Allen & Cynthia Have No Idea What They're Doing

Allen & Cynthia Have No Idea What They're Doing
A podcast about two idiots who will laugh at anything. Support this podcast:

18 - Time Vs. Money Pt. 2
Jun 18 • 14 min
Allen and Cynthia return with the rest of their “Time Vs. Money” discussion…but it’s mostly about tacos, obviously. —- Support this podcast:
17 - Time Vs. Money Pt. 1
Jun 11 • 18 min
Allen and Cynthia talk about whether they’d have more time or money to waste…and things quickly go off the rails. ‘Cause tacos. —- Support this podcast:
16 - Ramblin’ About Nothin’
Jun 4 • 27 min
Allen and Cynthia talk about molasses, flavored medication, losing sponsors, and anything else that pops into their heads. —- Support this podcast:
15 - Cats & Dogs
May 28 • 31 min
Cynthia talks about her cats and Allen talks about his dog and cat—and why he’s not getting any sleep with a kitten in the house. —- Support this podcast:
14 - How Pissed Off Are You?
May 21 • 41 min
Allen and Cynthia discuss the minor inconveniences in life that piss us all off. —- Support this podcast:
13 - Ghost Stories
May 14 • 35 min
Cynthia talks about seeing her dead grandmother and Allen tells the infamous “Bob Story.” Do you believe in ghosts? —- Support this podcast:
12 - Would You Rather?
May 7 • 35 min
In today’s episode, Allen and Cynthia make difficult choices in a game of “Would You Rather?” —- Support this podcast:
11 - How Hipster Are You?
Apr 30 • 30 min
On today’s podcast, Allen and Cynthia talk about hipster “culture”, overuse the word “ironic”, and try to decide how hipster they really are…if at all. —- Support this podcast:
10 - The Souffle Dish of Truth
Apr 23 • 42 min
We made it to 10 episodes! Allen and Cynthia make their first ever “Corrections and Half-Assed Apologies”, answer questions from “The Souffle Dish of Truth” and generally make a nuisance of themselves - on brand. —- Support this podcast:…
9 - Serial Killer BFF
Apr 16 • 30 min
In today’s episode, Allen and Cynthia talk about which serial killers they think they could be besties with, Allen having a “theater voice”, learning different languages…and…jazz? —- Support this podcast:
8 - Don’t Let Me Be Misunderstood
Apr 9 • 21 min
Allen and Cynthia discuss the things people think about them that are probably misunderstandings. —- Support this podcast:
7 - What’s Your First Scary Movie?
Apr 2 • 29 min
Allen and Cynthia talk about the first scary movies they watched and why they scared them so much. “Bambi” might have been mentioned. —- Support this podcast:
6 - Greek Philosophers Quoting OutKast
Mar 26 • 30 min
Energy drinks, people smoking in public, and OutKast plagiarizing “Hey Ya’” from Aristotle. Allegedly. —- Support this podcast:
5 - Tell Me Something I Don’t Know
Mar 19 • 23 min
Cynthia explains physics and Allen explains the Fermi Paradox—after having studied these topics for 10 minutes. Comedy, right? —- Support this podcast:
4 - When I Grow Up
Mar 12 • 26 min
Allen and Cynthia discuss the way life is versus the way they thought it would be when they were young, Allen possibly dressing in drag at some point in the future, and rude food service workers. —- Support this podcast:…
3 - Underrated & Overrated
Mar 5 • 34 min
Allen and Cynthia set out to talk about things that are overrated and underrated…but go off the rails and talk about everything else. —- Support this podcast:
2 - Dumb Questions & Pet Names
Feb 26 • 24 min
In episode 2, Allen and Cynthia answer questions from their spouses/partners, talk about dumb pet names, and buying dogs from (alleged) drug dealers on Craigslist. —- Support this podcast:
1 - Unintentionally Funny
Feb 19 • 15 min
Allen and Cynthia discuss being unintentionally funny, trips to Arkansas, “Heavy Users”, the largest snowflake ever, giving fries to dogs, and killer cows. —- Support this podcast: