingredients
Jun 27, 2015 • 64 min
Okay, I think it’s high time for another food episode! This time around, A Meat and Montrith have provided us with a splendid menu of undercooked and shouldn’t-be-cooked dishes, from appetizers all the way to desserts (with a special stop for Jello…
178: The Measure of a Man (Base to Tip)
Jun 7, 2015 • 78 min
Body issues are a factor in just about everyone’s life, but for a lot of men (and some women) the singular issue of penis size is an obsession which usurps just about everything else. The members of the Large Penis Support Group (or LPSG) are bonded by…
177: How To Listen To A Podcast You Hate
May 28, 2015 • 97 min
So have you had enough WikiHow episodes at this point? Of course you haven’t. You are a human being with a capacity for joy and wonder. And there’s a bunch of people who weren’t in the other WikiHow episode who were jealous.
176: How To Listen To A Podcast Your Parents Hate
May 15, 2015 • 79 min
Boots gets more WikiHow for his birthday.
175: I Am I Am I Am (Annoying)
May 6, 2015 • 62 min
Does any modern society appreciate poetry more than the creative types over at Tumblr? Yes, of course. But would any other modern society be so quick to ape the creative output of Sylvia Plath in order to eke out some undeserved attention? Maybe, but for…
174: Icky Pedia
Apr 28, 2015 • 59 min
So many video games are all about violence, where’s the games with the sex in them? Well, it shouldn’t surprise you to learn that they’re here, and that’s because they’ve been imported from Japan. Oh, and there’s also a whole lot of violence involved, as…
173: Sins of the Djinn
Apr 11, 2015 • 66 min
On this podcast, we’ve covered a lot of people who claim that imaginary things are real, BUT THIS… IS ANOTHER EXAMPLE OF THAT! We’re looking at the universe of “Djinn”, genie having people who have either conjured or purchased a noble thousands-year old…
172: Untidy Whities
Apr 4, 2015 • 78 min
Hey, so have you ever had a wedgie before? And follow up question, did you find the experience intensely erotic? Well, for your sake, I’m hoping the answer to at least one of those questions was “no”, but the members of WedgieHaven.com are not quite so…
171: r/mystupidopinions
Mar 30, 2015 • 83 min
There’s so many opinions on the internet, and those opinions are held by people who take considerable effort to try to convince others that their own opinion is correct. But what happens if you want your opinion to be changed by facts and persuasive…
170: Tickle Me Weirdo
Mar 20, 2015 • 93 min
Why do we like to laugh? A lot of reasons, really, but let’s just go with “because it feels good”. But if something just “feels good”, does that mean that people on the internet will turn it into a fetish? Well, yes of course. It exists, so people on the…
169: I’m Gonna Cuddle Everybody In This Room
Mar 13, 2015 • 78 min
Being social animals, humans need human contact. There’s been research done, but it’s a self evident truth: We feel better about ourselves when we think there are others in our lives who support and comfort us. But what if nobody cares about you? Well, in…
168: Sir Rev. Dr. Prof. John Kitchin Ph.D, Esq.
Feb 28, 2015 • 78 min
You’ve probably come up with your own beliefs on sex, politics, race, religion, and capitalism, but you’re about to realize that all of those beliefs are wrong. And maybe that reads like a strong declaration, but I bet it would be even stronger if was in…
167: Hentaint Misbehavin
Feb 22, 2015 • 62 min
Luscious.net is a (hentai focused) pornographic website where members can do the things they usually do on a pornographic website - by which I mean set up a profile, argue about politics, and complain about problems getting laid. This week, The F Plus…
166: Saturday Is Alright For Chickenfighting
Feb 16, 2015 • 81 min
Everyone wants to have a lover they can trust. Someone with whom they’ll feel admired, safe, and unique, and someone who will pick them up when they are down. However, some specific people on the internet mean that literally. We’re exploring the “lift and…
165: Redefine Paranormal
Feb 15, 2015 • 92 min
There’s quite a bit of debate on the existence of ghosts, and all of those debates are stupid and pointless. But fortunately, there’s a forum over at anybodythere.net that sidesteps the debate completely and cuts straight to the evidence. Psychic powers,…
164: Father Goose’s Nursery Crimes
Feb 2, 2015 • 73 min
Mpreg is a term that means “male pregnancy”. And if you know that, you’ve been on the internet for too long. But you’re in good company, because we’re gonna spend the longest hour of our lives finding out what mpreg means, what people who are into mpreg…
163: This Beat Is Dope
Jan 23, 2015 • 92 min
Drugs are expensive. Plus they’re dangerous and illegal besides, so it should come as no surprise that there are swaths of people who are looking for alternative ways to get their collective swerve on. And with the sometimes predatory nature of internet…
162: Eee! Pinions!
Jan 10, 2015 • 69 min
“Caveat Emptor” the old adage says, but that adage is in Latin and doesn’t mention the drive-thru window, so it might as well not even exist. We’re looking at two different sites: ePinions and MeasuredUp, two different places on the internet where…
161: A Miserable Pile of Secrets
Jan 2, 2015 • 83 min
Vampires, as a concept, tend to fall in and out of favor, depending on the trends of popular culture. And with that shift in trends, so too is there a flux in the number of people who pretend to be vampires for whatever reason. But fortunately, there is…
160: To Serve Otherkin
Dec 27, 2014 • 66 min
Listen buddy, I don’t want to eat your human food. I might look like a human, but I’m actually a bullfrog in my soul, so I want to eat bullfrog food. Except I don’t want to eat bugs because that would be totally gross. And if that doesn’t make any sense,…
159: But Is It Deviantart?
Dec 20, 2014 • 70 min
We’re all familiar with DeviantArt as the best place on the internet for crudely drawn pictures of Sonic The Hedgehog hit with a shrink ray and then eaten alive by the the girl in Lollipop Chainsaw. But did you know that DeviantArt also has a large…
158: I Call It The Vaporhighzer
Dec 14, 2014 • 81 min
Conventional thinking leads to conventional problems. And when a conventional problem needs an unconventional solution, you’ll need to step outside of your own mind to really understand the universal problems. And maybe that all looked like gibberish to…
157: HSSSSFFFAWWW-WUGGHHHHHHH!
Dec 6, 2014 • 77 min
There’s many non-orgasmic things that have been compared to orgasms, but probably none are quite as silly as the traditional sneeze. The subjects of tonite’s episode would disagree, we’re exploring SneezeFetishForum.org - a place on the Internet where…
156: Auto Moronic Asphyxiation
Nov 26, 2014 • 63 min
Internet eroticism is a varied, confusing, and repulsive subject. To that end, this is an episode about people who have sex with cars. Confused? Well, if you listen to this entire episode, you’ll still be confused. And more than a little grossed out. But…
155: The Search For Terrestrial Intelligence
Nov 16, 2014 • 85 min
There’s a whole lot of planets out there, but this one’s mainly nimrods. We’re looking at the curiously named alien-ufos.com, a very popular forum for true believers to discuss the various things aliens did to their butts. This week, The F Plus wants to…
154: Witchyhow.com
Nov 10, 2014 • 71 min
We’ve done some other magick episodes, but we haven’t yet learned the spell that causes any of this to make sense, so we’re gonna keep at it. This time, it’s PaganLore.com, another one man website with a bunch of poorly written spell instructions and…
153: What A Rip Off
Nov 2, 2014 • 64 min
With so many websites run by people with dubious ethics (take this one for example), we’ve been introduced to RipoffReport.com; an Alexa ranked website where the people who’ve been wronged can let the world know. With nearly 2 million reports filed, these…
live3c: F Plus Live 3 | Weird Romance | Part 3
Oct 24, 2014 • 55 min
It’s the last leg of F Plus Live 3, and we’re not running out of energy. Boots Raingear: Taken by the T-Rex by Christie Sims The Not Ready For YouTube Players: Dark Knight Reboot, part 2 Adam Bozarth: The Painting Fuckerby Jonathan Platz-Halter…
live3b: F Plus Live 3 | Weird Romance | Part 2
Oct 24, 2014 • 70 min
We got a lot of love to spread still. STOG: Becoming An Elf Mommy bumpgrrl: Konigsburg’s Model Lemon: Popping It by Tim Popper Jimmyfranks: Pandora’s Box by Em Furey John Toast, Bunnybread & Lemon: Law & Order Fanfic 2 by Where Did Angels Go? Jack Chick:…
live3a: F Plus Live 3 | Weird Romance | Part 1
Oct 24, 2014 • 78 min
From the raucous Grumpy’s Bar in Downtown Minneapolis, The F Plus Live is back! This time with an overarching concept of Weird Romance, you’ll be hearing pieces many different books, all written by authors with different mental problems. John Toast: Sass…
152: This Ain’t Episode 152 XXX
Oct 11, 2014 • 72 min
AdultDVDTalk.com is a forum where people talk about porn. And uh… Yeah, I think that pretty much covers it. This is definitely one of the gross ones. This week, The F Plus abandons our jerk off station.
151: F Plus Sings
Sep 13, 2014 • 56 min
SongWritingFever.com is a place on the internet where self-professed songwriters can post lyrics without accompaniment, and it’s up to the internet to build a song around what they have. Alright then, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Our first-ever musical episode has…
150: Snoot By The Foot
Sep 6, 2014 • 80 min
It’s probably a complicated confluence of biology and experience that leads a person to become a foot fetishist, but it is a confluence that clearly happens very often, if the internet is to be believed. What exactly is it that these foot fetishists seem…
149: There’s A Reason Why We Don’t Do Drugs Together
Sep 1, 2014 • 67 min
When you get a room full of drug enthusiasts together, the topics of conversation are somewhat predictable; Terrible music, guys we ain’t seen lately, and where can we get more drugs. But this episode explores what happens when those topics drift. We’re…
148: Exclusive Unoriginal Content
Aug 23, 2014 • 74 min
The community of contributors to tvtropes.org are clearly experts in consuming mass media. They’ve honed their skills in identifying devices, contrivances, holes and structure in various plots, so much so that they may have distilled fiction as a whole…
147: This Episode Doesn’t Need A Title, Man
Aug 17, 2014 • 76 min
The understanding and definition of “truth” is constantly redefined, expanded, and re-evaluated with new information as it is learned. Fortunately for us, the brave citizenry of shroomery.org have taken more than their share of mind-expanding drugs, and…
146: Don’t Patreonize Me
Aug 1, 2014 • 79 min
What is the value of art? That’s very difficult to say. It’s possible to get your art to sell for hundreds of millions of dollars, but first you’ll have to be dead and have your life’s work liquidated by David Geffen. If you’re unlucky, you’re a webcomic…
145: Elon Musk Won’t Return My Calls
Jul 26, 2014 • 63 min
With a good idea and a great work ethic, anyone can find success. That statement isn’t true at all, but what’s more important is what happens when you have a terrible idea and no work ethics. We’re looking at The Idea Wiki - a place where the internet can…
144: Knowledge Is A Disease, I Have The Cure
Jul 20, 2014 • 73 min
The American medical apparatus is a frequenct source of discussion and consternation. We all want to be healthy and live long lives, but when for-profit institutions are supposed to help us with that goal, it’s easy to get disillusioned. Lucky for us (and…
143: Harry Potter and the Weekend Seminar
Jul 13, 2014 • 74 min
Have you ever thought to yourself “Man, I wish a pagan would come up to me and talk to me about how their religion works”? Well, that’s a service you’re gonna need to pay for. This is Wizard at Large Consulting, a company which…. uh…. you know, there’s…
142: Indie Go Go Go Away
Jul 5, 2014 • 57 min
Hey guys, you remember that Kickstarter episode? We found worse than that on Indie Go Go. This week, The F Plus selects donors by fuckability.
141: We’re Gonna Need A Bigger Scrote
Jun 28, 2014 • 71 min
With sex still being something of a taboo subject, feelings of sexual inadequacy can be complicated. Are you emotionally strong enough to provide a sexual experience that’s mutually enjoyed as adventure, discovery, love and combat? Probably not, so how…
140: Is There Anyone With A Life on Mars?
Jun 20, 2014 • 65 min
-=ATTENTION EARTH PLEASE STAND BY FOR THE FOLLOWING URGENT MESSAGE Mars needs poets. Also copywriters. Because maybe if we draft better letters than this one we can hopefully get a couple people with some useful skills END TRANSMISSION=- This week, The F…
139: In a Past Life, I Was Also Insufferable
Jun 14, 2014 • 77 min
Death is a really, really terrifying prospect, and people go through all sorts of convoluted processes to avoid thinking of their own death as an impending end. Some people make up entire past life stories for themselves that they can imagine their lives…
138: The Sound Quality Is Inaudible
Jun 1, 2014 • 79 min
It’s easy to wax poetic on the trancendant power of music as an art form. What goes beyond words, beyond thought, and into a pure rhythmic experience can change you irrevocably. And then you hear a Ke$ha song and wish music never existed. We’re looking at…
137: Please Direct Complaints to This Hole in the Ground
May 24, 2014 • 70 min
There’s a lot that can enrage a person. And while that’s a perfectly reasonable feeling to have, it’s best if you have friends to confide in, to share in your frustrations, and to help you grow and become a better person. But, if you don’t have that, the…
136: This Testes My Limits
May 11, 2014 • 47 min
Sometimes it’s difficult to write these episode synopses, so let’s do this one direct: This is the ball busting episode. Horrible things happens to balls throughout this episode, which is shorter than most. This week, The F Plus won’t let you visit your…
135: These Are a Few of My Favorite Kinks
May 1, 2014 • 85 min
This one is super duper gross. Anyway, The F-List (unaffiliated with The F Plus) is a community where furries can view the profiles of other furries to see if they’re (cyber)sexually compatible. So, what’s it take to make a love connection? Common…
134: Build a Better Buttplug and the World Will Beat Off
Apr 22, 2014 • 75 min
For projects in need of crowdfunding, Kickstarter has raised a billion dollars for projects, many of which were poorly considered, but none of them were overtly sexual in nature. What’s the world to do when they want to fund the next generation of…
133: Coldmouth Strikes Again
Apr 12, 2014 • 76 min
Alright now fellas, what’s cooler than being cool? These tongues! We’re spending some time on IceChewing.com. As the name would imply, it’s a place on the internet for persons who chew on ice to talk to other people with the same fascination, learn about…
132: Skyrim Has Crashed (User Decency Error)
Apr 4, 2014 • 88 min
With over 20 million units sold, The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim has been a shared part of our cultural experience. It’s an open world game where you can slay dragons, accept missions, and explore a world created for you. But you know what you can’t do? Drink…
131: Ask a Stupid Question, Make a Stupid Podcast
Mar 29, 2014 • 70 min
What is there to say about BlurtIt.com that hasn’t already been said about the Visigoths? Well, quite a bit, now that I think of it. The point is that BlurtIt is a populist Q and A website, less popular than (but just as stupid as) Yahoo Answers, where…
130: Achievement Unlocked: Downloaded Podcast (40G)
Mar 13, 2014 • 79 min
When the internet shrunk our world, it became easier for everyone to compare their own lives against those of their peers and, invariably, feel meloncholy about what they’ve become and eat a bunch of ice cream. But there are those who rise above this sort…
129: You May Now Fistbump the Spouse
Feb 25, 2014 • 72 min
As social mores have changed in the past century, the wedding has evolved dramatically. No longer is it a dogmatic ceremony of tradition, but it can be a celebration of love, community and family. Or it can simply be a fun party. Or, with the internet’s…
128: Pioneers of Squat Cracking
Feb 16, 2014 • 81 min
Do you ever feel imprisoned by your own life choices? Bills, jobs, responsibilities… it’s like we’re not even alive anymore! Wouldn’t it just be nice to be out there, alone, on the road, making your own way in the world, contracting cholera and giving…
127: Cosplay to Win the Cosgame
Feb 12, 2014 • 81 min
Hey, did you ever have a good friend, and your friend was a really good dresser, and you thought “I’m gonna steal her entire outfit and wear it myself and pretend to be her and go to social gatherings specifically for other people who do this sort of…
126: Acquire the Spiritual Energy of a Tiny Dead Pharoah
Feb 5, 2014 • 73 min
Hey, put this wire pyramid on your head, will you? No it doesn’t look stupid at all. And it aligns your chakras or something. Okay, I need $300 please. This week, The F Plus chooses between extreme detoxification and profound detoxification.
125: This One’s Mainly About SLEEEEEEEP.
Jan 26, 2014 • 67 min
Look at your hand. Look at the detail in your hand. Look at the center of your hand. Sleep. Deepener. This week on The F Plus, your boobs are making us gay.
124: Well, Since You Asked
Jan 19, 2014 • 83 min
Finally, a place on the internet where people can talk about themselves! ExperienceProject.com caters to people with all sorts of problems, diagnoses, and opinions. The only thing that matters is that nobody has to care. This week on the F Plus, we admire…
123: The Beatings Will Continue until Dinner Improves
Jan 11, 2014 • 63 min
Does a strict Christian lifestyle prohibit a kinky sex life? As you might expect, there’s varying beliefs on this which are nuanced and subtle, so here’s the Cliff’s notes version: If it gives me a boner, God wants you to do it. We’re looking at the life…
122: The Gospel of Saint Jimmy Olsen
Jan 5, 2014 • 70 min
Religion is one way to find meaning in one’s life, and while it may be spiritually fulfilling, it’s still not as fun as sitting in your room and reading Batman comics all day. Well, fortunately these are two great tastes that can go great together. This…
121: A Not at All Brief History of Dozerfleet
Dec 28, 2013 • 68 min
The artist leads a difficult life. Struggling to make sense of the world around him, he must create what is in his heart, then endeavor to show the world the truth he believes they must understand. Of course, the artist is a sucker. What he could be doing…
120: Treat Me Like Garbage (But Really Nice Garbage)
Dec 20, 2013 • 82 min
Living in the 21st century means living in a disposable world. And as human interaction becomes as cheap as the products we use to emulate that interaction, you start to think about love as a disposable commodity, ready to be thrown in the trash at a…
119: How to Listen to a Podcast (Abridged, With Images)
Dec 13, 2013 • 82 min
Boots wanted more WikiHow.
118: My Little Podcast: Fandom Is Tragic
Dec 8, 2013 • 69 min
My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic premiered in 2010, almost exactly a year after The F Plus’ first episode. But despite this, we’ve intentionally avoided the topic of Bronies throughout the podcast simply because it seemed too simple and straightforward…
117: My Mistress is Machine Washable
Dec 2, 2013 • 84 min
Many children find comfort in stuffed animals as constant companions along their journey of growing up, providing a silent, understanding, and eternally available presence in a strange and overwhelming experience. Then, for a very very very small minority…
116: Does An Ellipsis Count As Three Words?
Nov 24, 2013 • 68 min
Every year when November rolls around, conversation frequently drifts into one of two subjects: The moustache I totally would be growing if circumstances were different, and the novel I totally would be writing if circumstances were different. In this…
115: Why Can’t Social Studies Be More Like Call Of Duty?
Nov 11, 2013 • 87 min
One of the reasons why so many movies and televisions shows are set in high school is because, to varying degrees, the high school experience leaves an indelible mark on all of us. Our first experiences with sexual rejection, social politicking, and your…
114: I Don’t Make Eye Contact On The First Date
Nov 2, 2013 • 82 min
In a pre-internet age, the best way for young guys who had problems finding love to meet other guys with the same problem was to ask the question “Hey dude, do you play Magic: The Gathering?” The community has become marginally more sophisticated since…
113: Boink The Clown.
Oct 9, 2013 • 75 min
Coulrophobia (the fear of clowns) is a word that’s only about three decades old. Presumably before that, people who were terrified of clowns were just called Person Who Has Seen A Clown Before. But a much less discovered topic is the one of coulrophilia,…
112: I’ve Got My Spine, I’ve Got My Woman Crushed
Oct 3, 2013 • 69 min
There’s moments of blissful comfort that can be undeniably wonderful. To find someone that you care about, and wrap their body around your own, silently sharing a few moments of euphoric, peaceful togetherness, is there anything better than that? The…
111: Pokemon XXX & Why?
Sep 26, 2013 • 64 min
Emily Dickinson is often quoted as saying “The heart wants what it wants.” She died in 1899, over a hundred years before the popularization of the modern internet. But I put the following question to you: If Emily Dickinson was alive today, would she have…
110: This One’s Mainly About Butt Ghosts
Sep 12, 2013 • 68 min
According to a 2012 Huffington Post omnibus poll, 45% of Americans believe that ghosts are real. And according in a 2008 survey published by Psychology Today, 44% of women admit to having rape fantasies. Statistically, this leaves an inevitable overlap…
109: Your Role Is Played Out
Aug 15, 2013 • 69 min
As modern people, it’s easy for us to find our day to day lacking in dramatic moments. Of course, it could be up to all of us to go out in the world and find our own adventure, to live the life that each of us have been briefly allotted. The thing is…
108: The Staind Lyrics In My Signature Will Demonstrate My Intellect
Aug 4, 2013 • 58 min
On a planet with a population of 7 billion, it’s easy to get overwhelmed by the shortcomings of other people. Hopefully you have friends, loved ones, and a strong vibrant community where you can be a part of a greater whole, providing for others while…
107: Trash At Demonhead
Jul 31, 2013 • 63 min
It’s hard for an independent game developer to break into the business. With average budgets for high profile games now exceeding $20 million, and an ever increasing number of different publishers competing over market share, how is a guy with no…
106: Asgard Doesn’t Have Alimony Laws
Jul 24, 2013 • 63 min
Love is a curious thing. The thing that drives two people together into a passionate embrace is as complicated as it is powerful. But the thing that drives one person to claim that they’re married to a Norse god? That’s called “being a crazy person”.…
105: The Only Thing I Know Is That I Am An Expert In Everything
Jul 14, 2013 • 68 min
From the very beginning, the Internet was created as a method of transferring useful, verifiable, and well sourced information from one place to another. Then some other guys showed up and said “Free information? There’s no money in that!”, and thus our…
104: Your Universe Is My Universe’s Therapist
Jun 27, 2013 • 70 min
Any wise man must know that there is much to the universe that he does not know. But the wiser man makes up a bunch of crap about other universes and then sells that crap to suckers for two hundred bucks a pop. On a completely related note, Burt Goldman…
sf: A San Francisco Podcast
Jun 17, 2013 • 88 min
LIVE from the home of Zynga, it’s The F Plus Podcast! When Lemon and Boots visited The City By The Bay, they felt it was perfectly appropriate to sample the culinary traditions of such a vibrant and exciting city. Then, after eating some really good…
103: Was It Worth It?
Jun 13, 2013 • 65 min
I guess if you think about it for a little while, you could probably come up with a couple good things that women have provided for the world. Apparently the square bottom paper grocery bag was invented by a woman, also COBOL, and say what you will about…
100b: Episode 100 (Part Two)
Jun 2, 2013 • 87 min
For the 100th Episode of The F Plus, we wanted to take a couple of hours exploring the internet’s stupid and misguided history, tackling some subjects from many years ago that have stuck with us like a herpes sore. This is part two. Part one is here Alex…
100a: Episode 100 (Part One)
Jun 2, 2013 • 118 min
For the 100th Episode of The F Plus, we wanted to take a couple of hours exploring the internet’s stupid and misguided history, tackling some subjects from many years ago that have stuck with us like a herpes sore. This is part one. Part two is here…
102: I’ve Also Got An Idea For A Reboot Of Young Guns
May 13, 2013 • 83 min
With operating budgets starting in the millions of dollars, the American Motion Picture is not an art form prone to risk or innovation. As the internet democratizes art, fresh ideas can come from anywhere. Take, for example, the website FilmProposals.com,…
101: I Hope My Kids Never Evolve
Apr 14, 2013 • 66 min
Many people would agree that monkeys, by and large, are pretty cute. This is why they make popular zoo attractions, popular designs on t-shirts, and popular themes in nursery gear. Because we like looking at monkeys, they’re a lot like us. But not so much…
99: Mr. Gandolfini? We Have A Few Rewrites.
Apr 8, 2013 • 68 min
The F Plus has spent a number of years exploring odd areas of the internet in order to present you with material you might find thought provoking, interesting, horrifying, or otherwise upsetting to your worldview. Sometimes. We sometimes do that. Other…
98: Can’t Say I Approve Of Your Methods, Mister Holmes
Mar 31, 2013 • 60 min
For over a hundred years, the character of Sherlock Holmes has been an inescapable touchstone of Western Culture. The subject of sixty stories written by Arthur Conan Doyle has led to more radio, television film and stage adaptations than even Wikipedia…
97: Even Nonsense
Mar 26, 2013 • 60 min
“Culture” is a tricky word, but it best describes our modern popular arts and entertainment, regardless of quality. When it comes to music, the disposable profit-motivated pop music released over the past 60 years has done far more to influence our way of…
96: Hocus Bogus!
Mar 18, 2013 • 60 min
Here’s the thing about our AllRecipes episodes: Sure they’re stupid, but food actually exists. Welcome to SpellsofMagic.com, a place where you go in knowing that you’ll be reading instructions on how to cast magic spells and yet you’re still surprised by…
95: Why Crush A Bug When You Can Ruin It Emotionally?
Mar 4, 2013 • 64 min
This is an episode all about people who are sexually aroused by insects touching their genitals. So if you hit play, that’s your business.
94: I’m Really More of An Idea Guy
Feb 14, 2013 • 70 min
Politicians would insist that American ingenuity is the reason for American exceptionalism. They are, of course, lying. All it really takes to be exceptional is the belief that you are exceptional, everything else is just details. Fortunately for the…
out10: Braking Bad: Aliens Attack
Feb 2, 2013 • 9 min
We were actually recording a completely unrelated episode when we stumbled across this content by accident. So, we just did what comes naturally to a young man.
93: I Can’t Put Up With You People Because You’re Bastard People
Feb 2, 2013 • 71 min
The last dozen years of internet development has brought avenues of conversation we wouldn’t have thought possible in the previous dozen. And yet, through all of this, is there any place at all where ill-informed idiots can gather together and spew…
92: We Don’t Not Need No Uneducation
Jan 20, 2013 • 64 min
Parenting, as many have said, is a difficult task. But it’s a task that’s made significantly simpler if you just decide you’ll let your children do whatever they want. We’re exploring the forums of mothering.com, a place where mothers can gather to…
91: Boy You Fellas Sure Hate Frenulums
Jan 1, 2013 • 67 min
There’s around 7 billion living human bodies on this Earth, and while there’s some general variance between them, you’ll find a lot of similarities. And the members of bodymod.org finds this all dreadfully boring. Theirs is a place where people can gather…
90: The Remainder of My Time Will Be A Series of Grunts
Dec 15, 2012 • 69 min
The opening sentence on debate.org describes the site as a “community where intelligent minds from around the world come to debate online and read the opinions of others.” We decided this needed looking into, on the assumption that any website which would…
89: Angry Angry Hippos
Dec 10, 2012
Human beings come in a myriad of shapes and sizes, and the enlightened among us would say that this is all perfectly fine. While there may be difficulties or handicaps or struggles with having or striving for certain body types, it is up to each person to…
88: I Can See Your Retch Marks
Dec 2, 2012 • 67 min
It should be no surprise to any of you that a reasonable percentage of the population finds the female breast aesthetically pleasing. There are all sorts of scientific and emotional reasons for this, but some tastes can develop from there. Many would…
87: So Clearly You All Hate Us
Nov 28, 2012 • 65 min
A little while ago, we opened it up to you, The F Plus listeners, to provide us with some of the most intensely absurd material we could find. Then we had troubles releasing episodes regularly, but the two are unrelated. The point is, we sounded the…
86: All RFIDs In Me
Nov 15, 2012 • 60 min
Hypothesis, thesis, antithesis. It’s those three words that distill the Scientific Method. A way of thinking that has brought our society the majority of the gifts given to itself over the last thousand years. But some people (mainly from the Southern US,…
85: Drowning In A Bucket Of Words
Nov 6, 2012 • 54 min
Here is some poetry. It is butt.
84: Elisha Cuthbert Has To Pee Sometimes
Oct 17, 2012 • 71 min
Explaining his methodology for creating tension in his films, Alfred Hitchcock said “There is no terror in the bang, only in the anticipation of it.” This sums up the fetish of our subjects quite well, as long as you substitute “the bang” with “peeing”.…
83: Just The 160,000 Of Us
Oct 12, 2012 • 63 min
Some people believe that it’s poor form to make fun of people with legitimate mental issues. We have a slightly different ethical stance on the matter, mostly centered around the fact that Connie Marshall makes us all giggle. But anyway, if you were to…
82: I Sink I Love You
Oct 2, 2012 • 73 min
As third wave feminism took hold in the 1990’s, popular culture found themselves once again looking at the power dynamics of sexuality. Could a woman be strong and independent while still bandying around words like “slut”? Perhaps. Can people live…
81: Fear And Loathing of Las Chicas
Aug 19, 2012 • 66 min
As each generation ages, it looks back on the mistakes of generations before and tries to make changes. As a result, the status and politics of gender are in constant upheaval, as men and women are constantly redefining what it means to be a member of…
80: Disliking This Episode is a Form of Harassment
Aug 17, 2012 • 64 min
A civilized society is a society of laws, but problems may occur when brilliant and cunning individuals find ways to circumvent the spirit of a law while adhering cynically to its letter. Our subject for this episode, Jonathan Lee Riches, is neither…
79: Help Me Help Rob Help You
Aug 2, 2012 • 61 min
Like any modern internet citizens, we mourn the loss of AskJeeves.com. Back in its heyday, you could ask Jeeves any question, and the software would provide a response. Okay, sure - the response that Jeeves would give would have nothing to do with your…
78: The Devil Went Down To Tumblr
Jul 25, 2012 • 59 min
As the debate about the United States being a Christian Nation™ rages on (mostly in the form of poorly conceived Chick-Fil-A marketing efforts), we at The F Plus (excluding its leader, who spent the week on other pursuits) found ourselves wondering: What…
77: Go Get ‘Em, Tiger
Jun 16, 2012 • 70 min
In the four years that we’ve been cataloging the stranger parts of the Internet in podcast form, we’ve been asked why we’ve never done anything with furries. The issue mainly relies on the expansiveness of this subject - with the sheer amount of furries…
76: Today’s Progress Was Yesterday’s Form Field
Jun 8, 2012 • 71 min
In the run up to the 2008 American election, Barack Obama told the world that “We are the change we seek.” And now, as we reflect on our discontent with the status quo of tax policies, drone strikes, prisoners held indefinitely, and general apathy, we may…
75: If I Could Turn Back Time, I’d Still Cut You In Half
Jun 1, 2012 • 70 min
WikiLeaks founder Julian Assange taught us a couple things about the world we live in. Firstly, it turns out that Steve Martin’s hair may actually just be that color. But only slightly less shocking is the revelation that our government is keeping secrets…
74: Our Love Doesn’t Need A Third Dimension
May 20, 2012 • 71 min
An independent artist and Jell-O spokeswoman once said “love is a battlefield”. She then said “love is a battlefield” many more times, because it was part of the chorus of her hit single, and if you don’t sing the hits, the guys that run the state fairs…
73: I Can Do Dream Analysis In My Sleep
May 10, 2012 • 72 min
For man to be truly aware of himself, he must explore his own mind. To examine your own thoughts, wants and failures and growing on the things you’ve learned is the way to thrive; to be a member of an evolving species who looks toward the horizon and…
72: Commissioner Gordon’s Back Up Plan
May 1, 2012 • 69 min
Popular media seems to get no end of pleasure in exploring the day to day drudgery of characters who belong in a comic book universe. For those superheroes and supervillains, their life is so absurd that there is very little relatability of those…
71: Amazon Recommends Years of Therapy
Apr 11, 2012 • 69 min
Respected authors and lifelong readers hold differing opinion on the benefits of the kindle. While some bemoan the loss of the tactile pleasures of a good novel, others feel an e-book is a purer manifestation of the written word. Of course, their debate…
70: The Ace and Cakes
Apr 4, 2012 • 68 min
Hoosier biologist and unbelievable superpervert Alfred Kinsey believed that human sexual proclivities could all be charted on a seven point scale, from fully hetero to fully homo. Further, he attested that the majority of the species drifted towards the…
69: The State of the Micronation Is Wrong
Mar 11, 2012 • 63 min
As politcal rhetoric becomes increasingly rancorous and the division between politcal ideals divides wider so that no plausible middle ground can be reached, there are some people out there that feel that existing within a pre-established democracy just…
68: The Episode Is Coming From Inside Your House!
Feb 28, 2012 • 68 min
The psychology and thematic considerations of “What Makes For Good Horror?” is something often discussed at length by people you probably don’t want to associate yourself with. Obviously they may argue amongst themselves over minutae, but will usually…
67: Where Can I Find A Tailor For These Pinstripe Balls?
Feb 14, 2012 • 28 min
For as long as man has had conscious thought, he has thought about sex, and this has certainly been reflected in his literary themes. From the literate but hypermasculine rememberances of Henry Miller’s Tropic of Cancer, to the literate but impishly…
66: As Normal As The Cosby Show (with Ted Kaczynski)
Feb 9, 2012 • 58 min
The modern world is one of isolation. As citizens of The First World, we are increasingly given license to socialize with whom we want, experience the things we choose, and create communities where we notice one lacking. As this happens, the concept of…
65: God Bless You, Water Woman
Jan 31, 2012 • 68 min
The Sasquatch (or “Bigfoot”, if you’re prone to epithets) is a large ape-like creature which typically finds its home in the Pacific Northwest where it somethimes poses for blurry photographs. Also it can read and write. Also it has sixth sense. Also it…
64: Ignorance of the Law is My Excuse
Dec 15, 2011 • 63 min
There’s a number of laws we all understand: Murder is illegal pretty much everywhere, as is theft and assault. We all recognize that, but then there’s always gray areas. Does a schoolyard fight count as assault? Is it truly theft is it’s not a physical…
63: Achtung! Adult Babies!
Nov 30, 2011 • 68 min
Growing up is hard. There’s plenty of fiction centered around the frustration of adolescence, even more fiction on the malaise of adulthood, and then it’s death after that. Wouldn’t it be nice to just be a baby forever? Well, no - obviously it wouldn’t.…
62: The Private Language of Sinead O’Connor
Nov 4, 2011 • 40 min
Celebrity is a powerful but complicated status to keep on yourself. Some achieve by accident, some achieve by will, but then suddenly twenty years have gone by and you realize the ticket sales aren’t what they used to be. Take Sinéad O’Connor for example.…
out07: Masturbation Gone Wrong [short]
Oct 28, 2011 • 17 min
In this outtake from episode 47 (In The World of Dragon Dildos, Is The Chin Wattle Man King?), we come across a thread where Bad Dragon customers freely discuss the times that their masturbation routines went unexpectedly. Absolute horror ensues.
61: Any Cling You Want (You Got It)
Oct 20, 2011 • 66 min
We’ve been doing The F Plus podcast for a couple years now, so it’s actually kind of an oversight on our part that we’ve never read stories about Roy Orbison. Or, more specifically, stories about Roy Orbison being completely wrapped up in clingfilm.…
live2b: F Plus Live 2 | F Plus Improves Your Life | Part 2
Oct 15, 2011 • 103 min
Part Two of F Plus Live 2 starts out a little dirty, but eventually we wipe up the floor. Lemon ft. bumpgrrl: Lemon’s Craft Corner (using Make Your Own Sex Toys by Matt Pagett) Jimmyfranks: The Fine Art of Erotic Talk by Bonnie Gabriel bumpgrrl: The Power…
live2a: F Plus Live 2 | F Plus Improves Your Life | Part 1
Oct 12, 2011 • 83 min
In our second live show, The F Plus Improves Your Life with the following readings… Kumquatxop: Here’s The Situation by The Situation Boots Raingear: How to Good-bye Depression by by Hiroyuki Nishigaki Jack Chick: The Love Voodoo Kit by Voodoo Lou STOG…
59: Planet Moneygrubber
Oct 10, 2011 • 65 min
Starting any creative endeavor takes a lot of hard work, dilligence, business acumen and some amount of money. It used to be that you were expected to come up with all of that yourself, but with the internet being what it is, people have come to expect…
out08: The Otakindude Journal [short]
Oct 7, 2011 • 6 min
This is the last in our series of shorts for a little while, while we get the F Plus Live audio prepped for public consumption. This is a six minute short originally recorded during episode 42 (The Childfree Hardcore Episode). In the episode, we had read…
60: The Best Crowning Podcast of Awesome Greatness
Sep 18, 2011 • 65 min
The Austrian-born philosopher Ludwig Wittgenstein contended that a man could never truly know the mind of any other man. His belief was that language and thought are just too dissimilar in concept that to use one to explain the other is at best…
58: I Can’t Believe It’s Entirely Butter!
Sep 4, 2011 • 61 min
We’ve been looking into your Facebook updates, and we’ve noticed you’ve been good all summer. You’ve been eating healthier, cutting down on sugary drinks, even getting a reasonable amount of excercise this year. Yes indeed, it’s been work, but we’ve…
57: Gotta Poke ‘Em All
Aug 19, 2011 • 63 min
Since the dawn of the moving picture, studios have produced cartoons to appeal to a younger audience. These cartoons are typically colorful, whimsical, and unscrupulously cynical in their approach to selling merchandise to an impressionable and…
56: Excuse Me, May I See Your Water Selection?
Aug 7, 2011 • 48 min
As a species, humans have a small list of needs, a larger list of wants, and an even larger list of things to get arrogent and pissy about. This episode is all about water, specifically bottled water, which (as it turns out) can fit all three of these…
55: The Ship Vas Crash Like Boom
Jul 22, 2011 • 55 min
When you hear the words “bad fiction”, there’s a lot of different things that might come to mind. Perhaps you think of the works of completely inept but infuriatingly popular writers like Dan Brown or Danielle Steel. And one day, we’ll get to writers like…
54: Yum, Slurp and Drool
Jul 14, 2011 • 64 min
This is an episode all about vore. If you don’t know what the word “vore” means, then you can consider yourself morally pure. You don’t spent a lot of time on the internet looking up creepy fetishes, and you’re probably living a healthier and more…
53: Socks, Bots and Burps
Jun 30, 2011 • 62 min
Some of our favorite F+ content has come to us, unsolicited, by our listeners. Honestly, I don’t know how it is that you’re coming across this kind of reading material, but I’m glad you do. To that end, we’re offering three profoundly strange listener…
52: How To Listen To A Podcast (Advanced Users)
Jun 25, 2011 • 63 min
Yes, it’s another WikiHow episode. No, it’s not a re-run. Frankly, Boots has been wanting to record a second WikiHow episode since we finished recording the first one, and he’s got a point. There’s really so much additional ground we need to cover, it…
51: She Thinks My Sex Are Spexy
Jun 18, 2011 • 62 min
If you’ve listened to the F Plus for any length of time, you’ve probably found yourself familiarized with certain obscure fetishes. And while some of these fetishes have been really strange, there’s always a portion of the listenership that was already…
50: What’s Louisville Got To Do With It?
Jun 5, 2011 • 62 min
Over the last couple months, the so-called “legitimate press” has spent time talking about the extension of the USA PATRIOT Act, legislation which has allowed the US Government to secretly monitor its citizens since 2001. But really, so what!? It barely…
49: Reno Iz Drest In A Kostoom
May 27, 2011 • 61 min
Poorly constructed news reports and badly writen books will often speak about the “digital lives” that the anonymity of the internet afford us all. In the world of a MUCK (or multi-user chat kingdom), players can create an artificial personality and then…
48: Weighted Companion Dudes
May 21, 2011 • 59 min
Nearly 50 episodes in, and it’s time for The F Plus’ first crossover. Lou Fernandez (of the Lou Reads podcast) is no stranger to terrible writing on the internet, but how will he respond when he’s stuck in a room full of F Plus readers? Moreover, how will…
47: In The World of Dragon Dildos, Is The Chin-Wattle Man King?
May 14, 2011 • 62 min
I’d like you all to think back to the time that you were at an adult video store browsing the various “marital aids” that the store had available. Don’t be shy to admit it, we’re all friends here! Now… you remember looking at some of the more ridiculous…
46: A Man Short On Charm
May 3, 2011 • 57 min
The PUA (pick up artist) Community is filled with self identified experts on bedding women, all jockeying for prominence and trying to sell basically the same book. How does one peacock his way to notoriety and celebrity status to be identified as an…
45: It’s Only Supernatural
Apr 28, 2011 • 50 min
For those unfamiliar with it, Supernatural is a television show about two hunky guys who fight monsters. Pulling from The CW’s demographic of sexually frustrated young women with disposable income, it’s a show with a fan base of a surprising number of…
44: How To Listen To A Podcast
Apr 18, 2011 • 67 min
While you probably couldn’t tell it by this podcast, the internet is not entirely a place for weirdo fetishists to meet other weirdo fetishists and talk about Pokemon. I mean, yeah, that’s a pretty big part of it. But there’s also the often overlooked…
43: My Fanfics Are Full of Emotion
Apr 11, 2011 • 55 min
This is the internet, and there are nerdy teenagers on it. As such, there are a lot of people writing a lot of fanfiction about their favorite television shows. Having a podcast with an interest in such things means you have to be discerning, and seek out…
42: Suffer The Little Children
Apr 3, 2011 • 57 min
Most will agree that the decision to have a child is not one to be taken lightly, and in a modern world with new and complicated parenting concerns, some will remain resolute to never have children at all. But then there’s a subsection of those people who…
41: Lemon Types In A Title For This Episode
Mar 22, 2011 • 66 min
The multiple award winning screenwriter Billy Wilder once said “Don’t be too clever for an audience. Make it obvious. Make the subtitles obvious also.” To that end, I think Mr. Wilder would applaud the fanfiction writers who we’ve profiled for this…
40: I’m So Lonesome I Could Post On This Forum
Mar 13, 2011 • 63 min
Despite various expensive websites strongly promoting their “social” aspects, the fact remains that internet forums are a fairly antisocial experience. You sign in with an alternate identity, type some words into a box, and hope that other people might do…
39: Hoc Est Praecipue De Buttsex
Mar 7, 2011 • 61 min
With all of the various sexual proclivities which the internet has allowed us to examine, it’s sometimes easy to forget that there were actually perverts writing perverted things long before the internet was even invented. Thing is, you had to be a…
38: Let Your Subconscious Be Your Guide
Mar 1, 2011 • 62 min
People say that most human beings only use ten percent of their brains. The thing is, people who say that are lying to you. I mean, we have MRIs. All that glowing red stuff? That’s the brain working. It’s reminding you to breathe, remembering song lyrics,…
37: By Demons Be Driven (Insane)
Feb 24, 2011 • 65 min
Outside the walls of your apartment lie complications that are difficult and confusing. What will traffic be like on the way to work? If I go to the restaurant I like, will I get the awful waitress who never remembers my drink order? Why is my son failing…
36: Not As Funny With The Sound Off
Feb 17, 2011 • 48 min
Welcome to the exciting world of the ANIMATION COMMUNITY! A land of milk, honey, and nasally whines about the artistic merits of Quick Draw McGraw! Did you know that cartoons are the Greatest American Artform? Well, they would be, if studios would spend…
35: Without Adult Supervision
Feb 13, 2011 • 63 min
When John’s unavailable, Boots can’t talk, and Lemon’s internet dies, should the remaining ridiculists record an episode anyway? That’s for you to decide! This episode we’re discussing dragons, unicorns, flux capacitors, and light sabres. There’s also a…
34: This Is What You Want? This Is What You Get!
Feb 8, 2011 • 59 min
This episode of The F Plus is all stuff you’ve given to us. We start out with the psychotic racial and gender views of MAI-TRANG THI NGUYEN (PRONOUNCED AS ‘WIN), who thinks she is God. Once that’s done, we have some fun with some Star Trek slash, take…
33: A Frottage In The Woods
Jan 27, 2011 • 52 min
Jesus! Are you back finally!? Yes we are and thank you very much for asking. The F Plus finally shambles out of its involuntary vacation to bring you unpleasantness you’ll probably wish you never learned about. What is it this time? Frottage. Man-on-man,…
32: Excessive, Overwraught and Annoying
Nov 7, 2010 • 58 min
Pitchfork Media, often referred to as either “tastemakers” or “douchenozzles”, depending on the source, have done the impossible: They have built a successful business, relying almost entirely on indulgent record reviews. And inarguably, the man…
live1a: F Plus Live 1 | Part One
Oct 18, 2010 • 58 min
A City Pages Certified A-List Event! Bunnybread: Sliding Into Home by Kendra Wilkinson Lemon: The Day I Shot Cupid by Jennifer Love Hewitt Boots Raingear: The Ice Opinion by Ice T Portaxx: Confessions of an Heiress by Paris Hilton bumpgrrl: Junior by…
live1b: F Plus Live 1 (part two)
Oct 18, 2010 • 51 min
The live shenanigans continue, louder and drunker than before! STOG: Behind The Bell by Dustin Diamond John Toast: The Way Of The Master by Kirk Cameron Jack Chick: Wild by Fabio Jimmyfranks: The Man With The Gold by Mr. T Lemon: 60 Years Of Wit And…
31: The Antisocial Network
Oct 11, 2010 • 63 min
With an registered userbase of over 500 million, Facebook has not been hindered much by niggling security concerns. Enter YourOpenBook. A site which, like Google, searches through all public profiles for people talking about the pressing news of the day,…
30: No Sense of Decency
Sep 22, 2010 • 65 min
With a two-party system, and an entrenched media bias favoring the status quo, often it is difficult for less established candidates to have their views heard. As a duty to the country more than half of call home, The F Plus attempts to correct this…
shorts2010: Shorts Bonanza 2010
Sep 11, 2010 • 79 min
Back in 2010, we had a bunch of shorts up in the feed, all of which were accompanied with a plug for the first F Plus Live. Then when we switched the site over, those files were taken out of the feed. Well, Djeser was kind enough to stitch all these…
29: The Netflix Revue
Aug 10, 2010 • 66 min
With six million registered members, Netflix has become a dominant force in the entertainment industry. In fact, the recommendations given to you each time you sign in to the Netflix home page is crafted that way by what Netflix considers to be your peers…
28: But What If They’re All Crappie?
Jul 29, 2010 • 69 min
If spending sixteen hours a day on the internet is the reason why you can’t get a date, you can solve your problem by stepping away from the computer every once in a while and having a real, human, engaging conversation with someone you find attractive…
27: Sub Sub Pop
Jul 21, 2010 • 66 min
The internet isn’t only a place for for shut-ins to discuss their fetishes. It’s also a place where self-aggrandizing attention sluts ceaselessly bludgeon the public with their own material in a transparent and shameless grab for attention. And as podcast…
12: The Christmas Offensive
Jul 17, 2010 • 57 min
So as it turns out, we were prevented from releasing the hackneyed Christmas Episode, and so instead are releasing the slightly less hackneyed Christmas In July Episode. This one focuses on the ire that Christians feel when they walk into a store and see…
26: Ranch Dressing & Other Delights
Jun 28, 2010 • 57 min
Since 1998, throngs of internet users have come to AllRecipes.Com to learn how to make the meals they’ve been dreaming of, and share recipes of their own. It’s a site visited by literally millions of people, including clinically depressed housewives and…
25: Porno For Pyros (Except With Sex Instead of Fire)
Jun 10, 2010 • 59 min
It’s been said that communication is key to a healthy relationship. It’s also been said that when your sex life cools, lovers should watch pornographic films together. But what if your primary relationship is with pornography itself? Well, if…
out03: In The Family [short]
Jun 4, 2010 • 14 min
This is a short horror script by a currently undiscovered screenwriter named Chris Keaton which we’ve decided to read. Hopefully this will catapult Mr. Keaton to the Hollywood success that he so clearly deserves.
24: Violet, You’re Turning Violet, Violet
May 28, 2010 • 57 min
The internet is awash with the peculiar fetishes of peculiar people. Often times, these fetish websites will host photo and video of the behavior being performed for the amusement of its visitors. But what happens when a group of people has a fetish about…
23: Mexican (Woah Oh) Radio
May 11, 2010 • 56 min
With the American economy in a recession and the unemployment rate maintaining at around 10%, a number of American citizens are looking for people to blame for these problems. And there are some who place the blame squarely on Mexican immigrants.…
22: This One’s Mainly About Buttsex
May 7, 2010 • 72 min
The internet can, depending on the topic and the website, be an extraordinarily useful source of information. All over the world, people are using the internet for peer reviewed research and edification on a wide variety of topics, both scientific and…
21b: It’ll Shock Ya Earlobes
Apr 25, 2010 • 49 min
Part two of the Juggalo podcast continues with the Topix thread on the subject of Slipknot sucking. After that, it’s off to the Juggalo dating site, to meet the founder and learn about what he’s looking for in a new companion. Finally, ICP fanfiction,…
21a: F**kin’ Podcasts: How Do They Work?
Apr 20, 2010 • 50 min
Juggalos are a group of people who dress up in face paint and carry plastic hatchets because they’re really into a white rap group who does just that. Making fun of juggalos on the other hand is so commonplace that even Saturday Night Live is doing it…
20: Idyll Hands and the Devil’s Workshop
Mar 26, 2010 • 59 min
On the internet, there’s a whole lot of people writing poetry, which begs the question: Is any of it any good? Probably. But it’s not like we’re doing this to find people with talent. For our twentieth episode, we present to you a variety of poems from a…
19: So Far I Have Not Found The Science
Mar 22, 2010 • 68 min
To start this episode off, we took a look at the popular television show Mythbusters, or to be more specific: Fans of Mythbusters who have odd predilictions for things that happen on the show. Then we ended up getting distracted by one Mythbuster’s fan…
18: Cut My Life Into Pieces, This Is My Last Resort
Feb 27, 2010 • 69 min
This episode, we take a brief but ever-insightful dip into the minds of teenagers. From rants about how parents don’t understand, to indecipherable poetry about blood, to the simple impotent rage so timeless to the age group, we’re about to get angsty all…
17: My Malleable Mannequin
Feb 20, 2010 • 64 min
We’re talking about the kind of romance that the powers that be in Hollywood just don’t seem to focus on for some reason. Be it the Ruby 13, Teddy Babe, RSSD, or the popular Real Doll model, this episode we’re talking about fuck dolls, and the men who…
doublegay: The Doublegay Conservaganza
Feb 12, 2010 • 9 min
To tide you over until the next recording hits the digital airwaves, here’s two outtakes from Episode 14: A Conservative Estimate. What we have is two subjects on the topic of homosexuality, as explained by Conservapedia. And really, who knows more about…
16: Press X To Not Live
Feb 1, 2010 • 65 min
This week, we look at the concept of Video Games as Art from several different angles. First, we take a trip to the forums of The Escapist, where members get awards for watching cartoons and talk about what kind of assault rifle is the sexiest. If we are…
15: An Otherworldly Experience
Jan 23, 2010 • 59 min
It shouldn’t be surprising for you to learn that there’s groups of people who believe they’ve been abducted by aliens. Nor should it be surprising to learn that people have elaborate theories about aliens colonizing earth and playing an active role in our…
14: A Conservative Estimate
Jan 16, 2010 • 67 min
If there’s one thing that Conservatives, as a whole, have decided about the internet, it’s that it has a liberal bias. YouTube has femmy kids crying about Britney Spears, so conservatives created GodTube. Google News feeds talk about American casualties…
13: Faster Pussycat! Ki! Ki!
Jan 6, 2010 • 59 min
Japanese cartoons and videogames have popularized the idea that standing still and screaming somehow allows you to conjure glowing balls of energy to be used for combative purposes. Unsurprisingly, Otaku have taken this belief as gospel and make…
11: A Feeling of Kinship
Dec 18, 2009 • 62 min
Otherkin is a word used to describe a group of people who believe that, in addition to being human, they also have the soul of some other creature, which is typically a dragon, a werewolf, or some other fictitious beast. For some reason, nobody ever…
10: Sex Is Personals
Dec 10, 2009 • 56 min
While Lemon takes a week off from the F Plus podcast, the rest of the group soldiers on with readings of Craigslist ads. Ladies, have you been looking for a man who will sodomize you while you play Super Mario Brothers? Gentlemen, are you looking for a…
9: The Transformers Radio Variety Hour
Dec 2, 2009 • 61 min
Deviating ever so slightly from our typical podcast formula, this is a dramatic reading of two different pieces of Transformers fanfiction. One is called Ravage 3 Bodies Evolution, and the other is called Dinobot’s Old Technology. Our readers play various…
8: Blood & Sparkles
Nov 25, 2009 • 58 min
Twilight, as you are no doubt aware, is a poorly written series of books. Which has since become a poorly written series of movies. And yet, despite the undeniable crapulence of the material, there are throngs of people devoted to the love story of a…
out02: Let’s Hit Each Other!
Nov 21, 2009
An outtake from episode seven, this one was just too precious to not give to you immediately. A straight man from Oslo goes to gay bar to demonstrate his pick-up routines. Profound madness ensues.
7: (Point To Schlong)
Nov 17, 2009 • 60 min
This week, we read the work of pick up artists and the seduction community, a thing made popular by Mystery and other likeminded douchebags with stupid hats. Using their methods (as well as a generous amount of acronyms) you too can learn how to hate…
6: Too Much Paranoias
Nov 3, 2009 • 57 min
Ever feel like there’s a global conspiracy of random strangers who exist solely to harass, annoy, belabor, and confuse you. If you don’t have schizophrenic tendancies, you probably answered no. But there’s groups out there who insist that the conspiracy…
5: Weight Weight Don’t Tell Me
Oct 29, 2009 • 48 min
This week, The F Plus aims to go big, AS BIG AS POSSIBLE. Our readers tackle the work of food fetishists, who derive sexual pleasure from overeating.
4: You’ve Got A Friend
Oct 23, 2009 • 60 min
Everyone needs a support system. And this week, we’ve mined the the profiles and forums of an internet support group, in order to help you through any troubling times.
3: Metaphorical Chastity
Oct 14, 2009 • 54 min
We’re coming off our previous fetishist episode with an episode of self-flagellating morality. This episode features motivation and tips from people angry that other people are having more fun than they are.
2: The Internet After Dark
Oct 7, 2009 • 91 min
This time we’re getting a little sexy. Hear about fetishes you didn’t know existed, and would probably prefer to be ignorant of.
1: Tell Me What Adonis Did
Oct 1, 2009 • 31 min
For the pilot, our readers tackle notes from an alternative high school in the midwest.